suzziki and goudan
by Reg on Jul 4, 2008 12:34 PM PDT
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Printemil brown is a better player than you guys know. he has really hit in the cluth for us this year. i think it's mean that you attack him. dude is legit. i like saying his name too. emeeeeeeeel. so cool. geren needs to play him more. total rbi machine.
also chavez shouldn't go on the dl. he could be used as a pinch runner. i think he could steal bases like the angles do and then we would win some close games. not a good move by bean. he doesn't need a shoulder to run.
another thing ive noticed lately is that greg smith seems to be dropping his arm when he pitches. i think that contributes to his high era. i played high school ball and my coach suggested i fix that problem and it really worked. maybe he can borrow giombi's gold thong for luck. lol!
the final comment i have is that chris denofia should be moved to right cause he has lost a step do to his age. this would allow rajai to play center more often and he is clearly superior. just check out rajai's vorp. it's so much more vorper than deronfrias vorp. if these changes are made i really think the a's can go all the way this year. go a's and go country joe blantin!
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yes, it is
Look two fanposts down for the fanpost that wasn’t intended as a joke.
Are you related to JRBH?
The A's Need Some Team Speed
by Fiend Without A Face on Jul 9, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Great dairy!
Oh sorry: Fanstop.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
no joke
As i sit in an internet cafe in Santorini, Greece, this is no joke. While my typing may seem coherent, i have this to say. what the fu*k is Emil Brown s till doing in the major leagues. yes, alcohol is involved. but i finally have the courage to say it. so god damnit, stop playing that useless pile of steaming fesces. he can’t even hit lefties anymore!
the problem is not "too many left handed hitters" but "too many suck handed hitters"-Zonis
Arr Bee Eye Ma-SHEEEEEEEEEEN!!!!
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Someone should just tell him there's always a runner on third
Then, maybe, we could sometimes have a runner on first.
less Cupcakes,
more Bundt!
"I'm tying my dog to the railroad track, choo choo train's gonna break his back; We used to call him Spot, but now he's called Splat; That's the kind of person we are... Oh baby won't ya come home with me?"- 'The Dicky & Dino Show' from The Young Ones, 1984
by Gaijin_Suketto on Jul 6, 2008 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions
wow
Chuvez as a pitch runner, what a wayst of a rasta spot.
Who needs homeruns?
You don't need a shoulder to run...
Nor apparently a brain to post on AN
However, this is some wickedly funny parody Reg.
"i hope someone in this organization reads this,i've just about had enough of the headscratching moves and wondering if some of these guys are related to someone in management." ~vegasgm
HWY DOAN YOO GOE PINCH SUM RUNN
He's a very personable, sweet, nice chimp. He's not going to be aggressive unless he's provoked. @('.')@
Yeah this brought back memories...
Of when ||spitz|| i think thats how you wrote his name used to post on the Athletics espn forums. That guys always made me laugh god I miss him.
Mmmphmmmmphphmmffph!!!!
Good point.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Or just don't type with your sausage fingers
If your fingers are too fat, just mash the keypad for a special dialing wand.
Green Hulk Fists
great episode
"It's not my fault your team's so shitty." -Steve Friend, head coach, Chabot College, to Laney College's head coach, who asked why we scored so many runs after we beat Laney 30-3 in 2006
Wow this is like
an entire Cindi diary. That’s teh awesome :-p
by Tyler Bleszinski on Jul 4, 2008 9:17 PM PDT reply actions
tiney simple SIZE!
ha ha lol
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
LOLZ!!!1
"It's not my fault your team's so shitty." -Steve Friend, head coach, Chabot College, to Laney College's head coach, who asked why we scored so many runs after we beat Laney 30-3 in 2006
lol dont need a shoudler to run?
he was injured because of running the bases, he scored on the basehit and tumbled over the catcher in the pillies game. thats y his shoulder is hurting again…..
please use your brain. putting him on the DL allows the A’s to look into their minor league system for september call ups and future stars
ironic username/posting confluence of the month
... arousing men to burst the chains under which monkeyish ignorance and superstition had persuaded them to bind themselves ... @('.')@
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