AN's newest prospect
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UPDATE:
AN’s newest prospect has been traded to McCovey Chronicles for three babies to be named later.
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by Rebuilding Season on May 17, 2008 4:57 PM PDT 0 recs
Congrats!
I generally bemoan the profusion of Mr Sabermetric Sporks in the Scrabble ranks who don't know the meaning or usage of 50% of the words they use. -monkeyball
by JediLeroy on May 17, 2008 8:56 PM PDT 0 recs
Probably already creating a Poetic Interlude...
...based off of “Itsy Bitsy Spider” lamenting the recent lack of A’s run production. :)
That’s wonderful…Congratulations!
I want an A's-Rays ALCS.
by FormerHuntsvilleStar on May 18, 2008 6:35 AM PDT 1 recs
Congrats!!
pam5981: Patience is a virtue that I do not possess.
ohtobe21likehuston: But you're good at drinking and cussing. Two out of three ain't bad.
by pam5981 on May 18, 2008 2:31 PM PDT 0 recs
Congratulations to the Monkeyball family!
Is the due date around the time that we win the World Series?
The candy and the baseball all night long :)
by Englishmajor on May 18, 2008 2:48 PM PDT 0 recs
Looks like there's a mon(key) in the oven.
Congratulations!
Chunky Monkey ®
by Ice Cream on May 18, 2008 8:38 PM PDT 0 recs
Awesome!
"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."
--Bilbo Baggins
by kaweahkaweah on May 20, 2008 3:50 PM PDT 0 recs
gracious thanks to everyone for the good wishes
Yes, due date is mid-October, so he (yep) could be a PLAYOFF RALLY BABY!!!
We’ve dithered over names forever, but I think we finally have one we’re satisfied with: he’s gonna be … Buzz Lamar Pierzynski Clemens Monkeyball.
Just look at me. How can you not quake in my presence? @('.')@
by monkeyball on May 23, 2008 4:49 PM PDT 0 recs
Whoa!
This is what I get for not looking at FaNsHoTs!
Congrats, monkeyball. salb918 jr arrived just in time for the offseason – hopefully the A’s are still playing when your little simian arrives. Diapers are a tricky thing – remember, you want to contain the poop, not fling it. Goes against all your instincts.
stat-addled alien overlord
by salb918 on May 27, 2008 7:20 AM PDT 0 recs
You can't stop the poop; you can only hope to contain it
Just look at me. How can you not quake in my presence? @('.')@
by monkeyball on
May 27, 2008 11:49 AM PDT
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courtesy of theblackpearl ...
Bariago Cazito Monkeyball
Just look at me. How can you not quake in my presence? @('.')@
by monkeyball on May 27, 2008 11:50 AM PDT 0 recs
Does that mean he was actually born two years ago?
"Evidently, a large number of people said, 'We really need more vermin at the ballpark, Artie.'" - Nick (AN), 10/7/07
by doctorK on
May 27, 2008 12:08 PM PDT
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unfortunately for Mrs Monkeyball, no
33-month gestation period
Just look at me. How can you not quake in my presence? @('.')@
by monkeyball on
May 27, 2008 1:04 PM PDT
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Oh MonkeyDude! You are in for the most awesomest of awesomes!
Congrats to you and the she-bot. And if it’s a girl, you can go with Bariaga Cazita. Just sort of rolls of the tongue like poop off a baby’s bottom…which doesn’t…mostly. Or do we know it’s a boy?
"He's a misfit. He gets along with everyone." - Reggie Jackson, describing Joe Rudi
by McFood on May 30, 2008 7:14 AM PDT 0 recs
thanks!
We do know it’s a boy.
Whether it’s robot, monkey, human, or some mix thereof, that we don’t know.
I'm handy, but I've never built anything of consequence. @('.')@
by monkeyball on
May 30, 2008 11:38 AM PDT
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