3/26/08 DLD: A winning dump

For those keeping track of the various indignities heaped on the A's this week during this massively pro-Boston event, the Oakland flag in center field fell from the stadium ceiling during the game and had to be picked up and carried away.At least it was only the flag and not Rich Harden. Also from that article:
Andrew Brown was feeling better on Wednesday after abdominal discomfort the previous two days required him to be tested for appendicitis. Brown wasn't available to pitch on Tuesday night, but he was good to go Wednesday, though he joked that the team charter after the game might have to be diverted to Hawaii if it turns out he actually does have appendicitis.That is not something to joke about.
- Lookout Landing made the transition to 2.0 last night. Updates!
1. Avatars are optional. I know y'all had planned a big revolution where everyone would show their solidarity by opting out of an avatar. Well, consider this new feature the ultimate black armband. Now you can go to Edit Settings and flip 'Display member avatars / profile images?' to 'No'.HELP! I'm having problems with Preview and Save. Preview: the popup screen says my popups are blocked. They aren't. Then it eats my text. Save: Page is unavailable, then it eats my text. Results: I'm pissed.
2. Wide layout option. Inspired (somewhat) by the Microsoft Paint artwork you posted in the threads that cried out for us to stop wasting space, we decided to provide a layout option with a wider version of the main content area. Now, in the menu box, you can click the two links/icons to flip back and forth between the wide and narrow options. I'm sure many of you will want to utilize the wide version that is optimized for large monitors and higher resolutions.
- Do they even try? Oakland A's beat Boston Red Sox 4-1 in Tokyo
- Cute message on kitten's fur
The fur on this kitten, born Sunday in Sacramento, California, seems to spell out "I (heart) (dot)." That's especially cute because the kitten's mother is named Dottie.That's not cute. This is cute:
- Via BBTF, Statistically Speaking: Seidman: Open Letter to ‘Baseball Tonight’
Will Leitch’s (Deadspin.com) book God Save the Fan touches on issues like this and it really resonated with me. In it, he discusses how Kruk admitted on a radio station that some of the opinions are fake and pre-determined. I mean, that says it right there. This is a show designed to benefit viewers and we are left with pre-determined opinions that analysts do not truly agree with and analysis that features health as its key proponent.
- Finally, I'd like to give the AN crew a collective pat on the back for an awesome opening series. You guys make it fun... even really early in the morning.
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You know what's awesome?
When the A's win.
The A's colors are green and gold.
by mikeA on Mar 26, 2008 8:31 AM PDT 0 recs
You know what's awesome?
When the Sox lose and Manny humiliatingly Ks to Oldy McSlowball.
The A's colors are green and gold.
by mikeA on Mar 26, 2008 8:32 AM PDT 0 recs
I was pretty ambiguous about the return of Oldy McSlowball
but he has been showing me something out there
"The Athletics at Fremont" is malodorous
by ArakSOT on
Mar 26, 2008 8:53 AM PDT
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Yes to that.
"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."
by Kyli on
Mar 26, 2008 10:52 AM PDT
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a winning dump...the awesomest
I'm here to talk about the past.
by 67MARQUEZ on Mar 26, 2008 8:52 AM PDT 0 recs
In fact, that's what got me ....
Or is that TMI?
"Evidently, a large number of people said, 'We really need more vermin at the ballpark, Artie.'" - Nick (AN), 10/7/07
by doctorK on
Mar 26, 2008 9:09 AM PDT
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You know what's awesome?
When anyone but Jennifer writes the DLD.
And Poppy, for that matter.
I love you, k^2. -Poppy*
by kaweahkaweah on Mar 26, 2008 9:11 AM PDT 0 recs
Bitch.
-1
"I have a strange urge to make copies." JediLeroy
by Jennifer on
Mar 26, 2008 9:14 AM PDT
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Quit whining, bitch.
When's the last time I wrote the DLD? That's right.
"There is an HR in Hanrahan." ~ mikeA
by Poppy on
Mar 26, 2008 2:30 PM PDT
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Quit whining, bitch.
When's the last time I wrote the DLD? That's right.
"There is an HR in Hanrahan." ~ mikeA
by Poppy on
Mar 26, 2008 2:39 PM PDT
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Blame AN3 for dual post.
"There is an HR in Hanrahan." ~ mikeA
by Poppy on
Mar 26, 2008 2:41 PM PDT
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Global warming, on the other hand, is awesome. For the Russian woolly mammoth ivory trade, anyway.
Lastly (and I know we've all been waiting with baited breath): It'll soon be possible to gobble up all the oedipal dilemmas and lame puns and men-disguised-as-women hijinks you could ever want, on-line, in quarto format.
by 74mk on Mar 26, 2008 9:16 AM PDT 0 recs
Happy thought
If these games had happened in reverse order, it would have been sort of a miserable week.
The A's colors are green and gold.
by mikeA on Mar 26, 2008 9:17 AM PDT 0 recs
Thanks LL
I love me this wide-screen format.
"Evidently, a large number of people said, 'We really need more vermin at the ballpark, Artie.'" - Nick (AN), 10/7/07
by doctorK on Mar 26, 2008 9:22 AM PDT 0 recs
Cool! When did that befome available?
I love websites that allow me to make use of my gimungous monitor. Wider is better.
"If you could fart into a kind of microprocessing funnel, and the funnel poured the fart into a computer, which converted the fart into words, this is what it would look like." - Ken Tremendous, FJM
by HigherPie on
Mar 26, 2008 10:01 AM PDT
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"Wider is better."
Unless we're talking about my ass.
"I have a strange urge to make copies." JediLeroy
by Jennifer on
Mar 26, 2008 10:12 AM PDT
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Depends on who you're asking, I suppose.
"If you could fart into a kind of microprocessing funnel, and the funnel poured the fart into a computer, which converted the fart into words, this is what it would look like." - Ken Tremendous, FJM
by HigherPie on
Mar 26, 2008 10:14 AM PDT
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what are you doing with all that unused real estate?
way to speed humanities demise douche bags! @('.')@
by monkeyball on
Mar 26, 2008 10:41 AM PDT
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It looks like blocking the avatars
does help to speed up the initial loading of large comment threads somewhat...at least in Firefox.
by Soaker on
Mar 26, 2008 10:31 AM PDT
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widescreen bug
Whenever I go to a new page on AN, it reverts to the narrow format. Firefox 1.0.7 on Red Hat.
by colin on
Mar 26, 2008 11:55 AM PDT
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Somehow "hernia" wasn't on that poll
so I voted for diverticulitis, to show off the fact that I actually know what "diverticulitis" is.
Your 2008 Athletics: It's Nothing Personal.
by PaulThomas on Mar 26, 2008 9:31 AM PDT 0 recs
WE'RE ALL GONNA DIVERTICULITIS!!!
way to speed humanities demise douche bags! @('.')@
by monkeyball on
Mar 26, 2008 9:59 AM PDT
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Well at least we know
With Harden on the mound we can beat pretty much every team.
So the four or five times that happens, it'll be real great.
RagingHarden: Yeah if you get 20 starts out of me I'll be shocked. Like, I'll wreck my drawers.
by walk off bunt on Mar 26, 2008 10:20 AM PDT 0 recs
Somewhere Tim Robbins is smiling
Dale Petroskey forced to resign
Dale Petroskey resigned Tuesday as president of the baseball Hall of Fame after its board's executive committee found he "failed to exercise proper fiduciary responsibility."
The Hall's executive committee said it found there were "other business judgments that were not in the best interest of the National Baseball Hall of Fame and Museum."
"Tomorrow it may rain." - Leo Durocher
by andeux on Mar 26, 2008 10:32 AM PDT 0 recs
Good memory
"If you could fart into a kind of microprocessing funnel, and the funnel poured the fart into a computer, which converted the fart into words, this is what it would look like." - Ken Tremendous, FJM
by HigherPie on
Mar 26, 2008 10:36 AM PDT
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must ... resist ...
... making ... CGV-worthy parallel ...
way to speed humanities demise douche bags! @('.')@
by monkeyball on
Mar 26, 2008 10:43 AM PDT
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Good
Riddance.
Forget Tim Robbins, I never understood how banning a Bull Durham celebration to quiet Tim Robbins political views served as a way to not politicize the Hall of Fame.
by jeffro on
Mar 26, 2008 11:45 AM PDT
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An American in Japan
You go Jason Hallas of Oakland!

"If you could fart into a kind of microprocessing funnel, and the funnel poured the fart into a computer, which converted the fart into words, this is what it would look like." - Ken Tremendous, FJM
by HigherPie on Mar 26, 2008 10:57 AM PDT 0 recs
Awesome
Just got me a new avatar.
"Evidently, a large number of people said, 'We really need more vermin at the ballpark, Artie.'" - Nick (AN), 10/7/07
by doctorK on
Mar 26, 2008 11:14 AM PDT
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Quite the Avatar
Godzilla be lookin' goooooood in that A's hat. Can he play center field?
by jeffro on
Mar 26, 2008 11:16 AM PDT
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*Everyone* looks good in an A's uniform
Did y'all notice how terrific Mike Sweeney looks in those sharp home whites? I love our uni's. At least until the new black ones show up. Those are gonna suck.
"Don't be an ass!" --Bill King
by batgirl on
Mar 27, 2008 12:01 PM PDT
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Finally!
Why did it take 2 hours and 20 minutes for someone to say that!?
"If you could fart into a kind of microprocessing funnel, and the funnel poured the fart into a computer, which converted the fart into words, this is what it would look like." - Ken Tremendous, FJM
by HigherPie on
Mar 26, 2008 11:24 AM PDT
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Unintended Consequences...
After 2 straight 3 am alarms, my wife just said to me, "So next time I want us to get up early for something I want to do, it won't be a problem, right?"
Crap.
"If you could fart into a kind of microprocessing funnel, and the funnel poured the fart into a computer, which converted the fart into words, this is what it would look like." - Ken Tremendous, FJM
by HigherPie on Mar 26, 2008 11:38 AM PDT 0 recs
All I could find was from Tuesday morning's game...
"There is an HR in Hanrahan." ~ mikeA
by Poppy on
Mar 26, 2008 2:36 PM PDT
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All I could find was from Tuesday morning's game...
"There is an HR in Hanrahan." ~ mikeA
by Poppy on
Mar 26, 2008 2:40 PM PDT
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AN3's reply issues are really, really, really pissing me off.
Really, really. Really.
"There is an HR in Hanrahan." ~ mikeA
by Poppy on
Mar 26, 2008 2:41 PM PDT
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And the link above doesn't work
so try this. Which will probably show up 3 or 4 more times because I've already tried to post it.
"There is an HR in Hanrahan." ~ mikeA
by Poppy on
Mar 26, 2008 2:42 PM PDT
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Neither of the links worked for me
but try http://cbs5.com/video and go to page 5. It's The Dogfather and oblique.
The candy and the baseball all night long: )
by Englishmajor on
Mar 26, 2008 2:50 PM PDT
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Well, I was going to let them self-identify, if they so chose...
"There is an HR in Hanrahan." ~ mikeA
by Poppy on
Mar 26, 2008 2:54 PM PDT
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Direct link
http://cbs5.com/video/?id=32525@kpix.dayport.com
"God doesn't pay attention to your cute little hypotheticals." -- Jeff from LL
by oblique on
Mar 26, 2008 3:27 PM PDT
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And more from him...
Escobar ceased throwing after experiencing discomfort in his shoulder Sunday. "I'm concerned, I don't know what's going to happen, I don't even know if I'll be able to pitch again," Escobar said. "I'm still young. I'll be 32 in two weeks, but retirement is getting into my head, because it's hard to rehab. I want to be out there playing, and I've done everything I can do to be healthy." According to the Los Angeles Times, Escobar plans to see if two weeks off improve his shoulder before likely seeing a specialist to determine whether surgery is necessary.
Bring back Hammer.
by OaktownPower on
Mar 26, 2008 1:00 PM PDT
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Looks like rebuilding might not have been the right move after all for this year
I guess there was no way to tell that Harden would be healthier than Lackey or Escobar at this point in the season. Hindsight is 20-20, etc etc.
Sign Bonds now!
Your 2008 Athletics: It's Nothing Personal.
by PaulThomas on
Mar 26, 2008 1:46 PM PDT
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Or maybe
We compete with this team AND 15 new prospects.
RIVER CATS: AAA CHAMPS!
by niallmack on
Mar 26, 2008 1:50 PM PDT
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dingdingding!!!
winner
... AND Bonds.
way to speed humanities demise douche bags! @('.')@
by monkeyball on
Mar 26, 2008 1:53 PM PDT
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From MLB.com, they are reporting
that he tore his supraspinatus. Unless it is very minor, ithat is a very serious injury for an overhead athlete.
ZIPS: Milledge: 466 HR, 485 2B, 2282 hits, 278-379-524
by rfloh on
Mar 26, 2008 3:33 PM PDT
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It's a rotator cuff muscle
Holds the shoulder joint in place whenever you perform shoulder extension / flexion, which is what pitching basically is.
But, never mind, apparently he did not tear it.
ZIPS: Milledge: 466 HR, 485 2B, 2282 hits, 278-379-524
by rfloh on
Mar 26, 2008 3:56 PM PDT
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I think
it's something Yosemite Sam screams about.
by Dilferules on
Mar 26, 2008 7:45 PM PDT
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In other sporting news
Lacking Axe, Cal "spoons" Ben Braun
Your 2008 Athletics: It's Nothing Personal.
by PaulThomas on Mar 26, 2008 1:57 PM PDT 0 recs
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I'd love to have Montgomery.
The A's colors are green and gold.
by mikeA on
Mar 26, 2008 2:15 PM PDT
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Oy, that would be hard to stomach...
I love Monty for what he did on the Farm.....he can't go to Cal.
Bring back Hammer.
by OaktownPower on
Mar 26, 2008 3:58 PM PDT
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This is where
having gone to a D-III college comes in handy.
I can freely root for both local major-college teams (and hope that Cal does hook up with Montgomery) without having to buy into the rivalry crap.
Cal just needs someone who can scheme defenses and inspire the players to play them. Their roster is insanely stacked with talent right now. Finishing 9th this season (even in a Pac-10 as good as this one) was basically inexcusable.
Your 2008 Athletics: It's Nothing Personal.
by PaulThomas on
Mar 26, 2008 4:36 PM PDT
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Agreed
Cal or Stanford doing well is a good thing. And, barring that I like seeing the PAC-10 smackdown the East Coast schools that the sports media drool over.
Not to mention us D-III guys played sports without getting paid.
by Donner on
Mar 27, 2008 12:03 PM PDT
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oh hell no
anyone but Montgomery, please! That'd be like having to see Huddy in an Red Sox uniform or something.
"Don't be an ass!" --Bill King
by batgirl on
Mar 27, 2008 12:04 PM PDT
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Poll option is missing Brown's real problem,
as provided yesterday (or maybe this morning... same diff) by HigherPie:
Lemmiwinks.
At least I think it was HigherPie who said that. If AN3 had AN2's search function, I could find out.
"There is an HR in Hanrahan." ~ mikeA
by Poppy on Mar 26, 2008 2:46 PM PDT 0 recs
We're working on fixing
the search function. clockwerks and crew realize it isn't what it should be.
by Blez on
Mar 26, 2008 3:05 PM PDT
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That was a very polite "STFU already, Poppy," wasn't it? ;)
Thanks, I will... LOL
"There is an HR in Hanrahan." ~ mikeA
by Poppy on
Mar 26, 2008 3:13 PM PDT
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It was, in fact, me.
And I was pretty proud of it. I can't find it either, though. :-)
"If you could fart into a kind of microprocessing funnel, and the funnel poured the fart into a computer, which converted the fart into words, this is what it would look like." - Ken Tremendous, FJM
by HigherPie on
Mar 26, 2008 4:27 PM PDT
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RIP, Richard Widmark
Pushed down the Big Stairway by a grinning, giggling Grim Reaper.
way to speed humanities demise douche bags! @('.')@
by monkeyball on Mar 26, 2008 2:54 PM PDT 0 recs
Another clockwerks & crew question:
Very minor, but why are there no numbers for most of the players on the roster, left side of the screen?
"There is an HR in Hanrahan." ~ mikeA
by Poppy on Mar 26, 2008 3:50 PM PDT 0 recs
we got some bad roster data from our sports data provider
we're working on cleaning all this up as best we can ASAP
I'm one of the guys that built the new SB Nation
by clockwerks on
Mar 26, 2008 6:44 PM PDT
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'sokay, I was just curious...
I know you have your hands full with more critical things... thanks :)
"There is an HR in Hanrahan." ~ mikeA
by Poppy on
Mar 27, 2008 10:20 AM PDT
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Saw on Metafilter that the LOC
has unveiled a new baseball history section.
Library of Congress always has great archives (obviously) and they don't dissapoint with game film from 1898 shot by Thomas Edison.
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by Keze on Mar 26, 2008 3:52 PM PDT 0 recs
question
what the hell is up with the a's roster on the sidebar? it's not even close to reflecting the current one.
also, what number is eveland, did him and dinardo just switch 35 and 25, or did he pick something different?
i still say retire rickey and big mac's numbers.
President of the Joey Devine fan club as of 1/15/08. Accepting applications for other positions. "He has no equivalent." -Paul DePodesta on Jeremy Brown
by flipgatey3 on Mar 26, 2008 7:02 PM PDT 0 recs
According to Slusser ...
Emil Brown changed from No. 4 to No. 8, DiNardo No. 25 and Dana Eveland No. 35 (which was a swap between the two lefties).
Green Tea
by Ice Cream on
Mar 26, 2008 7:27 PM PDT
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thanks ice cream
that's what ESPN.com had listed, but i wasn't sure.
President of the Joey Devine fan club as of 1/15/08. Accepting applications for other positions. "He has no equivalent." -Paul DePodesta on Jeremy Brown
by flipgatey3 on
Mar 27, 2008 12:52 AM PDT
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Name the pitcher
who made this statement after losing a game to his own club's AAA team:
"Coming out and keeping my pitch count down, pitching some quick innings, that was good," he said. "I'm still looking for a little more consistency with my curveball, but the changeup was good, and I'm looking to keep the fastball down as well."
The candy and the baseball all night long: )
by Englishmajor on Mar 26, 2008 11:47 PM PDT 0 recs
Ouch.
And apparently not an Opening Day start-revoking offence, either. Although it is, as the manager said, a bit too late to change.
"The hard... is what makes it great."
by Jjjsixsix on
Mar 27, 2008 12:38 AM PDT
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absolutely hilarious
President of the Joey Devine fan club as of 1/15/08. Accepting applications for other positions. "He has no equivalent." -Paul DePodesta on Jeremy Brown
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