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The Congratulations, Jennifer! Party

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! HOOOOOO!

 

As you may or may not already know, recently AN's most beloved member, Jennifer, posted her 20,000 comment. In honor of her monumental achievement, I'd like to share with you a few of my favorite Jennifer things.


[Note by monkeyball, 03/07/08 9:25 AM PST ]
I think we need to move this party onto the front page. Jennifer has been a really important contributor to shaping AN from its inception.
ArakSOT, not so much. But sometimes history touches down at unlikely locations. ;)

 [Note by Nico: Who's Jennifer?]

Star-divide

Like this, for example, my favorite Jennifer Diary. I mean FanPost™©®, sorry.

And my favorite Jennifer arts & crafts project.

From my personal vault, my favorite Jennifer Game Day Thread exchange.

I was also going to post some of my favorite Jennifer comments but, alas, they're not as easy to find as they used to be. Perhaps you can help out by sharing some of your favorite Jennifer things.

Hope to see you at the party! It's BYOB.

C O N G R A T U L A T I O N S,  J E N N I F E R !

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HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

20,006!

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

"The Athletics at Fremont" is malodorous

by ArakSOT on Mar 7, 2008 9:48 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

For all the world to see

In a world with its priorities straight this would be in the Louvre.

There is an A in Whimsy.

by FreeSeatUpgrade on Mar 7, 2008 8:50 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

Glitterlicious.

Do the basement tenants get non-generic bread today?

So it goes.

by jeepers on Mar 7, 2008 8:57 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

LMAO

Oh my god, where would I start? I heart Jennifer...

My current favorite Jennifer thing:

Saint Mark


(Don't worry, that's not an actual religious artifact.)

"If I have to be remembered because of *statistics*, then I did something wrong along the way." ~ Brett Favre

by Poppy on Mar 7, 2008 9:37 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

LOL!

It looks like he's getting ready to punch her!

"If I have to be remembered because of *statistics*, then I did something wrong along the way." ~ Brett Favre

by Poppy on Mar 7, 2008 9:58 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

woo hoo

Congrats, Jennifer!

crazy airhorn lady

"Don't be an ass!" --Bill King

by batgirl on Mar 7, 2008 9:51 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

that really needs a sound effect with it

I wasn't thinking about anything. I'll have to try to do that more often. @('.')@

by monkeyball on Mar 7, 2008 10:38 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

come to think of it, it's hard to figure out what letters might go with a noise like that. I practiced several times and came up with different letters each time. Hmmm.

"Don't be an ass!" --Bill King

by batgirl on Mar 7, 2008 11:00 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I hear A, and think there needs to be some H and W...

Like hhhwAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAnnnnt!

"If I have to be remembered because of *statistics*, then I did something wrong along the way." ~ Brett Favre

by Poppy on Mar 7, 2008 11:07 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Every time I see that picture

I debate with myself whether the perfect manicure or the crest on the blazer is the detail that makes it completely awesome.

by Englishmajor on Mar 7, 2008 12:06 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

the Reese's Cup solution

She sewed the crest herself with her freshly manicured nails.

I wasn't thinking about anything. I'll have to try to do that more often. @('.')@

by monkeyball on Mar 7, 2008 12:08 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

If only we could see her shoes!

"Don't be an ass!" --Bill King

by batgirl on Mar 7, 2008 12:19 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

what was that article about?

link?

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Mar 7, 2008 2:13 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Panther

I wasn't thinking about anything. I'll have to try to do that more often. @('.')@

by monkeyball on Mar 7, 2008 3:27 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, I know

cough

I wasn't thinking about anything. I'll have to try to do that more often. @('.')@

by monkeyball on Mar 7, 2008 5:09 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

More of Jennifer's BobbleVillage aKsHuN:

For Brad Halsey (remember him?):


And the BobbleVillage group therapy session.

"If I have to be remembered because of *statistics*, then I did something wrong along the way." ~ Brett Favre

by Poppy on Mar 7, 2008 9:57 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

I might have to get a new tat

on my rump in honor of the accomplishment.

Seriously though, Jennifer has a special place in my heart. She is the stuff of AN legend.

My question is, what happened to Sharon/zonk? We need her for the other portion of our Duchschererererer tat.

by Tyler Bleszinski on Mar 7, 2008 10:03 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

It looks like Sharon hasn't "claimed her name" for AN3 yet... :(

"If I have to be remembered because of *statistics*, then I did something wrong along the way." ~ Brett Favre

by Poppy on Mar 7, 2008 10:05 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Don't look back

someone might be gaining on you:
Monkeyball - 228 posts, 19345 comments
Nico - 771 posts, 19868 comments

"Tomorrow it may rain." - Leo Durocher

by andeux on Mar 7, 2008 10:12 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

I promise never to catch up.

And that's probably best for the community.

More than just ANtics: http://www.louisgray.com/live/

by louismg on Mar 7, 2008 10:22 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, I don't know...

I think a few thousand more ANtics would be cool...

"If I have to be remembered because of *statistics*, then I did something wrong along the way." ~ Brett Favre

by Poppy on Mar 7, 2008 10:27 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

zonis and devo

should be right up there as well.

by sf drift king on Mar 10, 2008 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wondered why she was counting down

I was hoping she'd explode thinking she was going to stop posting at 0.

I'm rooting for Buck to be a star, and if all it takes the cost of a drink, then it's worth it. -Salb918

by JediLeroy on Mar 7, 2008 10:20 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Reasons I visit AN

1. Jennifer
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38. FreeSeatUpgrade DLDs
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399. Links to weird news stories
400. Baseball-related news or discussion

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812. oaktoon

stat-addled alien overlord

by salb918 on Mar 7, 2008 10:24 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Defacto DLD?

I'm rooting for Buck to be a star, and if all it takes the cost of a drink, then it's worth it. -Salb918

by JediLeroy on Mar 7, 2008 10:29 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Another magical thing about Jennifer!

She (and anyone under her personal force field) can move much faster than all the objects around them!

by Englishmajor on Mar 7, 2008 10:32 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

bwahaha!

"Do you know that woman over there?"
"I don't think so..."
"Are you sure? I think she just took a picture."
"#%&!."

"If I have to be remembered because of *statistics*, then I did something wrong along the way." ~ Brett Favre

by Poppy on Mar 7, 2008 10:38 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

LOL!

What I am saying at that EXACT moment:

"Uh, ... do you know this person taking our picture?"

Huh. I have the same shirt on today as I do in that photo. And that was taken shortly before I put on three sweatshirts and a blanket.

Missing from the scene: The guy sitting in front of us talking about Sloe Uncomfortable Sex on the Rocks.

by Jennifer on Mar 7, 2008 10:45 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

No, no, no...

Not Sex, Screw. Get your vulgarity on...

"If I have to be remembered because of *statistics*, then I did something wrong along the way." ~ Brett Favre

by Poppy on Mar 7, 2008 11:04 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Woo!

The A's colors are green and gold.

by mikeA on Mar 7, 2008 10:39 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

DLD

a's links from BP

Is Moneyball Dead?

Keith Lieppman Interview, Part 1

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Mar 7, 2008 11:55 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

wha' happen?

So, I promoted this to the front page ... then added a [NOTE], which kicked it off the front page. Then I re-promoted it, and it re-appeared on the front page -- and now it's reverted back to ordinary recommended-FanPost status.

WTF?

I wasn't thinking about anything. I'll have to try to do that more often. @('.')@

by monkeyball on Mar 7, 2008 12:10 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Jennifer isn't beloved by ANv3?

"The Athletics at Fremont" is malodorous

by ArakSOT on Mar 7, 2008 12:32 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Who is?

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Mar 7, 2008 12:42 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I blame Nico

He added a note after yours. It sounds like there's some automatic demotion bug.

"Tomorrow it may rain." - Leo Durocher

by andeux on Mar 7, 2008 12:43 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

how many options does this FanPost have left?

Will we have to break its arm in order to disable it for the rest of the season to preserve our flexibility?

I wasn't thinking about anything. I'll have to try to do that more often. @('.')@

by monkeyball on Mar 7, 2008 12:59 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Wow - still, before I panic

I'll wait to see what the Second Baptist Church says. Y'know, small sample size and such.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Mar 7, 2008 4:48 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

hahahahahahahhahahahahaha

President of the Joey Devine fan club as of 1/15/08. Accepting applications for other positions. "He has no equivalent." -Paul DePodesta on Jeremy Brown

by flipgatey3 on Mar 8, 2008 1:32 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Raise a toast!

Sue Kiger says, "That chick from Missouri effin' ROCKS!!"

by Soaker on Mar 7, 2008 3:54 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Favorite post

From what I remember A's had been thrashed and Macha said "blah blah bla..no one likes a whipping"
Jennifers posted:
......nobody likes a whipping
A'hem

Any similarity between my spelling and that deemed correct, is pureley accidental.

by Dalesman on Mar 9, 2008 6:25 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Jennifer is a groovy chick...

and that's why I dig her.

"He's a misfit. He gets along with everyone." - Reggie Jackson, describing Joe Rudi

by McFood on Mar 9, 2008 9:05 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Jennifer this, Jennifer that,

I'm NOT jealous or anything but OMIGOD, I MEAN HAVE YOU SEEN HER HAIR?????

Me neither.

-Cindi

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Mar 9, 2008 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

A 20K+ run?

She's Jennifuego!

Cactus

by Ice Cream on Mar 9, 2008 12:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Belated congrats to You Jennifer. One of my favorite times posting with Miss J. was in a game thread. We were talking about the passing of Tammy Faye Baker and Jennifer seemed pretty sad about it. I asked her teasingly if she had been close with Tammy and she replied something like " Yes, she taught me to do my makeup." Really cracked me up.
You are so funny Jennifer.. I just love your sense of humor.

by IM4Oakgal on Mar 9, 2008 9:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Would there be Assnation

without Jennifer?

BTW, what has happened to Assnation?

ZIPS: Milledge: 466 HR, 485 2B, 2282 hits, 278-379-524

by rfloh on Mar 11, 2008 6:51 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Blez and clockwerks are tweaking the technical details of AssNation 3.0

The AssPosts seem to be working fine, but there are some glitches in the AssShots.

I wasn't thinking about anything. I'll have to try to do that more often. @('.')@

by monkeyball on Mar 11, 2008 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Are those glitches, or holes?

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Mar 11, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

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