Coming to a theater near you, the epic saga of a ragtag bunch of misfits, wet-behind-the-ears rookies and has-beens who overcome adversity, japanese food, rouge swimming pool bottoms, big name trades, an array of disabilities, Emil Brown and a mercurial general manager to capture the imagination of a nation....for half a season.

Starring, in order of appearance....

Val Kilmer as 3 True Outcome Icon, Jack Cust 

and Ray Liotta as the nomadic Wes Bankston 

with Gomer Pyle, PFC as that lovable lunk, Huston Street

 SEE!  as they defy the odds and inexplicably contend with their evil detractors to the south!

WATCH!  as virtual nobodies shutdown some of the leagues best hitters!

HEAR!  the screams of pain as the team is dismantled one player at a time!

(Feel free to add your own character suggestions as we are still casting the movie.)