Open Game Thread: Game 105 - A's vs. Royals
Kansas City Royals at Oakland Athletics, Jul 28, 2008 7:05 PM PDT
Yes, the A's have the best run differential in the AL West. Yet the team also has the worst record over the last 10 games of any team in the AL West. The team is 2-8 with their win over the Rangers yesterday.
The bigger story over these next few days is whether or not Billy Beane will opt to trade both Justin Duchscherer and Huston Street. The games are becoming secondary with how quickly the team has fallen.
Tonight the A's send Diamond Dallas Braden to the mound with his 2-0 record and a 4.05 ERA. He takes on the Royals Zack Greinke who is sporting a 7-7 record and a 4.06 ERA. Braden is one of those guys that Beane and company have loved for a while, but who must really impress over the second half of the season is he's to have any kind of future in the A's rotation. I personally think it's unlikely he will have that much of a future in the rotation with the arms the A's have in the minor leagues, but that could easily change with a stellar performance in the second half. Whether or not Braden has it in him remains to be seen.
The lineups look like this:
LET'S GO A'S!!!!!!
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Pre-game radio notes:
In his interview with Vince, Jerry Blevins claims that he grew up rooting for the A’s. Loved Canseco. Also rooted for the Niners, because there aren’t many celebrity Jerrys out there. Hopefully he’s also a Deadhead.
Blevins’ high school grad class had 39 kids in it.
Barton’s 4-for-17 in the rehab thus far with Rivercats.
Korach’s back! Claims he listened to some of yesterday’s game on the radio. Was not convincing…presumably he was actually holed up in a squalid hotel room engaging in all manner of unhealthful conduct. His voice smelt of pruno.
Korach: What’s it like when you take a foul tip to the face?
Geren: If it’s dead-center on mask it feels like your jaw goes back and rings your ears. But Kurt feels great today.
Fosse: "You can never take any club lightly, that’s for sure." (fill in any premise…they all work!)
They want to steal the land papers which is why they have tried to break in. But they had to give up after being bitten by Chhotu.
by FreeSeatUpgrade on Jul 28, 2008 6:46 PM PDT reply actions
Other than Blevins
(who is a stud—ice water runs through Ichabod’s veins), I don’t like the sound of any of that. Ominous and scary and Fear & Loathing-ish. Let’s hope tonight’s game against the Royals is not a bad trip.
Can Magic Sprinkles Now!!! --Monkeyball
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 28, 2008 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice to see that Barton can hit .230 at a bunch of different levels
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
I think Braden's future with the A's lies in being a bullpen guy
Forgot to mention:
- While Josh Hamilton was stretching in the outfield, Milton Bradley jogged out and leaped over him, then they pretended to block/evade each other like linemen. I’m surprised Bradley didn’t injure himself in the process of either.
- Frank Francisco hit a little girl before the game – he was jogging past the field box on the way to the bullpen and gave her a high-five.
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I think Braden's future with the A's lies in being a hotdog guy.
(sorry, FF, but it was kinda lobbed in there…)
Can Magic Sprinkles Now!!! --Monkeyball
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 28, 2008 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions
FIRE WIDGET NOW!!!
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Brewers vs Cubs
Brewers score back to back solo HR to tie it up. Corey Hart doubles to bring in the go ahead run. 3-2 in the 6th
I want Cubs to win. All of it.
Ever since I saw that 100 yr old guy on Saturday celebrating his birthday at Wrigley and realizing he was 3 months old last time they won it all. For that old dude alone, I want to see them win the WS.
Proud mommy of "mini-kapers"
Your cruel.
It would probably kill him.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
LOL, I hadn't thought of that. But hey, his days have got to be numbered anyway and what better way to say adios?
Proud mommy of "mini-kapers"
Eh, better he go out with dignity
than live on to become an ass hat Cubs fan. Which you know would happen if they won it all.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
I'm holding out hope
that Cubs fans will handle it better than Red So fans did, should they get the chance.
They want to steal the land papers which is why they have tried to break in. But they had to give up after being bitten by Chhotu.
by FreeSeatUpgrade on Jul 28, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm betting 100 years of frustration....
will spill out like an infected boil. Course, living in Chicago is punishment enough.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
better he should go out as a pathetic, hopeless, Cubs fan? after 100 yrs, that's what I'd be.
Proud mommy of "mini-kapers"
shields is really struggling. 1 run in, 2 on, ........
nevermind, he got out of it.
Proud mommy of "mini-kapers"
was CSN going to broadcast the game today
and then changed their minds? My EI says its the A’s vs Royals but its really the Giants vs whoever
Locally, A's are on KICU
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Oh, great. Braden likes the black jerseys too?
That’s 3/5 of our staff now.
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Three in a row, right?
Awful.
They want to steal the land papers which is why they have tried to break in. But they had to give up after being bitten by Chhotu.
by FreeSeatUpgrade on Jul 28, 2008 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice way to get ahead with the organization. Ass kisser!
I’m sure they want to sell a few of those but I’m not sure who buys them.
Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 28, 2008 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Great. Another ex-A's guy ruining my night. 2-0 Royals.
Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 28, 2008 7:11 PM PDT reply actions
Time to get ready for a frustrating game. Greinke may not give up 2 runs.
Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 28, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions
What do you expect from an AAA pitcher?
Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 28, 2008 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Braden is the product of no one else ready to come up
because he would not make the rotation of the Rangers just because he is a batting practice pitcher
Yep. That doesn't mean that I have to like it.
Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 28, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Argh
Nice opp field hit though, gotta hand it to Guillen.
They want to steal the land papers which is why they have tried to break in. But they had to give up after being bitten by Chhotu.
by FreeSeatUpgrade on Jul 28, 2008 7:12 PM PDT reply actions
Stupid MLB.TV blackouts.
Like I’m gonna drive 6 hours to see a Royals game.
...
I don’t see why the fact that I have done so many times before is at all relevant to this discussion. Blackouts still suck.
...
Ahem.
Is this Heaven? No, it's Iowa. -Field of Dreams
I hear ya...
...I have MLB EI and the DirecTV sports package… which means I’m basically paying double.
Don’t get me started on the Iowa blackouts. Six teams. Utterly freaking ridiculous, IMHO.
You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the goddamn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all. ~Earl Weaver
His upside is "serviceable" -yay...
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
But... can he eat a lot
of innings?
Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 28, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Oo-oo here he comes....
Can Magic Sprinkles Now!!! --Monkeyball
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 28, 2008 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Dallas Braden = waving the white flag on 2008
Otherwise you would see Gio pitching in his place. Braden is simply not an ML quality pitcher.
Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 28, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe not as a starter
He could probably be pretty good as a lefty specialist as he gets older. He’s only, like, 24.
Ryan Sweeney: I probably irrationally embraced him before you did.
I don't see it happening. Only time will tell.
Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 28, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
What the heck?
The game’s only 10 minutes old! I swear, I leave you guys alone for ten minutes….
Can Magic Sprinkles Now!!! --Monkeyball
If it makes you feel better
It only took the Titanic an hour to sink….
We did it in less than 10 minutes…
Crap, that doesn’t make me feel better
Yeah, what the hell?
It all happened while I was trying to get the radio broadcast to work. Guess we decided to spot them a couple runs since they don’t have a 3rd baseman tonight.
Is this Heaven? No, it's Iowa. -Field of Dreams
Greinke.
What a name, what a name. You have a name like that, you get a free bowl of soup….
Can Magic Sprinkles Now!!! --Monkeyball
Sounds like something the Croc Hunter would shout.
Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows
Not anymore
Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 28, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
cold-blooded.
Crikey!
Can Magic Sprinkles Now!!! --Monkeyball
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 28, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions
KRIKEEE....
What an odd looking fish….
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
This Patterson kid....
true Athletic that one.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
Maybe they take a test before they're signed:
Q: what do you do with a runner on first and 1 out?
A: hit to the shortstop for a 6-4-3 double play
Q: what do you do with runners in scoring position?
A: pop it up for out number three
Q: what should you strive to do each at bat?
A: strike out, strike out, strike out. consistency is the name of the game.
Proud mommy of "mini-kapers"
click?
Can Magic Sprinkles Now!!! --Monkeyball
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 28, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Meet Braden, Dallas
Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 28, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions
KK:
“For the first six weeks, Greinke was unhittable…” then he remembered he played for the Royals.
Can Magic Sprinkles Now!!! --Monkeyball
By the way...
do our guys start each AB 0 and 2? Sure seems like it.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
Woohoo, I be back from NY and can watch the A's now!
Boo, they be losing already!
Yay, Swooney be up!
but his butt looked really good when he looked at that last pitch?
i dunno, gotta find some positive in it
Jennifer- Who is the guy with Ryan on the Royals telecast?
Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 28, 2008 7:22 PM PDT reply actions
Denny?
Don’t know not watching. But I think that’s who it is.
Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows
Not tonight
Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 28, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Is he a younger looking guy with grey hair?
Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows
Not showing him. I think it's Brian McRae.
Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 28, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm not going to make it long tonight.
Iz tarred.
Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows
+1
Can Magic Sprinkles Now!!! --Monkeyball
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 28, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Hi pam
Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 28, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions
or later, if necessary
Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 28, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Cubs vs Brewers
CC loads up the bases. Lee hits to Hardy for the double play. Hardy flips it to Weeks at second…Weeks throws to first, misses Fielder by a mile…..4-3 Cubs
He was - did you see what was left in his hand after he swung?
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
magic and rainbow sprinkles?
Can Magic Sprinkles Now!!! --Monkeyball
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 28, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Very dangerous to migratory water fowl
The sudden gusts blow them off target.
They want to steal the land papers which is why they have tried to break in. But they had to give up after being bitten by Chhotu.
by FreeSeatUpgrade on Jul 28, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I Only Root for the Geren and the Gload
(stolen from monkeyball)
They want to steal the land papers which is why they have tried to break in. But they had to give up after being bitten by Chhotu.
by FreeSeatUpgrade on Jul 28, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions
(you got him tied up there?)
Can Magic Sprinkles Now!!! --Monkeyball
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 28, 2008 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Both TV and radio plugging Root Beer Float Day
though they’re not telling you this part, here’s a warning to would-be walkup cheapskates: all $2 tix sold out.
They want to steal the land papers which is why they have tried to break in. But they had to give up after being bitten by Chhotu.
by FreeSeatUpgrade on Jul 28, 2008 7:28 PM PDT reply actions
I would like to make an announcement-
I have $50 for the person who gets me a mug signed by Ryan Bear. The mug must be signed with the following:
Jennifer,
We’ll always have Osceola.
With Love,
Your Swooney
Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows
Osceola?
Can Magic Sprinkles Now!!! --Monkeyball
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 28, 2008 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions
It's a town in Iowa.
Any obscure city in Iowa would work.
Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows
I lived in
Osceola, Indiana for 16 years.
Can Magic Sprinkles Now!!! --Monkeyball
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 28, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions
[snicker]
Kum and Go! would be better. LOL! I want that instead!
Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows
That is the worst name for a convenience store.
They don’t even sell pornography.
Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 28, 2008 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I wonder if he's still living here in the offseason.
Not that I would like, you know, consider stalking him or anything.
Is this Heaven? No, it's Iowa. -Field of Dreams
I'll be there in November to help stalk him.
Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows
You guys can fight over what to do on the futon...
I’ll be at Swooney’s place. Making sure he’s well taken care of!
27 and counting...
Doing a Smith impression.
I would rather see a Haren impression.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
Royals taking BP swings
Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 28, 2008 7:32 PM PDT reply actions
Royals commercial says
“the Royals head out west to face Jack Cust and the A’s!”
Is he the face of the team now?
Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 28, 2008 7:35 PM PDT reply actions
Hey, Ice Cream! Ice Cream heeeere ...
Time for another episode of Dallas.
What?!
It’s only a dream?
Strawberry
just in time for the root beer float discussions. but vanilla works better than strawberry.
Proud mommy of "mini-kapers"
Hey there.
Are you sure you want to come in here?
Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 28, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions
It's important to go through the rough times so that you REALLY
enjoy the good times. This is the late 90’s all over again.
Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 28, 2008 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Yay!
Go Berroa!
Can Magic Sprinkles Now!!! --Monkeyball
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 28, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Not Geronimo but Angel, right?
Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 28, 2008 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions
CarGo delivers!
Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 28, 2008 7:36 PM PDT reply actions
BeepBeep!
Can Magic Sprinkles Now!!! --Monkeyball
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 28, 2008 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Vince is being cruel to KK
Poor Ken. No root beer float for you.
Can Magic Sprinkles Now!!! --Monkeyball
enjoy the game guys and gals. I'm off to bed. stupid cats apparently don't like that I moved
they start crying about 3 AM every morning. No ,euthanasia is not an option. neither is the river.
Proud mommy of "mini-kapers"
Two Positive notes
1) Carlos Gonzales with another hit
2) Manny Ramirez giving K-Rod the touchdown pose with a bomb even though the Angels win. Reminding K-Rod what he did last post season and what he will do to him this post season providing Boston gets some pen help
you and Amy.
Can Magic Sprinkles Now!!! --Monkeyball
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 28, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions
oh her, well, she is cleaning up
in the bathroom, we had a shouting match that turned into fight. no big deal. i sent the police home. ‘hey b*ch! get out of there, I need to get this blood off my face!”
alaska A
She's such a train wreck.
I hope my intuitions about her don’t come true.
Can Magic Sprinkles Now!!! --Monkeyball
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 28, 2008 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
OT- I hate that Amy Winehouse chick.
When and how did she become popular?
Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 28, 2008 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm not sure, but I think she'll be dead very soon.
Can Magic Sprinkles Now!!! --Monkeyball
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 28, 2008 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Okay then. I'll just wait.
Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 28, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Okay then. I'll just wait.
Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 28, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
es no bueno
Can Magic Sprinkles Now!!! --Monkeyball
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 28, 2008 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
looks like you picked the wrong night...
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
Nice lucky break for the Royals. F***
Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 28, 2008 7:39 PM PDT reply actions
A's baseball baby!!!
Why make one out when it’s so much more economical to make two?
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
Fosse and Kuiper don't seem to have noticed that A's pitchers who...
...aren’t going to get into the game early and are left for late-inning situations often remain in the dugout at home.
Street and Ziegler are the two main ones for that right now.
Last of the Ninth - Photography Site / jamesvenes.com - Blog
I hate comcast
my cable is out. the guy on their live chat thing doesn’t seem to understand that I have a baseball game to watch, so waiting to see if it resets itself isn’t really an option…..
There's no crying in baseball!
Comcast is the devil
As I write this (over my Comcast connection), Comcast is playing some sort of AT&T sucks commercial. If they’d only spend as much money on their network as they do advertising…
Can Magic Sprinkles Now!!! --Monkeyball
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 28, 2008 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
http://www.athleticsnation.com/search?q=Jamie+Kotsay&btn=Go
They want to steal the land papers which is why they have tried to break in. But they had to give up after being bitten by Chhotu.
by FreeSeatUpgrade on Jul 28, 2008 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions
That should answer all questions.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
No.
Unless it’s Esther.
Can Magic Sprinkles Now!!! --Monkeyball
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 28, 2008 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh. Well.
Then, no.
Can Magic Sprinkles Now!!! --Monkeyball
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 28, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Wouldn't it be more of a draw if they didn't wear those stupid jerseys?
I hate those things, never buy them… it’s like wearing a box.
Pictures? Naked preferred but not required.
Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 28, 2008 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Just did. Very nice.
Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 28, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I always thought Holly Johnson was the prettiest.
Not that being a brunette had to do anything with it.
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I know. You already said that.
Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 28, 2008 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought I needed to repeat it.
Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows
Lesbian. Rug muncher.
( thinking of old lady in Wedding Crashers )
Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 28, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL...
“Hi, I’m Jack Cust. In the event of a major disaster…..you need to have a plan.”
Why do I find this so funny?
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
He's convinced the new kid.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
Three true outcomes of the Apocalypse:
- Condemned to hell. Noted in Big Book with a K. Happens often.
- Consigned to purgatory. Trot to first base. Happens often.
- You’re eternally saved! Circle the bases! Very rare.
They want to steal the land papers which is why they have tried to break in. But they had to give up after being bitten by Chhotu.
by FreeSeatUpgrade on Jul 28, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
If it were easy to get in,
would you really enjoy going?
Can Magic Sprinkles Now!!! --Monkeyball
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 28, 2008 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Must be nice to watch it that way.
Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 28, 2008 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
better to listen to Vince discuss
root beer floats.
Can Magic Sprinkles Now!!! --Monkeyball
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 28, 2008 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Jenn- Frank White is do on the Royals telecast
Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 28, 2008 7:52 PM PDT reply actions
If this game ends in seven minutes, I'll be joining my daughter ...
... who will be watching a Quantum Leap rerun. (It’ll be new for her.)
Strawberry
If it is the very first episode
and not the pilot, I’m the guy he pushes out of line, as he escapes the cops.
It was shot in SF.
"I never predict anything, and I never will." Paul Gascoigne, English footballer
by One won lost won on Jul 28, 2008 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions
One day's pay, and DONE!
no residuals, as an extra.
It was 15-20 minutes of work, and 10 hrs sitting waiting, for $136
"I never predict anything, and I never will." Paul Gascoigne, English footballer
by One won lost won on Jul 28, 2008 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
But the memories last forever...
Can Magic Sprinkles Now!!! --Monkeyball
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 28, 2008 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
When I was in the Navy,
I was stationed in Japan. Me and a bunch of other service guys were recruited to be extras in a Japanese movie. It was a bar scene with Japanese strippers. My buddy grabbed a part where he is feeling up a nude Japanese girl. Dumb ass that he was. His wife was not amused at all when the film was released.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
Women never appreciate hard work.
Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 28, 2008 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I know huh?
You go out and bust your ass for a few extra bucks….and look at the thanks you get.
She kicked his ass for weeks. Sorry bastard that he was, he tried to deflect the heat on me too. I enjoyed the free beer though.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
hmm if only
we had a certain someone who just struck out JJ Hardy and Ryan Braun… since the Cubs aren’t really using him much, can we have him back?
I was gone for a few minutes
Have we scored yet? Ah hahahahaha!!!! J/K.
Is this Heaven? No, it's Iowa. -Field of Dreams
Better question, any more hits???
Zach G seems to completely dominate the A’s of late.
"I never predict anything, and I never will." Paul Gascoigne, English footballer
by One won lost won on Jul 28, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
He's just a little boy.
Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 28, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, I laughed at first
and then I just sighed and began looking through the liquor cabinet
"I was right and you were wrong." - Ray Fosse
Seattle beat Texas
Just went final.
A’s could…
...could…!!
regain second place with a win.
(faint yeaaaah!)
"I never predict anything, and I never will." Paul Gascoigne, English footballer
by One won lost won on Jul 28, 2008 8:02 PM PDT reply actions
can i get a
“yay” for cow control?
Can Magic Sprinkles Now!!! --Monkeyball
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 28, 2008 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah Yeah Yeah(s)
Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 28, 2008 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
As a fuck, son, you suck
Can Magic Sprinkles Now!!! --Monkeyball
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 28, 2008 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Bang bang bang!#%
Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 28, 2008 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice hustle by Zook
Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 28, 2008 8:03 PM PDT reply actions
throw pulled him off the glag.
Can Magic Sprinkles Now!!! --Monkeyball
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 28, 2008 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes! A basehit
man that traveled, 55, 75 feet!!
"I never predict anything, and I never will." Paul Gascoigne, English footballer
by One won lost won on Jul 28, 2008 8:04 PM PDT reply actions
Im' sorry,
we have a strict no Urban policy here.
Can Magic Sprinkles Now!!! --Monkeyball
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 28, 2008 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Careful. You could be traded too.
Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 28, 2008 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Yay A's score!
"I never predict anything, and I never will." Paul Gascoigne, English footballer
by One won lost won on Jul 28, 2008 8:10 PM PDT reply actions
We SCORED. Yes
Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 28, 2008 8:10 PM PDT reply actions
CarGon double
aggressive Tony D., Royals flopped the relay.
"I never predict anything, and I never will." Paul Gascoigne, English footballer
by One won lost won on Jul 28, 2008 8:11 PM PDT reply actions
Gold glove 2nd baseman gave up on the play too.
Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 28, 2008 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
sort of "oh-laid" that throw
"I never predict anything, and I never will." Paul Gascoigne, English footballer
by One won lost won on Jul 28, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I am Jack's computer, making random double comments
against owner’s will.
Can Magic Sprinkles Now!!! --Monkeyball
MaEl really stepping it up in his FA to be year..
Has anyone hit .220 in their “walk” year??
"I never predict anything, and I never will." Paul Gascoigne, English footballer
by One won lost won on Jul 28, 2008 8:14 PM PDT reply actions
Hah....
Ellie’s no Cust.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
who is?
Can Magic Sprinkles Now!!! --Monkeyball
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 28, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
touche, gopher.
Can Magic Sprinkles Now!!! --Monkeyball
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 28, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
This guy?

Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 28, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
He looks...
unfortunate in love, no?
Can Magic Sprinkles Now!!! --Monkeyball
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 28, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Politics probably got him plenty of women
Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 28, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Can we call him J.J. Airplane?
"I'm disappointed Ziggy didn't pump his fist towards the sky 100 times and scream like a hooker." ~Nico.
Pretty unfortunate for him.
Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 28, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd never have guessed
that Crosby has played more games at SS for the A’s than Walt Weiss did.
They want to steal the land papers which is why they have tried to break in. But they had to give up after being bitten by Chhotu.
by FreeSeatUpgrade on Jul 28, 2008 8:16 PM PDT reply actions
I like Walt Weiss.
Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 28, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriously?
It doesn’t seem possible.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
+1
I was blown away by that….you sure, FSU?
Can Magic Sprinkles Now!!! --Monkeyball
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 28, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
As sure as an Action 36 graphic can make me
They want to steal the land papers which is why they have tried to break in. But they had to give up after being bitten by Chhotu.
by FreeSeatUpgrade on Jul 28, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
well...
we probably want to recheck that…
Can Magic Sprinkles Now!!! --Monkeyball
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 28, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
And yet...
Bobby still won’t go away.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
stats...
Walt Weiss—528 games for the A’s
Bobby Crosby —528 (I’m assuming tonight is #529?)
There's no crying in baseball!
well, that makes me
wanna hurl.
Can Magic Sprinkles Now!!! --Monkeyball
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 28, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm starting to see Care Bears.
Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows
It's kicking in, huh?
Just go with it.
Can Magic Sprinkles Now!!! --Monkeyball
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 28, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Did you slip me a roofie?
Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows
Is it necessary?
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
Hmm...

Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 28, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
The colors!
The colors…..the colors…..the colors…..the rainbow’s breathing!!!!
Can Magic Sprinkles Now!!! --Monkeyball
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 28, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Here's what happens when the trip turns bad

They want to steal the land papers which is why they have tried to break in. But they had to give up after being bitten by Chhotu.
by FreeSeatUpgrade on Jul 28, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
AAHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Bad trip, man! Bad trip!
No! Bad doggie! No!
(smack etheral astro-projected doggie on psychedelic snout with rolled up duck)
Can Magic Sprinkles Now!!! --Monkeyball
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 28, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
That quote is actually from one of my all-time favorite movies...
The Money Pit.
Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows
Wait until you own a house. It's funny in a sadistic way.
Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 28, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Guys with large feet.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
Who throws a cupcake?
I mean, really.
Can Magic Sprinkles Now!!! --Monkeyball
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 28, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Is that a kitty?
Can Magic Sprinkles Now!!! --Monkeyball
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 28, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Marijuana was involved
in the construction of that photo.
Can Magic Sprinkles Now!!! --Monkeyball
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 28, 2008 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
yup, lost one yesterday too
Can Magic Sprinkles Now!!! --Monkeyball
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 28, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Dallas Braden 8 hop Web Gem!
Love the Lansford Stache! LOVE IT DAMN IT.
by Langerhans4Pres on Jul 28, 2008 8:20 PM PDT reply actions
Hannahan,
Crosby, and Conrad.
Kittens
Misdemenor row.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
Misdemeanor.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
Misde-meow row
Can Magic Sprinkles Now!!! --Monkeyball
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 28, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Hannahan needs to go the way of Dee Brown and Jeff Davannon real soon
Love the Lansford Stache! LOVE IT DAMN IT.
by Langerhans4Pres on Jul 28, 2008 8:24 PM PDT reply actions
Crosby needs to follow suit as well
I about puked when Korach defended him because he didn’t have a rehab after the DL stint and that might be why he struggles.
No Korach, he flat out is a bad player hitting and fielding and needs to be gone.
Still no cable. :(
I think Comcast hates me. Oh wait, maybe they just suck.
There's no crying in baseball!
they hate EVERYONE.
Can Magic Sprinkles Now!!! --Monkeyball
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 28, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
well, that kinda makes me feel a little better
though I’m still #18 in the queue. :(
There's no crying in baseball!
We have K'd 7 times. You ain't missin' much so far.
Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 28, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Can't both be true?
In search of a new signature. Say something funny and you may see your comment here!
You aren't missing much.
Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows
Shit.
Connie just doubled.
Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows
New to me.
Can Magic Sprinkles Now!!! --Monkeyball
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 28, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
It's Jennifer's Mack
Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 28, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
That's nice Bobby.
Let’s swing and ball four low and away. Just to prove you can whiff on a pitch right down the middle when you have to.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
Extra bases for Conrad!
"I never predict anything, and I never will." Paul Gascoigne, English footballer
by One won lost won on Jul 28, 2008 8:27 PM PDT reply actions
Conrad at 2nd but two out
"I never predict anything, and I never will." Paul Gascoigne, English footballer
by One won lost won on Jul 28, 2008 8:27 PM PDT reply actions
prescient
"I never predict anything, and I never will." Paul Gascoigne, English footballer
by One won lost won on Jul 28, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I am
omniscient.
Bow before me, mortal.
Can Magic Sprinkles Now!!! --Monkeyball
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 28, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Patterson...really no chance
"I never predict anything, and I never will." Paul Gascoigne, English footballer
by One won lost won on Jul 28, 2008 8:28 PM PDT reply actions
He gone
three K’s for Patterson…
"I never predict anything, and I never will." Paul Gascoigne, English footballer
by One won lost won on Jul 28, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
ML version of Patterson looks oddly familiar.
“Two buck Chuck”
Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 28, 2008 8:30 PM PDT reply actions
"Two Buck Chuck and Change"
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
Might be special
Might be vinegar.
(sigh) I miss Trader Joe’s.
Can Magic Sprinkles Now!!! --Monkeyball
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 28, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
0 and 6,
Patterson is A material alright.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
Don't forget the two BB's.
Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 28, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
This Sharp commercial with the "physicist" is unbearable
Ryan Sweeney: I probably irrationally embraced him before you did.
porquoi?
Can Magic Sprinkles Now!!! --Monkeyball
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 28, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Pork, 'kay?
Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 28, 2008 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Porky?
Can Magic Sprinkles Now!!! --Monkeyball
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 28, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Porky's?
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
I've recent met the man who played
bouncer #3 in Porky’s 3, and he was so proud of it. He acted like I should recognize him from it.
Can Magic Sprinkles Now!!! --Monkeyball
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 28, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
One of the funniest scenes ever....
“I’d recognize that penis anywhere.”
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
We could have a sketch artist...
Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 28, 2008 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Ahhh...

Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 28, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Those were good days
not like the crass internet of today…
Can Magic Sprinkles Now!!! --Monkeyball
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 28, 2008 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
It took me about a year
before I realized that the Dr. Wilson character is played by the actor who was the teenage star of Porky’s.
They want to steal the land papers which is why they have tried to break in. But they had to give up after being bitten by Chhotu.
by FreeSeatUpgrade on Jul 28, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Dr. Wilson on House, that is
They want to steal the land papers which is why they have tried to break in. But they had to give up after being bitten by Chhotu.
by FreeSeatUpgrade on Jul 28, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
ah, thx.
Can Magic Sprinkles Now!!! --Monkeyball
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 28, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
This is the dude from House?

Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 28, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
You know, I thought so
but subsequent research has proven me wrong.
They want to steal the land papers which is why they have tried to break in. But they had to give up after being bitten by Chhotu.
by FreeSeatUpgrade on Jul 28, 2008 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Dr. Wilson?
Can Magic Sprinkles Now!!! --Monkeyball
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 28, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
House's best friend

They want to steal the land papers which is why they have tried to break in. But they had to give up after being bitten by Chhotu.
by FreeSeatUpgrade on Jul 28, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Mostly the smugness
“Seems like you’d have to be a physicist to pick an HD television.”
(Cut to extreme close-up of WASPy self-satisfaction)
“Luckily, I am a physicist.”
I thought it was a joke ad at first, maybe something along the lines of Old Spice. Nope. They were serious.
Ryan Sweeney: I probably irrationally embraced him before you did.
K.K: "Man, those root beer floats are good."
That’s the kind of insight that earns him the big bucks.
Is this Heaven? No, it's Iowa. -Field of Dreams
It's why we love him.
Can Magic Sprinkles Now!!! --Monkeyball
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 28, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
currently 55 degrees at the Coli
perfect ice cream weather.
Did I mention the marine effect…the humidity??
"I never predict anything, and I never will." Paul Gascoigne, English footballer
by One won lost won on Jul 28, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I miss home.
Can Magic Sprinkles Now!!! --Monkeyball
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 28, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Yahoo tells me Braden's pitching well
Is it true?
When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!
Yahoo's full of lies.
Can Magic Sprinkles Now!!! --Monkeyball
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 28, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I was in the middle of typing "he's not doing too bad"
and then Gordon homered…
Procrastinators unite....tomorrow
um....
Love the Lansford Stache! LOVE IT DAMN IT.
by Langerhans4Pres on Jul 28, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
He stared at the baseball in his glove and yelled at it.
Then the ball left the field.
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Braden sucks!!!!!
Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 28, 2008 8:36 PM PDT reply actions
I know I'm watching an A's game when
I start swearing at least twice as usual.
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Until I typed my big mouth
or something
When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!
by WaddellCanseco on Jul 28, 2008 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Braden's given up some rockets tonight
Including many of the outs he’s recorded.
They want to steal the land papers which is why they have tried to break in. But they had to give up after being bitten by Chhotu.
by FreeSeatUpgrade on Jul 28, 2008 8:37 PM PDT reply actions
But the 7 Ks seem good
When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!
by WaddellCanseco on Jul 28, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
A two-pitch (primarily) pitcher with a straight fastball - ick
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
A's now have to score 4 more runs...yeah, ok
Love the Lansford Stache! LOVE IT DAMN IT.
by Langerhans4Pres on Jul 28, 2008 8:37 PM PDT reply actions
This Gordon guy would look good in our lineup
When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!
He's the 2nd George Brett
they wish…
"I never predict anything, and I never will." Paul Gascoigne, English footballer
by One won lost won on Jul 28, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
He did a pretty good imitation there
When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!
by WaddellCanseco on Jul 28, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
The Gorton's guy would look good in our lineup, fishsticks in the postgame
spread might be good too.
by theblackpearl on Jul 28, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I know he's made mistakes,
but I vote that we trust the Gorton’s Fisherman.
Can Magic Sprinkles Now!!! --Monkeyball
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 28, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Suddenly I don't care if I get my cable back tonight....
Oh wait, yes I do care. Frickin’ cable company…..
There's no crying in baseball!

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