Baseball Gods, hear my supplication!

What kind of pizza?

by Englishmajor on Jul 21, 2008 9:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

haha, qotm (great comic timing division)

by rebus on Jul 21, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I think we should throw (Barton) head first, into a pool with no water, screaming, "You like THAT? Huh, kid, do you like THAT?" Maybe that’s just the Marine in me, though. -Nico
For the record, I’ve never had a Marine in me. -Swooney's Left Foot

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2008 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I like how the caption said he was a fan of the Rays and he liked pizza

So basically he’s an American.

Green Hulk Fists

by oaklandSMASH on Jul 22, 2008 1:09 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Great story linked from there

This is just a fun read.

Who needs competence as long as everyone smiles? @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jul 22, 2008 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

That is fun--

one of the more pleasurable things about where I live are the transplants. If you can stomach New Yorkers, Bostonians and folks all across the Midwest, this is an interesting place, though I wish they weren’t all so insistent on this being a great place. If you were really into dealing with other people, it would be pretty cool.

I think we should throw (Barton) head first, into a pool with no water, screaming, "You like THAT? Huh, kid, do you like THAT?" Maybe that’s just the Marine in me, though. -Nico
For the record, I’ve never had a Marine in me. -Swooney's Left Foot

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 22, 2008 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

The baseball gods have received your supplication,

and it is under consideration. You will be notified of their decision in 4-6 weeks.

by Swooney's Left Foot on Jul 21, 2008 9:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

If I call once a week,

is that acceptable? Just to see if they’ve made a decision?

I think we should throw (Barton) head first, into a pool with no water, screaming, "You like THAT? Huh, kid, do you like THAT?" Maybe that’s just the Marine in me, though. -Nico
For the record, I’ve never had a Marine in me. -Swooney's Left Foot

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Fine

but be sure not to call between 11 AM and 3 PM. The baseball gods love their siestas.

by Swooney's Left Foot on Jul 21, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

If you don't show the

proper respect and capitalize Baseball Gods, They will smite you. And I don’t want Them to smite you—we like the same team.

I think we should throw (Barton) head first, into a pool with no water, screaming, "You like THAT? Huh, kid, do you like THAT?" Maybe that’s just the Marine in me, though. -Nico
For the record, I’ve never had a Marine in me. -Swooney's Left Foot

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2008 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Even if I'm an agnostic?

Won’t they sense that I’m being disingenuous?

by Swooney's Left Foot on Jul 21, 2008 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hmm,

Good point. Kinda like Joker in Full Metal Jacket…let me ponder this one…

I think we should throw (Barton) head first, into a pool with no water, screaming, "You like THAT? Huh, kid, do you like THAT?" Maybe that’s just the Marine in me, though. -Nico
For the record, I’ve never had a Marine in me. -Swooney's Left Foot

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2008 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Dude, take the free pizza

At least you get something out of that.

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by Flashfire on Jul 21, 2008 9:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Flashfire is right

Unfortunately, you’ll have to eat it in Florida.

by Swooney's Left Foot on Jul 21, 2008 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

damn,

I miss Round Table…or, if any of you are northerners…Mary’s Pizza Shack….I’d hit my grandma, closed-fist, in the face, for some of their pesto bread sticks….and I’m a pacifist.

I think we should throw (Barton) head first, into a pool with no water, screaming, "You like THAT? Huh, kid, do you like THAT?" Maybe that’s just the Marine in me, though. -Nico
For the record, I’ve never had a Marine in me. -Swooney's Left Foot

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2008 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Round Table is very good for a chain

A couple of other really good local pizza places are Steve’s Place in Davis, Skipallini’s in Concord/Clayton, and some Chicago-style pizza place in downtown Petaluma.

by Swooney's Left Foot on Jul 21, 2008 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Old Chicago, baby!

It had better Chicago style pizza than any place I ate at IN CHICAGO.

I think we should throw (Barton) head first, into a pool with no water, screaming, "You like THAT? Huh, kid, do you like THAT?" Maybe that’s just the Marine in me, though. -Nico
For the record, I’ve never had a Marine in me. -Swooney's Left Foot

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2008 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

That's the one

Best pizza I’ve ever had. I need to go back soon.

by Swooney's Left Foot on Jul 21, 2008 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

You and me both...

they put corn meal in their crust. They’re not alone in that—there are places in Chicago that do that too, but not like OC…

I think we should throw (Barton) head first, into a pool with no water, screaming, "You like THAT? Huh, kid, do you like THAT?" Maybe that’s just the Marine in me, though. -Nico
For the record, I’ve never had a Marine in me. -Swooney's Left Foot

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2008 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Did you watch Arrested Development when it was on?

Gob Bluth would always refer to Orange County as the OC, and Michael Bluth would always say “Don’t call it that.” Miss that show.

by Swooney's Left Foot on Jul 21, 2008 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I LOVED that show.

I actually just quoted it in one of the other posts….

I think we should throw (Barton) head first, into a pool with no water, screaming, "You like THAT? Huh, kid, do you like THAT?" Maybe that’s just the Marine in me, though. -Nico
For the record, I’ve never had a Marine in me. -Swooney's Left Foot

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2008 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I keep hearing rumors about a movie

If they do it, it better be as good as the show. I guess one big advantage they would have is being able to curse.

by Swooney's Left Foot on Jul 21, 2008 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

They shouldn't have cancelled it so quickly, though

that’s what networks do. They should’ve been on an HBO or something, though I think that would’ve made the show significantly different.

I think we should throw (Barton) head first, into a pool with no water, screaming, "You like THAT? Huh, kid, do you like THAT?" Maybe that’s just the Marine in me, though. -Nico
For the record, I’ve never had a Marine in me. -Swooney's Left Foot

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2008 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

They were in talks with Showtime

It was so funny when they alluded to the possible move to Showtime in the final season. But you’re right, they cancel the good shows too soon and leave shows like According to Jim on forever.

by Swooney's Left Foot on Jul 21, 2008 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Chicago Pizza and Oven Grinder

Best pizza joint in Chicago

Green Hulk Fists

by oaklandSMASH on Jul 22, 2008 1:10 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

+1

Everything they serve is unique (and pretty awesome). I used to live right by there.

by nevermoor on Jul 22, 2008 6:06 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Can't speak to it

I was stationed on the southside and generally speaking shared the area’s loathing/resentment for all things north. But had I known, I would’ve overcome that shit right quick.

I think we should throw (Barton) head first, into a pool with no water, screaming, "You like THAT? Huh, kid, do you like THAT?" Maybe that’s just the Marine in me, though. -Nico
For the record, I’ve never had a Marine in me. -Swooney's Left Foot

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 22, 2008 7:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Heresy

Giordanos, Eduardos, Baccinos, et al. have dispatched their goons. Expect crippling physical injuries in 45-70 minutes.

by nevermoor on Jul 22, 2008 6:05 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Can't speak on Baccinos

but I had a Giordanos two blocks from my house, and an Eduados in my neighborhood. Old Chicago was and is considerably better than both. And if you’ve never been to Old chicago in Petaluma, I suggest you try it before sending goons (though if they came with pizza and not to cripple, you could send them—both Eduardos and Giordianos are delicious, just not Old Chicago, IMO)

I think we should throw (Barton) head first, into a pool with no water, screaming, "You like THAT? Huh, kid, do you like THAT?" Maybe that’s just the Marine in me, though. -Nico
For the record, I’ve never had a Marine in me. -Swooney's Left Foot

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 22, 2008 7:15 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I'll admit I haven't tried it, but I did look at the website

The pizzas aren’t even stuffed (at least in the images I saw). This is a serious flaw in your argument that might just be irredeemable.

by nevermoor on Jul 22, 2008 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Trust me,

they are.

I think we should throw (Barton) head first, into a pool with no water, screaming, "You like THAT? Huh, kid, do you like THAT?" Maybe that’s just the Marine in me, though. -Nico
For the record, I’ve never had a Marine in me. -Swooney's Left Foot

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 22, 2008 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Steve's Place

Truly great pizza – thanks for mentioning it, now I’m starving.

"There's m'fn sprinklers on the m'fn infield!'" - Ice Cream (AN), 6/13/08

by doctorK on Jul 21, 2008 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Never had Steve's

but I’ve had Skappalini’s and there were a couple from Berkeley that really made the grade too…I forget their names now.

I think we should throw (Barton) head first, into a pool with no water, screaming, "You like THAT? Huh, kid, do you like THAT?" Maybe that’s just the Marine in me, though. -Nico
For the record, I’ve never had a Marine in me. -Swooney's Left Foot

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2008 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Blondie's on Telegraph?

by Swooney's Left Foot on Jul 21, 2008 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Blondie's is good

different style, but good—they got one in Concord too, or they used to…that’s not the one I’m thinking of.

I think we should throw (Barton) head first, into a pool with no water, screaming, "You like THAT? Huh, kid, do you like THAT?" Maybe that’s just the Marine in me, though. -Nico
For the record, I’ve never had a Marine in me. -Swooney's Left Foot

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2008 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Zachary's?

by Swooney's Left Foot on Jul 21, 2008 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

There you go.

That’s one of them. Seems like there was another too…

I think we should throw (Barton) head first, into a pool with no water, screaming, "You like THAT? Huh, kid, do you like THAT?" Maybe that’s just the Marine in me, though. -Nico
For the record, I’ve never had a Marine in me. -Swooney's Left Foot

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2008 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I think Blondie's and Zachary's are the only

pizza places I’ve been to in Berkeley. Zachary’s is certainly better, but I like the convenience and vibe of Blondie’s.

by Swooney's Left Foot on Jul 21, 2008 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Being right there on Telegraph

certainly helps. If I could sculpt my life, I’d live in Berkeley and have season tickets.

I think we should throw (Barton) head first, into a pool with no water, screaming, "You like THAT? Huh, kid, do you like THAT?" Maybe that’s just the Marine in me, though. -Nico
For the record, I’ve never had a Marine in me. -Swooney's Left Foot

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2008 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I’ve driven 3 hours just to eat at Zacharys!

"The more I think about it, Nico is wright... castration is the answer."
jeffro

by BennyS on Jul 22, 2008 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Too Much

One slice of Zachary’s and the goons won’t need cement golashes, you’ll just sink. Skipolini’s in WC for me.

Enjoy the game

by DCinWC on Jul 22, 2008 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Pie in the Sky

on Center Street is good as well, loved the crust!

Procrastinators unite....tomorrow

by muffinpryde on Jul 22, 2008 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Are you in Davis/Woodland/Sacramento?

by Swooney's Left Foot on Jul 21, 2008 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Steve's is nothing special

I live in Davis by the way, and I don’t think Steve’s is anything to write home about. It’s really expensive for that matter. The breadsticks on the other hand…

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by Rebuilding Season on Jul 21, 2008 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Different Strokes...

Are you a Woodstock fan?

by Swooney's Left Foot on Jul 21, 2008 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I like Woodstocks just because it's there

I mean, their dessert pizzas are quite good, but their pizza as well is nothing to write home about. Their Karaoke selection is good on wednesday nights.

The best pizza I’ve had in town is at Symposium to be honest.

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by Rebuilding Season on Jul 22, 2008 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Sacramento is all about

Zelda’s for deep dish semi-chicago style and Pieces for New York Style…

Both places are conveniently located a block up from each other on 21st street.

Pieces kicks Blondie’s, Zachary’s, Escape From New York, Fat Slice, all their butts…

Zelda’s is more of a best of its’ kind in town situation. It’s definitely not better than Old Chicago.

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by Gaijin_Suketto on Jul 22, 2008 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I like Mountain Mike's out here in the Bay Area. I go with their white garlic sauce.

Otherwise, I like to make Boboli pizza at home.

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by Flashfire on Jul 21, 2008 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Pizza

Best ones I’ve ever had are Lamppost, Pier 49 (sourdough crust!), and BJ’s (deep dish!).

by Gallagher's Watermelons on Jul 22, 2008 12:45 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Where are these?

SF proper?

I think we should throw (Barton) head first, into a pool with no water, screaming, "You like THAT? Huh, kid, do you like THAT?" Maybe that’s just the Marine in me, though. -Nico
For the record, I’ve never had a Marine in me. -Swooney's Left Foot

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 22, 2008 7:19 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Giorgio's is up there with anyone in SF Pizza-land

I might have to have some tomorrow since I’m flying back west for a couple weeks.

by nevermoor on Jul 22, 2008 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Best pizza I ever had was Cottage Inn Pizza in Ann Arbor, MI

Fantastic shit.

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by PaulThomas on Jul 22, 2008 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I never had it,

but I HAVE heard of it. It must have been good…

I think we should throw (Barton) head first, into a pool with no water, screaming, "You like THAT? Huh, kid, do you like THAT?" Maybe that’s just the Marine in me, though. -Nico
For the record, I’ve never had a Marine in me. -Swooney's Left Foot

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 22, 2008 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

You're right.

YOU’RE NOT THE GOD DAMN ROYALS!

The A’s are worse. The Royals are better than the A’s in nearly every team offensive category.

What about Barry?
"Barry who?" Forst said, and I felt like I was in the middle of a knock-knock joke.

by KMoAsFan on Jul 21, 2008 9:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Year in, year out, no they're not the Royals

And you know what I mean when I say that. The Royals are the Clippers are the Bengals. There may be flashes of life, but the cart’s broken.

I think we should throw (Barton) head first, into a pool with no water, screaming, "You like THAT? Huh, kid, do you like THAT?" Maybe that’s just the Marine in me, though. -Nico
For the record, I’ve never had a Marine in me. -Swooney's Left Foot

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2008 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I am going to sacrifice my Beagle “Ryder” in order this may never repeat itself.
/mAgIc AlTaR bEiNg bUiLt

My religion is A'slamic.

by WhoNeedsReligionWhenYaGotBaseball on Jul 21, 2008 10:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Um,

I like pizza and all, but the Baseball Gods don’t want us to be quite that extreme. Baseball Gods like pizza and nachos and garlic fries (they especially love Saag’s hot links with the onions and the peppers sent to their faithful servant in SW Florida), but not so much beagles. Do not sacrifice Snoopy.

I think we should throw (Barton) head first, into a pool with no water, screaming, "You like THAT? Huh, kid, do you like THAT?" Maybe that’s just the Marine in me, though. -Nico
For the record, I’ve never had a Marine in me. -Swooney's Left Foot

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2008 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

poor Ryder...

but, sacrifices must be made for the greater good.

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by FoolshGame22 on Jul 21, 2008 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

You know in the old country, we were taught as young children that there’s no shame in supplicating yourself when you respect someone.
On behalf of the Oakland A’s, the administration, and all of the fans, please accept this as a symbol of our apology and respect.

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Jul 21, 2008 10:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

The baseball gods wish to deliver a dead fish wrapped in a bullet-proof vest

to indicate this season is dead. Try again next year.

by Swooney's Left Foot on Jul 21, 2008 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Isn't that Arnold Rothstein?

I hear Nick Dandalos took a lot of his money…

I think we should throw (Barton) head first, into a pool with no water, screaming, "You like THAT? Huh, kid, do you like THAT?" Maybe that’s just the Marine in me, though. -Nico
For the record, I’ve never had a Marine in me. -Swooney's Left Foot

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2008 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs