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Open Thread: Game 21 - A's vs. Twins (cont.)

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Email has DELETED the deficit! Suddenly, it's 4-3 A's after 6 innings following Brown's two-run HR.

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That is a quality pun!

The A's colors are green and gold.

by mikeA on Apr 22, 2008 8:44 PM PDT   0 recs

I always liked Roadhouse Blues myself...

"Well, I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, doctor, and I'm happy to state that I've finally won out over it." -- Elwood P. Dowd (Jimmy Stewart), "Harvey"

by Derwood13 on Apr 22, 2008 8:47 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Mother- I'm going to kill you.

"Derek Lowe is an ass."
-ohtobe21likehuston

by ohtobe21likehuston on Apr 22, 2008 8:49 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

No.

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by HigherPie on Apr 22, 2008 8:45 PM PDT   0 recs

Oh, come on...

The A's colors are green and gold.

by mikeA on Apr 22, 2008 8:45 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

77 pitches through 3.1

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by HigherPie on Apr 22, 2008 8:46 PM PDT   0 recs

6.1

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by HigherPie on Apr 22, 2008 8:46 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Mmmm...Kugel and Lamb. Sounds like a seder!

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Apr 22, 2008 8:46 PM PDT   0 recs

Sounds like my bed last night

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Apr 22, 2008 8:47 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Oof.

I’m going back to the old thread.

"God doesn't pay attention to your cute little hypotheticals." -- Jeff from LL

by oblique on Apr 22, 2008 8:46 PM PDT   0 recs

Son of a biatch

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by HigherPie on Apr 22, 2008 8:46 PM PDT   0 recs

Craig Fucking Monroe

That’s his name, right?

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Apr 22, 2008 8:47 PM PDT   0 recs

Why don't you google that phrase and find out?

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Apr 22, 2008 8:48 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

You are not wrong.

"Hasn’t the foggiest inclination toward winning ‘tall. Hates to win. Likes to be buggered."

by Jennifer on Apr 22, 2008 8:54 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

oof

The A's colors are green and gold.

by mikeA on Apr 22, 2008 8:47 PM PDT   0 recs

Monroe feasting

He better not hit for the cycle on our guys

by asfaninpismobeach on Apr 22, 2008 8:48 PM PDT   0 recs

BAD thread. Very, VERY bad thread

You stop that right now.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Apr 22, 2008 8:48 PM PDT   0 recs

Bad thread mojo.

"Hasn’t the foggiest inclination toward winning ‘tall. Hates to win. Likes to be buggered."

by Jennifer on Apr 22, 2008 8:48 PM PDT   0 recs

There are no bad threads, just bad people on threads.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Apr 22, 2008 8:48 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Who wants a PB&J?

"Hasn’t the foggiest inclination toward winning ‘tall. Hates to win. Likes to be buggered."

by Jennifer on Apr 22, 2008 8:48 PM PDT   0 recs

Me

"God doesn't pay attention to your cute little hypotheticals." -- Jeff from LL

by oblique on Apr 22, 2008 8:49 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Did you know that 95% of people

make a PB&J sandwich by putting the peanut butter on first?

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Apr 22, 2008 8:49 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

They yell "Small Sample Size!!!" until they're not hungry any more

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Apr 22, 2008 8:51 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

before the bread?

And what did we do once we discovered a rift in the fourth dimension? We launched a monkey into it. @('.')@

by monkeyball on Apr 22, 2008 8:50 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Duh.

It’s not a jelly and peanut butter sandwich.

"Hasn’t the foggiest inclination toward winning ‘tall. Hates to win. Likes to be buggered."

by Jennifer on Apr 22, 2008 8:50 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I'd rather somePB get in the jelly jar

than the other way around.

But sometimes I use 2 knives if I’m feeling especially ADD.

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by HigherPie on Apr 22, 2008 8:50 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Feeling especially what?

Sorry – something shiny went by and I—

Woah, cool shirt!

Huh?

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Apr 22, 2008 8:52 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Did I say ADD?

I meant OCD. That was my ADD talking.

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by HigherPie on Apr 22, 2008 8:52 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

what kind of bread?

The A's colors are green and gold.

by mikeA on Apr 22, 2008 8:49 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I'm out of bread.

"Hasn’t the foggiest inclination toward winning ‘tall. Hates to win. Likes to be buggered."

by Jennifer on Apr 22, 2008 8:50 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

You have lettuce?

"God doesn't pay attention to your cute little hypotheticals." -- Jeff from LL

by oblique on Apr 22, 2008 8:50 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

No

I have carrots.

"Hasn’t the foggiest inclination toward winning ‘tall. Hates to win. Likes to be buggered."

by Jennifer on Apr 22, 2008 8:52 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

ants-on-a-log?

The A's colors are green and gold.

by mikeA on Apr 22, 2008 8:51 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

No celery.

I think I need to make to trip to the store.

"Hasn’t the foggiest inclination toward winning ‘tall. Hates to win. Likes to be buggered."

by Jennifer on Apr 22, 2008 8:54 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

You can use matzoh

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Apr 22, 2008 8:51 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I just had the most unbelievable meal. I had Beef Tenderloin Au Poivre,

3 glasses of Coppola wine, escargo, crabcakes and some kind of fancy toasted bread with cheese on top. Oh… a wonderful salad too. Thank goodness I didn’t pay the bill cuz it was about $500.00!!

"Derek Lowe is an ass."
-ohtobe21likehuston

by ohtobe21likehuston on Apr 22, 2008 8:52 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I hope you don't call up esCarGo too soon

And what did we do once we discovered a rift in the fourth dimension? We launched a monkey into it. @('.')@

by monkeyball on Apr 22, 2008 8:53 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Bitch.

"Hasn’t the foggiest inclination toward winning ‘tall. Hates to win. Likes to be buggered."

by Jennifer on Apr 22, 2008 8:53 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Don'

The A's colors are green and gold.

by mikeA on Apr 22, 2008 8:54 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

't worry

I’m pretty sure George Lucas poisons all the Coppola wine.

The A's colors are green and gold.

by mikeA on Apr 22, 2008 8:55 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

< dies >

"Derek Lowe is an ass."
-ohtobe21likehuston

by ohtobe21likehuston on Apr 22, 2008 8:58 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Did you ever decide if you were going to Texas?

"Hasn’t the foggiest inclination toward winning ‘tall. Hates to win. Likes to be buggered."

by Jennifer on Apr 22, 2008 8:59 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

No. I was promoted at work and they have me flying

all over the damn place. It’s pretty ‘iffy” at this point and that pisses me off because I’m not used to having PLANS all the time.

"Derek Lowe is an ass."
-ohtobe21likehuston

by ohtobe21likehuston on Apr 22, 2008 9:00 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

BOOO!

"Hasn’t the foggiest inclination toward winning ‘tall. Hates to win. Likes to be buggered."

by Jennifer on Apr 22, 2008 9:01 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I'm so upset that the Royals series is during the week

this year. I’ll be there but it stinks to spend that many vacation days. I also am heading to Oakland later in the summer.

"Derek Lowe is an ass."
-ohtobe21likehuston

by ohtobe21likehuston on Apr 22, 2008 9:02 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

They promoted you to pilot?

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Apr 22, 2008 9:01 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Now that would be a cool promotion.

"Derek Lowe is an ass."
-ohtobe21likehuston

by ohtobe21likehuston on Apr 22, 2008 9:04 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Sometime in the 80s

George also started directing FFC’s movies.

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by HigherPie on Apr 22, 2008 8:59 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

lol

The A's colors are green and gold.

by mikeA on Apr 22, 2008 9:00 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Just the BJ

Will be fine

You've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?- Dirty Harry

by drumber on Apr 22, 2008 9:22 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Time for the pen

fatso falling apart

by Trainman on Apr 22, 2008 8:48 PM PDT   0 recs

Don't you talk about our ACE...

"Derek Lowe is an ass."
-ohtobe21likehuston

by ohtobe21likehuston on Apr 22, 2008 8:52 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I blame Emil Brown for the Monroe HR

And what did we do once we discovered a rift in the fourth dimension? We launched a monkey into it. @('.')@

by monkeyball on Apr 22, 2008 8:49 PM PDT   0 recs

Emil Brown is so clutch he makes Monroe HR

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Apr 22, 2008 8:50 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I blame Jack H.

His play has sucked so far this year

by asfaninpismobeach on Apr 22, 2008 8:50 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I really thought the weather was going to stop that HR

right until it went out…

The A's colors are green and gold.

by mikeA on Apr 22, 2008 8:50 PM PDT   0 recs

Wasn't it time to throw at Monroe??

Monroe was 9-for-13 versus Blanton.
Now, he’s 10-for-14, last hit a home run!!

Puthimonhisassin the mud!

"I never predict anything, and I never will." Paul Gascoigne, English footballer

by One won lost won on Apr 22, 2008 8:53 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

No

time to get the MF out!

by MobiusKlein on Apr 22, 2008 8:55 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Embree warming. geeez and with two HR's

already in this game.

alaska A

by ak_A on Apr 22, 2008 8:52 PM PDT   0 recs

I think at some point

I said the A’s should get Monroe, and I think that was probably stupid, but damn…

The A's colors are green and gold.

by mikeA on Apr 22, 2008 8:52 PM PDT   0 recs

I think I said it right after an epic 11 pitch battle

against Tim Hudson that ended with a HR. Of course that was quite a few years ago.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Apr 22, 2008 8:53 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Damnit

Leave for 10 minutes and now look what happened.

The kings remain missing, so they're playing with Eric Chavez Bobbleheads. "Chavvy does have six Gold Gloves," Brown explained. "That's good enough to be king."

by pam5981 on Apr 22, 2008 8:53 PM PDT   0 recs

Uh, no.

Damnit does not = potty mouth.

SRY.

The kings remain missing, so they're playing with Eric Chavez Bobbleheads. "Chavvy does have six Gold Gloves," Brown explained. "That's good enough to be king."

by pam5981 on Apr 22, 2008 8:54 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Way to go.

"God doesn't pay attention to your cute little hypotheticals." -- Jeff from LL

by oblique on Apr 22, 2008 9:00 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Way to not keep the Original Game Thread going.

The kings remain missing, so they're playing with Eric Chavez Bobbleheads. "Chavvy does have six Gold Gloves," Brown explained. "That's good enough to be king."

by pam5981 on Apr 22, 2008 9:01 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

There were too many other people in there.

I thought maybe their presence negated the new thread mojo.

It was a complicated situation.

"God doesn't pay attention to your cute little hypotheticals." -- Jeff from LL

by oblique on Apr 22, 2008 9:02 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

This guy is a mf'n cheater. I bet Canseco

knows him pretty well.

"Derek Lowe is an ass."
-ohtobe21likehuston

by ohtobe21likehuston on Apr 22, 2008 8:55 PM PDT   0 recs

Potty mouth from Barton there...

The A's colors are green and gold.

by mikeA on Apr 22, 2008 8:58 PM PDT   0 recs

Hope he didn't say "damnit"

WaddellCanseco’s mom would not be pleased.

The kings remain missing, so they're playing with Eric Chavez Bobbl