Open Yankee-hating, the-world-is-unfair, I-never-get-what-I-want-for-Christmas thread
by monkeyball on Dec 24, 2008 10:43 AM PST
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I couldn't fail to disagree less.
"God doesn't pay attention to your cute little hypotheticals." -- Jeff from LL
There isn't a suitable poll option for me
I’m not bad, just evil.
The monster at the end of this blog.
No, actually, your cat's breath smells like cat food
I'll send you a postcard from Space Mountain. @('.')@
My cat's breath smells like cat food - Ralph Wiggum
The awesome.
by Tyler Bleszinski on Dec 24, 2008 10:48 AM PST reply actions
It is, indeed, the ne plus ultra of non sequiturs
I'll send you a postcard from Space Mountain. @('.')@
Neither world peace nor $10 million in unmarked bills will fit in my stocking.
Thanks for tomorrow 'cause I've had enough
Is this the "AN gifts" thread? or are you working on that one?
The meaning of life is not so much 'found,' as it is 'made.' --Opus
I usually wake up on the roof, sans pants.
But that’s just how my family celebrates the season.
I see a deranged rabbit, on fire, cowering away from a vagina. I await the results of the Rorschaschererer. -Nico
so, on non-holidays, they just let you stay asleep up there?
I'll send you a postcard from Space Mountain. @('.')@
Normally,
unless it’s my turn to sponge-bath Grandma.
I see a deranged rabbit, on fire, cowering away from a vagina. I await the results of the Rorschaschererer. -Nico
by Leopold Bloom on Dec 24, 2008 11:20 AM PST up reply actions
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Will non-Holliday be before the season, at the trading deadline or at the end of the season?
Now offering great deal...on a 2007 Chavy with no clutch. - Nico
by 66th ave tailgatter on Dec 24, 2008 11:26 AM PST up reply actions
How about this trade (not involving the A's)
To the Mariners: Swisher, Melky Cabrera, Kei Igawa
To the Yankees: Ichiro
Let's have our Piazza and eat the Cust too - SPWC
Makes no sense for the Mariners
Ichiro is practically free with all the media money he brings in.
Your 2008 Athletics: It's Nothing Personal.
You actually would WANT the Yankees to get better.
Why couldn’t it be some NL team’s spare parts?
"And you just don't get it, you keep it copacetic..."
I never get what I want for Christmas because...
…I live in a small-market family.
by GreenNGoldSooner on Dec 24, 2008 11:41 AM PST reply actions
you'll never compete with the other families until you get a new facility
… at taxpayer expense, of course.
I'll send you a postcard from Space Mountain. @('.')@
GreenNGoldSooner, can't you trade your brother for three small children?
One of whom is reasonably likely to grow up to be better than your brother.
Actually, I’ve met your brother – it’s practically a sure thing.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Hey, at least GNGS hasn't signed any expensive free-agent children
I'll send you a postcard from Space Mountain. @('.')@
For once
I would just like to enjoy the season. By the time I get to be with family and scarf down Mom’s tamales on the actual holiday, I am completely worn out.
I'm here to talk about the past.
Eating tires you out?
wow. i feel sorry for you.
btw, I NEVER get what I want for Christmas. EVER. for the same reason as Grover; I’m not bad, just evil.
Awww… Unicorn's optimistic. And a cheeseball. That’s cute. ~Whiteshoes40
I guess I'm evil, too
Because I am kind of glad you capitalized the “g” in “grover”.
Not because I dislike grover. I just like how worked up he gets over it. But maybe the holiday spirit will keep him from tearing your sweet little head off.
I'm here to talk about the past.
oops.
I forgot about how i am NEVER EVER supposed to capitalize the g in grover. uh oh. {hides}
but… eh… sweet? didn’t I just finish explaining that I don’t get presents because I’m evil?
Awww… Unicorn's optimistic. And a cheeseball. That’s cute. ~Whiteshoes40
agreed
but then again, it’s the “your/you’re” to some…that’s grover’s thing.
"If you hit .440 with 20 bombs, you don't have to do s---. You don't have to bring a glove to practice, just hit and leave whenever you want. You can bring a 40 and smoke a cigarette and call me from the parking lot asking me what time the game is, and I'll tell you. You can even say 'F--- you, Steve!' Actually, don't say that, that wouldn't be very nice." -Steve Friend, Head Coach, Chabot College Gladiators Baseball
Maybe tamale
All out today.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
I thought I was bad.
Turns out I was just nationwide.
Seriously, though, you don’t get too badder than a failed academic sign maker. Oh, the tales!
I see a deranged rabbit, on fire, cowering away from a vagina. I await the results of the Rorschaschererer. -Nico
by Leopold Bloom on Dec 25, 2008 12:20 AM PST up reply actions
so, you make signs for failed academics?
Are they sandwich boards?
I'll send you a postcard from Space Mountain. @('.')@
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