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Open Game Thread - Game 87: A's @ White Sox

Oakland Athletics at Chicago White Sox, Jul 5, 2008 4:05 PM PDT






The A's send Greg "Still Needs a Nickname" Smith out against the White Sox for a shot at a win of the 4-game weekend series today. For Chicago, Gavin Floyd takes the mound against yet another threadbare, ragtag A's lineup. The starting left side of the infield has already been DL'ed in the last couple days, and now it looks as if Patrol Craft's hamstring injury is keeping him out of the starting lineup.

The A's managed a comprehensive and balanced attack last night, though, so we can only hope that tonight we get further addition-by-subtraction, with Rajai Davis starting in center in place of Gonzalez.

It's a sign of the A's annual DL woes that they're starting a handful of right-handed batters against Floyd -- and a sign of the depth that Beane assembled this year that they're actually able to field a full team.

Let's hope Cust, Bankston, and Murphy stay hot -- and that Smith harnesses his control.

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No Emil in the lineup

Procrastinators unite....tomorrow

by muffinpryde on Jul 5, 2008 4:02 PM PDT reply actions  

whoops. duh. thanks.

He's a very personable, sweet, nice chimp. He's not going to be aggressive unless he's provoked. @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jul 5, 2008 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, no problem

Procrastinators unite....tomorrow

by muffinpryde on Jul 5, 2008 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let's Go A's!

"optimism 1 pessimism 0" ~Dirk

by 149 on Jul 5, 2008 4:02 PM PDT reply actions  

almost missed this one!

I thought the game started at 5 tonight….good thing I flipped onto AN just now! :)

There's no crying in baseball!

by gigglingone on Jul 5, 2008 4:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I did the same thing last night.

Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows

by Jennifer on Jul 5, 2008 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just put a lemon meringue pie in the oven

and was going to watch Major League 2 until it was done….this is much better!

There's no crying in baseball!

by gigglingone on Jul 5, 2008 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was going to....

whoops, never mind… I wasn’t planning on doing anything for the rest of the night. I put clothes on today. That was MORE than enough.

Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows

by Jennifer on Jul 5, 2008 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

bleu cheese

He's a very personable, sweet, nice chimp. He's not going to be aggressive unless he's provoked. @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jul 5, 2008 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Poppy seed!

Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows

by Jennifer on Jul 5, 2008 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

shouldn't that be a ...

... lemon Zeringue pie?

He's a very personable, sweet, nice chimp. He's not going to be aggressive unless he's provoked. @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jul 5, 2008 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

for my first attempt, it looks edible....

pie

Once it cools I’ll let you know if it tastes edible….or if I don’t, maybe it wasn’t…...

There's no crying in baseball!

by gigglingone on Jul 5, 2008 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice!

Did you use a torch, or brown it in the oven?

He's a very personable, sweet, nice chimp. He's not going to be aggressive unless he's provoked. @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jul 5, 2008 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

oven

if you knew me, you wouldn’t trust me with a torch.

There's no crying in baseball!

by gigglingone on Jul 5, 2008 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's some nice, even browning for doing it in the oven

torches are fun.

He's a very personable, sweet, nice chimp. He's not going to be aggressive unless he's provoked. @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jul 5, 2008 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

except the stupid judge won’t let me have one anymore.

Dang it.

Fortunately, this is his age-28 year: his killing productivity is likely to decline. Impressive range, though. -Monkeyball

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 5, 2008 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

did you tell him that, as leader of your local anti-monster posse, you really REALLY need one?

I hope at least he let you keep your pitchfork.

He's a very personable, sweet, nice chimp. He's not going to be aggressive unless he's provoked. @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jul 5, 2008 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bastard won't let

me have nothing that “can be used as a weapon or substituted for any article of clothing while attending local sporting events.”

The “man” is keeping me down.

Fortunately, this is his age-28 year: his killing productivity is likely to decline. Impressive range, though. -Monkeyball

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 5, 2008 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks yummy.

Fortunately, this is his age-28 year: his killing productivity is likely to decline. Impressive range, though. -Monkeyball

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 5, 2008 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've been clock watching since 2pm.

Because it was more interesting than the StankeeSux game.

"optimism 1 pessimism 0" ~Dirk

by 149 on Jul 5, 2008 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who won that game?

Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows

by Jennifer on Jul 5, 2008 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yankees.

The Cards/Cubs played an exciting game.

Walkoff bases-loaded single in the 9th inning. Cards win 5-4.

by VORP is too nerdy on Jul 5, 2008 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I tried listening to the Cards game while

mowing the yard today. The damn radio wasn’t getting a good enough signal, though.

Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows

by Jennifer on Jul 5, 2008 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

just turn on ESPN

I’m sure they’ll spend an hour or two on it….

There's no crying in baseball!

by gigglingone on Jul 5, 2008 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

I’ve got it on mute.

Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows

by Jennifer on Jul 5, 2008 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

With the A's hitting lately..

We’re going to be hearing “He gone” many times tonight.

by VORP is too nerdy on Jul 5, 2008 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, Smirkey's tall

He looks like he could just take one or two strides and be at third.

He's a very personable, sweet, nice chimp. He's not going to be aggressive unless he's provoked. @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jul 5, 2008 4:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Yup

I keep telling the ladies that he won’t fit in their beds…

"optimism 1 pessimism 0" ~Dirk

by 149 on Jul 5, 2008 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

He doesn't have to.

Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows

by Jennifer on Jul 5, 2008 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

That might be a problem...

if they planned on letting him sleep….so I don’t think it would be too much of a problem.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Jul 5, 2008 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know.

Thud.

Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows

by Jennifer on Jul 5, 2008 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

was that you rolling off the bed onto the floor?

He's a very personable, sweet, nice chimp. He's not going to be aggressive unless he's provoked. @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jul 5, 2008 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cust and his 236 average...

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Jul 5, 2008 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

been ignoring the last couple games, eh?

He's a very personable, sweet, nice chimp. He's not going to be aggressive unless he's provoked. @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jul 5, 2008 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just thinking of Reggie's opinion on

hitting 240. I can live with it.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Jul 5, 2008 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

those shadows look like absolute murder for the batters

He's a very personable, sweet, nice chimp. He's not going to be aggressive unless he's provoked. @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jul 5, 2008 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I noticed that.

Even with the lights on last night, it looked pretty dark in the batter’s box.

by VORP is too nerdy on Jul 5, 2008 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only if the pitcher is in the light

and the batter is in the dark. Otherwise, not too bad.

"I never predict anything, and I never will." Paul Gascoigne, English footballer

by One won lost won on Jul 5, 2008 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I must be a masochist:

three plus hours of McCarver/Joe Buck, followed apparently by three plus hours of “The Hawk.” I might drive a sharpened pencil deep within my own ear holes.

Fortunately, this is his age-28 year: his killing productivity is likely to decline. Impressive range, though. -Monkeyball

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 5, 2008 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Mute

is a less painful option. But if you ARE a masochist, then you’re fine with the pencil technique.

"optimism 1 pessimism 0" ~Dirk

by 149 on Jul 5, 2008 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish I had the radio package.

I should just spend the $15 and get it. I would sooooo much rather hear the melodious tones of Ken Korach to this blowhard.

Fortunately, this is his age-28 year: his killing productivity is likely to decline. Impressive range, though. -Monkeyball

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 5, 2008 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

You want to borrow mine?

Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows

by Jennifer on Jul 5, 2008 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buck isn't horrible...

He just doesn’t know anything about baseball.

by VORP is too nerdy on Jul 5, 2008 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

THAT

is a matter of opinion. I despise Joe Buck, particularly since he apologized to the home viewing audience for the Randy Moss mooning.

Fortunately, this is his age-28 year: his killing productivity is likely to decline. Impressive range, though. -Monkeyball

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 5, 2008 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was joking.

For me, it was his tirade about swinging on 3-0. I can’t rememebr the exact situation, but the pitcher had walked the previous batter and got behind the guy at bat 3-0, then finally throws a strike. Joe starts asking “Why isn’t he swinging 3-0?”

The guy walks on the next pitch.

by VORP is too nerdy on Jul 5, 2008 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or how about

McCarver: “With the bases loaded (vs. Giambi), he can’t come inside.”

McCarver: ”....”

Fortunately, this is his age-28 year: his killing productivity is likely to decline. Impressive range, though. -Monkeyball

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 5, 2008 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

The blue hats look better tonight.

And the grey Oakland jerseys are beautiful.

Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows

by Jennifer on Jul 5, 2008 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

meh

I’m still not feeling the blue caps…

"optimism 1 pessimism 0" ~Dirk

by 149 on Jul 5, 2008 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you see Toronto's?

Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows

by Jennifer on Jul 5, 2008 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

nope, why?

"optimism 1 pessimism 0" ~Dirk

by 149 on Jul 5, 2008 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

They have the Canadian flag.

Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows

by Jennifer on Jul 5, 2008 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Canadians are funny that way.

Bastards.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Jul 5, 2008 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK, that's cool.

It’s not the blue caps, in themselves, that I don’t like. It’s my team in blue that I don’t like. And, the blue looks like crap with green and gold. Not as horrible with the gray though. Just my “What Not to Wear” opinion.

"optimism 1 pessimism 0" ~Dirk

by 149 on Jul 5, 2008 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's funny,

Hadn’t thought of that, but it makes complete sense.

Fortunately, this is his age-28 year: his killing productivity is likely to decline. Impressive range, though. -Monkeyball

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 5, 2008 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except 4th of July is an American thing.

Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows

by Jennifer on Jul 5, 2008 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, the 4th of July exists in other countries too....

but it’s just a holiday here

There's no crying in baseball!

by gigglingone on Jul 5, 2008 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Canada celebrates the establishment of its federal government on July 1st.

"optimism 1 pessimism 0" ~Dirk

by 149 on Jul 5, 2008 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

With their beady little eyes

and that bitch Anne Murray too.

Fortunately, this is his age-28 year: his killing productivity is likely to decline. Impressive range, though. -Monkeyball

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 5, 2008 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Spread your tiny wings and fly away....

I hate her for that alone. I vividly remember my mother subjecting me to that song over and over as a tike.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Jul 5, 2008 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fate worse than death

my condolences.

Fortunately, this is his age-28 year: his killing productivity is likely to decline. Impressive range, though. -Monkeyball

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 5, 2008 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the hats are for

the Welcome Back Vets program.

Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows

by Jennifer on Jul 5, 2008 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like it!

Except that whole Marco-in-a-Toronto-uni thing.

"optimism 1 pessimism 0" ~Dirk

by 149 on Jul 5, 2008 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speaking of the RiverCats....

who’s pitching for them tonight? I might go see the game.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Jul 5, 2008 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Hoping its quick game.

I have to go hear a friend’s band play tonight in 3 hours.

by Yellowhorse on Jul 5, 2008 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Did Carlos Quentin

copy Pete Rose for his batting stance??

Then, he doubles…

"I never predict anything, and I never will." Paul Gascoigne, English footballer

by One won lost won on Jul 5, 2008 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I was thinking the same thing.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Jul 5, 2008 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey all, i just signed up

So riddle me this, the White Sox lead the AL Central, the A’s are 2nd in the West, and yet WGN still doesn’t show their game to me.

PS – I live in Michigan, thus my complaint. I get the priviledge of watching the games on MLB TV sometimes or just on gamecast :(

Not just athletes, Athletics.

by Wiers103 on Jul 5, 2008 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

isn't WGN Cubs only?

It always seems like they show just the cubbies….

There's no crying in baseball!

by gigglingone on Jul 5, 2008 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, for some odd reason

Last year they showed a ton of White Sox games, thus I assumed they’d have at least a couple this year. Or maybe my schedule just sync’d up with the Sox more

Not just athletes, Athletics.

by Wiers103 on Jul 5, 2008 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

It used to be that way

But, as The Master says, things have changed.

Fortunately, this is his age-28 year: his killing productivity is likely to decline. Impressive range, though. -Monkeyball

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 5, 2008 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

If the A's can win this series

WOW.

It just might be a sign that this is our year.

Or its proof that our starting pitchers are the best

by Yellowhorse on Jul 5, 2008 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

If the A's sweep

and then sweep Seattle, then
IT IS OUR YEAR.

"I never predict anything, and I never will." Paul Gascoigne, English footballer

by One won lost won on Jul 5, 2008 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

OR

it’s just the All Star Break and there’s 1/2 a season of baseball left to play.

"optimism 1 pessimism 0" ~Dirk

by 149 on Jul 5, 2008 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know, ha?

I’m still learning the optimism game. But it’s just kind of lame, in my view, to be making victory or death predictions when only 1/2 a season has been played. Maybe I’m MORE optimistic… and every year the A’s field a team, it’s our year.

"optimism 1 pessimism 0" ~Dirk

by 149 on Jul 5, 2008 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

except for Suzuki, Cust and Ellis

then again I think Sweeney started the first game in Tokoyo.

BArton hit 3rd in that game but right now he is just a disaster.

by Yellowhorse on Jul 5, 2008 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Barton?

Who’s he? Never heard of him.

Fortunately, this is his age-28 year: his killing productivity is likely to decline. Impressive range, though. -Monkeyball

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 5, 2008 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I predict

a better second half from Barton.

by VORP is too nerdy on Jul 5, 2008 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

When you're at the bottom

the only way is up.

Fortunately, this is his age-28 year: his killing productivity is likely to decline. Impressive range, though. -Monkeyball

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 5, 2008 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Either that....

or it’s time to break out the shovel.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Jul 5, 2008 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is good

on defense, and his splits are pretty fricking awesome.

Fortunately, this is his age-28 year: his killing productivity is likely to decline. Impressive range, though. -Monkeyball

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 5, 2008 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

See where Atlanta sent Francoeur to AA

Sent down to double-A for two weeks minimum, to find his swing.

"I never predict anything, and I never will." Paul Gascoigne, English footballer

by One won lost won on Jul 5, 2008 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe

he should consider finding some plate discipline, too.

by VORP is too nerdy on Jul 5, 2008 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think they will send Barton down once thomas and or Sweeney get back

Probably for a similar reason with Franc.

I think the arrival of Bankston was a sign that they might be changing course with Daric

by Yellowhorse on Jul 5, 2008 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh dear

Its Swish. I’m rooting for/against him for oh so many reasons.

Not just athletes, Athletics.

by Wiers103 on Jul 5, 2008 4:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Well..

at least my fantasy team is happy.

"optimism 1 pessimism 0" ~Dirk

by 149 on Jul 5, 2008 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love the look Smith has while on the mound

The closeup on him as the ball went around the horn after K’ing Thome, he looked like he was thinking, “Stop throwing the damn ball around and give it to me so I can go after the next $#%ing batter.”

He's a very personable, sweet, nice chimp. He's not going to be aggressive unless he's provoked. @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jul 5, 2008 4:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Greg, HA!

Don’t even pretend you were going to catch that pop up.

Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows

by Jennifer on Jul 5, 2008 4:35 PM PDT reply actions  

GS is hitting the outside black

with a lot more consistency than last start. Instead of nibbling the outside, it looks like a strike before it gets to the plate.

Complete game, two in a row??

"I never predict anything, and I never will." Paul Gascoigne, English footballer

by One won lost won on Jul 5, 2008 4:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Dude

I hate Mr. Hawk.

Fortunately, this is his age-28 year: his killing productivity is likely to decline. Impressive range, though. -Monkeyball

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 5, 2008 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I doubt if

he walks around in a jersey, with a name on the back, like he’s just off the field….

....like a lot of fans. And those fans say, “We”.

"I never predict anything, and I never will." Paul Gascoigne, English footballer

by One won lost won on Jul 5, 2008 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

you know

I get the feeling he would if he thought he could get away with it.

Fortunately, this is his age-28 year: his killing productivity is likely to decline. Impressive range, though. -Monkeyball

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 5, 2008 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Asshole.

Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows

by Jennifer on Jul 5, 2008 4:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Awwww shit!

1-0 White socks.

"I never predict anything, and I never will." Paul Gascoigne, English footballer

by One won lost won on Jul 5, 2008 4:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Swwwiiiish....

Shaking head

More than just ANtics: http://www.louisgray.com/live/

by louismg on Jul 5, 2008 4:36 PM PDT reply actions  

boy, that's a bad haircut on Swish

He's a very personable, sweet, nice chimp. He's not going to be aggressive unless he's provoked. @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jul 5, 2008 4:36 PM PDT reply actions  

that's what I thought too

"I never predict anything, and I never will." Paul Gascoigne, English footballer

by One won lost won on Jul 5, 2008 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's so hard to hate that guy...

but if he keeps taking our pitchers yard it will get a lot easier.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Jul 5, 2008 4:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I doubt I'll ever hate him

But he does make me nervous at the plate.

"optimism 1 pessimism 0" ~Dirk

by 149 on Jul 5, 2008 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's dead to me.

Officially. Right now.

Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows

by Jennifer on Jul 5, 2008 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Going for the beefcake

Is he STILL dead to you?
Photobucket

"optimism 1 pessimism 0" ~Dirk

by 149 on Jul 5, 2008 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Searches for Swisher images are VERY productive

and interesting.

"optimism 1 pessimism 0" ~Dirk

by 149 on Jul 5, 2008 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh

Real team bad; Fantasy team good.

I’d rather have it the other way around personally…

Not just athletes, Athletics.

by Wiers103 on Jul 5, 2008 4:38 PM PDT reply actions  

I really want the A's to win, but

watching Swish do his Captain Morgan routine makes his home run a lot easier to take.

by guapobob on Jul 5, 2008 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

???

you mean he missed first base on the home run trot???

"I never predict anything, and I never will." Paul Gascoigne, English footballer

by One won lost won on Jul 5, 2008 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

SMOVE!

"optimism 1 pessimism 0" ~Dirk

by 149 on Jul 5, 2008 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I like Swish's "Most Interesting Man in the World"

imitation a lot more than I liked the Samaria look.

The Captain Morgan routine is funny.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Jul 5, 2008 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

That's wretched.

It’s like a deranged Pippy Longstocking.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Jul 5, 2008 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

ACK!

Nightmare material…

Fortunately, this is his age-28 year: his killing productivity is likely to decline. Impressive range, though. -Monkeyball

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 5, 2008 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know.

It’d be really funny if he went out there with the pigtails hanging out of the holes in his batting helmet.

by VORP is too nerdy on Jul 5, 2008 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

LMAO!

"optimism 1 pessimism 0" ~Dirk

by 149 on Jul 5, 2008 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

does Cust sleep at the Coliseum?

They should have given him an earlier wakeup call for that PSA

He's a very personable, sweet, nice chimp. He's not going to be aggressive unless he's provoked. @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jul 5, 2008 4:41 PM PDT reply actions  

and there's something wrong

with getting your fashion from the dumpster?!

Fortunately, this is his age-28 year: his killing productivity is likely to decline. Impressive range, though. -Monkeyball

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 5, 2008 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I think

it looks damn sexy on me. It’s about five sizes too small, but I like the way it shows off every curve…

Fortunately, this is his age-28 year: his killing productivity is likely to decline. Impressive range, though. -Monkeyball

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 5, 2008 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

lucky for you!

And your blind girlfriend.

"optimism 1 pessimism 0" ~Dirk

by 149 on Jul 5, 2008 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

How'd you know?

Fortunately, this is his age-28 year: his killing productivity is likely to decline. Impressive range, though. -Monkeyball

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 5, 2008 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Floyd has lost the strike zone....

fortunately for him he’s pitching against the A’s. He doesn’t really need it.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Jul 5, 2008 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Where's iglew?

We need an image for tracking Smith pick-offs.

"optimism 1 pessimism 0" ~Dirk

by 149 on Jul 5, 2008 4:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I think we should call them "Smith-offs"

He's a very personable, sweet, nice chimp. He's not going to be aggressive unless he's provoked. @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jul 5, 2008 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice

works better than Greg-offs.

"optimism 1 pessimism 0" ~Dirk

by 149 on Jul 5, 2008 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Murphy's working the count is offset by Davis'

seeing how fast he can get out. I did like the bunt idea though

by A'sfaninNC on Jul 5, 2008 4:49 PM PDT reply actions  

How did Murphy get so slow?

It’s like he was running in quicksand.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jul 5, 2008 4:49 PM PDT reply actions  

no doubt a hamstring...

next to the DL.

Foolsh, the most insane regular poster on AN since oaktoon left - salb

by FoolshGame22 on Jul 5, 2008 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Throw tailed back juuuust right

otherwise, he beats it no question.

"I never predict anything, and I never will." Paul Gascoigne, English footballer

by One won lost won on Jul 5, 2008 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

With all due respect

Hawk Harrelson has been doing this for close to 20 years now … it always amazes me why everyone continues to get so mad about it … just my 2 cents.

I needed a team so I wouldn’t turn into one of the eighty million pink hat-wearing Bud Light-drinking mulleted idiots at Fenway.

by Vacafan on Jul 5, 2008 4:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Hawk knows a secret....

And that’s that the fans of every other team can kiss his ass. The only ones he has to make happy are Sox fans.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Jul 5, 2008 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hear you - wasn't trying to piss you off

but after hearing it about 200,000 times, I stop letting it make me mad.

I needed a team so I wouldn’t turn into one of the eighty million pink hat-wearing Bud Light-drinking mulleted idiots at Fenway.

by Vacafan on Jul 5, 2008 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know.

I’ve had to listen to Mike Shannon my whole life and he still pisses me off. I guess I just like being pissed off.

by VORP is too nerdy on Jul 5, 2008 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, but other team's fans

are now having to listen to the opposing teams vitriolic hysterical broadcasts, via Comcast and XM.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 5, 2008 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good point ... I would always catch Sox-A's games on WGN

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by Vacafan on Jul 5, 2008 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

It puzzles me too

This happens every White Sox game. There’s a mute button on your TV. I watch A’s games with the sound off, or low, all the time – and I’m not even listening to Harrelson.

by bear88 on Jul 5, 2008 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

One word:

KICU

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by 149 on Jul 5, 2008 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

pitch count is not going in our favor tonight...

the Sox will get into our pen before we get into theirs. And, theirs is better than ours.

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by FoolshGame22 on Jul 5, 2008 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

We're gonna get a deuce, right here.

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by Vacafan on Jul 5, 2008 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's precisely when and how to bunt

He's a very personable, sweet, nice chimp. He's not going to be aggressive unless he's provoked. @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jul 5, 2008 4:58 PM PDT reply actions  

That early?

I needed a team so I wouldn’t turn into one of the eighty million pink hat-wearing Bud Light-drinking mulleted idiots at Fenway.

by Vacafan on Jul 5, 2008 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

sure

He's a very personable, sweet, nice chimp. He's not going to be aggressive unless he's provoked. @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jul 5, 2008 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like small ball sometimes too,

but I just think the 3rd is waaaaay too early for it.

I needed a team so I wouldn’t turn into one of the eighty million pink hat-wearing Bud Light-drinking mulleted idiots at Fenway.

by Vacafan on Jul 5, 2008 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't like "small ball" at all

1st and 2nd with no outs is about the only time bunting makes sense. Esp. with a guy with good bat control at the plate, and good hitter coming up next. Didn’t work out for the Sox, but it was the right percentage move.

He's a very personable, sweet, nice chimp. He's not going to be aggressive unless he's provoked. @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jul 5, 2008 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll take automatic outs in the 3rd all day.

I needed a team so I wouldn’t turn into one of the eighty million pink hat-wearing Bud Light-drinking mulleted idiots at Fenway.

by Vacafan on Jul 5, 2008 4:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Hope this works, but I'd have pitched to Dye

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by Nico on Jul 5, 2008 5:00 PM PDT reply actions  

now this move I'm not so crazy about

He's a very personable, sweet, nice chimp. He's not going to be aggressive unless he's provoked. @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jul 5, 2008 5:00 PM PDT reply actions  

the outcome of that decision was an example of ...

... www.imdb.com%2Ftitle%2Ftt0208196%2F&ei=DgxwSODtBprOtQOD6aXmAg&usg=AFQjCNEEV6wq_dDS211erWDeLFIDlz3B0Q&sig2=-6zvlrVlTo2uYScacSJz_A” target=”new”>Happy Accidents

He's a very personable, sweet, nice chimp. He's not going to be aggressive unless he's provoked. @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jul 5, 2008 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can't imagine a better way....

to piss off Thome. I’m not crazy about this Bob.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Jul 5, 2008 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

In 1997 Thome watched his team lose Game 7

in the World Series.

Since then, I’ve heard, nothing can piss him off. Not any more…

"I never predict anything, and I never will." Paul Gascoigne, English footballer

by One won lost won on Jul 5, 2008 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait what?

Did that just say that Jim Thome leads the Majors with 7 Grand Slams this season?

facepalm.jpg

by Zonis on Jul 5, 2008 5:02 PM PDT reply actions  

No one's eaten at Denny's as often as Jimmy

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by monkeyball on Jul 5, 2008 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he's a

“Moon Over My Hammy” kinda guy.

"optimism 1 pessimism 0" ~Dirk

by 149 on Jul 5, 2008 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

White Sox have 7 GS, not Thome

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by Nico on Jul 5, 2008 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes! Way to get out of it!

I needed a team so I wouldn’t turn into one of the eighty million pink hat-wearing Bud Light-drinking mulleted idiots at Fenway.

by Vacafan on Jul 5, 2008 5:02 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't know about bear..

but I’m fairly certain Jennifer would like it very much if they were bare.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Jul 5, 2008 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nude baseball?

UGH! That just sounds disgusting.

"optimism 1 pessimism 0" ~Dirk

by 149 on Jul 5, 2008 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nude olympic softball on the other hand....

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Jul 5, 2008 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still gross.

"optimism 1 pessimism 0" ~Dirk

by 149 on Jul 5, 2008 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, just goes to show you...

there’s no pleasing some people.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Jul 5, 2008 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

And now Bob looks brilliant.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Jul 5, 2008 5:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Glad it worked out, but I think

you pitch to Dye on your terms rather than put Smith in a position where a walk to Thome scores a run and where there’s nowhere to put him if you fall behind.

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by Nico on Jul 5, 2008 5:03 PM PDT reply actions  

At least Guillen let Dye hit. I'm still pissed about '03

I needed a team so I wouldn’t turn into one of the eighty million pink hat-wearing Bud Light-drinking mulleted idiots at Fenway.

by Vacafan on Jul 5, 2008 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, for crying out loud

I’m still angry about that too.

by bear88 on Jul 5, 2008 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

You Mean...

you didn’t want melhuse there? Ken Macha at his best

by jax a's fan on Jul 5, 2008 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup

He's a very personable, sweet, nice chimp. He's not going to be aggressive unless he's provoked. @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jul 5, 2008 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

the Dye walk was silly.

RagingHarden: Yeah if you get 20 starts out of me I'll be shocked. Like, I'll wreck my drawers.

by walk off bunt on Jul 5, 2008 5:04 PM PDT reply actions  

must have been ordered by the Ministry

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by monkeyball on Jul 5, 2008 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Micey Morabito has the worst lid in the history of the world.

I needed a team so I wouldn’t turn into one of the eighty million pink hat-wearing Bud Light-drinking mulleted idiots at Fenway.

by Vacafan on Jul 5, 2008 5:06 PM PDT reply actions  

It was all the rage in 1978

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Jul 5, 2008 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

How old is that dude? He's gotta be close to 50.

I needed a team so I wouldn’t turn into one of the eighty million pink hat-wearing Bud Light-drinking mulleted idiots at Fenway.

by Vacafan on Jul 5, 2008 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

All of 50...

he’ s a museum piece for sure.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Jul 5, 2008 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

he looks like he should be a villain in an Austin Powers movie

He's a very personable, sweet, nice chimp. He's not going to be aggressive unless he's provoked. @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jul 5, 2008 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Disco Mick"

He's a very personable, sweet, nice chimp. He's not going to be aggressive unless he's provoked. @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jul 5, 2008 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

How do you not tag there?!

What, you think it’s landing fair??

I needed a team so I wouldn’t turn into one of the eighty million pink hat-wearing Bud Light-drinking mulleted idiots at Fenway.

by Vacafan on Jul 5, 2008 5:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Got 2nd anyway ... but still.

I needed a team so I wouldn’t turn into one of the eighty million pink hat-wearing Bud Light-drinking mulleted idiots at Fenway.

by Vacafan on Jul 5, 2008 5:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I believe Sweeny got second

because Dye caught the ball and then left the field of play with it.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Jul 5, 2008 5:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Yup, but he should've been on 2nd anyway.

I needed a team so I wouldn’t turn into one of the eighty million pink hat-wearing Bud Light-drinking mulleted idiots at Fenway.

by Vacafan on Jul 5, 2008 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which, I believe, is technically an error according to the rulebook.

Saw it happen once last year in a Padres game where I believe Bard caught a foul ball and slid over a line on the steps of the dugout that marked going out of play. Anyone on base was sent up 90 feet and an error was charged.

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by Flashfire on Jul 5, 2008 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

You win.

"optimism 1 pessimism 0" ~Dirk

by 149 on Jul 5, 2008 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it would advance the Sweeney at 2B.

F-in Alexie with his “washing machine” catch…

"optimism 1 pessimism 0" ~Dirk

by 149 on Jul 5, 2008 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huh

Kiko Calero clears waivers, signs minor-league deal w/the Rangers

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by monkeyball on Jul 5, 2008 5:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Diablo Deal

“Son, the good news is you’re going to pitch in the Majors…”
“The bad news is, you’ll be pitching in Arlington…” (or Coors Field)

"optimism 1 pessimism 0" ~Dirk

by 149 on Jul 5, 2008 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ellis is gonna tie it up right here.

I needed a team so I wouldn’t turn into one of the eighty million pink hat-wearing Bud Light-drinking mulleted idiots at Fenway.

by Vacafan on Jul 5, 2008 5:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn.

I needed a team so I wouldn’t turn into one of the eighty million pink hat-wearing Bud Light-drinking mulleted idiots at Fenway.

by Vacafan on Jul 5, 2008 5:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Great call, though, giving Cust the 3-0 green light

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by Nico on Jul 5, 2008 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey everyone! Let's get another win tonight.

Lawn is mowed. Girlfriend went home. Ahhhhh…. A’s baseball.

Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 5, 2008 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL...kinda.

Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 5, 2008 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Patriotic leanings...

are definately in order.

I would have been impressed if the girlfriend was actually mowing the lawn while otb was watching the A’s.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Jul 5, 2008 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

She IS that kind of gf. I actually get tired of fixing up my house/yard

but she keeps me going past the point of being exhausted.

Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 5, 2008 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Toby Hall: the long-lost Anglo Molina brother

He's a very personable, sweet, nice chimp. He's not going to be aggressive unless he's provoked. @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jul 5, 2008 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Don't lose this guy

I needed a team so I wouldn’t turn into one of the eighty million pink hat-wearing Bud Light-drinking mulleted idiots at Fenway.

by Vacafan on Jul 5, 2008 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jack Cust should always always always use two hands.

I needed a team so I wouldn’t turn into one of the eighty million pink hat-wearing Bud Light-drinking mulleted idiots at Fenway.

by Vacafan on Jul 5, 2008 5:24 PM PDT reply actions  

He can use one hand, as long as it's Rajai Davis'

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jul 5, 2008 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

you're on a roll.

I needed a team so I wouldn’t turn into one of the eighty million pink hat-wearing Bud Light-drinking mulleted idiots at Fenway.

by Vacafan on Jul 5, 2008 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he had to use two hands for everthing....

THAT would be impressive.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Jul 5, 2008 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

NEW THREAD OPEN

He's a very personable, sweet, nice chimp. He's not going to be aggressive unless he's provoked. @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jul 5, 2008 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

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