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camera viridis quod aurum

I should put my sign shop here to use.

I'm thinking someone out there has a really great A's-related logo/slogan/design, either AN-related or not.  I'm thinking that we should collectively pick the best and I should make us all stickers--either bumper or no, whatever your preference.

And, if we can keep the size down to envelope size or smaller, I should be able to do it free of charge for all of us.  Think of it as a holiday gift from your favorite turn of the century Irish Jew.

On an unrelated note, does anyone have a high resolution, somewhat panoramic photo of a pre-Mount Davis Coliseum they can share?  I'm thinking of printing a bigger one up for my brother (not too large--like 12 by 18 or something similar, so it doesn't have to be too high res), matting and framing it.  He was a bleacher regular before Al returned.

Thoughts, ideas, random curses directed at me?  Feel free.

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The room which is green and gold?

Sorry, I’m a struggling Latin student.

Also, unrelated, but it seems between this and ANer alea iacta est (which I’m guessing means, in lay terms, a crapshoot … literally throwing dice?) , Latin has some popularity on this site. Maybe my three semesters of hard work and cursing ablative absolutes wasn’t all for naught?

by JLaff on Dec 14, 2008 8:01 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

3 years of high school Latin here

Can’t say I retained any of the specifics, but it was massively helpful for my ongoing understanding of the English language (and for a good baseline familiarity with the Romance languages).

I'll send you a postcard from Space Mountain. @('.')@

by monkeyball on Dec 15, 2008 9:39 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

i'm not quite sure

what Mr Bloom is trying to say in Latin (do you mean camera viridis aurique?), however, alea iacta est is a slightly bastardised form of what Julius Caesar is reported to have said when he crossed the river Rubicon with his army, thus declaring war on the city of Rome. it translates as ‘the die is cast’, or possibly, ‘let the die be cast’.

incidentally, ablative absolutes = brilliant.

BB should send scouts to watch cricket players.

by alea iacta est on Dec 14, 2008 8:34 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Caesar? Hmm... sounds important

I kind of struggled with the translation, too. We’ve been reading Livy this semester and haven’t done a whole lot of reading Caesar. Cicero, yes. And thanks for the meaning behind yours. I figured it was a Latin way of commenting on Beane’s “crapshoot” comment of the playoff process.

by JLaff on Dec 14, 2008 8:44 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

well, it made it into asterix

nah, it’s not a basball comment. but is the form for a tattoo based die / dye pun. oddly, doesn’t appear in Caesar’s own work, but in Plutarch (who is actually rather tedious, all told.) You should ask your teacher if you can study some Catullus. As he’s rather amusing, and you will learn how to curse in a dead language. which, yknow. helps get girls.

BB should send scouts to watch cricket players.

by alea iacta est on Dec 14, 2008 9:20 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Hmm

I would, but I have one week left (it’s finals week) and I’m graduating after that. We read some Catullus (he’s the one who pined over Lesbia, right?) in first semester, but not much. I’d MUCH prefer reading Catullus, which seemed at least amusing, to a history of Rome.

by JLaff on Dec 14, 2008 9:25 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

yeah, i mean

i guess i just love all that shit. some is better than other bits, mind. But yes. Catullus is the one who pined over Lesbia, and told a senator his breathe smelled of Urine. He also called out hipsters, way back when. which is kinda cool.

BB should send scouts to watch cricket players.

by alea iacta est on Dec 14, 2008 9:50 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I have a love/hate relationship with Latin

It is a pretty amazing language, and while I’m kicking myself for not taking something easier, I feel good for having learned it. Plus it has actually made me a more astute English grammar nazi, which is always nice. And while my classmates are learning how to ask where the library is and commenting on how their aunt is nice, Latin students get to read action.

by JLaff on Dec 14, 2008 9:57 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

You want a hard language, try learning Ancient Greek

It doesn’t have an ablative, but other than that it’s way more complicated than Latin: you’ve got an optative mood (in addition to indicative, subjunctive, imperative, infinitive), an aorist tense, and occasionally dual number (in addition to singular and plural). Plus you have to deal with dialectical differences. It can be an incredible headache.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Dec 14, 2008 10:22 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

it's worth it,

if only for the euphamism ‘I beat my blankets’ in Euripedes’ cyclops. That said, Plato’s descriptions of how bees organise their society nearly killed me…

BB should send scouts to watch cricket players.

by alea iacta est on Dec 14, 2008 11:14 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Forgot to mention the middle voice (in addition to active and passive) and accents!

I learned Greek in a 10-week intensive course one summer — 6 weeks to learn the language, and 4 weeks on Plato’s Apology. I remember about a month in that we’d learned an enormous amount, including what seemed like 4 conjugations or so. 6 principle parts for each verb, pulling apart prefixes and suffixes to figure out what a word means, etc. And then our teacher said, “Okay, all the verbs you’ve learned so far were the first conjugation. Now, we’re going to learn -mi verbs,” and I my heart sank.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Dec 14, 2008 12:14 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I often pine over

lesbi…ah, nevermind.

99 MPH with as much control as a deflating balloon - CurveballKing on H-Rod

by Scottbass on Dec 14, 2008 10:24 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

believe me

when we were learning this stuff as eighteen year olds, that was very funny.

oh wait. yes. still is.

BB should send scouts to watch cricket players.

by alea iacta est on Dec 15, 2008 11:31 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

my reading ‘ablative absolutes’ as ‘ablutive (not even a word, but related to ablution) absolutes’ = not so brilliant…lol

"I'm on hold for now"- Bobby Crosby

by DyeLongJustice on Dec 14, 2008 8:51 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

"quod" can also mean "because"

so I was trying to figure out a causative relationship between viridis and aurum, although I still have a problem with the cases there. Wouldn’t aurique be the genitive singular of the noun aurum? The adjectival form is aureus, so I’d translate “the green and gold room” as camera viridis aureaque.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Dec 14, 2008 10:03 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I was stuck on "camera"

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Dec 14, 2008 10:50 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

yeah...

i assumed it was from the noun, translating as ‘a room of green and gold’.

swings and roundabouts, really

BB should send scouts to watch cricket players.

by alea iacta est on Dec 14, 2008 11:06 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

If it was said on this site,

the most reliable guess would be “geek”.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Dec 14, 2008 1:01 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

i concur

hence, ‘bastardised’. anyway, who are you to say that asterix is less reliable?

BB should send scouts to watch cricket players.

by alea iacta est on Dec 14, 2008 1:16 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I've gotta say

I like the collection of Latinists that AN boasts. Wish I would’ve known about you guys earlier this semester, but it’s pretty much done now.

Sorry, Leopold, I have no sign ideas nor do I have a pre-Mt. Davis photo. Good luck, though.

by JLaff on Dec 14, 2008 11:18 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Great idea

There is a serious lack of A’s crap available. I can’t find a decent desktop wallpaper to save my life. It’d be really cool if AN took the lead in generating A’s content like that. Leaving aside all legal matters, of course.

And to hell with the James Joyce reference, Leopold, I always pictured you like this:

Ryan Sweeney: I probably irrationally embraced him before you did.

by Joey C. on Dec 14, 2008 11:23 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Uncle Lou?!

I see a deranged rabbit, on fire, cowering away from a vagina. I await the results of the Rorschaschererer. -Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Dec 14, 2008 4:48 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Leo....Lou...

what’s a vowel between friends?

I see a deranged rabbit, on fire, cowering away from a vagina. I await the results of the Rorschaschererer. -Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Dec 14, 2008 9:00 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Among friends,

what’s a bowel?

I see a deranged rabbit, on fire, cowering away from a vagina. I await the results of the Rorschaschererer. -Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Dec 15, 2008 3:19 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

How moving!

:-)

This party's over

by lynnzgal on Dec 15, 2008 6:07 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

camera viridis quod aurum

The meaning of life is not so much 'found,' as it is 'made.' --Opus

by The Dogfather on Dec 14, 2008 11:29 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Kalima shakhtiday

I'll send you a postcard from Space Mountain. @('.')@

by monkeyball on Dec 15, 2008 9:41 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Ee-e-e-e-um-um-a-weh Ah-wemoweh….

The meaning of life is not so much 'found,' as it is 'made.' --Opus

by The Dogfather on Dec 15, 2008 10:19 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

The only reason I know that "camera" means "room"

is because of the Radcliffe Camera in Oxford. The name very much confused me for the first week or so.

by whiteshoes40 on Dec 14, 2008 2:26 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Mr. Leopold Bloom

check your email for picture of pre-Mt. Davis

"RIP: UserID: 553"

by Masaryk on Dec 14, 2008 2:45 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

I love how I offer some free stuff

and it turns into a debate on Latin.

My original thought was a play on Camera Lucida, as I was talking about images and such. But I always loved Barthes and thought his unbridled affection for his mother was very sweet, and not at all creepy. Upon reflection, I suppose had he been born in Alabama and not in France, I would feel differently about that. I’m not sure what that says about me, but…

So does anyone have any suggestions about some free stickers? I know when we used to sell the circles (Small Sample Size, Joe Morgan can kiss my bunt, etc.), I put one on the side of my computer tower. It doesn’t have to be a square/rectangle and it doesn’t have to go on your auto.

Actually, the one on my tower is still there (WWBD), which either suggests my blind allegiance to our GM, or my desperate need for technological upgrade. Maybe both.

I see a deranged rabbit, on fire, cowering away from a vagina. I await the results of the Rorschaschererer. -Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Dec 14, 2008 4:47 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

It's a great idea

Someone must have good ideas / graphic design abilities… What with all the photoshopped images in game threads.

Also, rec’d so more people see this. Free stuff is fun.

"There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want" -Bill Watterson

by nevermoor on Dec 14, 2008 6:06 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Free stuff is fun.

I should’ve avoided the Latin, I suppose.

I’ve got graphic design abilities (or at least, I’ve developed some over the course of the last year), but it’s very against the collective AN spirit if I just say, “Hey, I designed this stuff here—who wants one?”

I see a deranged rabbit, on fire, cowering away from a vagina. I await the results of the Rorschaschererer. -Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Dec 14, 2008 7:04 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Re: the Latin,

only on AN right? This is very nice of you.

This party's over

by lynnzgal on Dec 15, 2008 1:10 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

why thank you.

Consider it a mending of the ways for disappearing on all of you for the last…three months or so. I’m a wily sign guy, and we’re an unpredictable lot.

I see a deranged rabbit, on fire, cowering away from a vagina. I await the results of the Rorschaschererer. -Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Dec 15, 2008 6:06 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

AN Irish Hebrew....

offering Holiday gifts in Latin.

It really is an upside down world…..isn’t it?

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Dec 14, 2008 5:34 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Poor Latin, at that.

I see a deranged rabbit, on fire, cowering away from a vagina. I await the results of the Rorschaschererer. -Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Dec 14, 2008 7:04 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

sorry-

i wasn’t having a go at your latin skillz – it was just, yknow, something to talk about on a wet Sunday afternoon

BB should send scouts to watch cricket players.

by alea iacta est on Dec 14, 2008 7:06 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

It would take more than that to offend me, good sir.

My Latin is poor. Non-existent, even.

I see a deranged rabbit, on fire, cowering away from a vagina. I await the results of the Rorschaschererer. -Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Dec 14, 2008 7:35 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

fucae youm

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Dec 14, 2008 7:49 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

That one, I get.

I see a deranged rabbit, on fire, cowering away from a vagina. I await the results of the Rorschaschererer. -Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Dec 14, 2008 8:16 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Drat

Ceum Geum Veum.

Bannum.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Dec 14, 2008 8:44 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

A Latin poem for the GM

O, sibili, si ergo
Fortibus es, in ero
O, nobili, themis trux
Vadis inem?
Causan dux.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Dec 14, 2008 7:53 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

I don't speak Latin,

so I flagged that as a CGV just in case.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Dec 14, 2008 8:05 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

OMG - Mrs doctorK was telling me about that poem today

She remembers it being from Omni magazine as this:

O civile, se ergo
Fortibus es, inero
O novile, Deus trux
Vatis inem?
Causan dux.

And, here’s the “translation” for Nico and the other Latin-challenged folk.

O see, Willy, see ’er go forty buses in a row.
O no Willy, dey is trucks.
What is in them?
Cows and ducks (sorry Nico, no goats)

"However, at Elias, I think they keep track of the amount of sunflower seeds spit in a dugout each night." - Brad Ziegler, 8/7/08

by doctorK on Dec 14, 2008 8:37 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

You got it!

But the one I learned (“O, sibili”) works for our GM, not the groundskeeper in the Simpsons!

There’s also a real-Latin one I learned in college (but have since forgotten) that is a series of puns based on Latin’s system of long and short syllables. When you first read it (I think it was an elegiac couplet), it looks like a verse about a shepherd forgetting his sheep. When you pay attention to the poetic meter (which is based on long and short syllables) you realize that it’s actually about the shepherd smearing himself with eggs.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Dec 14, 2008 8:43 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

If I were lucky enough to be a shepherd,

the LAST thing I’d smear myself with would be eggs.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Dec 14, 2008 8:45 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Did you ever know

that you’re my hero?

I see a deranged rabbit, on fire, cowering away from a vagina. I await the results of the Rorschaschererer. -Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Dec 14, 2008 8:16 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Nice sig - I said that?

I really need to stop drinking so much in the morning.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Dec 14, 2008 8:45 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

You said that in the evening.

"God doesn't pay attention to your cute little hypotheticals." -- Jeff from LL

by oblique on Dec 14, 2008 8:55 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

If I hadn't drunk so much in the morning,

it’s unlikely I would have been so drunk in the evening.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Dec 14, 2008 8:59 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Just don't throw your shoes at anyone.

And remember, if you’re backed into a corner, it’s all Ed Werder’s fault.

I see a deranged rabbit, on fire, cowering away from a vagina. I await the results of the Rorschaschererer. -Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Dec 14, 2008 9:02 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Wait...If I can't find my pants,

how can my shoes still be on? This is weird.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Dec 14, 2008 9:04 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Ed Werder stole your pants!

I see a deranged rabbit, on fire, cowering away from a vagina. I await the results of the Rorschaschererer. -Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Dec 14, 2008 9:14 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

How do you say "cause and effect" in Latin?

"AN, Reducing Work Productivity since 2003", connie mack 11/06/08

by adragon on Dec 15, 2008 1:34 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

a priori

lit – from what comes before.

that’s one for all the Kant fans out there…

BB should send scouts to watch cricket players.

by alea iacta est on Dec 15, 2008 1:43 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

and not

Jeff Kant

just to get that humdinger in there first

BB should send scouts to watch cricket players.

by alea iacta est on Dec 15, 2008 1:44 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Who is this Jeff

and what can’t he do?

I see a deranged rabbit, on fire, cowering away from a vagina. I await the results of the Rorschaschererer. -Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Dec 15, 2008 3:20 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

i'm a classics minor

and therefore have taken way more latin than anyone probably should. I’ll think up some ideas in the next few days.

by MaineAthletic on Dec 14, 2008 8:44 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

More tortued Latin

My freshman year at UC Davis, the student radio station has this DJ who was really way out there. He made a station promo that went something like this (I’m going by memory here).

(sounds of something like shovels scraping against rocks)
It’s time for your Latin-for-lovers lesson for the day.
Lesson number one: Cogito, ergo sum.
Translation: I think, therefore I am.
Lesson number two: Gort, Klaatu barada nicto.
Translation: Gort, be a good fellow and fetch my slippers please.
Lesson number three: Un tutuo KDVS in Davisium
Translation: And you are tuned to KDVS, in Davis, just left of center on your FM dial (this part is a little hazy – it’s been over 25 years since I heard this promo).

"However, at Elias, I think they keep track of the amount of sunflower seeds spit in a dugout each night." - Brad Ziegler, 8/7/08

by doctorK on Dec 14, 2008 9:39 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Gort,

don’t throw my slippers at the president.

I see a deranged rabbit, on fire, cowering away from a vagina. I await the results of the Rorschaschererer. -Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Dec 14, 2008 9:45 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

How's about this?

It’s simple, elegant. Concise.

I see a deranged rabbit, on fire, cowering away from a vagina. I await the results of the Rorschaschererer. -Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Dec 14, 2008 11:01 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

I like it -- can we get more clever with the "beat up" verb?

Is there a stats term with two syllables that would mean something similar?

What say you, stat geeks? Anybody get 800 on BOTH SATs?

The meaning of life is not so much 'found,' as it is 'made.' --Opus

by The Dogfather on Dec 15, 2008 7:10 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Something like this:

Disprove, Break down, Decimate, Confound, Baffle, Subjugate, Outwit, Surmount, Vanquish, Pommel, Eliminate Erase, Rub out, Expunge, Extirpate

Not sure any of these is The One; my favorites bolded.

The meaning of life is not so much 'found,' as it is 'made.' --Opus

by The Dogfather on Dec 15, 2008 7:40 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

OutVORP!

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Dec 15, 2008 8:09 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

That's awfully, I dunno ... nerdy.

The meaning of life is not so much 'found,' as it is 'made.' --Opus

by The Dogfather on Dec 15, 2008 10:05 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

how about "replace"

as a nod to replacement value

"There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want" -Bill Watterson

by nevermoor on Dec 15, 2008 10:33 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Out Vorp is awesome!

and I have no idea what that means.

This party's over

by lynnzgal on Dec 16, 2008 9:33 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

How 'bout

“Our stat heads project to be better than your stat heads.”?

"Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it?"-Steve McCatty

by 5Aces on Dec 15, 2008 11:43 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

bolded?

Wheres the English Nazi when you need him?

"AN, Reducing Work Productivity since 2003", connie mack 11/06/08

by adragon on Dec 15, 2008 1:36 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

emboldened?

The meaning of life is not so much 'found,' as it is 'made.' --Opus

by The Dogfather on Dec 15, 2008 1:38 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

much betterer

"AN, Reducing Work Productivity since 2003", connie mack 11/06/08

by adragon on Dec 15, 2008 1:39 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

How about:

Athletics Nation: Sabermetrics Proves
We’re Better Than You.

I see a deranged rabbit, on fire, cowering away from a vagina. I await the results of the Rorschaschererer. -Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Dec 15, 2008 12:47 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

I like it

Sign me up for any free stuff.

"AN, Reducing Work Productivity since 2003", connie mack 11/06/08

by adragon on Dec 15, 2008 1:39 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

We hafta come to some sort of consensus

before I start mailing stuff out, willy-nilly. That, and addresses. I can’t just put:

Monkeyball
San Francisco, CA

Nico
East Bay…let’s say…Piedmont?, CA

I see a deranged rabbit, on fire, cowering away from a vagina. I await the results of the Rorschaschererer. -Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Dec 15, 2008 3:23 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Do you want mailing addies emailed to you? urf4@yahoo.com?

The meaning of life is not so much 'found,' as it is 'made.' --Opus

by The Dogfather on Dec 15, 2008 3:36 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

That'll work.

I see a deranged rabbit, on fire, cowering away from a vagina. I await the results of the Rorschaschererer. -Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Dec 15, 2008 4:22 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Just mail it to the Animal Farm at Tilden Park

They know me there.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Dec 15, 2008 4:56 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Isn't there a restraining order?

I see a deranged rabbit, on fire, cowering away from a vagina. I await the results of the Rorschaschererer. -Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Dec 15, 2008 5:27 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

animals, Leopold

It’s a retraining order.

I'll send you a postcard from Space Mountain. @('.')@

by monkeyball on Dec 15, 2008 5:27 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

So, who goes first, then?

I see a deranged rabbit, on fire, cowering away from a vagina. I await the results of the Rorschaschererer. -Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Dec 15, 2008 5:28 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

The chicken, then the egg

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Dec 15, 2008 5:54 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

But where did the chicken come from?

"There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want" -Bill Watterson

by nevermoor on Dec 15, 2008 7:20 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Albertsons

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Dec 15, 2008 8:17 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Who is this Albert?

And why are his offspring giving you chickens? Don’t they know what you’ll do to them?

I see a deranged rabbit, on fire, cowering away from a vagina. I await the results of the Rorschaschererer. -Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Dec 16, 2008 6:29 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

"Athletics Nation is for Cunning Linguists"

Ray: "How fun is it to be up here playing in the Big Leagues?"
Gio: "It's *SUPER* fun!!!"

by Poppy on Dec 16, 2008 4:35 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

lol!

This party's over

by lynnzgal on Dec 16, 2008 5:31 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

You know, that might work.

I see a deranged rabbit, on fire, cowering away from a vagina. I await the results of the Rorschaschererer. -Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Dec 16, 2008 8:07 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Now, don't get me wrong --

I like to think of myself as being as cunning as the next practicing linguist, and if there was a poll I’d vote in the affirmative on the concept — but on a bumper sticker? For me, not so much.

I’d go with the outVORP idea, unless The Primate can come up with something suitably Spartacrusty. And — if you make a bunch, I’d be happy to hand ’em out at FanFest/Workout Day.

The meaning of life is not so much 'found,' as it is 'made.' --Opus

by The Dogfather on Dec 17, 2008 11:19 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

We really should come to some consensus...

I’d like to do these over the upcoming lull, should perceived lull occur.

I see a deranged rabbit, on fire, cowering away from a vagina. I await the results of the Rorschaschererer. -Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Dec 16, 2008 8:12 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Lull?

What is this lull you refer to, because I haven’t seen one.

This party's over

by lynnzgal on Dec 16, 2008 9:36 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Much like teaching,

(or perhaps even glass-making), there seems to be a lull in the sign industry through the holiday season. But, like you, I’ve yet to see it. I seem busier than ever, which seems strange for a recession.

I see a deranged rabbit, on fire, cowering away from a vagina. I await the results of the Rorschaschererer. -Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Dec 16, 2008 10:14 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Its a good problem to have,

so I won’t argue. There is plenty of money out there

This party's over

by lynnzgal on Dec 16, 2008 10:24 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

um...

k.

I see a deranged rabbit, on fire, cowering away from a vagina. I await the results of the Rorschaschererer. -Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Dec 16, 2008 10:31 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Sorry,

’night.

This party's over

by lynnzgal on Dec 16, 2008 10:35 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

If you specialize in "Going Out Of Business" signs,

business is probably pretty brisk. :-(

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Dec 17, 2008 5:42 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

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