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Open Game Thread - Game 122: A's vs. White Sox

Chicago White Sox at Oakland Athletics, Aug 16, 2008 12:55 PM PDT


If there's ever a game to hope that "momentum" does exist in baseball, this afternoon's contest between the A's and White Sox would be it.

The A's are coming off of what must have been a highly emotional come-from-behind victory last night, with not only Suzuki's walkoff blast as a highlight, but the fact that all of the A's runs came on homers (a solo shot from Ellis, plus a solo and a 2-run Jack from Cust) and Braden's nice recovery and Huston's return to form.

Greg "Nibbles" Smith gets the start for the A's, facing the White Sox' John Danks.

Game time, for those of you (like myself) who missed the announcement last night, is 12:55 PDT in Oakland. Go A's!



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"I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did." -Yogi Berra

by brenarlo on Aug 16, 2008 12:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Ooh, Rajai

Arte didn't get much Home Run Derby. He was dug in too deep or moving too fast. His idea of great R&R was cold rice and a little rat meat.

by FreeSeatUpgrade on Aug 16, 2008 12:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Who's the bald tard with the mustache doing the game today?

He wanted the A’s to be a buyer. Ok. Whatever.

by thejd44 on Aug 16, 2008 12:51 PM PDT reply actions  

They said it's Leo Mazzone

the old pitching coach for the Braves.

"Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it?"-Steve McCatty

by 5Aces on Aug 16, 2008 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really?

And he doesn’t understand why the A’s are rebuilding? Weird.

by thejd44 on Aug 16, 2008 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could swear Leo Mazzone

is rocking back and forth while giving his sorry-a$$ comments.

"Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it?"-Steve McCatty

by 5Aces on Aug 16, 2008 12:51 PM PDT reply actions  

So, what member of the A's

will get the pleasure of taking 2 minutes to go through our fantastic lineup?

I’m thinking it will be Big Frank.

"Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it?"-Steve McCatty

by 5Aces on Aug 16, 2008 12:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Gerg in high socks!

Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows

by Jennifer on Aug 16, 2008 12:56 PM PDT reply actions  

No?

Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows

by Jennifer on Aug 16, 2008 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah.

No

Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows

by Jennifer on Aug 16, 2008 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha really?

kinda ruined mine hahaha

white esurance sign behind home plate..oh so that’s why durham is an absolutely terrible defensive second baseman.. - xbhaskarx

by BigTuna on Aug 16, 2008 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

and they call

Raj Davis “Radio”

white esurance sign behind home plate..oh so that’s why durham is an absolutely terrible defensive second baseman.. - xbhaskarx

by BigTuna on Aug 16, 2008 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

embree

boring haha

white esurance sign behind home plate..oh so that’s why durham is an absolutely terrible defensive second baseman.. - xbhaskarx

by BigTuna on Aug 16, 2008 1:08 PM PDT reply actions  

LMAO! "Daric 'Louganis' Barton"

Ok, Embree, I won’t call for you to be DFAd for at least the weekend after that.

by thejd44 on Aug 16, 2008 1:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Did he just call Rajai "radio"?

"Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it?"-Steve McCatty

by 5Aces on Aug 16, 2008 1:09 PM PDT reply actions  

ROFLMAO

Daric “Louganis (sp?)” Barton

"Twenty minutes," says Jack Sr. "Thank god for Billy Beane."

by ST on Aug 16, 2008 1:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Louganis

Awesome

Might as well Jump! - Van Halen

by sprtsnwyn on Aug 16, 2008 1:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Louganis works well.

every winning streak ends with taking your underpants off. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 16, 2008 1:11 PM PDT reply actions  

New AN Poll

Daric “Staplehead” Barton

or

Daric “Louganis” Barton

"Twenty minutes," says Jack Sr. "Thank god for Billy Beane."

by ST on Aug 16, 2008 1:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Why limit him to one?

Both work well.

every winning streak ends with taking your underpants off. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 16, 2008 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

exactly

If we can have Cargo, Cargon, and the Patrol Craft….

"Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it?"-Steve McCatty

by 5Aces on Aug 16, 2008 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

WINNER!

"Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it?"-Steve McCatty

by 5Aces on Aug 16, 2008 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok, maybe it means something different, but


and

"Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it?"-Steve McCatty

by 5Aces on Aug 16, 2008 1:16 PM PDT reply actions  

But come on....

When he had 2, maybe 3 HOF pitchers he was a great pitching coach. You MUST worship his views.

"Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it?"-Steve McCatty

by 5Aces on Aug 16, 2008 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

So by Nationally Televised game

They must mean, regional to Nor Cal/Chicago & Midwest.

All Games and Comments are Subject to Blackout

by Hit4TheCycle on Aug 16, 2008 1:19 PM PDT reply actions  

I feel sorry for people in Chicago

It’s bad enough that we have to deal with Kuiper locally, but now he’s being heard elsewhere…

"Never in your wildest alcoholic dreams could you conjure up a game like this!" Ken Korach

by jackcustismyhero32 on Aug 16, 2008 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Fox Audio and Video is not synched up properly

The audio is a fraction of a second ahead

by thejd44 on Aug 16, 2008 1:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I get Angels/Indians.

yay.

every winning streak ends with taking your underpants off. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 16, 2008 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

"What are you telling me, Robert Buan?"

every winning streak ends with taking your underpants off. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 16, 2008 1:23 PM PDT reply actions  

He was speaking into KK's ear, I believe.

Telling him the code to enter for discount tickets.

every winning streak ends with taking your underpants off. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 16, 2008 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just in time to see the lead off double

by Konerko. Come on A’s!!!! You guys can do this. Or not.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Aug 16, 2008 1:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Doesn't Alexi Ramirez look like a deer caught in headlights?

every winning streak ends with taking your underpants off. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 16, 2008 1:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Speaking of Twins....

who has the better organizational talent? I think they are the only “small market” team that rivals the A’s in ability to field contenders on a low budget.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Aug 16, 2008 1:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Rays and Marlins seem to do pretty well.

Marlins seem to be able to do it for VERY little. Like less than a misplaced NY third-baseman little.

every winning streak ends with taking your underpants off. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 16, 2008 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Florida teams

endure long stretches of suckitude. The A’s and Twins seem to make their turnarounds in short order. I don’t think the Rays should even be in the conversation as this is the only season in their existence that they haven’t sucked.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Aug 16, 2008 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Won't be the last.

The Rays finally did it right. They’ve got a lot of talent and a full minor league system. And I’m not sure two world titles in fifteen years of existence really qualifies as long stretches of suckitude for the Marlins. Not when they’re competitive and have about $22 million payroll..

every winning streak ends with taking your underpants off. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 16, 2008 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like the Marlins...

but they are either very good or very bad. Too bad for them the bad years far outnumber the good years. Loria is to blame for not spending at least a little money to keep a little bit of the talent they develop.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Aug 16, 2008 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would trade their last fifteen years with ours.

every winning streak ends with taking your underpants off. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 16, 2008 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah.

Even if we haven’t won it all, it’s a lot more fun to watch a competitive team with at least a chance. The chase has to be worth the prize. I’d rather watch a consistently good team than endure years of bad baseball punctuated ocassionally with euphoria.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Aug 16, 2008 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great....

there goes Jack’s gold glove.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Aug 16, 2008 1:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Leo Mazzone: “You know, a LF with a little more speed would have had that”

I guess you don’t watch a lot of Comcast Bay Area

white esurance sign behind home plate..oh so that’s why durham is an absolutely terrible defensive second baseman.. - xbhaskarx

by BigTuna on Aug 16, 2008 1:31 PM PDT reply actions  

What happened?

Gameday just says it was a double…

"Never in your wildest alcoholic dreams could you conjure up a game like this!" Ken Korach

by jackcustismyhero32 on Aug 16, 2008 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

lined just over Cust

white esurance sign behind home plate..oh so that’s why durham is an absolutely terrible defensive second baseman.. - xbhaskarx

by BigTuna on Aug 16, 2008 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea he would

and he’d bring half the warning track on his uni

white esurance sign behind home plate..oh so that’s why durham is an absolutely terrible defensive second baseman.. - xbhaskarx

by BigTuna on Aug 16, 2008 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

hi Kimberly........actually I would have to say that Cust has really impressed me with his defense

recentely……….but then again I can’t WATCH THE FREAKIN GAME!!!

AHHHH! I left the stove on!!!
********OaKlAnDaThLeTiCs********

by LiZaRdReVoLuTiOn on Aug 16, 2008 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

DAMMIT did I misspell again?!

AHHHH! I left the stove on!!!
********OaKlAnDaThLeTiCs********

by LiZaRdReVoLuTiOn on Aug 16, 2008 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hello!

Well, you’re not missing much… No Swooney, but Greg’s got the high socks today!

Photography page | Flickr

by Kimberly on Aug 16, 2008 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aww thank you!!!

Now I’m getting it on Fox Espanol but my big screen is stretching the picture and making Greg look like a bus. This is much better :)

by schmifty on Aug 16, 2008 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Byrnesieeee! :cries:

Anybody watch the Eric Byrnes Show? It’s obv made on a $2 budget but hey… it’s Byrnsey

by schmifty on Aug 16, 2008 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeay!

That show makes me hate CoJack so much. Blech.

by schmifty on Aug 16, 2008 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eric Byrnes would've run in 17 steps, then run back and dove onto the warning track

Once he picked the ball up he’d throw it in, then run headfirst into the wall for no reason.

by thejd44 on Aug 16, 2008 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone explain to me why Greg Smith is Nibbles.

AHHHH! I left the stove on!!!
********OaKlAnDaThLeTiCs********

by LiZaRdReVoLuTiOn on Aug 16, 2008 1:32 PM PDT reply actions  

cause he looks like my Bunny

white esurance sign behind home plate..oh so that’s why durham is an absolutely terrible defensive second baseman.. - xbhaskarx

by BigTuna on Aug 16, 2008 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

thats right

I capitalized bunny

white esurance sign behind home plate..oh so that’s why durham is an absolutely terrible defensive second baseman.. - xbhaskarx

by BigTuna on Aug 16, 2008 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me and The Bunny King understand.

every winning streak ends with taking your underpants off. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 16, 2008 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Overly cautious....

That’s sums up Smith. Dude gets two strikes and nibbles until the count goes full….at which time he’s forced to throw a meatball.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Aug 16, 2008 1:33 PM PDT reply actions  

There goes "nibbles" again

AHHHH! I left the stove on!!!
********OaKlAnDaThLeTiCs********

by LiZaRdReVoLuTiOn on Aug 16, 2008 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed. He has good stuff...

…he just needs to be more confident with it.

I see the future. I see cake.

by Blicks on Aug 16, 2008 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

he'll grow up.

he’ll learn.

every winning streak ends with taking your underpants off. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 16, 2008 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope

I see the future. I see cake.

by Blicks on Aug 16, 2008 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

we may have a third baseman.

every winning streak ends with taking your underpants off. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 16, 2008 1:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Not to bad.

Shall we anoint him now….or wait until September?

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Aug 16, 2008 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

DH for the whole team while we're at it.

every winning streak ends with taking your underpants off. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 16, 2008 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

A's should just let their pitchers hit

and DH for a position player.

I see the future. I see cake.

by Blicks on Aug 16, 2008 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woooo Dale

The A's colors are green and gold.

by mikeA on Aug 16, 2008 1:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Is Dale finally starting to come around?

"Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it?"-Steve McCatty

by 5Aces on Aug 16, 2008 1:43 PM PDT reply actions  

perhaps.

been hitting better lately, for sure.

every winning streak ends with taking your underpants off. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 16, 2008 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay Dale

Now someone hurry up and plate him.

I see the future. I see cake.

by Blicks on Aug 16, 2008 1:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Plate him?

every winning streak ends with taking your underpants off. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 16, 2008 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want LOTR plates.

…but I meant home plate.

I see the future. I see cake.

by Blicks on Aug 16, 2008 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Raj must be confused by this whole notion

of getting on base for himself. It’s not really fair…is it?

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Aug 16, 2008 1:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought that too.

My first hint was when he came out of the dugout and went straight to first…

"Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it?"-Steve McCatty

by 5Aces on Aug 16, 2008 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

to be fair,

they look a lot alike.

every winning streak ends with taking your underpants off. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 16, 2008 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

True....

they’re both white after all.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Aug 16, 2008 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually feel kind of sorry for whoever it is....

I’m sure they’re in the booth pulling their hair out trying to figure out our roster.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Aug 16, 2008 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

With the A's, it's at least understandable.

People have been released, signed, moved between Sac and Oakland….last years roster is certainly no help.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Aug 16, 2008 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

okay, behind as usual.

with the mlbaudio and Kenko, less distracting, so I can further prepare for the movers this week.

alaska A

by ak_A on Aug 16, 2008 1:48 PM PDT reply actions  

always a good way to go.

At least KK reminds me of BK. But I like to hear him call a game anyhow.

every winning streak ends with taking your underpants off. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 16, 2008 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah....

welcome back to the United States.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Aug 16, 2008 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck you, foul territory!

Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows

by Jennifer on Aug 16, 2008 1:51 PM PDT reply actions  

I like this. A lot.

every winning streak ends with taking your underpants off. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 16, 2008 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

sounds like a bad Batman villian.

every winning streak ends with taking your underpants off. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 16, 2008 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

The great Mazzone says

you should throw strikes Greg. He knows what he’s talking about Mr. Smith. Especially the first or second pitch.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Aug 16, 2008 1:58 PM PDT reply actions  

How bout that Greg?

Those guys with one deformed hand standing around behind you can be useful.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Aug 16, 2008 1:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Zook!

every winning streak ends with taking your underpants off. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 16, 2008 2:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Hurt ties it up right here.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Aug 16, 2008 2:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Well thank you Nick!

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Aug 16, 2008 2:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't know what I did, but you're welcome.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 16, 2008 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

*giggle*

white esurance sign behind home plate..oh so that’s why durham is an absolutely terrible defensive second baseman.. - xbhaskarx

by BigTuna on Aug 16, 2008 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ohh Dirty Thirty

the fans thank you. you still love us.

by schmifty on Aug 16, 2008 2:04 PM PDT reply actions  

DFA

snatches his RBI title out of Custs sweaty grasp.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Aug 16, 2008 2:05 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHAHA... I looked it up... Chocolate (en espanol) is Spanish slang for Strikeout

They said “Jack Cust tiene ciento y cincuenta chocolates”
And indeed, his stats show 149 K’s

by schmifty on Aug 16, 2008 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

new nickname for Cust: trueno del chocolate

There were a lot of stupid, long confusing words that I’m sure normal people don’t use. @('.')@

by monkeyball on Aug 16, 2008 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

... and thence, of course: Three Trueno Outcomes

There were a lot of stupid, long confusing words that I’m sure normal people don’t use. @('.')@

by monkeyball on Aug 16, 2008 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where do

Glen and Leo Mazzone fall on the Fox Sports depth chart?

Enjoy the game

by DCinWC on Aug 16, 2008 2:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Probably equal to the ESPN crew of Dave Ryan and Orestes Destrade

So, yes, the A’s are the Little League version of Major League Baseball

by thejd44 on Aug 16, 2008 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let's put it this way

Fox picked them up in front of the Home Depot this morning.

every winning streak ends with taking your underpants off. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 16, 2008 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Leo

Thinks the MLB should play Saturday DAY Baseball

Enjoy the game

by DCinWC on Aug 16, 2008 2:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Here comes a Bones

Grand slam
hit
Sac fly
strike out?

by buddahead9 on Aug 16, 2008 2:08 PM PDT reply actions  

wow

white esurance sign behind home plate..oh so that’s why durham is an absolutely terrible defensive second baseman.. - xbhaskarx

by BigTuna on Aug 16, 2008 2:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Yep. That's about right.

Nothing Thomas could do there. Crosby hit it hard. STuff happens.

by thejd44 on Aug 16, 2008 2:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Especially to the A's

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 16, 2008 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

COME ON!

Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows

by Jennifer on Aug 16, 2008 2:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Happy Birthday, Daric.

Happy birthday to you… Happy birthday to you…

Photography page | Flickr

by Kimberly on Aug 16, 2008 2:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Baseball Gods hate us.

every winning streak ends with taking your underpants off. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 16, 2008 2:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Indeed

It’s the bases loaded curse. Having Thomas at third didn’t help.

by MobiusKlein on Aug 16, 2008 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

That reminds me of game 2 of the 2000 alds:

I was at the game with my brother and I’d told him that Grieve had set some sort of DP record during the regular season. He came up with a runner on 3rd and 0 or 1 outs late in the game, and my brother said “at least he won’t hit into a dp,” which he then did in the manner Crosby just did…

The A's colors are green and gold.

by mikeA on Aug 16, 2008 2:12 PM PDT reply actions  

was up in attic, could barely hear

but it I take it we had the bases loaded. sheesh.

alaska A

by ak_A on Aug 16, 2008 2:15 PM PDT reply actions  

no outs.

every winning streak ends with taking your underpants off. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 16, 2008 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hiding from the A's broadcast in the attic.....

hmmmm, hadn’t thought of that one.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Aug 16, 2008 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

It. Just. Might. Work.

every winning streak ends with taking your underpants off. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 16, 2008 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

How many times

Will Leo say “Prevent Defense Pitching??”

Not just athletes, Athletics.

by Wiers103 on Aug 16, 2008 2:15 PM PDT reply actions  

his buddies are at home, playing a drinking game.

every winning streak ends with taking your underpants off. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 16, 2008 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

you know, for a Monkey-run game thread,

this game thread has very little Monkey content….

every winning streak ends with taking your underpants off. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 16, 2008 2:22 PM PDT reply actions  

effing a football?

Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows

by Jennifer on Aug 16, 2008 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate football

There were a lot of stupid, long confusing words that I’m sure normal people don’t use. @('.')@

by monkeyball on Aug 16, 2008 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jennifer thinks you love one.

every winning streak ends with taking your underpants off. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 16, 2008 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

You haven't SEEN me very content ...

There were a lot of stupid, long confusing words that I’m sure normal people don’t use. @('.')@

by monkeyball on Aug 16, 2008 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought that new wife of yours made you content...

that’s what you told Oprah.

every winning streak ends with taking your underpants off. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 16, 2008 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, how many times have I wished that it was Raj who was hitting in an RBI situation?

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 16, 2008 2:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Now I don't like you Leo Mazzone.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Aug 16, 2008 2:26 PM PDT reply actions  

he's kind of a jerk.

He still owes me money.

every winning streak ends with taking your underpants off. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 16, 2008 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fear the Ellie power threat.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Aug 16, 2008 2:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Let's Go A's

Someone get Ozzie a beer,

and tell him where it can go.

"However, at Elias, I think they keep track of the amount of sunflower seeds spit in a dugout each night." - Brad Ziegler, 8/7/08

by doctorK on Aug 16, 2008 2:29 PM PDT reply actions  

maybe a payoff for the HR inning...

every winning streak ends with taking your underpants off. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 16, 2008 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

DANGER! DANGER!

Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows

by Jennifer on Aug 16, 2008 2:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Bases Loaded, 1 Out?

We’re fucked!

facepalm.jpg

by Zonis on Aug 16, 2008 2:30 PM PDT reply actions  

I can haz slamm plz?

"However, at Elias, I think they keep track of the amount of sunflower seeds spit in a dugout each night." - Brad Ziegler, 8/7/08

by doctorK on Aug 16, 2008 2:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Heck, I'd take a sac fly

"However, at Elias, I think they keep track of the amount of sunflower seeds spit in a dugout each night." - Brad Ziegler, 8/7/08

by doctorK on Aug 16, 2008 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

alas, we all knew what we'd get

Foolsh, the most insane regular poster on AN since oaktoon left - salb

by FoolshGame22 on Aug 16, 2008 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

a carton of cigarettes?

“Smoke up, Johnny!”

every winning streak ends with taking your underpants off. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 16, 2008 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fear the Suzuki power threat....

Speaking of, my kid might buy one today. The little hatchback model. An omen perhaps?

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Aug 16, 2008 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

bogus

"However, at Elias, I think they keep track of the amount of sunflower seeds spit in a dugout each night." - Brad Ziegler, 8/7/08

by doctorK on Aug 16, 2008 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

GIDP

No supprises here.

facepalm.jpg

by Zonis on Aug 16, 2008 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Figures, a guy who almost never hits a ground ball

Hits one a million miles per hour at the team’s best defensive player.

by thejd44 on Aug 16, 2008 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

So...

When exactly is Frank going to dial it in and start hitting?

Enjoy the game

by DCinWC on Aug 16, 2008 2:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Although...

You know he wants to HURT the Sox pretty bad. maybe trying to hard.

Enjoy the game

by DCinWC on Aug 16, 2008 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey...

You can hear the ball hit the catcher’s glove before you see it.

Enjoy the game

by DCinWC on Aug 16, 2008 2:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Smith is throwing with such velocity

it’s quicker than the speed of sound.

every winning streak ends with taking your underpants off. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 16, 2008 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Casilla warming up

In other news, I feel my lunch coming up

"However, at Elias, I think they keep track of the amount of sunflower seeds spit in a dugout each night." - Brad Ziegler, 8/7/08

by doctorK on Aug 16, 2008 2:36 PM PDT reply actions  

AAARRGGHHHH

Let the rookie starters work their way out of their own jams.

I see the future. I see cake.

by Blicks on Aug 16, 2008 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

were you just trying to kick a football?

Did some brunette girl pull it away as soon as you went to kick it?

every winning streak ends with taking your underpants off. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 16, 2008 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

No.

I took care of that biotch.

I see the future. I see cake.

by Blicks on Aug 16, 2008 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

just once I wanted him to get up and kick her.

every winning streak ends with taking your underpants off. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 16, 2008 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cartoons have been made to satisfy that desire.

Unfortunately, most of them are NSFW.

"Dispatch knuckleheadedness with Bond-like aplomb." –74mk

by iglew on Aug 16, 2008 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

When did the Orioles fire Mazzone?

And really, should the Orioles ever fire anybody?

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Aug 16, 2008 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

How about their owner?

"However, at Elias, I think they keep track of the amount of sunflower seeds spit in a dugout each night." - Brad Ziegler, 8/7/08

by doctorK on Aug 16, 2008 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Selig wishes he could.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Aug 16, 2008 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

They don't.

They just get sucked into “the game” in West Baltimore and eventually Marlo gets rid of them.

every winning streak ends with taking your underpants off. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 16, 2008 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Smith is pissing me off....

with his insistence on pitching outside. Dude needs to learn that there are other areas over the plate he can put the damn ball.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Aug 16, 2008 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Those Burger King commercials

are kind of funny.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Aug 16, 2008 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

NEW THREAD OPEN

There were a lot of stupid, long confusing words that I’m sure normal people don’t use. @('.')@

by monkeyball on Aug 16, 2008 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

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