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Open Thread: Game 40 - A's at Cleveland (cont.)

1-0 Indians going to the 8th. This is your mojo thread. Thank you.

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"Evidently, a large number of people said, 'We really need more vermin at the ballpark, Artie.'" - Nick (AN), 10/7/07

by doctorK on May 13, 2008 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank You!

You don't win friends with salad.

by tresselfan on May 13, 2008 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

MOOOOOOJOOOOOOOO

Help us now.

pam5981: Patience is a virtue that I do not possess.
ohtobe21likehuston: But you're good at drinking and cussing. Two out of three ain't bad.

by pam5981 on May 13, 2008 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I want salb to do a Staturday post on new thread mojo

With their record this year, I bet the A’s NTM is probably due to regress to the mean soon.

http://bocropleasestopswingingatbadpitches.blogspot.com/

by thejd44 on May 13, 2008 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

We need a new thread.

"God doesn't pay attention to your cute little hypotheticals." -- Jeff from LL

by oblique on May 13, 2008 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Save us Jebus!

You don't win friends with salad.

by tresselfan on May 13, 2008 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck

Eveland rocks! Eveland rocks! Somewhere Drew Carey just smiled.

by miggyk2 on May 13, 2008 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

still runnig up against

f’ing defense

Things could be worse. Suppose your errors were counted and published every day, like those of a baseball player.

by 149 on May 13, 2008 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

What the hell is going on here

http://bocropleasestopswingingatbadpitches.blogspot.com/

by thejd44 on May 13, 2008 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

The entire Top 10 on SC tonight is gonna be Indians defense

http://bocropleasestopswingingatbadpitches.blogspot.com/

by thejd44 on May 13, 2008 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Well it's not like that was hit hard

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on May 13, 2008 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Not ment to wint his game.

Thats now obvious.

When will then be now? Soon.

by Syphon on May 13, 2008 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I dunno...

...here comes the Tribe bullpen.

by Soaker on May 13, 2008 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

RyRy will save us.

"Hasn’t the foggiest inclination toward winning ‘tall. Hates to win. Likes to be buggered."

by Jennifer on May 13, 2008 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

RyRy

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by Poppy on May 13, 2008 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was supposed to include a < snerk >

Stupid brackets.

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by Poppy on May 13, 2008 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

ByeBye RyRy

"Hasn’t the foggiest inclination toward winning ‘tall. Hates to win. Likes to be buggered."

by Jennifer on May 13, 2008 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was it a wry snerk?

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on May 13, 2008 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

MiMi

"Hasn’t the foggiest inclination toward winning ‘tall. Hates to win. Likes to be buggered."

by Jennifer on May 13, 2008 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

My my!

AN 3.0's Search Function is *hawt*!

by Poppy on May 13, 2008 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

... Mariners' baseball

Does Bobby Crosby cRoss Dress for Less?

by ohtobe21likehuston on May 13, 2008 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know what, though?

You have to appreciate that as damn good baseball. If I were there, I’d clap. Then I’d give him the clap so he couldn’t do it again tomorrow.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on May 13, 2008 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Everyone

with lots of porn in their life is lucky.

You don't win friends with salad.

by tresselfan on May 13, 2008 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Me up all night honking me horn to porn, porn, porn..."

I wish I lived on Avenue Q.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on May 13, 2008 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think there should be a limit on spectacular defensive plays.

After the 3rd one in the same game, the runner shall be called safe.

Does Bobby Crosby cRoss Dress for Less?

by ohtobe21likehuston on May 13, 2008 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

That would be unfair to Jack Cust.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on May 13, 2008 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Paul Byrd? REALLY?

come on.

pam5981: Patience is a virtue that I do not possess.
ohtobe21likehuston: But you're good at drinking and cussing. Two out of three ain't bad.

by pam5981 on May 13, 2008 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

If you are ever looking to visit a nice park Cleveland definitely

qualifies. I saw a playoff game there last year and highly recommend it.

Does Bobby Crosby cRoss Dress for Less?

by ohtobe21likehuston on May 13, 2008 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

The only bad part is you have to go to Cleveland to see it

http://bocropleasestopswingingatbadpitches.blogspot.com/

by thejd44 on May 13, 2008 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those are some bitter folks. They wear FUCK PITTSBURGH t-shirts

during baseball season. I posted this last year but a 6-7 year old kid was wearning one while walking down the streets with his dad. It brought a tear to my eye and I wished I had a son.

Does Bobby Crosby cRoss Dress for Less?

by ohtobe21likehuston on May 13, 2008 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I should probably feel bad for the people of Cleveland

But, no, I don’t. Move. Find a new team (regardless of sport).

http://bocropleasestopswingingatbadpitches.blogspot.com/

by thejd44 on May 13, 2008 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go Good Sweeney! Score a goal unit basket!

http://bocropleasestopswingingatbadpitches.blogspot.com/

by thejd44 on May 13, 2008 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Indians playing a "no doubles defense"

which is just unnecessary with the A’s “no doubles (or home runs) offense”

http://bocropleasestopswingingatbadpitches.blogspot.com/

by thejd44 on May 13, 2008 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

That might actually help the A's.

What about Barry?
"Barry who?" Forst said, and I felt like I was in the middle of a knock-knock joke.

by KMoAsFan on May 13, 2008 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh no...

if Geren hit for Murphy, he would play M. Sweeney at 1B, move Hannahan to 2B and play Barton at 3B. [Korach]

by Soaker on May 13, 2008 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Cust to SS, Suzuki to LF, Street to C, of course.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on May 13, 2008 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, god.

AN 3.0's Search Function is *hawt*!

by Poppy on May 13, 2008 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Frankly,

I think bringing Kobayashi in is Hot dogging it, and in bad taste…

You don't win friends with salad.

by tresselfan on May 13, 2008 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

At least it'll be fast

The candy and the baseball all night long :)

by Englishmajor on May 13, 2008 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

you said a mouthful

We're going to knock balls out of the country's park, for the home team, which is America. @('.')@

by monkeyball on May 13, 2008 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hello all

I’ve been listening to the game while weeding—since it’s about to be so ungodly hot I won’t want to set foot outside for a week.
So No Weeds Mojo!

The candy and the baseball all night long :)

by Englishmajor on May 13, 2008 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

"Weeding"

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

Does Bobby Crosby cRoss Dress for Less?

by ohtobe21likehuston on May 13, 2008 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sadly, by the time Betancourt is done pitching

it’ll be time to cut the same weeds.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on May 13, 2008 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Horrendously but not ridiculously so.

(what’s with the “extreme heat warning” for the rest of thie week?)

pam5981: Patience is a virtue that I do not possess.
ohtobe21likehuston: But you're good at drinking and cussing. Two out of three ain't bad.

by pam5981 on May 13, 2008 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's going to be extremely hot.

Duh.

AN 3.0's Search Function is *hawt*!

by Poppy on May 13, 2008 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

How hot does it get in Oakland? I am used to 100 degree heat but thought

you guys had mostly cool weather.

Does Bobby Crosby cRoss Dress for Less?

by ohtobe21likehuston on May 13, 2008 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm looking at two days in the mid 90's in the south bay

And they are going to suck

"Evidently, a large number of people said, 'We really need more vermin at the ballpark, Artie.'" - Nick (AN), 10/7/07

by doctorK on May 13, 2008 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was lovely in OAK today

mid-70’s… but we’re also kinda weather wusses… Prefer nothing over 85 or under 55, and refuse precipitation of any temperature.

Things could be worse. Suppose your errors were counted and published every day, like those of a baseball player.

by 149 on May 13, 2008 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is perfect, IMO.

And I am a weather wuss. But I’m okay with rain.

pam5981: Patience is a virtue that I do not possess.
ohtobe21likehuston: But you're good at drinking and cussing. Two out of three ain't bad.

by pam5981 on May 13, 2008 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Weird... where's my sig?

AN 3.0's Search Function is *hawt*!

by Poppy on May 13, 2008 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

So you really like 130, then

"Evidently, a large number of people said, 'We really need more vermin at the ballpark, Artie.'" - Nick (AN), 10/7/07

by doctorK on May 13, 2008 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

You must REALLY like it.

"Hasn’t the foggiest inclination toward winning ‘tall. Hates to win. Likes to be buggered."

by Jennifer on May 13, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

And it's still 70 degrees!

Lovin it.

pam5981: Patience is a virtue that I do not possess.
ohtobe21likehuston: But you're good at drinking and cussing. Two out of three ain't bad.

by pam5981 on May 13, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Supposed to be 94 here on Thursday.

Which is just…ridiculous. Not usually that hot, ever.

pam5981: Patience is a virtue that I do not possess.
ohtobe21likehuston: But you're good at drinking and cussing. Two out of three ain't bad.

by pam5981 on May 13, 2008 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heat wave =

Jennifer in jeans, three shirts, and a blanket.

"Hasn’t the foggiest inclination toward winning ‘tall. Hates to win. Likes to be buggered."

by Jennifer on May 13, 2008 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whaaa?

pam5981: Patience is a virtue that I do not possess.
ohtobe21likehuston: But you're good at drinking and cussing. Two out of three ain't bad.

by pam5981 on May 13, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

ah.

pam5981: Patience is a virtue that I do not possess.
ohtobe21likehuston: But you're good at drinking and cussing. Two out of three ain't bad.

by pam5981 on May 13, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was fucking cold!

"Hasn’t the foggiest inclination toward winning ‘tall. Hates to win. Likes to be buggered."

by Jennifer on May 13, 2008 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

uh huh.

pam5981: Patience is a virtue that I do not possess.
ohtobe21likehuston: But you're good at drinking and cussing. Two out of three ain't bad.

by pam5981 on May 13, 2008 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was NOT cold!

It was perfect!

AN 3.0's Search Function is *hawt*!

by Poppy on May 13, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bought 4 jackets when I was there last year.

I thought it was Christmas again.

Does Bobby Crosby cRoss Dress for Less?

by ohtobe21likehuston on May 13, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

When you're used to upper 90s and high humidity,

that shit was cold.

"Hasn’t the foggiest inclination toward winning ‘tall. Hates to win. Likes to be buggered."

by Jennifer on May 13, 2008 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're just used to WARM humidity.

Our cold humidity makes “cool” seem colder, I think.

AN 3.0's Search Function is *hawt*!

by Poppy on May 13, 2008 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you're right

And I say this all the time. Similar humidity, much cooler temps = fog. Cold ass, bone chilling, teeth chattering … ah f’it you know.

Things could be worse. Suppose your errors were counted and published every day, like those of a baseball player.

by 149 on May 13, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

But I love fog.

I have to, I’m on the Peninsula.

AN 3.0's Search Function is *hawt*!

by Poppy on May 13, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

How can anyone get used to that?

I live in NJ now, and summer S.U.C.K.S. I work in an office in someone’s house, and until last August (late August) there was. no. air. conditioning. It was usually over 85 degrees in my office.

I used to go down to the basement to cool off.

Also, my body is not fond of deciduous tree pollen.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on May 13, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have had major sinus problems my entire life so I finally

got tested for allergies. I scored a 10 or 11 in every single category and wished I would have been tested years ago. Now I get shots every week!

Does Bobby Crosby cRoss Dress for Less?

by ohtobe21likehuston on May 13, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meds every day for me.

"Hasn’t the foggiest inclination toward winning ‘tall. Hates to win. Likes to be buggered."

by Jennifer on May 13, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Different kind of meds though.

pam5981: Patience is a virtue that I do not possess.
ohtobe21likehuston: But you're good at drinking and cussing. Two out of three ain't bad.

by pam5981 on May 13, 2008 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope, those are included.

I had to go to the eye doctor on Monday… his comments:

“You are on a lot of medication.”

"Hasn’t the foggiest inclination toward winning ‘tall. Hates to win. Likes to be buggered."

by Jennifer on May 13, 2008 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm going to start smoking crack.

It will keep me going for 6 months until the shots start working.

Does Bobby Crosby cRoss Dress for Less?

by ohtobe21likehuston on May 13, 2008 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know someone who swears that her accupuncturist cured her of hay fever

I probably ought to do something other than investing in large amounts of Claritin.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on May 13, 2008 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do both

between my acupuncturist and drugs, I can breathe. But neither one works as well w/o the other. Just my experience.

Things could be worse. Suppose your errors were counted and published every day, like those of a baseball player.

by 149 on May 13, 2008 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's really interesting. I might have to check

out that option too.

Does Bobby Crosby cRoss Dress for Less?

by ohtobe21likehuston on May 13, 2008 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

When I was in Oakland last year...

you guys were in the middle of a heat wave. That is what I was wearing to the ga\me.

"Hasn’t the foggiest inclination toward winning ‘tall. Hates to win. Likes to be buggered."

by Jennifer on May 13, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

In Oakland?

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on May 13, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah :(

pam5981: Patience is a virtue that I do not possess.
ohtobe21likehuston: But you're good at drinking and cussing. Two out of three ain't bad.

by pam5981 on May 13, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

God, that is ridiculous

At least if that happens for a week or 2 in August you’re prepared for it. May? That’s insane.

Although it always sucked that the hottest weather of the year often happened right when school was starting again. Boo.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on May 13, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup

supposed to be low 90’s tomorrow and Thursday… down to mid-80’s tomorrow.
Catch me poolside.

Things could be worse. Suppose your errors were counted and published every day, like those of a baseball player.

by 149 on May 13, 2008 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

ergh..

down to mid-80’s tomorrow for the weekend

Things could be worse. Suppose your errors were counted and published every day, like those of a baseball player.

by 149 on May 13, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I might check into the fricking hotel

if they have air conditioning.

The candy and the baseball all night long :)

by Englishmajor on May 13, 2008 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG A HIT

pam5981: Patience is a virtue that I do not possess.
ohtobe21likehuston: But you're good at drinking and cussing. Two out of three ain't bad.

by pam5981 on May 13, 2008 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Link?

AN 3.0's Search Function is *hawt*!

by Poppy on May 13, 2008 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why?

AN 3.0's Search Function is *hawt*!

by Poppy on May 13, 2008 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cuz

Does Bobby Crosby cRoss Dress for Less?

by ohtobe21likehuston on May 13, 2008 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

'kay.

AN 3.0's Search Function is *hawt*!

by Poppy on May 13, 2008 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Donnie rules.

http://bocropleasestopswingingatbadpitches.blogspot.com/

by thejd44 on May 13, 2008 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Dhonny

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on May 13, 2008 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"Evidently, a large number of people said, 'We really need more vermin at the ballpark, Artie.'" - Nick (AN), 10/7/07

by doctorK on May 13, 2008 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Asdrobby?

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on May 13, 2008 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

been listening on the couch

since the get go….jeez, it seems like Cleveland has had a half dozen web gems by the descriptions I’ve heard.

alaska A

by ak_A on May 13, 2008 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

AAAAAAARRRGH!!!

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by Poppy on May 13, 2008 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Ya know

I really don’t want Suzuki leading off the 9th anyway.,

http://bocropleasestopswingingatbadpitches.blogspot.com/

by thejd44 on May 13, 2008 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Well this sucks.

pam5981: Patience is a virtue that I do not possess.
ohtobe21likehuston: But you're good at drinking and cussing. Two out of three ain't bad.

by pam5981 on May 13, 2008 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Random sidenote

Donnie Murphy’s full name is Donald Rex Murphy.

The A’s have Don King (Murphy) on their team!

http://bocropleasestopswingingatbadpitches.blogspot.com/

by thejd44 on May 13, 2008 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank God that Murphy got a hit

Because Suzuki would have lead off 9th with an OUT

Give the guy a day off immediately Please

0-20 leading off is not good. You cannot do any worse.

by Trainman on May 13, 2008 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Whoo! Hawt corner!

AN 3.0's Search Function is *hawt*!

by Poppy on May 13, 2008 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

I would say move Suzuki down in the order

but not really anyone better on the club to lead off

by asfaninpismobeach on May 13, 2008 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

At least he might get a little more rest batting down in the order.

What about Barry?
"Barry who?" Forst said, and I felt like I was in the middle of a knock-knock joke.

by KMoAsFan on May 13, 2008 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ture, I guess put Sweeney there

since they play him everyday in Centerfield anyway. Sounds good, a slap hitting Centerfielder to lead off

by asfaninpismobeach on May 13, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dang.

Hannahan is awesome if the ball is not hit directly at him.

What about Barry?
"Barry who?" Forst said, and I felt like I was in the middle of a knock-knock joke.

by KMoAsFan on May 13, 2008 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

That wasn't really much to his left though.

He did the old Joe Crede fall-down-so-it-looks-great move.

http://bocropleasestopswingingatbadpitches.blogspot.com/

by thejd44 on May 13, 2008 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too bad Borowski is hurt

Believe me, if we disagree it is you that is wrong.

by methodrampage on May 13, 2008 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

2 out walk.

Probably should take embree out now, even if hafner is a lefty.

What about Barry?
"Barry who?" Forst said, and I felt like I was in the middle of a knock-knock joke.

by KMoAsFan on May 13, 2008 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, there's still a game on?

pam5981: Patience is a virtue that I do not possess.
ohtobe21likehuston: But you're good at drinking and cussing. Two out of three ain't bad.

by pam5981 on May 13, 2008 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

One batter too late.

What about Barry?
"Barry who?" Forst said, and I felt like I was in the middle of a knock-knock joke.

by KMoAsFan on May 13, 2008 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Question.

Whats with Foulke and Embree taking the button of their hats?

What about Barry?
"Barry who?" Forst said, and I felt like I was in the middle of a knock-knock joke.

by KMoAsFan on May 13, 2008 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Didn't notice

My guess: cone-heads?

Things could be worse. Suppose your errors were counted and published every day, like those of a baseball player.

by 149 on May 13, 2008 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

get'em Al!

Things could be worse. Suppose your errors were counted and published every day, like those of a baseball player.

by 149 on May 13, 2008 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

So I just got off work. Did I miss a lot?

by justarebelheart on May 13, 2008 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

a lot of Clevelan defense

Things could be worse. Suppose your errors were counted and published every day, like those of a baseball player.

by 149 on May 13, 2008 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

in terms of

RZR and OOZ (two “advanced” defensive metrics) they are ranked 3rd to last in the AL in fact

www.baseballmachine.blogspot.com

by SwishMyNish33 on May 13, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

7 1/2 innings.

http://bocropleasestopswingingatbadpitches.blogspot.com/

by thejd44 on May 13, 2008 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

So what will happen?

A’s will give up 2 runs here and then score 2 more in the 9th.

What about Barry?
"Barry who?" Forst said, and I felt like I was in the middle of a knock-knock joke.

by KMoAsFan on May 13, 2008 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

cmon Embree

don’t be that guy

www.baseballmachine.blogspot.com

by SwishMyNish33 on May 13, 2008 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

It's Brown

Things could be worse. Suppose your errors were counted and published every day, like those of a baseball player.

by 149 on May 13, 2008 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ooh. A package on my front steps.

No, that’s not a euphemism.

AN 3.0's Search Function is *hawt*!

by Poppy on May 13, 2008 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

I wonder who it is from.

"Hasn’t the foggiest inclination toward winning ‘tall. Hates to win. Likes to be buggered."

by Jennifer on May 13, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you order a pizza?

http://bocropleasestopswingingatbadpitches.blogspot.com/

by thejd44 on May 13, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it a toaster?

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on May 13, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes! THAT's why it was so expensive!

All I had to do was think about it!

AN 3.0's Search Function is *hawt*!

by Poppy on May 13, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rolling Brown out

You don't win friends with salad.

by tresselfan on May 13, 2008 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Can we have another new thread?

This one SUCKS (mojo-wise).

pam5981: Patience is a virtue that I do not possess.
ohtobe21likehuston: But you're good at drinking and cussing. Two out of three ain't bad.

by pam5981 on May 13, 2008 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

SEEEEEEEE?

pam5981: Patience is a virtue that I do not possess.
ohtobe21likehuston: But you're good at drinking and cussing. Two out of three ain't bad.

by pam5981 on May 13, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too late.

"God doesn't pay attention to your cute little hypotheticals." -- Jeff from LL

by oblique on May 13, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck

Things could be worse. Suppose your errors were counted and published every day, like those of a baseball player.

by 149 on May 13, 2008 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

well that wasn’t good, maybe i should have stayed at work longer so i didn’t have to see this

by justarebelheart on May 13, 2008 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Annnnnd time to find something else to do.

http://bocropleasestopswingingatbadpitches.blogspot.com/

by thejd44 on May 13, 2008 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Well thats game.

When will then be now? Soon.

by Syphon on May 13, 2008 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

i was beginning to wonder what it looked like

by justarebelheart on May 13, 2008 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had heard of this thing called

a “Home Run”. Never seen one till just now.

When will then be now? Soon.

by Syphon on May 13, 2008 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really can't stand Garko

f’ing Stanfurd.

Things could be worse. Suppose your errors were counted and published every day, like those of a baseball player.

by 149 on May 13, 2008 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

2 OUT WALKS...

What about Barry?
"Barry who?" Forst said, and I felt like I was in the middle of a knock-knock joke.

by KMoAsFan on May 13, 2008 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

2nd straight shit outing for Brown

both Browns are starting to play up to who they really are.

by asfaninpismobeach on May 13, 2008 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

At least Calero should be back soon.

What about Barry?
"Barry who?" Forst said, and I felt like I was in the middle of a knock-knock joke.

by KMoAsFan on May 13, 2008 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Geren shows his lack of intelligence

bringing in this gascan

There’s your next pitcher to be sent down to AAA. No place on the team for someone who accidently succeeded for awhile

Since then a home run, 3 runs and a 3 run homer.

Fucking loser

by Trainman on May 13, 2008 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

+1

Let’s all recommend this comment so it turns a pretty green!

AN 3.0's Search Function is *hawt*!

by Poppy on May 13, 2008 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn that was quick.

I’m so freaking eloquent.

pam5981: Patience is a virtue that I do not possess.
ohtobe21likehuston: But you're good at drinking and cussing. Two out of three ain't bad.

by pam5981 on May 13, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

more effective

than the A’s bullpen tonight.

Things could be worse. Suppose your errors were counted and published every day, like those of a baseball player.

by 149 on May 13, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it's 3...

I had something turn green in another thread with only 3 recs. I think.

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by Poppy on May 13, 2008 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

'tis green.

refresh.

pam5981: Patience is a virtue that I do not possess.
ohtobe21likehuston: But you're good at drinking and cussing. Two out of three ain't bad.

by pam5981 on May 13, 2008 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, but it should.

Who manually refreshes anymore?

pam5981: Patience is a virtue that I do not possess.
ohtobe21likehuston: But you're good at drinking and cussing. Two out of three ain't bad.

by pam5981 on May 13, 2008 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joe Morgan

"Hasn’t the foggiest inclination toward winning ‘tall. Hates to win. Likes to be buggered."

by Jennifer on May 13, 2008 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by Poppy on May 13, 2008 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to be green!

"Hasn’t the foggiest inclination toward winning ‘tall. Hates to win. Likes to be buggered."

by Jennifer on May 13, 2008 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions   4 recs

It's not easy.

AN 3.0's Search Function is *hawt*!

by Poppy on May 13, 2008 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

There ya go!

3 recs!

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by Poppy on May 13, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

So pretty.

pam5981: Patience is a virtue that I do not possess.
ohtobe21likehuston: But you're good at drinking and cussing. Two out of three ain't bad.

by pam5981 on May 13, 2008 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Done!

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on May 13, 2008 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nearly every time he has pitched

he has gotten behind hitters and for the most part had got lucky by getting out of it.

He is not a good pitcher currently

by Trainman on May 13, 2008 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cmon guys, there's still the ninth

Oh wait, nevermind, were rooting for the A’s

www.baseballmachine.blogspot.com

by SwishMyNish33 on May 13, 2008 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

gone to get pizza

Things could be worse. Suppose your errors were counted and published every day, like those of a baseball player.

by 149 on May 13, 2008 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Im calling it

Barton- ground out to second
Cust- Strikeout
Thomas-Pop up

by asfaninpismobeach on May 13, 2008 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Dang.

Barton is late on an 84mph fastball right down the middle.

What about Barry?
"Barry who?" Forst said, and I felt like I was in the middle of a knock-knock joke.

by KMoAsFan on May 13, 2008 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Terrible game.

pam5981: Patience is a virtue that I do not possess.
ohtobe21likehuston: But you're good at drinking and cussing. Two out of three ain't bad.

by pam5981 on May 13, 2008 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Glad I missed most of it…

by justarebelheart on May 13, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quit posting the obvious stuff so it will get recommended.

I already helped turn one of your posts green and I’m not doing it again.

Does Bobby Crosby cRoss Dress for Less?

by ohtobe21likehuston on May 13, 2008 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL.

pam5981: Patience is a virtue that I do not possess.
ohtobe21likehuston: But you're good at drinking and cussing. Two out of three ain't bad.

by pam5981 on May 13, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

That game probably sucked.

I’m glad I was only barely paying attention to it.

AN 3.0's Search Function is *hawt*!

by Poppy on May 13, 2008 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

That sucked....

Jaeger, here I come

You don't win friends with salad.

by tresselfan on May 13, 2008 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't understand.

The lack of contact against the pitchers tonight. Those guys were pretty much throwing BP all night.

What about Barry?
"Barry who?" Forst said, and I felt like I was in the middle of a knock-knock joke.

by KMoAsFan on May 13, 2008 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Basically until Thomas heats up and Barton stops trying to be a hero every at bat

we’re going to struggle against teams that don’t walk a lot of people.

by OldhamA on May 13, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Amen man

almost every guy in this lineup sucks or is slumping.

by asfaninpismobeach on May 13, 2008 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe LAA will lose

And make this night worth “it”.... whatever “it” is

Things could be worse. Suppose your errors were counted and published every day, like those of a baseball player.

by 149 on May 13, 2008 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

"Duchscherer the tough-luck loser."

NICE, Glen.

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by Poppy on May 13, 2008 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Several things need to happen

1) Suzuki out of 1 hole

2) Mike Sweeney needs to be hitting against CC Sabathia

3) We need to light up CC like we usually do

by Trainman on May 13, 2008 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Correction: Suzuki in dugout, watching Rob Bowen play

He needs a rest.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on May 13, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Ellis is hurt, you can't

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on May 13, 2008 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO 2 OUT WALKS.

What about Barry?
"Barry who?" Forst said, and I felt like I was in the middle of a knock-knock joke.

by KMoAsFan on May 13, 2008 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm less pissed losing that 4-0 than 1-0

Not that I want to encourage the bullpen to surrender 3-run HRs, but that would have been really putrid as a 1-0 loss.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on May 13, 2008 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Its funny man

its like you can feel it with this team. You can feel when they are going to suck and you can feel when they have a chance at coming back. Tonight just didnt feel like their night.

by asfaninpismobeach on May 13, 2008 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

They really didn't hit the ball all that well

Most of the good defensive plays were on little bloopers—Dellucci caught one that Murphy hit to the wall, and Cabrera made a nice stab to his right. Other than that, it was great plays on badly hit balls.

And I repeat my advice from Sunday about pitching to Thomas—pound the strike zone with fastballs until he proves he can crush them. No reason to nibble with him on reputation. Maybe it’s a slump, or maybe it’s the final downturn of a HOF career, but pitchers ought to put the burden on FT to prove it’s the former, not the latter.

If Hurt stops drawing walks and still isn’t hitting the ball hard, then it’s the end of the line for him.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on May 13, 2008 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does he consistently look "late" on the fastball? I think his timing is definitely off

but I thought he was all over the place- out in front, late, doing the Crosby dive at outside fastballs, etc.

Does Bobby Crosby cRoss Dress for Less?

by ohtobe21likehuston on May 13, 2008 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

He looks late to me, fouling a lot of pitches off or back

So much of his value right now is in his walks. If I were a pitcher I’d take that away and see if he could hit the ball.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on May 13, 2008 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I haven't had an opportunity to watch many games with full attention but that is

a bad sign, if true. Luckily we don’t have much money invested in him.

Does Bobby Crosby cRoss Dress for Less?

by ohtobe21likehuston on May 13, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gotta go to semi-work now!

AN 3.0's Search Function is *hawt*!

by Poppy on May 13, 2008 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I love unity but the yellow t-shirts in New Orleans

have made me decide not to watch the game. It’s impossible to block them out of the picture. Oh well… < looks for stupid 2-star movie>

Does Bobby Crosby cRoss Dress for Less?

by ohtobe21likehuston on May 13, 2008 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

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