The First Pitch (repost)
I lost my draft diary (fanpost) with the new AN format. That was my fault. I drafted it soon after I threw out the first pitch at the end of last season. And, obviously, I waited way too long to publish it. Politics and baseball are my favorite pastimes and politics won out this offseason. After learning that my edited draft wouldn't accept comments and, at the request of other members, I am re-posting this as a new FanPost. Apologies to those who previously voted in the poll.
Anyway, to make a long story short, Justine, Galt and I arrived at the park early that day in late September 2007. We had been given the tickets by fellow season ticket holders who sit right behind our seats. Shortly after we arrived, two young men wandered down the aisle. They turned toward us and asked if we were season ticket holders? We hesitated briefly, then, answered "yes," adding that we weren't sitting in our seats this day as they were the ones directly in front of us.
The two young men walked a few steps down the aisle, huddled for a moment and conversed over their two-way radio with some unseen A's officialdom. As they walked back up the stairs, they said: "Would you like to throw out the first pitch?" Surprise, suspicion, shock, followed by fear, all crossed my mind in an instant. But, they looked official, so I responded succinctly: "Ummm... sure." "Okay," one of them said, "we'll come and get you about 45 minutes before gametime and bring you back to the offices and, then, down to the field."
As promised, they came back and took us back to the offices where they asked for our names and filled out our field passes. David Rinetti, the V.P. of Stadium Operations, came out to hand us the passes after seeing my name on it. I know David from Massimo's Restaurant in Fremont. And, I had thought initially that he might have been behind this. But, it turns out he was just as surprised to see me as I was to be randomly selected.
A couple of other people wandered into the waiting area outside the offices, one of which turned out to be the singer scheduled to sing the National Anthem. He turned out to be pretty good. We all then rode down in the elevator to field level and walked through the hallway connecting the clubhouses to the field (just as you would if occupying the Diamond Level seats). I got to say hello to a couple of players on the way back in... Swish and Scoot, as I recall.
We were escorted to the field by a young woman who had an earpiece in her ear. As we waited for our turn in the pre-game ceremonies, she asked me if I was the Dan Gordon who owned Gordon Biersch? I'm pretty sure she was prompted by the scoreboard guy or someone else on her earpiece to ask me that question. And, I was momentarily tempted to say "yes" just to see if Lew would invite me up to his box. Alas, I said "no" and that ended my potential VIP treatment.
Daric Barton was assigned as my catcher. We got to chat with him briefly before I threw the first pitch. I was surprised that I wasn't more nervous. They gave me the option of throwing from in front of the mound, half-way up the mound or from the rubber. I thought to myself, "Hey, if I'm going to make a fool of myself, I might as well do it from the top of the mound." I asked Daric if he could handle a "hard slider, low and away" and he said: "Sure, if it gets to me." (Thanks, Daric, for the boost in confidence.)
After walking out to the mound, I realized I'd probably made a mistake choosing to throw from the rubber. Damn! That's far, I thought to myself... a lot farther than it looks from my normal vantage point in Section 120. Mind you, I haven't thrown a baseball from a mound in probably 30 years, perhaps longer. "Aim high" Daric had told me as we walked out to our positions. I reminded myself to take his advice.
As it turned out, it was a pretty good pitch. It bounced on the plate, but I think Bobby Crosby would have swung at it. Daric caught it and also autographed it. Whew, no complete humiliation! And, a great experience overall. I'd recommend it to everybody who is ever offered the chance.
Oh, of course, the one and only time in the last three seasons that Justine doesn't bring her digital camera, it was this day. Thanks to the A's camera folks for taking the pictures and e-mailing them to us.
Anyway, here are some of the pics:
On the Mound (I almost missed the sign to throw the ball)

The Scoreboard

The Pitch

The Pitch (close-up)
Daric Barton and Me (after the pitch)

Justine and Galt on the field to watch the first pitch

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much better, Dan
now I can comment and say what an experience that must have been. very cool stuff, thanks for sharing!
I'm here to talk about the past.
by 67MARQUEZ on Feb 24, 2008 9:11 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
thanks to you and FSU...
talking me into re-posting it. I thought I'd have to reload all the photos (and, being the lazy bastard I am, I didn't want to have to do that). Turns out, I was able to copy and paste straight from my old diary FanPost.
Go A's!
by FoolshGame22 on Feb 24, 2008 10:14 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That is teh awesome
Dunno about you, but I wouldn't be able top look my buddies in the eye if I chickened out and threw from in front of the mound. I bet the view from the top of the rubber was great. Well done.
There is an A in Whimsy.
by FreeSeatUpgrade on Feb 24, 2008 9:50 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
I thought about that...
not being able to look my buddies in the eye if I threw from in front of the mound... before I got out there. Then, I thought... OMG... what have I done. I swear to god, I thought it was gonna bounce seven or eight times before it got to Daric.
Fear of total humiliation can inspire one, however. ;-)
Go A's!
by FoolshGame22 on Feb 24, 2008 10:17 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
just like Eck
he always talked about how he was driven by fear of failure
how does the closer role grab you? :)
I'm here to talk about the past.
by 67MARQUEZ on Feb 25, 2008 4:54 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Word. The potential for humiliation
and out and out emasculation by your buddies is truly stultifying. Happy to see you have avoided that particular fate.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
by alox on Feb 25, 2008 5:19 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Doin' all right? Gettin' good grades?
Future's so bright...
The meaning of life is not so much 'found,' as it is 'made.' --Opus
by The Dogfather on Feb 25, 2008 10:54 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks for re-posting
Great diary, and nice to see you back.
So who on the A's is your new favorite that you will defend to no end even when AN is constantly blasting you?
"Who's this Seagon guy? Is he in A-ball or something?" - Billy Beane
by pickinmachine on Feb 24, 2008 10:19 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
hey, Daric is my new favorite...
how can I pick anybody else but my batterymate?
For some reason, I just don't think it will be the same, though. AN seems to love Daric. But, they're fickle... so, who knows.
Go A's!
by FoolshGame22 on Feb 24, 2008 10:23 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Totally off topic...
but, did you know there are 3 persons named "Barry Zito" in the United States?
How many named Galt Gordon? Zero. Hey, he's unique!
How about you? How many are there of you?
Go A's!
by FoolshGame22 on Feb 24, 2008 11:21 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
and I thought I was exclusive
there are 326 others with my name
I'm here to talk about the past.
by 67MARQUEZ on Feb 25, 2008 4:55 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Apparently
I don't exist and neither does anyone in my family.
In search of a new signature. Say something funny and you may see your comment here!
by DMOAS on Feb 25, 2008 8:05 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
that's horrible
but wait...how were you able to comment?
I'm here to talk about the past.
by 67MARQUEZ on Feb 25, 2008 8:27 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Ditto here.
Although there are streets in Luxembourg that are named for me.
"There's no real reason why a flight in which one flies naked should be more expensive than any other."
by Poppy on Feb 25, 2008 8:43 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Another no-hitter name for me
I have streets named for me in Germany - here's one with me and Mrs doctorK.

"Evidently, a large number of people said, 'We really need more vermin at the ballpark, Artie.'" - Nick, 10/7/07
by doctorK on Feb 25, 2008 9:47 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
The streets named for me in Luxembourg include my FIRST name as well.
I'm also commemorated on a postage stamp. I'm quite popular there.
"There's no real reason why a flight in which one flies naked should be more expensive than any other."
by Poppy on Feb 25, 2008 11:39 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
4,488
I kid you not.
I would not suggest googling me at work, either.
Your 2008 Athletics: It's Nothing Personal.
by PaulThomas on Feb 25, 2008 9:58 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
There are 396 of me
Including one Bay Area deadbeat who I keep getting collections calls about.
Also, it comes as no surprise to me that there are 1,414,345 other Jennifers running around the world. Thanks for your creativity mom & dad!
"Don't be an ass!" --Bill King
by batgirl on Feb 25, 2008 2:47 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That reminds me of one of my new favorite...
Orange Pineapple
by Ice Cream on Feb 25, 2008 4:50 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Hmmm
Evidently there are zero people in the country with my last name. Which is confusing because I know quite a bunch of us... I guess we actually don't exist. Not sure why I'm sitting her working if I'm actually not. Quite a conundrum.
by lurkerD on Feb 25, 2008 2:58 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Only 14 of us.
In case you didn't know:
99.64 percent of people with the first name Scott are male.
I have a hard time believing out of 1000 Scotts, I'd manage to find 36 women.
And just for fun, knowing it would get a high count, I put in my mom's maiden name, Susan Jones. Don't feel bad PT. 7483 others.
It's Rhodes Scholar Night at the Coliseum tonight.
by Scottbass on Feb 26, 2008 3:02 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks for sharing the story
What an awesome experience! I voted that I'd love the opportunity, but I'm pretty sure I'd air mail the ball to the backstop from the adrenaline!
[ a.k.a. mkt a.k.a. whiny douchebag ]
"God doesn't pay attention to your cute little hypotheticals." -- Jeff from LL
by oblique on Feb 25, 2008 12:21 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
That would be better than Gary Kawesch-ing it... LOL
"There's no real reason why a flight in which one flies naked should be more expensive than any other."
by Poppy on Feb 25, 2008 8:46 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
An email I got yesterday at work
Thanks to Deb’s reading of the fine print, I became aware of this part of our plans… There is a discount vision program offered through Blue Shield.
[ a.k.a. mkt a.k.a. whiny douchebag ]
"God doesn't pay attention to your cute little hypotheticals." -- Jeff from LL
by oblique on Feb 26, 2008 1:43 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Nice job Foolsh
I remember they had a contest on mlb.com late last year where the winner got to throw out the first pitch. I wonder if there was a snag and they just grabbed a random season ticket holder. I was the lucky recipient of something similar a few years back to spend the afternoon with Rick Peterson (Mastercard promotion and actual winner could not make it).
Regardless, that is pretty cool. Way to do AN proud Foolsh. I am jealous.
by easyraider on Feb 25, 2008 9:23 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
I was one of the three doofae for the car one time.
Against the Phillies on a Friday night in June two years ago, I think. They chose one internet entry, one ST-holder and one random attendee. You're sequestered for several innings in advance, the better to ensure you don't get sloppy drunk anticipating the opportunity to meet Robert Buan. Drawing of car color is random. My blue car jumped out to an early lead -- always the kiss of death. Go Blue.
Some guy from the Coast Guard won -- hard to begrudge that, 'cept what does he need a car for?
The meaning of life is not so much 'found,' as it is 'made.' --Opus
by The Dogfather on Feb 25, 2008 10:51 AM PST reply actions 0 recs

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