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I need my [deleted] Johnson!

Bye-bye, Dan Johnson?: Tuesday night was very possibly Dan Johnson's last in an A's uniform. The team must make room on both the 25-man roster and the 40-man roster for tonight's starter, Greg Smith, and Johnson appears to be the most expendable. He has only one at-bat this season, and the A's have Barton at first base and Mike Sweeney and Jack Cust available to DH. Johnson is out of options and there's a good chance he would be claimed on waivers (the Giants are among those in the market for a first baseman). The A's can send him down only if he clears waivers, a process that takes three business days.

Will Rich Harden roll on Shabbos?

The subscapularis strain is the latest setback for the hard throwing right-hander who has been placed on the disabled list five times over the past three seasons. This current injury, though, doesn't appear as serious as those in previous years and Harden says he will start on Saturday against the Indians.

"I was wanting to pitch today, but they wanted me to take an extra couple of days," said Harden, who made just four starts for the Athletics in 2007 because of a strained right shoulder. "[We'll] push it back. There's not much I can do about it except get ready for Saturday."

You're entering a world of pain, son.

Davis, who will undergo surgery to remove his cancerous thyroid Thursday, said good-bye for a month or more with six strong innings, a pump of his fist, a tight-lipped nod of his head and a wave of his cap.

The bums will always lose!

ESPN's Skip Bayless called Detroit's performance two days ago the worst in the history of Sunday Night Baseball.

Lord. You can imagine where it goes from here.

Mustard will never be the same.

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This is the first image that comes up

when I Google Image "scapularis", so I think the problem is clear. Rich is spending too much time brushing his hair. Solution: Women of AN will be deputized to travel with him to attend to his grooming needs.

The candy and the baseball all night long: )

by Englishmajor on Apr 9, 2008 9:44 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OK, but don't let Rich reciprocate

This muscle helps you [...] hug someone

And what did we do once we discovered a rift in the fourth dimension? We launched a monkey into it. @('.')@

by monkeyball on Apr 9, 2008 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I will take your leftover sympathy.

That exact motion absolutely kills when I do it.

Ow ow ow ow ow.

"God doesn't pay attention to your cute little hypotheticals." -- Jeff from LL

by oblique on Apr 9, 2008 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I believe you have the wrong username

You need to change it to "rotatorcuff".

Your 2008 Athletics: It's Nothing Personal.

by PaulThomas on Apr 9, 2008 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Was that sympathy?

"God doesn't pay attention to your cute little hypotheticals." -- Jeff from LL

by oblique on Apr 9, 2008 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's one incredible armpit rash

I am Ray Fosse's man crushes for Clay Wood and Jason Kendall.

by franks a lot on Apr 9, 2008 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

great massage therapy link

That article seems to describe Rich to a T.

And what did we do once we discovered a rift in the fourth dimension? We launched a monkey into it. @('.')@

by monkeyball on Apr 9, 2008 9:46 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I do like ol' Johnson's moxie*:

"There's really nothing I can say. If it happens, it happens. I'm a big boy, I'll keep going. ... I still think you haven't seen the best of me yet."

I just wish he could hit better.

* in this sense: "The ability to face difficulty with spirit and courage" and without racial or ethnic connotations.

The meaning of life is not so much 'found,' as it is 'made.' --Opus

by The Dogfather on Apr 9, 2008 10:00 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I wish Dan the Best

seems like a good guy.

Tech question. Is there any way to download archived A's radio broadcasts to an ipod?

Sweating the small stuff

by SportySpice on Apr 9, 2008 10:22 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Big Lebowski

is the funniest movie EVER!! (one of the funniest at least)

President of the Brent Gates Fan Club

by SoCal As Fan on Apr 9, 2008 10:39 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

"Drinkin' a beer, ridin' a mower on the highway."

And what did we do once we discovered a rift in the fourth dimension? We launched a monkey into it. @('.')@

by monkeyball on Apr 9, 2008 10:42 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

just gets better and better

"My wife said, if I didn't get her another beer, she was gonna stab me in the face."

And what did we do once we discovered a rift in the fourth dimension? We launched a monkey into it. @('.')@

by monkeyball on Apr 9, 2008 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

"I mow my rights!"

"Not in your wildest alcoholic nightmare would you ever imagines such events unfolding!" Bill King

by Buck Turgidson on Apr 9, 2008 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is it illegal to cut grass!

I must say the pepper spray seemed a tad excessive.

Sweating the small stuff

by SportySpice on Apr 9, 2008 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can't watch that vid now

But the quote brings to mind one of my favorite movies of the last 10 years (Innocent films I can recommend to my parents Division), directed by David Lynch, of all people. The Straight Story.

There is an A in Whimsy.

by FreeSeatUpgrade on Apr 9, 2008 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Also one of my favorites.

The A's colors are green and gold.

by mikeA on Apr 9, 2008 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was a good one

He got the mess tased outof him. I wonder if his wife did stab in when he got out of jail.

"I hurt people I'm a dick" Garry TA

by Crapper Jon on Apr 10, 2008 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Baseball physics

CNet video article... features clips with several A's players (looks to be very recent, as the CSN banner is visible in the background).

It was pretty light on the physics. The most informative part of the piece was when Lenny DiNardo was talking about how he adjusts finger pressure and spin to get different action on his pitches.

I think it could have been done much better. For example, for the sweet spot, something like this would've been much cooler.

by calgbear on Apr 9, 2008 10:55 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I wonder if they'd consider sending denorfia down instead of johnson. they want cust, m sweeney & barton in the lineup at the same time forcing cust to the outfield meaning the leftover playing time could be split between brown, r sweeney, buck & johnson. denorfia gets regular playing time, johnson pairs up with one other person for the bench role and the decision on him can wait since chavey will be moved to the 60 day DL

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by DMOAS on Apr 9, 2008 11:25 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Denorfia

Denorifa is looking more and more like the 4th/5th Outfielder of the Now & Future: I've been really, really impressed w/ Ryan Sweeney - Offensively and Defensively. And, I'd rather see other players get AB's in Sacramento.

by Colorado Fan on Apr 9, 2008 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That could work but

DJ is too slow and not a good enough defender. I can't imagine him playing outfield in a pinch but i could see CD playing 1B if the situation came up. If the A's really wanted to keep DJ they would have given him a few more at-bats. They were just holding on to him hoping the Giants would get desperate and trade for him.

A's all the way in 08 . . . oh never mind!

by micdog2001 on Apr 9, 2008 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Am I the only one

who would rather see Denorfia in the lineup than Sweeney?

The guy is essentially a second hitting coach on this team. He's a DH-type, so he's not going to have trade value (unlike Brown, who could be a bench bat for the right contender), and thus there's little reason to invest at-bats in him. And I really don't care about the phantasmagorian illusion of competitiveness for this season. I'd rather see the team establish its outfield of the future, and that means finding out what the guys are capable of.

Your 2008 Athletics: It's Nothing Personal.

by PaulThomas on Apr 9, 2008 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Too many Sweeneys

To clarify, I mean Mike Sweeney. I would prefer an outfield of Buck, Denorfia and Ryan Sweeney.

Your 2008 Athletics: It's Nothing Personal.

by PaulThomas on Apr 9, 2008 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

While I agree for the most part

the only reason why i would suggest what i did was to delay the johnson decision. it's never good to be forced into making final player decisions which is what's happening to Beane & Co. with these injuries. Sending denorfia down, at least temporarily, gives them more time to make that decision. This assumes that they haven't already decided they're not getting anything so they're just going to dump him.

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by DMOAS on Apr 9, 2008 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

BTW

I just saw "Fight Club" for the 1st time last night. trippy movie man. it probably didn't help that I was watching it at 4 in the morning.

A's all the way in 08 . . . oh never mind!

by micdog2001 on Apr 9, 2008 11:42 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Are you shitting me Trent Johnson?

You get kicked out of a tournament game, your star twins leave and you jump ship?

Enjoy coaching basketball at a football school you freaking chump.

Bring back Hammer.

by OaktownPower on Apr 9, 2008 11:56 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

From the Merc article, it kinda implies that there was some foot dragging on the part of Stanfurd's AD to get Johnson an extension...

Wonder what might have happened had this occurred last week (pre-Monty to the Bears)...

by calgbear on Apr 9, 2008 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

what a rollercoaster of a week for us Stanford fans

High highs and low lows.

"Don't be an ass!" --Bill King

by batgirl on Apr 9, 2008 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Once, just once...

... I would like to see a Stanford basketball team step up and play their best in the biggest of moments. It hasn't happened since the final four against Kentucky in '98 and I'm beginning to wonder if it will ever happen again...

Sigh, and now Johnson is leaving, which means the program will tread water for another four years while Monty picks Kal up out of the dumpster

by RickeySteals on Apr 9, 2008 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

this really is frustrating

I don't know if Montgomery would have come back to Stanford, but maybe he would have. It's not as if he left on bad terms. Ugh, I hate to even think about it.

I'm proud of the women, though. They really got steamrolled last nite, but they made the tourney so fun and they seem like such a good bunch of ladies, I'm proud to have them represent Stanford.

"Don't be an ass!" --Bill King

by batgirl on Apr 9, 2008 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Definitely proud of the women...

...and I'm glad they finally got the final-four monkey off their back. I was just hoping that if they went down, they would go down in an epic battle. It just feels like we never lose in the tournament (men's or women's) just because we weren't good enough - we always seem to go down (in part) because we have a bad day...

If the job had been there, Monty would have absolutely come back. He was already employed at the athletic dept and he was around all the time - hell, I even saw him at the football games.

by RickeySteals on Apr 9, 2008 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes, the more you talk about Monty

the more I just want to barf.

"Don't be an ass!" --Bill King

by batgirl on Apr 9, 2008 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm just going to close my eyes and pretend that everything bad that's happened over the last week was just a dream, and when I wake up... it will all be better

by RickeySteals on Apr 9, 2008 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Be careful

Bobby Ewing may end up in your shower.

"Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it?"-Steve McCatty

by 5Aces on Apr 9, 2008 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, come now

Already forgotten the Marquette game, have we?

Yeesh.

Your 2008 Athletics: It's Nothing Personal.

by PaulThomas on Apr 9, 2008 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Marquette game was step 1...

and it was absolutely awesome...

but ... then came the Texas game. Texas beat us soundly - but were they really the better team? I'd argue that there is no way to know, considering just how poorly we played...

by RickeySteals on Apr 9, 2008 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If Stanford doesn't play a great second half/OT against Marquette,

there is no Texas game.

There's no way you can argue that the Marquette game was not "stepping up big in the biggest of moments." Particularly when you consider how underseeded Marquette was.

Your 2008 Athletics: It's Nothing Personal.

by PaulThomas on Apr 9, 2008 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Agreed....

I was at the game and I can tell you for sure those Marquette guards were damn good. That was a VERY solid team.

Texas was a bad matchup...but that game was still tied with 12 mins to go. Gotta be proud of their run in the tourney and their whole season.

Bring back Hammer.

by OaktownPower on Apr 9, 2008 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am absolutely proud

And they did step up against Marquette (well, Brook did for sure). That was an incredible game.

I'm just saying I'd rather they have them lose to Texas because they just weren't good enough. Instead I believe they lost because they had some rather uncharacteristically bad stretches of ball in that game. They stepped up against Marquette, but then the moment got bigger and they weren't able to pull out their "A" game...

by RickeySteals on Apr 9, 2008 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's inevitable though

When you are a good team, the odds are good that most of the games you lose will be because you didn't play very well.

Stanford lost 8 games this season, and the last two UCLA losses are really the only two that you could argue they actually played well in.

Your 2008 Athletics: It's Nothing Personal.

by PaulThomas on Apr 9, 2008 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fair point...

Its just that its been 10 years since we've bounced out of the tournament on a well-played game (although I guess you could argue that Maryland in the Elite 8 also qualifies).

by RickeySteals on Apr 9, 2008 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

FWIW

Jay Bilas:

Best Games: The best game I saw all year was the Stanford-Marquette game in the second round of the NCAA tournament. The game that was the most fun to watch was the Drake-Western Kentucky game, because the kids were shooting from everywhere on the floor and it was a real shootout.

Link

Your 2008 Athletics: It's Nothing Personal.

by PaulThomas on Apr 9, 2008 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Less than two weeks

from the Sweet 16 to a complete rebuilding job.

I'm not sure I've ever seen a program collapse this quickly.

Your 2008 Athletics: It's Nothing Personal.

by PaulThomas on Apr 9, 2008 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So true....

They really are in deep next year.....

The Pac 10 is wild right now. Love and Collison gone in Westwood, Bayless gone in Tucson, Both Lopezes gone and surely OJM will be gone for SC.

Bring back Hammer.

by OaktownPower on Apr 9, 2008 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, it could easily go from the best conference to the worst

(of the Big Six, obviously) next year.

Assuming the expected players leave for the draft, the NCAA tournament teams from this year will be returning a combined total of 14 starters out of 30. UCLA and AZ will be back, but WSU, Stanford, Oregon are all facing major rebuilds.

Your 2008 Athletics: It's Nothing Personal.

by PaulThomas on Apr 9, 2008 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sigh...

... it pains me to admit this, but if Anderson stays, Monty will have Cal looking pretty good. Arizona State is also on the way up...

by RickeySteals on Apr 9, 2008 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gonna be weird....

I love Montgomery.....but at Cal? ugh

Bring back Hammer.

by OaktownPower on Apr 9, 2008 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Doesn't pain me

I'm not a Stanford alum, just a local fan.

However, I don't think Anderson is going to stay. He's likely to get picked in the first round, and he's not likely to rise much beyond where he is now.

Your 2008 Athletics: It's Nothing Personal.

by PaulThomas on Apr 9, 2008 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I believe the correct question is,

"Are you shitting me Bob Bowlsby?"

Given that Stanford is an unequivocally better job than LSU as a basketball program, it's pretty obvious that LSU was offering a lot more money.

Your 2008 Athletics: It's Nothing Personal.

by PaulThomas on Apr 9, 2008 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That is all I can come up with too...

I guess it depends how much more money.....because the Stanford job is clearly better. Makes me wonder if Stanford was all that upset that he was leaving.

Bring back Hammer.

by OaktownPower on Apr 9, 2008 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It certainly seems like they weren't, huh?

I mean, this makes the school look absolutely pathetic. You have the conference Coach of the Year, and you lose him to a worse conference and a far worse program, a football school to boot? Seriously?

Pardon the expression, but how far up your ass does your head have to be to let that happen? It's not like Stanford doesn't have the money.

Your 2008 Athletics: It's Nothing Personal.

by PaulThomas on Apr 9, 2008 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It is a principle thing...

... at least to the university. They won't get into an arms race with coaching salaries as they don't want it to seem like they're putting athletics above academics. It could be considered noble or asinine, depending on your perspective.

by RickeySteals on Apr 9, 2008 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

How about "dumb"?

"Stupid"?

"Penny-wise, pound-foolish"?

Your 2008 Athletics: It's Nothing Personal.

by PaulThomas on Apr 9, 2008 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I won't argue with you...

That's just they way they operate. At some point they may change, but I don't see it happening any time soon...

by RickeySteals on Apr 9, 2008 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Think the ejection

might have lingered in the minds of some of the Stanford higher-ups?? Makes me wonder.

Bring back Hammer.

by OaktownPower on Apr 9, 2008 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seems like a stretch...

Especially considering how tame it was... if he had tossed a chair or something maybe...

by RickeySteals on Apr 9, 2008 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just thinking out loud....

Relatively tame yes....Really stupid? Also yes.

Bring back Hammer.

by OaktownPower on Apr 9, 2008 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Very confusing...

Stanford's rep is that they won't pay the big bucks... but everyone knows that going in. Johnson (who was an assistant there before) should've known it better than most. And yet he still made several statements about wanting to stay at Stanford indefinitely...

It has to be something beyond just money - although if he's leaving because Bowlsby was a week late in coming up with a contract extension offer (Bowlsby might've been distracted by the other basketball team on campus), he really ought to have his head checked...

by RickeySteals on Apr 9, 2008 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Washington DC—Access of Evil

Just as I suspected all along. The Washington Post reports on the nefarious 217 year-old plan to use the street layout of Washington DC as a mechanism to usher in Satan as the master of the terrestrial plane.

David Bay (was) speaking by phone from Lexington, S.C., where as director of Cutting Edge Ministries he has long asserted that Washington's streets are positioned to usher in Lucifer as "the ultimate master of Government Center."

"You will need to have your maps of Washington, D.C., opened in front of you as we proceed," reads a treatise on the subject posted on Bay's Internet site.

Using Dupont and Logan circles as northern points, Bay instructs, you can trace various interlocking streets to form a demonic pentagram, one that bores directly into 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

Other satanic hot spots cited by believers include the U.S. Capitol and the Washington Monument. The latter was described by Bay, the South Carolina author, as a filthy, phallic and satanic homage to the god Baal.


Visual proof helpfully furnished by boingboing:

There is an A in Whimsy.

by FreeSeatUpgrade on Apr 9, 2008 1:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

By the way, WTF is up with html in posts?

I couldn't make the above look right without using the link and image buttons. My usual "type in the HTML codes" method failed on both link and image, though it succeeded on the blockquote. This wasn't the case whenever I last posted a link or picture.

AN 3.0: more work for less payoff.

There is an A in Whimsy.

by FreeSeatUpgrade on Apr 9, 2008 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Same.

I used to be able (I'm talking about on AN 3.0 here) to type <"img src="URL"> and get it to work. It didn't work in the DLD I made today but did last time. It would show up as: <"http://"> today.

"Hi, I need to... uh... determination..."

by Jennifer on Apr 9, 2008 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm there.

"Hi, I need to... uh... determination..."

by Jennifer on Apr 9, 2008 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That should be...

I already had mine set as HTML.

"Hi, I need to... uh... determination..."

by Jennifer on Apr 9, 2008 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Having trouble for a few days with the lack of bolded "new" comments to threads in general.

/using Firefox.

The meaning of life is not so much 'found,' as it is 'made.' --Opus

by The Dogfather on Apr 9, 2008 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Test: Greg Smith

The A's colors are green and gold.

by mikeA on Apr 9, 2008 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

works for me...

The A's colors are green and gold.

by mikeA on Apr 9, 2008 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think you're thinking of Brett Anderson

who has also been described as pudgy.

Smith is definitely the most svelte of the pitchers the A's got for Haren.

Your 2008 Athletics: It's Nothing Personal.

by PaulThomas on Apr 9, 2008 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Cutting Edge" Ministries? Hah -- he's a few years late in That prediction.

Uh oh. Maybe I meant 16?

The meaning of life is not so much 'found,' as it is 'made.' --Opus

by The Dogfather on Apr 9, 2008 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

occult connection to the A's?

And while Masons served as architects to the White House, Capitol, Supreme Court and Washington Monument, the suggestion their leaders worked with Satan is "absolute nonsense," said Akram Elias, Grand Master of the Masons of D.C.

Akram Elias?

Obviously an anagram for ... "Mark E. alias."

And what did we do once we discovered a rift in the fourth dimension? We launched a monkey into it. @('.')@

by monkeyball on Apr 9, 2008 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That rabbit's dynamite!

And what did we do once we discovered a rift in the fourth dimension? We launched a monkey into it. @('.')@

by monkeyball on Apr 9, 2008 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Napoli grand slam

4-0 Angels in the 2nd.

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by HigherPie on Apr 9, 2008 1:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Now 6-4 Angels in the 6th.

Be nice for them to lose, us to win, and hang out in first place if only for a day.

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by HigherPie on Apr 9, 2008 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Since rocketgirl isn't using it any more,

I'll carry a DJ tribute sigline.

"Huston, you're hot!'' said first baseman Dan Johnson, dressed as a bottle of mustard.

by Poppy on Apr 9, 2008 2:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

High score: 85

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by HigherPie on Apr 9, 2008 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I miss Pinch Hitter

might have to go back to it this evening.

by pam5981 on Apr 9, 2008 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL -- I still play!

Broke 52000 last week...

So far only 40 on this one though.

"God doesn't pay attention to your cute little hypotheticals." -- Jeff from LL

by oblique on Apr 9, 2008 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just got 75

But methinks the boss would not like me playing this game at work.

by pam5981 on Apr 9, 2008 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm at home sick today

which is my excuse both for why I'm playing, and for why I can't seem to break 60...

"God doesn't pay attention to your cute little hypotheticals." -- Jeff from LL

by oblique on Apr 9, 2008 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

100.

Back to working now....

"God doesn't pay attention to your cute little hypotheticals." -- Jeff from LL

by oblique on Apr 9, 2008 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

Rythmic gymnastics reminds me of Shannon Stewart throwing.

stat-addled alien overlord

by salb918 on Apr 9, 2008 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

QOTM

And it's almost worth sending an email about.

by colin on Apr 10, 2008 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shit, who knew email could be so effing strenuous.

"Huston, you're hot!'' said first baseman Dan Johnson, dressed as a bottle of mustard.

by Poppy on Apr 10, 2008 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I heart Julia Child

They really should change the food channel so that it doesn't suck.

The A's colors are green and gold.

by mikeA on Apr 9, 2008 2:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I can't comment on this without incurring a CGV.

And what did we do once we discovered a rift in the fourth dimension? We launched a monkey into it. @('.')@

by monkeyball on Apr 9, 2008 2:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

1-14?

Man, watching the Yankee SS hit is gonna be torture.

The A's colors are green and gold.

by mikeA on Apr 9, 2008 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Harden now says he..

doesnt think he can pitch on Sat, From rotoworld.com

When will then be now? Soon.

by Syphon on Apr 9, 2008 3:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Real f'n shocker

Rich Harden doesn't think he'll be ready to start Saturday after playing catch Wednesday. Harden said the strain is under his arm on his right side and that he still feels it when he throws

Bring back Hammer.

by OaktownPower on Apr 9, 2008 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fits the annual pattern....

next thing you know, it's DL-15...then DL-60...then it's "out for the season."

by arch on Apr 9, 2008 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

his problems in 2007 and 2006 may also have been caused by the flights to and from Japan

And what did we do once we discovered a rift in the fourth dimension? We launched a monkey into it. @('.')@

by monkeyball on Apr 9, 2008 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

or maybe....

he was swinging his new samurai swords too much?

by arch on Apr 9, 2008 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

now so far, we have what appears to me to be a series of victimless crimes.

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Apr 9, 2008 4:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

username impersonation bug?!?

And what did we do once we discovered a rift in the fourth dimension? We launched a monkey into it. @('.')@

by monkeyball on Apr 9, 2008 5:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

that's Bat%20%20Guano

And what did we do once we discovered a rift in the fourth dimension? We launched a monkey into it. @('.')@

by monkeyball on Apr 10, 2008 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jeff angry = very hot

"Hi, I need to... uh... determination..."

by Jennifer on Apr 9, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

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