In honor of the A's 4-0 road record to start 2008...

Players for sale or rent
Team rebuilds, gets prospects
No Danny, Kots, or Nick
We sure miss ol' Scooter's hits
Ah, but three weeks in the desert groom
Some new kids who might be true
We're a team of means by no means
Kings of the road

Third boxscore, late night plane
Destination: Cleveland games
Can you hear those road fan boos?
Against CC we can't lose!
We smoke 9 runs and bat around
Then the crowd don't make a sound
We're a team of means by no means
Kings of the road

We get every clutch out in every game
All of the starters, tossing good frames
Our offense can score runs and we have found
that even Bobby Crosby is coming around

Players for sale or rent
Team rebuilds, gets prospects
No Danny, Kots, or Nick
We sure miss ol' Scooter's hits
Ah, but three weeks in the desert groom
Some new kids who might be true
We're a team of means by no means
Kings of the road

[In the video, this song starts at about 3:15, before that is some banter between Roger and Johnny that I found entertaining]