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I would like to vomit

Good thing it is on clearance:

Oakland A's Rally Monkey 

I simply cannot believe that they would offer this ridiculous product for the A's or any self-respecting team for that matter (Don't worry Angels fans, you don't count). I would like to think that the other teams would prefer to let the Angels keep their stupid little toy to themselves.

Perhaps capitalism taught MLB a lesson and nobody bought these pieces of trash. I only hope that I never see one of these creations again.

Ryan A

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Forever Collectibles Oakland Athletics Team Rally Monkey
Item No: 2631755
Now: $11.97

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on May 13, 2008 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

only if it goes public

We're going to knock balls out of the country's park, for the home team, which is America. @('.')@

by monkeyball on May 13, 2008 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

AN 3.0's Search Function is *hawt*!

by Poppy on May 13, 2008 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

DO NOT WANT!

AN 3.0's Search Function is *hawt*!

by Poppy on May 13, 2008 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Isn't there a new rally elephant?

I thought I saw Lew talking about a new stomper hand puppet (EEwww, who would want to shove their had up stompers butt??!)

But maybe it’s just a toy, not rally related?

"Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take Lorraine out that he'd melt my brain." - George McFly

by GreenAndGoldFish on May 13, 2008 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

What makes something rally?

I do not know how they make them rally monkeys as opposed to un-rally monkeys. Have you ever heard of somebody buying a non-lucky rabbit’s foot? There are forces in the universe I admittedly do not understand. Thankfully, rally monkeys fall into that category.

by mr.adovnik on May 13, 2008 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beats me

I’ve never understood the rally monkey thing either. How does holding a toy/flipping your cap/waving a towel make your team play better?

I was wondering if the people who hate the monkey also hate the elephant; is it the doll=rally concept that people don’t like, or just the monkey=rally that is bad?

I guess if you want a stuffed monkey in an A’s uniform, buy one. Otherwise you’re just spending money to look like an idiot.(IMO)

"Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take Lorraine out that he'd melt my brain." - George McFly

by GreenAndGoldFish on May 13, 2008 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stripes

They also make your Dodge Dart go faster

by As Fan in the Bronx on May 14, 2008 7:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

Lew mentioned this from the booth on one of the TV broadcasts.

I don’t like it, but I don’t blame him… He probably figures it’ll draw more people than it drives away.

by gdubb925 on May 13, 2008 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can my dog clean up your vomit?

"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."

--Bilbo Baggins

by kaweahkaweah on May 13, 2008 2:58 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm filing CGV's against all y'all

We're going to knock balls out of the country's park, for the home team, which is America. @('.')@

by monkeyball on May 13, 2008 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Somebody in the organization needs to be fired.

The person responsible for those things is a bad soul.

by mikev on May 13, 2008 3:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Huh.

I thought this post was about watching the Mariner games. Turns out I was on the wrong blog.

Also:

Ours apparently is praying.

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on May 13, 2008 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

LMAO

We can unite in our hate of the rally monkey toters.

by IM4Oakgal on May 13, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not to reignite the flames...

But this is a real thing:

Came in a tiny bag. People stuck it to their chins. First 20,000 fans.

Oakland have a response?

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on May 14, 2008 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

That ain' no soul patch.

"God doesn't pay attention to your cute little hypotheticals." -- Jeff from LL

by oblique on May 14, 2008 5:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

we could do Rollie Fingers Handlebars

"The Athletics at Fremont" is noxious

by ArakSOT on May 14, 2008 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions   3 recs

+1

That would be great. This comment needs two more recs to turn green…

AN 3.0's Search Function is *hawt*!

by Poppy on May 14, 2008 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

if the comment just drops off the page

I’m going to be very concerned

"The Athletics at Fremont" is noxious

by ArakSOT on May 14, 2008 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

That picture kinda makes me feel a little sick.

I took that guy for my fantasy team with a fairly high draft pick.

by IM4Oakgal on May 14, 2008 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who remembers the "Rally Miggy" that they played on the jumbo tron?

It was Tejada in the dugout jumping up and down.

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by Man Bear Pig on May 13, 2008 11:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Im going to buy one

for An tailgate day. It will look cool hanging around my arm, plus I can ask hot chicks if they want to spank my monkey.

by asfaninpismobeach on May 14, 2008 8:09 AM PDT reply actions  

Excellent "So uncool it's cool" maneuver. I like it.

"He's a misfit. He gets along with everyone." - Reggie Jackson, describing Joe Rudi

by McFood on May 14, 2008 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

or you could just use me for your wingmanmonkey

We're going to knock balls out of the country's park, for the home team, which is America. @('.')@

by monkeyball on May 14, 2008 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Haahhhaahaha

I have had blue balls, never had blue monkey. Wait…. is a purpleheaded yougart….. nevermind

by asfaninpismobeach on May 15, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

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