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DLD 6/16/08 SWEEP, IRON, and KIDNAP

SWEEP

 

Once Again, A's Sweep Giants

 The cross-bay rivalry between the A's and Giants is turning ever more mismatched.

Oakland finished a three-game sweep at AT&T Park by collecting a 5-3 victory Sunday. That gives the A's six consecutive wins - and two straight series sweeps at AT&T - over the Giants. The A's allowed the Giants four runs in the three games, and Oakland has taken 14 of the past 18 in the regular-season series.

Overall, Oakland leads the series 37-28, and that doesn't include the sweep of the Giants in the 1989 World Series.

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/06/16/SP66119ORE.DTL

 

IRON AND KIDNAP

 

An Italian man was arrested on suspicion of kidnapping his ex-girlfriend from a pub, taking her home and forcing her to iron his clothes and wash the dishes, police said on Monday.
http://www.mg.co.za/articlepage.aspx?area=/breaking_news/other_news/&articleid=342106&referrer=RSS

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Sweet!

We haven’t had a fresh DLD in awhile.

"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."

--Bilbo Baggins

by kaweahkaweah on Jun 16, 2008 10:01 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Was it b/c of the weekend?

Or do we not post daily dld’s anymore? I don’t know. I’ve been gone too long.

"I almost landed in some lady's lap, which was kinda fun.'' -- Swish

by Sharon on Jun 16, 2008 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Because you disappeared. :(

Actually, noone wants to do them anymore. There seems to be about 5 different people who do more than 1 a month, so we need more participation.

by theblackpearl on Jun 16, 2008 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Welcome back!

I think it’s partly due to the weekend, but also during the weekdays there have been fewer posted lately.

"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."

--Bilbo Baggins

by kaweahkaweah on Jun 16, 2008 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks!

I’m shocked to see all these dld’s posted by Jennifer. That’s just weird. :)

"I almost landed in some lady's lap, which was kinda fun.'' -- Swish

by Sharon on Jun 16, 2008 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And it's just plain wrong!

"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."

--Bilbo Baggins

by kaweahkaweah on Jun 16, 2008 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

weirdest series ever?

A Zito hit, a Suzuki triple, a straight steal of home, an exceedingly suspicious sprinkler delay, and yesterday’s E-surance ad assisted base hit

"The Athletics at Fremont" is obscene

by ArakSOT on Jun 16, 2008 10:02 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I still say that triple was an error

But then so was the zito hit & the straight steal of home… ah hell, they’re were all errors.

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by DMOAS on Jun 16, 2008 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was amused

by this in yesterday’s Chronicle, after the explanation for the sprinklers going off:

In another curiosity Friday, the radar-gun readings weren’t working for most of the game, including Barry Zito’s 52/3 innings. The readings reappeared after Zito’s departure. According to John Tyler, scoreboard manager, it was a software upgrade that was slow to complete.

"May a nit suck Cajun geese?" wonders Red. No, we see gnu Jack Cust in a yam.

by andeux on Jun 16, 2008 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who was it that used to request

that the radar-gun readings be turned off while he was with the A’s? Was it Zito?

"I almost landed in some lady's lap, which was kinda fun.'' -- Swish

by Sharon on Jun 16, 2008 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think it was Mulder.

"May a nit suck Cajun geese?" wonders Red. No, we see gnu Jack Cust in a yam.

by andeux on Jun 16, 2008 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seems like ages ago.

"I almost landed in some lady's lap, which was kinda fun.'' -- Swish

by Sharon on Jun 16, 2008 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who?

"JOAN! Are you watching Bombast? Did you see Lack Bust drop that fly call?"

by Jennifer on Jun 16, 2008 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yup--it was him

"Baseball, it is said, is only a game. True. And the Grand Canyon is only a hole in Arizona. Not all games and holes are created equal." --George F. Will

by anomaly_kat on Jun 16, 2008 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

IIRC, he said that showing the velocity

made it easier for hitters/coaches to figure out his pitching patterns.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 16, 2008 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Last time I was at Safeco

I noticed the radar gun was turned off for one pitcher, but then back on again for the next. I don’t remember who it was. One of the relievers, I think.

"Dispatch knuckleheadedness with Bond-like aplomb." –74mk

by iglew on Jun 16, 2008 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If only Pedro Feliz were still around

to reprise his catching performance of the ‘07 series.

How do the angels get to sleep when the devil leaves the porchlight on?

by FreeSeatUpgrade on Jun 16, 2008 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ya start a series on Friday 13th

Ya get some crazy.

I was at Friday’s game (3 rows behind the Gigante’s dugout) and have to say it was one of the oddest games I have ever seen. It just felt funny the whole time – from the Smith tag out at home on the WP in the 1st, to the steal of home in the 2nd, to the voluminous full counts for both pitchers… Cap it off with the sprinklers and it was quite the game.

by jonahsilas on Jun 16, 2008 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What are the odds

that two Italian Dudes kidnapped their ex-girlfriends to iron their clothes?

by easyraider on Jun 16, 2008 10:05 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Which only goes to show.....

that it’s truly easier to sleep with a woman than to get her to make you breakfast. At least according to my grandfather. I think he may have been right.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Jun 16, 2008 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I just can't win.

< changes approach … again >

"God doesn't pay attention to your cute little hypotheticals." -- Jeff from LL

by oblique on Jun 16, 2008 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Quake postpones Eagles-Giants game in Japan This was the first time a Japanese pro game was postponed or cancelled because of an earthquake, which seems remarkable considering how much seismic activity there is there. I was also amused by Kleenex Stadium in Sendai.

If you want to see kids playing cricket, here’s your chance.

The city of San Jose is making alternative plans for the land that they hoped to build an A’s stadium on. Or…maybe not. Have at it, conspiracy theorists.

Crappy umpiring hits Minnesota;

Kinko’s ceases to exist even as a name, but its founder is writing a book which will be of interest to old people like me who remember when it was revolutionary to find someplace where you could use a copier and printer at 3 AM.

Don't blame me, I voted for Ice Cream

by Englishmajor on Jun 16, 2008 11:05 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I shall always refer to it as

The Store Formally Known As Kinko’s.

And use an unprouncable symbol to spell it.

"Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it?"-Steve McCatty

by 5Aces on Jun 16, 2008 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My problem

with the complaint on the strike call is that he assumed he had time before he did his thing and “leaned over the plate”. You do that after you receive time, not assuming you have time. That being said, the whole thing with antagonizing a player (young or old) by asking him if he’s going to be a good guy or bad guy is 100% unprofessional.

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by DMOAS on Jun 16, 2008 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kinko's no more?

KenKo is no longer safe!!

Green Hulk Fists

by oaklandSMASH on Jun 17, 2008 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Anyone know the results of the wives' softball game?

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Jun 16, 2008 11:26 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Close as usual

A’s Wives 9.6/10
Giants Wives 8.8/10

Anyone get the count of non-blondes? I think it was exactly one last year.

by Mark H on Jun 16, 2008 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

9.6

9.6 without jamie kotsay, what was the mark last year with, 11.0

"Iron man, iron man, does what an iron man can"

by pieful35 on Jun 16, 2008 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

12-6 Giants

"JOAN! Are you watching Bombast? Did you see Lack Bust drop that fly call?"

by Jennifer on Jun 16, 2008 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

has the standings box been hacked?

Oakland’s streak: Lost 93
Texas’ streak: Lost 91

"The Athletics at Fremont" is obscene

by ArakSOT on Jun 16, 2008 11:30 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Looks like it's correct now:

Los Angeles: won 1
Oakland: won 3
Texas: lost 1
Seattle: lost 92

Yep, that sounds about right.

formerly known as mdl

by iglew on Jun 16, 2008 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL!

"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."

--Bilbo Baggins

by kaweahkaweah on Jun 16, 2008 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

{starts Obey Athletic guerilla marketing agency}

If we can’t fix the stupid, can we at least beat them senseless? @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jun 16, 2008 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Biz of Baseball State of Major League Baseball - 2008

With a couple paragraphs from Blez .

...one Japanese woman standing in the lobby surrounded by Red Sox fans turned to her companion and said, "These Boston people are awful." -Slusser

by stormtown on Jun 16, 2008 11:43 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

more happysauce from Blez...

first thing he did was rail on how Sacramentans get screwed out of being able to watch the A’s, which of course is a topic near and dear to my heart…

Rock on!

"You have to have a catcher or you'll have all passed balls."- Casey Stengel

by Gaijin_Suketto on Jun 16, 2008 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm a Davisite

and I’ve been railing about this for years. I can barely get the game on the radio if I’m lucky! Thanks for bringing attention to this problem.

by whomeverwiz on Jun 17, 2008 1:10 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

same here

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Jun 17, 2008 2:10 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Props to Blez for using his platform

to speak out for the average fans. Baseball’s broadcast policies are indeed archaic and stupid.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Jun 16, 2008 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like how Blez named only SB Nation approved blogs at the end of his "State of the Union"

Blez = Quasi Marketing Genius

(This message is brought to you by the letters “SB”)

Green Hulk Fists

by oaklandSMASH on Jun 17, 2008 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

shameless front-page auto-pimping

A new Poetic Interlude has been sensibly pushed down the page by matters both more germane and conducive to interactive dicsussion.

If we can’t fix the stupid, can we at least beat them senseless? @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jun 16, 2008 11:52 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Twins plan new menu at new stadium

Which doesn’t open for a year and a half. But when it does you can look forward to walleye tacos.

Don't blame me, I voted for Ice Cream

by Englishmajor on Jun 16, 2008 11:54 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Will the new stadium be known as WalleyeWorld?

And will Twins fan emulate Atlantans by doing the walleye chop?

If we can’t fix the stupid, can we at least beat them senseless? @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jun 16, 2008 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

park's closed!

moose outside should have told you

"Don't be an ass!" --Bill King

by batgirl on Jun 16, 2008 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Anyone watching the US Open playoff?

I don’t watch golf that often, but wow.

http://www.jlaff.com/

by JLaff on Jun 16, 2008 12:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Amazing putt by Rocco right there

Tiger misses for birdie, makes par on 15th. Rocco’s got a one-stroke lead.

Amazing.

http://www.jlaff.com/

by JLaff on Jun 16, 2008 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't really hate Tiger

I just love the underdogs.

Rocco E
Tiger +1
18th hole

http://www.jlaff.com/

by JLaff on Jun 16, 2008 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No good reason/personal taste

Seems like a prick in interviews, don’t like commercials featuring him, don’t like his celebrations, crazy dad who turned him into a gold robot, don’t like sports where people seem inclined to root for the best player.

The A's colors are green and gold.

by mikeA on Jun 16, 2008 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like some athletes and dislike others,

but hardly ever for reasons that are anything more than subjective, much like the choice of team to root for.

The A's colors are green and gold.

by mikeA on Jun 16, 2008 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

mikeA:Tiger::PaulThomas:Harden

If we can’t fix the stupid, can we at least beat them senseless? @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jun 16, 2008 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But no....

I’m not saying he’s a douche. He may or may not be. I have no idea.

The A's colors are green and gold.

by mikeA on Jun 16, 2008 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You're splitting hairs

I don’t know, in some Platonic sense, that Harden is a douche either.

The only difference between our statements is that you’re covering your hiney with disclaimers, and I didn’t bother to do so.

Your 2008 Athletics: It's Nothing Personal.

by PaulThomas on Jun 16, 2008 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, I'm not even claiming that I think he's a douche

just that I don’t like him, for arbitrary reasons. You seem to think Harden is actually a douche for some reason, though of course you don’t know for sure, whereas I am not saying that at all. I wouldn’t “disagree” with someone who said “I love Tiger” it would just be a difference of taste.

The A's colors are green and gold.

by mikeA on Jun 16, 2008 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Quoting myself

Well, to each his own
I think he’s basically a douchebag.

Note the first line. Is that not a “difference of taste”?

Your 2008 Athletics: It's Nothing Personal.

by PaulThomas on Jun 16, 2008 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Seems like a prick"

If we can’t fix the stupid, can we at least beat them senseless? @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jun 16, 2008 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

to not liking tiger for reasons stated above by Mike A....

Rooting for him is akin to rooting for the Yanks/Red Sox etc.

by 33SwisherSweet on Jun 16, 2008 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't really buy that analogy

Golf is unlike baseball, in that even Tiger Woods, probably the best golfer that has ever played, has only won 27% of his career starts. (and that number has actually gone up the past 3-4 years … it was much lower)

No matter what slobbery mythologizing hokum Dan Hicks spews at you from his perch above the 18th green, it is always an upset when anyone, Tiger included, wins a tournament. Tiger is only “supposed to win” every time out because people ignore the fact that he doesn’t. Sometime I think this absence of perspective actually obscures just how astounding his accomplishments are, relative to every other golfer.

by 74mk on Jun 16, 2008 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Plus Tiger doesn't have more money to buy

better clubs, since all the clubs are sponsored so everyone is on an equal playing field (Tiger might be at a disadvantage because Nike clubs are no where near the best.)

The Yankees on the other hand are able to spend way more than other teams giving them a seemingly unfair advantage.

Plus Tiger is allowed to grow facial hair.

by GeorgiaBoy on Jun 16, 2008 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

had some choppy streaming at work today

but had the joy of being there in person yesterday. highly recommend going to a PGA event if you like golf at all. so amazing to watch these guys.

seeing tiger in person is kind of surreal, after seeing him on tv so much.

by oakinboston on Jun 16, 2008 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was there Friday and agree...

Amazing that up close.

Bring back Hammer.

by OaktownPower on Jun 16, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

John Sickels has done a little writeup on Trevor Cahill, in his

Controversial Prospect series.

Personally I am on the pro-Cahill side, though I want to see exactly what happens to him when he reaches Double-A. I gave him a strong grade B in the book this year, and have no problems raising that to Grade B+ given what he’s done in the Cal League. I would like to see his walk rate come down a little, and I also have some concerns about whether that rotator cuff issue will recur at some point. But overall there is a lot more to like here than there is to dislike.

http://www.minorleagueball.com/2008/6/16/552848/controversial-prospect-tre#comments

by theblackpearl on Jun 16, 2008 12:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Good times

Your 2008 Athletics: It's Nothing Personal.

by PaulThomas on Jun 16, 2008 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I had almost forgotten

to link to this piece in the Examiner Magazine a few weeks ago. Might be of interest to other vegetarians like myself.

Until yesterday when I saw this moron’s letter to the editor:

Sam Whiting’s May 25 “Bright Ideas” article about Johanna McCloy’s efforts to bring veggie dogs to all Major League Baseball team parks is mind blowing. For goodness sakes, is there no limit to which annoying vegetarians won’t go in their efforts to try to convert people from enjoying meat in favor of the bland mishmash of unappetizing and virtually tasteless “food” these elitist snobs choke down their gullets? One of the pleasures of attending baseball games is scarfing real hotdogs washed down with cold beer. What’s next, quaffing soy milk with the veggie dogs instead of suds? Babe Ruth would puke his guts out.

MARC KIMBERLY

Concord

Um, no one’s saying you have to eat the veggie dogs, just that it might be nice for them to be available in oh, say 1 out of the 50 food stands.

Oh, and also, MikeA, annoying vegetarian or elitist snob? Someone create a poll!

"Don't be an ass!" --Bill King

by batgirl on Jun 16, 2008 12:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Coliseum veggie dogs are not bad

I would guess that they are dubiously flavored, but enough mustard and onions and there’s no way to tell. My campaign would be to make them available for a dollar on Wednesdays; monkeyball and I could go to a game together, and I’d bring my big cardboard box and feast on twenty of them.

The A's colors are green and gold.

by mikeA on Jun 16, 2008 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can't imagine they'd be any good without free kraut

If we can’t fix the stupid, can we at least beat them senseless? @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jun 16, 2008 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ironically, it's precisely eating meat that qualifies one as a member of the elite

at least in terms of energy consumption per pound.

Personally, as a card-carrying elitist, I love me some animal products.

Your 2008 Athletics: It's Nothing Personal.

by PaulThomas on Jun 16, 2008 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

the problem with veggie dogs

is that no animals were tortured in the process of their manufacture. Now, if maybe they were to keep lemurs in cages and electroshock them every 15 minutes down at the ol’ veggie hot dog plant, I might be more inclined to eat one.

"You have to have a catcher or you'll have all passed balls."- Casey Stengel

by Gaijin_Suketto on Jun 16, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I misread this first time through

and I was very dismayed that someone would think it right to turn a canine vegetarian!

Any similarity between my spelling and that deemed correct, is pureley accidental.

by Dalesman on Jun 16, 2008 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

There are people who do that

It dismays me too, but it happens. I had a co-worker who did that to his dog. I don’t think he gave it much thought, but he often fed his dog beans. Poor pup was pretty darned skinny. I’m sure a lot of people who do it are a bit more thoughtful, but I think if someone abhors the idea of feeding a carnivore meat, then they shouldn’t own a cat or dog.

"You know, a long time ago being crazy meant something. Nowadays everybody's crazy."

-Charles Manson

by kaweahkaweah on Jun 16, 2008 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If you hear about something like that

(you meaning anyone reading this) you should, if you can’t convince the person to stop doing that (or have no relationship with them), report it to the local animal care and control branch. It’s a form of abuse. Cats will go blind if they aren’t fed meat. I don’t know what the effect on dogs is, but it has to be similarly bad.

Your 2008 Athletics: It's Nothing Personal.

by PaulThomas on Jun 16, 2008 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's really horrible for their digestive systems too

it’s not made to process vegetation at all. The only reason you see them eating it on their own is in an effort to clean out the upper part of their system because you failed to groom them properly or not often enough.

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by DMOAS on Jun 16, 2008 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My cats all eat catnip

They always say that they do it for medical purposes, but I have my doubts…

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 16, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

weird...

...my cats smoked it…

"You have to have a catcher or you'll have all passed balls."- Casey Stengel

by Gaijin_Suketto on Jun 16, 2008 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

mine asks for catnip brownies

"You know, a long time ago being crazy meant something. Nowadays everybody's crazy."

-Charles Manson

by kaweahkaweah on Jun 16, 2008 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, that's a good point

This was several years ago and I was pretty young at the time. But yeah, that’s what I should have done, although we did talk about the vegetarian diet. He wasn’t a mean guy, but he was/is basically a dipshit. He ended up losing his dog somewhere in Oregon. I don’t know whatever happened to it but I thought at the time that losing it was probably a better fate for the dog.

We were doing field work in rural Oregon. He’d go out in the early morning with just his dog. One time he tied his dog to the rear bumper, forgot about it, and started to drive off. Fortunately, his first move was a slow u-turn so he could see it in the mirror. stop before anything bad happened.

It was a sweet dog, too.

And yes, he also has at least one child.

"You know, a long time ago being crazy meant something. Nowadays everybody's crazy."

-Charles Manson

by kaweahkaweah on Jun 16, 2008 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Reminds me of my favorite bumper sticker:

“You! Out of the gene pool!”

(not you, him)

"God doesn't pay attention to your cute little hypotheticals." -- Jeff from LL

by oblique on Jun 16, 2008 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

bumper stickers (regardless of message thereon) correlate with road rage

If we can’t fix the stupid, can we at least beat them senseless? @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jun 16, 2008 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

When a white person drives an older car (6+ years old) that has a resale value under $2000, they will coat the entire backside of the car in bumper stickers.

Okay, true enough, but at least half of mine are AN bumper stickers…..

Don't blame me, I voted for Ice Cream

by Englishmajor on Jun 16, 2008 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

"If someone is driving slow in the fast lane, how angry does this make you?"

Ray Fosse wrote the questions for that study?

AN 3.0's Search Function is *hawt*!

by Poppy on Jun 17, 2008 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ah, Marc Kimberly.

I feel your rage. These insufferable elitists are everywhere, aren’t they? Always shoving their soy products and fake leather shoes in your face, taunting the flag with Harvard Law weenie politics, appropriating valuable supermarket space for overpriced pot pies and bean burritos – space, mind you, that could be used to create a whole section devoted to beer, cow meat, and apple pie. You and me, Marc Kimberly, we’re the real Americans. We may never have actually eaten a veggie burger or a cheese-free pizza (why would we?), but we know in our hearts that they’re tasteless artifacts of holier-than-thou high-mindedness. Only terrorists, tree-huggers, and sickly thin ivory tower statheads with nasally voices eat crap like that (munching tofu on a stick while telling us RBI’s aren’t important … aren’t important? ... how do you think runs are scored, huh? HUH?). These people hate America, they think they’re better than you and me, and they’re ruining baseball.

by 74mk on Jun 16, 2008 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Go back to France, pinko!

"Dispatch knuckleheadedness with Bond-like aplomb." –74mk

by iglew on Jun 16, 2008 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And where is the RBI?
Sweet RBIs.

If we can’t fix the stupid, can we at least beat them senseless? @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jun 16, 2008 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'm too much of an elitist snob to eat ballpark stand veggie dogs...

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Jun 16, 2008 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yanks to leave Wang out for 6 weeks.

So what’s new?

The meaning of life is not so much 'found,' as it is 'made.' --Opus

by The Dogfather on Jun 16, 2008 12:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bye, bye, Bavasi!

I guess firing the hitting coach wasn’t enough to right the ship?

...one Japanese woman standing in the lobby surrounded by Red Sox fans turned to her companion and said, "These Boston people are awful." -Slusser

by stormtown on Jun 16, 2008 12:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That sounds like

a good excuse to repost Jeff’s classic recap of the winter meetings.

"May a nit suck Cajun geese?" wonders Red. No, we see gnu Jack Cust in a yam.

by andeux on Jun 16, 2008 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

so many memories with Bavasi

The A's colors are green and gold.

by mikeA on Jun 16, 2008 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OMG IT CAME TRUE!
Colletti’s Assistant: Ned, I think the Royals want to part ways with Angel Berroa.
Colletti: GET ME A PHONE
Colletti: FUCK

Pessimism FTW! ... Wait what?

by Zonis on Jun 16, 2008 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This could be bad.

Does this mean the Mariners will no longer tolerate incompetence in the F/O? We may soon pine for the good ole days if they hire someone who knows how the new game is being played. Damn it.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Jun 16, 2008 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Enh, I'm not going to worry

as long as Howard Lincoln is still there.

formerly known as mdl

by iglew on Jun 16, 2008 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

would the A's worst nightmare be

if they hired DePo?

Let's have our Piazza and eat the Cust too - SPWC

by closetasfan on Jun 16, 2008 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Most unfortunate for us indeed.

It would truly be horrifying if an Epstein style GM with cash were to be introduced into the AL west. Especially working for an organization that has the patience to let him weed through all the bad contracts he would inherit. You know…..someone unlike the Dodgers.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Jun 16, 2008 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If they've finally given up on Bavasi after all this time

they may not have the patience to keep losing while someone new gets them back to winning.

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by DMOAS on Jun 16, 2008 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think it would be a great thing.

Seriously. It’s a lot more fun and interesting to play against a competent, talented opponent than to perpetually beat up on the runts of the league.

"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."

--Bilbo Baggins

by kaweahkaweah on Jun 16, 2008 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I much prefer...

beating the weakling senseless. It’s far better than being beaten senseless.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Jun 16, 2008 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I cannot describe how excited I am go to to LL right now.

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Jun 16, 2008 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LL must be very exited regardless

Pessimism FTW! ... Wait what?

by Zonis on Jun 16, 2008 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Billy!

Trade with the Mariners now! Screw over the new guy while you can ;)

Procrastinators unite....tomorrow

by muffinpryde on Jun 16, 2008 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Breaking news: Bavasi out

Link.

Your 2008 Athletics: It's Nothing Personal.

by PaulThomas on Jun 16, 2008 12:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nooooooooooooo!!!

"JOAN! Are you watching Bombast? Did you see Lack Bust drop that fly call?"

by Jennifer on Jun 16, 2008 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Most Interleague wins Total

With the weekend sweep, the A’s now have the most total interleague wins with 117, 1 more than the Yankees: http://cbs.sportsline.com/mlb/story/10827216 (though the Yankees have a slightly better winning percentage).

by dylan on Jun 16, 2008 2:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Cahill and Herrera to Midland

Cahill has been promoted from Stockton, and Herrera joins the team from his rehab in Arizona

Official Release

"May a nit suck Cajun geese?" wonders Red. No, we see gnu Jack Cust in a yam.

by andeux on Jun 16, 2008 2:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

AA has gameday

I think I will take a gander at what he’s throwing in his first start.

The A's colors are green and gold.

by mikeA on Jun 16, 2008 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Clever enough to cheat investors out of $450 million, stupid enough to get caught, then, once convicted, incompetent enough to botch a fake suicide.

Which (begs? raises?) the question: What would be an effective, CSI-proof way to fake one’s death? Burn down your house? Subject yourself to a bite from one of those Lost bugs? Pay that puppy cloning company to clone you, then kill the clone, Prestige-style?

by 74mk on Jun 16, 2008 4:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

In my experience,

fugitives on the run from U.S. Marshalls are always innocent of the charges that they’ve been convicted of.

The A's colors are green and gold.

by mikeA on Jun 16, 2008 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

because Jim Abbott or Pete Gray actually committed the crime

If we can’t fix the stupid, can we at least beat them senseless? @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jun 16, 2008 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

this guy is something else

steal, take, lie, run away, lie, steal, rinse, repeat. Death would be too generous of a punishment for people like him

Let's have our Piazza and eat the Cust too - SPWC

by closetasfan on Jun 16, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Another crazy trade proposal

Package a combination of DiNardo, Meyer, Braden, maybe even Saarlooooooos to the Yankees and get Betemit as a utility guy back, and maybe Shelly Duncan. The pitchers have a bit of an advantage being lefty in Yankee Stadium

I would think that the Yankees would wish that they had claimed Dinardo now

Let's have our Piazza and eat the Cust too - SPWC

by closetasfan on Jun 16, 2008 6:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

crap for crap deal eh?

But we’d be giving up a lot for a little. 4 AAAA Starters for a Utility Infielder (whom we already have basically in Petit and Murphy, and another 1B,

Pessimism FTW! ... Wait what?

by Zonis on Jun 16, 2008 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

wouldn't Betemit

be nice insurance if Ellis leaves, or Crosby gets hurt?

Let's have our Piazza and eat the Cust too - SPWC

by closetasfan on Jun 17, 2008 5:53 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

what has betemit done over the last couple years that makes him so much more preferable than hannahan/murphy/petit that he’s worth giving up four AAAA pitchers?
also at this stage isn’t he more a 3b/1b than a 2b/ss?

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Jun 17, 2008 8:01 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Funny stuff from Mychael's email bag

at http://oakland.athletics.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20080616&content_id=2943163&vkey=news_oak&fext=.jsp&c_id=oak

Will Joe Blanton be traded? I’m finally all for it. Think we can get anything for him, though?
—Gary S., Chandler, Ariz.

I do think Blanton finally will end up elsewhere this summer, and that’s obviously part of why I don’t think the A’s will trade Gaudin. You’re obviously down on Blanton, but I’m not getting that from any of the scouts I talk to.

“He’s a known quantity,” one said. “He gets [deep] into games, he’s durable, and he’s going to win a lot if he’s pitching for a team that scores more consistently that Oakland. “

Another said this:

“Blanton would win 20 games for the Yankees or Red Sox. I really believe that.”

I guess that ’s one scout that doesn’t know the difference between “mediocre” and “average”.

by Brian in 317 on Jun 16, 2008 9:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I think blanton is better than he's shown

but there’s no way he wins 20 games unless he has one hell of an offense behind him and gets really lucky to boot.

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by DMOAS on Jun 16, 2008 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

METS MIDNIGHT MASSACRE
there is this wonderful thing known as the Internet now, and here we are, telling you that while you were sleeping, at 3:14 a.m. New York time, at 12:14 a.m. California time, two hours after the Mets beat the Angels 9-6, the Mets finally got around to firing Willie Randolph.

cowards, weaklings… BUMS!

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Jun 17, 2008 2:21 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Pitching coach Rick Peterson and first base coach Tom Nieto also were fired

What a crowd these bums are, all of them, from the Wilpons at the top to Omar Minaya down below, all of them who conspired to botch this firing worse than any firing has ever been botched. Ever. You wouldn’t trust these guys to run a 7-11, let alone a National League baseball team. What a joke. What a cowardly, dastardly joke.

A midnight massacre.

A three-a.m. thrashing.

Disgraceful. Utterly, completely, disgraceful.

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Jun 17, 2008 2:28 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

http://www.nypost.com/seven/06172008/sports/mets/ready_____aim_____hold_your_fire__115840.htm

for some reason this link won’t show up properly as a link…

___aim_hold_your_fire115840.htm” target=”_blank”>http://www.nypost.com/seven/06172008/sports/mets/ready___aim_hold_your_fire115840.htm

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Jun 17, 2008 2:25 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

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