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06.24.08: Insomnia DLD

I can't sleep. Not sure why. I should be doing something productive, like cleaning or returning emails, but I'm not. I'm jumping into the fray and lovingly creating for you my first DLD.

The A's didn't play any baseball yesterday, and that was sad for me.

First things first: Jon Carroll writes about LOLcats today (and introduces me to another cat-centric site, Gato Island - which is, to put it quite simply, adorable):

I decided to check in at icanhascheezburger.com, which is ... I dunno what it is. It's about cats and strange syntax and, perhaps, people from an alternate universe. Page down through it; it's either hilarious or it isn't.

Jon. SRSLY. It's hilarious.

MVN interviews Tyson Ross, who is set to debut for Kane County in the next few days.

THT finishes up their look at The Virtual 1980 Oakland Athletics. (Part 1 is here).

SuSlu pens an ode to Dale (his glove and his splits). Yeow.

Don't forget! Food Bank Wednesday this week vs. the Phillies. Bring your cans and/or donations and get a free ticket to an upcoming A's game!

 

 

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Heh, I know how you feel

I too am prone to insomnia. I too used it to my advantage last Monday night/Tuesday morning and created my first DLD.

You, alas, have better luck than I do. Right, as I went to post my DLD, my Firefox window abruptly shut down. I was able to restore the session, but all of the text that I had entered into the window was gone. Needless to say, I was a tad bit peeved. The fact that the A’s had had the day off then too and as such, most of my links revolved around evidence supporting the sports media’s East Coast bias eventually helped me to calm down.

ANYWAY, http://www.stltoday.com/blogzone/bird-land/bird-land/2008/06/tale-of-the-take-the-mulder-swap/
following the link above will take you to a nice piece from the St. Louis Post-Dispatch’s Cardinals blog regarding the Mulder trade. There’s nothing terribly new in the piece, but it does do a solid job laying out just how lopsided the deal has proven to be. In light of Mulder being scratched from his rehab start last night, on the same night that Haren shut down the Bo Sux, it’s all the more noteworthy.

In God We Trust....All Others Must Show Data

by Wes7 on Jun 24, 2008 1:45 AM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I cant remember

what did the A’s get in the Big Mac trade?

by A'sfaninNC on Jun 24, 2008 11:46 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Jack Hannahan.

There's no textbook for how to treat a geriatric tapir.

by Poppy on Jun 24, 2008 11:51 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

tj matthews

and more crap

"Iron man, iron man, does what an iron man can"

by pieful35 on Jun 24, 2008 12:28 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Insomniacs rule the WORLD!

I’ve always been the guy who has a tough time falling asleep, but still able to wake up in the morning, making me drag all throughout the day. During the summer days, I would be the one to fall asleep at 5am and wake up at 12pm or 1pm.

Let it be known, ladies and gents, that I have now put this insomnia to good use. I will now work the night shift as an ER Nurse hahaha

white esurance sign behind home plate..oh so that’s why durham is an absolutely terrible defensive second baseman.. - xbhaskarx

by BigTuna on Jun 24, 2008 2:09 AM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Scoping for another job

Hence my insomnia.

The zombie hours were always the best hours for me to get work done.

Green Hulk Fists

by oaklandSMASH on Jun 24, 2008 2:12 AM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Jason Windsor pitched yesterday!

For the AZL team. 3 innings, allowed 2 runs, 10 groundouts though. He’s got a very uphill battle to make himself relevant in this organization again, but I’ve definitely got my fingers crossed. He’s an afterthought now, and I’m not sure people realize how close he was to making it in 06. 17-2 between AA and AAA, with a nearly 4/1 k/bb and over 1k/9. Bulldog mentality as well. He pitched poorly when he was called up, but it was only 13 innings. If he had ran into some luck in in his 13 innings, his story could be entirely different today.

by 31Boots on Jun 24, 2008 6:18 AM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

At Least I've seen one of his starts

Living in England I don’t get to see the A’s that much, I’ve only seen them once this millenium, that was in Baltimore a year or so ago and Jason Windsor was the starter. It’s likely that he is the only one of the current A’s pitchers that I’ve seen live! Can’t say he’s ever been a favorite though.

Any similarity between my spelling and that deemed correct, is pureley accidental.

by Dalesman on Jun 24, 2008 6:05 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Jeff got a little unhappy last night..

As did the entire lookout landing community.. to the tune of 1000+ very unhappy comments.

The lesson here is.. don’t mess with Felix Hernandez.

by CoryC123 on Jun 24, 2008 8:30 AM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Egads.

I’d hate to see what would have happened if Beltran had really done something wrong.

by sslinger on Jun 24, 2008 8:48 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Indeed

Blocking the plate without the ball the way Hernandez did is a) against the (never-enforced) rules and b) just plain dumb.

"May a nit suck Cajun geese?" wonders Red. No, we see gnu Jack Cust in a yam.

by andeux on Jun 24, 2008 9:26 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Players who are good should know that it is important for them to avoid injury.

Children, until we have taught them better, will be perfectly happy with a seasonal round of games in which conkers succeeds hopscotch.

by salb918 on Jun 24, 2008 9:27 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

if you can't sleep, watch a movie

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Jun 24, 2008 8:48 AM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Can't sleep, clown will eat me

Can an aging lemur suffer from dementia? @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jun 24, 2008 9:22 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Can't play

Homey don’t play that.

Green Hulk Fists

by oaklandSMASH on Jun 24, 2008 3:35 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You talkin' to me?

"May a nit suck Cajun geese?" wonders Red. No, we see gnu Jack Cust in a yam.

by andeux on Jun 24, 2008 9:30 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wow, how did i forget that one…

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Jun 24, 2008 9:30 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

[runs over little girl]

"JOAN! Are you watching Bombast? Did you see Lack Bust drop that fly call?"

by Jennifer on Jun 24, 2008 9:30 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

{loses alarming amount of weight}

Can an aging lemur suffer from dementia? @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jun 24, 2008 9:36 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

[rolls body up in rug]

"JOAN! Are you watching Bombast? Did you see Lack Bust drop that fly call?"

by Jennifer on Jun 24, 2008 9:40 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

{rolls Jennifer up in a carpet and throws her off a bridge}

I generally bemoan the profusion of Mr Sabermetric Sporks in the Scrabble ranks who don't know the meaning or usage of 50% of the words they use. -monkeyball

by JediLeroy on Jun 24, 2008 9:42 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

< mangles michael ironside's arm >

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Jun 24, 2008 9:44 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i was expecting a starship troopers reference from you.

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Jun 24, 2008 10:26 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nooook 'em

Can an aging lemur suffer from dementia? @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jun 24, 2008 11:17 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ed Neuemeier is god

Can an aging lemur suffer from dementia? @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jun 24, 2008 11:35 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Historical fact of the day:

The Mongols had a social taboo against shedding the blood of people of high rank. Naturally, this caused a problem when trying to kill them. If you were not too important, they solved it by strangling you with a bowstring (since they were steppe nomads, bowstrings were not exactly in short supply). However, if you were really important, they would roll you in a rug and then charge a bunch of cavalry over you.

Your 2008 Athletics: It's Nothing Personal.

by PaulThomas on Jun 24, 2008 9:58 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

How does

that not result in blood?

by sslinger on Jun 24, 2008 10:12 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It's all internal bleeding...

For obvious reasons, they didn’t have the most accurate concept of the circulatory system.

Your 2008 Athletics: It's Nothing Personal.

by PaulThomas on Jun 24, 2008 10:18 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Internal to the rug maybe.

"May a nit suck Cajun geese?" wonders Red. No, we see gnu Jack Cust in a yam.

by andeux on Jun 24, 2008 10:20 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

it really tied the steppes together

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Jun 24, 2008 10:27 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

another little-known fact

The Mongol cavalry included a division of strong-backed female camp followers, who would be called into action to form human bridges over shallow streams.

They were known as the steppe-ford wives.

Can an aging lemur suffer from dementia? @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jun 24, 2008 11:20 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Another little-known fact

They were poised to overrun Europe (at the walls of Vienna) but simply abandoned the attempt because the Khan back home died.

by nevermoor on Jun 24, 2008 12:41 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Minor detail

It’s true that Mongol forces had conquered most of eastern Europe and were poised to overrun central Europe, but they were never actually at the walls of Vienna.

I think you’re getting them mixed up with the Ottomans, who really were at the walls (twice) a few centuries later.

"Dispatch knuckleheadedness with Bond-like aplomb." –74mk

by iglew on Jun 24, 2008 2:04 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Fair enough

I wasn’t confusing them, just overstating. They would almost certainly have made it all the way west. Medieval Europe had about the dumbest military system imaginable.

by nevermoor on Jun 24, 2008 7:11 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And Subedei was the greatest general

in the history of the world. Seriously.

Would Europe have been any worse off for it? Was China any worse off for the Yuan dynasty? I don’t think so.

"Dispatch knuckleheadedness with Bond-like aplomb." –74mk

by iglew on Jun 25, 2008 5:33 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Asdrubal Cabrera disagrees with that statement

(The first one, I mean.)

Your 2008 Athletics: It's Nothing Personal.

by PaulThomas on Jun 26, 2008 10:00 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The whole way home they screamed

KHAAAN!

"Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it?"-Steve McCatty

by 5Aces on Jun 24, 2008 2:11 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Poppy hates earworms

Can an aging lemur suffer from dementia? @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jun 24, 2008 2:38 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i'm not sure if that's the reason, but i know the governor of the central asian city of otrar

had molten silver poured down on his face when he was captured after a long seige.
fyi otrar is also the city where timur (“tamerlane”) died…

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Jun 24, 2008 10:13 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bye, Bye, Bye

"JOAN! Are you watching Bombast? Did you see Lack Bust drop that fly call?"

by Jennifer on Jun 24, 2008 10:25 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

LOL

pam5981: Patience is a virtue that I do not possess.
ohtobe21likehuston: But you're good at drinking and cussing. Two out of three ain't bad.

by pam5981 on Jun 24, 2008 1:04 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that’s “siege”

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Jun 24, 2008 10:29 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

tapir + lemur = timur

Can an aging lemur suffer from dementia? @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jun 24, 2008 11:20 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That THT piece is great.

I’m close to according the site a prized slot on my quick link bar.

I was insomnia-plagued for several years, though I think it was mainly attributable to the obscene volume of caffeine I ingested during that stretch of time. And in any event, all those sleepless nights dovetailed with my residence on the east coast, meaning that I was wide awake for 1-2 am EST finishes to weeknight A’s games.

So if this is true, why is it that we’re so eager to DFA/trade/castigate “our” players? Shouldn’t we be evolutionarily predisposed to overvalue Huston Street?

Lastly, two slightly divergent takes on last night’s Nats-Angels debacle, specifically the Felipe Lopez error that allowed the tying run to score …

First, Manny Acta:

“I’m not going to overanalyze it,” Washington manager Manny Acta said. “He should have had the ground ball and he didn’t catch it.”

Next, a disgruntled Nats-fan friend of mine via email:

Dude, I was at the game last night. I was about to go on the field and give Felipe Lopez a beat down. He can’t hit, he can’t field and his attitude blows. As I told my friend Steve awhile back, I say trade Odalis Perez, Paul LoDuca and Lopez for anything they can get for them, even if it’s a microwave burrito and a couple of old Hustlers. At least Stan Kasten could then use the Hustlers as evidence of sexual harassment to fire Jim Bowden.

by 74mk on Jun 24, 2008 9:02 AM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Huh.
In societies with markets, customers can go elsewhere. But in a small, tribal society there may be no alternative seller. In that case, those who were reluctant to trade might get better prices. It may thus make sense for an owner to be psychologically predisposed to hold out for a high price as soon as someone else expresses interest in one of his possessions…

Sounds like baseball – it’s a small, tribal society with limited buyers and sellers. Perhaps those GMs that are reluctant to trade might get better prices.

Children, until we have taught them better, will be perfectly happy with a seasonal round of games in which conkers succeeds hopscotch.

by salb918 on Jun 24, 2008 9:10 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

People ARE predisposed to overvalue their players...

just check out any of those prospects-for-veterans trade threads for evidence of that.

The effect is clearly overridden by the disciplinary impulse to punish players for perceived wrongdoing, when it comes to the level where we actually care about results (the majors).

Your 2008 Athletics: It's Nothing Personal.

by PaulThomas on Jun 24, 2008 9:31 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"disciplinary impulse to punish players for perceived wrongdoing"

There’s a provocative essay* in there somewhere.

*I tried calling them fanposts. Really, I did. I thought to myself “swallow your silly snobbish disposition this one time, and acquiesce to the accepted site vocabulary”.

But each time my fingers tap out that hateful seven letter sequence I can feel, deep in my bones, in a way too profound to articulate, a small chunk of my self-respect crumbling away, irrevocably. I’ve come to believe that invoking that word is the blog equivalent of not relinquishing your bus seat to an elderly lady, or parking your Hummer in a handicapped space while you run out to procure a nine dollar latte/scone combination from Starbucks. It’s just wrong, and I can’t go on like this.

by 74mk on Jun 24, 2008 10:10 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It's okay if you use derisive KrAzY kApS when you do it.

fAnPoSt. See?

There's no textbook for how to treat a geriatric tapir.

by Poppy on Jun 24, 2008 10:16 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I think I lack the requisite finger dexterity to pull that off with any kind of efficiency. Plus, I start doing that, next thing you know I’m using emoticons and lol-ing people. The abyss is not far away, Poppy.

by 74mk on Jun 24, 2008 10:31 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

LOL

{8-O

What are you saying?

There's no textbook for how to treat a geriatric tapir.

by Poppy on Jun 24, 2008 10:34 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That's too easy

Blah, blah, Foucault, yadda yadda, juridico-discursive hey nonny ho nonny, metaphysical ontology blah blah leukemiization of society etc etc.

It practically writes itself.

Your 2008 Athletics: It's Nothing Personal.

by PaulThomas on Jun 24, 2008 10:23 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The two stages of Foucault:

1. Woooo! A book about sex!
2. D’oh.

The A's colors are green and gold.

by mikeA on Jun 24, 2008 10:31 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ugh.

I spent a semester second-guessing my choice of educational programming, and then I took one of those required classes where I was forced to wade through Foucault (and Orientalism). Man I’m glad I’m an engineer.

Children, until we have taught them better, will be perfectly happy with a seasonal round of games in which conkers succeeds hopscotch.

by salb918 on Jun 24, 2008 10:38 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It ought to have taught you

that westerners such as methodrampage trade in the discourse of “asian people as deficient in height, and thus reliant on wiles.”

The A's colors are green and gold.

by mikeA on Jun 24, 2008 10:57 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nightmares! Nightmares!

Quick, someone give me a problem set!

Children, until we have taught them better, will be perfectly happy with a seasonal round of games in which conkers succeeds hopscotch.

by salb918 on Jun 24, 2008 11:37 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

here you go

link

Don’t cheat and look at the answers!

by colin on Jun 24, 2008 2:52 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

the intro of Les Mots et Les Choses is great

I taught a film class where I had the class read Foucault’s intro, and then we watched the photo-enlargement/navigation scene from Blade Runner.

Can an aging lemur suffer from dementia? @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jun 24, 2008 11:33 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I re-watched Blade Runner a couple of weeks ago.

1. That is a great scene.

2. I find it amusing that Edward James Olmos stars both in that film and Battlestar Galactica, given their thematic similarities.

3. Did they know about your dubious De Palma defending ways when they let you teach that class?

Interviewer: “I see here on your resume that you made it through Dressed to Kill without wincing even once at its hamhandedness. Mr. monkeyball, I like you, we’re both A’s fans, and your knowledge of cinema is certainly prodigious, but this …”

monkeyball: “I harbor an irrational affinity for Angie Dickinson. It clouds my judgment. I can’t help it. I have every episode of Police Woman on VHS.”

Interviewer: “Uh, I’m not sure that admission helps your cause.”

monkeyball: “Look, I have this one flaw. It’s not the end of the world, and I’m in therapy to try to rectify the problem. I implore you to focus on my positive qualities: quick with a clever quip, expert at classic song remolding, master of obscure political references, dedicated purveyor of all things feces-related. If you can’t overlook this minor personal embarrassment … “

[chokes up, fends off tears]

Interviewer: “I … I mean … I’m sorry. You’re right. And you know, The Untouchables did kind of rule. You’re hired.”

by 74mk on Jun 24, 2008 12:17 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Very good point

I think we overvalue our PROSPECTS because we never see them except through scouting reports which always give them “ceilings” that we’d love to have.

We hate our actual players because the nature of baseball is that everyone fails most of the time, and as avid fans we see them fail a lot.

As a result, the prospect for veterans trades get a bit wacky b/c we act like we’re trading super-santana every time.

by nevermoor on Jun 24, 2008 12:45 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That's one of seven deadly negotiating irrationalities Max Bazerman discusses ...

... in Negotiating Rationally. An Oldie, but a pretty good book.

The meaning of life is not so much 'found,' as it is 'made.' --Opus

by The Dogfather on Jun 24, 2008 9:40 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hmmm... without clicking the link

1. Thinking you can out-negotiate Samuel L. Jackson
2. Thinking that the poison gas you release into the school building will kill only the terrorists and not all the kids too.

Can’t think of the rest.

The A's colors are green and gold.

by mikeA on Jun 24, 2008 9:46 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"You think you can talk me down, Farley?"

The meaning of life is not so much 'found,' as it is 'made.' --Opus

by The Dogfather on Jun 24, 2008 10:21 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So here is the series of events:

1. pam claims (I do mean claims) to have started several dlds in the past only to see someone else post one.
2. gaijin suketto’s diary.
3. pam posts first dld.

The A's colors are green and gold.

by mikeA on Jun 24, 2008 9:16 AM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Pam has 20/300 vision.

Children, until we have taught them better, will be perfectly happy with a seasonal round of games in which conkers succeeds hopscotch.

by salb918 on Jun 24, 2008 9:20 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Very logical train of thought there.

pam5981: Patience is a virtue that I do not possess.
ohtobe21likehuston: But you're good at drinking and cussing. Two out of three ain't bad.

by pam5981 on Jun 24, 2008 1:13 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

From the Tyson Ross interview
I would like to be able to pitch in Oakland, the stadium I have seen so many games in, before the team moves to the new location in Fremont.

Gotta love this kid.

"May a nit suck Cajun geese?" wonders Red. No, we see gnu Jack Cust in a yam.

by andeux on Jun 24, 2008 9:23 AM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I already like him, just from that interview.

He sounds like he has a lot of confidence without being a dick about it.

(totally unrelated weird note… the buttons at the bottom of this comment composition screen are “preview” “cancel” “cancel”...)

There's no textbook for how to treat a geriatric tapir.

by Poppy on Jun 24, 2008 9:57 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

we really encourage you not to post comments.

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Jun 24, 2008 9:59 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

oh, great, so now you're running for president?

... of, uh, AN {fends off CGV with a runcible spoon}

Can an aging lemur suffer from dementia? @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jun 24, 2008 11:34 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The ads on that site are a little ... strange

I would have assumed that people who were interested in looking at pictures of cats would not be the ideal target audience for that sort of thing. Could a computer-assisted ad placement service have misconstrued “pussies”?

Don't blame me, I voted for Ice Cream

by Englishmajor on Jun 24, 2008 9:58 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

LOL

There's no textbook for how to treat a geriatric tapir.

by Poppy on Jun 24, 2008 10:18 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"Stay funny, my friend."

The meaning of life is not so much 'found,' as it is 'made.' --Opus

by The Dogfather on Jun 24, 2008 10:36 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Subpar DLD

Try harder next time, Pam.

Might as well Jump! - Van Halen

by sprtsnwyn on Jun 24, 2008 9:59 AM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

it gets easier

"The Athletics at Fremont" is obscene

by ArakSOT on Jun 24, 2008 10:18 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Not really.

"JOAN! Are you watching Bombast? Did you see Lack Bust drop that fly call?"

by Jennifer on Jun 24, 2008 10:32 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

...to ignore Pam's DLD skills.

Children, until we have taught them better, will be perfectly happy with a seasonal round of games in which conkers succeeds hopscotch.

by salb918 on Jun 24, 2008 10:35 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Seriously.

First and LAST!

pam5981: Patience is a virtue that I do not possess.
ohtobe21likehuston: But you're good at drinking and cussing. Two out of three ain't bad.

by pam5981 on Jun 24, 2008 1:11 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ouch.

Where’s YOUR DLD?

pam5981: Patience is a virtue that I do not possess.
ohtobe21likehuston: But you're good at drinking and cussing. Two out of three ain't bad.

by pam5981 on Jun 24, 2008 1:11 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You posted yours

RIGHT before I was going to post mine. Thanks for the heads up on Ozomatli. They rule.

Might as well Jump! - Van Halen

by sprtsnwyn on Jun 24, 2008 1:13 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Shut up.

pam5981: Patience is a virtue that I do not possess.
ohtobe21likehuston: But you're good at drinking and cussing. Two out of three ain't bad.

by pam5981 on Jun 24, 2008 1:16 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

At least hers provided some links

which is better than some DLDs I’ve seen….

"Dispatch knuckleheadedness with Bond-like aplomb." –74mk

by iglew on Jun 24, 2008 2:23 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Is it really that crappy?

I thought I did a pretty good job. This is bad for my DLD ego.

pam5981: Patience is a virtue that I do not possess.
ohtobe21likehuston: But you're good at drinking and cussing. Two out of three ain't bad.

by pam5981 on Jun 24, 2008 2:27 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Take it from someone with a whole lot of crappy DLD's, yours is quite good. Plus we

don’t need a masterpiece, we just need someplace to dump, but make sure you wipe.

by theblackpearl on Jun 24, 2008 2:34 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I did not consider it crappy.

It wasn’t one of those fantabulous, work-of-art DLDs, but it was good enough to get the job done.

I give points for promptness, too. Not that 1:00 am is so much better than 8:00 am, but some days it’s well past noon before the DLD appears, and that’s lame (though better late than never).

"Dispatch knuckleheadedness with Bond-like aplomb." –74mk

by iglew on Jun 24, 2008 2:43 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ditto what theblackpearl said,

except that his DLDs are usually less crappy than mine.

There's no textbook for how to treat a geriatric tapir.

by Poppy on Jun 24, 2008 2:57 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

For those of us too lazy to use the search function,

what makes for a good enough DLD?

I’m not talking FSU Pulitzer-type good, just sufficient to avoid opprobrium .

The meaning of life is not so much 'found,' as it is 'made.' --Opus

by The Dogfather on Jun 24, 2008 3:07 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

How the hell would I know?

Have you seen my DLDs?

There's no textbook for how to treat a geriatric tapir.

by Poppy on Jun 24, 2008 3:15 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So, we should do whatever it is that you do, only the opposite?

The meaning of life is not so much 'found,' as it is 'made.' --Opus

by The Dogfather on Jun 24, 2008 3:22 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Good enough =

A few links with one-sentence descriptions so you know what you’re clicking to. Should be at least four links, and at least two of them should be somehow related to baseball.

Pam meets the test.

"Dispatch knuckleheadedness with Bond-like aplomb." –74mk

by iglew on Jun 24, 2008 6:42 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Not crappy

1. THT article = awesome.

2. To follow on iglew’s comment above, you get many bonus points for posting at 1am. Afternoon DLD’s are sort of like tuning into a mediocre Bruce Willis movie at the 40 minute mark after channel flipping your way to TNT on a dull gray afternoon. Conversely, 1am DLD’s such as this are akin to a night out at a big theater, situated comfortably among a semi-sparse, good-natured crowd, with a giant bucket of buttered popcorn in your lap.

3. The comments already contain a bizarre itching discussion, various disdainful references to Foucault, a funny Costco quip, and an intellectually lazy defense of Don Imus. That’s a success any way you slice it.

4. Top 4 June DLD’s, by comment volume:

6/23 (Zonis) 282
6/9 (salb918) 199
6/18 (batgirl) 180
This one.

With any luck, the #2 slot will be yours by close of business today. Basically, you’re the Jay Bruce of DLD authors.

by 74mk on Jun 24, 2008 3:38 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

How subpar can it be when it gets 140+ responses?

Not sure the stats, but i’d bet she’s now in the top ten in Responses per DLD. Granted it’s a small sample size, but what a start?

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by DMOAS on Jun 24, 2008 2:41 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

A's tix @ Costco

Well A’s fans…in effort to sell more tickets, you can buy 4 plaza level tickets for $40 (a $54 savings) at Costco for non-premium dates. I’m not sure when this started but I suppose this is a good way to get people to A’s games and sit in the crappy plaza level.

As previously mentioned, apparently Barton isn’t that bad at first:

"Even the first six weeks of the season, when Barton made more mistakes than he has the past two months, he was rated as baseball’s best defensive first baseman, according to John Dewan of the Fielding Bible."

I’m not sure who this Dewan guy is…perhaps the rest of AN has heard of him…any insight?

G likes Barton too. I think he’s trying to make up for the "I’ve always wanted to be a Yankee" b.s.:

"He looks good, he has a lot of talent, a lot of tools,” Giambi said when the Yankees were at the Coliseum earlier his month. “People take first base for granted, they think it’s easy and it’s not, especially with as much foul territory as there is, you’ve got to pick the ball or you’re going to be running a long way. He’s going to do well there."
“Barton also takes a good at-bat. He puts the ball in play, he drives in runs and he’s got some pop.”

J. Weeks should be in the mix soon:

"We just started speaking,” A’s general manager Billy Beane said. “We’re not anticipating that it will take very long. I can’t imagine we wouldn’t come to an agreement.”

As if 16-yr olds aren’t big headed already…the Inoa watch continues:

Beane said he might return to the Dominican Republic next week as the A’s try to woo 16-year-old phenom Michel Inoa, who is allowed to sign any time from July 2. Beane already has visited the 6-foot-7 right-hander twice, and owner Lew Wolff accompanied him on one trip. “We anticipated that there would be a lot of competition, and we’ve been pretty aggressive,” Beane said. “He’s still very young, but he’s very talented.”

Fresno St. needs to win to stay alive after they lost 7-6 Monday night:

Four Cal/Stanford basketball players should get drafted for the first time since the NBA draft downsized to two rounds:

Two-thirds of the earth is covered by water, the other third is covered by Kotsay...in his prime...like 3 years ago.

by carp on Jun 24, 2008 11:03 AM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wow, a third trip to see inoa:
Beane said he might return to the Dominican Republic next week as the A’s try to woo 16-year-old phenom Michel Inoa, who is allowed to sign any time from July 2. Beane already has visited the 6-foot-7 right-hander twice, and owner Lew Wolff accompanied him on one trip. “We anticipated that there would be a lot of competition, and we’ve been pretty aggressive,” Beane said. “He’s still very young, but he’s very talented.”

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Jun 24, 2008 11:16 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

of course they may be looking at other players while down there, but no way they’re not attempting to sign inoa.

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Jun 24, 2008 11:47 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Unfortunately at Costco

you have to buy a multipack of 100 sets of 4 tickets each.

"God doesn't pay attention to your cute little hypotheticals." -- Jeff from LL

by oblique on Jun 24, 2008 11:51 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

really? Are you sure?

Two-thirds of the earth is covered by water, the other third is covered by Kotsay...in his prime...like 3 years ago.

by carp on Jun 24, 2008 12:57 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What Poppy said....

Sorry ;-)

"God doesn't pay attention to your cute little hypotheticals." -- Jeff from LL

by oblique on Jun 24, 2008 4:19 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dewan is, if I recall rightly, involved with the plus/minus fielding metric

which is one of the more consistent metrics out there, in that it produces results that make some sense and don’t vary spectacularly from year to year.

It’s pretty much universally agreed by every fielding metric that Barton is one of the best defensive 1B in baseball. It’s basically him, Pujols, Kotchman, maybe one or two other guys and then a huge dropoff to the next group.

Your 2008 Athletics: It's Nothing Personal.

by PaulThomas on Jun 24, 2008 11:56 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

thanks for the info!

with these metrics, is it possible to consider how Barton compares to a guy like JT Snow in his prime (say 8-10 years ago)? It would be cool to see how he stacks up against one of (if not the best) defensive first basemen of all time.

Two-thirds of the earth is covered by water, the other third is covered by Kotsay...in his prime...like 3 years ago.

by carp on Jun 24, 2008 12:57 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I don't think the data has been made public

I can’t recall seeing advanced metrics from before about 2002. You’re pretty much stuck with Fielding Runs, which kind of sucks but is better than nothing.

Your 2008 Athletics: It's Nothing Personal.

by PaulThomas on Jun 24, 2008 1:19 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

This article about itching is excellent, and perhaps pertains to Billy Koch:

http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2008/06/30/080630fa_fact_gawande?currentPage=2

It contains the following paragraph:

One morning, after she was awakened by her bedside alarm, she sat up and, she recalled, "this fluid came down my face, this greenish liquid." She pressed a square of gauze to her head and went to see her doctor again. M. showed the doctor the fluid on the dressing. The doctor looked closely at the wound. She shined a light on it and in M.’s eyes. Then she walked out of the room and called an ambulance. Only in the Emergency Department at Massachusetts General Hospital, after the doctors started swarming, and one told her she needed surgery now, did M. learn what had happened. She had scratched through her skull during the night—and all the way into her brain.

The A's colors are green and gold.

by mikeA on Jun 24, 2008 11:42 AM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Eew.

There's no textbook for how to treat a geriatric tapir.

by Poppy on Jun 24, 2008 11:48 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Everyone should read the article

It features a Dr. Oaklander, and lots more crazy stuff, such as:

Along with the football helmet, she had to wear white mitts that were secured around her wrists by surgical tape.

The A's colors are green and gold.

by mikeA on Jun 24, 2008 11:53 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

it also refers to the Irish philosopher George Berkeley

Let me guess—her condition is only cured when she finally goes to see a Dr. Fremont?

Can an aging lemur suffer from dementia? @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jun 24, 2008 12:07 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I don't want to read the article.

"JOAN! Are you watching Bombast? Did you see Lack Bust drop that fly call?"

by Jennifer on Jun 24, 2008 12:07 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It is guaranteed to make you itch....

and the only cure for itching is…... mirrors. crazy.

The A's colors are green and gold.

by mikeA on Jun 24, 2008 12:09 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Huh
Patients with psychosis can have cutaneous delusions—a belief that their skin is infested with, say, parasites, or crawling ants, or laced with tiny bits of fibreglass. Severe stress and other emotional experiences can also give rise to a physical symptom like itching—whether from the body’s release of endorphins (natural opioids, which, like morphine, can cause itching), increased skin temperature, nervous scratching, or increased sweating. In M.’s case, the internist suspected tricho-tillomania, an obsessive-compulsive disorder in which patients have an irresistible urge to pull out their hair.

Let’s just say that I know someone who is on medication because of “itching” problems caused by other emotional experiences.

"JOAN! Are you watching Bombast? Did you see Lack Bust drop that fly call?"

by Jennifer on Jun 24, 2008 12:17 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What your "acquaintance" needs to do is

watch staged footage of Tejada and Byrnes arriving safely at home plate, and the “itching” will go away.

The A's colors are green and gold.

by mikeA on Jun 24, 2008 12:27 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I once saw a girl spun out on drugs told to remove her contacts...

which she did. Along with the lens over her cornea. She itched a lot too.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Jun 24, 2008 2:17 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

how is that even possible

is her hand a bloody stump now because there’s no way fingernails are hard enough to scratch through a skull, which i’m sure has a hardness much greater than 2.

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Jun 24, 2008 11:52 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Christ, what a scratch-hole

Can an aging lemur suffer from dementia? @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jun 24, 2008 11:58 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

She could do it because of a secret gov’t conspiracy

Maybe she was made into Weapon X by the Canadian government with out her knowledge and has just now been able to use her new claws. Damn Canadians and there mounties and Canadian bacon

by A'sfaninNC on Jun 24, 2008 12:05 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

maybe she should see Dr. Ike Arshall

Can an aging lemur suffer from dementia? @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jun 24, 2008 11:56 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sorry..that joke was just not up to scratch.

"God doesn't pay attention to your cute little hypotheticals." -- Jeff from LL

by oblique on Jun 24, 2008 11:59 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I expressly told Gawande our interview was off the record
... he spends much of his day, after his wife has left for work, alone in the house with their three cats, his shirt off …

Can an aging lemur suffer from dementia? @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jun 24, 2008 12:17 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You’ve likely had an experience of phantom sensation yourself. When the dentist gives you a local anesthetic, and your lip goes numb, the nerves go dead. Yet you don’t feel your lip disappear. Quite the opposite: it feels larger and plumper than normal, even though you can see in a mirror that the size hasn’t changed.

i always wondered about that as a kid.

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Jun 24, 2008 12:22 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Guess who is back?

Jose Garcia. He is an intriguing player.

The A's colors are green and gold.

by mikeA on Jun 24, 2008 12:40 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wow, it's like a MASH unit down there

Windsor… Garcia… is Shane Komine pitching tomorrow?

Your 2008 Athletics: It's Nothing Personal.

by PaulThomas on Jun 24, 2008 12:53 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

{ snerk }

Nigel Dickie

Can an aging lemur suffer from dementia? @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jun 24, 2008 12:53 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Of course, the Rangers can't make it easy

They’re slowly becoming enemy no. 1 in my book. First Smoak, now this:

The Texas Rangers and Cincinnati Reds have joined the Oakland Athletics in a bidding feud for the services of Dominican pitching prospect Michael Inoa

Can we start the firejoshbyrnes.com campaign?

by noava22 on Jun 24, 2008 12:55 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i suck

i mean firejondaniels.com

by noava22 on Jun 24, 2008 1:01 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Imus comments today.

It’s been getting way to much media coverage today but here’s the story:
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3458377

The first time I heard the recording I thought for sure he was negatively associating black players as being more prone to being arrested. After hearing his explanation of the comment and I can see where he could have been defending them. Either way, I did some research and found this site listing player arrests from the NFL:
http://www.signonsandiego.com/sports/nfl/arrests.html

Now, my counting may be a little off because I havn’t had too long to research, but I believe only 2 of the 40 players arrested in 2008 have not been of African American decent. It seems to me it’s about time people should stop complaining about racism and start looking at the facts….

What about Barry?
"Barry who?" Forst said, and I felt like I was in the middle of a knock-knock joke.

by KMoAsFan on Jun 24, 2008 1:04 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

[rolls eyes]

Your 2008 Athletics: It's Nothing Personal.

by PaulThomas on Jun 24, 2008 1:25 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Obviously...

not every person in the same race acts the same way. It’s just disturbing the high number of minority athletes who are getting arrested. It seems so often the media just pulls out the PC card before actually looking at stats or actually addressing the issue at hand. The first problem with this, is the fact that so many professional athletes are getting arrested in the first place. These guys make millions of dollars, and play a sport for a living. It seems as though they have no respect for the law or anyone else for that matter. The majority of the crimes are substance abuse issues like drunken driving. Not only are they putting themselves at risk, they are putting other innocent people at risk, and that is what should be being discussed. When someone in the media like Imus makes comments like his today everyone is so quick to jump all over him and criticize him, but they totally ignore the fact that about 95% of NFL players arrested are actually african americans. If people spent half as much time trying to fix this as they do critiquing every little non politically correct comment, maybe these crimes would stop happening.

What about Barry?
"Barry who?" Forst said, and I felt like I was in the middle of a knock-knock joke.

by KMoAsFan on Jun 24, 2008 1:45 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

OK

Let’s stipulate (I don’t actually believe this) that 95% of the athletes getting arrested are black. And that the arrests are genuine, i.e. not the result of bias.

So what?

Your 2008 Athletics: It's Nothing Personal.

by PaulThomas on Jun 24, 2008 1:53 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

38/40 = 95%

You can look at that website I posted for the list of arrests. I possibly may be off by 1 or 2 so thats why I said about. Most places say the NFL consists of about 70% African American players. But your comment of “so what” is exactly my point of what is wrong with this topic. Instead of actually addressing the issue, all people do is make excuses for why the statistics are false, or how the arrests really aren’t that bad. The big problem is that there have been 40 NFL players arrested in 2008, and the year isn’t even half way over with. The vast majority of these guys have been of African American descent.

These guys aren’t committing crimes of passion, or trying to feed their families. The crimes aren’t a result of being in a bad neighborhood in the wrong place at the wrong time with no where else to go. They are being completely negligent and blatantly disrespecting authority. The question at hand should be why these guys feel they are so impervious to the laws set in place for everyone?

What about Barry?
"Barry who?" Forst said, and I felt like I was in the middle of a knock-knock joke.

by KMoAsFan on Jun 24, 2008 2:11 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Because society caters to athletes.

Not just black athletes. Not just football players. All athletes.

In school, the best athletes get to slide by without doing much (any?) work. As long as they keep putting W’s up on the scoreboard, it’s all good. As long as they keep selling shoes, it’s all good. As long as the college keeps getting paid obscene amounts of money to have sports shown on national television, it’s all good.

There’s a lot more to it than black players getting arrested. A lot more.

by mikev on Jun 24, 2008 2:31 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Or, in the case of my college's football team

Putting Ls up on the scoreboard. Not that they seemed to care much

by nevermoor on Jun 24, 2008 7:17 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nope.

What about Barry?
"Barry who?" Forst said, and I felt like I was in the middle of a knock-knock joke.

by KMoAsFan on Jun 24, 2008 2:54 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I feel like Socrates here

(Not in the “wisdom” sense, mind you. More in the “I have to extract this info by means of incredibly tedious questions” sense.)

What on earth does the race of the athletes have to do with anything?

And, again stipulating here, suppose black athletes really were more crime-prone than white athletes. What are you going to do about it?

Your 2008 Athletics: It's Nothing Personal.

by PaulThomas on Jun 24, 2008 3:27 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

There is nothing that can be done. When some corner of society has

a disproportionate amount of one race, then whatever data you extrapolate is going to skew towards that race. Like politicians gettting arrested in bathrooms, 100% white

by theblackpearl on Jun 24, 2008 3:41 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Best. Statistic. Ever.

Can an aging lemur suffer from dementia? @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jun 24, 2008 3:53 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

BUT also 100% hetero!

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Jun 24, 2008 10:05 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The problem...

A part of the facts here is that number of arrests does not equal (and I’m guessing does not even correlate that well with) number of crimes committed, due to race-based selection in who gets followed more closely by law enforcement.

"God doesn't pay attention to your cute little hypotheticals." -- Jeff from LL

by oblique on Jun 24, 2008 4:51 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

at AN, we don't look at the facts

we face the fact

Can an aging lemur suffer from dementia? @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jun 24, 2008 1:36 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You're right to want to look at the facts,

but you need to dig deeper. By controlling for other variables, you can determine whether arrest rate really is correlated to race per se, or just to other factors which correlate to race.

A very oversimplified example, just to illustrate the point: Suppose that you discover that upper middle class black kids rarely play baseball, but poor black kids from broken families often do; and suppose you also discover that poor white kids from broken families rarely play baseball, but upper middle class white kids often do. In that case, it might follow that black players are more likely to be arrested, but it’s a function of family background.

Whether this is exactly the case, I don’t know, but if one is serious about the subject it’s the sort of thing one would look into.

Plenty of other questions worth investigating, too: For example, is a white player less likely to be arrested for the same crime?

"Dispatch knuckleheadedness with Bond-like aplomb." –74mk

by iglew on Jun 24, 2008 2:35 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Good points

I’d add to that last one, how many crimes in blindness of race were committed without the player being caught?

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by DMOAS on Jun 24, 2008 2:46 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well, first of all..

I looked at the list for 2 seconds and didnt look at every guy, but at least 4 of those 40 are not of African-American descent.

Bring back Hammer.

by OaktownPower on Jun 24, 2008 3:06 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Stupid Question.

When making a comment, how do you put in a link where it has a phrase or word in place of the actual address? When I make a new fanpost I can just hit the little link picture and it asks for the word and address, and it is added to the post no problem. When doing it as a reply when I hit the link button it just asks for the address, but doesn’t give a place to put in a name description for it.

What about Barry?
"Barry who?" Forst said, and I felt like I was in the middle of a knock-knock joke.

by KMoAsFan on Jun 24, 2008 1:28 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Thanks man.

What about Barry?
"Barry who?" Forst said, and I felt like I was in the middle of a knock-knock joke.

by KMoAsFan on Jun 24, 2008 1:50 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Baseball themed for the Oaklanders (or others)

the Temescal Street Cinema is showing Touching Home on Thursday, July 17th. I haven’t heard of this movie or heard anything about it, actually, but it looks good. (such a resounding review, I know)

This week they’re showing Girls Rock! which is supposed to be awesome.

Anyone else been out there for a movie yet?

pam5981: Patience is a virtue that I do not possess.
ohtobe21likehuston: But you're good at drinking and cussing. Two out of three ain't bad.

by pam5981 on Jun 24, 2008 1:44 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Help finding a jersey

Anyone know where I can a jersey like this:
http://shop.mlb.com/product/index.jsp?productId=1790057&cp=717873.1671828.1671862

Preferably something cheaper than $325.

Don’t really need a name on it, no numbers or name would be fine.

-Dan

by ironliver on Jun 24, 2008 2:38 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I would check ebay

A couple of years ago, these jerseys were not being made, so I got a knock-off version of it. It was a lot less expensive (like $125), and at the time was my only option.

It doesn’t look EXACTLY the same (“you get what you pay for”), but the number, name, and patches are right, and no one looks at it oddly.

"Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it?"-Steve McCatty

by 5Aces on Jun 24, 2008 2:43 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Check out the dude selling the knockoffs at the bart bridge of the coli

I know he was hawking knockoffs, but a lot of them have the legit patches on them.

I don’t know how much he was selling them for, but he did have a Rollie Fingers jersey.

Green Hulk Fists

by oaklandSMASH on Jun 24, 2008 3:55 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I bought one off the BART bridge last homestand...

....for $60 it wasn’t bad, any serious fan would notice that:

  • Eckersley didn’t play for the A’s when they wore the 70’s green “A’s” jersey.
  • The green was too dark.
  • The apostrophe in A’s was backwards (my wife caught that one, and she doesn’t like baseball).
  • Name was sewn on to the jersey, not a nameplate.
  • The jeresy has the 40th anniversary patch, and was sold as a “2004” model, yet was the too dark version of the classic green 70’s model. It also has a hall of fame patch.
  • It the smallest “size 60” that I’ve ever seen, good thing I wear a 50 these days.

I like it though, it looks good.

by Dr Pez on Jun 24, 2008 4:03 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Jeresy -- that is brilliant!

I’m not picking on the typo, honest—I’m just very much enjoying the term “jeresy” to mean jersey that really shouldn’t exist.

"God doesn't pay attention to your cute little hypotheticals." -- Jeff from LL

by oblique on Jun 24, 2008 4:55 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Slide, Jeresy, slide!

"Dispatch knuckleheadedness with Bond-like aplomb." –74mk

by iglew on Jun 24, 2008 6:46 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So... if you hear on the news tonight

that some wild-eyed middle-aged woman stormed the Registrar’s office at San Jose State while shrieking “DON’T FUCKING PUT ME ON HOLD AGAIN!!!” in an insanely piercing voice… yeah, that’ll be me.

There's no textbook for how to treat a geriatric tapir.

by Poppy on Jun 24, 2008 3:56 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

bwahahaha!

There's no textbook for how to treat a geriatric tapir.

by Poppy on Jun 24, 2008 4:11 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

insanely piercing, or piercingly insane?

Can an aging lemur suffer from dementia? @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jun 24, 2008 4:52 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I was going to post

a picture of someone with too many freaky piercings … but the pictures I found were just too icky.

"Dispatch knuckleheadedness with Bond-like aplomb." –74mk

by iglew on Jun 24, 2008 6:49 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Has this already happened, or are you thinking it might?

"God doesn't pay attention to your cute little hypotheticals." -- Jeff from LL

by oblique on Jun 24, 2008 5:09 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I... I can't remember...

There's no textbook for how to treat a geriatric tapir.

by Poppy on Jun 25, 2008 11:23 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Shaq is my favorite person ever

http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/news?slug=ap-shaq-kobe-rap&prov=ap&type=lgns

Video mentioned in article:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=eLJ65×0mbv0

Best thing about the NBA finals was Shaq maintaining his ring lead over Kobe.

The A's colors are green and gold.

by mikeA on Jun 24, 2008 4:35 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well next year when Bynum is dominating, and being finals MVP, what will Shaq say. It isn't that

Kobe needed Shaq, he needed a big man, which the Lakers have, and I am a Warriors fan, so it pains me to write this. Bynum is that good.

by theblackpearl on Jun 24, 2008 4:44 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yeah, Bynum is great,

and he’s been greater than normal against the Warriors…

The A's colors are green and gold.

by mikeA on Jun 24, 2008 4:53 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

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