DLD - 5/12/08 One sy lla ble at a time
by JediLeroy on May 12, 2008 12:24 PM PDT
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PrintI need se ven ty five words to be a ble to post a D L D. I found out that you can do one sy lla ble at a time and it counts as a se pa rate word.
I hope you do not have an A M D pro ce ssor and win dows X P S P 3 .
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Chiba Lotte lost simultaneously in the fighter plane of the Japanese ham.
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Secrets of the Angels’ laundry woman
Best sentence that doesn’t unfortunately go where you think it’s going to:
Manager Mike Scioscia is a superstitious sort whose game pants generally let Ford know the outcome from the most recent game.
Here’s the shocking thing: she has been with the team for 11 years, her work is good enough that many other teams commission her to do their alterations and sew on special patches, and she makes….. $10.70 an hour.
“And when you do things for them, you’d think, well, geez, maybe at the end of the year, at World Series time, they’d give you a quarter of a share or something,” Ford said, alluding to the playoff money the teams divide each fall. “But no.”
The candy and the baseball all night long :)
interesting...
That’s a marked contrast to a typical morning last season, when Ford was regularly stitching up holes in pants and spending countless hours trying to scrub the pine tar from shortstop Orlando Cabrera’s jersey.Which is why Ford silently approved of the winter trade that sent Cabrera to the White Sox in exchange for a pitcher, Jon Garland. All pitchers are clean, Ford said.
“I wasn’t happy to see him traded because I felt he was an outstanding player,” Ford said of Cabrera. “But in my line of work, he was very difficult.”
"Don't be an ass!" --Bill King
MLB continues its innovative quest ...
... to figure out new ways to rip off fans who actually go to games. (Original vomit-inducing corporatist crap article from the Padres.)
We're going to knock balls out of the country's park, for the home team, which is America. @('.')@
Reminds me a lot of vertig0's experience
with the cell phone e-ticket option the A’s put out last year. Yes, you can buy a ticket online which displays on your cell phone. Unfortunately, none of the A’s ticket-taking employees had ever heard of it, and all lacked the equipment to scan it, so your “convenient” paperless ticket ends up forcing you into the slowest, most obscure ticket line possible. A reality you discover only after waiting in several other long lines first.
Paying more for a worse experience is the new way of things. Call it “the Full Selig.”
There is an A in Whimsy.
by FreeSeatUpgrade on May 12, 2008 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I was trawling for you on Friday to no avail ...
... so I’ll repost (excising my paranoiac/caffeine-deprived speculation):
Lew Wolff: impotent small businessman, buffeted by market forces beyond his control or reckoning
From Slusser’s A’s Notes:
The A’s success hasn’t translated at the box office. The A’s are averaging below 20,000 per game, 26th out of 30 teams, and that’s including two crowds of more than 40,000 at the Tokyo Dome."It’s very rough," Wolff said. "We never filled up for the playoff games two years ago, and we didn’t pick up any season tickets the next year. People wonder why we can’t keep our free agents, but where were they when we were that close to the World Series? We have a ballpark issue and we’re the second team in a two-team market. It drives me crazy, but I don’t know what to do besides working on getting a new, modern ballpark. Billy and the guys on the team deserve better attendance for the product they put on the field."
We're going to knock balls out of the country's park, for the home team, which is America. @('.')@
I've said this before, but
when Magowan et al bought the Giants the first thing they did was to make Candlestick nicer. They ditched the chainlink outfield fence, added green facades, improved the concessions and generally made the place feel a bit more like a ballpark. At the time Magowan said something to the effect of:
“We need a new stadium. Everyone knows this, and we’re trying our best, but in the meantime it’s stupid to keep complaining about what a shit hole our current park is. We owe it to our fans to provide them a great baseball experience right now. Yes, we’ll try to make it better with a new venue, but until then you’ll never hear me put down our current home and the fans who so loyally support our team there.”Lew Wolff can’t even conceptualize any words on the subject other than complaints, veiled threats, and more complaints.
There is an A in Whimsy.
by FreeSeatUpgrade on May 12, 2008 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Better yet
Lower the prices for a place they claim isn’t that good. Really. They don’t draw at one price, based on supply & demand, you’d expect they’d lower their prices. Do they? Nope, raised them yet again. Is it on par with the league, probably, but is it a good idea to bring more fans to park, nope.
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I agree
I was surprised by the $2 price for tickets vs Baltimore May 8th. There was little promotion of the low price, and only 15,300 attended. The “green tarps” seemed like a good idea at the time they went in, but they give that psychological effect of “this place is so bad, it’s best to tarp it off.” The “all you can eat” area looked sparsely occupied.
In my humble opinion…no matter WHO (alameda county, or Oaklandathleticsbaseballclub, someone has to take it upon themselves to
paint
the
concrete
white
All the gray concrete is gloomy, cheap-looking, and “ware-house-like”.
If the A’s simply get the white paint on the place, the attendance goes up 200K, I’d wager. Esp. if you add “group promotions” at cheap prices (e.g. $1 per seat, group of ten, and they all have to show up..no “empties” or the price goes to $8 per seat.)
"I never predict anything, and I never will." Paul Gascoigne, English footballer
by One won lost won on May 12, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
They must pay the Padres' director of guest services $10.70 an hour too
The candy and the baseball all night long :)
by Englishmajor on May 12, 2008 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Sal over at The Hardball Times
“Regression to the mean is the statistical equivalent of a wet blanket.” is sig worthy, imo
"The Athletics at Fremont" is noxious
I'm still morbidly disappointed that no one likes my ...
“Dialectical materialists always regress to the means of production”
We're going to knock balls out of the country's park, for the home team, which is America. @('.')@
"morbidly"??
so… the end is near.
No one likes Marxist jokes any more. It’s like “leisure suit” jokes…too 1970s.
"I never predict anything, and I never will." Paul Gascoigne, English footballer
by One won lost won on May 12, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
MLB All-time All-scandal Team
"Evidently, a large number of people said, 'We really need more vermin at the ballpark, Artie.'" - Nick (AN), 10/7/07
and nice of them
to find a picture of Ty Cobb while he was with the A’s. It isn’t like he played for another team for 15-20 years or so…
"Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it?"-Steve McCatty
Re: LoDuca
...tawdry tales of him playing slap and tickle on the side with a pair of 19-year olds.
This is a bad thing?
It's Rhodes Scholar Night at the Coliseum tonight.
I want to see a cage match between Buzz Bissinger and ...
We're going to knock balls out of the country's park, for the home team, which is America. @('.')@
This is disappointing
Fallon is succeeding Conan O’Brien as the host of NBC’s “Late Night” sometime in the middle of next year. NBC on Monday made official a plan that’s been talked about since 2003, when a network executive first broached the idea of doing a talk show with the former “Saturday Night Live” star.
stat-addled alien overlord
Craig Ferguson will always be my frisky little pony.
"Hasn’t the foggiest inclination toward winning ‘tall. Hates to win. Likes to be buggered."
at least, Craig is funny
Foolsh, the most insane regular poster on AN since oaktoon left - salb
by FoolshGame22 on May 12, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I like Craig
but he uses the same jokes every single night . I still have watched his last 6 shows though. Maybe if I wait a couple days the jokes wil change.
You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
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stat-addled alien overlord
It IS a beautiful thing.
I was messing around with it yesterday and it worked great.
pam5981: Patience is a virtue that I do not possess.
ohtobe21likehuston: But you're good at drinking and cussing. Two out of three ain't bad.
Wait, what?!
How did this not merit a whole fAnPoSt of its own… or a front page story?!
HALLEFREAKINLUJAH!!!If only I’d known a few hours ago, I wouldn’t have had to use google to find (with much difficulty) Laptop In the Bathroom for McFood…
I have [null set] to say.
That is hilarious.
pam5981: Patience is a virtue that I do not possess.
ohtobe21likehuston: But you're good at drinking and cussing. Two out of three ain't bad.
Also,
Blue Oyster Cult parody in the middle of the tapir obsession. The tapir meme was one of my faves.
stat-addled alien overlord
It works! My God, it works!
And I can finally prove that I made Hezbollahpalooza comment which some skeptics questioned.
There is an A in Whimsy.
by FreeSeatUpgrade on May 12, 2008 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions
you forgot the most important one:
The search results will also retrieve a LOLcat or motivational poster relevant to the search term you enter.
A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05
that's a bug
I’m logging a ticket
I'm one of the guys that built the new SB Nation
by Trei Brundrett on May 12, 2008 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions
just want to say
much of what we built into search was based on feedback y’all gave us here at AN early on – so many thanks
hope y’all like it
I'm one of the guys that built the new SB Nation
by Trei Brundrett on May 12, 2008 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Oy vay.
And I thought I was impatient.
pam5981: Patience is a virtue that I do not possess.
ohtobe21likehuston: But you're good at drinking and cussing. Two out of three ain't bad.
clockwerks and co. would have been patients if had gone on much longer
The A's colors are green and gold.
Yes, it really, really works!
For kicks I decided to find a moment from a game thread (towards the end of 2005) when I asked Blez to get me a pizza because I was hungry. The discussion deteriorated from there. It took about 5 seconds to do the search and find the comment.
Yay AN 3.0!!
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
At 27.0 years, Oakland has the youngest pitching in the league.
With a .700 defensive efficiency, the A’s are the sixth best defense in the AL.
Oakland it playing as the most pitcher-friendly park in the AL in 2008.
At 24-15, the A’s have the best Pythagorean record in the league.
Oakland pitchers have racked up the second most strikeouts in the AL.
The A’s have drawn the most walks in the league, and the the gap between Oakland and the number two team is bigger than the gap between the number two and the number 7 team.
Oakland has had by far the clutchest bullpen, with 3.05 WPA. Number two: Tampa bay at 2.33.
By RZR, Oakland has by far the best defensive infield in the AL.
stat-addled alien overlord
The bafroom!
"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."
--Bilbo Baggins
by kaweahkaweah on May 12, 2008 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Mark Ellis leads all of Major League Baseball
in fielding Win Shares.
As good as he was last year, this year he’s bettered it. He’s on pace for one of the great fielding seasons of all time.
This is why I think re-signing him would be a good idea—even if his glove declines, it’s got a long, long way to go before it becomes a liability.
Your 2008 Athletics: It's Nothing Personal.
+1
also, as a fan, I really really like rooting for the Lovely Smoothness
stat-addled alien overlord
A friend told me this weekend her ex-boyfriend naired his privates.
Seriously.
"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."
--Bilbo Baggins
by kaweahkaweah on May 12, 2008 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait...
How does she know about her ex-boyfriend’s privates?
Or are you saying the ex naired when he was still current, in which case maybe that’s why he’s an ex?
formerly known as mdl
The latter :-)
"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."
--Bilbo Baggins
by kaweahkaweah on May 12, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions
ironically, yesterday's bonehead play
was by Ellis, when Suzuki threw to the empty space behind second, and Kinsler went to third (and scored later). Ellis owned up to the non-coverage. I was guessing it was Ellis who failed to cover, as I watched him on the replay. He didn’t look at Crosby, he just gave enormous body-language statement that said, “DAMmit!!! Whutthefluckwas I..DOING!!!
“
Everyone agrees he is the best 2nd baseman the A’s have seen in a long, long time (Dick Green? 1970s). Fosse suggests they sign him “to a fifty year contract” because of his baseball smarts.
"I never predict anything, and I never will." Paul Gascoigne, English footballer
by One won lost won on May 12, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Everyone knows fielding stats are, while useful, quirky
Guys who rate highly in one system will rate badly in another, seemingly with no pattern. A player’s results will vary wildly from year to year.
And yet every fielding system I have seen, virtually without exception, that is based on objective data has Ellis way out in front of everyone else. It’s amazing. He’s so far out in front of the pack that even the extreme random fluctuations of fielding stats can barely close the gap under the most charitable of circumstances.
Your 2008 Athletics: It's Nothing Personal.
Is the fact that the A's pitching so good, and the A's not scoring at home, contribute to the
park factor?
by theblackpearl on May 12, 2008 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Park factors compare every team’s output in a given park to the output of that same team in other parks.
They don’t involve any comparison of one team to another. The park factor is just the weighted average of a bunch of individual ratios produced by different teams in a given park.
Your 2008 Athletics: It's Nothing Personal.
Park factors are subject to skewed results
due to weather and day/night breakdowns. As the weather warms up (and if the ratio of day to night games gets higher) the Coliseum will become a less extreme pitcher’s park. I’d also imagine that the horrible football-season condition of the field itself would tend to increase runs a bit in August and September.
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
It depends on whose park factors you're using
the simplistic ones, which ESPN used to use, not sure if they’re improved it, actually do get skewed if the home team is very good / bad at pitching / hitting.
ZIPS: Milledge: 466 HR, 485 2B, 2282 hits, 278-379-524
This year's park factor is not very relevant one way or another
(except that we should trade all of our hitters to GMs who only look at OPS+)
The A's colors are green and gold.
hmmm...Oakland and Tampa Bay...
didn’t I pick them to win their divisions? Oh, yes, I did…
Foolsh, the most insane regular poster on AN since oaktoon left - salb
by FoolshGame22 on May 12, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
JediLeroy? JediLeroy!
I can’t hear you! You FanPost keeps breaking up!
"[Moneyball] is huge [in Japan], I guess, so I'm like a David Hasselhoff type or something..." -- Billy Beane
by FormerHuntsvilleStar on May 12, 2008 3:44 PM PDT reply actions
goose attacks dog
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OStX_wrWGg
i would embed the video but sbnation will now allow it (my new campaign now that the search function is fixed).
A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05
sorry
you’re all out of feature request tickets
no video embed for you
I'm one of the guys that built the new SB Nation
by Trei Brundrett on May 12, 2008 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions
... one year!
We're going to knock balls out of the country's park, for the home team, which is America. @('.')@
bill o'reilly flips out
http://my.break.com/content/view.aspx?ContentID=501822
it still won’t let me embed!
A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05
since this is the daily link dump...
giant 6ft cow that is as big as a small elephant
A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05
The cow must be Norwegian
From the article:
“Despite his grand stature, Chilli only grazes on grass during the day and enjoys the occasional swede as a treat.”
(In this case, I assume that “swede” is an anglicism for “rutabaga”—but that is still one f*ing huge bovine. It looks like a Frisian rhinoceros).
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
And come to think of it
“That cow must be Norwegian” would be a good name for some Camper Van Beethoven bootleg compilation.
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Even if that cow is 6' tall
That puts that dude/chick at like 4’ flat.
Believe me, if we disagree it is you that is wrong.
by methodrampage on May 13, 2008 7:41 AM PDT up reply actions
I had no idea
that Jorge Velandia was still in baseball.
Also, the solution to your problems scoring runs is that Marco Scutaro should DH? Hmmm…
I’m glad that Cleveland is throwing Cliff Lee in this game. That guy has always killed the A’s, even when he hasn’t had a sub-1.00 ERA.
Too weird
I’ve now seen two unassisted triple plays (of the total of 14 that have happened in the history of baseball). I saw the Randy Velarde play live at the Coli and Cabrera’s tonight via Extra Innings. Still haven’t seen a perfecto or no-hitter though…
Sorry to rain on your parade, but
The Velarde play was at Yankee Stadium.
There is an A in Whimsy.
by FreeSeatUpgrade on May 12, 2008 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
This is pissing me off
I was thinking that double header would screw up their bullpen (although that seems to never wind up mattering, yesterday excepted), but now their working on a second complete game. I blame Shannon Stewart for the Jays horrible offense. It must be pretty rare to get shut out in a double header.
The A's colors are green and gold.
I hope that Gutierrez catch to end the 9th
propels this game to 18 innings. It has been a terrific old-time pitchers’ duel with some great defense.
Oh man
Cuddyer just had a ball hit to him in RF right to him. It went into his glove, popped out, bounced (twice!) on the top of his head, and then dropped back into his glove.
The A's colors are green and gold.
Destined to be replayed for many, many years.
I laughed a good four or five times at it already.
pam5981: Patience is a virtue that I do not possess.
ohtobe21likehuston: But you're good at drinking and cussing. Two out of three ain't bad.
I am no longer so nervous about Nick Adenhart
Go You White Sox
by As Fan in the Bronx on May 12, 2008 7:32 PM PDT reply actions
Unfortunately, Buerle sucks
So, bring on Bonds! Or, not... then, bring back Langerhans!! -One won lost one
by baseballgirl on May 12, 2008 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Cabrera and Uribe with back to back defensive screw ups
so let’s bring up Vlad with two men on.
On second thought, let’s not.
Well
More like “Well-off but not quite rich yet, and perhaps now dissatisfied with his life situation and reflective upon the fact that money can’t buy happiness” Jose Lopez.
Your 2008 Athletics: It's Nothing Personal.
Vancouver MoneyPuck
New Canucks GM to rebuild team A’s-style.
Well, it can’t be worse than they were last year.
"The Mind is a Terrible Thing to Taste" -Al Jourgensen
The Giants are winning a game that Zito is pitching!
Only the fifth inning, but still…..
The candy and the baseball all night long :)
It looks to me like Swisher has changed his batting stance,
but I can’t put my finger on what it is.
The A's colors are green and gold.
Garland and O. Cabrera are waging a thrilling suck competition this year
The A's colors are green and gold.
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