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Open Thread: Game 70 - A's at Arizona

In the first of two big tests, the A's go up against Brandon Webb (11-2, 2.73 ERA), throwing their own sub-3.00 ERA man in Justin Duchscherer (6-4, 2.20 ERA). Tomorrow the A's get Danny Haren, and I think the A's would have to be satisfied just to split the first two games of the series.

In general, I am seldom in favor of bunting with just a runner at first and nobody out, but tonight there are specific reasons why the A's might want to be more open to the sac bunt as opportunities (hopefully) arise. Neither offense is robust to begin with and if both pitchers are on, there is the real likelihood of a game in which runs are at a premium and each single run could make the difference. Furthermore, Webb is a sinkerballer and the DP will always loom large. If I were Oakland, I would strongly consider bunting with, in approximate descending order, Suzuki, Crosby, Barton, R. Sweeney, and Ellis. And this is especially true should the A's get the first two runners on in an inning, because I want the inevitable grounder to SS or 2B to score a run (second and third, one out), not break the back of a rally.

Today's "fun fact": One year ago tomorrow, the A's had a record of 37-31, almost identical to their current record of 38-31. However, at this time last year Oakland was about to embark upon a road trip (vs. the Mets, Indians, and Yankees) that would start 1-7 as Oakland would go 39-55 to finish the season.

Tonight's starting lineups:

Ellis - 2B
R. Sweeney - RF
Cust - LF
Chavez - 3B
Crosby - SS
Gonzalez - CF
Suzuki - C
Barton - 1B
Duchscherer - P

Young - CF
Drew - SS
Hudson - 2B
Jackson - LF
Tracy - 1B
Reynolds - 3B
J. Upton - RF
Snyder - C
Webb - P

 

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Great pitching matchup

Duke v. Cahill Webb.

Procrastinators unite....tomorrow

by muffinpryde on Jun 17, 2008 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Why does Arizona lead off Chris Young?

He might be the worst leadoff guy in baseball.

http://bocropleasestopswingingatbadpitches.blogspot.com/

by thejd44 on Jun 17, 2008 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

He doesn't clog up the base paths

"May a nit suck Cajun geese?" wonders Red. No, we see gnu Jack Cust in a yam.

by andeux on Jun 17, 2008 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, statistically the worst leadoff guy in baseball

is “whomever the A’s are leading off”. :-(

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 17, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do A's leadoff hitters get on base less than 30% of the time?

http://bocropleasestopswingingatbadpitches.blogspot.com/

by thejd44 on Jun 17, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

From the leadoff spot, perhaps

I think they have the lowest OBP in baseball, cumulatively.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 17, 2008 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice - maybe Young is the D-Backs' choice

because he’s especially pathetic against RHP.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 17, 2008 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

when's the game gonna start!

I’m bored, when’s the game gonna start!
when’s the game gonna start!
when’s the game gonna start!
when’s the game gonna start!

I can’t wait 10 minutes!


You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}

by micdog2001 on Jun 17, 2008 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

That would be Bil

Not Bill, mind you, Bil.

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by Nico on Jun 17, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why?

Does anybody find Family Circus funny?

http://bocropleasestopswingingatbadpitches.blogspot.com/

by thejd44 on Jun 17, 2008 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

best FC ever?

“Mommy, can I feed Barfy the corn bone?”

If we can’t fix the stupid, can we at least beat them senseless? @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jun 17, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay Mike!!!

-Cindi

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 17, 2008 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK, we NEED to score Mark Ellis

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 17, 2008 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, Baby!

pam5981: Patience is a virtue that I do not possess.
ohtobe21likehuston: But you're good at drinking and cussing. Two out of three ain't bad.

by pam5981 on Jun 17, 2008 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Seems like a hitter's park

Good times.

All Games and Comments are Subject to Blackout

by Hit4TheCycle on Jun 17, 2008 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Ellis' leadoff double

was the 15th time in 70 games that the A’s first hitter of the game has reached (.214 OBP).

9 singles
4 doubles
1 BB
1 HBP

by Soaker on Jun 17, 2008 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

We need Maicer Izturis.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 17, 2008 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have him on my fantasy team

though it hurt my soul to pick him up.

Green Hulk Fists

by oaklandSMASH on Jun 17, 2008 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

A strikeout and a DP could never happen here

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 17, 2008 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Cust walks

Truthfully, this could be the ballgame right here.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 17, 2008 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh boy.

Perfect situation for us not to score.

pam5981: Patience is a virtue that I do not possess.
ohtobe21likehuston: But you're good at drinking and cussing. Two out of three ain't bad.

by pam5981 on Jun 17, 2008 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

So, um, this would be the chance to get some runs.

http://bocropleasestopswingingatbadpitches.blogspot.com/

by thejd44 on Jun 17, 2008 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Bases Loaded, No Outs?

Fuck we’re screwed!

Pessimism FTW! ... Wait what?

by Zonis on Jun 17, 2008 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

you will be, if you keep up the potty mouth

If we can’t fix the stupid, can we at least beat them senseless? @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jun 17, 2008 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 17, 2008 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really? No swearing?

pam5981: Patience is a virtue that I do not possess.
ohtobe21likehuston: But you're good at drinking and cussing. Two out of three ain't bad.

by pam5981 on Jun 17, 2008 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Frequency has been a problem with a select few

Privately emailed, they’ve been.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 17, 2008 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

[checks email]

"JOAN! Are you watching Bombast? Did you see Lack Bust drop that fly call?"

by Jennifer on Jun 17, 2008 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Douchebag.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 17, 2008 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Douchschebaggerer

"Dispatch knuckleheadedness with Bond-like aplomb." –74mk

by iglew on Jun 17, 2008 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

After having MLB.tv free for a couple of days

Seems like everyone suffers from Bases Loaded, Nobody Out only 1 or no runs.

All Games and Comments are Subject to Blackout

by Hit4TheCycle on Jun 17, 2008 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Bobby Crosby, DOUBLES MACHINE!

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 17, 2008 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Bobby Yeah!

But why couldn’t we have switched the results for the last two batters…

Pessimism FTW! ... Wait what?

by Zonis on Jun 17, 2008 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh crosby and his doubles….

by justarebelheart on Jun 17, 2008 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

If we had FT,

could we list him as the starting pitcher, batting in the 3rd slot?
Have him come up once, and then go to the picher?

by MobiusKlein on Jun 17, 2008 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL - I actually thought of that,

but decided we’d be screwed to have the pitcher batting third the rest of the game.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 17, 2008 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

PItchers have to face one batter

http://bocropleasestopswingingatbadpitches.blogspot.com/

by thejd44 on Jun 17, 2008 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I don't know if that's the reason for it

But imagine a late-inning situation where two managers keep substituting batters and pitchers to get the platoon matchup.

http://bocropleasestopswingingatbadpitches.blogspot.com/

by thejd44 on Jun 17, 2008 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, that's a different case.

I was also going to suggest a pitcher, starter out of rotation, could be listed as batting 3rd.
If it’s 2 outs, no body on base in the 1st, you bat him. Else, you bat your DH sub.
Then go with pitcher in 3rd slot from then on. Hmm.

by MobiusKlein on Jun 17, 2008 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

It would be funny if Geren tried it, didn't know the rules,

and then it turned out Thomas had to face one hitter. And got Chris Young out.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 17, 2008 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

The A's actually "started" him as SS once

when he was first with the A’s.

"JOAN! Are you watching Bombast? Did you see Lack Bust drop that fly call?"

by Jennifer on Jun 17, 2008 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

But it was in spring training, right?

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 17, 2008 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't remember.

I was thinking it was against the Giants… it could have been pre-season. I’m going to use AN’s HAWT new seatch function. BRB

"JOAN! Are you watching Bombast? Did you see Lack Bust drop that fly call?"

by Jennifer on Jun 17, 2008 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Found it!

http://www.athleticsnation.com/2006/3/31/221113/482

I was right.

"JOAN! Are you watching Bombast? Did you see Lack Bust drop that fly call?"

by Jennifer on Jun 17, 2008 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cro!!

wow he has really come through for us this season

by schmifty on Jun 17, 2008 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Fosse mentioned on pregame show

that the grounds crew watered the area in front of the plate heavily. Because Webb is on the mound? I also notice that it looks like they have spread a lot of Diamond Dust in that area. So if you beat one of Webb’s pitches into the ground right in front of the plate, there won’t be any Baltimore chop; it should be more like hitting the ball into a sandbox.

by Soaker on Jun 17, 2008 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Even if they don't score anymore this inning

Webb has thrown a ton of pitches.

http://bocropleasestopswingingatbadpitches.blogspot.com/

by thejd44 on Jun 17, 2008 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Crap.

"JOAN! Are you watching Bombast? Did you see Lack Bust drop that fly call?"

by Jennifer on Jun 17, 2008 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I log on to

such a nice suprise. Lets go Oakland!

by asfaninpismobeach on Jun 17, 2008 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

oh crap

Pessimism FTW! ... Wait what?

by Zonis on Jun 17, 2008 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Baseball.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 17, 2008 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was a basehit that Carlos Gonzalez ruined

http://bocropleasestopswingingatbadpitches.blogspot.com/

by thejd44 on Jun 17, 2008 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe this is an overreaction

But that’s a mistake that’s bad enough to go back down to AAA for a month. That’s just unacceptable and it should never, ever happen.

http://bocropleasestopswingingatbadpitches.blogspot.com/

by thejd44 on Jun 17, 2008 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I think it's an underreaction

I think he should be executed by firing squad.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 17, 2008 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's normally the leap I make

But people yell at me for suggesting death as an appropriate response to rather mundane mistakes. Plus, I still like his potential.

http://bocropleasestopswingingatbadpitches.blogspot.com/

by thejd44 on Jun 17, 2008 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

That just shows how wussy people are,

not wanting you to call for murder in response to a baseball mistake by one of our players.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 17, 2008 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, people suck. Can we have them executed, too?

http://bocropleasestopswingingatbadpitches.blogspot.com/

by thejd44 on Jun 17, 2008 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was a run there!

Come on rookie, get your head in the game.

by asfaninpismobeach on Jun 17, 2008 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

For those who can see the game,

does it look like Webb will likely settle down or does it look like he “just may not have it” tonight?

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 17, 2008 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

according to the d-backs tv crew

“this does not look like webb”. I checked the photo on the internet, and it looks like him to me aside from the same number, etc.

alaska A

by ak_A on Jun 17, 2008 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

So you think a fan who looks somewhat like Webb

has drugged him, put on his uniform, and managed to get just enough sink on his fastball to keep people from being too suspicious? ‘Cause that’s what I was thinking.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 17, 2008 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great inning for Duke.

pam5981: Patience is a virtue that I do not possess.
ohtobe21likehuston: But you're good at drinking and cussing. Two out of three ain't bad.

by pam5981 on Jun 17, 2008 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Look at it this way:

For all we know, if Suzuki’s ball had gone through Crosby would have broken his everything on a play at the plate. Thank you Carlos!

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 17, 2008 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL @ Ray:

“The Duke is SO confident, he let Joe Blanton take his batting practice today.”

pam5981: Patience is a virtue that I do not possess.
ohtobe21likehuston: But you're good at drinking and cussing. Two out of three ain't bad.

by pam5981 on Jun 17, 2008 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh no. Not good, not good at all.

by justarebelheart on Jun 17, 2008 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

DH rule in both leagues, please

President and CEO of the Ryan Sweeney Apologists Consortium

by Joey C. on Jun 17, 2008 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

A little "Tim Hudson ALDS Game 4" here?

A bar fight with the swing, as ‘twere?

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 17, 2008 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh oh...

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Procrastinators unite....tomorrow

by muffinpryde on Jun 17, 2008 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank goodness, because your swear-word-frequency-rate would have gone WAY up just then.

pam5981: Patience is a virtue that I do not possess.
ohtobe21likehuston: But you're good at drinking and cussing. Two out of three ain't bad.

by pam5981 on Jun 17, 2008 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yikes.

pam5981: Patience is a virtue that I do not possess.
ohtobe21likehuston: But you're good at drinking and cussing. Two out of three ain't bad.

by pam5981 on Jun 17, 2008 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I just crapped my pants.

And I had to shut off the television. Did I just see Larry Davis? Please, God.

"JOAN! Are you watching Bombast? Did you see Lack Bust drop that fly call?"

by Jennifer on Jun 17, 2008 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Can we PLEASE make the NL start using the DH

This is so stupid. Who really thinks baseball is better because Justin effing Duchscherer is taking some swings?

http://bocropleasestopswingingatbadpitches.blogspot.com/

by thejd44 on Jun 17, 2008 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Someone tell me what's going on.

I couldn’t watch.

"JOAN! Are you watching Bombast? Did you see Lack Bust drop that fly call?"

by Jennifer on Jun 17, 2008 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

ditto this, since I couldn't see the play

Wang and Colon are already on the DL because of the NL…

by SwisherThresher on Jun 17, 2008 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

KenKo

NL needs to adopt the DH.

I agree

Green Hulk Fists

by oaklandSMASH on Jun 17, 2008 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I like the NL as it is

I like the AL and NL being different. It would be kind of boring if both leagues were exactly the same. Hell, if both leagues were exactly the same, there wouldn’t be any point in having Leagues-just have everyone play everyone.

Pessimism FTW! ... Wait what?

by Zonis on Jun 17, 2008 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

With exception to guys like Carlos Zambrano

I just don’t like watching pitchers hit. It’s unbearable for a lot of pitchers.

If you get DHs in all other levels of the game save the NL, then the NL should get with the times.

But I see your argument as valid

Green Hulk Fists

by oaklandSMASH on Jun 17, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

In that case

The AL teams should always get to use the DH, no matter where the game is played. The NL wants no DH? They don’t get it anywhere.

http://bocropleasestopswingingatbadpitches.blogspot.com/

by thejd44 on Jun 17, 2008 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

MaEl home run!

pam5981: Patience is a virtue that I do not possess.
ohtobe21likehuston: But you're good at drinking and cussing. Two out of three ain't bad.

by pam5981 on Jun 17, 2008 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Uni Watch

Pessimism FTW! ... Wait what?

by Zonis on Jun 17, 2008 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I'd marry him

but his wife might object… and he might not be down with it.

"optimism 1 pessimism 0" ~Dirk

by 149 on Jun 17, 2008 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

MOTHER OF GOD.

SOMEONE TELL ME HOW DUKE IS!!

"JOAN! Are you watching Bombast? Did you see Lack Bust drop that fly call?"

by Jennifer on Jun 17, 2008 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Haven't shown him since he took strike 3.

pam5981: Patience is a virtue that I do not possess.
ohtobe21likehuston: But you're good at drinking and cussing. Two out of three ain't bad.

by pam5981 on Jun 17, 2008 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or reported anything.

pam5981: Patience is a virtue that I do not possess.
ohtobe21likehuston: But you're good at drinking and cussing. Two out of three ain't bad.

by pam5981 on Jun 17, 2008 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not sure. They haven’t showed him again.

by justarebelheart on Jun 17, 2008 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fosse is taking credit for Ellis's HR


You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}

by micdog2001 on Jun 17, 2008 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

What's the real explanation for the 6:40 start?

"Dispatch knuckleheadedness with Bond-like aplomb." –74mk

by iglew on Jun 17, 2008 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

because 4:20 was taken

"optimism 1 pessimism 0" ~Dirk

by 149 on Jun 17, 2008 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

7:40 in AZ, right?

probably just a heat thing

pam5981: Patience is a virtue that I do not possess.
ohtobe21likehuston: But you're good at drinking and cussing. Two out of three ain't bad.

by pam5981 on Jun 17, 2008 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

According to KenKo...

inside temp at first pitch: 83
outside temp: 110

by calgbear on Jun 17, 2008 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure Kimberly founded the club.

Or at least the AN chapter.

"Dispatch knuckleheadedness with Bond-like aplomb." –74mk

by iglew on Jun 17, 2008 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahem

President and CEO of the Ryan Sweeney Apologists Consortium

by Joey C. on Jun 17, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is all very interesting

Where the hell is this against crappy pitchers?

President and CEO of the Ryan Sweeney Apologists Consortium

by Joey C. on Jun 17, 2008 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I think we may have found our leadoff hitter.

by justarebelheart on Jun 17, 2008 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn't the Oakland A's leadoff hitter position

the same as the Defense Against Dark Arts teacher in Harry Potter?

Always someone new

Green Hulk Fists

by oaklandSMASH on Jun 17, 2008 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is Ellis' 10th game of the season in the leadoff spot

He had a .356 OBP in those previous 9 games, now 2 for 2 tonight. Which means that everyone else who has hit in that spot has really, really sucked.

by Soaker on Jun 17, 2008 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or they've been really, really unlucky

.253 BABIP leads me to believe there’s been a lot of bad luck in there.

http://bocropleasestopswingingatbadpitches.blogspot.com/

by thejd44 on Jun 17, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh that's just sad

Did anyone else see the shot with Ellis/Bowen? Bowen had a book in his hands; guess he’s given up hope in playing.

Procrastinators unite....tomorrow

by muffinpryde on Jun 17, 2008 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

He might have just tied a record for

most books read by an athlete.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 17, 2008 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was trying to think

of the last time I saw a baseball player with a book… And, I think it was Ellis.

"optimism 1 pessimism 0" ~Dirk

by 149 on Jun 17, 2008 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Dispatch knuckleheadedness with Bond-like aplomb." –74mk

by iglew on Jun 17, 2008 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

lmao!

"optimism 1 pessimism 0" ~Dirk

by 149 on Jun 17, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was looking at the screen going "which player is that?"

that’s how long it’s been since I’ve seen Bowen.

...one Japanese woman standing in the lobby surrounded by Red Sox fans turned to her companion and said, "These Boston people are awful." -Slusser

by stormtown on Jun 17, 2008 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I forgot he was on the team.

by justarebelheart on Jun 17, 2008 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

agreed

Couldn’t they wait till after the series?

Green Hulk Fists

by oaklandSMASH on Jun 17, 2008 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Conor

This is a good time for a former Cal player to suck.

"optimism 1 pessimism 0" ~Dirk

by 149 on Jun 17, 2008 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

alas

"optimism 1 pessimism 0" ~Dirk

by 149 on Jun 17, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

gawd i really don't like CoJack

he’s on the Eric Byrnes show a lot… seem kinda douchey

by schmifty on Jun 17, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like cojack on a cracker.

"JOAN! Are you watching Bombast? Did you see Lack Bust drop that fly call?"

by Jennifer on Jun 17, 2008 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

"JOAN! Are you watching Bombast? Did you see Lack Bust drop that fly call?"

by Jennifer on Jun 17, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

The ONE time I don’t say something dirty!

"JOAN! Are you watching Bombast? Did you see Lack Bust drop that fly call?"

by Jennifer on Jun 17, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm a fan

of all former Cal players. Go Bears. Never seen him on Byrnes’ show… only cuz I don’t watch it.

"optimism 1 pessimism 0" ~Dirk

by 149 on Jun 17, 2008 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

"optimism 1 pessimism 0" ~Dirk

by 149 on Jun 17, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

d-backs tv ....gad, not focusing on game

too well, as “we are behind the scenes showing you how everything works” wheee.

alaska A

by ak_A on Jun 17, 2008 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

one of them, mark grace? sounds like

guy on the round table pizza ad….”mmmm cheese is good”

alaska A

by ak_A on Jun 17, 2008 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah one is Grace.

I hope he talks about his “Slump Busters”

When will then be now? Soon.

by Syphon on Jun 17, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've heard that ad a zillion times

but I still can’t figure out what he says about the mushrooms. It’s like,
“Ohh, mushrooms are ommbvh nguuh… [continues chewing]”

"Dispatch knuckleheadedness with Bond-like aplomb." –74mk

by iglew on Jun 17, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grace is fun to listen to

But his confusion over how Cust could possibly strike out AND walk a lot was annoying.

http://bocropleasestopswingingatbadpitches.blogspot.com/

by thejd44 on Jun 17, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reyes led off the game with a hit

and was replaced by a pinch runner. Anyone know the details?

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 17, 2008 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

i just watched it over again

he was pacing around like trying to shake something out of his leg… brandspankinnew manager Jerry Manuel came over to take him out of the game, Jose kept wiggling away and saying “no no no no no”, until Jerry made him get off the field, Jose threw a tantrum and chucked his helmet. oy

by schmifty on Jun 17, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

angels now winning 3-1

man its a tough year to be a mets fan

by schmifty on Jun 17, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cros base hit

Can he get a triple and a homer?

My fantasy team would appreciate it.

Green Hulk Fists

by oaklandSMASH on Jun 17, 2008 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

please tell me your fantasy league

doesn’t give extra points for a cycle.

If a triple and a HR scores you more than a HR and another HR, that’s just dumb.

"Dispatch knuckleheadedness with Bond-like aplomb." –74mk

by iglew on Jun 17, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

It doesn't

but my fantasy team and my reality team would benefit from both anyway.

dig?

Green Hulk Fists

by oaklandSMASH on Jun 17, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go CarGo

Exact revenge on the club who spurned traded you!!

Green Hulk Fists

by oaklandSMASH on Jun 17, 2008 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Call 'em

The Oakland MASHletics.

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by Hit4TheCycle on Jun 17, 2008 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

If Gonzalez gets a hit,

Suzuki should run out onto the field and kick it.

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by Nico on Jun 17, 2008 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Angels score

Pessimism FTW! ... Wait what?

by Zonis on Jun 17, 2008 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe it's all the younger players...

... but it seems that this team is willing to swing early in counts when they smell blood in the water as opposed to last season.

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by Joey C. on Jun 17, 2008 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

4-0 A's! Yeah!

Pessimism FTW! ... Wait what?

by Zonis on Jun 17, 2008 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

by the way

Just ‘cause my name is paradox doesn’t mean I can explain it. It’s like Stacy Keach in Up in Smoke, eh? Must be some heavy shit.

by paradox on Jun 17, 2008 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chav scores!

A non-meaningless run!

Green Hulk Fists

by oaklandSMASH on Jun 17, 2008 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

I'd like to be Mrs. Patrol Craft.

"JOAN! Are you watching Bombast? Did you see Lack Bust drop that fly call?"

by Jennifer on Jun 17, 2008 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Duke needs to bunt for a hit

or take, take, take.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 17, 2008 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Like what I'm seeing

Honestly, I’m not all that surprised. I had a feeling we’d get to Webb.

Might as well Jump! - Van Halen

by sprtsnwyn on Jun 17, 2008 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

anyone else listening on radio?

Did I just hear that Duke is complaining of “discomfort” in his right leg in his last AB?

"optimism 1 pessimism 0" ~Dirk

by 149 on Jun 17, 2008 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Ssssh. There will be no talk of that. It’s all an illusion.

by justarebelheart on Jun 17, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

He should've stepped into one.

"JOAN! Are you watching Bombast? Did you see Lack Bust drop that fly call?"

by Jennifer on Jun 17, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, why pull a rib cage

when you can get cracked on the head?

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 17, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great AB, Duke!

149, he pulled something in his rib cage swinging his first time up.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 17, 2008 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

TY

"optimism 1 pessimism 0" ~Dirk

by 149 on Jun 17, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just reloaded this thread using Firefox 3

Wow, what a difference in speed compared to FF 2. I recommend doing the upgrade ASAP.

by Soaker on Jun 17, 2008 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

FWIW

I got mine workin’ no trouble.

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by Joey C. on Jun 17, 2008 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let's go Ellis!

"optimism 1 pessimism 0" ~Dirk

by 149 on Jun 17, 2008 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, through 3 innings:

The A’s have 11 baserunners, Webb has thrown 67 pitches. The D-Backs have 1 baserunner, Duke has thrown 32 pitches.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 17, 2008 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

FIRE MANUEL NOW!!!

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 17, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

[waits three hours]

"JOAN! Are you watching Bombast? Did you see Lack Bust drop that fly call?"

by Jennifer on Jun 17, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably till about 12:15 PST

pam5981: Patience is a virtue that I do not possess.
ohtobe21likehuston: But you're good at drinking and cussing. Two out of three ain't bad.

by pam5981 on Jun 17, 2008 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

But if you're living in a cave

you won’t hear about it until 12:17

"May a nit suck Cajun geese?" wonders Red. No, we see gnu Jack Cust in a yam.

by andeux on Jun 17, 2008 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah Young Sweeney!

"optimism 1 pessimism 0" ~Dirk

by 149 on Jun 17, 2008 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Ryan Swooney.

F-I-R-E!

"JOAN! Are you watching Bombast? Did you see Lack Bust drop that fly call?"

by Jennifer on Jun 17, 2008 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Keep Webb in!!

I like that guy

Green Hulk Fists

by oaklandSMASH on Jun 17, 2008 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn!

Still a RBI.

  • claps *

by paradox on Jun 17, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

So close.

"JOAN! Are you watching Bombast? Did you see Lack Bust drop that fly call?"

by Jennifer on Jun 17, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn

Conor Jackson is going to work out there.

Props to his catch

Green Hulk Fists

by oaklandSMASH on Jun 17, 2008 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I like to see sac flies

they keep the bunts away.

...one Japanese woman standing in the lobby surrounded by Red Sox fans turned to her companion and said, "These Boston people are awful." -Slusser

by stormtown on Jun 17, 2008 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

HOMERUN INNING!

Pessimism FTW! ... Wait what?

by Zonis on Jun 17, 2008 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Chavvy!!!!!

pam5981: Patience is a virtue that I do not possess.
ohtobe21likehuston: But you're good at drinking and cussing. Two out of three ain't bad.

by pam5981 on Jun 17, 2008 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

ERIC CHAVEZ I LOVE YOU

I mean that in the most masculine, non sexual way possible.

by mikev on Jun 17, 2008 7:43 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

ERIC CHAVEZ I LOVE YOU

I mean that in the most feminine, sexual way possible.

"JOAN! Are you watching Bombast? Did you see Lack Bust drop that fly call?"

by Jennifer on Jun 17, 2008 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

GONE!

Woo Hoo Chavie!

My fantasy team AND my reality team LOVE you!

"optimism 1 pessimism 0" ~Dirk

by 149 on Jun 17, 2008 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

OMFG.

This is overwhemling.

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by Kimberly on Jun 17, 2008 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

At least it's not a full grown overwhem.

"God doesn't pay attention to your cute little hypotheticals." -- Jeff from LL

by oblique on Jun 17, 2008 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wasn't a bad pitch to Chavy

He just reached down and cranked it.

by paradox on Jun 17, 2008 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Opposite Field even

So I guess it’s true… he really can hit when he’s not playing injured.

"optimism 1 pessimism 0" ~Dirk

by 149 on Jun 17, 2008 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

that pitch was nowhere near a strike

he golfed it! And, a powerful slice!!

“Gambling is not permitted at Bushwood, sir, and I =never= slice…”
“Damn !!”

"I never predict anything, and I never will." Paul Gascoigne, English footballer

by One won lost won on Jun 17, 2008 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have both Chavvy and Ellis starting

I iz happy

...one Japanese woman standing in the lobby surrounded by Red Sox fans turned to her companion and said, "These Boston people are awful." -Slusser

by stormtown on Jun 17, 2008 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

me too

"optimism 1 pessimism 0" ~Dirk

by 149 on Jun 17, 2008 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

but hedged my bets

with Jackson. :-) It’s win-win for me at this point.

"optimism 1 pessimism 0" ~Dirk

by 149 on Jun 17, 2008 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know

I took him out of the Util spot in favor of Swisher. By this logic, I should start him tomorrow against Danny.

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by Joey C. on Jun 17, 2008 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Swish is a bad move

He will find his swing, but hasn’t yet.

"optimism 1 pessimism 0" ~Dirk

by 149 on Jun 17, 2008 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

True

He’s doing pretty good tonight, though. He was the only lock everyday player I had on the bench because Joe Torre likes to randomly sit Loney a lot.

President and CEO of the Ryan Sweeney Apologists Consortium

by Joey C. on Jun 17, 2008 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw that

I played him too… in place of Thome at Util because NL park. Thome had an even better night. ergh… but still, good to see Swish picking it up.

"optimism 1 pessimism 0" ~Dirk

by 149 on Jun 17, 2008 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

See you again at the all star game, Mr. Webb

...one Japanese woman standing in the lobby surrounded by Red Sox fans turned to her companion and said, "These Boston people are awful." -Slusser

by stormtown on Jun 17, 2008 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow. Just, wow.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 17, 2008 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

You need a good speech therapist

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 17, 2008 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thammy? 'Thup?!!

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 17, 2008 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Based on this outing

I don’t want Trevor Cahill to be anything like Brandon Webb.

http://bocropleasestopswingingatbadpitches.blogspot.com/

by thejd44 on Jun 17, 2008 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Swinging A's...is this the game??!!

Is this the game the A’s score in all 9 innings???
Since the inception of the franchise in 1901, they’ve never done it.

"I never predict anything, and I never will." Paul Gascoigne, English footballer

by One won lost won on Jun 17, 2008 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes, and then they don't score again

for two weeks.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 17, 2008 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe somebody should create a new "score in all 9 innings thread"

to jinx it.

http://bocropleasestopswingingatbadpitches.blogspot.com/

by thejd44 on Jun 17, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

How many teams have?

Not to be a smartass, I just wonder.

by paradox on Jun 17, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Out of the 14 AL teams

I think there are somewhere between six and nine that have scored in “every inning” (eight if you are home qualifies)....forget where I read about it.

"I never predict anything, and I never will." Paul Gascoigne, English footballer

by One won lost won on Jun 17, 2008 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crosby is having a decent year

Two hits tonight, he doesn’t seem to get in those huge slumps this year. Seems a little calmer and happier too.

by paradox on Jun 17, 2008 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I would be happy also

if I had a tennis court with a batting cage in my back yard.

Green Hulk Fists

by oaklandSMASH on Jun 17, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

so easily pleased.

Should serve you well in life.

"optimism 1 pessimism 0" ~Dirk

by 149 on Jun 17, 2008 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it helps that he's not perpetually trying to prove himself after coming off the DL

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to knock on the biggest oak tree I can find.

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by Joey C. on Jun 17, 2008 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY!!!

I’m living in here!

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 17, 2008 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look around the league

He probably should be one of the All Star backups. Doubt it’ll happen, but he’s in the top 3 or 4 among AL SS.

http://bocropleasestopswingingatbadpitches.blogspot.com/

by thejd44 on Jun 17, 2008 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Webb's shortest outing since 2004

and really once of his worst starts since he became a premier pitcher. It’s only the third time in the last 4 years he has issued 5 BBs.

by Soaker on Jun 17, 2008 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Not to mention 8 hits, 2 HRs

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 17, 2008 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy. CRAP.

pam5981: Patience is a virtue that I do not possess.
ohtobe21likehuston: But you're good at drinking and cussing. Two out of three ain't bad.

by pam5981 on Jun 17, 2008 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it was going to a game 7

the Lakers are a disgrace!

Green Hulk Fists

by oaklandSMASH on Jun 17, 2008 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

What's disgraceful

is having a basketball season so long, the players are basically spent for the Finals.

How about the NBA Finals during the last week of March, during Spring Training??

"I never predict anything, and I never will." Paul Gascoigne, English footballer

by One won lost won on Jun 17, 2008 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did Game 6 need to be played?

Even if the Refs were fixing this game, you can’t fix what the Celtics can’t miss.

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by Hit4TheCycle on Jun 17, 2008 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

They already fixed Game 2 and the Celtics really didn't need the help.

Too bad the series didn’t live up to the hype.

A’s are kicking some arse!

Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 17, 2008 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is a huge game for the A's

Beating up on Webb is a good sign. Cust’s sac fly, Crosby and Chavez’s doubles, production from the top of the lineup against one of the better starters in the majors…

by Mark Borgschulte on Jun 17, 2008 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

I think Cust's sac fly was actually a better hit ball than the two HRs

It just didn’t get high enough off the ground.

http://bocropleasestopswingingatbadpitches.blogspot.com/

by thejd44 on Jun 17, 2008 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

huh Vince? Giants inconsistent?

I think they are very consistent. Consistently bad this year.

Pessimism FTW! ... Wait what?

by Zonis on Jun 17, 2008 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Bad play

following even worse management. Very consistent.

"optimism 1 pessimism 0" ~Dirk

by 149 on Jun 17, 2008 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I try not to hate

but do enjoy their general suckage.

"optimism 1 pessimism 0" ~Dirk

by 149 on Jun 17, 2008 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

When a broadcaster says a team is "inconsistent,"

it’s like when a teacher says your writing skills, or impulse control, are “emerging”.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 17, 2008 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

is it bad

if no teacher has ever said those things to me?

"optimism 1 pessimism 0" ~Dirk

by 149 on Jun 17, 2008 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

So that's good, right?

"God doesn't pay attention to your cute little hypotheticals." -- Jeff from LL

by oblique on Jun 17, 2008 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zooks! NO WAY!

This game is insane.

pam5981: Patience is a virtue that I do not possess.
ohtobe21likehuston: But you're good at drinking and cussing. Two out of three ain't bad.

by pam5981 on Jun 17, 2008 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Zook HR!!

God I love Arid-zona!

"optimism 1 pessimism 0" ~Dirk

by 149 on Jun 17, 2008 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey - Gonzalez didn't get in the way!

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 17, 2008 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Zooks!!

"God doesn't pay attention to your cute little hypotheticals." -- Jeff from LL

by oblique on Jun 17, 2008 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Good Lord

Even Zookie is dropping the bomb tonight.

Oh yeah, Let’s Go A’s!

"There's m'fn sprinklers on the m'fn infield!'" - Ice Cream (AN), 6/13/08

by doctorK on Jun 17, 2008 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

You dropped the bomb on me!

"JOAN! Are you watching Bombast? Did you see Lack Bust drop that fly call?"

by Jennifer on Jun 17, 2008 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was loud proud and gone

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by Hit4TheCycle on Jun 17, 2008 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I didn't know the NL sucked THIS bad

Seriously, though, save some of these for Haren, dudes.

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by Joey C. on Jun 17, 2008 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

How many runs do the A's score in the final 2 games of this series?

I’m gonna guess 3.

http://bocropleasestopswingingatbadpitches.blogspot.com/

by thejd44 on Jun 17, 2008 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm bold

I predict hits and runs… but only because it’s in AZ. The ball flies there.

"optimism 1 pessimism 0" ~Dirk

by 149 on Jun 17, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have noticed that the

A’s have done much better since the thread about foul mouths. We have all been alot better about our filthy text. I guess winning keeps us from losing our cool, I have noticed alot more F words when the A’s get 3 hit by a terrible pitcher.

by asfaninpismobeach on Jun 17, 2008 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Also, Emil Brown isn't playing so much anymore

That has helped a lot.

http://bocropleasestopswingingatbadpitches.blogspot.com/

by thejd44 on Jun 17, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still haven't seen that thread??

I guess I’ll stop cussing.

Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 17, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone nuked that f'in thread

"There's m'fn sprinklers on the m'fn infield!'" - Ice Cream (AN), 6/13/08

by doctorK on Jun 17, 2008 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good. I think the site would lose it's humor appeal.

pam5981 wouldn’t even be funny if she didn’t cuss from time to time.

Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 17, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well that's true.

pam5981: Patience is a virtue that I do not possess.
ohtobe21likehuston: But you're good at drinking and cussing. Two out of three ain't bad.

by pam5981 on Jun 17, 2008 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ziggy reads the threads and reports to the club

it gives them the fuel they need to win.

Green Hulk Fists

by oaklandSMASH on Jun 17, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

If that were true

wouldn’t E-mail be doing something with his limited chances.

"There's m'fn sprinklers on the m'fn infield!'" - Ice Cream (AN), 6/13/08

by doctorK on Jun 17, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go F'in A's!

"optimism 1 pessimism 0" ~Dirk

by 149 on Jun 17, 2008 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's bullshit.

I’m gonna keep swearing until I get the dreaded “swear frequency” email from Nico.

pam5981: Patience is a virtue that I do not possess.
ohtobe21likehuston: But you're good at drinking and cussing. Two out of three ain't bad.

by pam5981 on Jun 17, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Are those real?

I always hated getting in trouble with the teacher.

by asfaninpismobeach on Jun 17, 2008 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let me preview it for you:

Dear Pam,

Quit the fucking swearing or I’ll start making references to garden tools again.

Shitcerely,

Nico.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 17, 2008 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nico,

You’re such a hoe.

Quit fucking emailng me.

-Pam

pam5981: Patience is a virtue that I do not possess.
ohtobe21likehuston: But you're good at drinking and cussing. Two out of three ain't bad.

by pam5981 on Jun 17, 2008 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dear Pam,

Fuck you.

Nico.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 17, 2008 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I ♥ swearing.

pam5981: Patience is a virtue that I do not possess.
ohtobe21likehuston: But you're good at drinking and cussing. Two out of three ain't bad.

by pam5981 on Jun 17, 2008 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's hot.

Was Black Snake Moan a comedy or a drama?

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 17, 2008 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Im glad that email was intvented. I would hate to see what items come with that message via snail mail. A bottle of 99 proof banana Liquor and faulty condoms.

by asfaninpismobeach on Jun 17, 2008 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zoook.

Turnin’ things around.

by A'sian on Jun 17, 2008 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

And turnin' around on things!

It's tough when your kid's favorite ballplayer is David Ortiz

by eastcoasta'sfan on Jun 17, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

These A's make me happy.

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Jun 17, 2008 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

The ladies here think some of the A's are hot year round.

http://bocropleasestopswingingatbadpitches.blogspot.com/

by thejd44 on Jun 17, 2008 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except for barton

he can continue sucking… it’s okay.

by GeorgiaBoy on Jun 17, 2008 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that another swear word?

Help us out here

It's tough when your kid's favorite ballplayer is David Ortiz

by eastcoasta'sfan on Jun 17, 2008 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, when it's forty degrees out and slightly
snowing, er, “drizzling” it’s tough to get decent travel on the flyballs.

"I never predict anything, and I never will." Paul Gascoigne, English footballer

by One won lost won on Jun 17, 2008 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Figures Santana picked tonight for an off game

Of course, the Angels fans are saying “figures Webb picked tonight for an off game.”

http://bocropleasestopswingingatbadpitches.blogspot.com/

by thejd44 on Jun 17, 2008 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

If lackey were any better

I’d compare him to Duke

It's tough when your kid's favorite ballplayer is David Ortiz

by eastcoasta'sfan on Jun 17, 2008 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

you've been waiting all night to say that haven't you

... unless you said it earlier in the thread and i missed it while skimming?

by NVAngela on Jun 17, 2008 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Arizona - the only team with older ballboys than the Gnats

"There's m'fn sprinklers on the m'fn infield!'" - Ice Cream (AN), 6/13/08

by doctorK on Jun 17, 2008 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Duchscherer looking strong

I’m not seeing any indication that the problem he had in his 2nd inning AB (p.s. looked like right hip more than rib cage) is causing him any problems.

[Knocks repeatedly on wood table before hitting Post.]

by Soaker on Jun 17, 2008 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't think I've seen a pitcher be so successful while throwing belt-high and above so consistently

And he’s throwing a mid-80’s fastball.

Does not compute.

President and CEO of the Ryan Sweeney Apologists Consortium

by Joey C. on Jun 17, 2008 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

One word

location.

Oh, and two words: cutter, slider

"I never predict anything, and I never will." Paul Gascoigne, English footballer

by One won lost won on Jun 17, 2008 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

If they can do that against Webb

Just wait and see what they can do against Haren…

All Games and Comments are Subject to Blackout

by Hit4TheCycle on Jun 17, 2008 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Buck and Murphy have both homered tonight in Sacto

"May a nit suck Cajun geese?" wonders Red. No, we see gnu Jack Cust in a yam.

by andeux on Jun 17, 2008 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Bengie Molina just hit a high drive to RF,

sending Ordonez drifting back all the way to the wall but he had to play it, shorthop, off the wall – for a single.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 17, 2008 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Hi Jennifer. Hi rest of AN. Nice score against a good pitcher. WTF happened?

And can we do it about 92 more times???

Proud mommy of "mini-kapers"

by kapers on Jun 17, 2008 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

That had so much potential.

"JOAN! Are you watching Bombast? Did you see Lack Bust drop that fly call?"

by Jennifer on Jun 17, 2008 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I really wonder how the umpire called him safe

Because he sure looked out. Even Grace thought he was out.

http://bocropleasestopswingingatbadpitches.blogspot.com/

by thejd44 on Jun 17, 2008 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

NEW FUCKING THREAD OPEN!

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 17, 2008 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

That sounds exciting...

"God doesn't pay attention to your cute little hypotheticals." -- Jeff from LL

by oblique on Jun 17, 2008 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

You want a link or an elephant?

Fuck you.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 17, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn't know that AN featured hardcore porn

"There's m'fn sprinklers on the m'fn infield!'" - Ice Cream (AN), 6/13/08

by doctorK on Jun 17, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

everything else on the internet does!

...one Japanese woman standing in the lobby surrounded by Red Sox fans turned to her companion and said, "These Boston people are awful." -Slusser

by stormtown on Jun 17, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

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