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Open Game Thread - Game 103: A's vs. Rangers

Texas Rangers at Oakland Athletics, Jul 26, 2008 1:05 PM PDT


Grrrrrrrrreat -- after last night's 2ugli_medium Finnish_lapphunds_medium, the A's hitters (who broke out for one whole inning against Padilla) get to face ... a rookie left-hander whom none of the A's have seen before. A rookie left-hander who doesn't throw very hard and has a plus changeup. Grrrrrrrrreat. So if you hitters could go on ahead and come in on Saturday, that'd be grrrrrrrrreat. Mmmkay? Lumbergh1_medium

Interesting lineup Geren rolls out today vs. Matt Harrison: I don't disagree at all with sitting Cust ... or even with DH'ing Emil. Starting Gonzalez instead of Sweeney (or, rather, starting Rajai instead of letting both Sweeney and Gonzalez play) seems a mite odd, seeing as how well Sweeney has been swinging the bat overall, and how poor Gonzalez has looked against offspeed stuff from lefties, but ... whatev.

Fortunately, we've got Duke -- he of the 1.78 ERA and 0.89 WHIP -- starting. Expect the Rangers to be swinging, and swinging hard -- Duke, as we know, is always right around the plate, and basically does not walk any of the current Rangers hitters for his career. Watch out for Michael Young (who is a preposterous 10/19 off Duke lifetime, albeit mostly singles) and, of course, the "Risk Twins" (Bradley and Hamilton).

And, of course, since today's game starts at a normal time ... what would be more normal under the Selig Regime than for the game to not be televised? I'll reconstruct the events for the postgame recap from the teletype machine. FU, Bud.



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as will I

In the absence of visual stimulus, I will picture Sawdust Bud’s greasy grimace on the front of every ball the A’s batters hit.

Who needs competence as long as everyone smiles? @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jul 26, 2008 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh my! rushes to tv

heh, Mcarver just said something like…’as you know there are only two sun fields in the major leagues, here at Fenway and at Wrigley Park’ no others.

alaska A

by ak_A on Jul 26, 2008 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did not know that

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 26, 2008 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

the sun never shines on the poor

Who needs competence as long as everyone smiles? @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jul 26, 2008 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jeff?

Get out of my record collection.

If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 26, 2008 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you have Henry the Human Fly, Akbar?

I still think his first was his best. “Wheely Down” is … magnificently morbid.

Who needs competence as long as everyone smiles? @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jul 26, 2008 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, Morbid is perfect

If you were going to hang yourself in the closet, what music would you play?

If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 26, 2008 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Ironic"

Who needs competence as long as everyone smiles? @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jul 26, 2008 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

My first thought was something by Nirvana

but I think that’s reactive to his (or her) own suicide. I’m not sure now. I don’t want my death soundtrack to be downgraded because it’s based not on pure emotion, but on pop culture happenstance…

If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 26, 2008 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like your style,

but I’ll take the Grunewald altar. Excuse my lack of umlauts. I’ve never learned the keyboard trick…

If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 26, 2008 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

You could watch the Cubs

continue to waste great performances by Harden. Another 10 K effort and they lost the lead. Len and Bob were going on and on about how Harden has had 10 K’s in each of his three Cubs starts, and only had 2 in his career with Oakland. I wonder why? Maybe because pitching in the NL is easy? Look at Sabathia. I don’t even think he’s broken a sweat throwing 3 straight complete games.

Might as well Jump! - Van Halen

by sprtsnwyn on Jul 26, 2008 12:48 PM PDT reply actions  

stop the presses

Fosse is about to interview Conrad about how excited he was to get his first MLB hit…

by OaklandSi on Jul 26, 2008 12:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Sweeney and Cust not in lineup?

Dumb.

"With 16-year-old Dominican righty Michel Inoa in tow, Gio Gonzalez improving at Triple-A and lefty Brett Anderson carving up Double-Abatters along with Simmons and Trevor Cahill, Oakland’s pitching depthis officially the envy of baseball." - BaseballAmerica.com

by Syphon on Jul 26, 2008 12:51 PM PDT reply actions  

ugh

watching the sox/yanks pregame drivel on Fox makes me want to make a pencil disappear.
(in my ear)

by oakinboston on Jul 26, 2008 12:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Go Green and Gold Teams!

Sabercats and A’s!

Green Hulk Fists

by oaklandSMASH on Jul 26, 2008 12:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Enthusiasm!

Like a good masochist convert….here I am!

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Jul 26, 2008 1:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Sadly, the A's

take exception with that statement. But third place is good….right?

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Jul 26, 2008 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

No third place is not good. First place is good.

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 26, 2008 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm getting this on mlb.tv. Korach and Fosse.

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 26, 2008 1:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Suzuki batting 3rd

The sad part is it actually sort of makes sense.

"Dispatch knuckleheadedness with Bond-like aplomb." –74mk

by iglew on Jul 26, 2008 1:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Duke is efficient. I like it.

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 26, 2008 1:12 PM PDT reply actions  

almost enough for me to forgive him for the black jerseys

Almost.

Who needs competence as long as everyone smiles? @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jul 26, 2008 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

They are indeed horrendous.

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 26, 2008 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

there should be a rule in MLB

that no team be able to run out a lineup with that much suck in it.

Gonzalez, De Los Santos, Anderson, Cahill, Simmons...the best rotation in baseball....in, uh 2010.

by J Mack on Jul 26, 2008 1:13 PM PDT reply actions  

We'd have to forfeit.

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 26, 2008 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

good point

Gonzalez, De Los Santos, Anderson, Cahill, Simmons...the best rotation in baseball....in, uh 2010.

by J Mack on Jul 26, 2008 1:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Indians acquired Anthony Reyes for Luis Perdomo

Their second very good deal of the day.

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 26, 2008 1:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Active trading season this year

Seems like the wires are much busier. Hopefully Billy can swing another one. Just to have something to cheer about.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Jul 26, 2008 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Indeed

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 26, 2008 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

you think they'll flip Reyes?

They don’t seem to have much use for him right now.

Who needs competence as long as everyone smiles? @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jul 26, 2008 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Their rotation seems really iffy

Lee
Laffey
Carmona?
Sowers?
Westbrook?
Huff?
Miller?
Scott Lewis?
Byrd is FA after this year
Lofgren doesn’t seem ready

Reyes could be a rotation stalwart very quickly. Also if the best offer for him was Perdomo, he probably doesn’t have much trade value.

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 26, 2008 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay Carlos!

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 26, 2008 1:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Patrol Craft seems to be improving his plate discipline

Who needs competence as long as everyone smiles? @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jul 26, 2008 1:17 PM PDT reply actions  

That's his 10th BB with 170 AB

Isn’t that really bad?

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 26, 2008 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes, it is

But: that makes 6 walks in his last 7 games.

(And, yes, that means before the last week, he was simply awful.)

Who needs competence as long as everyone smiles? @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jul 26, 2008 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right. That is an improvement.

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 26, 2008 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thought I heard some pregame radio suggestion

that Sweeney has some “minor” ache which is keeping nhim out today. Didin’t hear the whole discussion, though.

Those were the reasons and that was New York, we were running for the money and the flesh.

by FreeSeatUpgrade on Jul 26, 2008 1:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Geren was saying

he wanted give him some rest due to minor aches and pains that have built up.

by RIPHalsey on Jul 26, 2008 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Per Korach just now

swollen pinkh finger and achy breaky knee

Those were the reasons and that was New York, we were running for the money and the flesh.

by FreeSeatUpgrade on Jul 26, 2008 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

does his knee

qualify him to get some of that Hannah Montana scratch?

If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 26, 2008 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right, thanks

Those were the reasons and that was New York, we were running for the money and the flesh.

by FreeSeatUpgrade on Jul 26, 2008 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

We gon git them

Rangers today.

If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 26, 2008 1:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay Kurt!

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 26, 2008 1:19 PM PDT reply actions  

I almost made the drive down to see the team this weekend.

Almost. Lew, I hope you’re listening.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Jul 26, 2008 1:19 PM PDT reply actions  

He likes the part about being willing to drive

Those were the reasons and that was New York, we were running for the money and the flesh.

by FreeSeatUpgrade on Jul 26, 2008 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol...

I guess he would! I’ll do my part if the he’ll do his. Pretty quiet on the move front isn’t it? Oaktown may get another shot yet.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Jul 26, 2008 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

given the cost of gas and the general political tenor of the times ...

... I wonder if a public-shaming campaign might be effective in forcing Crywolffisher to at least make blandishments in the direction of public transit.

Who needs competence as long as everyone smiles? @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jul 26, 2008 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only if it were directed

at the corporate saviors they’re counting on. Cisco’s probably more responsive to being portrayed as earth-warming greedheads than is Wolffish.

Those were the reasons and that was New York, we were running for the money and the flesh.

by FreeSeatUpgrade on Jul 26, 2008 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm fairly certain Fremont

goes through as is or doesn’t go at all.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Jul 26, 2008 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree

Those were the reasons and that was New York, we were running for the money and the flesh.

by FreeSeatUpgrade on Jul 26, 2008 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

true

Who needs competence as long as everyone smiles? @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jul 26, 2008 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

This offense is so bad

I’m almost glad it’s not on TV locally…it’s nevers as bad if the suck is just described to you, rather than having to watch. In fact, without Sweeney in there, we just might have the worst offense in the game (although the RS column might say we’re only the third worst)

Gonzalez, De Los Santos, Anderson, Cahill, Simmons...the best rotation in baseball....in, uh 2010.

by J Mack on Jul 26, 2008 1:20 PM PDT reply actions  

tv

Im a little confused, but this is being broadcast on tvants. You can watch the game if you download the free app.

tvants://list.tvants.com/tvants/?k=a7c40309765092eb833eb6fce9138509

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 26, 2008 1:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Yah, I checked it out.

what a rare deal to have mlbtv and the radio feed with Kenko let alone defying all odds against the blackout. but i am not gonna stick around, such a waste.

alaska A

by ak_A on Jul 26, 2008 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perseverence.

It’s what I like about Emil. At least he has a plan.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Jul 26, 2008 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please Crosby..go away.

"With 16-year-old Dominican righty Michel Inoa in tow, Gio Gonzalez improving at Triple-A and lefty Brett Anderson carving up Double-Abatters along with Simmons and Trevor Cahill, Oakland’s pitching depthis officially the envy of baseball." - BaseballAmerica.com

by Syphon on Jul 26, 2008 1:24 PM PDT reply actions  

we could take up a collection

If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 26, 2008 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

AAAIIIIIIGGGHHH!

Sun factor of 10 today? Shit, I’m putting up the blackout blinds.

Who needs competence as long as everyone smiles? @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jul 26, 2008 1:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Don't you own a pre-stocked underground bunker for this kind of thing?

Those were the reasons and that was New York, we were running for the money and the flesh.

by FreeSeatUpgrade on Jul 26, 2008 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's night here, BTW

If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 26, 2008 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

They have good memories.

I’m doubtful that they would be hesitant to run him upon provocation. I wish they would. No doubt in my mind he’ll be the one that hurts us in the game today.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Jul 26, 2008 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know,

if you combined our pitching with the Rangers offense, we would be unstoppable.

If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 26, 2008 1:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Our offense for the Rangers offense.

Make it happen, Billy.

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 26, 2008 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO, KK, no!

No Cy Young for F-Rod! No! Bad Korach!

(smacks Korach on snout with rolled up newspaper)

If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 26, 2008 1:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I would never have thought of Francisco either.

I wouldn’t be surprised by a late season run by Beckett or Lackey

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 26, 2008 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't wanna hear about that asshat

on the radio when we’re not playing them, unless it’s about how he blew a lead.

If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 26, 2008 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn

already?

If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 26, 2008 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crap

Those were the reasons and that was New York, we were running for the money and the flesh.

by FreeSeatUpgrade on Jul 26, 2008 1:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Since I'm enjoying a media

blackout, I’m left guessing that the Rangers scored? Guess I saved myself some agony and gas money.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Jul 26, 2008 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

what's about the radio?

If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 26, 2008 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm in the central valley,

So I’m truly blessed with 100 degree’s plus and a complete media blackout. With this team, it could be worse.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Jul 26, 2008 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn't there a Fresno affiliate?

Seem to remember seeing one last time I checked the A’s radio network list.

Those were the reasons and that was New York, we were running for the money and the flesh.

by FreeSeatUpgrade on Jul 26, 2008 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

None currently that I know of.

I’ve looked. On occasion ESPN afilliate will carry a game. No such luck today.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Jul 26, 2008 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

email me.

my profile.

If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 26, 2008 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

It will take a while.

I’m on a laptop without email set up. I’ll do it from my home comp.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Jul 26, 2008 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

It looks like you are correct.

I’m getting the game on 1550. Thanks! I think….

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Jul 26, 2008 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Game over.

"With 16-year-old Dominican righty Michel Inoa in tow, Gio Gonzalez improving at Triple-A and lefty Brett Anderson carving up Double-Abatters along with Simmons and Trevor Cahill, Oakland’s pitching depthis officially the envy of baseball." - BaseballAmerica.com

by Syphon on Jul 26, 2008 1:35 PM PDT reply actions  

If Gameday is to be believed

Duke’s really leaving some balls up there to get whacked.

Those were the reasons and that was New York, we were running for the money and the flesh.

by FreeSeatUpgrade on Jul 26, 2008 1:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Looks that way to me too

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 26, 2008 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay Matt!

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 26, 2008 1:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Hannahan has not

given up. That was a nice AB.

If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 26, 2008 1:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay Jack!

That was a very good AB

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 26, 2008 1:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Not a good day for Gaudin and Harden

Harden doesn’t get the win and Gaudin in line for the loss in 12.

All Games and Comments are Subject to Blackout

by Hit4TheCycle on Jul 26, 2008 1:46 PM PDT reply actions  

probably makes them feel like they

never left oakland.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Jul 26, 2008 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like the Harden thing

unfolded a bit “weird”—he had 10Ks and only pitched 5 innings…

If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 26, 2008 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

at a pitch over his head

Foolsh, the most insane regular poster on AN since oaktoon left - salb

by FoolshGame22 on Jul 26, 2008 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

And a pathetic swing at that.

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 26, 2008 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crosby tried to eff it up

but Bankston saved it.

If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 26, 2008 1:49 PM PDT reply actions  

He hasn't quit, either.

So we’ve got effort from

Hannahan
Bankston
Murton

so far…of course, they are playing for a job…

If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 26, 2008 1:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Cust and Sweeney have totally sat down on the job today

Just as I could have predicted.

Who needs competence as long as everyone smiles? @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jul 26, 2008 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those bastards...

It’s like they’re not even playing.

If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 26, 2008 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hee

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 26, 2008 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Should we match them up in a gladiator fight to the death

to give them some incentive?

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 26, 2008 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let'ds tie their hands together

give one of them a metal-mesh blanket, the other a trident and give them a green alien to fight over.

If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 26, 2008 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, they're robots

Who needs competence as long as everyone smiles? @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jul 26, 2008 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Dudes, nuts, they're robots!"

“Robots? Let’s rock!”

Ryan Sweeney: I probably irrationally embraced him before you did.

by Joey C. on Jul 26, 2008 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the crap?

I tune in, and the A’s are already down 3?

Et tu, Justin Duchscherer?

Ryan Sweeney: I probably irrationally embraced him before you did.

by Joey C. on Jul 26, 2008 1:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Certe

If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 26, 2008 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Patrol Craft

Four straight games with a walk. We may be seeing a big step forward in his development.

by 31Boots on Jul 26, 2008 1:52 PM PDT reply actions  

McCarver should add Oakland to his list of sun fields

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 26, 2008 1:52 PM PDT reply actions  

McCarver should

choke to death on a piece of pulled pork.

If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 26, 2008 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mmmm....pulled pork sounds good to me right now.

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 26, 2008 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let's hope it

sounds good to McCarver. And Buck.

If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 26, 2008 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

eh, he's already dying slowly of hair-dye poisoning

Who needs competence as long as everyone smiles? @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jul 26, 2008 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

is there any way

that we can advance the process

If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 26, 2008 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ellis is agressive at the plate.

With the same predictable results. Sad.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Jul 26, 2008 1:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay Carlos!

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 26, 2008 1:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay Kurt!

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 26, 2008 1:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice!

At least some of the A’s realize that a bat is more than a visual prop!

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Jul 26, 2008 1:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Milto's gone.

Shocking.

If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 26, 2008 1:58 PM PDT reply actions  

The world is agin 'im

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 26, 2008 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

there's proof

If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 26, 2008 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got my wish.

It’s all up to Hamilton now. He’s a nice guy!

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Jul 26, 2008 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

(spike his Gatorade)

If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 26, 2008 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Emil did his part to GIDP.

Young screwed it up. But maybe he knows he can count on Bobby.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Jul 26, 2008 1:59 PM PDT reply actions  

It would have probably been a play at 3B at best

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 26, 2008 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait...

Young backhands, takes eye off the ball, trying to go to get the runner at third, bobbles it…

Didn’t we just play this game?

facepalm.jpg

by Zonis on Jul 26, 2008 1:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Hmm.

Who’s that knocking?

If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 26, 2008 1:59 PM PDT reply actions  

land shark?

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 26, 2008 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unicef..

Unicef, Ma’am.

If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 26, 2008 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mick Jagger?

blerg

Ryan Sweeney: I probably irrationally embraced him before you did.

by Joey C. on Jul 26, 2008 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would be pretty cool

I hope the Rolling Stones come to my door and sing that.

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 26, 2008 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you gots the blow and the Jack Daniels...

... they gots the music.

Ryan Sweeney: I probably irrationally embraced him before you did.

by Joey C. on Jul 26, 2008 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it was

gonna be “Dancing in the Street” with Bowie, which may be the gayest thing ever made. It’s gayer than gay porn.

If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 26, 2008 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

David Bowie *is* gay porn.

"Dispatch knuckleheadedness with Bond-like aplomb." –74mk

by iglew on Jul 26, 2008 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Naw

that was mostly Jagger in that….um, video.

If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 26, 2008 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay Emil!

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 26, 2008 1:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Is Vince

an optimist or stupid?

“Crosby looking for his first ever Grand Slam…”

If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 26, 2008 2:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Well it's true. He is looking for it.

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 26, 2008 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Optomistaclly stupid maybe?

Game is actually on the radio here. Whatever the A’s have is apparently contagious. The Rangers are doomed.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Jul 26, 2008 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

nuh-uh

Robots aren’t susceptible to bacterial infections

Who needs competence as long as everyone smiles? @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jul 26, 2008 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Both

Emil and Bobby tried to hit in DPs…crappy Rangers D is stronger than crappy A’s O….

If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 26, 2008 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay Bob!

Blalock had no play anyway. Baltimore Bob chop.

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 26, 2008 2:01 PM PDT reply actions  

You know what, Bobby?

You still deserve an F-bomb.

Who needs competence as long as everyone smiles? @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jul 26, 2008 2:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Agreed.

If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 26, 2008 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay Wes!

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 26, 2008 2:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Alright, what I miss?

AHHHH! I left the stove on!!!
********OaKlAnDaThLeTiCs********

by LiZaRdReVoLuTiOn on Jul 26, 2008 2:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Rangers gave the A's about 8 outs that inning

Who needs competence as long as everyone smiles? @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jul 26, 2008 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which was only just enough

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 26, 2008 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Murton is caca

Your 2008 Oakland A's: Like Menudo, only younger.

by ElephantsInChitown on Jul 26, 2008 2:05 PM PDT reply actions  

He tries hard, tho

If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 26, 2008 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean Kaka?

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 26, 2008 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, he wishes he was Ricardo Kaka!! That guy is wicked!

AHHHH! I left the stove on!!!
********OaKlAnDaThLeTiCs********

by LiZaRdReVoLuTiOn on Jul 26, 2008 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Franz Kafka?

If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 26, 2008 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

whew!

At least he wasn’t transformed into a monstrous Fermin.

Who needs competence as long as everyone smiles? @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jul 26, 2008 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

totally!! I love that show!

AHHHH! I left the stove on!!!
********OaKlAnDaThLeTiCs********

by LiZaRdReVoLuTiOn on Jul 26, 2008 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently we're the only ones

Ryan Sweeney: I probably irrationally embraced him before you did.

by Joey C. on Jul 26, 2008 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's alright. We're the only cool ones here!

AHHHH! I left the stove on!!!
********OaKlAnDaThLeTiCs********

by LiZaRdReVoLuTiOn on Jul 26, 2008 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed

And for the hell of it, my favorite moment:
McGuirk cursing

Ryan Sweeney: I probably irrationally embraced him before you did.

by Joey C. on Jul 26, 2008 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bring Buck back!!

AHHHH! I left the stove on!!!
********OaKlAnDaThLeTiCs********

by LiZaRdReVoLuTiOn on Jul 26, 2008 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Make Buck remember how to play baseball!

Ryan Sweeney: I probably irrationally embraced him before you did.

by Joey C. on Jul 26, 2008 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Screw you.

AHHHH! I left the stove on!!!
********OaKlAnDaThLeTiCs********

by LiZaRdReVoLuTiOn on Jul 26, 2008 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awwwww

I was jus’ kiddin’. I love me some Buck.

Ryan Sweeney: I probably irrationally embraced him before you did.

by Joey C. on Jul 26, 2008 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's more like it!

AHHHH! I left the stove on!!!
********OaKlAnDaThLeTiCs********

by LiZaRdReVoLuTiOn on Jul 26, 2008 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where does Buck play when Frank and Mike return?

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 26, 2008 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

We could do w/out Cust kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk's!

AHHHH! I left the stove on!!!
********OaKlAnDaThLeTiCs********

by LiZaRdReVoLuTiOn on Jul 26, 2008 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

No. I like Cust.

He’s our best hitter. I think we’d do without Frank and Mike.

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 26, 2008 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

We could also do w/out Davis and DFA.

AHHHH! I left the stove on!!!
********OaKlAnDaThLeTiCs********

by LiZaRdReVoLuTiOn on Jul 26, 2008 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right but they're bench players. I'd want Buck to start.

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 26, 2008 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's truebut what if Cust keeps sucking?

AHHHH! I left the stove on!!!
********OaKlAnDaThLeTiCs********

by LiZaRdReVoLuTiOn on Jul 26, 2008 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

He'd have to suck another month before I made a move

He’s half-Babe and half-Neifi. Neifi’d have to take over for 2 months in a row for me to be worried.

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 26, 2008 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes times 1,000,0000

Ryan Sweeney: I probably irrationally embraced him before you did.

by Joey C. on Jul 26, 2008 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's not like Olde Sweeney was playing much when he was healthy, anyway

The A’s have been benching fools liberally this season. Only Frank and MaEl are impervious.

Ryan Sweeney: I probably irrationally embraced him before you did.

by Joey C. on Jul 26, 2008 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

We've had our one inning of offense.

So we still lose 3-2?

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Jul 26, 2008 2:09 PM PDT reply actions  

that was fast...

I just looked at all the new comments and the Rangers are done with their half of the 4th.

by buddahead9 on Jul 26, 2008 2:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes. Duke is speedy.

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 26, 2008 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do have to say ...

... CacaBoCro does have excellent range to his left, and makes the throw while moving to his left very well. (He also tends to overestimate those skills, though, and often makes inadvisable throws in that situation.)

Who needs competence as long as everyone smiles? @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jul 26, 2008 2:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Really? To me he seems terrible up the middle and good in the hole.

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 26, 2008 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm I the only

one who is deeply disturbed by this?

If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 26, 2008 2:11 PM PDT reply actions  

I feel good about this game

We’re only down by one. Our pitcher seems like he’s getting it together while theirs is wearing down. One of their better hitters is already out of the game. And we’ve actually got a couple of plausible pinch hitters on the bench for a change.

"Dispatch knuckleheadedness with Bond-like aplomb." –74mk

by iglew on Jul 26, 2008 2:13 PM PDT reply actions  

So beat you to it

Ryan Sweeney: I probably irrationally embraced him before you did.

by Joey C. on Jul 26, 2008 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

What can I say!

I’m just a Lonely German! A lonely German from Prague!

facepalm.jpg

by Zonis on Jul 26, 2008 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

A great, great moment

Not surpassed, but perhaps matched by the Wizard’s Baker

Ryan Sweeney: I probably irrationally embraced him before you did.

by Joey C. on Jul 26, 2008 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay Rajai!

I should have done that after he walked.

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 26, 2008 2:15 PM PDT reply actions  

After last night's game,

I watched 300 again, and instantly felt better. It must have been all the head wackings.

Photography Page | Flickr

by Kimberly on Jul 26, 2008 2:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey Kim, it's Liz from MySpace!!

AHHHH! I left the stove on!!!
********OaKlAnDaThLeTiCs********

by LiZaRdReVoLuTiOn on Jul 26, 2008 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got the same results from liver-withering amounts of drinking

Giving up 14 runs did not sit well with me.

Ryan Sweeney: I probably irrationally embraced him before you did.

by Joey C. on Jul 26, 2008 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

And no typos

Impressive.

Photography Page | Flickr

by Kimberly on Jul 26, 2008 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

You may question my integrity

But never my grammar.

Ryan Sweeney: I probably irrationally embraced him before you did.

by Joey C. on Jul 26, 2008 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Harden pitched another gemtoday , 10Ks in 5IP

I have a sneaking suspicion that Harden will remain healthy this year. Too bad Beane didn’t have faith, and sold him short. The Harden trade really sealed the season.

by javaball on Jul 26, 2008 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

I think what sealed the season was using the DL even more than they did during 2007

That sort of, y’know, killed any chances whatsoever.

Ryan Sweeney: I probably irrationally embraced him before you did.

by Joey C. on Jul 26, 2008 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 26, 2008 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

They've had injuries issues since 2006, but they won that year because of depth

The last two years, they didn’t have depth and it showed. Something has do be done about the injurie issues. Otherwise it will happen next year, and year after year

by javaball on Jul 26, 2008 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can agree with the idea that they need to address injury concerns

But they haven’t had anything close to the injury issues they’ve had these last 2 years. I mean, they tied the record for uses of the DL last year, and they’re going to break that record this year.

Ryan Sweeney: I probably irrationally embraced him before you did.

by Joey C. on Jul 26, 2008 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

thats hardly a gem

He needs to go 6+ innings a game

HELMET: Sandurz, what's going on?
SANDURZ: It's Mega Maid. She's gone from suck to
blow!

by SoCalA'sFan on Jul 26, 2008 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's not even a quality start.

More like a really awesome middle relief appearance.

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 26, 2008 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I laughed at that, and I'm not entirely sure why

Ryan Sweeney: I probably irrationally embraced him before you did.

by Joey C. on Jul 26, 2008 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

RAWR!!

Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows

by Jennifer on Jul 26, 2008 2:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Oooo

It’s alive!

If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 26, 2008 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

You must not be talking about the A's offense.

Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows

by Jennifer on Jul 26, 2008 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Two runs not enough for you?

Boy you’re a tough audience.

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 26, 2008 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd be happy with 2 runs if the other people had zero.

Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows

by Jennifer on Jul 26, 2008 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree. It's all Duke's fault.

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 26, 2008 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would you feel safe

with that awesome set-up/closer Embree/Street combo?

If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 26, 2008 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only if I felt like losing.

Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows

by Jennifer on Jul 26, 2008 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently,

if it’s the third, we can score. The other eight, not so much. But the third inning is the free-score zone.

If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 26, 2008 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jennifer knows how to make an entrance

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 26, 2008 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I threw glitter when I yelled RAWR!!

Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows

by Jennifer on Jul 26, 2008 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Laser lights? Smoke?

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 26, 2008 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pyro show

Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows

by Jennifer on Jul 26, 2008 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 26, 2008 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shocking. Isn't it?

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Jul 26, 2008 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah! Bradley's temper usually doesn't show up til mid season in his second year with the team.

And this year he’s already had a share of problems; trying to murder the Royals TV announcer for one, and refusing to play the outfield the entire year (or at least the begining of the year).

facepalm.jpg

by Zonis on Jul 26, 2008 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, he was just trying to talk to the guy

That’s what it means when you run like a maniac up 3 flights of stairs.

Ryan Sweeney: I probably irrationally embraced him before you did.

by Joey C. on Jul 26, 2008 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, he pointed out that the world is against him

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 26, 2008 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

and there's proof

....I’m experiencing deja vu…

If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 26, 2008 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Again?

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 26, 2008 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

The whole fucking world's against us, dude. I swear to God.

Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows

by Jennifer on Jul 26, 2008 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can't swear to God. He's against us.

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 26, 2008 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

sure I'll take a shot in the mouth

if it gets me down the road a couple hundred miles.

If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 26, 2008 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you live by the Book?

Ryan Sweeney: I probably irrationally embraced him before you did.

by Joey C. on Jul 26, 2008 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Got to.

...It’s the code, right?

If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 26, 2008 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Young looked like Crosby there.

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 26, 2008 2:27 PM PDT reply actions  

I wonder if the Rangers would notice

if we switched them?

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Jul 26, 2008 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha!

Planned on driving up to the bay area from So. Cal today for a game and coming back tomorrow, I wanted to catch two games..but driving up there for only one game, well …thats a little out of the question, that is of course this is the playoffs

by Amnesiac on Jul 26, 2008 2:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Duke's magic dissapeared

shoulda dealt him when we had the chance.

facepalm.jpg

by Zonis on Jul 26, 2008 2:29 PM PDT reply actions  

When was that?

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 26, 2008 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

that guy’s pretty good.

If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 26, 2008 2:29 PM PDT reply actions  

We should have IBB'd him.

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 26, 2008 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I told you it would be up to Hamilton.

He’s really not a nice guy at all.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Jul 26, 2008 2:30 PM PDT reply actions  

I've heard he's addicted to drugs

If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 26, 2008 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

And A's pitching.

No known cure for the latter.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Jul 26, 2008 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow.

Let’s hope that one’s not spreading. It’s the only thing we got…

If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 26, 2008 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, and "nice story" or not, will someone please give Josh Hamilton some crack

or let him and Hannahan go out and become Drinkin Buddies?

I don’t want this guy in the AL West anymore.

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by Zonis on Jul 26, 2008 2:30 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought he preferred heroin

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 26, 2008 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Variety is the spice of life

Ryan Sweeney: I probably irrationally embraced him before you did.

by Joey C. on Jul 26, 2008 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was.

Junkie.

If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 26, 2008 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe what this team needs is some crack.

I mean, it worked for Hamilton.

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by Kimberly on Jul 26, 2008 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

as much as it sucks for Duke to be giving up runs

If his ERA regresses a bit maybe he’ll be easier to resign

HELMET: Sandurz, what's going on?
SANDURZ: It's Mega Maid. She's gone from suck to
blow!

by SoCalA'sFan on Jul 26, 2008 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

We want him to resign?

If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 26, 2008 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

are you joking?

HELMET: Sandurz, what's going on?
SANDURZ: It's Mega Maid. She's gone from suck to
blow!

by SoCalA'sFan on Jul 26, 2008 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's referring to "resign" as opposed to "re-sign"

I’ve made that mistake before, too, and Nico, the smartass that he is, made sure to mock me.

Ryan Sweeney: I probably irrationally embraced him before you did.

by Joey C. on Jul 26, 2008 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

What would you re-sign him for?

It would probably take 5/$50M and I wouldn’t do that.

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 26, 2008 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I knew our guys wouldn't

stand for losing 3-2. I have faith.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Jul 26, 2008 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Emil?

If Cust is a "horrible hitter", what does that make Suzuki, Barton, Ellis, Crosby, Hannahan, Sweeney and Gonzalez?--WaddellCanseco
A combination of very young hitters, very poor hitters, and a unicorn.--Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 26, 2008 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

That is what a real hitter looks like

Didn’t Michael Young make the statement that he was more talented than A-Rod.

Go Emil

by Trainman on Jul 26, 2008 2:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Why Emil? Why?

Bases loaded….and you try your best to gidp. Solo shots you’re good with.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Jul 26, 2008 2:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Is socially acceptable

If I am forced to have to watch the stupid Yankees and Red Sox game but pretend its really the A’s vs Rangers game and blog along side you guys?

by Amnesiac on Jul 26, 2008 2:34 PM PDT reply actions  

NEW THREAD OPEN

And, yes, I opened it before Emil’s HR.

Who needs competence as long as everyone smiles? @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jul 26, 2008 2:34 PM PDT reply actions  

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