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I'm Waiting for AN

I was really jonesing last night.

Original lyrics here .

 

 

Star-divide

I'm waiting for AN

Hitting "reload" again and again.

Surf down to Twinkie Town , watch bottom-5

Feel sick and dirty, more dead than alive.

I'm waiting for AN.

 

Hey A's fan, what you doing in our  Town ?

Hey A's fan, you trollin' our threads around?

Oh, pardon me sir, it's furthest from my mind

I'm just looking for some NRAFs of mine.

I'm waiting for AN.

 

Here it comes, it's dressed in Green and Gold

A big baseball, that looks like a globe.

No game thread up, cuz it's always late

First thing you learn is that you always have to wait

I'm waiting for AN.

 

Next morning's game wrap, read what baseballgirl says,

Comments all yellow, but you don't care

Hit z or c-x, get your sweet taste

Then you gotta split before the workday's just a  waste

I'm waiting for AN.

 

Baby don't you holler, darlin' don't you ball and shout

I'm feeling good, you know I'm gonna work it on out

I'm feeling good, I'm feeling oh so fine,

'Til my DSL goes down and I can't get online

I'm waiting for AN.

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Bravo

Finally, a lyric re-write of a song I know.

"Evidently, a large number of people said, 'We really need more vermin at the ballpark, Artie.'" - Nick (AN), 10/7/07

by doctorK on Apr 24, 2008 8:33 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

And what did we do once we discovered a rift in the fourth dimension? We launched a monkey into it. @('.')@

by monkeyball on Apr 24, 2008 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ayy-yayyyyy Ennnnnnn, be the death of me

Ayyy-yayyyyy…..Ennnnnnnn, it’s my wife, and it’s my life

There is an A in Whimsy.

by FreeSeatUpgrade on Apr 24, 2008 9:05 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nick

To be honest, we purposely had the network go down for seven hours yesterday to inspire this kind of brilliance ;-)

by Tyler Bleszinski on Apr 24, 2008 9:12 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

nico sucks!

Wait…

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Apr 24, 2008 1:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Thursday Morning

[Original lyrics here.]

[Youtube clip here.]

Thursday morning
Tried my log-in
It’s just that faceless SBN Obama guy
Big Hurt signing
Thursday morning
It’s just a wast of time to close and reload
Watch out the servers have gone down
Where’s Blez and clockwerks—who can we call?
There’s nothing at all

Thursday morning
DL comes calling
I’ve got a feeling I don’t want to know
Shins a-splinting
Thursday morning
It’s all the sprints Buck ran, not so long ago
Watch out the servers have gone down
Where’s Blez and clockwerks—who can we call?
There’s nothing at all

Thursday morning
Thursday morning
Thursday morning

And what did we do once we discovered a rift in the fourth dimension? We launched a monkey into it. @('.')@

by monkeyball on Apr 24, 2008 1:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

With you, me, and FSU

we could do the whole album!

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Apr 25, 2008 5:40 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you'll need nico to do femme fatale...

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Apr 25, 2008 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I had been thinking of doing that as "Homme Fatale," about Harden

And what did we do once we discovered a rift in the fourth dimension? We launched a monkey into it. @('.')@

by monkeyball on Apr 25, 2008 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

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