What's in the fanny pack?
by Jennifer on Jul 21, 2008 1:49 PM PDT
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Poppy posted this photo in the DLD:
Thanks a lot to franks a lot who dared to dream about the contents of Lar Bear's fanny pack.
My guess of the contents o' fanny:
1. a grilled cheese sandwich
2. Eric Chavez's heart
3. a pack of Juicy Fruit
4. a paperback copy of Nuclear War Survival Skills: Updated and Expanded 1987 Edition
5. magic beans
6. a hairbrush
7. Snoopy Band Aids
8. brass knuckles
9. Jimmy Hoffa
10. the island on Lost
11. childrens' teeth
12. a detective kit
13. monkeys
14. pain medication
15. his car keys
16. medical instruments
17. a can of tuna
It's your turn. What do you think?
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Sandwich bag with Jerry Garcia's ashes
I am Ray Fosse's man crushes for Clay Wood and Jason Kendall.
by franks a lot on Jul 21, 2008 1:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Arsenic, cyanide, and a scalpel?
"PECOTA can pretty much kiss my ass."-Nico
by jeepers on Jul 21, 2008 1:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
THINGS MY FATHER BEAT ME WITH!!!
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
by Nico on Jul 21, 2008 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was wondering where LD has been
Since we haven’t seen him around the Coliseum and Nico and I spotted him in the Rivercats dugout this weekend. Any body know what’s up with Larry Davis?
"And sometimes, when it seems like all hope is gone, Life tosses you a special gift of a baseball game" . 7/10/08 BaseBallGirl headline
by LongTimeFan on Jul 21, 2008 1:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
rehab assignment
There's no crying in baseball!
by gigglingone on Jul 21, 2008 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is that a fancy term for "Weight Watchers Inpatient"?
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
by Nico on Jul 21, 2008 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Heal thyself
"the A's need more quality preembreetive pitching" ~monkeyball
by OptimistPrime on Jul 21, 2008 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A list of great bats, with medical history, that the A's could get without giving up the farm
or spending much money and these players would help the A’s win it all but one time BB walked past Davis and didnt say hi so Davis is keeping it and never letting it out of his sight
by A'sfaninNC on Jul 21, 2008 2:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That's actually his twin,
and the link in #16 should be this one.
The A's colors are green and gold.
by mikeA on Jul 21, 2008 2:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
dead ringers!
A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05
by xbhaskarx on Jul 21, 2008 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Grooming supplies
Lenny DiNardo demo tape
Jump To Conclusions mat
Scott Baio’s dignity
AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Waldo
There's no textbook for how to treat a geriatric tapir.
by Poppy on Jul 21, 2008 2:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The Bob Loblaw Law Blog
I generally bemoan the profusion of Mr Sabermetric Sporks in the Scrabble ranks who don't know the meaning or usage of 50% of the words they use. -monkeyball
by JediLeroy on Jul 21, 2008 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You, sir, are a mouthful.
It's Rhodes Scholar Night at the Coliseum tonight.
by Scottbass on Jul 21, 2008 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tobias,
Okay, you know what you do? You buy yourself a tape recorder, you just record yourself for a whole day. I think you’re going to be surprised at some of your phrasing.
I think we should throw (Barton) head first, into a pool with no water, screaming, "You like THAT? Huh, kid, do you like THAT?" Maybe that’s just the Marine in me, though. -Nico
For the record, I’ve never had a Marine in me. -Swooney's Left Foot
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2008 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The incriminating photos of Beane
That, and all of the training staff’s pharmaceutical purchase receipts for 1988-present.
Who needs competence as long as everyone smiles? @('.')@
by monkeyball on Jul 21, 2008 2:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Rich Harden's alarm clock.
He wants it back now, Larry, btw.
"PECOTA can pretty much kiss my ass."-Nico
by jeepers on Jul 21, 2008 2:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
A Pocket Guide to the Perfect Mullet.
Hot dogs, get your hot dogs.
by jjham15 on Jul 21, 2008 2:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
A Book
“Juiced” By Jose Canseco
by What Would Rickey Do on Jul 21, 2008 2:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You can fit a lot in one of those
Merit Light 100’s, Snicker’s, Pix of hot women he once dated/sort of knew (but not really), MS Degree from now-defunct online university, leaky pen from 1997, autographed card from Sal Fasano, Rabbit’s foot, crumpled piece of paper with words “Lefty = Loosey, Righty = Tighty”, another crumpled up piece of note paper “From the Desk of Mark Ellis” on which is written, “Larry – I know what you’ve been up to. One more injury and I go to Wolff with this. Your career is littered with the bodies of hurt ballplayers. Do you enjoy Langerhans starting in Center? No? Neither does anyone else. Regards, Ellie.” , promotional condom from `88 Olympics, 1/2 pound of Havarti, Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups, 3 aspirin, 1/4 ounce bag of weed, carefully folded up bag with remnants of last bag of weed, St. Pauli Girl opener, 2 lighters (both not working), matches from Francesco’s, address book, gold necklace with Christ-on-a-Cross, resin-coated glass pipe, and sourdough bread crumbs. I think that’s it.
by Mark H on Jul 21, 2008 2:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
C'mon people,
Larry Davis’s fanny pack is full of love.
I think we should throw (Barton) head first, into a pool with no water, screaming, "You like THAT? Huh, kid, do you like THAT?" Maybe that’s just the Marine in me, though. -Nico
For the record, I’ve never had a Marine in me. -Swooney's Left Foot
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2008 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Voodoo dolls of every A’s player
The hopes and dreams of A’s fans everywhere
I generally bemoan the profusion of Mr Sabermetric Sporks in the Scrabble ranks who don't know the meaning or usage of 50% of the words they use. -monkeyball
by JediLeroy on Jul 21, 2008 3:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Verne Troyer, after embarrasing himself on the VH1 show, and playing in the
horrible movie The Love Guru, he is now hiding in shame in Larry Davis’ fanny pack
by theblackpearl on Jul 21, 2008 3:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That's not the only place Verne Troyer has embarrassed himself
The link is SFW. What you do after that is beyond my control.
http://www.tmz.com/2008/06/25/mini-me-sex-tape-avert-your-eyes/
by Swooney's Left Foot on Jul 21, 2008 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
All the A's victories
"the A's need more quality preembreetive pitching" ~monkeyball
by OptimistPrime on Jul 21, 2008 3:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Marsellus Wallace's soul
"May a nit suck Cajun geese?" wonders Red. No, we see gnu Jack Cust in a yam.
by andeux on Jul 21, 2008 3:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Did the band-aid on the back of Larry's head
give it away?
"Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it?"-Steve McCatty
by 5Aces on Jul 21, 2008 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Daric Barton and Travis Buck's Mojo
"the A's need more quality preembreetive pitching" ~monkeyball
by OptimistPrime on Jul 21, 2008 3:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
A Fisher-Price Medical Kit
Remember the ones we used to get as kids? Everything’s made of plastic. The only things I can think of are Bondo, Super Glue & Shoe Goo. If he’s paranoid, a Law Enforcement grade Taser gun for some Electroshock Therapy.
by alpine26 on Jul 21, 2008 4:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
“Eye of newt, and toe of frog,
Wool of bat, and tongue of dog,
Adder’s fork, and blind-worm’s sting,
Lizard’s leg, and howlet’s wing,—
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.”
The meaning of life is not so much 'found,' as it is 'made.' --Opus
by The Dogfather on Jul 21, 2008 5:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I found out....
According to equipment manager Steve Vucinich’s myspace blog, the fanny pack consist of 7 Barry Weinberg’s rookie cards, Jack Cust’s only contact lense’s and Luis Polonia himself.
by What Would Rickey Do on Jul 21, 2008 6:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Could it be..
Barry Zito’s 90 mph fastball. Haven’t seen that thing since ‘03.
Freemont was a baaad choice!!
by dboysick on Jul 21, 2008 8:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The rest of his fanny
"God doesn't pay attention to your cute little hypotheticals." -- Jeff from LL
by oblique on Jul 21, 2008 9:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
A Visine bottle filled with sunscreen
by AsFanInLA on Jul 21, 2008 10:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
QOTM
Who needs competence as long as everyone smiles? @('.')@
by monkeyball on Jul 22, 2008 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ask an Englishman
if you know anyone from England, as them what “fanny-pack” means to them… hint: it’s ain’t something you’d want to post on a family-accessibly blog.
by rollierollieOxenfree on Jul 21, 2008 10:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Additional guesses...
Andrew Brown’s appendix and a pamphlet that reads “How to Execute a Triple Lindy at Your Friend’s Apartment Pool During the All-Star Break”
I am Ray Fosse's infatuations with Clay Wood and high-definition television.
by franks a lot on Jul 22, 2008 11:23 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bob Wickman
and a bottle of Milk of Magnesia.
by brothersky on Jul 22, 2008 1:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
meds, mostly
also some cigarettes and alcohol, assorted other goodies
oh, I see, you meant in Larry’s fanny pack!
"The Athletics at Fremont" is pretty bad
by ArakSOT on Jul 22, 2008 1:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
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