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Open Thread: Game 106 - A's vs. Royals

Hoping to shed himself of the nickname "The Nibbler," Greg Smith gets the call tonight against Royals ace Gil Meche. In Smith's last outing, the lefty retired his first nine batters, then later followed up a disputed HBP by surrendering back-to-back HRs in a loss at Tampa Bay.

Don't look now (ok you can look now), but Carlos Gonzalez is batting .280 and the more he's hitting the fewer strikes he's getting and the more he's walking. Gonzalez' line now stands at .280/.318/.429 and he is batting in the clean-up spot tonight. And rather remarkably, Oakland's #2 and #3 hitters are both .300 hitters. If there is reason for optimism in the coming years, tonight's 2-3-4 goes a long way to providing it.

The lineups:

DeJesus - CF
Aviles - SS
"Grudzie" - 2B
Guillen - LF
Butler - DH
Gordon - 3B
Teahen - RF
J. Buck - C
Gload - 1B

Patterson - LF
R. Sweeney - RF
Suzuki - C
Gonzalez - CF
Cust - DH
Ellis - 2B
Hannahan - 1B
Crosby - SS
Conrad - 3B

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why did Geren put our power hitters...

at the bottom of the order?

Foolsh, the most insane regular poster on AN since oaktoon left - salb

by FoolshGame22 on Jul 29, 2008 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Because there is nowhere else to go

We have 2 guys that should be batting in a #2 spot, 1 guy batting #6, 2 batting #7 and then rest should be alternating between the 8 and 9 hole in practically every other MLB lineup.

So somebody has to step up for spots 1,3,4, and 5

The Stockton Ports pitching staff is better than the Orioles.

by gdub171 on Jul 29, 2008 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

All I know is I'm glad that ugly-ass mouthbreathing mofo Lackey...

...lost his no-no tonight.

It was close, but seeing Lackey lose it trumped seeing the Red Sox getting no-hit at home. Barely.

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by Flashfire on Jul 29, 2008 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

That no-hitter disintegrated fast

in the blink of an eye, gone was the no-hit, and gone was the shutout

by javaball on Jul 29, 2008 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good day so far for the Rays:

Tampa Bay beats Halliday and the Blue Jays, Boston loses, Yankees down 6-3 in the 9th.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jul 29, 2008 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

I have a feeling we'll be seeing that name a lot in the cleanup spot...

...and not so much of that name in the 3rd spot (not a knock on him; I got real mad at him awhile back and wanted him replaced in the next few years, but he’s been on fire for a long time).

The A's colors are green and gold.

by mikeA on Jul 29, 2008 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

hot Hannahan

Hotahan

Can Magic Sprinkles Now!!! @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 29, 2008 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah that catch was hot….not

by justarebelheart on Jul 29, 2008 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

DFA HANNAHAN

DFA DFA DFA

Cust is the new Jaha.

by johnjahafanclub on Jul 29, 2008 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

bad call?

radio only…

Can Magic Sprinkles Now!!! @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 29, 2008 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd think so

Ellis had to go to his right onto the grass just to glove it, then he made a running, off-balance throw that bounced and skipped up on Hannahan near the letters. He couldn’t react quickly enough and was unable to hang on.

And the error was given to him. How that’s not a hit all the way I have no idea, but the official scorer the A’s have often has the attitude of “if you get a glove on it at all you should catch it.”

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by Flashfire on Jul 29, 2008 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Commenter above said that Ray's been getting on the scorer

I noticed Vince has too—perhaps he’s being a bit harsh? The scorer, I mean.

Can Magic Sprinkles Now!!! @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 29, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nothing tilts me like a .300 hitter comment

Sorry not directly against you Nico, but this idea that the number .300 is somehow more special than .299 is quite frustrating.

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by iamawesomer on Jul 29, 2008 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

It's fun

The A's colors are green and gold.

by mikeA on Jul 29, 2008 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess I would be happy with a couple of .299 hitters

so .300 is good too.

Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 29, 2008 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shouldnt be an error at all

nice deep attempt off balance behind second

I miss Eric Plunk

by chuckcheeze on Jul 29, 2008 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

wear it grudzalanik

you gold glove thief

Cust is the new Jaha.

by johnjahafanclub on Jul 29, 2008 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus is lazy.

Can Magic Sprinkles Now!!! @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 29, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

but Jesus built my hot rod

Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 29, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I knew you were going to post that

right here… right now.

Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 29, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

...I can't remember the one

Jesus Lizard sang…I fail early 90’s pop music…

Can Magic Sprinkles Now!!! @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 29, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speaking of God.

What if He was one of us? Just a slob like one of us Kendall.

Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 29, 2008 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just a stranger on the bus.

Trying to make his way home.

Can Magic Sprinkles Now!!! @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 29, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, if He was one of us...

and was on third with less than two outs, He wouldn’t have to worry about making it home.

Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows

by Jennifer on Jul 29, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unless Email was up!!

Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 29, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

'Cause sunbeams are not made like me.

Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows

by Jennifer on Jul 29, 2008 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's not going to set the pickoff record (which I don't think even exists)

but I think he’s already set the record for guys looking like complete fools and not even getting back to first base.

The A's colors are green and gold.

by mikeA on Jul 29, 2008 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Jemile Weeks injured in Wrigley Field game.

As per the A’s official site.

I just posted a new fan post if anyone wants to discuss outside of the game thread.

by Taj Adib on Jul 29, 2008 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Sad memories of Doyle...

Luckily Weeks is on his 0th instead of 7th knee surgery.

The A's colors are green and gold.

by mikeA on Jul 29, 2008 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brunson?

He’s won millions. Don’t feel bad for him.

Can Magic Sprinkles Now!!! @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 29, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, pshaw!

He loves the Lark.

Can Magic Sprinkles Now!!! @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 29, 2008 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's not even fair.

Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows

by Jennifer on Jul 29, 2008 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

what's that?

Can Magic Sprinkles Now!!! @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 29, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gerg's pickoff move.

Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows

by Jennifer on Jul 29, 2008 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh. This is unfair.

Yes. Yes, it is.

Can Magic Sprinkles Now!!! @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 29, 2008 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

These boys have potty mouths

by justarebelheart on Jul 29, 2008 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Remember Chavy's catch at the dugout?

Sigh.

Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows

by Jennifer on Jul 29, 2008 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember when

Chavy had cartilage?

Can Magic Sprinkles Now!!! @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 29, 2008 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good times.

Good times…

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by Kimberly on Jul 29, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, that was fun

can appreciate those things when the A’s are out of it.

The A's colors are green and gold.

by mikeA on Jul 29, 2008 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Dear God.

John Buck’s head… it’s hurting my eyes.

Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows

by Jennifer on Jul 29, 2008 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

It's Mench-ish

Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 29, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's about as white as my ass in the dead of winter.

Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows

by Jennifer on Jul 29, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

or mine in the heat of the summer.

I tan like Monkeyball.

Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 29, 2008 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ditto that.

I have two shades: white and really white

Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows

by Jennifer on Jul 29, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know that word

Does it mean “sipping root beer floats out of the same glass with Jaymee Sire”?

The A's colors are green and gold.

by mikeA on Jul 29, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, later, when you're at home.

Alone.

Crying.

Can Magic Sprinkles Now!!! @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 29, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

To wit:

I squee
You squee
He/she squees
We squee (which is my favorite, in more than one way)
They squee

Can Magic Sprinkles Now!!! @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 29, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

So it's just onomatopoeia?

I would have guessed it was a combination of “squeal” and “pee”.

by Englishmajor on Jul 29, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Roast Beef Fucking Sandwiches?

Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows

by Jennifer on Jul 29, 2008 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Roast Beef Fucking SAndwiches ROCK!

Especially with like swiss with peppers…

Can Magic Sprinkles Now!!! @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 29, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOT RBFS.

With mashed potatoes and gravy.

Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows

by Jennifer on Jul 29, 2008 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ooooo

You win. That is yummy.

Can Magic Sprinkles Now!!! @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 29, 2008 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get your coat.

Grab ohtobe… we’re going out for dinner.

Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows

by Jennifer on Jul 29, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mmmm...

you know a diner in Iowa that serves this?

What am I saying, every diner in Iowa serves this!

Can Magic Sprinkles Now!!! @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 29, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why Iowa?

Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows

by Jennifer on Jul 29, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

because if you make mashers with gravy they will come.

They wil most definitely come.

Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 29, 2008 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speaking of food...

the Midwest AN crew doing anything special this year?

Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows

by Jennifer on Jul 29, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's looking pretty "iffy" but I plan on coming

to Game 1 for sure. I’ll try to get something organized and it will include bratwurst and burgers at a minimum.

Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 29, 2008 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I might roll in this year.

Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows

by Jennifer on Jul 29, 2008 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hope you'll join us for a beer and brat!

smith1051 should be there and hopefully sprtsnwyn, nebraska and ictshocker.

Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 29, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

It depends on what time I get off work.

Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows

by Jennifer on Jul 29, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

aren't you in Iowa?

where the hell are you?

Can Magic Sprinkles Now!!! @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 29, 2008 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Missouri

Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows

by Jennifer on Jul 29, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Missouri, Iowa...

out there in the middle.

Not California. Not hell.

Can Magic Sprinkles Now!!! @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 29, 2008 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

If this isn't hell...

it’s close.

Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows

by Jennifer on Jul 29, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, Missouri is hell all right.

Take it from an Iowan.

Is this Heaven? No, it's Iowa. -Field of Dreams

by IowaA'sFan on Jul 29, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I grew up in Indiana

and thought that was hell, particularly after I moved to California. Then I found I was horribly, horribly mistaken. Florida is hell. Hands down. It wins. I’ve not done Texas, but I don’t see how it could be worse.

Can Magic Sprinkles Now!!! @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 29, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes,

And the worst part of it is there are sooo many people convinced they’re living in Shangri-La.

Can Magic Sprinkles Now!!! @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 29, 2008 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you're 80!!

Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 29, 2008 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

We have no proof he isn't 80.

Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows

by Jennifer on Jul 29, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just got a rice maker at Walgreens for $9.99 that includes

a $5.00 rebate. Had some wonderful long grain white rice the last two evenings for a grand total of about 29 cents.

Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 29, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

I LOVE wild rice. Not the fake shit at the grocery store, either. REAL wild rice.

Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows

by Jennifer on Jul 29, 2008 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, NOT promiscuous,

just free. Sometimes the rice feels like sleeping with different people. IOs that so wrong?! Huh?

Can Magic Sprinkles Now!!! @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 29, 2008 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great.

Now I’m singing that Fergie song.

Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows

by Jennifer on Jul 29, 2008 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay,

so tell me what the hell making the boys go rock rock means.

Can Magic Sprinkles Now!!! @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 29, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

No idea.

Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows

by Jennifer on Jul 29, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn you and your

secret-keeping ways! Fergie won’t minds—you can tell me!

Can Magic Sprinkles Now!!! @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 29, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

An even greater mystery,

What exactly is her London bridge?

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by Kimberly on Jul 29, 2008 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it's even more mysterious

that she released a single that’s titled “Oh Shit”—I mean, who does that?

it is a good song, though.

Can Magic Sprinkles Now!!! @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 29, 2008 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never heard it, but it can't possibly be as good

as the seminal Buzzcocks’ tune “Oh Shit.”

They want to steal the land papers which is why they have tried to break in. But they had to give up after being bitten by Chhotu.

by FreeSeatUpgrade on Jul 29, 2008 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

rice is good.

does the rice maker work well? I’ve never had one, and have subjected myself to crunchy rice on more than one occasion.

Can Magic Sprinkles Now!!! @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 29, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

rice makers are amazing

by justarebelheart on Jul 29, 2008 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. Mine only makes about 3 cups but that is more

than I could eat the last two nights. It’s unbelievably good and very simple to use. 30 minutes and ready to eat.

Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 29, 2008 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

So I should go now to the

Walgreens and get one?

Can Magic Sprinkles Now!!! @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 29, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude. You can't beat it and it's cheap eatin'.

I’m trying to start spending money more wisely and rice is a good start. I normally spend about $30 a day on food.

Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 29, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy crap.

Do you eat out every meal?

by pam5981 on Jul 29, 2008 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, you're obviously single.

Is this Heaven? No, it's Iowa. -Field of Dreams

by IowaA'sFan on Jul 29, 2008 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep.

Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 29, 2008 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep. Or at least I did.

My brother is wealthy so he took me out for sushi after I said “I’m going to stop spending money!” Hopefully the rest of my friends will follow suit :-)

Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 29, 2008 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahem.

“I’m going to stop spending money!”
...
Is it working yet?

Is this Heaven? No, it's Iowa. -Field of Dreams

by IowaA'sFan on Jul 29, 2008 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I decided to start saving money.

Last week I had bologna sandwiches for breakfast and lunch. Every day.

Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows

by Jennifer on Jul 29, 2008 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Congrats!

Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 29, 2008 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

$30?!

WTF are you eating?

Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows

by Jennifer on Jul 29, 2008 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

well....

it’s easy to spend that much if you don’t really pay attention.

Can Magic Sprinkles Now!!! @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 29, 2008 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Normally Starbucks in the morning, a random

$10 lunch at a sit down restaurant and then dinner for about $15. I like people to refill my iced tea a few times when I eat.

Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 29, 2008 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have you considered a wife?

<rimshot>

Is this Heaven? No, it's Iowa. -Field of Dreams

by IowaA'sFan on Jul 29, 2008 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

GF takes good care of me when I am willing.

She loves to cook and does it quite well.

Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 29, 2008 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah.

Starbucks. I don’t have that. Not a coffee drinker.

Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows

by Jennifer on Jul 29, 2008 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

there's no Starbucks in

Missouri?

Can Magic Sprinkles Now!!! @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 29, 2008 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

No,

but you can get a great squirrel latte at several locations in the Ozarks.

Is this Heaven? No, it's Iowa. -Field of Dreams

by IowaA'sFan on Jul 29, 2008 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mmmm,

you can really taste the squirrel….frothy squirrel…

Can Magic Sprinkles Now!!! @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 29, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

*I* don't have it.

I don’t drink coffee.

Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows

by Jennifer on Jul 29, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, princess.

(sheesh, after I wished you happy birthday two days in a row…)

Can Magic Sprinkles Now!!! @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 29, 2008 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I prefer Peanut Butter & Jelly... or PBFJ

The Stockton Ports pitching staff is better than the Orioles.

by gdub171 on Jul 29, 2008 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

...

Time

The Stockton Ports pitching staff is better than the Orioles.

by gdub171 on Jul 29, 2008 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, I'm energized....

let’s paint the house!

Can Magic Sprinkles Now!!! @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 29, 2008 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

5 for $5.95

or a Yum Rocket for $5? That is the question. Whether tis nobler for the stomach to suffer the slings and arrows of a horseradishy sandwich or to lift arms in unison for a 12” spicy Italian on wheat bread…

Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 29, 2008 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's beautiful.

Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows

by Jennifer on Jul 29, 2008 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Subway has bows now?

I like their sandwiches too, but I don’t think it’s worth getting shot at for them.

Can Magic Sprinkles Now!!! @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 29, 2008 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dif strokes 4 dif folks

Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 29, 2008 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe if I had a shield...

I could get a meatball.

Can Magic Sprinkles Now!!! @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 29, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is Gerg's pickoff move a balk?

My dad and bro say it is, because he strides forward. I don’t really know the rule. Anyone?

by schmifty on Jul 29, 2008 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

It's only a balk if you get caught.

Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows

by Jennifer on Jul 29, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've heard that somewhere before...

I think prior to my divorce, perhaps…

Can Magic Sprinkles Now!!! @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 29, 2008 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can't pass a 45 degree angle towards the plate

Leg has to be off the ground to do that. Answer is no.

The A's colors are green and gold.

by mikeA on Jul 29, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could be wrong, but when it comes to lefties I've always heard the rule is...

...if your front foot crosses your back leg you have to go home. If it doesn’t you can throw home or to first.

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by Flashfire on Jul 29, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also true,

it’s 45 degrees going forward, but you can’t go back at all. Smith doesn’t have a “going back” move, though.

The A's colors are green and gold.

by mikeA on Jul 29, 2008 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just got back from the Sox/Halos game

took a bit of pleasure in seeing that no hitter disintegrate. Did kind of enjoy the Fenway fans shut up for 8 innings though.

by oakinboston on Jul 29, 2008 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Cust needs a night(s) off.

Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 29, 2008 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

if by that you mean

the AL needs a night off from having to pitch to Spartacust b/c he’s so freaking amazing

Cust is the new Jaha.

by johnjahafanclub on Jul 29, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nevermind. He BB'd.

Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 29, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Watching strikes go by, they are hurting his eyes

by justarebelheart on Jul 29, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1
the white ones are much better then the black ones

by justarebelheart on Jul 29, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love when Mark does the high socks, I wish everyone would

by justarebelheart on Jul 29, 2008 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yo tambien.

I caught some single-A games last weekend and EVERY PLAYER on both teams wore high socks. It was magical.

Gerg wore them once this year, didn’t he? Why did he stop?!?

by schmifty on Jul 29, 2008 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Korach: Scorer says

that scorer can give an E even if the throw bounces, if it was a “true” hop that the fielder really shoulda had. Scorer tonight, interestingly, is David Feldman.

They want to steal the land papers which is why they have tried to break in. But they had to give up after being bitten by Chhotu.

by FreeSeatUpgrade on Jul 29, 2008 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Good for him

It would be really stupid to have a dogmatic rule.

The A's colors are green and gold.

by mikeA on Jul 29, 2008 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

(Feldman is Channel 36 TV producer)

They want to steal the land papers which is why they have tried to break in. But they had to give up after being bitten by Chhotu.

by FreeSeatUpgrade on Jul 29, 2008 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Down with the PE!

It’s like the A’s search for a right handed bat:

And every real man that tries to approach
Come the closer he comes
He gets dissed like a roach

They want to steal the land papers which is why they have tried to break in. But they had to give up after being bitten by Chhotu.

by FreeSeatUpgrade on Jul 29, 2008 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is what I mean

an anti-n-word machine
If I come out alive then they won’t come clean.

Can Magic Sprinkles Now!!! @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 29, 2008 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got a letter from the gov'ment the other day

I opened and read it
It said they were suckas!

Picture me givin’ a damn i said NEVER!

I miss Eric Plunk

by chuckcheeze on Jul 29, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well look at that Bobby can hit….sometimes

by justarebelheart on Jul 29, 2008 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Cro!

I still hearts ya. I think I am the only one, though. Sorry, baby.

by schmifty on Jul 29, 2008 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

He knows you're alone!

Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 29, 2008 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

The. Money. Pit.

Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows

by Jennifer on Jul 29, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a HUGE oak tree in my backyard that tilts right towards

my bedroom in the event it falls. Last night a f-ing humongous branch fell but luckily missed my house. Whewwww.

Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 29, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Conrad kinda looks like Gaudin.

"Hey dad my Jack Cust Bobblehead is batting right handed"....."He's not batting right handed he's striking out swinging."

by What Would Rickey Do on Jul 29, 2008 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I was just thinking that.

I wonder if Chad would do better at the plate.

Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows

by Jennifer on Jul 29, 2008 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fosse to Conrad:

Everyone will love you if you try to look like a pirate.”

The A's colors are green and gold.

by mikeA on Jul 29, 2008 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

"That's the Bobby Crosby that has been missing

from the A’s attack!” per Vince.

I’m picturing Kubrick’s “Path’s of Glory” here.

They want to steal the land papers which is why they have tried to break in. But they had to give up after being bitten by Chhotu.

by FreeSeatUpgrade on Jul 29, 2008 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Eric Patterson reminds me of Ernest Riles

"Hey dad my Jack Cust Bobblehead is batting right handed"....."He's not batting right handed he's striking out swinging."

by What Would Rickey Do on Jul 29, 2008 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Patterson is really skinny.

by drmmerchk on Jul 29, 2008 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Eric Patterson reminds me of Corey Patterson....

It’s almost like they’re brothers…

"I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did." -Yogi Berra

by brenarlo on Jul 29, 2008 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

or Singleton

Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 29, 2008 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

(shudders)

Can Magic Sprinkles Now!!! @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 29, 2008 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's just wrong.

Can Magic Sprinkles Now!!! @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 29, 2008 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate that fukker!

Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 29, 2008 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously.

And I hate that I have to give my HDTV a day-off whenever he pitches. No one wants to see the epitome of ugly up-close.

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by Kimberly on Jul 29, 2008 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

lynnzgal?

Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 29, 2008 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmm.

perhaps.

Can Magic Sprinkles Now!!! @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 29, 2008 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

it would certainly appear so....

peanut butter and jelly.

Can Magic Sprinkles Now!!! @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 29, 2008 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why is Conrad on a major league roster?

I’m sure he’s a great guy, but he’s not a major league hitter. Or a major league fielder. Or a major league player in general… Plus he’s 28, so it’s not like he’s a prospect either. Please send him back down and bring up someone useful.

by hibachi7_7_7 on Jul 29, 2008 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

If they are playng him everyday at 3B anyways

why NOT call up Petit and have him play 3B…

facepalm.jpg

by Zonis on Jul 29, 2008 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Play Cap'n Jack at 3B where he belongs

He’s a plus defender there. Bankston or Barton should be at 1st. I don’t care if Barton’s been a disappointment this year, he’s still better than Conrad and actually projects to be part of the future. Once he’s healthy, he should be back up

by hibachi7_7_7 on Jul 29, 2008 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still a better lineup than the M's.

At least our DH hits a homer now and then.

Is this Heaven? No, it's Iowa. -Field of Dreams

by IowaA'sFan on Jul 29, 2008 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s not the only one…

by justarebelheart on Jul 29, 2008 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great

Now I gotta go Youtube Ted Nugent. Thanks.

Can Magic Sprinkles Now!!! @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 29, 2008 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

The guy that plasyed with

Axl a couple years ago?

Can Magic Sprinkles Now!!! @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 29, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was in a band called Praxis

With Bootsy Collins for a while. I love their album “Mutatis Mutandis.” If ANYONE has heard of that album, they are my friend.

Is this Heaven? No, it's Iowa. -Field of Dreams

by IowaA'sFan on Jul 29, 2008 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Deee-lightful

Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 29, 2008 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

DeeeeGROOVY!

"Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it?"-Steve McCatty

by 5Aces on Jul 29, 2008 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought she was sooooo hot.

I like weird girls.

Can Magic Sprinkles Now!!! @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 29, 2008 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could never decide

halfway through the video I would change my mind.

It didnt help that some freaky looking dude would then pop up every second or two…

"Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it?"-Steve McCatty

by 5Aces on Jul 29, 2008 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good call.

But, yes, I liked her. I think it was the funky jumpsuit, tho.

Can Magic Sprinkles Now!!! @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 29, 2008 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great

stop that. Now I gotta go watch that.

Can Magic Sprinkles Now!!! @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 29, 2008 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Hey Buckethead, what's in the bucket?"

Best line from that album.

Is this Heaven? No, it's Iowa. -Field of Dreams

by IowaA'sFan on Jul 29, 2008 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I intimately know

Bootsy, baby. And I know of the concept of Praxis, so…perhaps it’s an album for me…

Can Magic Sprinkles Now!!! @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 29, 2008 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crazy

I had never heard of Buckethead until 3 hours ago when I looked up the wikipedia page for “Colma” and now you mention him…

The A's colors are green and gold.

by mikeA on Jul 29, 2008 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's almost like they're following you around,

taking notes, huh?

Run with that.

Can Magic Sprinkles Now!!! @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 29, 2008 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok...

Hey guys! Albert Pujols? Who is that?

The A's colors are green and gold.

by mikeA on Jul 29, 2008 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Check out Electric Tears.

Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 29, 2008 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

His butt?

Is this Heaven? No, it's Iowa. -Field of Dreams

by IowaA'sFan on Jul 29, 2008 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish. It blocks his butt.

It’s his wrist-guard thingy that he wears for running the bases.

by schmifty on Jul 29, 2008 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

You wish his butt was in his back pocket

and not in his pants?

What kind of mutant behind are you thinking about?

Green Hulk Fists

by oaklandSMASH on Jul 29, 2008 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

A mirror?

My phone number?

Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows

by Jennifer on Jul 29, 2008 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

[snicker]

Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows

by Jennifer on Jul 29, 2008 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shit.

So close, Patrol Craft.

Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows

by Jennifer on Jul 29, 2008 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Korach said he may have tweaked his hammy

God, I hope not

I hate unproductive outs and the A's are producing them at record production

by Trainman on Jul 29, 2008 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Aaron Harang for Jose Guillen

I still hate that trade

"Hey dad my Jack Cust Bobblehead is batting right handed"....."He's not batting right handed he's striking out swinging."

by What Would Rickey Do on Jul 29, 2008 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Not sure Harang would be much better than what we've got.

Well…maybe a little better.

Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 29, 2008 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guillen was great for us

Played the stretch run with a super-painful broken hamate bone, and played great. The A’s got everything they could have hoped for in that pennant-drive trade.

They want to steal the land papers which is why they have tried to break in. But they had to give up after being bitten by Chhotu.

by FreeSeatUpgrade on Jul 29, 2008 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

trade the whole team!!!

For a team to be named later.

Buy Who Billy Drafts Then Sell Them When They Get Traded!

by Triple Eh's on Jul 29, 2008 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

this team.

im sure billy has thought of that a couple times this year

Buy Who Billy Drafts Then Sell Them When They Get Traded!

by Triple Eh's on Jul 29, 2008 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Unicorn!

finally, hope that turns it around for Mark

by asfansince1989 on Jul 29, 2008 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

UNICORN POWER!!

Because all we need it ONE corn!

Green Hulk Fists

by oaklandSMASH on Jul 29, 2008 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

God damn Delite

making me miss game.

Can Magic Sprinkles Now!!! @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 29, 2008 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

's okay....

groove is in the heart, baby. Ever-ting’s grooo-veeee.

Can Magic Sprinkles Now!!! @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 29, 2008 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

incroyable!

"I never predict anything, and I never will." Paul Gascoigne, English footballer

by One won lost won on Jul 29, 2008 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

if Hannahan can follow suit

I would be seriously wondering who is this team, and what they’ve done with our beloved mostly harmless offense.

by asfansince1989 on Jul 29, 2008 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

No need to worry, still harmless

by justarebelheart on Jul 29, 2008 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

NEW THREAD OPEN

See?

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jul 29, 2008 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

wait a minute...

what if Deelite was the reason we scored? What do I do?

Can Magic Sprinkles Now!!! @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 29, 2008 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

CANT THIS TEAM SCORE ANY RUNS

YA FUCKING DOOSHERER BAGS I HATE THIS STUPID ASS JACK CUST RETARD CROSBY HAN NUO HITTIN ASS TEAM. FUCK IT I WILL TAKE THE BAN
LATER

Buy Who Billy Drafts Then Sell Them When They Get Traded!

by Triple Eh's on Jul 29, 2008 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

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