Open Game Thread - Game 103: A's vs. Rangers
Texas Rangers at Oakland Athletics, Jul 26, 2008 1:05 PM PDT
Grrrrrrrrreat -- after last night's
, the A's hitters (who broke out for one whole inning against Padilla) get to face ... a rookie left-hander whom none of the A's have seen before. A rookie left-hander who doesn't throw very hard and has a plus changeup. Grrrrrrrrreat. So if you hitters could go on ahead and come in on Saturday, that'd be grrrrrrrrreat. Mmmkay? 
Interesting lineup Geren rolls out today vs. Matt Harrison: I don't disagree at all with sitting Cust ... or even with DH'ing Emil. Starting Gonzalez instead of Sweeney (or, rather, starting Rajai instead of letting both Sweeney and Gonzalez play) seems a mite odd, seeing as how well Sweeney has been swinging the bat overall, and how poor Gonzalez has looked against offspeed stuff from lefties, but ... whatev.
Fortunately, we've got Duke -- he of the 1.78 ERA and 0.89 WHIP -- starting. Expect the Rangers to be swinging, and swinging hard -- Duke, as we know, is always right around the plate, and basically does not walk any of the current Rangers hitters for his career. Watch out for Michael Young (who is a preposterous 10/19 off Duke lifetime, albeit mostly singles) and, of course, the "Risk Twins" (Bradley and Hamilton).
And, of course, since today's game starts at a normal time ... what would be more normal under the Selig Regime than for the game to not be televised? I'll reconstruct the events for the postgame recap from the teletype machine. FU, Bud.
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as will I
In the absence of visual stimulus, I will picture Sawdust Bud’s greasy grimace on the front of every ball the A’s batters hit.
Who needs competence as long as everyone smiles? @('.')@
oh my! rushes to tv
heh, Mcarver just said something like…’as you know there are only two sun fields in the major leagues, here at Fenway and at Wrigley Park’ no others.
alaska A
I did not know that
When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!
by WaddellCanseco on Jul 26, 2008 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Jeff?
Get out of my record collection.
If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 26, 2008 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Do you have Henry the Human Fly, Akbar?
I still think his first was his best. “Wheely Down” is … magnificently morbid.
Who needs competence as long as everyone smiles? @('.')@
LOL, Morbid is perfect
If you were going to hang yourself in the closet, what music would you play?
If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 26, 2008 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions
My first thought was something by Nirvana
but I think that’s reactive to his (or her) own suicide. I’m not sure now. I don’t want my death soundtrack to be downgraded because it’s based not on pure emotion, but on pop culture happenstance…
If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 26, 2008 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions
"Wheely Down" always sounds to me like a soundtrack to this

Who needs competence as long as everyone smiles? @('.')@
I like your style,
but I’ll take the Grunewald altar. Excuse my lack of umlauts. I’ve never learned the keyboard trick…
If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 26, 2008 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions
You could watch the Cubs
continue to waste great performances by Harden. Another 10 K effort and they lost the lead. Len and Bob were going on and on about how Harden has had 10 K’s in each of his three Cubs starts, and only had 2 in his career with Oakland. I wonder why? Maybe because pitching in the NL is easy? Look at Sabathia. I don’t even think he’s broken a sweat throwing 3 straight complete games.
Might as well Jump! - Van Halen
stop the presses
Fosse is about to interview Conrad about how excited he was to get his first MLB hit…
Sweeney and Cust not in lineup?
Dumb.
"With 16-year-old Dominican righty Michel Inoa in tow, Gio Gonzalez improving at Triple-A and lefty Brett Anderson carving up Double-Abatters along with Simmons and Trevor Cahill, Oakland’s pitching depthis officially the envy of baseball." - BaseballAmerica.com
They're not Lou Gehrig
When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!
by WaddellCanseco on Jul 26, 2008 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions
ugh
watching the sox/yanks pregame drivel on Fox makes me want to make a pencil disappear.
(in my ear)
Enthusiasm!
Like a good masochist convert….here I am!
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
Sadly, the A's
take exception with that statement. But third place is good….right?
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
No third place is not good. First place is good.
When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!
by WaddellCanseco on Jul 26, 2008 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm getting this on mlb.tv. Korach and Fosse.
When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!
Suzuki batting 3rd
The sad part is it actually sort of makes sense.
"Dispatch knuckleheadedness with Bond-like aplomb." –74mk
almost enough for me to forgive him for the black jerseys
Almost.
Who needs competence as long as everyone smiles? @('.')@
They are indeed horrendous.
When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!
by WaddellCanseco on Jul 26, 2008 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions
there should be a rule in MLB
that no team be able to run out a lineup with that much suck in it.
Gonzalez, De Los Santos, Anderson, Cahill, Simmons...the best rotation in baseball....in, uh 2010.
We'd have to forfeit.
When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!
by WaddellCanseco on Jul 26, 2008 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions
good point
Gonzalez, De Los Santos, Anderson, Cahill, Simmons...the best rotation in baseball....in, uh 2010.
Indians acquired Anthony Reyes for Luis Perdomo
Their second very good deal of the day.
When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!
Active trading season this year
Seems like the wires are much busier. Hopefully Billy can swing another one. Just to have something to cheer about.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
Indeed
When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!
by WaddellCanseco on Jul 26, 2008 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions
you think they'll flip Reyes?
They don’t seem to have much use for him right now.
Who needs competence as long as everyone smiles? @('.')@
Their rotation seems really iffy
Lee
Laffey
Carmona?
Sowers?
Westbrook?
Huff?
Miller?
Scott Lewis?
Byrd is FA after this year
Lofgren doesn’t seem ready
Reyes could be a rotation stalwart very quickly. Also if the best offer for him was Perdomo, he probably doesn’t have much trade value.
When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!
by WaddellCanseco on Jul 26, 2008 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Patrol Craft seems to be improving his plate discipline
Who needs competence as long as everyone smiles? @('.')@
That's his 10th BB with 170 AB
Isn’t that really bad?
When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!
by WaddellCanseco on Jul 26, 2008 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions
yes, it is
But: that makes 6 walks in his last 7 games.
(And, yes, that means before the last week, he was simply awful.)
Who needs competence as long as everyone smiles? @('.')@
Right. That is an improvement.
When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!
by WaddellCanseco on Jul 26, 2008 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Thought I heard some pregame radio suggestion
that Sweeney has some “minor” ache which is keeping nhim out today. Didin’t hear the whole discussion, though.
Those were the reasons and that was New York, we were running for the money and the flesh.
by FreeSeatUpgrade on Jul 26, 2008 1:18 PM PDT reply actions
Per Korach just now
swollen pinkh finger and achy breaky knee
Those were the reasons and that was New York, we were running for the money and the flesh.
by FreeSeatUpgrade on Jul 26, 2008 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions
does his knee
qualify him to get some of that Hannah Montana scratch?
If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 26, 2008 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Right, thanks
Those were the reasons and that was New York, we were running for the money and the flesh.
by FreeSeatUpgrade on Jul 26, 2008 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions
We gon git them
Rangers today.
If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico
I almost made the drive down to see the team this weekend.
Almost. Lew, I hope you’re listening.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
He likes the part about being willing to drive
Those were the reasons and that was New York, we were running for the money and the flesh.
by FreeSeatUpgrade on Jul 26, 2008 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions
given the cost of gas and the general political tenor of the times ...
... I wonder if a public-shaming campaign might be effective in forcing Crywolffisher to at least make blandishments in the direction of public transit.
Who needs competence as long as everyone smiles? @('.')@
Only if it were directed
at the corporate saviors they’re counting on. Cisco’s probably more responsive to being portrayed as earth-warming greedheads than is Wolffish.
Those were the reasons and that was New York, we were running for the money and the flesh.
by FreeSeatUpgrade on Jul 26, 2008 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm fairly certain Fremont
goes through as is or doesn’t go at all.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
I agree
Those were the reasons and that was New York, we were running for the money and the flesh.
by FreeSeatUpgrade on Jul 26, 2008 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions
This offense is so bad
I’m almost glad it’s not on TV locally…it’s nevers as bad if the suck is just described to you, rather than having to watch. In fact, without Sweeney in there, we just might have the worst offense in the game (although the RS column might say we’re only the third worst)
Gonzalez, De Los Santos, Anderson, Cahill, Simmons...the best rotation in baseball....in, uh 2010.
tv
Im a little confused, but this is being broadcast on tvants. You can watch the game if you download the free app.
tvants://list.tvants.com/tvants/?k=a7c40309765092eb833eb6fce9138509
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
Ya I was surprised to see it on mlb.tv as well. Not that I'm complaining.
When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!
by WaddellCanseco on Jul 26, 2008 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Yah, I checked it out.
what a rare deal to have mlbtv and the radio feed with Kenko let alone defying all odds against the blackout. but i am not gonna stick around, such a waste.
alaska A
He wanted to walk Emil, but Emil wasn't going to let him get away with it
When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!
Perseverence.
It’s what I like about Emil. At least he has a plan.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
Please Crosby..go away.
"With 16-year-old Dominican righty Michel Inoa in tow, Gio Gonzalez improving at Triple-A and lefty Brett Anderson carving up Double-Abatters along with Simmons and Trevor Cahill, Oakland’s pitching depthis officially the envy of baseball." - BaseballAmerica.com
we could take up a collection
If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 26, 2008 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions
AAAIIIIIIGGGHHH!
Sun factor of 10 today? Shit, I’m putting up the blackout blinds.
Who needs competence as long as everyone smiles? @('.')@
Don't you own a pre-stocked underground bunker for this kind of thing?
Those were the reasons and that was New York, we were running for the money and the flesh.
by FreeSeatUpgrade on Jul 26, 2008 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions
That's night here, BTW
If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 26, 2008 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions
They have good memories.
I’m doubtful that they would be hesitant to run him upon provocation. I wish they would. No doubt in my mind he’ll be the one that hurts us in the game today.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
You know,
if you combined our pitching with the Rangers offense, we would be unstoppable.
If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico
Our offense for the Rangers offense.
Make it happen, Billy.
When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!
by WaddellCanseco on Jul 26, 2008 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions
NO, KK, no!
No Cy Young for F-Rod! No! Bad Korach!
(smacks Korach on snout with rolled up newspaper)
If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico
I would never have thought of Francisco either.
I wouldn’t be surprised by a late season run by Beckett or Lackey
When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!
by WaddellCanseco on Jul 26, 2008 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't wanna hear about that asshat
on the radio when we’re not playing them, unless it’s about how he blew a lead.
If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 26, 2008 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions
damn
already?
If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 26, 2008 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Crap
Those were the reasons and that was New York, we were running for the money and the flesh.
by FreeSeatUpgrade on Jul 26, 2008 1:34 PM PDT reply actions
Since I'm enjoying a media
blackout, I’m left guessing that the Rangers scored? Guess I saved myself some agony and gas money.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
what's about the radio?
If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 26, 2008 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm in the central valley,
So I’m truly blessed with 100 degree’s plus and a complete media blackout. With this team, it could be worse.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
Isn't there a Fresno affiliate?
Seem to remember seeing one last time I checked the A’s radio network list.
Those were the reasons and that was New York, we were running for the money and the flesh.
by FreeSeatUpgrade on Jul 26, 2008 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions
None currently that I know of.
I’ve looked. On occasion ESPN afilliate will carry a game. No such luck today.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
email me.
my profile.
If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 26, 2008 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions
It will take a while.
I’m on a laptop without email set up. I’ll do it from my home comp.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
It looks like you are correct.
I’m getting the game on 1550. Thanks! I think….
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
Game over.
"With 16-year-old Dominican righty Michel Inoa in tow, Gio Gonzalez improving at Triple-A and lefty Brett Anderson carving up Double-Abatters along with Simmons and Trevor Cahill, Oakland’s pitching depthis officially the envy of baseball." - BaseballAmerica.com
If Gameday is to be believed
Duke’s really leaving some balls up there to get whacked.
Those were the reasons and that was New York, we were running for the money and the flesh.
by FreeSeatUpgrade on Jul 26, 2008 1:35 PM PDT reply actions
Looks that way to me too
When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!
by WaddellCanseco on Jul 26, 2008 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Hannahan has not
given up. That was a nice AB.
If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico
Yay Jack!
That was a very good AB
When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!
Not a good day for Gaudin and Harden
Harden doesn’t get the win and Gaudin in line for the loss in 12.
All Games and Comments are Subject to Blackout
probably makes them feel like they
never left oakland.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
Sounds like the Harden thing
unfolded a bit “weird”—he had 10Ks and only pitched 5 innings…
If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 26, 2008 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions
at a pitch over his head
Foolsh, the most insane regular poster on AN since oaktoon left - salb
by FoolshGame22 on Jul 26, 2008 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions
And a pathetic swing at that.
When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!
by WaddellCanseco on Jul 26, 2008 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Crosby tried to eff it up
but Bankston saved it.
If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico
He hasn't quit, either.
So we’ve got effort from
Hannahan
Bankston
Murton
so far…of course, they are playing for a job…
If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico
Crosby?
When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!
by WaddellCanseco on Jul 26, 2008 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Cust and Sweeney have totally sat down on the job today
Just as I could have predicted.
Who needs competence as long as everyone smiles? @('.')@
Those bastards...
It’s like they’re not even playing.
If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 26, 2008 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Hee
When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!
by WaddellCanseco on Jul 26, 2008 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Should we match them up in a gladiator fight to the death
to give them some incentive?
When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!
by WaddellCanseco on Jul 26, 2008 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Let'ds tie their hands together
give one of them a metal-mesh blanket, the other a trident and give them a green alien to fight over.
If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 26, 2008 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions
"Dudes, nuts, they're robots!"
“Robots? Let’s rock!”
Ryan Sweeney: I probably irrationally embraced him before you did.
What the crap?
I tune in, and the A’s are already down 3?
Et tu, Justin Duchscherer?
Ryan Sweeney: I probably irrationally embraced him before you did.
Certe
If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 26, 2008 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Patrol Craft
Four straight games with a walk. We may be seeing a big step forward in his development.
McCarver should add Oakland to his list of sun fields
When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!
McCarver should
choke to death on a piece of pulled pork.
If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 26, 2008 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Mmmm....pulled pork sounds good to me right now.
When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!
by WaddellCanseco on Jul 26, 2008 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Let's hope it
sounds good to McCarver. And Buck.
If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 26, 2008 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions
eh, he's already dying slowly of hair-dye poisoning
Who needs competence as long as everyone smiles? @('.')@
is there any way
that we can advance the process
If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 26, 2008 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Ellis is agressive at the plate.
With the same predictable results. Sad.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
Fukudome strikes out swinging to end the game in 12.
Marlins 3
Cubs 2
by SwisherThresher on Jul 26, 2008 1:56 PM PDT reply actions
Sounds like he's mailing it in.
When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!
by WaddellCanseco on Jul 26, 2008 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice!
At least some of the A’s realize that a bat is more than a visual prop!
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
Milto's gone.
Shocking.
If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico
The world is agin 'im
When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!
by WaddellCanseco on Jul 26, 2008 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions
there's proof
If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 26, 2008 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I got my wish.
It’s all up to Hamilton now. He’s a nice guy!
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
(spike his Gatorade)
If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 26, 2008 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Emil did his part to GIDP.
Young screwed it up. But maybe he knows he can count on Bobby.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
It would have probably been a play at 3B at best
When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!
by WaddellCanseco on Jul 26, 2008 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait...
Young backhands, takes eye off the ball, trying to go to get the runner at third, bobbles it…
Didn’t we just play this game?
facepalm.jpg
Hmm.
Who’s that knocking?
If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico
land shark?
When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!
by WaddellCanseco on Jul 26, 2008 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Unicef..
Unicef, Ma’am.
If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 26, 2008 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions
That would be pretty cool
I hope the Rolling Stones come to my door and sing that.
When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!
by WaddellCanseco on Jul 26, 2008 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions
If you gots the blow and the Jack Daniels...
... they gots the music.
Ryan Sweeney: I probably irrationally embraced him before you did.
I thought it was
gonna be “Dancing in the Street” with Bowie, which may be the gayest thing ever made. It’s gayer than gay porn.
If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 26, 2008 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Naw
that was mostly Jagger in that….um, video.
If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 26, 2008 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Is Vince
an optimist or stupid?
“Crosby looking for his first ever Grand Slam…”
If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico
Well it's true. He is looking for it.
When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!
by WaddellCanseco on Jul 26, 2008 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Optomistaclly stupid maybe?
Game is actually on the radio here. Whatever the A’s have is apparently contagious. The Rangers are doomed.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
nuh-uh
Robots aren’t susceptible to bacterial infections
Who needs competence as long as everyone smiles? @('.')@
Both
Emil and Bobby tried to hit in DPs…crappy Rangers D is stronger than crappy A’s O….
If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 26, 2008 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Yay Bob!
Blalock had no play anyway. Baltimore Bob chop.
When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!
You know what, Bobby?
You still deserve an F-bomb.
Who needs competence as long as everyone smiles? @('.')@
Agreed.
If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 26, 2008 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Alright, what I miss?
AHHHH! I left the stove on!!!
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by LiZaRdReVoLuTiOn on Jul 26, 2008 2:03 PM PDT reply actions
Rangers gave the A's about 8 outs that inning
Who needs competence as long as everyone smiles? @('.')@
Which was only just enough
When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!
by WaddellCanseco on Jul 26, 2008 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Matt Murton is caca
Your 2008 Oakland A's: Like Menudo, only younger.
by ElephantsInChitown on Jul 26, 2008 2:05 PM PDT reply actions
He tries hard, tho
If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 26, 2008 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions
You mean Kaka?
When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!
by WaddellCanseco on Jul 26, 2008 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Dude, he wishes he was Ricardo Kaka!! That guy is wicked!
AHHHH! I left the stove on!!!
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by LiZaRdReVoLuTiOn on Jul 26, 2008 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Franz Kafka?
If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 26, 2008 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions
As Matt Murton awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a monstrous vermin.
Those were the reasons and that was New York, we were running for the money and the flesh.
by FreeSeatUpgrade on Jul 26, 2008 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions
whew!
At least he wasn’t transformed into a monstrous Fermin.
Who needs competence as long as everyone smiles? @('.')@
Please tell me that someone on here watched Home Movies
Ryan Sweeney: I probably irrationally embraced him before you did.
totally!! I love that show!
AHHHH! I left the stove on!!!
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by LiZaRdReVoLuTiOn on Jul 26, 2008 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions
That's alright. We're the only cool ones here!
AHHHH! I left the stove on!!!
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by LiZaRdReVoLuTiOn on Jul 26, 2008 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Agreed
And for the hell of it, my favorite moment:
McGuirk cursing
Ryan Sweeney: I probably irrationally embraced him before you did.
Bring Buck back!!
AHHHH! I left the stove on!!!
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by LiZaRdReVoLuTiOn on Jul 26, 2008 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Make Buck remember how to play baseball!
Ryan Sweeney: I probably irrationally embraced him before you did.
Screw you.
AHHHH! I left the stove on!!!
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by LiZaRdReVoLuTiOn on Jul 26, 2008 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Awwwww
I was jus’ kiddin’. I love me some Buck.
Ryan Sweeney: I probably irrationally embraced him before you did.
That's more like it!
AHHHH! I left the stove on!!!
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by LiZaRdReVoLuTiOn on Jul 26, 2008 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Where does Buck play when Frank and Mike return?
When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!
by WaddellCanseco on Jul 26, 2008 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions
We could do w/out Cust kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk's!
AHHHH! I left the stove on!!!
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by LiZaRdReVoLuTiOn on Jul 26, 2008 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions
No. I like Cust.
He’s our best hitter. I think we’d do without Frank and Mike.
When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!
by WaddellCanseco on Jul 26, 2008 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions
We could also do w/out Davis and DFA.
AHHHH! I left the stove on!!!
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by LiZaRdReVoLuTiOn on Jul 26, 2008 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Right but they're bench players. I'd want Buck to start.
When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!
by WaddellCanseco on Jul 26, 2008 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions
That's truebut what if Cust keeps sucking?
AHHHH! I left the stove on!!!
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by LiZaRdReVoLuTiOn on Jul 26, 2008 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions
He'd have to suck another month before I made a move
He’s half-Babe and half-Neifi. Neifi’d have to take over for 2 months in a row for me to be worried.
When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!
by WaddellCanseco on Jul 26, 2008 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions
It's not like Olde Sweeney was playing much when he was healthy, anyway
The A’s have been benching fools liberally this season. Only Frank and MaEl are impervious.
Ryan Sweeney: I probably irrationally embraced him before you did.
We've had our one inning of offense.
So we still lose 3-2?
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
that was fast...
I just looked at all the new comments and the Rangers are done with their half of the 4th.
Yes. Duke is speedy.
When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!
by WaddellCanseco on Jul 26, 2008 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I do have to say ...
... CacaBoCro does have excellent range to his left, and makes the throw while moving to his left very well. (He also tends to overestimate those skills, though, and often makes inadvisable throws in that situation.)
Who needs competence as long as everyone smiles? @('.')@
Really? To me he seems terrible up the middle and good in the hole.
When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!
by WaddellCanseco on Jul 26, 2008 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm I the only
one who is deeply disturbed by this?
If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico
I feel good about this game
We’re only down by one. Our pitcher seems like he’s getting it together while theirs is wearing down. One of their better hitters is already out of the game. And we’ve actually got a couple of plausible pinch hitters on the bench for a change.
"Dispatch knuckleheadedness with Bond-like aplomb." –74mk
A great, great moment
Not surpassed, but perhaps matched by the Wizard’s Baker
Ryan Sweeney: I probably irrationally embraced him before you did.
Yay Rajai!
I should have done that after he walked.
When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!
After last night's game,
I watched 300 again, and instantly felt better. It must have been all the head wackings.
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Hey Kim, it's Liz from MySpace!!
AHHHH! I left the stove on!!!
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by LiZaRdReVoLuTiOn on Jul 26, 2008 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions
No Sweeney today:(
AHHHH! I left the stove on!!!
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by LiZaRdReVoLuTiOn on Jul 26, 2008 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I got the same results from liver-withering amounts of drinking
Giving up 14 runs did not sit well with me.
Ryan Sweeney: I probably irrationally embraced him before you did.
You may question my integrity
But never my grammar.
Ryan Sweeney: I probably irrationally embraced him before you did.
Harden pitched another gemtoday , 10Ks in 5IP
I have a sneaking suspicion that Harden will remain healthy this year. Too bad Beane didn’t have faith, and sold him short. The Harden trade really sealed the season.
I think what sealed the season was using the DL even more than they did during 2007
That sort of, y’know, killed any chances whatsoever.
Ryan Sweeney: I probably irrationally embraced him before you did.
+1
If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 26, 2008 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions
They've had injuries issues since 2006, but they won that year because of depth
The last two years, they didn’t have depth and it showed. Something has do be done about the injurie issues. Otherwise it will happen next year, and year after year
I can agree with the idea that they need to address injury concerns
But they haven’t had anything close to the injury issues they’ve had these last 2 years. I mean, they tied the record for uses of the DL last year, and they’re going to break that record this year.
Ryan Sweeney: I probably irrationally embraced him before you did.
thats hardly a gem
He needs to go 6+ innings a game
HELMET: Sandurz, what's going on?
SANDURZ: It's Mega Maid. She's gone from suck to
blow!
It's not even a quality start.
More like a really awesome middle relief appearance.
When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!
by WaddellCanseco on Jul 26, 2008 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I laughed at that, and I'm not entirely sure why
Ryan Sweeney: I probably irrationally embraced him before you did.
Oooo
It’s alive!
If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 26, 2008 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions
You must not be talking about the A's offense.
Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows
Two runs not enough for you?
Boy you’re a tough audience.
When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!
by WaddellCanseco on Jul 26, 2008 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd be happy with 2 runs if the other people had zero.
Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows
I agree. It's all Duke's fault.
When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!
by WaddellCanseco on Jul 26, 2008 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Would you feel safe
with that awesome set-up/closer Embree/Street combo?
If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 26, 2008 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Only if I felt like losing.
Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows
Apparently,
if it’s the third, we can score. The other eight, not so much. But the third inning is the free-score zone.
If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 26, 2008 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Jennifer knows how to make an entrance
When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!
by WaddellCanseco on Jul 26, 2008 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I threw glitter when I yelled RAWR!!
Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows
Laser lights? Smoke?
When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!
by WaddellCanseco on Jul 26, 2008 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Awesome
When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!
by WaddellCanseco on Jul 26, 2008 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Shocking. Isn't it?
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
Yeah! Bradley's temper usually doesn't show up til mid season in his second year with the team.
And this year he’s already had a share of problems; trying to murder the Royals TV announcer for one, and refusing to play the outfield the entire year (or at least the begining of the year).
facepalm.jpg
Dude, he was just trying to talk to the guy
That’s what it means when you run like a maniac up 3 flights of stairs.
Ryan Sweeney: I probably irrationally embraced him before you did.
Yes, he pointed out that the world is against him
When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!
by WaddellCanseco on Jul 26, 2008 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions
and there's proof
....I’m experiencing deja vu…
If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 26, 2008 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Again?
When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!
by WaddellCanseco on Jul 26, 2008 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions
The whole fucking world's against us, dude. I swear to God.
Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows
You can't swear to God. He's against us.
When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!
by WaddellCanseco on Jul 26, 2008 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions
sure I'll take a shot in the mouth
if it gets me down the road a couple hundred miles.
If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 26, 2008 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Got to.
...It’s the code, right?
If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 26, 2008 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Young looked like Crosby there.
When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!
I wonder if the Rangers would notice
if we switched them?
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
Ha!
Planned on driving up to the bay area from So. Cal today for a game and coming back tomorrow, I wanted to catch two games..but driving up there for only one game, well …thats a little out of the question, that is of course this is the playoffs
When was that?
When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!
by WaddellCanseco on Jul 26, 2008 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions
wow
that guy’s pretty good.
If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico
We should have IBB'd him.
When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!
by WaddellCanseco on Jul 26, 2008 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I told you it would be up to Hamilton.
He’s really not a nice guy at all.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
I've heard he's addicted to drugs
If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 26, 2008 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions
And A's pitching.
No known cure for the latter.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
Wow.
Let’s hope that one’s not spreading. It’s the only thing we got…
If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 26, 2008 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, and "nice story" or not, will someone please give Josh Hamilton some crack
or let him and Hannahan go out and become Drinkin Buddies?
I don’t want this guy in the AL West anymore.
facepalm.jpg
I thought he preferred heroin
When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!
by WaddellCanseco on Jul 26, 2008 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions
He was.
Junkie.
If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 26, 2008 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions
as much as it sucks for Duke to be giving up runs
If his ERA regresses a bit maybe he’ll be easier to resign
HELMET: Sandurz, what's going on?
SANDURZ: It's Mega Maid. She's gone from suck to
blow!
We want him to resign?
If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 26, 2008 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions
are you joking?
HELMET: Sandurz, what's going on?
SANDURZ: It's Mega Maid. She's gone from suck to
blow!
He's referring to "resign" as opposed to "re-sign"
I’ve made that mistake before, too, and Nico, the smartass that he is, made sure to mock me.
Ryan Sweeney: I probably irrationally embraced him before you did.
What would you re-sign him for?
It would probably take 5/$50M and I wouldn’t do that.
When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!
by WaddellCanseco on Jul 26, 2008 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I knew our guys wouldn't
stand for losing 3-2. I have faith.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
Emil?
If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico
That is what a real hitter looks like
Didn’t Michael Young make the statement that he was more talented than A-Rod.
Go Emil
Why Emil? Why?
Bases loaded….and you try your best to gidp. Solo shots you’re good with.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
Is socially acceptable
If I am forced to have to watch the stupid Yankees and Red Sox game but pretend its really the A’s vs Rangers game and blog along side you guys?

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