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Open Thread: Game 94 - A's vs. Angels (cont.)

2-0 Angels as the A's come to bat in the bottom of the fifth...

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A little plumbing! Got to plumb! Plumb the depths! The depths of hell! - Larry David, CYE

by Swooney's Left Foot on Jul 12, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Score runs plz

"There's m'fn sprinklers on the m'fn infield!'" - Ice Cream (AN), 6/13/08

by doctorK on Jul 12, 2008 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Mojo! Mojo!

Can I have a Let’s Go Oakland?

Is this Heaven? No, it's Iowa. -Field of Dreams

by IowaA'sFan on Jul 12, 2008 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Let's Go Oak-Land!

A little plumbing! Got to plumb! Plumb the depths! The depths of hell! - Larry David, CYE

by Swooney's Left Foot on Jul 12, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

clap clap clap-clap-clap

"There's m'fn sprinklers on the m'fn infield!'" - Ice Cream (AN), 6/13/08

by doctorK on Jul 12, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

But it's in a bad neighborhood!

You meet all kinds of weirdos on the Internet. Even dudes from Iowa who post links to sex dolls. It’s true!

Is this Heaven? No, it's Iowa. -Field of Dreams

by IowaA'sFan on Jul 12, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretending? EH?

Them’s fightin’ words.

Is this Heaven? No, it's Iowa. -Field of Dreams

by IowaA'sFan on Jul 12, 2008 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this Heaven? No, it's Iowa. -Field of Dreams

by IowaA'sFan on Jul 12, 2008 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

We know you're from Iowa

but you’re pretending to be a DUDE from Iowa.

"Dispatch knuckleheadedness with Bond-like aplomb." –74mk

by iglew on Jul 12, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better be careful...

or I will post a link to…
...
MY PENIS!

Is this Heaven? No, it's Iowa. -Field of Dreams

by IowaA'sFan on Jul 12, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reminds me of Fark.

Ah, the good old days.

Is this Heaven? No, it's Iowa. -Field of Dreams

by IowaA'sFan on Jul 12, 2008 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm sure somebody has already brought this up

But it really is too bad about Bobby Murcer. 19 months is a long time to fight brain cancer. Tough dude.

Ryan Sweeney: I probably irrationally embraced him before you did.

by Joey C. on Jul 12, 2008 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Cancer sucks

"There's m'fn sprinklers on the m'fn infield!'" - Ice Cream (AN), 6/13/08

by doctorK on Jul 12, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry. I'll start now.

Oops. Maybe now.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jul 12, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Went to the party part, but not the game

(fighting a “bug” – not quite up to it).

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jul 12, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why aren't you at AN day?

Someone had to stay home and tend the store?

"Dispatch knuckleheadedness with Bond-like aplomb." –74mk

by iglew on Jul 12, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think he backed off from going since

too many of the more recent quicker-witted members were going to put him on the spot.

alaska A

by ak_A on Jul 12, 2008 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I met PaulThomas today

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jul 12, 2008 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, not quite

Knowing you weren’t there, it just didn’t seem worth staying.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jul 12, 2008 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Santana has a nasty slider tonight

and the A’s are all too willing to swing at it

"There's m'fn sprinklers on the m'fn infield!'" - Ice Cream (AN), 6/13/08

by doctorK on Jul 12, 2008 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Trouble is, he's also throwing it for strikes

Not much we can do except ask, “WHY DOESN’T HE EVER HAVE ONE OF HIS BAD OUTINGS AGAINST US THE A’S???”

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jul 12, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hannahan and Murphy makes the Baby Jebus cry

A little plumbing! Got to plumb! Plumb the depths! The depths of hell! - Larry David, CYE

by Swooney's Left Foot on Jul 12, 2008 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Can't we just let Petit play the entire left side of the infield?

Ryan Sweeney: I probably irrationally embraced him before you did.

by Joey C. on Jul 12, 2008 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least play him somewhere instead of rotting on the bench

A little plumbing! Got to plumb! Plumb the depths! The depths of hell! - Larry David, CYE

by Swooney's Left Foot on Jul 12, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not looking for a fight here

but do you guys seriously thing any of the mare worthy of playing?

HR power is certainly expensive, and it makes things much easier. It’s kind of like owning a car, as opposed to rent/mortgage, which is an absolute necessity; the baseball equivalent is pitching; and, yes, that makes the Rangers homeless overpass trolls. -Monkeyball

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 12, 2008 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously?

No

A little plumbing! Got to plumb! Plumb the depths! The depths of hell! - Larry David, CYE

by Swooney's Left Foot on Jul 12, 2008 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whew

Thank you.

HR power is certainly expensive, and it makes things much easier. It’s kind of like owning a car, as opposed to rent/mortgage, which is an absolute necessity; the baseball equivalent is pitching; and, yes, that makes the Rangers homeless overpass trolls. -Monkeyball

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 12, 2008 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I have to choose between a shit sandwich and a colostomy bag gyro

I take whichever one can hit above their weight. Bye bye, Donnie Murphy.

Ryan Sweeney: I probably irrationally embraced him before you did.

by Joey C. on Jul 12, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Feces Yum Rocket!

A little plumbing! Got to plumb! Plumb the depths! The depths of hell! - Larry David, CYE

by Swooney's Left Foot on Jul 12, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I find myself wanting to throw something at the TV every time I hear...

...”$5 footlong yum rocket” or whatever the hell it is.

Yum rocket?

WTF?

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by Flashfire on Jul 12, 2008 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mojo falls short.

"God doesn't pay attention to your cute little hypotheticals." -- Jeff from LL

by oblique on Jul 12, 2008 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm amazed there are 340 posts already.

Why aren’t you all who live in the Oakland area at the game?

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 12, 2008 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Ah...say no more...and Happy Birthday

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 12, 2008 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah

Happy Birthday to Lily! Sorry I can’t go to the party tomorrow…there’s a Dave Stewart jersey to be gotten! I kinda feel like a heel but I hoped you’d understand.

by Philip Christy on Jul 12, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

On the Flintstones there'd be a big shoe over your face now

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 12, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Audition for a 49ers national anthem spot

"God doesn't pay attention to your cute little hypotheticals." -- Jeff from LL

by oblique on Jul 12, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Break a leg

Or pull an oblique. Whatever.

A little plumbing! Got to plumb! Plumb the depths! The depths of hell! - Larry David, CYE

by Swooney's Left Foot on Jul 12, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks! and...ow.

"God doesn't pay attention to your cute little hypotheticals." -- Jeff from LL

by oblique on Jul 12, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

good luck, can't be a lot of slots for that!

Everything is sunshine when you are Ray Fosse, bitches.

by stormtown on Jul 12, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks -- should've said, we were successful!

"God doesn't pay attention to your cute little hypotheticals." -- Jeff from LL

by oblique on Jul 12, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow Congratulations!

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 12, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you!

"God doesn't pay attention to your cute little hypotheticals." -- Jeff from LL

by oblique on Jul 12, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woo! Congrats.

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ohtobe21likehuston: But you're good at drinking and cussing. Two out of three ain't bad.

by pam5981 on Jul 13, 2008 1:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh no, Casilla warming up

"There's m'fn sprinklers on the m'fn infield!'" - Ice Cream (AN), 6/13/08

by doctorK on Jul 12, 2008 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

He had to warm up sometime

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 12, 2008 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's right.

Put Casilla in. That’ll put out the fire. Sigh.

Is this Heaven? No, it's Iowa. -Field of Dreams

by IowaA'sFan on Jul 12, 2008 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Do we really want Casilla pitching to Kotchman here?

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 12, 2008 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

If we could only channel the April Casilla...

Maybe it’s time for a seance?

"God doesn't pay attention to your cute little hypotheticals." -- Jeff from LL

by oblique on Jul 12, 2008 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

"God doesn't pay attention to your cute little hypotheticals." -- Jeff from LL

by oblique on Jul 12, 2008 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

And had surgery apparently

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 12, 2008 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dated an April Casilla

A little plumbing! Got to plumb! Plumb the depths! The depths of hell! - Larry David, CYE

by Swooney's Left Foot on Jul 12, 2008 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was she an A's pitcher?

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 12, 2008 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

My 7-year-old daughter

Is determined to be the first female A’s player. I TOTALLY support her dream.

Is this Heaven? No, it's Iowa. -Field of Dreams

by IowaA'sFan on Jul 12, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have you started sucking up yet?

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 12, 2008 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

good arm?

Love the Lansford Stache! LOVE IT DAMN IT.

by Langerhans4Pres on Jul 12, 2008 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did she shake you off frequently?

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 12, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you fail to score?

"God doesn't pay attention to your cute little hypotheticals." -- Jeff from LL

by oblique on Jul 12, 2008 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

0.00 ERA

A little plumbing! Got to plumb! Plumb the depths! The depths of hell! - Larry David, CYE

by Swooney's Left Foot on Jul 12, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

bet she lied about her age

Everything is sunshine when you are Ray Fosse, bitches.

by stormtown on Jul 12, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was her real name June Garcia?

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by DMOAS on Jul 12, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Serial QOTM

"God doesn't pay attention to your cute little hypotheticals." -- Jeff from LL

by oblique on Jul 12, 2008 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

It May have been

A little plumbing! Got to plumb! Plumb the depths! The depths of hell! - Larry David, CYE

by Swooney's Left Foot on Jul 13, 2008 1:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Much like Highlander, there can only be one April

Ryan Sweeney: I probably irrationally embraced him before you did.

by Joey C. on Jul 12, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe Geren is cashing it in for the day

Make sure we got the A squad for Duke’s start.

Ryan Sweeney: I probably irrationally embraced him before you did.

by Joey C. on Jul 12, 2008 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

We have an A squad?

"There's m'fn sprinklers on the m'fn infield!'" - Ice Cream (AN), 6/13/08

by doctorK on Jul 12, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

A little plumbing! Got to plumb! Plumb the depths! The depths of hell! - Larry David, CYE

by Swooney's Left Foot on Jul 12, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

We have a AA squad and a AAA squad too.

But that’s about it…

"God doesn't pay attention to your cute little hypotheticals." -- Jeff from LL

by oblique on Jul 12, 2008 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

... Such as it is

Ryan Sweeney: I probably irrationally embraced him before you did.

by Joey C. on Jul 12, 2008 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEAH!

5-4-3!!

Alright…take the momentum!

"God doesn't pay attention to your cute little hypotheticals." -- Jeff from LL

by oblique on Jul 12, 2008 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Why isn't Kotchman PH'ing?

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 12, 2008 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Jairo Ziggy!

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jul 12, 2008 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay April!

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 12, 2008 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Beautiful!

I love me some DP action.

Is this Heaven? No, it's Iowa. -Field of Dreams

by IowaA'sFan on Jul 12, 2008 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

That's what she said

A little plumbing! Got to plumb! Plumb the depths! The depths of hell! - Larry David, CYE

by Swooney's Left Foot on Jul 12, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Around the horn!

That’s what she said. Baaaaaaaa!

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jul 12, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow.

This is a dirtier than usual game thread. Not that I had anything to do with it.

Is this Heaven? No, it's Iowa. -Field of Dreams

by IowaA'sFan on Jul 12, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

get away from my end!

Everything is sunshine when you are Ray Fosse, bitches.

by stormtown on Jul 12, 2008 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice DP!

Awesome.

Ryan Sweeney: I probably irrationally embraced him before you did.

by Joey C. on Jul 12, 2008 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow. In the 10th, Cards go up 11-10

In the bottom half of the inning, Jason Michael goes yard for a 12-11 Pirates win

by SwisherThresher on Jul 12, 2008 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Isn't he on the Indians?

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 12, 2008 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

with a quick search

it appears he was traded to Pit in May

by SwisherThresher on Jul 12, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's paying off

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 12, 2008 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this a joke?

"God doesn't pay attention to your cute little hypotheticals." -- Jeff from LL

by oblique on Jul 12, 2008 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

ummm

no. he just said he met him in person. obviously his personality as a poster on AN is well established.

maybe i missed what your comment is in reference to. i’ve been assembling an ikea chair and not following.

by Mark Borgschulte on Jul 12, 2008 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry...it was just my (failed) attempt at an impression :-)

"God doesn't pay attention to your cute little hypotheticals." -- Jeff from LL

by oblique on Jul 12, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahah

i understand. that is a favorite of his.

by Mark Borgschulte on Jul 12, 2008 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know

once you pointed it out, it’s it was pretty good.

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by DMOAS on Jul 12, 2008 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

People are a lot nicer when you can actually meet them

and they become people instead of “user names” – we did a little Kumbaya.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jul 12, 2008 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you call them by their real names or user names?

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 12, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah

I’d imagine. It would be… interesting… to see someone try to maintain that persona face to face.

by Mark Borgschulte on Jul 12, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

smart?

probably not that difficult.

by oakinboston on Jul 12, 2008 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least we got a hit

Prince: This bores me. Is anyone up for a game of basketball?

by baseb3383 on Jul 12, 2008 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn.

The A’s are totally impotent tonight.
...
You all have dirty minds. That’s not what I meant.

Is this Heaven? No, it's Iowa. -Field of Dreams

by IowaA'sFan on Jul 12, 2008 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

This will come as a great disappointment to a number of people

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 12, 2008 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Due to the Angels' prophylactic pitching and defense.

"God doesn't pay attention to your cute little hypotheticals." -- Jeff from LL

by oblique on Jul 12, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep.

Them Angels have tied a big tight lambskin on our bats tonight.

Is this Heaven? No, it's Iowa. -Field of Dreams

by IowaA'sFan on Jul 12, 2008 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's going to be very hard

Prince: This bores me. Is anyone up for a game of basketball?

by baseb3383 on Jul 12, 2008 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well...

as fans, we don’t necessarily know the ins and outs of the situation.

"God doesn't pay attention to your cute little hypotheticals." -- Jeff from LL

by oblique on Jul 12, 2008 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, I forget...

... was there any good reason why Ron Washington didn’t get a shot to manage this team? I’m sure he can toe the company line just as well as Mr. Company Man Geren.

Ryan Sweeney: I probably irrationally embraced him before you did.

by Joey C. on Jul 12, 2008 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

He wasn't the best man

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 12, 2008 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

awesome

if pun was intended.

If not, well… still awesome.

"Dispatch knuckleheadedness with Bond-like aplomb." –74mk

by iglew on Jul 12, 2008 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

And probably true sadly

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 12, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually don't think the pun is true

But it’s still funny.

I think Wash preferred Texas. I think he interviewed for both because he would have taken either job, but if he were offered both, he’d take Texas. I think Billy knew that, and that’s why Billy didn’t offer his job to anyone until after they found out if Texas would choose Wash.

Of course that’s all speculation and we’ll never know, but that’s my theory.

"Dispatch knuckleheadedness with Bond-like aplomb." –74mk

by iglew on Jul 12, 2008 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

watching BBTN

theyre discussing what a 3rd base coach does (yawn), and Chris Singleton just gave a glowing review of Wash’s skills in oakland- all the scouting he did of various outfield arms etc.

by oakinboston on Jul 12, 2008 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

What

the
hell
is
that?

"There's m'fn sprinklers on the m'fn infield!'" - Ice Cream (AN), 6/13/08

by doctorK on Jul 12, 2008 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Ziggy up in the pen!

AN rejoices!

Is this Heaven? No, it's Iowa. -Field of Dreams

by IowaA'sFan on Jul 12, 2008 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

We must rejoice at least three times per game then

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 12, 2008 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Everyday Brad Ziegler"

Think it’ll catch on? No?

Is this Heaven? No, it's Iowa. -Field of Dreams

by IowaA'sFan on Jul 12, 2008 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I keep not paying attention and then

when I look in, we always have two outs. or I see the pitcher bumble a come backer like just now.

alaska A

by ak_A on Jul 12, 2008 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

That should totally be the game recap

A little plumbing! Got to plumb! Plumb the depths! The depths of hell! - Larry David, CYE

by Swooney's Left Foot on Jul 12, 2008 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

What happened to Casilla?

he was dominant at the start of the year. and no so dominant lately.

by Mark Borgschulte on Jul 12, 2008 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

He wasn't actually that good then, and he isn't actually this bad now

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 12, 2008 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

True.

Still, he seemed to have better control. Perhaps it was a mirage.

Is this Heaven? No, it's Iowa. -Field of Dreams

by IowaA'sFan on Jul 12, 2008 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

True, he needs to attack the zone more

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 12, 2008 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

GAAAA!

Don’t go there.

Is this Heaven? No, it's Iowa. -Field of Dreams

by IowaA'sFan on Jul 12, 2008 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trip to the DL had something to do with it

"There's m'fn sprinklers on the m'fn infield!'" - Ice Cream (AN), 6/13/08

by doctorK on Jul 12, 2008 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Blew him away

"There's m'fn sprinklers on the m'fn infield!'" - Ice Cream (AN), 6/13/08

by doctorK on Jul 12, 2008 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

dang

"There's m'fn sprinklers on the m'fn infield!'" - Ice Cream (AN), 6/13/08

by doctorK on Jul 12, 2008 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Murton throws like Johnny Damon

A little plumbing! Got to plumb! Plumb the depths! The depths of hell! - Larry David, CYE

by Swooney's Left Foot on Jul 12, 2008 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes, everything they said about him is true

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 12, 2008 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah... girl Johnny Damon.

Sorry girls, I didn’t mean it.

Is this Heaven? No, it's Iowa. -Field of Dreams

by IowaA'sFan on Jul 12, 2008 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hopefully your 7 yr old will throw like CarGo

A little plumbing! Got to plumb! Plumb the depths! The depths of hell! - Larry David, CYE

by Swooney's Left Foot on Jul 12, 2008 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or Harden, except...you know

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 12, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

She will throw like Willie Mays.

I promise.

Is this Heaven? No, it's Iowa. -Field of Dreams

by IowaA'sFan on Jul 12, 2008 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then she'll have to hit, run and field like him as well

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 12, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah.

She’ll hit like Ruth, run like Rickey, and field like MaEl. In my dreams.

Is this Heaven? No, it's Iowa. -Field of Dreams

by IowaA'sFan on Jul 12, 2008 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Amazingly Mays actually did all those things

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 12, 2008 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok... good point.

I’ll let her know.

Is this Heaven? No, it's Iowa. -Field of Dreams

by IowaA'sFan on Jul 12, 2008 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

She already has slightly better strike zone judgment

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jul 12, 2008 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't really understand why Ziggy wasn't

summoned to face Hunter in a DP situation with righties coming up.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jul 12, 2008 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a major fail on the part of Geren

"There's m'fn sprinklers on the m'fn infield!'" - Ice Cream (AN), 6/13/08

by doctorK on Jul 12, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nico, are you at the game?

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 12, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is not

He is feeling a little under the weather

by Mark Borgschulte on Jul 12, 2008 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry to hear that.

I was hoping he was posting from an I-Phone

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 12, 2008 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait

he’s under the Heat? Are the cops finally on to him?

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by DMOAS on Jul 12, 2008 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I find myself

questioning a lot of Geren’s moves. Mainly just real head shakers than completely and totally boneheaded moves.

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by DMOAS on Jul 12, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did they show the AN section on TV?

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 12, 2008 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm trying to figure out how many runs have scored against the A's

in the past year and a half when Geren left a pitcher in one batter too long when EVERYBODY ON THE PLANET knew he should’ve taken him out. I’m guessing it’s around 75-100 already. He does this stupid crap at least once a week. Last week he did it twice and cost them the game.

http://bocropleasestopswingingatbadpitches.blogspot.com/

by thejd44 on Jul 12, 2008 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Ya but the hypothetical reliever would have allowed some too

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by WaddellCanseco on Jul 12, 2008 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

True, sometimes the right move doesn't work

But that probably cancels out all the wrong moves that happened to work.

Ok, I’ll say 50 runs based on incompetence.

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by thejd44 on Jul 12, 2008 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

75-100 in Blanton starts alone

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by Swooney's Left Foot on Jul 12, 2008 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

But Blanton's a horse

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by WaddellCanseco on Jul 12, 2008 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shoot me and put me out of my misery

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by Swooney's Left Foot on Jul 12, 2008 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least this time he remembered to walk Vlad.

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by DMOAS on Jul 12, 2008 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like how Scioscia likes to that the bat out of Vlad's hands

by bunting the guy ahead of him in the lineup.

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by doctorK on Jul 12, 2008 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t like Ervin Santana. He can has loss plz?

by drmmerchk on Jul 12, 2008 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Ellis with the single

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by doctorK on Jul 12, 2008 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Does MaEl realize we're playing at home?

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 12, 2008 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Shhh...don't tell him

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by WaddellCanseco on Jul 12, 2008 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah

he just realized that theri quota was only 2 runs and that getting 2 runs would lead to unnecessary extra innings. But now that Casilla allowed the 3rd run, they can go ahead and meet their quota.

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by DMOAS on Jul 12, 2008 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay Mark!

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by WaddellCanseco on Jul 12, 2008 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

DB?!

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 12, 2008 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Let’s go team! I picked a good time to turn the game on lol

by drmmerchk on Jul 12, 2008 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Don't EVER leave.

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by oblique on Jul 12, 2008 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha I’ll be here the rest of the game :)

by drmmerchk on Jul 12, 2008 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll settle for that ;-)

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by oblique on Jul 12, 2008 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on Jackahan...time to cash in.

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by oblique on Jul 12, 2008 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

HANNAHAN!

let’s go, JACK!

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 12, 2008 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Swinging bunt for Hanny

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by doctorK on Jul 12, 2008 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I’d prefer a hit, but if you’re gonna get an out I guess that was an OK one.

by drmmerchk on Jul 12, 2008 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Angels Style Baseball

Unlike the A’s … the Angles understand that a 3-0 lead is a much, much bigger lead in the 7th inning than a 2-run lead, so they are willing to give up an out and move a guy over into scoring position. On top of that, the Angels actually practice bunting, so the guy actually puts a good one down with 2 strikes. The A’s never would have bunted in that situation. We can debate it all day long, but the Angels like to put the pressure on, on, on, whereas the A’s want to wait for someone to hit a big home run. Seems to me that when the club had Giambi and Tejada, that made good sense. With today’s club, it’s insanity.

by solotar on Jul 12, 2008 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Dude.

By game thread standards, that was like, an epic post.

And yeah, you’re probably right.

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by IowaA'sFan on Jul 12, 2008 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOT a K and not a DP

is a victory for Hannahan.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 12, 2008 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

What's a victory for Murphy

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by Swooney's Left Foot on Jul 12, 2008 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Certainly it wasn't that AB

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by doctorK on Jul 12, 2008 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

batting his weight

Love the Lansford Stache! LOVE IT DAMN IT.

by Langerhans4Pres on Jul 12, 2008 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, no DP

That’s as close as he usually comes to a personal victory.

by Philip Christy on Jul 12, 2008 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone guessing big 3-run homer here for Donnie Murphy? ...Anyone? ...No?

by Philip Christy on Jul 12, 2008 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I'd be thrilled with a base hit...

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by oblique on Jul 12, 2008 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

(raises hand sheepishly)

(pulls it back down quickly)

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 12, 2008 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

positive energy, man, c'mon.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 12, 2008 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Murphy looked terrible there.

by drmmerchk on Jul 12, 2008 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Murphy gets a fat slider and looks

Gets one in the dirt and swings

Don’t understand it

by Trainman on Jul 12, 2008 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's a bad hitter

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by WaddellCanseco on Jul 12, 2008 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let's go, Kurt!

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 12, 2008 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Zooks.

Time to channel Kurt Klutch!

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by oblique on Jul 12, 2008 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Did Murphy just kiss his bat?

That’s so sweet. Fewer K’s would be sweeter.

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by IowaA'sFan on Jul 12, 2008 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe it was a kiss of death

and he’s about to go inflict some damage on a water cooler.

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by oblique on Jul 12, 2008 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can't look...

hides

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by Morgasm on Jul 12, 2008 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMNIT! ahhh that would have been NICE.

by drmmerchk on Jul 12, 2008 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Urgh. Almost, Kurt, try it again.

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by oblique on Jul 12, 2008 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

ohsoclose...

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 12, 2008 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

all game

HR power is certainly expensive, and it makes things much easier. It’s kind of like owning a car, as opposed to rent/mortgage, which is an absolute necessity; the baseball equivalent is pitching; and, yes, that makes the Rangers homeless overpass trolls. -Monkeyball

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 12, 2008 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

How did he not know that was coming?

by drmmerchk on Jul 12, 2008 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Incredible but true

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 12, 2008 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

....

damn

HR power is certainly expensive, and it makes things much easier. It’s kind of like owning a car, as opposed to rent/mortgage, which is an absolute necessity; the baseball equivalent is pitching; and, yes, that makes the Rangers homeless overpass trolls. -Monkeyball

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 12, 2008 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

We did trade 2 pitchers for three hitters

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 12, 2008 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only ash, no maple

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 12, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

We have bats

Just no one who can swing them effectively.

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by oblique on Jul 12, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

We can't lay off the slider either.

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 12, 2008 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really dislike

Santana

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 12, 2008 8:13 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

+1

Love the Lansford Stache! LOVE IT DAMN IT.

by Langerhans4Pres on Jul 12, 2008 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

God it annoys me to no end

how Santana went from being soo terrible to good over night.

When will then be now? Soon.

by Syphon on Jul 12, 2008 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

'roids?

Oh yeah, I went there.

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by IowaA'sFan on Jul 12, 2008 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's not exactly cut

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 12, 2008 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I know.

I’m just looking for excuses.

Go ZIGGY!

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by IowaA'sFan on Jul 12, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why is Ziggy in now?

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 12, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trying to keep it close

"There's m'fn sprinklers on the m'fn infield!'" - Ice Cream (AN), 6/13/08

by doctorK on Jul 12, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are we going to hit 3 HRs in the 9th?

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 12, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd settle for four

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by doctorK on Jul 12, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know no curse

That suffices to express my feelings about that inning.

Is this Heaven? No, it's Iowa. -Field of Dreams

by IowaA'sFan on Jul 12, 2008 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

it is a familiar feeling though,

no?

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 12, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to punch a baby.

Good thing I’m not in a nursery…

"That Crosby kid, as well as that Chavez guy, suck." - my Grandfather
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by Morgasm on Jul 12, 2008 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

And too bad I am

Eh, stupid kid deserved it, crying and everything. Waaah this, waaaah that. Sheesh.

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by Nico on Jul 12, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ziggy's the man

HR power is certainly expensive, and it makes things much easier. It’s kind of like owning a car, as opposed to rent/mortgage, which is an absolute necessity; the baseball equivalent is pitching; and, yes, that makes the Rangers homeless overpass trolls. -Monkeyball

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 12, 2008 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Quick poll:

When will Ziggy give up a run?

1) Today
2) This month
3) This season
4) Never

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by IowaA'sFan on Jul 12, 2008 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Today

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 12, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey!

What’s the matter with yOU!?!?

by Emmett89 on Jul 12, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

4 is bad, because it means a career-ending injury soon

3 is actually the best answer because it includes 1 and 2.

I wanted to give the most “outside-the-box” answer.

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 12, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's nice.

I have one word for you: FAIL. : )

Is this Heaven? No, it's Iowa. -Field of Dreams

by IowaA'sFan on Jul 12, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nobody likes "outside-the-box" solutions till decades later

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 12, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

isn't it kinda like a no-hitter?

no talky?

HR power is certainly expensive, and it makes things much easier. It’s kind of like owning a car, as opposed to rent/mortgage, which is an absolute necessity; the baseball equivalent is pitching; and, yes, that makes the Rangers homeless overpass trolls. -Monkeyball

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 12, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tonight?

No.

Is this Heaven? No, it's Iowa. -Field of Dreams

by IowaA'sFan on Jul 12, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm,

okay, then I go with either 2 or 3…

HR power is certainly expensive, and it makes things much easier. It’s kind of like owning a car, as opposed to rent/mortgage, which is an absolute necessity; the baseball equivalent is pitching; and, yes, that makes the Rangers homeless overpass trolls. -Monkeyball

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 12, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

5

Next season.

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by Morgasm on Jul 12, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

He can do that.

HR power is certainly expensive, and it makes things much easier. It’s kind of like owning a car, as opposed to rent/mortgage, which is an absolute necessity; the baseball equivalent is pitching; and, yes, that makes the Rangers homeless overpass trolls. -Monkeyball

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 12, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's the least he can do after we put him in the ASG

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 12, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

er she

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 12, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would be pretty cool.

Except then who would be pitching?

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by Morgasm on Jul 12, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Weaver?

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 12, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

THAT'S the changeup -

and why I think Ziggy can keep getting lefties out. Beautiful pitch.

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by Nico on Jul 12, 2008 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Good thing

Comcast and Fox think it’s a good idea to keep me from seeing that changeup.

I mean, otherwise, I might not have watched the METS AND THE FRICKING ROCKIES TODAY!

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 12, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

THATS RIGHT SCOSCIA

SIT DOWN KOTCHMAN.

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by Morgasm on Jul 12, 2008 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Ziggy getting the win on AN Day

would be too cool.

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by Nico on Jul 12, 2008 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

KK

just told me that Ol’ Purple Lips passed Mickey Mantle today.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 12, 2008 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Purple lips? Pardon?

Please inform.

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by IowaA'sFan on Jul 12, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alex Rodriguez

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 12, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah.

He’s so goddamned good.

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by IowaA'sFan on Jul 12, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE

uses steroids.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 12, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why?

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 12, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's also known as Slappy McBluelips

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 12, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Need. Baserunners.

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by oblique on Jul 12, 2008 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

“makes a fine catch” really, steve? a fine catch? he ran past it and had to come back… i dunno about “fine”...
why am i listening to the game. I should hit mute.

by drmmerchk on Jul 12, 2008 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Does Shields pitch against anyone else

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by Swooney's Left Foot on Jul 12, 2008 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought he was supposed to suck terribly in Oakland. Doesn’t he have like 8 losses here? He should remember where he is and start blowing the game.

by drmmerchk on Jul 12, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

He does have a lot of losses in the Coliseum

But when you pitch in every game, that’s bound to happen (unless your name is Ervan Santana)

A little plumbing! Got to plumb! Plumb the depths! The depths of hell! - Larry David, CYE

by Swooney's Left Foot on Jul 12, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

our 2b is better than your 2b neener neener neener haha

by drmmerchk on Jul 12, 2008 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Baserunner

DFA

HR power is certainly expensive, and it makes things much easier. It’s kind of like owning a car, as opposed to rent/mortgage, which is an absolute necessity; the baseball equivalent is pitching; and, yes, that makes the Rangers homeless overpass trolls. -Monkeyball

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 12, 2008 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

DFA on base.

Yay

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by Morgasm on Jul 12, 2008 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Need. More. Baserunners.

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by oblique on Jul 12, 2008 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

worked the first time...

keep it up.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 12, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay Emil!

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 12, 2008 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

and that should've been Ball 4

HELMET: Sandurz, what's going on?
SANDURZ: It's Mega Maid. She's gone from suck to
blow!

by SoCalA'sFan on Jul 12, 2008 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Baserunner

BeepBeep

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 12, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, I'm lettin' it all out

LET’S GO OAKLAND! SCORE SOME GODDAMNED RUNS ALREADY! IT’S AN DAY FOR GOD’S SAKE! LET’S GO, BITCHES!!!!!

Is this Heaven? No, it's Iowa. -Field of Dreams

by IowaA'sFan on Jul 12, 2008 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

um...

(+1)

HR power is certainly expensive, and it makes things much easier. It’s kind of like owning a car, as opposed to rent/mortgage, which is an absolute necessity; the baseball equivalent is pitching; and, yes, that makes the Rangers homeless overpass trolls. -Monkeyball

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 12, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

YYYYYEEEEEEESSSSSSS!

That’s what I’m talkin’ ‘bout.

Is this Heaven? No, it's Iowa. -Field of Dreams

by IowaA'sFan on Jul 12, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol I’d rather have the hit! GO A’s!!!! SUCK IT SHIELDS!!!

by drmmerchk on Jul 12, 2008 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

CarGon with another 2B

And we HAVE A RUN!

"There's m'fn sprinklers on the m'fn infield!'" - Ice Cream (AN), 6/13/08

by doctorK on Jul 12, 2008 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Carlos I <3 you in the most hetero way possible

HELMET: Sandurz, what's going on?
SANDURZ: It's Mega Maid. She's gone from suck to
blow!

by SoCalA'sFan on Jul 12, 2008 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

"Most hetero way possible"

means you have to be a woman.

"Dispatch knuckleheadedness with Bond-like aplomb." –74mk

by iglew on Jul 12, 2008 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

CARLOS

GONZALEZSZZZZZ

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by Morgasm on Jul 12, 2008 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay Carlos!

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 12, 2008 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Need. A. Single.

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by oblique on Jul 12, 2008 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

now shields is mad. LET’S GET HIM BOYS!!! GO A’s!!!!

by drmmerchk on Jul 12, 2008 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

oblique! say it!

what do we need?

HR power is certainly expensive, and it makes things much easier. It’s kind of like owning a car, as opposed to rent/mortgage, which is an absolute necessity; the baseball equivalent is pitching; and, yes, that makes the Rangers homeless overpass trolls. -Monkeyball

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 12, 2008 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Apparently more specific requests are less effective...

"God doesn't pay attention to your cute little hypotheticals." -- Jeff from LL

by oblique on Jul 12, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember that

for K-Rud time.

HR power is certainly expensive, and it makes things much easier. It’s kind of like owning a car, as opposed to rent/mortgage, which is an absolute necessity; the baseball equivalent is pitching; and, yes, that makes the Rangers homeless overpass trolls. -Monkeyball

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 12, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scot Shields

Suck it suck it suck it suck it suck it.

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by Kimberly on Jul 12, 2008 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

C'mon Dakota.

Be the ball

"That Crosby kid, as well as that Chavez guy, suck." - my Grandfather
Currently Listening: Kanye West - Graduation; In Flames - A Sense of Purpose.

by Morgasm on Jul 12, 2008 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh. OK so last inning we were really close but didn’t score. This time we got one. We’re good for at LEAST two next inning, right? Sulk off 2.0? Come on A’s!!!!

by drmmerchk on Jul 12, 2008 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

If there's an opportunity to humiliate K-Rod

I can think of no better day for it.

"God doesn't pay attention to your cute little hypotheticals." -- Jeff from LL

by oblique on Jul 12, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

And they say America's youth isn't good at mathematics

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 12, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

....

damn.

HR power is certainly expensive, and it makes things much easier. It’s kind of like owning a car, as opposed to rent/mortgage, which is an absolute necessity; the baseball equivalent is pitching; and, yes, that makes the Rangers homeless overpass trolls. -Monkeyball

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 12, 2008 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

aww nice try

now we get to see goggle-rod come in and celebrate like he just won the world series.

I HATE him so much.

An another note, does anyone remember the game back in 2005 when F-ROD dropped a throwback from the pitcher and Kendall scored to win the game?

They were selling “Walk off Drop” t-shirts in the stadium the next day. I bought one but lost it and have ALWAYS wanted to wear that to Angel stadium.

HELMET: Sandurz, what's going on?
SANDURZ: It's Mega Maid. She's gone from suck to
blow!

by SoCalA'sFan on Jul 12, 2008 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

THAT

was awesome.

HR power is certainly expensive, and it makes things much easier. It’s kind of like owning a car, as opposed to rent/mortgage, which is an absolute necessity; the baseball equivalent is pitching; and, yes, that makes the Rangers homeless overpass trolls. -Monkeyball

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 12, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was a fun game.

I was at it, I kept the ticket too.
Best thing ever.

"That Crosby kid, as well as that Chavez guy, suck." - my Grandfather
Currently Listening: Kanye West - Graduation; In Flames - A Sense of Purpose.

by Morgasm on Jul 12, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was my favorite A’s memory ever… even though I was watching it on TV it was so magical.

by drmmerchk on Jul 12, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

and +1

on the hate.

What is it about goggles? Everyone that wear them is just the epitome of blech.

HR power is certainly expensive, and it makes things much easier. It’s kind of like owning a car, as opposed to rent/mortgage, which is an absolute necessity; the baseball equivalent is pitching; and, yes, that makes the Rangers homeless overpass trolls. -Monkeyball

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 12, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked Kareem

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 12, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

ninny.

not to steal from BS, but…ninny. he was a ninny.

HR power is certainly expensive, and it makes things much easier. It’s kind of like owning a car, as opposed to rent/mortgage, which is an absolute necessity; the baseball equivalent is pitching; and, yes, that makes the Rangers homeless overpass trolls. -Monkeyball

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 12, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

You try dragging Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 12, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have you ever been to a Turkish prison?

Is this Heaven? No, it's Iowa. -Field of Dreams

by IowaA'sFan on Jul 12, 2008 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm going next year.

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 12, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Amelia Earhart was pretty cool.

She totally rocked those goggles.

"Dispatch knuckleheadedness with Bond-like aplomb." –74mk

by iglew on Jul 12, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was at that game as well

but i REALLY want that T-shirt.

It went something like “July xxx, 2005. A’s 4, Angels 3. Walk off Drop”

HELMET: Sandurz, what's going on?
SANDURZ: It's Mega Maid. She's gone from suck to
blow!

by SoCalA'sFan on Jul 12, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can make you one

here in the sign shop.

HR power is certainly expensive, and it makes things much easier. It’s kind of like owning a car, as opposed to rent/mortgage, which is an absolute necessity; the baseball equivalent is pitching; and, yes, that makes the Rangers homeless overpass trolls. -Monkeyball

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 12, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

do you recall exactly what it looked like though?

B/c i don’t remember the date or exact layout. The originality of it means a lot to me

HELMET: Sandurz, what's going on?
SANDURZ: It's Mega Maid. She's gone from suck to
blow!

by SoCalA'sFan on Jul 12, 2008 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Send up Barton, Hannahan, Bowen in the 9th

That’s about all you can really do.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jul 12, 2008 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Does anyone remember?????

DOES ANYONE REMEMBER???
... That was only, like, the most awesome thing EVER.

Is this Heaven? No, it's Iowa. -Field of Dreams

by IowaA'sFan on Jul 12, 2008 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Oops.

That was supposed to be a reply to SoCal.

Is this Heaven? No, it's Iowa. -Field of Dreams

by IowaA'sFan on Jul 12, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sex the first time was better

but the walk-off drop lasted longer…

HR power is certainly expensive, and it makes things much easier. It’s kind of like owning a car, as opposed to rent/mortgage, which is an absolute necessity; the baseball equivalent is pitching; and, yes, that makes the Rangers homeless overpass trolls. -Monkeyball

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 12, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

you're supposed to train yourself before the first time!

HELMET: Sandurz, what's going on?
SANDURZ: It's Mega Maid. She's gone from suck to
blow!

by SoCalA'sFan on Jul 12, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

The first time I had sex

She did a sulk-off too.

Is this Heaven? No, it's Iowa. -Field of Dreams

by IowaA'sFan on Jul 12, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least she was in the room

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 12, 2008 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Um...Street?

A little plumbing! Got to plumb! Plumb the depths! The depths of hell! - Larry David, CYE

by Swooney's Left Foot on Jul 12, 2008 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Hell to the yeah.

You know how we roll in non-save situations.

"That Crosby kid, as well as that Chavez guy, suck." - my Grandfather
Currently Listening: Kanye West - Graduation; In Flames - A Sense of Purpose.

by Morgasm on Jul 12, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

He won the 11 inning game in a non-save situation

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 12, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah

Closers love pitching in non-save situations. Maybe they want to get one more inning out of him before trading him tomorrow.

A little plumbing! Got to plumb! Plumb the depths! The depths of hell! - Larry David, CYE

by Swooney's Left Foot on Jul 12, 2008 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could see the showcasing idea.

It would make sense.

"That Crosby kid, as well as that Chavez guy, suck." - my Grandfather
Currently Listening: Kanye West - Graduation; In Flames - A Sense of Purpose.

by Morgasm on Jul 12, 2008 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd say they were showcasing him

but since the rest of the country can’t see the fricking gam,e who the hell they showing him off to?

HR power is certainly expensive, and it makes things much easier. It’s kind of like owning a car, as opposed to rent/mortgage, which is an absolute necessity; the baseball equivalent is pitching; and, yes, that makes the Rangers homeless overpass trolls. -Monkeyball

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 12, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Over/Under

On scouts at the game?

"That Crosby kid, as well as that Chavez guy, suck." - my Grandfather
Currently Listening: Kanye West - Graduation; In Flames - A Sense of Purpose.

by Morgasm on Jul 12, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

14

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 12, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm...

Maybe Street for Bay?

I want hitting…

"That Crosby kid, as well as that Chavez guy, suck." - my Grandfather
Currently Listening: Kanye West - Graduation; In Flames - A Sense of Purpose.

by Morgasm on Jul 12, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pirates want rookies

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 12, 2008 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

If we trade Street

he will almost certainly be a setup man on a playoff team. Hard to get much value for him. Def not Bay, IMO.

by Mark Borgschulte on Jul 12, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rays need a closer

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 12, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 years left of team control...

Meh…
It was worth a shot.

"That Crosby kid, as well as that Chavez guy, suck." - my Grandfather
Currently Listening: Kanye West - Graduation; In Flames - A Sense of Purpose.

by Morgasm on Jul 12, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huston why do you make me nervous. Get the outs, please.

by drmmerchk on Jul 12, 2008 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Why does the top of our order struggle so mightly?

It’s sorta an existential question, but the stats on ESPN back it up.

by Mark Borgschulte on Jul 12, 2008 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Barton, Hannahan, Murphy

The three most warming words to any opposing fan.

by Emmett89 on Jul 12, 2008 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I can't watch this shit

The A’s lack of hitting is embarrassing. It can make me feel ashamed to be an A’s fan.

by Philip Christy on Jul 12, 2008 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey, we scored a run.

What more could you ask for?

Is this Heaven? No, it's Iowa. -Field of Dreams

by IowaA'sFan on Jul 12, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you sir. May I have another?

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 12, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

One reasonable development

DFA has started hitting 900 OPS in July. And the trade for another right handed OF seems to be motivating him. (Rajai doesn’t count.)

by Mark Borgschulte on Jul 12, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Need. Outs.

"God doesn't pay attention to your cute little hypotheticals." -- Jeff from LL

by oblique on Jul 12, 2008 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Game over.

So much for showcasing Huston.

"That Crosby kid, as well as that Chavez guy, suck." - my Grandfather
Currently Listening: Kanye West - Graduation; In Flames - A Sense of Purpose.

by Morgasm on Jul 12, 2008 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey, wasn't there a game once

where we were a few runs down going into the 9th but still came back to win? I seem to vaguely remember that.

"Dispatch knuckleheadedness with Bond-like aplomb." –74mk

by iglew on Jul 12, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Predictable

A little plumbing! Got to plumb! Plumb the depths! The depths of hell! - Larry David, CYE

by Swooney's Left Foot on Jul 12, 2008 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh my god Steve was acting like that was the go ahead run for the Angels. He was SO EXCITED to be back up by 3.

::vomit::

by drmmerchk on Jul 12, 2008 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought you were going to go hit a mute.

"God doesn't pay attention to your cute little hypotheticals." -- Jeff from LL

by oblique on Jul 12, 2008 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was but I like the sounds of the game too much. The “let’s go Oakland”s and the “SWING!!!”s to Vlad and stuff like that.

by drmmerchk on Jul 12, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huston giving up runs?

This never happens, right?

More than just ANtics: http://www.louisgray.com/live/

by louismg on Jul 12, 2008 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

No.

but hell it feels like it

"That Crosby kid, as well as that Chavez guy, suck." - my Grandfather
Currently Listening: Kanye West - Graduation; In Flames - A Sense of Purpose.

by Morgasm on Jul 12, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's not over

we have the 3 best hitters in baseball coming up.

It’s never over until the fat lady takes a dump

by Trainman on Jul 12, 2008 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

The box score on AN indicated it was a 3-1 F.

by VORP is too nerdy on Jul 12, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

See Thursday's box score.

And then add one.

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 12, 2008 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

bottom of the 9th coming up

are you ready for the over-dramatic F-ROD celebration?

HELMET: Sandurz, what's going on?
SANDURZ: It's Mega Maid. She's gone from suck to
blow!

by SoCalA'sFan on Jul 12, 2008 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES

A little plumbing! Got to plumb! Plumb the depths! The depths of hell! - Larry David, CYE

by Swooney's Left Foot on Jul 12, 2008 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Street broke that law on Thursday

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 12, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was a tie game in extra innings at home

Save is not possible

A little plumbing! Got to plumb! Plumb the depths! The depths of hell! - Larry David, CYE

by Swooney's Left Foot on Jul 12, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

So he didn't suck in a non-save situation?

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 12, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

If they didn't have two strikes on Vlad,

they probably would have walked him intentionally. Oh well.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jul 12, 2008 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate the Angels.

I hate K-Rud.

And I hate that KFRC is c**k-teasing me with Saag’s commercials.

HR power is certainly expensive, and it makes things much easier. It’s kind of like owning a car, as opposed to rent/mortgage, which is an absolute necessity; the baseball equivalent is pitching; and, yes, that makes the Rangers homeless overpass trolls. -Monkeyball

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 12, 2008 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Need. Baserunners.

"God doesn't pay attention to your cute little hypotheticals." -- Jeff from LL

by oblique on Jul 12, 2008 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Gross. I dislike F-Rod more than any other human being on the planet. I hope the A’s hit a come backer and he embarasses himself since he pitches like a dumbass and falls all over the place. Or I hope someone unimportant charges him and punches him in the face if he screams and squats.

UGH I hate him.

by drmmerchk on Jul 12, 2008 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I dislike Physioc more

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 12, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

My dislike of all things Angel is pretty level

but I’d have to say the Rev is the worst.

"There's m'fn sprinklers on the m'fn infield!'" - Ice Cream (AN), 6/13/08

by doctorK on Jul 12, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is he real, or just some internet concoction?

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 12, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Rev just resorts to personal attacks when he isn't happy

Take yesterday’s loss to for example. He posts a picture of Gallagher on his front page and spouts off about how ugly he thinks he is.

HELMET: Sandurz, what's going on?
SANDURZ: It's Mega Maid. She's gone from suck to
blow!

by SoCalA'sFan on Jul 12, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

HH is probably the most retarded site on the entire Web

"There's m'fn sprinklers on the m'fn infield!'" - Ice Cream (AN), 6/13/08

by doctorK on Jul 12, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giambi and A-Rod

then K-Rod.

HR power is certainly expensive, and it makes things much easier. It’s kind of like owning a car, as opposed to rent/mortgage, which is an absolute necessity; the baseball equivalent is pitching; and, yes, that makes the Rangers homeless overpass trolls. -Monkeyball

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 12, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like we always have these conversations in every game he comes in lol I always say I hate him, and then everyone names other people they hate more, and then in the end we realize there are a lot of players who kind of suck.

by drmmerchk on Jul 12, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t because everyone knows he’s an idiot. People actually LIKE and PRAISE F-Rod and think he’s GOOD. UGHHHH

by drmmerchk on Jul 12, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Need. Baserunners. NOW.

"God doesn't pay attention to your cute little hypotheticals." -- Jeff from LL

by oblique on Jul 12, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay, now again.

HR power is certainly expensive, and it makes things much easier. It’s kind of like owning a car, as opposed to rent/mortgage, which is an absolute necessity; the baseball equivalent is pitching; and, yes, that makes the Rangers homeless overpass trolls. -Monkeyball

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 12, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

rally

please

AN day needs to be an a’s win

Green Hulk Fists

by oaklandSMASH on Jul 12, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Need. More. Baserunners. NOW.

"God doesn't pay attention to your cute little hypotheticals." -- Jeff from LL

by oblique on Jul 12, 2008 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

HAN

RA
HAN!

"That Crosby kid, as well as that Chavez guy, suck." - my Grandfather
Currently Listening: Kanye West - Graduation; In Flames - A Sense of Purpose.

by Morgasm on Jul 12, 2008 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay Jack!

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 12, 2008 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

LETS GO A’S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don’t make me mad at you Donnie!!

by drmmerchk on Jul 12, 2008 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

that run in the top of the 9th is looking so much worse now

shoulda left in Z

HELMET: Sandurz, what's going on?
SANDURZ: It's Mega Maid. She's gone from suck to
blow!

by SoCalA'sFan on Jul 12, 2008 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

No.

Relievers may only pitch one inning at a time. Then everyone gets a turn.

When you have a chance to get a guy like Sean Gallagher, you take it!

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 12, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

There will be no complimenting of K-Rod

No matter how much he deserves it.

Ryan Sweeney: I probably irrationally embraced him before you did.

by Joey C. on Jul 12, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I need to go to a game in Oakland so when I yell “BOOOOOO! YOU SUCK F-ROD!!!!” I don’t have hundreds of people turning around staring at me. Or at least if they do it will be without angry faces.

by drmmerchk on Jul 12, 2008 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s sad times only being in Anaheim for games.

by drmmerchk on Jul 12, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd sooner slit my own throat

"There's m'fn sprinklers on the m'fn infield!'" - Ice Cream (AN), 6/13/08

by doctorK on Jul 12, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Need. More. Baserunners. RIGHT. NOW.

"God doesn't pay attention to your cute little hypotheticals." -- Jeff from LL

by oblique on Jul 12, 2008 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

WHY DON’T YOU SULK ABOUT IT?!

by drmmerchk on Jul 12, 2008 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Commence sulking

F you, dude.

Ryan Sweeney: I probably irrationally embraced him before you did.

by Joey C. on Jul 12, 2008 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Still. Need. More. Baserunners.

"God doesn't pay attention to your cute little hypotheticals." -- Jeff from LL

by oblique on Jul 12, 2008 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally goggles!

"Dispatch knuckleheadedness with Bond-like aplomb." –74mk

by iglew on Jul 12, 2008 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

C'mon Kurt

HR power is certainly expensive, and it makes things much easier. It’s kind of like owning a car, as opposed to rent/mortgage, which is an absolute necessity; the baseball equivalent is pitching; and, yes, that makes the Rangers homeless overpass trolls. -Monkeyball

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 12, 2008 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

UGHHHHH i hate how he FALLS DOWN after every pitch. I would go up to the plate hoping he’d hit me with a pitch so I could attempt to punch him. I’d probably never make it there but I’d like to try lol

by drmmerchk on Jul 12, 2008 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I want to see K-Rod and Manny Ramirez in a fight to the death

The winner gets a cyanide salad.

Ryan Sweeney: I probably irrationally embraced him before you did.

by Joey C. on Jul 12, 2008 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

K-Rod and Man-Ram

Sounds like a gay porno…

I’m just saying…

Green Hulk Fists

by oaklandSMASH on Jul 12, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

BLEHWSIOFJWEORIYDFJ STFU!!!!!!!!!!

by drmmerchk on Jul 12, 2008 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Translation?

"God doesn't pay attention to your cute little hypotheticals." -- Jeff from LL

by oblique on Jul 12, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well the last part was me telling him to shut up because of his yelling. The rest was my anger in the form of random key punching. :)

by drmmerchk on Jul 12, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah. I caught the STFU part and figured the rest of it was therefore coherent.

"God doesn't pay attention to your cute little hypotheticals." -- Jeff from LL

by oblique on Jul 12, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha no it was just frustration. I added the STFU for some flavor.

by drmmerchk on Jul 12, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

carp.

"God doesn't pay attention to your cute little hypotheticals." -- Jeff from LL

by oblique on Jul 12, 2008 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

bassholes

HR power is certainly expensive, and it makes things much easier. It’s kind of like owning a car, as opposed to rent/mortgage, which is an absolute necessity; the baseball equivalent is pitching; and, yes, that makes the Rangers homeless overpass trolls. -Monkeyball

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 12, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

halibuttheads

"Dispatch knuckleheadedness with Bond-like aplomb." –74mk

by iglew on Jul 12, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't normally post stuff like this...

but fuck you, K-Fraud

"There's m'fn sprinklers on the m'fn infield!'" - Ice Cream (AN), 6/13/08

by doctorK on Jul 12, 2008 8:46 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I normally don’t either, but +1 lol

by drmmerchk on Jul 12, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let it out, my friend

Ryan Sweeney: I probably irrationally embraced him before you did.

by Joey C. on Jul 12, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

HR power is certainly expensive, and it makes things much easier. It’s kind of like owning a car, as opposed to rent/mortgage, which is an absolute necessity; the baseball equivalent is pitching; and, yes, that makes the Rangers homeless overpass trolls. -Monkeyball

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 12, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

If anyone has built up enough points to be fucked over, it’s F-raud.

Green Hulk Fists

by oaklandSMASH on Jul 12, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

5 back

A little plumbing! Got to plumb! Plumb the depths! The depths of hell! - Larry David, CYE

by Swooney's Left Foot on Jul 12, 2008 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

I was saying to myself.

‘Just don’t strikeout’

Our hitting isn’t good. At all.

"That Crosby kid, as well as that Chavez guy, suck." - my Grandfather
Currently Listening: Kanye West - Graduation; In Flames - A Sense of Purpose.

by Morgasm on Jul 12, 2008 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Weird.

Did F-Rod not just scream like the time my aunt had her baby?

Photography Page | Flickr

by Kimberly on Jul 12, 2008 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Duke'll get 'em tomorrow, guys

No worries.

HR power is certainly expensive, and it makes things much easier. It’s kind of like owning a car, as opposed to rent/mortgage, which is an absolute necessity; the baseball equivalent is pitching; and, yes, that makes the Rangers homeless overpass trolls. -Monkeyball

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 12, 2008 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Get 'em tomorrow

Duke on the mound, spite in our hearts. It’s in the bag.

Ryan Sweeney: I probably irrationally embraced him before you did.

by Joey C. on Jul 12, 2008 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

If an Angel doesn't get hit tomorrow, I'm going to be very unhappy

A little plumbing! Got to plumb! Plumb the depths! The depths of hell! - Larry David, CYE

by Swooney's Left Foot on Jul 12, 2008 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m OK with it as long as the A’s GET hits. Not hit. Hits. lol

by drmmerchk on Jul 12, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Preferably Saunders.

"God doesn't pay attention to your cute little hypotheticals." -- Jeff from LL

by oblique on Jul 12, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

When F-raud falls over after a pitch

can someone nail him with a line drive?

I’ll take him getting the save if he gets a line drive charley horse.

Green Hulk Fists

by oaklandSMASH on Jul 12, 2008 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Ya know, I think of that every time he pitches. Like how is it even possible for him to field the ball if it comes back to him since his BACK is to the plate?

by drmmerchk on Jul 12, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

The arrogant asshole doesn't think he needs to field

I sincerely hope some video clip of him getting a line drive bounce off his body awkwardly sometime in the not to distant future.

Green Hulk Fists

by oaklandSMASH on Jul 12, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tomorrow

Hopefully Saunders’ wife delivers right around game time, so either
1: He’ll be distracted
2: a replacement will come in unprepared.

Pleasseeeeee.

"That Crosby kid, as well as that Chavez guy, suck." - my Grandfather
Currently Listening: Kanye West - Graduation; In Flames - A Sense of Purpose.

by Morgasm on Jul 12, 2008 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, that sucked

Good night, all

"There's m'fn sprinklers on the m'fn infield!'" - Ice Cream (AN), 6/13/08

by doctorK on Jul 12, 2008 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

It was going to be tough to score 3 but it sure would help if these guys

would take advantage of the belt high fastballs they got before they failed.

I undertsand taking pitches early in the game but in the 9th you have to be looking for a pitch to hit and K Fraud always throws at least 1 fastball right down the middle.

I would have been happy if he had got a line drive right back at him in the shin area

by Trainman on Jul 12, 2008 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

GAME RECAP IS UP

Don’t believe me? Check it out for yourself.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jul 12, 2008 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't believe you!

oh wait

(click)

nevermind…

Green Hulk Fists

by oaklandSMASH on Jul 12, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

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