I would like to vomit
Good thing it is on clearance:
I simply cannot believe that they would offer this ridiculous product for the A's or any self-respecting team for that matter (Don't worry Angels fans, you don't count). I would like to think that the other teams would prefer to let the Angels keep their stupid little toy to themselves.
Perhaps capitalism taught MLB a lesson and nobody bought these pieces of trash. I only hope that I never see one of these creations again.
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Forever Collectibles Oakland Athletics Team Rally Monkey
Item No: 2631755
Now: $11.97

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05
by xbhaskarx on May 13, 2008 2:41 PM PDT 0 recs
Monkey nickname: Ipocac
There is an A in Whimsy.
by FreeSeatUpgrade on May 13, 2008 2:47 PM PDT 0 recs
only if it goes public
We're going to knock balls out of the country's park, for the home team, which is America. @('.')@
by monkeyball on
May 13, 2008 3:06 PM PDT
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Isn't there a new rally elephant?
I thought I saw Lew talking about a new stomper hand puppet (EEwww, who would want to shove their had up stompers butt??!)
But maybe it’s just a toy, not rally related?
"Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take Lorraine out that he'd melt my brain." - George McFly
by GreenAndGoldFish on May 13, 2008 2:54 PM PDT 0 recs
What makes something rally?
I do not know how they make them rally monkeys as opposed to un-rally monkeys. Have you ever heard of somebody buying a non-lucky rabbit’s foot? There are forces in the universe I admittedly do not understand. Thankfully, rally monkeys fall into that category.
by mr.adovnik on
May 13, 2008 2:57 PM PDT
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Beats me
I’ve never understood the rally monkey thing either. How does holding a toy/flipping your cap/waving a towel make your team play better?
I was wondering if the people who hate the monkey also hate the elephant; is it the doll=rally concept that people don’t like, or just the monkey=rally that is bad?
I guess if you want a stuffed monkey in an A’s uniform, buy one. Otherwise you’re just spending money to look like an idiot.(IMO)
"Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take Lorraine out that he'd melt my brain." - George McFly
by GreenAndGoldFish on
May 13, 2008 3:07 PM PDT
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Stripes
They also make your Dodge Dart go faster
by As Fan in the Bronx on
May 14, 2008 7:49 AM PDT
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Yes
Lew mentioned this from the booth on one of the TV broadcasts.
I don’t like it, but I don’t blame him… He probably figures it’ll draw more people than it drives away.
by gdubb925 on
May 13, 2008 3:46 PM PDT
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Can my dog clean up your vomit?
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by kaweahkaweah on May 13, 2008 2:58 PM PDT 0 recs
I'm filing CGV's against all y'all
We're going to knock balls out of the country's park, for the home team, which is America. @('.')@
by monkeyball on May 13, 2008 3:06 PM PDT 0 recs
Somebody in the organization needs to be fired.
The person responsible for those things is a bad soul.
by mikev on May 13, 2008 3:17 PM PDT 0 recs
I think every team had those for a while
I think these came out 2-4 years ago…?
by gdubb925 on May 13, 2008 3:43 PM PDT 0 recs
Huh.
I thought this post was about watching the Mariner games. Turns out I was on the wrong blog.
Also: 
Ours apparently is praying.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on May 13, 2008 8:34 PM PDT 0 recs
LMAO
We can unite in our hate of the rally monkey toters.
by IM4Oakgal on
May 13, 2008 9:35 PM PDT
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Not to reignite the flames...
But this is a real thing: 
Came in a tiny bag. People stuck it to their chins. First 20,000 fans.
Oakland have a response?
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on
May 14, 2008 12:56 AM PDT
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That ain' no soul patch.
"God doesn't pay attention to your cute little hypotheticals." -- Jeff from LL
by oblique on
May 14, 2008 5:44 AM PDT
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we could do Rollie Fingers Handlebars
"The Athletics at Fremont" is noxious
by ArakSOT on
May 14, 2008 9:57 AM PDT
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+1
That would be great. This comment needs two more recs to turn green…
AN 3.0's Search Function is *hawt*!
by Poppy on
May 14, 2008 11:15 AM PDT
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why, I've never had a comment turn green before!
"The Athletics at Fremont" is noxious
by ArakSOT on
May 14, 2008 1:35 PM PDT
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Have you tried soaking it in betadine?
AN 3.0's Search Function is *hawt*!
by Poppy on
May 14, 2008 1:40 PM PDT
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if the comment just drops off the page
I’m going to be very concerned
"The Athletics at Fremont" is noxious
by ArakSOT on
May 14, 2008 1:53 PM PDT
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That picture kinda makes me feel a little sick.
I took that guy for my fantasy team with a fairly high draft pick.
by IM4Oakgal on
May 14, 2008 10:58 PM PDT
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Who remembers the "Rally Miggy" that they played on the jumbo tron?
It was Tejada in the dugout jumping up and down.
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by Man Bear Pig on May 13, 2008 11:54 PM PDT 0 recs
Im going to buy one
for An tailgate day. It will look cool hanging around my arm, plus I can ask hot chicks if they want to spank my monkey.
by asfaninpismobeach on May 14, 2008 8:09 AM PDT 0 recs
Excellent "So uncool it's cool" maneuver. I like it.
"He's a misfit. He gets along with everyone." - Reggie Jackson, describing Joe Rudi
by McFood on
May 14, 2008 9:32 AM PDT
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or you could just use me for your wingmanmonkey
We're going to knock balls out of the country's park, for the home team, which is America. @('.')@
by monkeyball on
May 14, 2008 11:05 AM PDT
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Haahhhaahaha
I have had blue balls, never had blue monkey. Wait…. is a purpleheaded yougart….. nevermind
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