The Congratulations, Jennifer! Party
by ArakSOT on Mar 7, 2008 8:05 AM PST
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As you may or may not already know, recently AN's most beloved member, Jennifer, posted her 20,000 comment. In honor of her monumental achievement, I'd like to share with you a few of my favorite Jennifer things.
[Note by monkeyball, 03/07/08 9:25 AM PST ]
I think we need to move this party onto the front page. Jennifer has been a really important contributor to shaping AN from its inception.
ArakSOT, not so much. But sometimes history touches down at unlikely locations. ;)
[Note by Nico: Who's Jennifer?]
Like this, for example, my favorite Jennifer Diary. I mean FanPost™©®, sorry.
And my favorite Jennifer arts & crafts project.
From my personal vault, my favorite Jennifer Game Day Thread exchange.
I was also going to post some of my favorite Jennifer comments but, alas, they're not as easy to find as they used to be. Perhaps you can help out by sharing some of your favorite Jennifer things.
Hope to see you at the party! It's BYOB.
C O N G R A T U L A T I O N S, J E N N I F E R !
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For all the world to see
In a world with its priorities straight this would be in the Louvre.
There is an A in Whimsy.
by FreeSeatUpgrade on Mar 7, 2008 8:50 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
LMAO
Oh my god, where would I start? I heart Jennifer...
My current favorite Jennifer thing:
Saint Mark
(Don't worry, that's not an actual religious artifact.)
"If I have to be remembered because of *statistics*, then I did something wrong along the way." ~ Brett Favre
that really needs a sound effect with it
I wasn't thinking about anything. I'll have to try to do that more often. @('.')@
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
come to think of it, it's hard to figure out what letters might go with a noise like that. I practiced several times and came up with different letters each time. Hmmm.
"Don't be an ass!" --Bill King
I hear A, and think there needs to be some H and W...
Like hhhwAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAnnnnt!
"If I have to be remembered because of *statistics*, then I did something wrong along the way." ~ Brett Favre
[Cues Howard Dean]
There is an A in Whimsy.
by FreeSeatUpgrade on Mar 7, 2008 11:36 AM PST up reply actions
Every time I see that picture
I debate with myself whether the perfect manicure or the crest on the blazer is the detail that makes it completely awesome.
by Englishmajor on Mar 7, 2008 12:06 PM PST up reply actions
the Reese's Cup solution
She sewed the crest herself with her freshly manicured nails.
I wasn't thinking about anything. I'll have to try to do that more often. @('.')@
what was that article about?
link?
A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05
More of Jennifer's BobbleVillage aKsHuN:
For Brad Halsey (remember him?):
And the BobbleVillage group therapy session.
"If I have to be remembered because of *statistics*, then I did something wrong along the way." ~ Brett Favre
I might have to get a new tat
on my rump in honor of the accomplishment.
Seriously though, Jennifer has a special place in my heart. She is the stuff of AN legend.
My question is, what happened to Sharon/zonk? We need her for the other portion of our Duchschererererer tat.
by Tyler Bleszinski on Mar 7, 2008 10:03 AM PST reply actions
It looks like Sharon hasn't "claimed her name" for AN3 yet... :(
"If I have to be remembered because of *statistics*, then I did something wrong along the way." ~ Brett Favre
I actually haven't seen her around for quite a while
by Tyler Bleszinski on Mar 7, 2008 10:11 AM PST up reply actions
She showed up briefly during the
2006 ALCS, and I haven't seen her since. Probably watching "The Lake House."
stat-addled alien overlord
Don't look back
someone might be gaining on you:
Monkeyball - 228 posts, 19345 comments
Nico - 771 posts, 19868 comments
"Tomorrow it may rain." - Leo Durocher
I promise never to catch up.
And that's probably best for the community.
More than just ANtics: http://www.louisgray.com/live/
Oh, I don't know...
I think a few thousand more ANtics would be cool...
"If I have to be remembered because of *statistics*, then I did something wrong along the way." ~ Brett Favre
zonis and devo
should be right up there as well.
by sf drift king on Mar 10, 2008 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I wondered why she was counting down
I was hoping she'd explode thinking she was going to stop posting at 0.
I'm rooting for Buck to be a star, and if all it takes the cost of a drink, then it's worth it. -Salb918
Reasons I visit AN
1. Jennifer
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38. FreeSeatUpgrade DLDs
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399. Links to weird news stories
400. Baseball-related news or discussion
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812. oaktoon
stat-addled alien overlord
Defacto DLD?
I'm rooting for Buck to be a star, and if all it takes the cost of a drink, then it's worth it. -Salb918
Another magical thing about Jennifer!
She (and anyone under her personal force field) can move much faster than all the objects around them!
LOL!
What I am saying at that EXACT moment:
"Uh, ... do you know this person taking our picture?"
Huh. I have the same shirt on today as I do in that photo. And that was taken shortly before I put on three sweatshirts and a blanket.
Missing from the scene: The guy sitting in front of us talking about Sloe Uncomfortable Sex on the Rocks.
No, no, no...
Not Sex, Screw. Get your vulgarity on...
"If I have to be remembered because of *statistics*, then I did something wrong along the way." ~ Brett Favre
it does look like one of those Hal Riney SF bus-shelter ads
I wasn't thinking about anything. I'll have to try to do that more often. @('.')@
DLD
a's links from BP
Is Moneyball Dead?
Keith Lieppman Interview, Part 1
A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05
wha' happen?
So, I promoted this to the front page ... then added a [NOTE], which kicked it off the front page. Then I re-promoted it, and it re-appeared on the front page -- and now it's reverted back to ordinary recommended-FanPost status.
WTF?
I wasn't thinking about anything. I'll have to try to do that more often. @('.')@
I blame Nico
He added a note after yours. It sounds like there's some automatic demotion bug.
"Tomorrow it may rain." - Leo Durocher
how many options does this FanPost have left?
Will we have to break its arm in order to disable it for the rest of the season to preserve our flexibility?
I wasn't thinking about anything. I'll have to try to do that more often. @('.')@
Weird that I saw this sign yesterday:
"wither fair monkeyball?" ~fsu
by LAXile on Mar 7, 2008 2:45 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
Wow - still, before I panic
I'll wait to see what the Second Baptist Church says. Y'know, small sample size and such.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
hahahahahahahhahahahahaha
President of the Joey Devine fan club as of 1/15/08. Accepting applications for other positions. "He has no equivalent." -Paul DePodesta on Jeremy Brown
Favorite post
From what I remember A's had been thrashed and Macha said "blah blah bla..no one likes a whipping"
Jennifers posted:
......nobody likes a whipping
A'hem
Any similarity between my spelling and that deemed correct, is pureley accidental.
Jennifer is a groovy chick...
and that's why I dig her.
"He's a misfit. He gets along with everyone." - Reggie Jackson, describing Joe Rudi
Jennifer this, Jennifer that,
I'm NOT jealous or anything but OMIGOD, I MEAN HAVE YOU SEEN HER HAIR?????
Me neither.
-Cindi
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Belated congrats to You Jennifer. One of my favorite times posting with Miss J. was in a game thread. We were talking about the passing of Tammy Faye Baker and Jennifer seemed pretty sad about it. I asked her teasingly if she had been close with Tammy and she replied something like " Yes, she taught me to do my makeup." Really cracked me up.
You are so funny Jennifer.. I just love your sense of humor.
Would there be Assnation
without Jennifer?
BTW, what has happened to Assnation?
ZIPS: Milledge: 466 HR, 485 2B, 2282 hits, 278-379-524
Blez and clockwerks are tweaking the technical details of AssNation 3.0
The AssPosts seem to be working fine, but there are some glitches in the AssShots.
I wasn't thinking about anything. I'll have to try to do that more often. @('.')@
Are those glitches, or holes?
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
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