Open Thread: Game 86 - A's at White Sox
You have to pay $126,000,000 to find a bigger loser than Joe Blanton. Blanton, who keeps setting Oakland A's records for "fastest to x losses!" tries to earn his 5th win instead of his 12th loss. He is opposed by crafty left-hander Mark Buehrle, whose six June starts produced a 4-0 record, 1.60 ERA, and six quality starts. Blanton and Buehrle are among the fastest workers in the American League, so White Sox fans should not count on the Fireworks Show starting on time.
Keith Foulke is on the DL, Jerry Blevins is up to give the A's a second lefty in the bullpen, and Wes Bankston has a batting average as he starts tonight's game. The lineups:
Ellis - 2B
R. Sweeney - RF
Suzuki - C
E. Brown - LF
Cust - DH
Bankston - 1B
Gonzalez - CF
Murphy - SS
Hannahan - 3B
And now here's a real lineup!
Cabrera - SS
Pierzynski - C
Quentin - LF
Dye - RF
Thome - DH
Crede - 3B
Swisher - 1B
Uribe - 2B
Wise - CF
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I hate this lineup ...
... nowhere near as much as I hate Asshat Pierzynski.
He's a very personable, sweet, nice chimp. He's not going to be aggressive unless he's provoked. @('.')@
yes
He's a very personable, sweet, nice chimp. He's not going to be aggressive unless he's provoked. @('.')@
cloudy, showery 59 degree 4th here
looking forward to an A’s win, the flow of the game and the sharing this great day with my fellow AN’ers. (holds A’s cap over heart)
alaska A
Ah, a Nico-hosted thread
Waiting for the G’s game to end… I hate comcast…
"optimism 1 pessimism 0" ~Dirk
I can't find the White Sox!
These camouflage uniforms are tough.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
They look just like Padres...
"optimism 1 pessimism 0" ~Dirk
by 149 on Jul 4, 2008 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Seeing A. J. in army gear makes me "pro war"
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
by Nico on Jul 4, 2008 4:21 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
It's weirdly blue. Is that the Philadelphia color?
by WaddellCanseco on Jul 4, 2008 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions
supposedly blue with red and white trim…for the 4th of July
Relax. Alright, don't try to strike everybody out. Strike outs are boring, besides that, they're facist. Throw some ground balls - it's more democratic.
-- Crash Davis, from Bull Durham
and like $3 dollars from the sell of the hats goes to helping the troops
but to keep making money, mlb just uped the hat cost from 31 to 34 dollars. SO when they say a portion of money made form the sell of the hats you got to figure its the difference in the asking price.
waiting...
for A.J. to do his impression of a maple bat
Relax. Alright, don't try to strike everybody out. Strike outs are boring, besides that, they're facist. Throw some ground balls - it's more democratic.
-- Crash Davis, from Bull Durham
I hate it when they have different
start times for night games in the same series. I missed the first inning.
Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows
Handy AND Adorable
The A’s/Puppies Calendar gives the 1st-pitch times… (Since I can’t read the super-small print on the magnetic schedule.)
"optimism 1 pessimism 0" ~Dirk
by 149 on Jul 4, 2008 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah. I have that.
And a magnetic schedule. And a printed out one. And I looked at the game time on mlb.com this morning. It’s just habit. Oh, where are they playing tonight? Chicago. It’s a 7:11 start.
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTT!!!!!!!!!
Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows
Now we'll see if Blanton
brought the gas can this game.
I needed a team so I wouldn’t turn into one of the eighty million pink hat-wearing Bud Light-drinking mulleted idiots at Fenway.
Close. Match was lit.
I needed a team so I wouldn’t turn into one of the eighty million pink hat-wearing Bud Light-drinking mulleted idiots at Fenway.
I like the blue hats...
but not with the free unis.
Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows
Yeah.
Most (if not all) of the MLB teams are wearing them today. CWS isn’t because of the camo things.
Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows
Red, White & Blue
AND Camo… totally clashes! Totally avoided a double style fauxpas Phew!
"optimism 1 pessimism 0" ~Dirk
by 149 on Jul 4, 2008 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions
those White Sox unis are awful
The Padres usually do their various versions pretty well.
What’s more, WTF is up with the whole military-fetishization thing on the Fourth? This isn’t a celebration of a military landmark, but a political one. Honestly, it’d make more sense for the players to wear three-piece suits (or breeches and powdered wigs) to celebrate and honor lawyers.
He's a very personable, sweet, nice chimp. He's not going to be aggressive unless he's provoked. @('.')@
The War of the American Revolution wasn't military?
by WaddellCanseco on Jul 4, 2008 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Uh, it's the celebration of the Declaration of Independence
Which was basically the result of a big committee of lawyers sitting in a room in the stifling heat in Philadelphia.
He's a very personable, sweet, nice chimp. He's not going to be aggressive unless he's provoked. @('.')@
I've been waiting
for a holiday that celebrates my chosen profession. Let’s get Congress to act. Lawyer’s Day is at least as good as National Ice Cream Month.
"optimism 1 pessimism 0" ~Dirk
by 149 on Jul 4, 2008 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Hedge fund manager day can't be far behind that
by WaddellCanseco on Jul 4, 2008 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Used Car Salesman Day
"optimism 1 pessimism 0" ~Dirk
by 149 on Jul 4, 2008 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Buy two days and I'll throw in a free hubcap!
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Isn't Lawyer's Day
kinda like Dog Catcher’s Day or Mean Dean of Students Day?
I needed a team so I wouldn’t turn into one of the eighty million pink hat-wearing Bud Light-drinking mulleted idiots at Fenway.
Nice pitch!
I needed a team so I wouldn’t turn into one of the eighty million pink hat-wearing Bud Light-drinking mulleted idiots at Fenway.
Why am I getting the feeling
“it’s just a matter of time” with Country Joe?
I needed a team so I wouldn’t turn into one of the eighty million pink hat-wearing Bud Light-drinking mulleted idiots at Fenway.
Sit down Swish!!
I needed a team so I wouldn’t turn into one of the eighty million pink hat-wearing Bud Light-drinking mulleted idiots at Fenway.
Happy fourth!
Nice day for a game thread!
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
Look at his at bat with runners on the corner
and you will see why he has no picture
who's the NASCAR driver
behind home plate in the m and m’s jacket
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
Lineups
One of the silver linings of having such terrible hitting is the endless supply of comedy from seeing the day’s lineup. Kurt Suzuki and Emil Brown batting 3 and 4? That’s really funny!
"Dispatch knuckleheadedness with Bond-like aplomb." –74mk
I prefer my lineup comedy
coming at the expense of the opponent.
"optimism 1 pessimism 0" ~Dirk
by 149 on Jul 4, 2008 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions
It's even funnier when we win.
Yesterday we won with Suzuki batting #3. That’s funny.
"Dispatch knuckleheadedness with Bond-like aplomb." –74mk
Why in the name of everything holy
would you ever wear something so unbelievably hideous??
I needed a team so I wouldn’t turn into one of the eighty million pink hat-wearing Bud Light-drinking mulleted idiots at Fenway.
NASCAR is one thing
ugly-ass jackets are another.
I needed a team so I wouldn’t turn into one of the eighty million pink hat-wearing Bud Light-drinking mulleted idiots at Fenway.
The Nascar jacket, that is.
I needed a team so I wouldn’t turn into one of the eighty million pink hat-wearing Bud Light-drinking mulleted idiots at Fenway.
We are insane on the bases this season!
Bring back Rickey
"i hope someone in this organization reads this,i've just about had enough of the headscratching moves and wondering if some of these guys are related to someone in management." ~vegasgm
I don't know what is more annoying
NASCAR guy behind the plate or the bugs swarming the plate.
Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows
At least we got a good shot on AJ
I needed a team so I wouldn’t turn into one of the eighty million pink hat-wearing Bud Light-drinking mulleted idiots at Fenway.
have to give credit to AJ
Nice job catching, setting up, and hanging on. And no cheap punk-ass retaliatory shove/swing.
He's a very personable, sweet, nice chimp. He's not going to be aggressive unless he's provoked. @('.')@
And no cheap punk-ass retaliatory shove/swingfor a change.
"optimism 1 pessimism 0" ~Dirk
by 149 on Jul 4, 2008 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I was totally expecting it
He's a very personable, sweet, nice chimp. He's not going to be aggressive unless he's provoked. @('.')@
Poor Ellis.
Out by a mile.
Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows
NICE thrown elbow!
Dumb call by deFrancesco, but nice effort by Ellis.
He's a very personable, sweet, nice chimp. He's not going to be aggressive unless he's provoked. @('.')@
Why is a guy with no major league experience
coaching first base? A big part of the job is to judge a team’s outfielder’s abilities and determining whether to send the runner. If you haven’t seen them enough, you’re not going to be able to effectively make these judgements. In the last week this is like the 4th or 5th time he’s made the wrong decision.
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a more important question
why is the first base coach waving guys home from third?
He's a very personable, sweet, nice chimp. He's not going to be aggressive unless he's provoked. @('.')@
And why is the runner looking at him?
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
MaEl trying to bowl someone over
is like a geo metro crashing into the queen mary
"i hope someone in this organization reads this,i've just about had enough of the headscratching moves and wondering if some of these guys are related to someone in management." ~vegasgm
nice.
nice comment. these boards are pretty funny. I should hang out here more. go a’s, go federer on sunday.
by the federer express on Jul 4, 2008 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions
that blows
"i hope someone in this organization reads this,i've just about had enough of the headscratching moves and wondering if some of these guys are related to someone in management." ~vegasgm
Sometimes getting to hit someone is worth it.
Would’ve liked to score the run AND hit someone, but oh well. I’ll take the shot.
I needed a team so I wouldn’t turn into one of the eighty million pink hat-wearing Bud Light-drinking mulleted idiots at Fenway.
I guess "rebuilding" applies to Tony D too
Cuz he’s 3B-coaching like a rookie. When a two hop throw is waiting for the runner, bad call.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Maybe he can feign an injury
and we can bring up folke to coach….cuz you don’t need a shoulder to coach
"i hope someone in this organization reads this,i've just about had enough of the headscratching moves and wondering if some of these guys are related to someone in management." ~vegasgm
by OptimistPrime on Jul 4, 2008 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh....Fock!
mybbad
"i hope someone in this organization reads this,i've just about had enough of the headscratching moves and wondering if some of these guys are related to someone in management." ~vegasgm
by OptimistPrime on Jul 4, 2008 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions
True. But he kinda rolled it up there.
I needed a team so I wouldn’t turn into one of the eighty million pink hat-wearing Bud Light-drinking mulleted idiots at Fenway.
it's bad when the throw gets to the catcher and the runner from third isn't even on the screen yet
There's no crying in baseball!
get a bigger tv.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
If I had a better TV, he would have been safe?
Dang, my bad.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
7:9 ratio. It was obviously a close play.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
I don't understand
how sweeney failed to end up at second on that play
"May a nit suck Cajun geese?" wonders Red. No, we see gnu Jack Cust in a yam.
Second base is for sissies
Ryan Sweeney is a chiseled man with a big chest, big abs…
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
which is what the perfect pushup will do for you
"i hope someone in this organization reads this,i've just about had enough of the headscratching moves and wondering if some of these guys are related to someone in management." ~vegasgm
by OptimistPrime on Jul 4, 2008 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions
you're going to get the girls going...
with that description of Swooney.
"optimism 1 pessimism 0" ~Dirk
by 149 on Jul 4, 2008 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions
time to do my perfect pushups
"i hope someone in this organization reads this,i've just about had enough of the headscratching moves and wondering if some of these guys are related to someone in management." ~vegasgm
Time to do my perfect
12oz curl.
"optimism 1 pessimism 0" ~Dirk
by 149 on Jul 4, 2008 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions
exactly!
"i hope someone in this organization reads this,i've just about had enough of the headscratching moves and wondering if some of these guys are related to someone in management." ~vegasgm
by OptimistPrime on Jul 4, 2008 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions
most disgusting thing I've ever seen
Someone at my local bodega last night was purchasing one of these:

He's a very personable, sweet, nice chimp. He's not going to be aggressive unless he's provoked. @('.')@
I couldda had a V8
"optimism 1 pessimism 0" ~Dirk
by 149 on Jul 4, 2008 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions
CUSTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
"i hope someone in this organization reads this,i've just about had enough of the headscratching moves and wondering if some of these guys are related to someone in management." ~vegasgm
nice.
I needed a team so I wouldn’t turn into one of the eighty million pink hat-wearing Bud Light-drinking mulleted idiots at Fenway.
Mancrush is BACK on!!!!
Putting the poster back on the wall….move over Farrah
"i hope someone in this organization reads this,i've just about had enough of the headscratching moves and wondering if some of these guys are related to someone in management." ~vegasgm
Farrah is still around?
What’s she hawking these days? Viagra, denture adhesive, depends….
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
the perfect pushup....bra
"i hope someone in this organization reads this,i've just about had enough of the headscratching moves and wondering if some of these guys are related to someone in management." ~vegasgm
by OptimistPrime on Jul 4, 2008 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
anyone need anything?
I’m going on a hoerun.
He's a very personable, sweet, nice chimp. He's not going to be aggressive unless he's provoked. @('.')@
run, hoerun!
He's a very personable, sweet, nice chimp. He's not going to be aggressive unless he's provoked. @('.')@
Wesley Crusher!
Are real Patrol Craft day!
"i hope someone in this organization reads this,i've just about had enough of the headscratching moves and wondering if some of these guys are related to someone in management." ~vegasgm
that's geek to you sourboy
;)
"i hope someone in this organization reads this,i've just about had enough of the headscratching moves and wondering if some of these guys are related to someone in management." ~vegasgm
by OptimistPrime on Jul 4, 2008 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions
How come Bankston's
been here one day, and I think he ought to hit cleanup?
I needed a team so I wouldn’t turn into one of the eighty million pink hat-wearing Bud Light-drinking mulleted idiots at Fenway.
Get that boy a moustache!
"i hope someone in this organization reads this,i've just about had enough of the headscratching moves and wondering if some of these guys are related to someone in management." ~vegasgm
by OptimistPrime on Jul 4, 2008 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions
By the way
why was Bankston going back to second on a ball hit behind him??
I needed a team so I wouldn’t turn into one of the eighty million pink hat-wearing Bud Light-drinking mulleted idiots at Fenway.
yes, but it was liner that could have been caught
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Gonzalez's base hit?!
I needed a team so I wouldn’t turn into one of the eighty million pink hat-wearing Bud Light-drinking mulleted idiots at Fenway.
must be watching the same radio I am
"i hope someone in this organization reads this,i've just about had enough of the headscratching moves and wondering if some of these guys are related to someone in management." ~vegasgm
by OptimistPrime on Jul 4, 2008 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions
yes
at least from his perspective. From the TV angle it was a clear hit, from his, with the defensive behind his back, it wasn’t clear. He made the right first move.
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My bad ... looked like a chopper through the infield to me.
I needed a team so I wouldn’t turn into one of the eighty million pink hat-wearing Bud Light-drinking mulleted idiots at Fenway.
SHHHHHHH
don’t spoil the moment with your trivial fundamentals
"i hope someone in this organization reads this,i've just about had enough of the headscratching moves and wondering if some of these guys are related to someone in management." ~vegasgm
by OptimistPrime on Jul 4, 2008 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Weren't we all trying to DFA Cust a couple days ago?
Maybe that’s the thing – threaten to DFA guys and they’ll start to hit
it is not possible to strategize while the ball is coming towards you
by eastcoasta'sfan on Jul 4, 2008 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Preemptive hatred, that's great
You’ll end up bogged down with Bankston for 5 years
it is not possible to strategize while the ball is coming towards you
by eastcoasta'sfan on Jul 4, 2008 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions
make it a hundred!
He's a very personable, sweet, nice chimp. He's not going to be aggressive unless he's provoked. @('.')@
No, you do the surge in year 4 and maybe you're out in 7
it is not possible to strategize while the ball is coming towards you
by eastcoasta'sfan on Jul 4, 2008 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions
no surge until year 4?
I’m not willing to give a girl that kind of commitment.
He's a very personable, sweet, nice chimp. He's not going to be aggressive unless he's provoked. @('.')@
Crap. That's just pitiful.
I needed a team so I wouldn’t turn into one of the eighty million pink hat-wearing Bud Light-drinking mulleted idiots at Fenway.
Ellis will come through
"i hope someone in this organization reads this,i've just about had enough of the headscratching moves and wondering if some of these guys are related to someone in management." ~vegasgm
or not
"i hope someone in this organization reads this,i've just about had enough of the headscratching moves and wondering if some of these guys are related to someone in management." ~vegasgm
DFA Ellis
"i hope someone in this organization reads this,i've just about had enough of the headscratching moves and wondering if some of these guys are related to someone in management." ~vegasgm
Vintage A's right there
Hannahan has gotten to the point where pitchers without plus-fastballs can throw a fastball right by him. I don’t know what the heck the difference is between last year and this, but it’s striking – out, that is.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Hannahan just had his photo with the his last remaining fans.
I’m sure his mother will want him DFA’ed before the game ends.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
DFA Blanton
I really hope this works for pitchers, too
it is not possible to strategize while the ball is coming towards you
DFA Hannahan
Go Blanton, there’s a triple double super duper cheesburger with a gallon bucket of fries waiting if you get us a win
Trying positive reinforcement, eh?
it is not possible to strategize while the ball is coming towards you
by eastcoasta'sfan on Jul 4, 2008 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions
je ne don't sprechen ingles
it is not possible to strategize while the ball is coming towards you
by eastcoasta'sfan on Jul 4, 2008 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Did you hear that the Twins
will yell “situations” in the batting cage during hitting? “3rd base, 1 out”—that kind of thing … I think we ought to try it. CUZ WE SUCK AT FUNDAMENTALS!
I needed a team so I wouldn’t turn into one of the eighty million pink hat-wearing Bud Light-drinking mulleted idiots at Fenway.
Did you hear that the Twins have Mauer and Morneau
That could be more important than yelling in BP
it is not possible to strategize while the ball is coming towards you
by eastcoasta'sfan on Jul 4, 2008 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions
All the more reason why we ought to try it.
We don’t have those guys.
I needed a team so I wouldn’t turn into one of the eighty million pink hat-wearing Bud Light-drinking mulleted idiots at Fenway.
If we did what the Twins do
we’d only be 2 games back of the division leaders?
"optimism 1 pessimism 0" ~Dirk
by 149 on Jul 4, 2008 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions
It was just a thought
just get frustrated leaving guys on 3rd with less than two outs … perhaps we ought to try something different. What we do now sure as hell doesn’t work.
I needed a team so I wouldn’t turn into one of the eighty million pink hat-wearing Bud Light-drinking mulleted idiots at Fenway.
How about yelling "Get a FREAKING HIT!"
"i hope someone in this organization reads this,i've just about had enough of the headscratching moves and wondering if some of these guys are related to someone in management." ~vegasgm
by OptimistPrime on Jul 4, 2008 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Guy Debord approves
He's a very personable, sweet, nice chimp. He's not going to be aggressive unless he's provoked. @('.')@
Yelling "Situations!"
I am willing to give it a try
"i hope someone in this organization reads this,i've just about had enough of the headscratching moves and wondering if some of these guys are related to someone in management." ~vegasgm
I'm willing to sacrifice
an outfielder or two.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
Joe's lost his command.
I wish Gherig would have added….”and by the way, The Babe’s an ass”
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
Listening to the sox' broadcast on XM
They were saying they don’t see how Blanton could ever get Thome out, he doesn’t have a pitch that can get Thome.
it is not possible to strategize while the ball is coming towards you
by eastcoasta'sfan on Jul 4, 2008 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions
No
that is OUR broadcast!
"i hope someone in this organization reads this,i've just about had enough of the headscratching moves and wondering if some of these guys are related to someone in management." ~vegasgm
by OptimistPrime on Jul 4, 2008 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, it was an hour ago
And it was the Sox’ broadcast, FWIW. Maybe ours is saying the same thing now?
it is not possible to strategize while the ball is coming towards you
by eastcoasta'sfan on Jul 4, 2008 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions
umm
that was a joke, sorry
"i hope someone in this organization reads this,i've just about had enough of the headscratching moves and wondering if some of these guys are related to someone in management." ~vegasgm
by OptimistPrime on Jul 4, 2008 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Banton has a lot of pitches that
get To Me.
"optimism 1 pessimism 0" ~Dirk
by 149 on Jul 4, 2008 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Throw the damn ball.
I needed a team so I wouldn’t turn into one of the eighty million pink hat-wearing Bud Light-drinking mulleted idiots at Fenway.
Sigh
God, please smote Thome
"i hope someone in this organization reads this,i've just about had enough of the headscratching moves and wondering if some of these guys are related to someone in management." ~vegasgm
We need a new tactic here
This one ain’t working
it is not possible to strategize while the ball is coming towards you
Let the "replies" begin LOL
I needed a team so I wouldn’t turn into one of the eighty million pink hat-wearing Bud Light-drinking mulleted idiots at Fenway.
That happens to me all the time.
I needed a team so I wouldn’t turn into one of the eighty million pink hat-wearing Bud Light-drinking mulleted idiots at Fenway.
It requires a firm grip.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
almost as impressive as Fosse's two-foot-long
He's a very personable, sweet, nice chimp. He's not going to be aggressive unless he's provoked. @('.')@
Can we bring in Ziggy now?
"i hope someone in this organization reads this,i've just about had enough of the headscratching moves and wondering if some of these guys are related to someone in management." ~vegasgm
That was Cupcake's Mom with him in the clubhous, in Jennifer's diary, eh?
It was a good picture. Good diary.
bundtcakes!
He's a very personable, sweet, nice chimp. He's not going to be aggressive unless he's provoked. @('.')@
I love you Woohoozuki
"i hope someone in this organization reads this,i've just about had enough of the headscratching moves and wondering if some of these guys are related to someone in management." ~vegasgm
Almost ripped him a new one...
thinking he looked back before he got to the bag.
Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows
putting the "duh" in fundamentals
He's a very personable, sweet, nice chimp. He's not going to be aggressive unless he's provoked. @('.')@
His catcher love...
is just not the same since Kendall went away.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
Fos' fave catcher is AJ.
makes me want to hurt Fosse.
"optimism 1 pessimism 0" ~Dirk
by 149 on Jul 4, 2008 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I didn't think he was serious with that.
Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows
Guarantee you he wasn't -- Fosse hates AJ
I needed a team so I wouldn’t turn into one of the eighty million pink hat-wearing Bud Light-drinking mulleted idiots at Fenway.
I thought so...
just wanted to make sure I wasn’t mistaken.
Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows
best bra-strap removal mov(i)e
“P.S. I Love You.” It works.
Try it. You don’t have to thank me.
"optimism 1 pessimism 0" ~Dirk
by 149 on Jul 4, 2008 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm stuck on House
... Currently at season 2. Recommend skipping the first half of second season, aka “Whiny House”
"optimism 1 pessimism 0" ~Dirk
by 149 on Jul 4, 2008 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions
En Beisbol
“home run” is “jonron”... (Phonetically “hone-run”) so each time you guys type “Hoerun” I hear “jonron.” It’s disconcerting.
"optimism 1 pessimism 0" ~Dirk
by 149 on Jul 4, 2008 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Hot Fuzz
I just watched it today, very funny and thrilling, though a bit gory as well.
Procrastinators unite....tomorrow
Resovoir Dogs ... how the hell do you spell that?
I needed a team so I wouldn’t turn into one of the eighty million pink hat-wearing Bud Light-drinking mulleted idiots at Fenway.
I love that movie.
Any movie with that guy in it… Run, Fatboy, Run…. Shaun of the Dead
Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows
I own Fuzz... I'll have to watch it again tonight.
Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows
fave part
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYt28vX954w
Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows
"Mules Gone Wild"?
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Wow. Bunting in the 5th. Thank you.
I needed a team so I wouldn’t turn into one of the eighty million pink hat-wearing Bud Light-drinking mulleted idiots at Fenway.
great pitch.
I needed a team so I wouldn’t turn into one of the eighty million pink hat-wearing Bud Light-drinking mulleted idiots at Fenway.
This is bad.
I needed a team so I wouldn’t turn into one of the eighty million pink hat-wearing Bud Light-drinking mulleted idiots at Fenway.
The blue A's ballcaps?
yeah, I agree.
"optimism 1 pessimism 0" ~Dirk
by 149 on Jul 4, 2008 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Thank you, Ozzie, for the free out!
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Further cementing
my admiration of Venezuelan beisbol players.
"optimism 1 pessimism 0" ~Dirk
by 149 on Jul 4, 2008 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions
They make Hannahan shirts?
Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows
Recycled Byrnes shirts.
"optimism 1 pessimism 0" ~Dirk
by 149 on Jul 4, 2008 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions
How the hell does someone in Chicago
wind up with a Hannahan t-shirt when they don’t have Harden jerseys at the Coliseum.
The A's colors are green and gold.
her son's name is Bort Hannahan
He's a very personable, sweet, nice chimp. He's not going to be aggressive unless he's provoked. @('.')@
Sweeney's just been punked.
and now he returns the favor!
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
Smirkney?
He's a very personable, sweet, nice chimp. He's not going to be aggressive unless he's provoked. @('.')@
umpires just suck
He's a very personable, sweet, nice chimp. He's not going to be aggressive unless he's provoked. @('.')@
Totally SOLD it though.
Nice acting job Jack.
"optimism 1 pessimism 0" ~Dirk
by 149 on Jul 4, 2008 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd trade that call for one on Byrnesy in 2003, but ok...
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
it's awwright....
AJ missed the tag too. So I guess we’re even.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
Did you just read his lips?
LOL
Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows
I just replayed it
but couldn’t figure out what Jack was saying. Did you get it?
"optimism 1 pessimism 0" ~Dirk
by 149 on Jul 4, 2008 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't remember now...
but it was something like, “Yeah I was going back.”
Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows
and the end was "No way..."
"optimism 1 pessimism 0" ~Dirk
by 149 on Jul 4, 2008 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions
My guess...
Joe: “Did you touch home?”
Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows
LOL twice
Hannahan missing plate but the Ozzie pitching to our best hitter with RISP who you know wants to burn his old team.
Here's Dotel's chance to repay
the A’s for stealing their money.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
You know
having to listen to the opposing announcers, I’ve kind of grown used to hearing the biases and have been pleasantly (and sometimes not so pleasantly-the Yankees announcers are painfully kind, unbiased and extremely complementary to the other team when they deserve it-grr), but the “Hawk” and whomever the fawk his broadcast partner is, are two of the most biased, lame, vitriolic jackasses I’ve heard. I’m watching the game muted. I don’t even do that in Anaheim.
Fortunately, this is his age-28 year: his killing productivity is likely to decline. Impressive range, though. -Monkeyball
Someone should count
the number of times people bitch about the CWS announcers… Just for something else to count.
"optimism 1 pessimism 0" ~Dirk
by 149 on Jul 4, 2008 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions
NEW THREAD OPEN
Elephant sold separately.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
I've been pleasantly
surprised, for anyone wading through that non sequitur.
Fortunately, this is his age-28 year: his killing productivity is likely to decline. Impressive range, though. -Monkeyball





























