What's in the fanny pack?

by Jennifer on Jul 21, 2008 1:49 PM PDT Comment 45 comments

Poppy posted this photo in the DLD:

Thanks a lot to franks a lot who dared to dream about the contents of Lar Bear's fanny pack.

My guess of the contents o' fanny:

1. a grilled cheese sandwich
2. Eric Chavez's heart
3. a pack of Juicy Fruit
4. a paperback copy of Nuclear War Survival Skills: Updated and Expanded 1987 Edition
5. magic beans
6. a hairbrush
7. Snoopy Band Aids
8. brass knuckles
9. Jimmy Hoffa
10. the island on Lost
11. childrens' teeth
12. a detective kit
13. monkeys
14. pain medication
15. his car keys
16. medical instruments
17. a can of tuna

It's your turn. What do you think?

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Sandwich bag with Jerry Garcia's ashes

I am Ray Fosse's man crushes for Clay Wood and Jason Kendall.

by franks a lot on Jul 21, 2008 1:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Arsenic, cyanide, and a scalpel?

"PECOTA can pretty much kiss my ass."-Nico

by jeepers on Jul 21, 2008 1:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

THINGS MY FATHER BEAT ME WITH!!!

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jul 21, 2008 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I was wondering where LD has been

Since we haven’t seen him around the Coliseum and Nico and I spotted him in the Rivercats dugout this weekend. Any body know what’s up with Larry Davis?

"And sometimes, when it seems like all hope is gone, Life tosses you a special gift of a baseball game" . 7/10/08 BaseBallGirl headline

by LongTimeFan on Jul 21, 2008 1:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

rehab assignment

There's no crying in baseball!

by gigglingone on Jul 21, 2008 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Is that a fancy term for "Weight Watchers Inpatient"?

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jul 21, 2008 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Heal thyself

"the A's need more quality preembreetive pitching" ~monkeyball

by OptimistPrime on Jul 21, 2008 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

A list of great bats, with medical history, that the A's could get without giving up the farm

or spending much money and these players would help the A’s win it all but one time BB walked past Davis and didnt say hi so Davis is keeping it and never letting it out of his sight

by A'sfaninNC on Jul 21, 2008 2:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

That's actually his twin,

and the link in #16 should be this one.

The A's colors are green and gold.

by mikeA on Jul 21, 2008 2:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

dead ringers!

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Jul 21, 2008 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Grooming supplies
Lenny DiNardo demo tape
Jump To Conclusions mat
Scott Baio’s dignity
AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Waldo

There's no textbook for how to treat a geriatric tapir.

by Poppy on Jul 21, 2008 2:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

The Bob Loblaw Law Blog

I generally bemoan the profusion of Mr Sabermetric Sporks in the Scrabble ranks who don't know the meaning or usage of 50% of the words they use. -monkeyball

by JediLeroy on Jul 21, 2008 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

You, sir, are a mouthful.

It's Rhodes Scholar Night at the Coliseum tonight.

by Scottbass on Jul 21, 2008 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Tobias,

Okay, you know what you do? You buy yourself a tape recorder, you just record yourself for a whole day. I think you’re going to be surprised at some of your phrasing.

I think we should throw (Barton) head first, into a pool with no water, screaming, "You like THAT? Huh, kid, do you like THAT?" Maybe that’s just the Marine in me, though. -Nico
For the record, I’ve never had a Marine in me. -Swooney's Left Foot

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2008 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

The incriminating photos of Beane

That, and all of the training staff’s pharmaceutical purchase receipts for 1988-present.

Who needs competence as long as everyone smiles? @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jul 21, 2008 2:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Haha!

Fo real, but . . . mo hair brush.

Stomper is a badass!

by lynnzgal on Jul 21, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

He wins!

Stomper is a badass!

by lynnzgal on Jul 21, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Rich Harden's alarm clock.

He wants it back now, Larry, btw.

"PECOTA can pretty much kiss my ass."-Nico

by jeepers on Jul 21, 2008 2:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

A Pocket Guide to the Perfect Mullet.

Hot dogs, get your hot dogs.

by jjham15 on Jul 21, 2008 2:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

A Book

“Juiced” By Jose Canseco

by What Would Rickey Do on Jul 21, 2008 2:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

You can fit a lot in one of those

Merit Light 100’s, Snicker’s, Pix of hot women he once dated/sort of knew (but not really), MS Degree from now-defunct online university, leaky pen from 1997, autographed card from Sal Fasano, Rabbit’s foot, crumpled piece of paper with words “Lefty = Loosey, Righty = Tighty”, another crumpled up piece of note paper “From the Desk of Mark Ellis” on which is written, “Larry – I know what you’ve been up to. One more injury and I go to Wolff with this. Your career is littered with the bodies of hurt ballplayers. Do you enjoy Langerhans starting in Center? No? Neither does anyone else. Regards, Ellie.” , promotional condom from `88 Olympics, 1/2 pound of Havarti, Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups, 3 aspirin, 1/4 ounce bag of weed, carefully folded up bag with remnants of last bag of weed, St. Pauli Girl opener, 2 lighters (both not working), matches from Francesco’s, address book, gold necklace with Christ-on-a-Cross, resin-coated glass pipe, and sourdough bread crumbs. I think that’s it.

by Mark H on Jul 21, 2008 2:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

C'mon people,

Larry Davis’s fanny pack is full of love.

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2008 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

You win.

Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows

by Jennifer on Jul 21, 2008 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Jennifer's already here, but

QOTM.

by pam5981 on Jul 21, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Voodoo dolls of every A’s player
The hopes and dreams of A’s fans everywhere

I generally bemoan the profusion of Mr Sabermetric Sporks in the Scrabble ranks who don't know the meaning or usage of 50% of the words they use. -monkeyball

by JediLeroy on Jul 21, 2008 3:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Verne Troyer, after embarrasing himself on the VH1 show, and playing in the

horrible movie The Love Guru, he is now hiding in shame in Larry Davis’ fanny pack

by theblackpearl on Jul 21, 2008 3:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

That's not the only place Verne Troyer has embarrassed himself

The link is SFW. What you do after that is beyond my control.

http://www.tmz.com/2008/06/25/mini-me-sex-tape-avert-your-eyes/

by Swooney's Left Foot on Jul 21, 2008 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

All the A's victories

"the A's need more quality preembreetive pitching" ~monkeyball

by OptimistPrime on Jul 21, 2008 3:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Marsellus Wallace's soul

"May a nit suck Cajun geese?" wonders Red. No, we see gnu Jack Cust in a yam.

by andeux on Jul 21, 2008 3:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Did the band-aid on the back of Larry's head

give it away?

"Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it?"-Steve McCatty

by 5Aces on Jul 21, 2008 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Daric Barton and Travis Buck's Mojo

"the A's need more quality preembreetive pitching" ~monkeyball

by OptimistPrime on Jul 21, 2008 3:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

The New AN

Kissing his ass

by lerei on Jul 21, 2008 3:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

A Fisher-Price Medical Kit

Remember the ones we used to get as kids? Everything’s made of plastic. The only things I can think of are Bondo, Super Glue & Shoe Goo. If he’s paranoid, a Law Enforcement grade Taser gun for some Electroshock Therapy.

by alpine26 on Jul 21, 2008 4:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

A camel-toe

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by green star oakland on Jul 21, 2008 4:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

“Eye of newt, and toe of frog,
Wool of bat, and tongue of dog,
Adder’s fork, and blind-worm’s sting,
Lizard’s leg, and howlet’s wing,—
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.”

The meaning of life is not so much 'found,' as it is 'made.' --Opus

by The Dogfather on Jul 21, 2008 5:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I found out....

According to equipment manager Steve Vucinich’s myspace blog, the fanny pack consist of 7 Barry Weinberg’s rookie cards, Jack Cust’s only contact lense’s and Luis Polonia himself.

by What Would Rickey Do on Jul 21, 2008 6:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs