06.24.08: Insomnia DLD
I can't sleep. Not sure why. I should be doing something productive, like cleaning or returning emails, but I'm not. I'm jumping into the fray and lovingly creating for you my first DLD.
The A's didn't play any baseball yesterday, and that was sad for me.
First things first: Jon Carroll writes about LOLcats today (and introduces me to another cat-centric site, Gato Island - which is, to put it quite simply, adorable):
I decided to check in at icanhascheezburger.com, which is ... I dunno what it is. It's about cats and strange syntax and, perhaps, people from an alternate universe. Page down through it; it's either hilarious or it isn't.
Jon. SRSLY. It's hilarious.
MVN interviews Tyson Ross, who is set to debut for Kane County in the next few days.
THT finishes up their look at The Virtual 1980 Oakland Athletics. (Part 1 is here).
SuSlu pens an ode to Dale (his glove and his splits). Yeow.
Don't forget! Food Bank Wednesday this week vs. the Phillies. Bring your cans and/or donations and get a free ticket to an upcoming A's game!
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Heh, I know how you feel
I too am prone to insomnia. I too used it to my advantage last Monday night/Tuesday morning and created my first DLD.
You, alas, have better luck than I do. Right, as I went to post my DLD, my Firefox window abruptly shut down. I was able to restore the session, but all of the text that I had entered into the window was gone. Needless to say, I was a tad bit peeved. The fact that the A’s had had the day off then too and as such, most of my links revolved around evidence supporting the sports media’s East Coast bias eventually helped me to calm down.
ANYWAY, http://www.stltoday.com/blogzone/bird-land/bird-land/2008/06/tale-of-the-take-the-mulder-swap/
following the link above will take you to a nice piece from the St. Louis Post-Dispatch’s Cardinals blog regarding the Mulder trade. There’s nothing terribly new in the piece, but it does do a solid job laying out just how lopsided the deal has proven to be. In light of Mulder being scratched from his rehab start last night, on the same night that Haren shut down the Bo Sux, it’s all the more noteworthy.
In God We Trust....All Others Must Show Data
by Wes7 on Jun 24, 2008 1:45 AM PDT 0 recs
I cant remember
what did the A’s get in the Big Mac trade?
by A'sfaninNC on
Jun 24, 2008 11:46 AM PDT
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There's no textbook for how to treat a geriatric tapir.
by Poppy on
Jun 24, 2008 11:51 AM PDT
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tj matthews
and more crap
"Iron man, iron man, does what an iron man can"
by pieful35 on
Jun 24, 2008 12:28 PM PDT
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Insomniacs rule the WORLD!
I’ve always been the guy who has a tough time falling asleep, but still able to wake up in the morning, making me drag all throughout the day. During the summer days, I would be the one to fall asleep at 5am and wake up at 12pm or 1pm.
Let it be known, ladies and gents, that I have now put this insomnia to good use. I will now work the night shift as an ER Nurse hahaha
white esurance sign behind home plate..oh so that’s why durham is an absolutely terrible defensive second baseman.. - xbhaskarx
by BigTuna on Jun 24, 2008 2:09 AM PDT 0 recs
Scoping for another job
Hence my insomnia.
The zombie hours were always the best hours for me to get work done.
Green Hulk Fists
by oaklandSMASH on Jun 24, 2008 2:12 AM PDT 0 recs
Jason Windsor pitched yesterday!
For the AZL team. 3 innings, allowed 2 runs, 10 groundouts though. He’s got a very uphill battle to make himself relevant in this organization again, but I’ve definitely got my fingers crossed. He’s an afterthought now, and I’m not sure people realize how close he was to making it in 06. 17-2 between AA and AAA, with a nearly 4/1 k/bb and over 1k/9. Bulldog mentality as well. He pitched poorly when he was called up, but it was only 13 innings. If he had ran into some luck in in his 13 innings, his story could be entirely different today.
by 31Boots on Jun 24, 2008 6:18 AM PDT 0 recs
At Least I've seen one of his starts
Living in England I don’t get to see the A’s that much, I’ve only seen them once this millenium, that was in Baltimore a year or so ago and Jason Windsor was the starter. It’s likely that he is the only one of the current A’s pitchers that I’ve seen live! Can’t say he’s ever been a favorite though.
Any similarity between my spelling and that deemed correct, is pureley accidental.
by Dalesman on
Jun 24, 2008 6:05 PM PDT
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Jeff got a little unhappy last night..
As did the entire lookout landing community.. to the tune of 1000+ very unhappy comments.
The lesson here is.. don’t mess with Felix Hernandez.
by CoryC123 on Jun 24, 2008 8:30 AM PDT 0 recs
Egads.
I’d hate to see what would have happened if Beltran had really done something wrong.
by sslinger on
Jun 24, 2008 8:48 AM PDT
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Indeed
Blocking the plate without the ball the way Hernandez did is a) against the (never-enforced) rules and b) just plain dumb.
"May a nit suck Cajun geese?" wonders Red. No, we see gnu Jack Cust in a yam.
by andeux on
Jun 24, 2008 9:26 AM PDT
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Players who are good should know that it is important for them to avoid injury.
Children, until we have taught them better, will be perfectly happy with a seasonal round of games in which conkers succeeds hopscotch.
by salb918 on
Jun 24, 2008 9:27 AM PDT
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if you can't sleep, watch a movie


A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05
by xbhaskarx on Jun 24, 2008 8:48 AM PDT 0 recs
Can't sleep, clown will eat me

Can an aging lemur suffer from dementia? @('.')@
by monkeyball on
Jun 24, 2008 9:22 AM PDT
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Can't walk, Clown wil stalk me

Pessimism FTW! ... Wait what?
by Zonis on
Jun 24, 2008 10:02 AM PDT
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Can't play

Homey don’t play that.
Green Hulk Fists
by oaklandSMASH on
Jun 24, 2008 3:35 PM PDT
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You talkin' to me?
"May a nit suck Cajun geese?" wonders Red. No, we see gnu Jack Cust in a yam.
by andeux on
Jun 24, 2008 9:30 AM PDT
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wow, how did i forget that one…
A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05
by xbhaskarx on
Jun 24, 2008 9:30 AM PDT
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You forgot it because you've wisely disabled avatars
The A's colors are green and gold.
by mikeA on
Jun 24, 2008 9:32 AM PDT
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[runs over little girl]
"JOAN! Are you watching Bombast? Did you see Lack Bust drop that fly call?"
by Jennifer on
Jun 24, 2008 9:30 AM PDT
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{loses alarming amount of weight}
Can an aging lemur suffer from dementia? @('.')@
by monkeyball on
Jun 24, 2008 9:36 AM PDT
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[rolls body up in rug]
"JOAN! Are you watching Bombast? Did you see Lack Bust drop that fly call?"
by Jennifer on
Jun 24, 2008 9:40 AM PDT
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{rolls Jennifer up in a carpet and throws her off a bridge}
I generally bemoan the profusion of Mr Sabermetric Sporks in the Scrabble ranks who don't know the meaning or usage of 50% of the words they use. -monkeyball
by JediLeroy on
Jun 24, 2008 9:42 AM PDT
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< mangles michael ironside's arm >
A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05
by xbhaskarx on
Jun 24, 2008 9:44 AM PDT
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{digitally erases Michael Ironside's arm, then gives him a robotic prosthesis}
Can an aging lemur suffer from dementia? @('.')@
by monkeyball on
Jun 24, 2008 10:01 AM PDT
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i was expecting a starship troopers reference from you.
A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05
by xbhaskarx on
Jun 24, 2008 10:26 AM PDT
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Nooook 'em
Can an aging lemur suffer from dementia? @('.')@
by monkeyball on
Jun 24, 2008 11:17 AM PDT
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Ed Neuemeier is god
Can an aging lemur suffer from dementia? @('.')@
by monkeyball on
Jun 24, 2008 11:35 AM PDT
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Historical fact of the day:
The Mongols had a social taboo against shedding the blood of people of high rank. Naturally, this caused a problem when trying to kill them. If you were not too important, they solved it by strangling you with a bowstring (since they were steppe nomads, bowstrings were not exactly in short supply). However, if you were really important, they would roll you in a rug and then charge a bunch of cavalry over you.
Your 2008 Athletics: It's Nothing Personal.
by PaulThomas on
Jun 24, 2008 9:58 AM PDT
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It's all internal bleeding...
For obvious reasons, they didn’t have the most accurate concept of the circulatory system.
Your 2008 Athletics: It's Nothing Personal.
by PaulThomas on
Jun 24, 2008 10:18 AM PDT
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Internal to the rug maybe.
"May a nit suck Cajun geese?" wonders Red. No, we see gnu Jack Cust in a yam.
by andeux on
Jun 24, 2008 10:20 AM PDT
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it really tied the steppes together
A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05
by xbhaskarx on
Jun 24, 2008 10:27 AM PDT
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another little-known fact
The Mongol cavalry included a division of strong-backed female camp followers, who would be called into action to form human bridges over shallow streams.
They were known as the steppe-ford wives.
Can an aging lemur suffer from dementia? @('.')@
by monkeyball on
Jun 24, 2008 11:20 AM PDT
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Another little-known fact
They were poised to overrun Europe (at the walls of Vienna) but simply abandoned the attempt because the Khan back home died.
by nevermoor on
Jun 24, 2008 12:41 PM PDT
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Minor detail
It’s true that Mongol forces had conquered most of eastern Europe and were poised to overrun central Europe, but they were never actually at the walls of Vienna.
I think you’re getting them mixed up with the Ottomans, who really were at the walls (twice) a few centuries later.
"Dispatch knuckleheadedness with Bond-like aplomb." –74mk
by iglew on
Jun 24, 2008 2:04 PM PDT
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Fair enough
I wasn’t confusing them, just overstating. They would almost certainly have made it all the way west. Medieval Europe had about the dumbest military system imaginable.
by nevermoor on
Jun 24, 2008 7:11 PM PDT
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And Subedei was the greatest general
in the history of the world. Seriously.
Would Europe have been any worse off for it? Was China any worse off for the Yuan dynasty? I don’t think so.
"Dispatch knuckleheadedness with Bond-like aplomb." –74mk
by iglew on
Jun 25, 2008 5:33 PM PDT
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Asdrubal Cabrera disagrees with that statement
(The first one, I mean.)
Your 2008 Athletics: It's Nothing Personal.
by PaulThomas on
Jun 26, 2008 10:00 AM PDT
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The whole way home they screamed
"Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it?"-Steve McCatty
by 5Aces on
Jun 24, 2008 2:11 PM PDT
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Poppy hates earworms
Can an aging lemur suffer from dementia? @('.')@
by monkeyball on
Jun 24, 2008 2:38 PM PDT
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i'm not sure if that's the reason, but i know the governor of the central asian city of otrar
had molten silver poured down on his face when he was captured after a long seige.
fyi otrar is also the city where timur (“tamerlane”) died…
A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05
by xbhaskarx on
Jun 24, 2008 10:13 AM PDT
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Bye, Bye, Bye
"JOAN! Are you watching Bombast? Did you see Lack Bust drop that fly call?"
by Jennifer on
Jun 24, 2008 10:25 AM PDT
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LOL
pam5981: Patience is a virtue that I do not possess.
ohtobe21likehuston: But you're good at drinking and cussing. Two out of three ain't bad.
by pam5981 on
Jun 24, 2008 1:04 PM PDT
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that’s “siege”
A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05
by xbhaskarx on
Jun 24, 2008 10:29 AM PDT
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tapir + lemur = timur
Can an aging lemur suffer from dementia? @('.')@
by monkeyball on
Jun 24, 2008 11:20 AM PDT
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That THT piece is great.
I’m close to according the site a prized slot on my quick link bar.
I was insomnia-plagued for several years, though I think it was mainly attributable to the obscene volume of caffeine I ingested during that stretch of time. And in any event, all those sleepless nights dovetailed with my residence on the east coast, meaning that I was wide awake for 1-2 am EST finishes to weeknight A’s games.
So if this is true, why is it that we’re so eager to DFA/trade/castigate “our” players? Shouldn’t we be evolutionarily predisposed to overvalue Huston Street?
Lastly, two slightly divergent takes on last night’s Nats-Angels debacle, specifically the Felipe Lopez error that allowed the tying run to score …
First, Manny Acta:
“I’m not going to overanalyze it,” Washington manager Manny Acta said. “He should have had the ground ball and he didn’t catch it.”
Next, a disgruntled Nats-fan friend of mine via email:
Dude, I was at the game last night. I was about to go on the field and give Felipe Lopez a beat down. He can’t hit, he can’t field and his attitude blows. As I told my friend Steve awhile back, I say trade Odalis Perez, Paul LoDuca and Lopez for anything they can get for them, even if it’s a microwave burrito and a couple of old Hustlers. At least Stan Kasten could then use the Hustlers as evidence of sexual harassment to fire Jim Bowden.
by 74mk on Jun 24, 2008 9:02 AM PDT 0 recs
Watching that error unfold on gameday did not gruntle me one bit.
The A's colors are green and gold.
by mikeA on
Jun 24, 2008 9:09 AM PDT
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Huh.
In societies with markets, customers can go elsewhere. But in a small, tribal society there may be no alternative seller. In that case, those who were reluctant to trade might get better prices. It may thus make sense for an owner to be psychologically predisposed to hold out for a high price as soon as someone else expresses interest in one of his possessions…
Sounds like baseball – it’s a small, tribal society with limited buyers and sellers. Perhaps those GMs that are reluctant to trade might get better prices.
Children, until we have taught them better, will be perfectly happy with a seasonal round of games in which conkers succeeds hopscotch.
by salb918 on
Jun 24, 2008 9:10 AM PDT
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This may just be my scrambled brain talking, but...
DFA Brown
by nevermoor on
Jun 24, 2008 12:42 PM PDT
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That would scratch my itch
"May a nit suck Cajun geese?" wonders Red. No, we see gnu Jack Cust in a yam.
by andeux on
Jun 24, 2008 12:53 PM PDT
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People ARE predisposed to overvalue their players...
just check out any of those prospects-for-veterans trade threads for evidence of that.
The effect is clearly overridden by the disciplinary impulse to punish players for perceived wrongdoing, when it comes to the level where we actually care about results (the majors).
Your 2008 Athletics: It's Nothing Personal.
by PaulThomas on
Jun 24, 2008 9:31 AM PDT
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"disciplinary impulse to punish players for perceived wrongdoing"
There’s a provocative essay* in there somewhere.
*I tried calling them fanposts. Really, I did. I thought to myself “swallow your silly snobbish disposition this one time, and acquiesce to the accepted site vocabulary”.
But each time my fingers tap out that hateful seven letter sequence I can feel, deep in my bones, in a way too profound to articulate, a small chunk of my self-respect crumbling away, irrevocably. I’ve come to believe that invoking that word is the blog equivalent of not relinquishing your bus seat to an elderly lady, or parking your Hummer in a handicapped space while you run out to procure a nine dollar latte/scone combination from Starbucks. It’s just wrong, and I can’t go on like this.
by 74mk on
Jun 24, 2008 10:10 AM PDT
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It's okay if you use derisive KrAzY kApS when you do it.
fAnPoSt. See?
There's no textbook for how to treat a geriatric tapir.
by Poppy on
Jun 24, 2008 10:16 AM PDT
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I think I lack the requisite finger dexterity to pull that off with any kind of efficiency. Plus, I start doing that, next thing you know I’m using emoticons and lol-ing people. The abyss is not far away, Poppy.
by 74mk on
Jun 24, 2008 10:31 AM PDT
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LOL
{8-O
What are you saying?
There's no textbook for how to treat a geriatric tapir.
by Poppy on
Jun 24, 2008 10:34 AM PDT
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That's too easy
Blah, blah, Foucault, yadda yadda, juridico-discursive hey nonny ho nonny, metaphysical ontology blah blah leukemiization of society etc etc.
It practically writes itself.
Your 2008 Athletics: It's Nothing Personal.
by PaulThomas on
Jun 24, 2008 10:23 AM PDT
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The two stages of Foucault:
1. Woooo! A book about sex!
2. D’oh.
The A's colors are green and gold.
by mikeA on
Jun 24, 2008 10:31 AM PDT
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Ugh.
I spent a semester second-guessing my choice of educational programming, and then I took one of those required classes where I was forced to wade through Foucault (and Orientalism). Man I’m glad I’m an engineer.
Children, until we have taught them better, will be perfectly happy with a seasonal round of games in which conkers succeeds hopscotch.
by salb918 on
Jun 24, 2008 10:38 AM PDT
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It ought to have taught you
that westerners such as methodrampage trade in the discourse of “asian people as deficient in height, and thus reliant on wiles.”
The A's colors are green and gold.
by mikeA on
Jun 24, 2008 10:57 AM PDT
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Nightmares! Nightmares!
Quick, someone give me a problem set!
Children, until we have taught them better, will be perfectly happy with a seasonal round of games in which conkers succeeds hopscotch.
by salb918 on
Jun 24, 2008 11:37 AM PDT
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the intro of Les Mots et Les Choses is great

I taught a film class where I had the class read Foucault’s intro, and then we watched the photo-enlargement/navigation scene from Blade Runner.
Can an aging lemur suffer from dementia? @('.')@
by monkeyball on
Jun 24, 2008 11:33 AM PDT
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I re-watched Blade Runner a couple of weeks ago.
1. That is a great scene.
2. I find it amusing that Edward James Olmos stars both in that film and Battlestar Galactica, given their thematic similarities.
3. Did they know about your dubious De Palma defending ways when they let you teach that class?
Interviewer: “I see here on your resume that you made it through Dressed to Kill without wincing even once at its hamhandedness. Mr. monkeyball, I like you, we’re both A’s fans, and your knowledge of cinema is certainly prodigious, but this …”
monkeyball: “I harbor an irrational affinity for Angie Dickinson. It clouds my judgment. I can’t help it. I have every episode of Police Woman on VHS.”
Interviewer: “Uh, I’m not sure that admission helps your cause.”
monkeyball: “Look, I have this one flaw. It’s not the end of the world, and I’m in therapy to try to rectify the problem. I implore you to focus on my positive qualities: quick with a clever quip, expert at classic song remolding, master of obscure political references, dedicated purveyor of all things feces-related. If you can’t overlook this minor personal embarrassment … “
[chokes up, fends off tears]
Interviewer: “I … I mean … I’m sorry. You’re right. And you know, The Untouchables did kind of rule. You’re hired.”
by 74mk on
Jun 24, 2008 12:17 PM PDT
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watching Angie Dickinson is the only thing that stops the itching
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by monkeyball on
Jun 24, 2008 12:21 PM PDT
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Very good point
I think we overvalue our PROSPECTS because we never see them except through scouting reports which always give them “ceilings” that we’d love to have.
We hate our actual players because the nature of baseball is that everyone fails most of the time, and as avid fans we see them fail a lot.
As a result, the prospect for veterans trades get a bit wacky b/c we act like we’re trading super-santana every time.
by nevermoor on
Jun 24, 2008 12:45 PM PDT
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That's one of seven deadly negotiating irrationalities Max Bazerman discusses ...
... in Negotiating Rationally. An Oldie, but a pretty good book.
The meaning of life is not so much 'found,' as it is 'made.' --Opus
by The Dogfather on
Jun 24, 2008 9:40 AM PDT
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Hmmm... without clicking the link
1. Thinking you can out-negotiate Samuel L. Jackson
2. Thinking that the poison gas you release into the school building will kill only the terrorists and not all the kids too.
Can’t think of the rest.
The A's colors are green and gold.
by mikeA on
Jun 24, 2008 9:46 AM PDT
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"You think you can talk me down, Farley?"
The meaning of life is not so much 'found,' as it is 'made.' --Opus
by The Dogfather on
Jun 24, 2008 10:21 AM PDT
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"Never say no to a hostage taker, It's in the manual."
"Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it?"-Steve McCatty
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