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3/26/08 DLD: A winning dump

- The whole effing world's against us, dude, swear to God.
For those keeping track of the various indignities heaped on the A's this week during this massively pro-Boston event, the Oakland flag in center field fell from the stadium ceiling during the game and had to be picked up and carried away.
At least it was only the flag and not Rich Harden. Also from that article:
Andrew Brown was feeling better on Wednesday after abdominal discomfort the previous two days required him to be tested for appendicitis. Brown wasn't available to pitch on Tuesday night, but he was good to go Wednesday, though he joked that the team charter after the game might have to be diverted to Hawaii if it turns out he actually does have appendicitis.
That is not something to joke about.

- Lookout Landing made the transition to 2.0 last night. Updates!

1. Avatars are optional. I know y'all had planned a big revolution where everyone would show their solidarity by opting out of an avatar. Well, consider this new feature the ultimate black armband. Now you can go to Edit Settings and flip 'Display member avatars / profile images?' to 'No'.

2. Wide layout option. Inspired (somewhat) by the Microsoft Paint artwork you posted in the threads that cried out for us to stop wasting space, we decided to provide a layout option with a wider version of the main content area. Now, in the menu box, you can click the two links/icons to flip back and forth between the wide and narrow options. I'm sure many of you will want to utilize the wide version that is optimized for large monitors and higher resolutions.

HELP! I'm having problems with Preview and Save. Preview: the popup screen says my popups are blocked. They aren't. Then it eats my text. Save: Page is unavailable, then it eats my text. Results: I'm pissed.

- Do they even try? Oakland A's beat Boston Red Sox 4-1 in Tokyo

- Cute message on kitten's fur

The fur on this kitten, born Sunday in Sacramento, California, seems to spell out "I (heart) (dot)." That's especially cute because the kitten's mother is named Dottie.
That's not cute. This is cute:

- Via BBTF, Statistically Speaking: Seidman: Open Letter to ‘Baseball Tonight’

Will Leitch’s (Deadspin.com) book God Save the Fan touches on issues like this and it really resonated with me. In it, he discusses how Kruk admitted on a radio station that some of the opinions are fake and pre-determined. I mean, that says it right there. This is a show designed to benefit viewers and we are left with pre-determined opinions that analysts do not truly agree with and analysis that features health as its key proponent.

- Finally, I'd like to give the AN crew a collective pat on the back for an awesome opening series. You guys make it fun... even really early in the morning.

Poll
What is wrong with Andrew Brown?
  • Appendicitis
  • Kidney stones
  • Food poisoning
  • a toooooooooma
  • Ulcer
  • Pregnancy
  • Diverticulitis,
  • Irritable Brown Syndrome

  69 votes | Results

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You know what's awesome?

When the A's win.

The A's colors are green and gold.

by mikeA on Mar 26, 2008 8:31 AM PDT   0 recs

You know what's awesome?

When the Sox lose and Manny humiliatingly Ks to Oldy McSlowball.

The A's colors are green and gold.

by mikeA on Mar 26, 2008 8:32 AM PDT   0 recs

I was pretty ambiguous about the return of Oldy McSlowball

but he has been showing me something out there

"The Athletics at Fremont" is malodorous

by ArakSOT on Mar 26, 2008 8:53 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Yes to that.

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Mar 26, 2008 10:52 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

a winning dump...the awesomest

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Mar 26, 2008 8:52 AM PDT   0 recs

a winning dump

is the best way to start the day

by OaklandSi on Mar 26, 2008 9:08 AM PDT   0 recs

In fact, that's what got me ....

Or is that TMI?

"Evidently, a large number of people said, 'We really need more vermin at the ballpark, Artie.'" - Nick (AN), 10/7/07

by doctorK on Mar 26, 2008 9:09 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

You know what's awesome?

When anyone but Jennifer writes the DLD.

And Poppy, for that matter.

I love you, k^2. -Poppy*

by kaweahkaweah on Mar 26, 2008 9:11 AM PDT   0 recs

Bitch.

-1

"I have a strange urge to make copies." JediLeroy

by Jennifer on Mar 26, 2008 9:14 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Quit whining, bitch.

When's the last time I wrote the DLD? That's right.

"There is an HR in Hanrahan." ~ mikeA

by Poppy on Mar 26, 2008 2:30 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Quit whining, bitch.

When's the last time I wrote the DLD? That's right.

"There is an HR in Hanrahan." ~ mikeA

by Poppy on Mar 26, 2008 2:39 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Blame AN3 for dual post.

"There is an HR in Hanrahan." ~ mikeA

by Poppy on Mar 26, 2008 2:41 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

3

Deja vu is problematic.

Global warming, on the other hand, is awesome. For the Russian woolly mammoth ivory trade, anyway.

Lastly (and I know we've all been waiting with baited breath): It'll soon be possible to gobble up all the oedipal dilemmas and lame puns and men-disguised-as-women hijinks you could ever want, on-line, in quarto format.

by 74mk on Mar 26, 2008 9:16 AM PDT   0 recs

Happy thought

If these games had happened in reverse order, it would have been sort of a miserable week.

The A's colors are green and gold.

by mikeA on Mar 26, 2008 9:17 AM PDT   0 recs

Thanks LL

I love me this wide-screen format.

"Evidently, a large number of people said, 'We really need more vermin at the ballpark, Artie.'" - Nick (AN), 10/7/07

by doctorK on Mar 26, 2008 9:22 AM PDT   0 recs

Cool! When did that befome available?

I love websites that allow me to make use of my gimungous monitor. Wider is better.

"If you could fart into a kind of microprocessing funnel, and the funnel poured the fart into a computer, which converted the fart into words, this is what it would look like." - Ken Tremendous, FJM

by HigherPie on Mar 26, 2008 10:01 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

"Wider is better."

Unless we're talking about my ass.

"I have a strange urge to make copies." JediLeroy

by Jennifer on Mar 26, 2008 10:12 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Depends on who you're asking, I suppose.

"If you could fart into a kind of microprocessing funnel, and the funnel poured the fart into a computer, which converted the fart into words, this is what it would look like." - Ken Tremendous, FJM

by HigherPie on Mar 26, 2008 10:14 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

what are you doing with all that unused real estate?

way to speed humanities demise douche bags! @('.')@

by monkeyball on Mar 26, 2008 10:41 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

It looks like blocking the avatars

does help to speed up the initial loading of large comment threads somewhat...at least in Firefox.

by Soaker on Mar 26, 2008 10:31 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

widescreen bug

Whenever I go to a new page on AN, it reverts to the narrow format. Firefox 1.0.7 on Red Hat.

by colin on Mar 26, 2008 11:55 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Somehow "hernia" wasn't on that poll

so I voted for diverticulitis, to show off the fact that I actually know what "diverticulitis" is.

Your 2008 Athletics: It's Nothing Personal.

by PaulThomas on Mar 26, 2008 9:31 AM PDT   0 recs

WE'RE ALL GONNA DIVERTICULITIS!!!

way to speed humanities demise douche bags! @('.')@

by monkeyball on Mar 26, 2008 9:59 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Well at least we know

With Harden on the mound we can beat pretty much every team.

So the four or five times that happens, it'll be real great.

RagingHarden: Yeah if you get 20 starts out of me I'll be shocked. Like, I'll wreck my drawers.

by walk off bunt on Mar 26, 2008 10:20 AM PDT   0 recs

Somewhere Tim Robbins is smiling

Dale Petroskey forced to resign

Dale Petroskey resigned Tuesday as president of the baseball Hall of Fame after its board's executive committee found he "failed to exercise proper fiduciary responsibility."
The Hall's executive committee said it found there were "other business judgments that were not in the best interest of the National Baseball Hall of Fame and Museum."

"Tomorrow it may rain." - Leo Durocher

by andeux on Mar 26, 2008 10:32 AM PDT   0 recs

Good memory

"If you could fart into a kind of microprocessing funnel, and the funnel poured the fart into a computer, which converted the fart into words, this is what it would look like." - Ken Tremendous, FJM

by HigherPie on Mar 26, 2008 10:36 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

must ... resist ...

... making ... CGV-worthy parallel ...

way to speed humanities demise douche bags! @('.')@

by monkeyball on Mar 26, 2008 10:43 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Good

Riddance.

Forget Tim Robbins, I never understood how banning a Bull Durham celebration to quiet Tim Robbins political views served as a way to not politicize the Hall of Fame.

by jeffro on Mar 26, 2008 11:45 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

An American in Japan

You go Jason Hallas of Oakland!

"If you could fart into a kind of microprocessing funnel, and the funnel poured the fart into a computer, which converted the fart into words, this is what it would look like." - Ken Tremendous, FJM

by HigherPie on Mar 26, 2008 10:57 AM PDT   0 recs

Awesome

Just got me a new avatar.

"Evidently, a large number of people said, 'We really need more vermin at the ballpark, Artie.'" - Nick (AN), 10/7/07

by doctorK on Mar 26, 2008 11:14 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Quite the Avatar

Godzilla be lookin' goooooood in that A's hat. Can he play center field?

by jeffro on Mar 26, 2008 11:16 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

*Everyone* looks good in an A's uniform

Did y'all notice how terrific Mike Sweeney looks in those sharp home whites? I love our uni's. At least until the new black ones show up. Those are gonna suck.

"Don't be an ass!" --Bill King

by batgirl on Mar 27, 2008 12:01 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

It's not a toooooma

stat-addled alien overlord

by salb918 on Mar 26, 2008 11:18 AM PDT   0 recs

Finally!

Why did it take 2 hours and 20 minutes for someone to say that!?

"If you could fart into a kind of microprocessing funnel, and the funnel poured the fart into a computer, which converted the fart into words, this is what it would look like." - Ken Tremendous, FJM

by HigherPie on Mar 26, 2008 11:24 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Unintended Consequences...

After 2 straight 3 am alarms, my wife just said to me, "So next time I want us to get up early for something I want to do, it won't be a problem, right?"

Crap.

"If you could fart into a kind of microprocessing funnel, and the funnel poured the fart into a computer, which converted the fart into words, this is what it would look like." - Ken Tremendous, FJM

by HigherPie on Mar 26, 2008 11:38 AM PDT   0 recs

LOL

Green Tea

by Ice Cream on Mar 26, 2008 11:43 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Has anyone seen video?

Of the crew at Ricky's?

by jeffro on Mar 26, 2008 11:44 AM PDT   0 recs

AN3's reply issues are really, really, really pissing me off.

Really, really. Really.

"There is an HR in Hanrahan." ~ mikeA

by Poppy on Mar 26, 2008 2:41 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

And the link above doesn't work

so try this. Which will probably show up 3 or 4 more times because I've already tried to post it.

"There is an HR in Hanrahan." ~ mikeA

by Poppy on Mar 26, 2008 2:42 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Neither of the links worked for me

but try http://cbs5.com/video and go to page 5. It's The Dogfather and oblique.

The candy and the baseball all night long: )

by Englishmajor on Mar 26, 2008 2:50 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Direct link

http://cbs5.com/video/?id=32525@kpix.dayport.com

"God doesn't pay attention to your cute little hypotheticals." -- Jeff from LL

by oblique on Mar 26, 2008 3:27 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

And more from him...

Escobar ceased throwing after experiencing discomfort in his shoulder Sunday. "I'm concerned, I don't know what's going to happen, I don't even know if I'll be able to pitch again," Escobar said. "I'm still young. I'll be 32 in two weeks, but retirement is getting into my head, because it's hard to rehab. I want to be out there playing, and I've done everything I can do to be healthy." According to the Los Angeles Times, Escobar plans to see if two weeks off improve his shoulder before likely seeing a specialist to determine whether surgery is necessary.

Bring back Hammer.

by OaktownPower on Mar 26, 2008 1:00 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Looks like rebuilding might not have been the right move after all for this year

I guess there was no way to tell that Harden would be healthier than Lackey or Escobar at this point in the season. Hindsight is 20-20, etc etc.

Sign Bonds now!

Your 2008 Athletics: It's Nothing Personal.

by PaulThomas on Mar 26, 2008 1:46 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Or maybe

We compete with this team AND 15 new prospects.

RIVER CATS: AAA CHAMPS!

by niallmack on Mar 26, 2008 1:50 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

dingdingding!!!

winner

... AND Bonds.

way to speed humanities demise douche bags! @('.')@

by monkeyball on Mar 26, 2008 1:53 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

From MLB.com, they are reporting

that he tore his supraspinatus. Unless it is very minor, ithat is a very serious injury for an overhead athlete.

ZIPS: Milledge: 466 HR, 485 2B, 2282 hits, 278-379-524

by rfloh on Mar 26, 2008 3:33 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Wow

what's a sassaphrass?

by Future Ed on Mar 26, 2008 3:35 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

It's a rotator cuff muscle

Holds the shoulder joint in place whenever you perform shoulder extension / flexion, which is what pitching basically is.

But, never mind, apparently he did not tear it.

ZIPS: Milledge: 466 HR, 485 2B, 2282 hits, 278-379-524

by rfloh on Mar 26, 2008 3:56 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I think

it's something Yosemite Sam screams about.

by Dilferules on Mar 26, 2008 7:45 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

In other sporting news

Lacking Axe, Cal "spoons" Ben Braun

Your 2008 Athletics: It's Nothing Personal.

by PaulThomas on Mar 26, 2008 1:57 PM PDT   0 recs

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I'd love to have Montgomery.

The A's colors are green and gold.

by mikeA on Mar 26, 2008 2:15 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Oy, that would be hard to stomach...

I love Monty for what he did on the Farm.....he can't go to Cal.

Bring back Hammer.

by OaktownPower on Mar 26, 2008 3:58 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

This is where

having gone to a D-III college comes in handy.

I can freely root for both local major-college teams (and hope that Cal does hook up with Montgomery) without having to buy into the rivalry crap.

Cal just needs someone who can scheme defenses and inspire the players to play them. Their roster is insanely stacked with talent right now. Finishing 9th this season (even in a Pac-10 as good as this one) was basically inexcusable.

Your 2008 Athletics: It's Nothing Personal.

by PaulThomas on Mar 26, 2008 4:36 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Agreed

Cal or Stanford doing well is a good thing. And, barring that I like seeing the PAC-10 smackdown the East Coast schools that the sports media drool over.

Not to mention us D-III guys played sports without getting paid.

by Donner on Mar 27, 2008 12:03 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

oh hell no

anyone but Montgomery, please! That'd be like having to see Huddy in an Red Sox uniform or something.

"Don't be an ass!" --Bill King

by batgirl on Mar 27, 2008 12:04 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Poll option is missing Brown's real problem,

as provided yesterday (or maybe this morning... same diff) by HigherPie:

Lemmiwinks.

At least I think it was HigherPie who said that. If AN3 had AN2's search function, I could find out.

"There is an HR in Hanrahan." ~ mikeA

by Poppy on Mar 26, 2008 2:46 PM PDT   0 recs

We're working on fixing

the search function. clockwerks and crew realize it isn't what it should be.

by Blez on Mar 26, 2008 3:05 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

That was a very polite "STFU already, Poppy," wasn't it? ;)

Thanks, I will... LOL

"There is an HR in Hanrahan." ~ mikeA

by Poppy on Mar 26, 2008 3:13 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

It was, in fact, me.

And I was pretty proud of it. I can't find it either, though. :-)

"If you could fart into a kind of microprocessing funnel, and the funnel poured the fart into a computer, which converted the fart into words, this is what it would look like." - Ken Tremendous, FJM

by HigherPie on Mar 26, 2008 4:27 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

RIP, Richard Widmark

Pushed down the Big Stairway by a grinning, giggling Grim Reaper.

way to speed humanities demise douche bags! @('.')@

by monkeyball on Mar 26, 2008 2:54 PM PDT   0 recs

Another clockwerks & crew question:

Very minor, but why are there no numbers for most of the players on the roster, left side of the screen?

"There is an HR in Hanrahan." ~ mikeA

by Poppy on Mar 26, 2008 3:50 PM PDT   0 recs

we got some bad roster data from our sports data provider

we're working on cleaning all this up as best we can ASAP

I'm one of the guys that built the new SB Nation

by clockwerks on Mar 26, 2008 6:44 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

'sokay, I was just curious...

I know you have your hands full with more critical things... thanks :)

"There is an HR in Hanrahan." ~ mikeA

by Poppy on Mar 27, 2008 10:20 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Saw on Metafilter that the LOC

has unveiled a new baseball history section.

Library of Congress always has great archives (obviously) and they don't dissapoint with game film from 1898 shot by Thomas Edison.

¿ƃıs uʍop ǝpısdn sɐɥ uɐɔ ı

by Keze on Mar 26, 2008 3:52 PM PDT   0 recs

question

what the hell is up with the a's roster on the sidebar? it's not even close to reflecting the current one.

also, what number is eveland, did him and dinardo just switch 35 and 25, or did he pick something different?

i still say retire rickey and big mac's numbers.

President of the Joey Devine fan club as of 1/15/08. Accepting applications for other positions. "He has no equivalent." -Paul DePodesta on Jeremy Brown

by flipgatey3 on Mar 26, 2008 7:02 PM PDT   0 recs

According to Slusser ...

Emil Brown changed from No. 4 to No. 8, DiNardo No. 25 and Dana Eveland No. 35 (which was a swap between the two lefties).

link

Green Tea

by Ice Cream on Mar 26, 2008 7:27 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

thanks ice cream

that's what ESPN.com had listed, but i wasn't sure.

President of the Joey Devine fan club as of 1/15/08. Accepting applications for other positions. "He has no equivalent." -Paul DePodesta on Jeremy Brown

by flipgatey3 on Mar 27, 2008 12:52 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Name the pitcher

who made this statement after losing a game to his own club's AAA team:

"Coming out and keeping my pitch count down, pitching some quick innings, that was good," he said. "I'm still looking for a little more consistency with my curveball, but the changeup was good, and I'm looking to keep the fastball down as well."

The candy and the baseball all night long: )

by Englishmajor on Mar 26, 2008 11:47 PM PDT   0 recs

Ouch.

And apparently not an Opening Day start-revoking offence, either. Although it is, as the manager said, a bit too late to change.

"The hard... is what makes it great."

by Jjjsixsix on Mar 27, 2008 12:38 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

absolutely hilarious

President of the Joey Devine fan club as of 1/15/08. Accepting applications for other positions. "He has no equivalent." -Paul DePodesta on Jeremy Brown

by flipgatey3 on Mar 27, 2008 12:53 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs