Open Game Thread - Game 103: A's vs. Rangers (cont.)
by monkeyball on Jul 26, 2008 3:09 PM PDT
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I think yesterday Embree's price went down (again)
"Dispatch knuckleheadedness with Bond-like aplomb." –74mk
To what?
When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!
by WaddellCanseco on Jul 26, 2008 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I just see
Embree, Street, Crosby, etc. on a grocery store shelf, with the price tags continually marked down….
Big orange sticker on Embree’s forehead “PRICED TO SELL”
If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 26, 2008 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm just wondering
what it’s going to cost us to get rid of him.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
It seems like
LaRoche for Street is all set to go now that Blake was traded!
Beating LAA or wherever the fu*k they are, Priceless!
Can we bring
“Joey” with us to this thread?
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
Yo
I’m assuming you’re going to be very disappointed when you find out that I’m a 24-year-old lifelong dude without a rack. But! You may be happy to know that you can see plenty of pictures just like the one I posted on hotchickswithdouchebags.com.
Wow, that sounded like a spam ad.
Ryan Sweeney: I probably irrationally embraced him before you did.
I know tabithia...
I’ve just giving you a hard time. How tall are you?
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
WOW!
I was RIGHT when I guessed the guy in the middle was a douchebag!
Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows
Sorry, getting called a douchebag brings me back to my youth
Ryan Sweeney: I probably irrationally embraced him before you did.
So, you WERE the guy in the middle?
Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows
porn starlet.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
Bingo bango
I’m with DB1, it hasn’t gotten any better than Librarian Hott.
Ryan Sweeney: I probably irrationally embraced him before you did.
Okay...
The hand on her butt… her’s? His?
The guy in the back needs a bra, bra.
Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows
It looks like someone attached that chain around his neck
to his nipples and dragged him around for a few hours. Or, he breast fed his child.
Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows
Nipple rings
should be a strictly female adornment.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
+1
unless you’re a gay masochist.
If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 26, 2008 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Not that there's anything wrong with that
When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!
by WaddellCanseco on Jul 26, 2008 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Need to be identifiable
to the tops.
If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 26, 2008 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions
That is,
I’ll admit, assuming all masochists are bottoms, which might not be true. But I can’t imagine too many masochist tops…
If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 26, 2008 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Dallas Braden's don't look bad.
But this guy…? Yuck. His torso looks like Danny Bonaduce’s.
Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows
Til the child was 12
And 340 pounds.
Ryan Sweeney: I probably irrationally embraced him before you did.
Especially Shifty Shellshock on the left, there
To his barber: “What can you do to make me look more like a douchier Flea?”
Ryan Sweeney: I probably irrationally embraced him before you did.
Well he hit the ball hard but no luck for Emil
When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!
OK, NEW new AN Saturday policy
Back to ignoring and mocking Emil.
Who needs competence as long as everyone smiles? @('.')@
Done
When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!
by WaddellCanseco on Jul 26, 2008 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Some things never go out of style.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
Cotroneo mentioned that Thomas and MSweeney
might be activated soon, to “bring reinforcements over the hill”
might be more accurate to say that such reinforcements are “over the hill”
hey, the A's have only struck out once today...
and have walked 3 times. They should be winning, shouldn’t they?
Foolsh, the most insane regular poster on AN since oaktoon left - salb
oh well, BoCro struck out swinging while I was typing...
2 K’s… course, the games not over yet. They could still get to 10, I guess.
Foolsh, the most insane regular poster on AN since oaktoon left - salb
by FoolshGame22 on Jul 26, 2008 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Working right now and attempting to keep tabs on the game
BoCroSombrero yet?
Green Hulk Fists
by oaklandSMASH on Jul 26, 2008 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions
And no doubt Texas will
Oh..wait, you meant the A’s? Bwaaaa
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
Cotroneo
Earlier he mentioned that the “Bases are loaded for Crosby” as if his mom had just set dinner out on the table and Bobby was gonna eat. Bahhhhh
"Not in your wildest alcoholic nightmare would you ever imagine such events unfolding!" Bill King
I'm glad Cotroneo is never on mlb.tv
When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!
by WaddellCanseco on Jul 26, 2008 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions
He's improved
I don’t mind him. He works well with Kenko, IMO
"Not in your wildest alcoholic nightmare would you ever imagine such events unfolding!" Bill King
by Buck Turgidson on Jul 26, 2008 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions
He has?
When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!
by WaddellCanseco on Jul 26, 2008 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Better than Fosse
"Not in your wildest alcoholic nightmare would you ever imagine such events unfolding!" Bill King
by Buck Turgidson on Jul 26, 2008 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I guess that's progress
When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!
by WaddellCanseco on Jul 26, 2008 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I wish Crosby was never on mlb.tv
"Not in your wildest alcoholic nightmare would you ever imagine such events unfolding!" Bill King
by Buck Turgidson on Jul 26, 2008 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I wouldn't mind if he were playing for the opponent
When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!
by WaddellCanseco on Jul 26, 2008 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
We got this one
we’re only down 6..we got two innings—-c’mon guy!
Yay!!!!
If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico
You're killing my negativity buzz
"Not in your wildest alcoholic nightmare would you ever imagine such events unfolding!" Bill King
by Buck Turgidson on Jul 26, 2008 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Yay!!!!
Go A’s!!!!
Yay!!!!
If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 26, 2008 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Ha
I have to be sufficiently angry to get on a game thread usually
but my optimism bubble has officially burst
"Not in your wildest alcoholic nightmare would you ever imagine such events unfolding!" Bill King
by Buck Turgidson on Jul 26, 2008 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Only when the Rangers are batting.
When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!
by WaddellCanseco on Jul 26, 2008 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
KK and Ray
discuss grooming habits.
If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico
I want one of those Supercuts buzzcuts
When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!
by WaddellCanseco on Jul 26, 2008 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions
So does Jennifer.
If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 26, 2008 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I am seriously considering cutting all my hair off.
If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 26, 2008 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Mine made the decision for me
When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!
by WaddellCanseco on Jul 26, 2008 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I did it yesterday.
If I would have known it was free…
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
I was just discussing this with my roommate
I could wear a hat for the next 4 months, what the hell.
Ryan Sweeney: I probably irrationally embraced him before you did.
If you shave your head
you’ll only know if your head is okay for it or not. A buzz cut though…eh, no big deal.
I might consider keeping my head shaved if I could keep it from breaking out. Plus, women don’t normally like it.
If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 26, 2008 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I try and keep my hair buzzed
all summer. Just because I’m lazy. Love combing my hair with a towel.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
it's significantly easier, most def.
I just don’t have any good clippers…either my ex took them or I sold them when I left CA…
If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 26, 2008 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions
It's a big commitment
And I’ve never had it done before. Then again, I ain’t got nobody to impress.
Ryan Sweeney: I probably irrationally embraced him before you did.
A's and Rangers
Were skeptical hitting and pitching meets, exceptional hitting.
All Games and Comments are Subject to Blackout
Why do they tease us?
If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico
Yay Jack!
(gives Murton dirty look)
When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!
Hannahan must feel the
cold hand of Billy Beane reaching out to touch someone.
Evil is near Jack. Very near.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
anyone else getting weird modulations on MLB audio?
Who needs competence as long as everyone smiles? @('.')@
Careful. You might get brainwashed.
When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!
by WaddellCanseco on Jul 26, 2008 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions
you wearing your tin foil hat?
If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 26, 2008 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions
No more than usual
There’s always a weird sound like a metal whisk in a metal bowl, but I usually don’t hear it unless I have the volume all the way up.
"Dispatch knuckleheadedness with Bond-like aplomb." –74mk
pinball DP
If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico
Well, this should be all over shortly.
Will we ever win again?
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
We won once this week ,didn't we?
I think…
If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 26, 2008 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Hamilton's just a beast.
If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico
Ellie feels the evil hand
of Beane fixing to extend also.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
Does BB
have one good hand and one evil hand?
If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 26, 2008 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions
No balls
and two strikes. The A’s summed up right there.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
Email popped it up to end the game.
Blech.
If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico
That was... well, that was ugly
Thanks anyway, Duke.
Ryan Sweeney: I probably irrationally embraced him before you did.
Dear Billy,
I liked my life a lot more when this team was good.
Sincerely,
A’s fans everywhere
Finished with my woman 'cause she couldn't help me with my mind...
They look like they'll win it a few times in the coming years
When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!
by WaddellCanseco on Jul 26, 2008 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Over the past few years, Mariners fans rooted for us
to beat the Angels. Is that how we’re going to be with the Rangers now?
"Dispatch knuckleheadedness with Bond-like aplomb." –74mk
It must be.
The Mariners are the only team more pathetic than us.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
Personally
I’m rooting for the cubbies or the Brew Crew to win the World Series now…...screw the Angels, Red Sox, Yankees, everyone else etc…
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