O Beaneian Rhapsody
by Ice Cream on Dec 30, 2008 3:56 PM PST
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Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody (via Frozentoast)
Original lyrics here.
O Beaneian Rhapsody
Is this the real team?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a nonslide
No escape from that Jeremy
Open your eyes
Look up to these guys and see
I’m just a poor boy, don’t need free agency
Because I’m easy come, easy go
Bid too high, bid too low
Anyway, the win’s blown; doesn’t really matter to me, to me
Macha, just quilled a man
Put a pen against his head
Squeezed the barrel, now the dread
Macha, budget’s just begun
But now I’ve gone and blown it (Holliday)
Macha, ooo.
Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on as if no team really matters
Too late, L. Davis gone
Send shivers down my spine
Chavy’s aching all the time
Good-bye everybody – I’ve got to go
Gotta leave you all Devine and face the truth
Macha – ooo – (anyway the win’s blown)
I don’t want RyRy
I sometimes wish I’d never seen Brown at all
I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scary Lewis, scary Lewis, will you hit the damn fungo?!
Under belts are tightening, very very frightening
Mike Gallego, Mike Gallego
Mike Gallego, Mike Gallego
Mike Gallego, Scutaro!
Magnifico!
But I’m just a poor boy and nobody loves me
He’s just a poor boy from a small market team
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
Crosby come, Crosby go – will you let me go?
Beane’s milieu! No! We will not let you go! Let him go!
Beane’s milieu! We will not let you go! Let him go!
Beane’s milieu! We will not let you go! Let me go!
Will not let you go! Let me go!
Never let me go! Ooo …
No, no, no, no, no, no, no –
Oh Macha see ya, Macha see ya, (my Casilla) let me go
See, Ellis, bub’s, seen a devil with a side d’livr’y
D’livr’y
Ziggy!
So you think Jason Giambi can spit in my eye?
So you think you can love me despite Jermaine Dye?
Oh baby -- can’t do this to me baby
Just gotta get out – Josh gotta get right Outman here
Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
No team really matters
Anyone can see
No team really matters – no team really matters to me
Anyway, the win’s blown …
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love it.
partly because I know bohemian rhapsody so well I didn’t need to play the song to put it to the tune.
awesome.
Awww… Unicorn's optimistic. And a cheeseball. That’s cute. ~Whiteshoes40
ditto ditto :-D
Ray: "How fun is it to be up here playing in the Big Leagues?"
Gio: "It's *SUPER* fun!!!"
HO-ly ToLEdo! Hooray for Interludes!
Nice work, ice ice baby!
The meaning of life is not so much 'found,' as it is 'made.' --Opus
I...well i'll leave out the details
"My group runs some frogloks down the hall to finish them off and POP! RASTER! If there was a way to scream louder than caps in EQ I was doing it. Man I am straight panicking because I know I have NO CHANCE soloing and the party has run off. I'm in my hotel room; it's like 5am, and I am straight hollering, in EQ and in real life. Bottom line is the group comes back, heals me, and kills Raster! WOOT!" -Curt Schilling on his favorite memories in the video game "EverQuest"
How about that?!
Rec, with spirit.
I see a deranged rabbit, on fire, cowering away from a vagina. I await the results of the Rorschaschererer. -Nico
simply amazing
"My group runs some frogloks down the hall to finish them off and POP! RASTER! If there was a way to scream louder than caps in EQ I was doing it. Man I am straight panicking because I know I have NO CHANCE soloing and the party has run off. I'm in my hotel room; it's like 5am, and I am straight hollering, in EQ and in real life. Bottom line is the group comes back, heals me, and kills Raster! WOOT!" -Curt Schilling on his favorite memories in the video game "EverQuest"
This is the greatest post of all time.
I sometimes wish I’d never seen Brown at all
LOTM!
It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver
No truer lyrics have ever been written
"However, at Elias, I think they keep track of the amount of sunflower seeds spit in a dugout each night." - Brad Ziegler, 8/7/08
People should elect it president and make pilgrimages to worship it!
Too much?
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
I would totally sing Freddie's part
Freddie Mercury is my hero.
Not likely I’ll be in Oakland in summer, though.
"Dispatch knuckleheadedness with Bond-like aplomb." –74mk
Probably enough Jack Daniels though.
I totally got coerced into singing a lyrically-modified version of this song in college that then got broadcast in front of 600 people. Just saying.
Why doesn't this surprise me....
at all?
Can you post the broadcast?
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
Unfortunately,
“bohemian rhapsody” “pam” doesn’t turn up anything useful.
Ray: "How fun is it to be up here playing in the Big Leagues?"
Gio: "It's *SUPER* fun!!!"
Strangely,
“Rhapsody” and “Pam” turns up a rather interesting selection.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
I say sir well done!
Brilliant on its own, and then there are links?! Wow.
“Spare him his life from this monstrosity.” Hah!
Damn fine way to end a Tuesday evening.
"No matter what I talk about, I always get back to baseball." - Connie Mack
Scary Lewis, Scary lewis, will you hit the damn fungo...
hysterical!
Well done.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
I think I just peed in my pants a little bit
Mike Gallego, Mike Gallego
Mike Gallego, Mike Gallego
Mike Gallego, Scutaro!
Magnifico!
I dream of Fremont and rainbows
very good..
very funny..
I was all set for
Mike Gallego, Mike Gallego
Mike Gallego, Scutaro!
Rob Picciolo
Too awesome! Words fail me.
Ray: "How fun is it to be up here playing in the Big Leagues?"
Gio: "It's *SUPER* fun!!!"
Alright...
I really want to take a shot at recording this, but can’t find a karaoke track without all the backup vocals already on it. Any KJs or studio magicians out there who can help?
"God doesn't pay attention to your cute little hypotheticals." -- Jeff from LL
Are you still around?
I thought I heard you got arrested for molesting a deparrment store Santa Claus because he said he had a flask of bourbon in his pocket and you wouldn’t give the next kid in line his turn until you found it.
I blame Englishmajor.
Until she found what?
While molesting Santa Claus.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Handsome, generous, and now brilliant too!?!?
You outdo yourself once more, good sir!
I blame Englishmajor.
Every family has one smart one.
The meaning of life is not so much 'found,' as it is 'made.' --Opus
by The Dogfather on Jan 1, 2009 12:08 AM PST up reply actions
No, that's not true,
because my brother is smart, handsome and…oh.
Never mind.
I see a deranged rabbit, on fire, cowering away from a vagina. I await the results of the Rorschaschererer. -Nico
by Leopold Bloom on Jan 1, 2009 2:09 PM PST up reply actions
(Pssst — LB: my understanding is that McFood and Ice Cream share a similarly close relationship)
The meaning of life is not so much 'found,' as it is 'made.' --Opus
by The Dogfather on Jan 5, 2009 10:37 AM PST up reply actions
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