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I’ll mute the radio and listen to Hudler (if I’m forced to take the Angels feed) for the 3 innings that Cotroneo takes over the pxp. Or better still, watch the game in silence.

You’re exactly right, he doesn’t seem to grasp that fans don’t see what he sees, or at least he has no feel at all for what fans need to hear if they can’t see the action. He also doesn’t seem to realize there’s nothing fans hate worse than being “surprised,” especially in a bad way – that is, being led by the tone of voice or the verbal explanation that something is going to happen that then develops differently. If a “groundball up the middle” is really a routine play for the second baseman, it shouldn’t sound like a hit off the bat. A booming double off the wall shouldn’t sound like a routine fly ball at first. And then there’s the matter of the questions that don’t get answered. Line drive base hit to right field, runner stops at second. Why? Did he get a bad jump? Did he have to hold up? Was it just hit right to the RF so there wasn’t time to go first-to-third? Good luck finding out.

when he took over for Kuiper on TV for a weekend a couple weeks ago. He talked a little bit too much (probably just used to talking on the radio, so that’s forgiven), but when you can see the play he’s talking about, he’s not so bad. He made Fosse more tolerable, too.

I can’t stand Kuiper usually. It makes my ears hurt when he’s grammatically incorrect and/or he f*cks up on someone’s name, the count, the play, or whatever else he messed up on.

It won’t stick, but it’s certainly different, and it has a particular history behind it.

“CarGo” and “CarGon” are utterly cliched and generic constructions at this point. It was kind of interesting when this style of nickname started (did it start with “A-Rod”?) but it’s been done to death.

Beane was talking to him and couldn’t figure out who this Seagon guy that Byrnes kept talking up was, because he had never heard of a guy named Seagon in the D-backs system.

So I guess he seems OK to you. So there are other people who watch, though. So they tend to have different preferences. So it turns out some of them like it when you vary the word that you use to start your sentences.