I was really jonesing last night.

Original lyrics here .

I'm waiting for AN

Hitting "reload" again and again.

Surf down to Twinkie Town , watch bottom-5

Feel sick and dirty, more dead than alive.

I'm waiting for AN.

Hey A's fan, what you doing in our  Town ?

Hey A's fan, you trollin' our threads around?

Oh, pardon me sir, it's furthest from my mind

I'm just looking for some NRAFs of mine.

I'm waiting for AN.

Here it comes, it's dressed in Green and Gold

A big baseball, that looks like a globe.

No game thread up, cuz it's always late

First thing you learn is that you always have to wait

I'm waiting for AN.

Next morning's game wrap, read what baseballgirl says,

Comments all yellow, but you don't care

Hit z or c-x, get your sweet taste

Then you gotta split before the workday's just a  waste

I'm waiting for AN.

Baby don't you holler, darlin' don't you ball and shout

I'm feeling good, you know I'm gonna work it on out

I'm feeling good, I'm feeling oh so fine,

'Til my DSL goes down and I can't get online

I'm waiting for AN.