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Open Thread: Game 70 - A's at Arizona (cont.)

Webb shelled, A's cruising, 8-1 after 5 innings behind HRs from Ellis, Chavez, and Suzuki.

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what in the world

is going on here?

Let's have our Piazza and eat the Cust too - SPWC

by closetasfan on Jun 17, 2008 8:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

correction

“What in the wide, wide world of sports is going on here??!!”

"I never predict anything, and I never will." Paul Gascoigne, English footballer

by One won lost won on Jun 17, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fucking first

Might as well Jump! - Van Halen

by sprtsnwyn on Jun 17, 2008 8:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fucked that up

"God doesn't pay attention to your cute little hypotheticals." -- Jeff from LL

by oblique on Jun 17, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

FUCKING FAIL!

pam5981: Patience is a virtue that I do not possess.
ohtobe21likehuston: But you're good at drinking and cussing. Two out of three ain't bad.

by pam5981 on Jun 17, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, but I'm sure you do.

pam5981: Patience is a virtue that I do not possess.
ohtobe21likehuston: But you're good at drinking and cussing. Two out of three ain't bad.

by pam5981 on Jun 17, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's bull

On mine it was first. I’m counting it.

Might as well Jump! - Van Halen

by sprtsnwyn on Jun 17, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bullshit. Flights to SF are about $700.

No AN Day miracle- Part II

Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 17, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We needed to look 2 months ago

Might as well Jump! - Van Halen

by sprtsnwyn on Jun 17, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I did!!

Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 17, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's less than $200 from KC.

WTF?

"JOAN! Are you watching Bombast? Did you see Lack Bust drop that fly call?"

by Jennifer on Jun 17, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Book online...

NS flight… $162 out. $142 back.

"JOAN! Are you watching Bombast? Did you see Lack Bust drop that fly call?"

by Jennifer on Jun 17, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jennifer math-

$162 plus $142 = $199 or less

Do they have schools in Missourah?

Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 17, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I meant each way, smarty.

"JOAN! Are you watching Bombast? Did you see Lack Bust drop that fly call?"

by Jennifer on Jun 17, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

(pulls Jennifer's hair)

Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 17, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ahem.

"JOAN! Are you watching Bombast? Did you see Lack Bust drop that fly call?"

by Jennifer on Jun 17, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dirty.

pam5981: Patience is a virtue that I do not possess.
ohtobe21likehuston: But you're good at drinking and cussing. Two out of three ain't bad.

by pam5981 on Jun 17, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I didn't mean it that way, silly girl

or baby.

Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 17, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You walked right into the joke!

This is the “fucking” thread!

pam5981: Patience is a virtue that I do not possess.
ohtobe21likehuston: But you're good at drinking and cussing. Two out of three ain't bad.

by pam5981 on Jun 17, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He puts the cojack on my cracker.

"JOAN! Are you watching Bombast? Did you see Lack Bust drop that fly call?"

by Jennifer on Jun 17, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL!

See?

"JOAN! Are you watching Bombast? Did you see Lack Bust drop that fly call?"

by Jennifer on Jun 17, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You'll spend more on that on A's gear.

Suck it up.

pam5981: Patience is a virtue that I do not possess.
ohtobe21likehuston: But you're good at drinking and cussing. Two out of three ain't bad.

by pam5981 on Jun 17, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That is certainly true. I might even stuck with an XL

Nike track jacket that I can’t even wear. It’s too fucking big!

Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 17, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Liar

Might as well Jump! - Van Halen

by sprtsnwyn on Jun 17, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Uh, so why aren't you coming then?

pam5981: Patience is a virtue that I do not possess.
ohtobe21likehuston: But you're good at drinking and cussing. Two out of three ain't bad.

by pam5981 on Jun 17, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Because she doesn't like PEOPLE

Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 17, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Because of you

Might as well Jump! - Van Halen

by sprtsnwyn on Jun 17, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, that's why you're not coming.

(somebody’s gonna make a joke out of this because we’re in the “fucking” thread so I’m just trying to pre-empt here.)

pam5981: Patience is a virtue that I do not possess.
ohtobe21likehuston: But you're good at drinking and cussing. Two out of three ain't bad.

by pam5981 on Jun 17, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bow-chica-bow-wow

Might as well Jump! - Van Halen

by sprtsnwyn on Jun 17, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Because you will be there.

"JOAN! Are you watching Bombast? Did you see Lack Bust drop that fly call?"

by Jennifer on Jun 17, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh Jennifer.

I’m disappointed in you.

pam5981: Patience is a virtue that I do not possess.
ohtobe21likehuston: But you're good at drinking and cussing. Two out of three ain't bad.

by pam5981 on Jun 17, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mom?

"JOAN! Are you watching Bombast? Did you see Lack Bust drop that fly call?"

by Jennifer on Jun 17, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I love cussing. I love it.

Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 17, 2008 8:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

See? It makes people HAPPY.

What’s wrong with that?!

pam5981: Patience is a virtue that I do not possess.
ohtobe21likehuston: But you're good at drinking and cussing. Two out of three ain't bad.

by pam5981 on Jun 17, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm sorry. The correct answer is:

What the fuck is wrong with that?!

"JOAN! Are you watching Bombast? Did you see Lack Bust drop that fly call?"

by Jennifer on Jun 17, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes, but...

I think putting (cont.) in the subject line is taking it a bit far!

"God doesn't pay attention to your cute little hypotheticals." -- Jeff from LL

by oblique on Jun 17, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Check out Lookout Landing

you’ll gorge if you “love cussing”.

"I never predict anything, and I never will." Paul Gascoigne, English footballer

by One won lost won on Jun 17, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I came into this thread without pants

I’m ready to go!

http://bocropleasestopswingingatbadpitches.blogspot.com/

by thejd44 on Jun 17, 2008 8:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bear? M-m-mmm...

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 17, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Isn't that how you usually co--

Never ind.

President and CEO of the Ryan Sweeney Apologists Consortium

by Joey C. on Jun 17, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Mind" and wrong poster reply

Super fail.

President and CEO of the Ryan Sweeney Apologists Consortium

by Joey C. on Jun 17, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OK you are DEFINITELY getting an email

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 17, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bro

be careful opening that can of worms. Trust me, rally thong gets old real fast. Its worst time is during a weekday when im not drinking, then it just itches.

by asfaninpismobeach on Jun 17, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Worms?

< puts pants back on >

"God doesn't pay attention to your cute little hypotheticals." -- Jeff from LL

by oblique on Jun 17, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Why did it have to be worms?"

said Midget Indiana Jones.

Green Hulk Fists

by oaklandSMASH on Jun 17, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rhode Island Jones

"God doesn't pay attention to your cute little hypotheticals." -- Jeff from LL

by oblique on Jun 17, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Leave it to Nico

to open a gnu fucking thread.

"May a nit suck Cajun geese?" wonders Red. No, we see gnu Jack Cust in a yam.

by andeux on Jun 17, 2008 8:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Please

nobody post a picture here.

Might as well Jump! - Van Halen

by sprtsnwyn on Jun 17, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ewe

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 17, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's gonna get wild and wooly in here!

"God doesn't pay attention to your cute little hypotheticals." -- Jeff from LL

by oblique on Jun 17, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh yeah, wooly

"There's m'fn sprinklers on the m'fn infield!'" - Ice Cream (AN), 6/13/08

by doctorK on Jun 17, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seems like a nice fucking day

In the AL Fucking West.

All Games and Comments are Subject to Blackout

by Hit4TheCycle on Jun 17, 2008 8:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sounds like Earl Weaver and Billy Martin have taken over this thread

"There's m'fn sprinklers on the m'fn infield!'" - Ice Cream (AN), 6/13/08

by doctorK on Jun 17, 2008 8:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The A's

tee off on Webb and get get close to making contact on Gonzalez and his 6.50 ERA. LOL

by asfaninpismobeach on Jun 17, 2008 8:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Non-swearing thread = 8 runs

Start swearing = 1 backs run, plus strike out of the A’s side

Baseball gods are not smiling on your shitty postings!

Green Hulk Fists

by oaklandSMASH on Jun 17, 2008 8:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

and the loss of our scoring streak

the Duke scorns you guys for ruining his shutout with your self indulgence

by GeorgiaBoy on Jun 17, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ziggy's rookie ears were shocked

he had to tell Duke about it.

All are punished!

Green Hulk Fists

by oaklandSMASH on Jun 17, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Crosby better do something!

Or, “scoring in every inning” is lost…
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGH!! Three K’s. Ugh

"I never predict anything, and I never will." Paul Gascoigne, English footballer

by One won lost won on Jun 17, 2008 8:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I thought cluster-bats were banned

"There's m'fn sprinklers on the m'fn infield!'" - Ice Cream (AN), 6/13/08

by doctorK on Jun 17, 2008 8:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Routine awesome Chavy play

"There's m'fn sprinklers on the m'fn infield!'" - Ice Cream (AN), 6/13/08

by doctorK on Jun 17, 2008 8:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Jonathan Sanchez is pitching a gem against Detroit through 5

0-0 against Kenny Rogers going to the 6th.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 17, 2008 8:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

And just after you mentioned it

the Dirty Sanchez gives up his first hit

"There's m'fn sprinklers on the m'fn infield!'" - Ice Cream (AN), 6/13/08

by doctorK on Jun 17, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Except I carefully didn't mention it

I tried.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 17, 2008 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Meh. One-hitter now.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 17, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Now 1-0 Tiggers

first and second, one out

"There's m'fn sprinklers on the m'fn infield!'" - Ice Cream (AN), 6/13/08

by doctorK on Jun 17, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Where's Omar Vizquel

when they need him?

"May a nit suck Cajun geese?" wonders Red. No, we see gnu Jack Cust in a yam.

by andeux on Jun 17, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Eric Fucking Chavez!

That was a sweet throw.

pam5981: Patience is a virtue that I do not possess.
ohtobe21likehuston: But you're good at drinking and cussing. Two out of three ain't bad.

by pam5981 on Jun 17, 2008 8:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Dude.

"JOAN! Are you watching Bombast? Did you see Lack Bust drop that fly call?"

by Jennifer on Jun 17, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow!!!!

Great game by Eric. Best I have seen with the bat and in the field in a long long time.

by asfaninpismobeach on Jun 17, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

How good is Duke looking?

and how far can he go? Plus whats the over under that Street makes an apperance tonight?

by A'sfaninNC on Jun 17, 2008 8:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WooHoo

quality start.

by A'sfaninNC on Jun 17, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's not an A's game until

Gaudin warms up

"JOAN! Are you watching Bombast? Did you see Lack Bust drop that fly call?"

by Jennifer on Jun 17, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bowen just finished his book

and handed it to Street to read.

Green Hulk Fists

by oaklandSMASH on Jun 17, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damn LA Angels

Can’t lose when we win.

by CichirelloMagnet on Jun 17, 2008 8:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I blame Mets management

Managers should be axed after series are finished.

Green Hulk Fists

by oaklandSMASH on Jun 17, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

why wait?

I say fire them after the game.

Pessimism FTW! ... Wait what?

by Zonis on Jun 17, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Okay

but they should’ve fired him after the Angels series.

SO SMASH COMMANDS!!

Green Hulk Fists

by oaklandSMASH on Jun 17, 2008 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why wait till a game is over?

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 17, 2008 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pessimism FTW! ... Wait what?

by Zonis on Jun 17, 2008 8:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'd rather have some ice cream.

"JOAN! Are you watching Bombast? Did you see Lack Bust drop that fly call?"

by Jennifer on Jun 17, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's only cute when Pam says it.

"Dispatch knuckleheadedness with Bond-like aplomb." –74mk

by iglew on Jun 17, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

cute baby pam? or pretty adult pam?

Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 17, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pam is Pam regardless of avatar

But, now that you mention it, infant Pam saying “fuck me” would NOT be cute.

"Dispatch knuckleheadedness with Bond-like aplomb." –74mk

by iglew on Jun 17, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL.

Think I need to go with no avatar.

pam5981: Patience is a virtue that I do not possess.
ohtobe21likehuston: But you're good at drinking and cussing. Two out of three ain't bad.

by pam5981 on Jun 17, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That really was a good picture of you. I should post my fat

red headed baby picture. Let you count the chins!

Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 17, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

"How do I love thee, let me count the chins..."

I need to stop listening to Farmer’s Insurance ads.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 17, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

One per chin

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 17, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I really really really hate how that guy reads that poem.

It’s a beautiful poem, and he makes it sound soooo awful.

(And what’s up with changing “she” to “he”? That’s just weird.)

"Dispatch knuckleheadedness with Bond-like aplomb." –74mk

by iglew on Jun 17, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

officially, you have SPAMMED

this thread!

That is such a moronic ad, as are all Farmdirt’s ads these days.

"I never predict anything, and I never will." Paul Gascoigne, English footballer

by One won lost won on Jun 17, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

BTW- Nice avatar.

I bet it took a while to come up with that exact ahde.

Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 17, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Uh, yeah

I, um, worked really hard on that….

"Dispatch knuckleheadedness with Bond-like aplomb." –74mk

by iglew on Jun 17, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I majored in Google images

"Dispatch knuckleheadedness with Bond-like aplomb." –74mk

by iglew on Jun 17, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This thread is

going to piss off alot of Gradma’s. I hope 12 year old boys dont get curious about what happened in the game.

by asfaninpismobeach on Jun 17, 2008 8:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You think that's what 12 year old boys are curious about?

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 17, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nico, Im going to look at that thread

Im pretty sure you wrote something on there about not liking cursing also. I will have to go look. You bad bad boy.

by asfaninpismobeach on Jun 17, 2008 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sounds like I need to be spanked.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 17, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ewe.

pam5981: Patience is a virtue that I do not possess.
ohtobe21likehuston: But you're good at drinking and cussing. Two out of three ain't bad.

by pam5981 on Jun 17, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

pam is going to AN Day...

Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 17, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Stop.

pam5981: Patience is a virtue that I do not possess.
ohtobe21likehuston: But you're good at drinking and cussing. Two out of three ain't bad.

by pam5981 on Jun 17, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

... and after that

the Oral S….

"There's m'fn sprinklers on the m'fn infield!'" - Ice Cream (AN), 6/13/08

by doctorK on Jun 17, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dont ask me, Im straight

for the right amount of money I can put on some wool and spank you with a hoof though.

by asfaninpismobeach on Jun 17, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

With "straights" like you,

who needs S&M midget trannies?

Besides me.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 17, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You frequent SF often do ya?

Your in the right place, I usually start off by saying “Dont tell me your name, Its better that way” ,LOL

by asfaninpismobeach on Jun 17, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think I've mentioned here before

that I was reading “Ball Four” when I was about 11 years old. Grandma asked to see what I was reading. GASP! The book was confiscated. Fortunately paperbacks only cost about $1 then, so I just went and bought another copy, after I got my next allowance.

by Soaker on Jun 17, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What's the difference

"There's m'fn sprinklers on the m'fn infield!'" - Ice Cream (AN), 6/13/08

by doctorK on Jun 17, 2008 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Et tu, kapers? Et tu?

Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 17, 2008 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, I only et one caper.

"Dispatch knuckleheadedness with Bond-like aplomb." –74mk

by iglew on Jun 17, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey kapers!

How soon are you moving? If you are still planning on having an A’s room, I have two A’s posters from the 80s/90s (some era I didn’t watch) I’ll send you. They were given to me… I don’t even know most of the players on the poster. I can research it if you want.

"JOAN! Are you watching Bombast? Did you see Lack Bust drop that fly call?"

by Jennifer on Jun 17, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What am I- chopped f'ing liver? I have an A's bathroom

that needs more stuff.

Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 17, 2008 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If she doesn't want it...

you can’t have it.

"JOAN! Are you watching Bombast? Did you see Lack Bust drop that fly call?"

by Jennifer on Jun 17, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hate you and your stupid face.

"JOAN! Are you watching Bombast? Did you see Lack Bust drop that fly call?"

by Jennifer on Jun 17, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

don't forget my extra baby chins!

Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 17, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

no habla francais

Proud mommy of "mini-kapers"

by kapers on Jun 17, 2008 8:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

merde

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 17, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

mierda

Procrastinators unite....tomorrow

by muffinpryde on Jun 17, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Scheisse

"There's m'fn sprinklers on the m'fn infield!'" - Ice Cream (AN), 6/13/08

by doctorK on Jun 17, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sweet.

Photography Site | Flickr

by Kimberly on Jun 17, 2008 8:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

See Kurt!?!?

If Fosse had been two steps in front of the plate he never would have had a chance to “tag” Bud Harrelson.

by Soaker on Jun 17, 2008 8:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yes, and he HRed.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 17, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Facing Brad Hennessey helps.

"May a nit suck Cajun geese?" wonders Red. No, we see gnu Jack Cust in a yam.

by andeux on Jun 17, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

heh

Sorry, I could do that all night. It’s an old game of mine.

by paradox on Jun 17, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lakers down by 35 points.

2:30 left. Sweet.

pam5981: Patience is a virtue that I do not possess.
ohtobe21likehuston: But you're good at drinking and cussing. Two out of three ain't bad.

by pam5981 on Jun 17, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

38 points.

pam5981: Patience is a virtue that I do not possess.
ohtobe21likehuston: But you're good at drinking and cussing. Two out of three ain't bad.

by pam5981 on Jun 17, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

meh

Lakers vs Celtics – the best thing that could happen is a meteor strike on the arena.

"There's m'fn sprinklers on the m'fn infield!'" - Ice Cream (AN), 6/13/08

by doctorK on Jun 17, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1000

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Jun 17, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They should've played in afros and short shorts

people would’ve tuned in to watch the Hardwood Classics game

Green Hulk Fists

by oaklandSMASH on Jun 17, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah that game was only

close for a while and then they tiped off

by A'sfaninNC on Jun 17, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

so they'll actually start playing

in 30 seconds?

"optimism 1 pessimism 0" ~Dirk

by 149 on Jun 17, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

DUKE

I predicted DUKE to pitch a no-no this year, specifically here in June or July. He is so damn efficient. This is such a great outing for him against some quality bats of the D-Backs. I’ve been so impressed with his re-converstion to the SP ranks. Stamp his ticket to the AS game.

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by Masaryk on Jun 17, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

we're hitting a ton of balls off the wall

if only they’d go out

Pessimism FTW! ... Wait what?

by Zonis on Jun 17, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You mean besides the three 3HRs?

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by Nico on Jun 17, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That only happened once.

Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 17, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He certainly could deliver the line.

Bob Hoskins in The Wall might be the best ever. Pink is all laid out but “the show must go on.”

Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 17, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

answer to Paradox's post

Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 17, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice hit Swooney!

2nd double of the night.

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by 149 on Jun 17, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This kid looks really good

He reminds me of Cargo in a way, intense. Almost like there was a chip on his should, not mad, but something close to it.

by paradox on Jun 17, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ryan Sweeney plus Mike Sweeney

isn’t that “Myron Sweeney”??

"I never predict anything, and I never will." Paul Gascoigne, English footballer

by One won lost won on Jun 17, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

except

CarGo came up looking like that. Swooney had some adjustments to make. Happy to see him making them. Yet another argument for FT and Big Sweeney….

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by 149 on Jun 17, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

A chip on his should?

Or did you mean his shouldn’t?

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 17, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Me likey Sweeney.

"JOAN! Are you watching Bombast? Did you see Lack Bust drop that fly call?"

by Jennifer on Jun 17, 2008 8:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sweeney is hotter than Buck.

Proud mommy of "mini-kapers"

by kapers on Jun 17, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Honestly...

it’s like trying to decide if I like cupcakes or muffins better. One is just like the other, but without all the stuff on top.

"JOAN! Are you watching Bombast? Did you see Lack Bust drop that fly call?"

by Jennifer on Jun 17, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

pam5981: Patience is a virtue that I do not possess.
ohtobe21likehuston: But you're good at drinking and cussing. Two out of three ain't bad.

by pam5981 on Jun 17, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know who Cupcakes is, but

which one is Muffins? Is that Buck’s new name?

"Dispatch knuckleheadedness with Bond-like aplomb." –74mk

by iglew on Jun 17, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

In this scenario, Cupcakes = Travis

Stuff on top = icing
icing = hair
Muffin = Sweeney

Muffins and cupcakes… both delicious.

"JOAN! Are you watching Bombast? Did you see Lack Bust drop that fly call?"

by Jennifer on Jun 17, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yay muffins!

Procrastinators unite....tomorrow

by muffinpryde on Jun 17, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL!

"JOAN! Are you watching Bombast? Did you see Lack Bust drop that fly call?"

by Jennifer on Jun 17, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hesitate to ask

but can’t resist the insider-info… I get why Swooney is attractive—classic All American look. But Buck? Classic All Spicoli look?

"optimism 1 pessimism 0" ~Dirk

by 149 on Jun 17, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Buck looks dirty

that’s all i have to say

by schmifty on Jun 17, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well

He has the look, now he just needs you to teach him.

"optimism 1 pessimism 0" ~Dirk

by 149 on Jun 17, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

:buys ticket to Oakland:

or well… sacto or where the hell ever

by schmifty on Jun 17, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

get'em Annie!

Savoy

"optimism 1 pessimism 0" ~Dirk

by 149 on Jun 17, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

For me, it goes back to the CWS.

Travis, Jeff Larish, Tuffy Gosewisch… that was a great summer. Then Tuffy crying on the bench after the game… And I actually liked him more with a shaved head.

"JOAN! Are you watching Bombast? Did you see Lack Bust drop that fly call?"

by Jennifer on Jun 17, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

In that case

Dustin Pedrioa too?

"optimism 1 pessimism 0" ~Dirk

by 149 on Jun 17, 2008 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

god duchscherer is really killing this a's offense...

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Jun 17, 2008 8:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

And people think Cust strikes out looking too much!

http://bocropleasestopswingingatbadpitches.blogspot.com/

by thejd44 on Jun 17, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

How'd he even get 100 ABs today?

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 17, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He could at least bunt

and not run.

"I never predict anything, and I never will." Paul Gascoigne, English footballer

by One won lost won on Jun 17, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This game needs more Emil Brown

RBI Machine.

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by Hit4TheCycle on Jun 17, 2008 8:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yay, Swooney!

What a stud.

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by Kimberly on Jun 17, 2008 8:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

hasn't scored yet

knocked one in though :P

Pessimism FTW! ... Wait what?

by Zonis on Jun 17, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cotroneo defending Rick Peterson re the Kazmir trade

but there has been considerable evidence that Peterson is the guy who basically demanded that Aaron Harang be run out of the A’s organization.

by Soaker on Jun 17, 2008 8:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Did Glen just say someone was digging the run support

just after showing a close-up of some A’s player digging for gold?

"There's m'fn sprinklers on the m'fn infield!'" - Ice Cream (AN), 6/13/08

by doctorK on Jun 17, 2008 8:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

back to the gold thong AGAIN?

Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 17, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gold thong = Ultimate DO NOT WANT

"There's m'fn sprinklers on the m'fn infield!'" - Ice Cream (AN), 6/13/08

by doctorK on Jun 17, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I remember when "thong" meant

something on a sandal. Not underwear.

It really wasn’t that long ago.

"Dispatch knuckleheadedness with Bond-like aplomb." –74mk

by iglew on Jun 17, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

not long ago

Chix wore thongs. The yoots today, I swear….

by paradox on Jun 17, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

As do I.

I have to catch myself all the time.
There’s a sign in my gym that says, “No sandals. Shoes required. No thongs.” It’s such a bummer.

"optimism 1 pessimism 0" ~Dirk

by 149 on Jun 17, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thongs = flip-flops

And I’m not talking about logic gates

"There's m'fn sprinklers on the m'fn infield!'" - Ice Cream (AN), 6/13/08

by doctorK on Jun 17, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jesus

What the hell is it with thongs? So what if Giambi has one.

Look, how many guys own thongs in this thread? Besides Pismo. Not me.

Anybody else going to fess up?

by paradox on Jun 17, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I live in a community property state

Therefore I own half a drawer full of thongs.

"Dispatch knuckleheadedness with Bond-like aplomb." –74mk

by iglew on Jun 17, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Our CEO wears a Speedo and we have mandatory pool parties

all of the time. It makes for a long day of trying not to look but then it makes you HAVE to look. Ewe.

Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 17, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thats a tough day at the office

I would call in sick every now and then.

by asfaninpismobeach on Jun 17, 2008 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Time to update your resume

"There's m'fn sprinklers on the m'fn infield!'" - Ice Cream (AN), 6/13/08

by doctorK on Jun 17, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just got promoted. Time to get used to it unless he retires

soon. He is in his 60’s.

Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 17, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So you're saying I should retire my speedo?

crap. Now I’ll have to go nekkid.

"optimism 1 pessimism 0" ~Dirk

by 149 on Jun 17, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Im married so

techinally i own like half a drawer of thongs. Right?

by A'sfaninNC on Jun 17, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OR

a drawer full of half-thongs.

"optimism 1 pessimism 0" ~Dirk

by 149 on Jun 17, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Do all wives have an unimaginably large underwear collection?

Yeah, I suppose they do.

"Dispatch knuckleheadedness with Bond-like aplomb." –74mk

by iglew on Jun 17, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And still wear the same three pair

after washing, of course.

"optimism 1 pessimism 0" ~Dirk

by 149 on Jun 17, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dude

They buy new undies for no reason. Us guys on the other hand, I have some with huge holes in them. Like an old muscle car, they are just hard to give up.

by asfaninpismobeach on Jun 17, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If my wife wore a different pair every day,

she’d run out some time around mid-September.

If I were to wear a different pair every day (admittedly, a big if), I’d run out early next week.

"Dispatch knuckleheadedness with Bond-like aplomb." –74mk

by iglew on Jun 17, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe the D-back

would be intrested in Brown for their OF? But do they have anything left

by A'sfaninNC on Jun 17, 2008 8:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'd take Webb

despite tonight’s outing

It's tough when your kid's favorite ballplayer is David Ortiz

by eastcoasta'sfan on Jun 17, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Chavvy need to get on and Crosby needs to homer

so Brown is no longer the RBI leader for Oakland

by A'sfaninNC on Jun 17, 2008 8:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm glad this is an away game.

One more inning to run up the score.

"Dispatch knuckleheadedness with Bond-like aplomb." –74mk

by iglew on Jun 17, 2008 8:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Justin Duchscherer is a fucking All-Star.

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Jun 17, 2008 8:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

nice job kid!

"optimism 1 pessimism 0" ~Dirk

by 149 on Jun 17, 2008 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

CarGon is a STUD.

pam5981: Patience is a virtue that I do not possess.
ohtobe21likehuston: But you're good at drinking and cussing. Two out of three ain't bad.

by pam5981 on Jun 17, 2008 8:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Best catch of the year at the fence?

I can’t remember a better one.

by Soaker on Jun 17, 2008 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Too bad ESPN will be only talking about the NBA tonight

And I am very glad that he didn’t kill himself catching that ball.

"There's m'fn sprinklers on the m'fn infield!'" - Ice Cream (AN), 6/13/08

by doctorK on Jun 17, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

For the A's prolly

but would have to match it frame for frame against the Ichiro wall face-plant.

"optimism 1 pessimism 0" ~Dirk

by 149 on Jun 17, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I meant the A's only

I was watching that M’s game; Ichiro’s play was an all-timer.

by Soaker on Jun 17, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Supreme Being

CarGo went into the chainlink for that robbery. Ichiro had padding. Definitely Web Gem material.

"optimism 1 pessimism 0" ~Dirk

by 149 on Jun 17, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

definitely

that takes some practice, that takes some skill, that takes a lot of natural talent

"I never predict anything, and I never will." Paul Gascoigne, English footballer

by One won lost won on Jun 17, 2008 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Brian Scallabrine certainly Cares

All Games and Comments are Subject to Blackout

by Hit4TheCycle on Jun 17, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, more reason for him to smile

Link so I don’t get bashed for posting a picture.

Procrastinators unite....tomorrow

by muffinpryde on Jun 17, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I care.

And I’m glad it was a smackdown.

pam5981: Patience is a virtue that I do not possess.
ohtobe21likehuston: But you're good at drinking and cussing. Two out of three ain't bad.

by pam5981 on Jun 17, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I care because I lost 50 bucks.

Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 17, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

(bows to CarGo)

Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 17, 2008 8:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Holy fuck.

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by Kimberly on Jun 17, 2008 8:55 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

HOLY SHIT!

And he walks away!

"JOAN! Are you watching Bombast? Did you see Lack Bust drop that fly call?"

by Jennifer on Jun 17, 2008 8:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OMG

Id rather him not make that play.

When will then be now? Soon.

by Syphon on Jun 17, 2008 8:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Chavy and Ellis are studs

Barton is getting there. Is Jack Cust a stud?

by paradox on Jun 17, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fuck yeah he is.

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Jun 17, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Okay.

Anyone else yell SPLAT! on the replay?

"JOAN! Are you watching Bombast? Did you see Lack Bust drop that fly call?"

by Jennifer on Jun 17, 2008 8:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

No

because it couldn’t been like Aaron Rowand’s splat which actually leaked.

Green Hulk Fists

by oaklandSMASH on Jun 17, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Since I'm relying on gameday,

Anyone have odds on Duke for the CG..? Is there someone warming up?

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Jun 17, 2008 8:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

10-1 A's

Crosby HR

"I never predict anything, and I never will." Paul Gascoigne, English footballer

by One won lost won on Jun 17, 2008 8:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

CROSBY!!

MORE POINTS FOR MY FANTASY TEAM!!

Green Hulk Fists

by oaklandSMASH on Jun 17, 2008 8:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

woo hoo! BoCro!

"optimism 1 pessimism 0" ~Dirk

by 149 on Jun 17, 2008 8:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Who are these people in A's unis?

Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 17, 2008 8:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

oh boy, another bomb

"There's m'fn sprinklers on the m'fn infield!'" - Ice Cream (AN), 6/13/08

by doctorK on Jun 17, 2008 8:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

"Dispatch knuckleheadedness with Bond-like aplomb." –74mk

by iglew on Jun 17, 2008 8:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HFS!

Holy fucking shit, Crosby!

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by Kimberly on Jun 17, 2008 8:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

that was a shot too

Plus all the fence-bangers. They’re crushed the ball all night.

by paradox on Jun 17, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

SWEET.

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Jun 17, 2008 8:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Coming in at the end

and, hell to the yeah!

Stomper is a badass!

by lynnzgal on Jun 17, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I called it a while ago

but there were supposed to be two other runners on

by A'sfaninNC on Jun 17, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That's awesome

Lyon hadn’t allowed an earned run in his last 16 appearances…. it’s official we can hit

by GeorgiaBoy on Jun 17, 2008 9:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

They just made a

mention on the Giants broadcast about it.

Stomper is a badass!

by lynnzgal on Jun 17, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

okay now this is just piling on...

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Jun 17, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Brown up in the pen.

pam5981: Patience is a virtue that I do not possess.
ohtobe21likehuston: But you're good at drinking and cussing. Two out of three ain't bad.

by pam5981 on Jun 17, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Emil Brown on deck.

pam5981: Patience is a virtue that I do not possess.
ohtobe21likehuston: But you're good at drinking and cussing. Two out of three ain't bad.

by pam5981 on Jun 17, 2008 9:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Pinch-hitter in a 10-1 game

Read the tea leaves, dude.

by Soaker on Jun 17, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Too much Brown.

"JOAN! Are you watching Bombast? Did you see Lack Bust drop that fly call?"

by Jennifer on Jun 17, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs