A man dressed up as Darth Vader assaulted a church of Jedis  with a metal crutch in Wales.

Arwel Wynne Hughes, 27, attacked Jedi church founder Barney Jones — aka Master Jonba Hehol — with a metal crutch, hitting him on the head, prosecutors told Holyhead Magistrates' Court.

AN 3.0's awesome new search function has me reliving old times. Someone needs to bring back the GOG.

Some moron thinks that Fred Lewis and Jack Cust are better than Barry Bonds. Hey, I love Jack Cust. But I'd take Barry any day.

A woman in Malaysia woke up to find that her naked husband was, in fact, not her husband.

A JetBlue pilot made a passenger flying on a buddy ticket sit on the toilet for 3 hours, giving his seat to a flight attendant.

 When Mutlu expressed reluctance to go sit in the bathroom, the pilot, who was not named in the lawsuit, told him that "he was the pilot, that this was his plane, under his command that (Mutlu) should be grateful for being on board," the lawsuit said.

Catfish Stew has an article about what's wrong with Suzuki, Harden and Zito.

Rich Harden was sporting goofy beard-like thing he had growing on his chin. Just because he took Chad Gaudin's spot in the rotation doesn't mean he had to try to grow an ugly beard like Gaudin's. Gaudin's beard-like thing kinda suits his mug in a strange sort of way, but it just looked totally out of place on Harden's baby face.

Rad Hardin, anybody?

Dump.