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Weekend Link Dump 11/8-9 Simon Says

Simon Says promotion falls short of world record.

Other Simons say: "I'm sorry! I'm sorry!"

 "Where have you gone, Joe Dimaggio?"

 "Mickey Mantle wet his bed 'til he was 16 years old?"

 "Eaahh!"

 "I want to apologize to her and the fans of Milwaukee."

 "I'm thirsty. Give me a cup of tea!"

 "If only I had been born Italian. All the best Yankees are Italian.

Dump away.

Ha! You're out.

I didn't say, "Simon says...".