Since we don't seem to be done with all of that yet, given the comment counts and server churning of the last couple threads ...
Why is it, you think, that you never do get what you want for Christmas?
Because I don't celebrate Christmas, you insensitive jerk (31 votes)
Because I have been, remain, and always will be a bad, bad boy (46 votes)
I don't know what you;re talking about. I *always* get what I want for Christmas. And the world is ok by me. I do hate the Yankees, though. (95 votes)
FIRE CLAUS NOW!!!! (60 votes)
My cat's breath smells like cat food (103 votes)
335 total votes