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Open Thread: Playoffs - Day Three (cont)

Comments at AN have worked out perfectly. 400 comments on the Rays' game, just in time to open a new thread for the Angels' game, after the Rays put another satisfying win on the board, and are now one game away from advancing to the ALCS.

Red Sox at Angels - 6:37PM
D. Matsuzaka v. E. Santana
Red Sox lead series 1-0
Over the Monster
Halos Heaven

If you aren't a fan of the Angels (and hello, this is AN!), the only way Game One could have been more satisfying would have been to see K-rod giving up a slam to lose the game. But errors in the field and on the bases are almost just as fun, as the Angels are poised to lose their eleventh straight post-season game against the Red Sox, and ninth overall. With a straight series loss, I think we may be able to shed the "Choke-land" moniker over at Halos Heaven; at least we won a lot of playoff games before losing the clinchers. But there is a long way to go; I would say that the despite how good Dice-K has been this year, the pitching matchup favors Santana and the Angels tonight. They are a good team; and they haven't owned the Red Sox this year only to be dispatched so easily in the playoffs...have they?

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Hey!

It’s kind of nice in here.

by thesteve9x on Oct 3, 2008 6:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I see Brian Anderson wears #32...

think he does that in memory of Ryan?

But he came back. And there was much rejoicing.

by Jennifer on Oct 3, 2008 6:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Was that Ryan's old number?

Cust has it here… I guess Rookie Ry didn’t want to ask Mr. Three True Outcomes for his number.

by whiteshoes40 on Oct 3, 2008 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think he wore 31 in Chicago.

But he came back. And there was much rejoicing.

by Jennifer on Oct 3, 2008 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Happy Birthday Eck!

They gave him a cake during the pre-game.

by thesteve9x on Oct 3, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I want cake!

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by Jennifer on Oct 3, 2008 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You deserve cake!

If I don't comment on your comment how will you know you are completely wrong? -Rocktopus

by pam5981 on Oct 3, 2008 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I even shaved my legs this morning.

:(

But he came back. And there was much rejoicing.

by Jennifer on Oct 3, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL...

was that supposed to go here or down in the shaving conversation?

If I don't comment on your comment how will you know you are completely wrong? -Rocktopus

by pam5981 on Oct 3, 2008 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Here.

But he came back. And there was much rejoicing.

by Jennifer on Oct 3, 2008 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well then you definitely deserve cake because you shaved your legs this morning.

If I don't comment on your comment how will you know you are completely wrong? -Rocktopus

by pam5981 on Oct 3, 2008 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I sent it by FedEx...

so it might be stuck with Tom Hanks on a desert island. He’ll deliver it in 5 years or so.

by whiteshoes40 on Oct 3, 2008 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You should have sent it to Ryan's house.

I have plenty of free time to stalk him now.

But he came back. And there was much rejoicing.

by Jennifer on Oct 3, 2008 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Eck does pre and postgame for the red sox

makes me sick. esp when they play the A’s and he starts talking trash about the A’s

by oakinboston on Oct 3, 2008 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Way to lose just in time for the next game, ChiSox.

If I don't comment on your comment how will you know you are completely wrong? -Rocktopus

by pam5981 on Oct 3, 2008 6:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The timing for all these games has worked out surprisingly well.

I would’ve expected some to go over their time slot, but it’s actually been pretty perfect.

by whiteshoes40 on Oct 3, 2008 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wonder what Crazy Suit guy is wearing tonight.

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by Jennifer on Oct 3, 2008 6:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

that tie is terrific

not sure about the pocket square though. need a closer look at that.

by oakinboston on Oct 3, 2008 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

There he is!

It looks like he killed a leprechaun and took his jacket.

But he came back. And there was much rejoicing.

by Jennifer on Oct 3, 2008 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He should've left the jacket

and taken the pot of gold. Then he could’ve bought some normal clothes.

by whiteshoes40 on Oct 3, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What's the record between TB and Bos this year?

If I don't comment on your comment how will you know you are completely wrong? -Rocktopus

by pam5981 on Oct 3, 2008 6:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

8-8

Boston 7-2 at Fenway, but 1-6 at the Trop.

by thesteve9x on Oct 3, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What about LAAAAAA?

If I don't comment on your comment how will you know you are completely wrong? -Rocktopus

by pam5981 on Oct 3, 2008 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Between LA and TB?

6-2 in favor of TB. Angels are 2-1 in LA, and 0-5 at the Trop.

by thesteve9x on Oct 3, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

In other words

Home field for the ALCS will be HUGE.

by thesteve9x on Oct 3, 2008 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kotsay's at 1B tonight

If I don't comment on your comment how will you know you are completely wrong? -Rocktopus

by pam5981 on Oct 3, 2008 6:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Aw.

But he came back. And there was much rejoicing.

by Jennifer on Oct 3, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

65 delicious degrees.

by thesteve9x on Oct 3, 2008 6:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

"good energy in the crowd...thunder sticks" (announcer)

is that the only way they know how to make noise?

by OaklandSi on Oct 3, 2008 6:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The air is too thick with smog

Can’t just clap with your hands, need something heavier and louder.

by thesteve9x on Oct 3, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Legs?

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by Jennifer on Oct 3, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Legs don't clap like that.

They should just get the booty clap going.

by thesteve9x on Oct 3, 2008 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

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by Jennifer on Oct 3, 2008 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did Youkilis grow a huge beard in the last 2 days?

He looks significantly worse than he did the other day.

by whiteshoes40 on Oct 3, 2008 6:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

If he would have shaved he could have scored there.

That beard is holding him back. Less aerodynamic.

by thesteve9x on Oct 3, 2008 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't understand.

He shaves his head…. but leaves the beard?

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by Jennifer on Oct 3, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WOW.

If I don't comment on your comment how will you know you are completely wrong? -Rocktopus

by pam5981 on Oct 3, 2008 6:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh

Screw the slegna

May the Angels have only bad luck in the playoffs and anything bad goes as long as they lose, short of DEATH that is.

by Trainman on Oct 3, 2008 6:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

JASON BAY

wow! what a shot!

by thesteve9x on Oct 3, 2008 6:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

this postseason is like a really awesome dream

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Oct 3, 2008 6:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That's pretty.

But he came back. And there was much rejoicing.

by Jennifer on Oct 3, 2008 6:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I hate to say this but

I’m actually rooting for the Red Sox to take down these Angel bitches………….And we all know how much we collectively hate the Red Sox!

Go Kotsay!!!!!

by mrod on Oct 3, 2008 6:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

gotcha!

Im rooting for Tampa to go to the WS myself!

by mrod on Oct 3, 2008 6:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The Angels are finally regressing to the mean!!!!!

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Oct 3, 2008 6:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What's that smell like?

Angels fans should be used to it.

by thesteve9x on Oct 3, 2008 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

rat poop

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Oct 3, 2008 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

well boy howdy, looks like certain series

are falling into place.. (of course, i said that before, years back, about a team in green)

alaska A (now in Colorado)

by ak_A on Oct 3, 2008 6:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

rat poop

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Oct 3, 2008 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You know what is a waste of money? Those pastas from pizza hut. They cost 30$ for two pans plus breadsticks, but the pans were small and the homemade pasta my mother in law makes actually tastes better, so I wouldn’t get those again.

by likeiwouldtellyou on Oct 3, 2008 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It weirds me out how they measure the pasta in pounds in the ads.

However many pounds of pasta just doesn’t sound appetizing to me.

by whiteshoes40 on Oct 3, 2008 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hahahahahaha

The A's colors are green and gold.

by mikeA on Oct 3, 2008 6:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WTF just happened?

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by Jennifer on Oct 3, 2008 7:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That was Stooges-esque.

If I don't comment on your comment how will you know you are completely wrong? -Rocktopus

by pam5981 on Oct 3, 2008 7:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Batting with two outs: Now 8-10.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Oct 3, 2008 7:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OK, they really do intend to run the Adam and Eve ad on the radio broadcast

If you type TEAM in the Offer Code at checkout, you get 50% off one item.

by Soaker on Oct 3, 2008 7:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Woo!

But he came back. And there was much rejoicing.

by Jennifer on Oct 3, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Happiness is

getting home from work and finding the Angels losing.

Yeah, I’m easy/

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Oct 3, 2008 7:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

But not cheap, I hope

"However, at Elias, I think they keep track of the amount of sunflower seeds spit in a dugout each night." - Brad Ziegler, 8/7/08

by doctorK on Oct 3, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh no

Papa’s gotta get paid.

OK, that was creepy, even by my standards.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Oct 3, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This feeling. Is it schadenfreude?
"largely unanticipated delight in the suffering of another which is cognized as trivial and/or appropriate."

Hmmm…I wouldn’t call this unanticipated…

Children, until we have taught them better, will be perfectly happy with a seasonal round of games in which conkers succeeds hopscotch.

by salb918 on Oct 3, 2008 7:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Not in the least.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Oct 3, 2008 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I fully anticipate the joy of watching one of these two teams choke down a steaming pile of shite

"However, at Elias, I think they keep track of the amount of sunflower seeds spit in a dugout each night." - Brad Ziegler, 8/7/08

by doctorK on Oct 3, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's what I like about, doctor

So articulate and endearing all at once.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Oct 3, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes, anticipated delight is the word I would use.

Children, until we have taught them better, will be perfectly happy with a seasonal round of games in which conkers succeeds hopscotch.

by salb918 on Oct 3, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So conflicted

Let’s go Angels

Let’s go Sawx

fark it

Let’s Go A’s!!!!!!

"However, at Elias, I think they keep track of the amount of sunflower seeds spit in a dugout each night." - Brad Ziegler, 8/7/08

by doctorK on Oct 3, 2008 7:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

freudian slip?

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Oct 3, 2008 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Oct 3, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm losing interest.

But he came back. And there was much rejoicing.

by Jennifer on Oct 3, 2008 7:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I love Sudoku.

Maybe we can teach Ryan. I have the iPod version.

But he came back. And there was much rejoicing.

by Jennifer on Oct 3, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

There's an iPod version?

I guess I’m old-fashioned. Here I sit using paper and a pencil.

And yes, Ryan needs new hobbies. We can mail him audio books and Sudoku, c/o the A’s.

by whiteshoes40 on Oct 3, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah.

I think it’s for any verison newer than the Nano 3G.

But he came back. And there was much rejoicing.

by Jennifer on Oct 3, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey did you

order the champagne facial?

Sorry, I’m late,

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Oct 3, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't let it happen again.

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by Jennifer on Oct 3, 2008 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Never, ever.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Oct 3, 2008 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gotta hit the sack early for work tomorrow, huh?

(real sorry to hear about that, BTW).

Children, until we have taught them better, will be perfectly happy with a seasonal round of games in which conkers succeeds hopscotch.

by salb918 on Oct 3, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

Thanks.

But he came back. And there was much rejoicing.

by Jennifer on Oct 3, 2008 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah! This postseason is FUN!

So, bring on Bonds! Or, not... then, bring back Langerhans!! -One won lost one

by baseballgirl on Oct 3, 2008 7:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

"However, at Elias, I think they keep track of the amount of sunflower seeds spit in a dugout each night." - Brad Ziegler, 8/7/08

by doctorK on Oct 3, 2008 7:38 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

You think we could get one of those giant bats for BoCro?

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by Jennifer on Oct 3, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He'd still miss the low outside slider

"However, at Elias, I think they keep track of the amount of sunflower seeds spit in a dugout each night." - Brad Ziegler, 8/7/08

by doctorK on Oct 3, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

QOTM

Children, until we have taught them better, will be perfectly happy with a seasonal round of games in which conkers succeeds hopscotch.

by salb918 on Oct 3, 2008 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Uh-oh

But he came back. And there was much rejoicing.

by Jennifer on Oct 3, 2008 7:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hunter Hurt

arguing the play

Andy Bernard does not lose contests. He wins them. Or he quits them. Because they're unfair.

by BigTuna on Oct 3, 2008 7:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

How Milton Bradley of him

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Oct 3, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Beat you? That's Bud Black

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Oct 3, 2008 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Angel player hurts self arguing = hilarious comeuppance for any Angel except Torii.

Children, until we have taught them better, will be perfectly happy with a seasonal round of games in which conkers succeeds hopscotch.

by salb918 on Oct 3, 2008 7:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

all of a sudden

i want a volcano taco

Andy Bernard does not lose contests. He wins them. Or he quits them. Because they're unfair.

by BigTuna on Oct 3, 2008 7:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I want a very large fish sandwich.

A Big Tuna, if you will.

Children, until we have taught them better, will be perfectly happy with a seasonal round of games in which conkers succeeds hopscotch.

by salb918 on Oct 3, 2008 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They should really think about getting the Monkey going again

If nothing else, it’ll antagonize Boston fans. It drove me nuts, anyway.

by Jeremy Belvins on Oct 3, 2008 7:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Uh oh!

Tori Hunter might be seriously hurt…….

by mrod on Oct 3, 2008 7:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

he's still in the game

perhaps only his feelings hurt

Andy Bernard does not lose contests. He wins them. Or he quits them. Because they're unfair.

by BigTuna on Oct 3, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Looks like he lost an i

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Oct 3, 2008 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

nice

If I don't comment on your comment how will you know you are completely wrong? -Rocktopus

by pam5981 on Oct 3, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

why in the name of Ba'al are they playing Kotsay at first?

It was dumb enough when the A’s did it.

It's just something we do. It's not something we like. @('.')@

by monkeyball on Oct 3, 2008 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lowell was scratched

Not sure why they didn’t put Lowrie at third, Youk at first, though.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Oct 3, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I shouldn't have laughed at the replay.

Karma will kill Ryan.

But he came back. And there was much rejoicing.

by Jennifer on Oct 3, 2008 7:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

karma doesn't seem like the killing type

perhaps karma will just dislocate some obscure joint

Andy Bernard does not lose contests. He wins them. Or he quits them. Because they're unfair.

by BigTuna on Oct 3, 2008 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Karma hides my keys

and spills my pepsi

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Oct 3, 2008 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hehe, bet Torii is thankful to get a flyball from kotsay he doesnt have to dive for.

doesnt seem to work out to well for him in the playoffs if i recall

by oakinboston on Oct 3, 2008 7:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

How interesting nobody ever seems to mention him mis-playing a single into an inside-the-park-HR

"However, at Elias, I think they keep track of the amount of sunflower seeds spit in a dugout each night." - Brad Ziegler, 8/7/08

by doctorK on Oct 3, 2008 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They mentioned it on the pre-show....

one of them, anyway. But I had the TV on mute, so I don’t know what they were saying.

But he came back. And there was much rejoicing.

by Jennifer on Oct 3, 2008 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

awesome

Children, until we have taught them better, will be perfectly happy with a seasonal round of games in which conkers succeeds hopscotch.

by salb918 on Oct 3, 2008 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

For a team with a bazillion outfielders,

the Red Sox can’t seem to find a competent right fielder.

Children, until we have taught them better, will be perfectly happy with a seasonal round of games in which conkers succeeds hopscotch.

by salb918 on Oct 3, 2008 7:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ooops, I mean Angels.

Children, until we have taught them better, will be perfectly happy with a seasonal round of games in which conkers succeeds hopscotch.

by salb918 on Oct 3, 2008 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

don't you mean the slegna?

Juan Rivera makes DFA and Cust look good.

"However, at Elias, I think they keep track of the amount of sunflower seeds spit in a dugout each night." - Brad Ziegler, 8/7/08

by doctorK on Oct 3, 2008 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I actually think Rivera is worse than Cust

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Oct 3, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

absolutely

Rivera is slow, lazy, clumsy, and indifferent in the field. Cust is merely slow and clumsy (and neither of those as bad as Rivera).

It's just something we do. It's not something we like. @('.')@

by monkeyball on Oct 3, 2008 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah baby

I mean, shite!

ugh

"However, at Elias, I think they keep track of the amount of sunflower seeds spit in a dugout each night." - Brad Ziegler, 8/7/08

by doctorK on Oct 3, 2008 7:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Oct 3, 2008 7:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I find this very funny

Children, until we have taught them better, will be perfectly happy with a seasonal round of games in which conkers succeeds hopscotch.

by salb918 on Oct 3, 2008 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh god, here comes another FAIL TV promo

TBS – very unfunny

"However, at Elias, I think they keep track of the amount of sunflower seeds spit in a dugout each night." - Brad Ziegler, 8/7/08

by doctorK on Oct 3, 2008 7:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I find impressions to be the lowest form of comedy.

Children, until we have taught them better, will be perfectly happy with a seasonal round of games in which conkers succeeds hopscotch.

by salb918 on Oct 3, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

but the highest form of flattery

Andy Bernard does not lose contests. He wins them. Or he quits them. Because they're unfair.

by BigTuna on Oct 3, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

and art

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Oct 3, 2008 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Craig Sager's suit, however, is a form of high comedy.

Yeesh.

Children, until we have taught them better, will be perfectly happy with a seasonal round of games in which conkers succeeds hopscotch.

by salb918 on Oct 3, 2008 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My eyeballs may never recover

Kinda like Torii’s knee

"However, at Elias, I think they keep track of the amount of sunflower seeds spit in a dugout each night." - Brad Ziegler, 8/7/08

by doctorK on Oct 3, 2008 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

what about dane cook?

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Oct 3, 2008 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

not a form of comedy

Children, until we have taught them better, will be perfectly happy with a seasonal round of games in which conkers succeeds hopscotch.

by salb918 on Oct 3, 2008 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

failed comedy = tragedy

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Oct 3, 2008 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Haha - I jinxed myself

Should try this every half-inning

"However, at Elias, I think they keep track of the amount of sunflower seeds spit in a dugout each night." - Brad Ziegler, 8/7/08

by doctorK on Oct 3, 2008 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol Angels.

by drmmerchk on Oct 3, 2008 7:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This is what happens when your name is Howie Kendrick and you play for the

Devils…i mean Slegna

'That's something we do...thirteen hits and not score'-Terrence Long

by DyeLongJustice on Oct 3, 2008 7:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

fail

'That's something we do...thirteen hits and not score'-Terrence Long

by DyeLongJustice on Oct 3, 2008 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Worst. Riverdance. Ever. Torii.

But he came back. And there was much rejoicing.

by Jennifer on Oct 3, 2008 7:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

No Dancing With The Stars for you

not yours, Torii

"However, at Elias, I think they keep track of the amount of sunflower seeds spit in a dugout each night." - Brad Ziegler, 8/7/08

by doctorK on Oct 3, 2008 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So, I went to the Halloween store today,

and saw a bunch of the costumes that the A’s rookies wore. I saw Ryan’s and what could have been the wig that he refused to wear. I took a picture of it.

by Kimberly on Oct 3, 2008 7:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

photoshop?

Andy Bernard does not lose contests. He wins them. Or he quits them. Because they're unfair.

by BigTuna on Oct 3, 2008 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

very good

I believe I’d hit it

"However, at Elias, I think they keep track of the amount of sunflower seeds spit in a dugout each night." - Brad Ziegler, 8/7/08

by doctorK on Oct 3, 2008 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow.

But he came back. And there was much rejoicing.

by Jennifer on Oct 3, 2008 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

did you just make that?

nice photoshop skillz

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Oct 3, 2008 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol I looove it!!

by drmmerchk on Oct 3, 2008 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Manny would* have had that

(* = wouldn’t)

Andy Bernard does not lose contests. He wins them. Or he quits them. Because they're unfair.

by BigTuna on Oct 3, 2008 7:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

"Its going to need a big hit to spark up this offense"

really?

Andy Bernard does not lose contests. He wins them. Or he quits them. Because they're unfair.

by BigTuna on Oct 3, 2008 7:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

too small a sample

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Oct 3, 2008 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

up is up
down is down
black is black
white is white.
don’t get killed at the next zebra crossing.

by MobiusKlein on Oct 3, 2008 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Up is down. Black is white.

It's just something we do. It's not something we like. @('.')@

by monkeyball on Oct 3, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

dane?

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Oct 3, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You know what, yegg? I believe you.

It's just something we do. It's not something we like. @('.')@

by monkeyball on Oct 3, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It makes me laugh when people don’t use the ThUnDeRsTiX correctly. Hitting one of them against the bar is not going to make any noise, dumb Angel fan.

by drmmerchk on Oct 3, 2008 7:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

the only proper use of a tHuNDersTiK is to inflate and then insert it ...

It's just something we do. It's not something we like. @('.')@

by monkeyball on Oct 3, 2008 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’d always prefer people don’t use them at all, but I mean, if you’re actually going to use them to make noise and cheer for your team, you might as well actually make some noise with them.

by drmmerchk on Oct 3, 2008 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'd suggest where the can put them that would do the most good...

but I’m afraid that might violate the laws of nature.

"However, at Elias, I think they keep track of the amount of sunflower seeds spit in a dugout each night." - Brad Ziegler, 8/7/08

by doctorK on Oct 3, 2008 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mickey Hatcher is an auxiliary member of the Chuck Finley Spoonerism Club

It's just something we do. It's not something we like. @('.')@

by monkeyball on Oct 3, 2008 7:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Torii Hunter at least sounds funny.

Children, until we have taught them better, will be perfectly happy with a seasonal round of games in which conkers succeeds hopscotch.

by salb918 on Oct 3, 2008 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

clutch bunt

It's just something we do. It's not something we like. @('.')@

by monkeyball on Oct 3, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

BIG HIT

A single so soft that it couldn’t score the runner from second with two outs.

Children, until we have taught them better, will be perfectly happy with a seasonal round of games in which conkers succeeds hopscotch.

by salb918 on Oct 3, 2008 8:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

damnit

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Oct 3, 2008 8:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

MATSUZAKA

I refuse to first-name any player from a team I despise.

"However, at Elias, I think they keep track of the amount of sunflower seeds spit in a dugout each night." - Brad Ziegler, 8/7/08

by doctorK on Oct 3, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

there are exceptions to that rule

Assjack and dor-K (hey, I never noticed that before …)

It's just something we do. It's not something we like. @('.')@

by monkeyball on Oct 3, 2008 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Properly speaking, those are descriptions rather than names, but I'll give you that

"However, at Elias, I think they keep track of the amount of sunflower seeds spit in a dugout each night." - Brad Ziegler, 8/7/08

by doctorK on Oct 3, 2008 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

FAIL

"However, at Elias, I think they keep track of the amount of sunflower seeds spit in a dugout each night." - Brad Ziegler, 8/7/08

by doctorK on Oct 3, 2008 8:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ah, the vaunted GA plate discipline!

It's just something we do. It's not something we like. @('.')@

by monkeyball on Oct 3, 2008 8:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, the guy Car Gon needs to learn from.

Children, until we have taught them better, will be perfectly happy with a seasonal round of games in which conkers succeeds hopscotch.

by salb918 on Oct 3, 2008 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

How is Mrs. Monkey doing?

But he came back. And there was much rejoicing.

by Jennifer on Oct 3, 2008 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

very well, all things considered

She’s busy making diapers as I type.

It's just something we do. It's not something we like. @('.')@

by monkeyball on Oct 3, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

... and gold!

(Actually, not quite yet; she’s a {shudder} Red Sox fan.)

It's just something we do. It's not something we like. @('.')@

by monkeyball on Oct 3, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

kidding, right?

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Oct 3, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

unfortunately, no

It’s the one glaring blemish on her karmic balance sheet.

It's just something we do. It's not something we like. @('.')@

by monkeyball on Oct 3, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If that's the only one

You have a pretty sweet deal goin’

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Oct 3, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh no!

But fine for tonight!

by lynnzgal on Oct 3, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I guess nobody’s perfect lol

by drmmerchk on Oct 3, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gasp!

But he came back. And there was much rejoicing.

by Jennifer on Oct 3, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

K!

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Oct 3, 2008 8:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

EL OH EL

"However, at Elias, I think they keep track of the amount of sunflower seeds spit in a dugout each night." - Brad Ziegler, 8/7/08

by doctorK on Oct 3, 2008 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

EL EM AY OH

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Oct 3, 2008 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

O HELZ NO

Children, until we have taught them better, will be perfectly happy with a seasonal round of games in which conkers succeeds hopscotch.

by salb918 on Oct 3, 2008 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Viva!

Children, until we have taught them better, will be perfectly happy with a seasonal round of games in which conkers succeeds hopscotch.

by salb918 on Oct 3, 2008 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm back from my yum rocket to the moon

I didn’t end up getting a yum rocket though, although the burger I had was amazing.

by thesteve9x on Oct 3, 2008 8:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh, and what'd I miss

The place I went didn’t have the game on :(

by thesteve9x on Oct 3, 2008 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Torii Hunter FAIL

Hurt his knee arguing with the 1B ump

"However, at Elias, I think they keep track of the amount of sunflower seeds spit in a dugout each night." - Brad Ziegler, 8/7/08

by doctorK on Oct 3, 2008 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No need

I’m sure they will show the replay at least 15 more times

"However, at Elias, I think they keep track of the amount of sunflower seeds spit in a dugout each night." - Brad Ziegler, 8/7/08

by doctorK on Oct 3, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh yeah

I meant per half inning

"However, at Elias, I think they keep track of the amount of sunflower seeds spit in a dugout each night." - Brad Ziegler, 8/7/08

by doctorK on Oct 3, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HAHAHA

What an EPIC FAIL

by thesteve9x on Oct 3, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You missed Torii hunter doing his best Milton Bradley.

But he came back. And there was much rejoicing.

by Jennifer on Oct 3, 2008 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'd love to see John Madden kick that bozo's ass

"However, at Elias, I think they keep track of the amount of sunflower seeds spit in a dugout each night." - Brad Ziegler, 8/7/08

by doctorK on Oct 3, 2008 8:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I like Teixeira and it makes me sad that he’s on the Angels every time I see him :(

by drmmerchk on Oct 3, 2008 8:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Will it be easier to see his as a Yank?

"However, at Elias, I think they keep track of the amount of sunflower seeds spit in a dugout each night." - Brad Ziegler, 8/7/08

by doctorK on Oct 3, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hmm you know I kind of want to say yes.

by drmmerchk on Oct 3, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

How in the name of Ozzie Osbourne did this guy post a sub-3 ERA this season?

"However, at Elias, I think they keep track of the amount of sunflower seeds spit in a dugout each night." - Brad Ziegler, 8/7/08

by doctorK on Oct 3, 2008 8:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Because he walks the bases loaded

and doesn’t let anyone score. It’s absolutely ridiculous.

by thesteve9x on Oct 3, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

4.82 xFIP

Children, until we have taught them better, will be perfectly happy with a seasonal round of games in which conkers succeeds hopscotch.

by salb918 on Oct 3, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

“thought it was a little high” yeahh umm it looked to me like he was going to take it no matter where it was.

by drmmerchk on Oct 3, 2008 8:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

triple play! lol

by drmmerchk on Oct 3, 2008 8:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

hunter went around, that was a K damnit

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Oct 3, 2008 8:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It looked like he didn’t touch the plate but my dad said he did so I guess I’m wrong lol

by drmmerchk on Oct 3, 2008 8:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

lol oh yeah he reached over his leg nevermind

by drmmerchk on Oct 3, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was a great slide

Texeira with the reach-around

"However, at Elias, I think they keep track of the amount of sunflower seeds spit in a dugout each night." - Brad Ziegler, 8/7/08

by doctorK on Oct 3, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hahaha

Tex with the reach around on Varitek.

by thesteve9x on Oct 3, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He couldn't resist Varitek's "C"

"However, at Elias, I think they keep track of the amount of sunflower seeds spit in a dugout each night." - Brad Ziegler, 8/7/08

by doctorK on Oct 3, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

now *that's* when you insert the tHuNdERstik

It's just something we do. It's not something we like. @('.')@

by monkeyball on Oct 3, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I love how the announcers were kissing Red Sox/Matsuzaka ass and now that he can’t find the strike zone they’re talking about how often he loses it and how good the Angels are lol

by drmmerchk on Oct 3, 2008 8:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Typical.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Oct 3, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's what they do

commentators are the biggest band wagon fans there are.

by thesteve9x on Oct 3, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was a really good nap.

I feel like I’m channeling Jennifer.

If I don't comment on your comment how will you know you are completely wrong? -Rocktopus

by pam5981 on Oct 3, 2008 8:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Uh-oh.

But he came back. And there was much rejoicing.

by Jennifer on Oct 3, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I on the other hand

should be in bed right now.

I have to be at the shop at 5 tomorrow.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Oct 3, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jennifer is an amateur ass-sitter

She’s learning from me though. She’ll be pro soon enough.

by thesteve9x on Oct 3, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

"This is when (Matsuzaka) is so tough"

When? When he is sucking?

"However, at Elias, I think they keep track of the amount of sunflower seeds spit in a dugout each night." - Brad Ziegler, 8/7/08

by doctorK on Oct 3, 2008 8:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

translation

“This is the sort of situation he got himself in a lot this season and was frequently inexplicably lucky getting out of.”

It's just something we do. It's not something we like. @('.')@

by monkeyball on Oct 3, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's just the 5th inning?

I’m not going to make it.

But he came back. And there was much rejoicing.

by Jennifer on Oct 3, 2008 8:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm getting out of the house soon.

Other than dinner, I had been in my room all day.

by thesteve9x on Oct 3, 2008 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Me neither.

I might not make it into the 6th.

Who’s warming up?

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Oct 3, 2008 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Stay strong.

Have some sugar. Caffeine. Drugs. One (or all) should do the trick.

by whiteshoes40 on Oct 3, 2008 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am thirsty.

But he came back. And there was much rejoicing.

by Jennifer on Oct 3, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm having wine.

If I don't comment on your comment how will you know you are completely wrong? -Rocktopus

by pam5981 on Oct 3, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was actually going to have Pepsi...

but you convinced me to have some cheap alcohol instead.

But he came back. And there was much rejoicing.

by Jennifer on Oct 3, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'll send you some of my free Pepsi.

Should get there about the same time as the cake.

by whiteshoes40 on Oct 3, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Me either,

road trip to Konocti to see Plant/Krauss tomorrow.

by lynnzgal on Oct 3, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It hurts to watch Vlad run.

But he came back. And there was much rejoicing.

by Jennifer on Oct 3, 2008 8:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I think if he got thrown out at third again one or both of my parents would have thrown something through the TV lol

by drmmerchk on Oct 3, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is Vlad running on his own accord in this series?

Who in their right mind would send him on any situation?

by thesteve9x on Oct 3, 2008 8:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

in their right mind? No one.

Scioscia and Ebel would, though.

It's just something we do. It's not something we like. @('.')@

by monkeyball on Oct 3, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

vlad runs like mike sweeny just back from knee surgery

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Oct 3, 2008 8:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

vlad runs like mike sweeny just back fromduring knee surgery

"However, at Elias, I think they keep track of the amount of sunflower seeds spit in a dugout each night." - Brad Ziegler, 8/7/08

by doctorK on Oct 3, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

looks like a wounded gazelle

Children, until we have taught them better, will be perfectly happy with a seasonal round of games in which conkers succeeds hopscotch.

by salb918 on Oct 3, 2008 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

FAIL

"However, at Elias, I think they keep track of the amount of sunflower seeds spit in a dugout each night." - Brad Ziegler, 8/7/08

by doctorK on Oct 3, 2008 8:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

36 pitches, one run.

It’s like he’s pitching against the A’s.

Children, until we have taught them better, will be perfectly happy with a seasonal round of games in which conkers succeeds hopscotch.

by salb918 on Oct 3, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice job at the end, but watching Matsusaka

just reinforces my belief that he is highly overrated. He’s “ok” – as guys among the league’s leaders in walks go, as guys whose pitch count allows them to throw 5 IP go.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Oct 3, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Free credit report dot com!

But he came back. And there was much rejoicing.

by Jennifer on Oct 3, 2008 8:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Whoops.

But he came back. And there was much rejoicing.

by Jennifer on Oct 3, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Torii FAIL!!!!!!

"However, at Elias, I think they keep track of the amount of sunflower seeds spit in a dugout each night." - Brad Ziegler, 8/7/08

by doctorK on Oct 3, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

KOTSAYYYYYY

by drmmerchk on Oct 3, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh Torii

thats two now

Andy Bernard does not lose contests. He wins them. Or he quits them. Because they're unfair.

by BigTuna on Oct 3, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Man, Kotsay just owns Hunter in the LDS.

Children, until we have taught them better, will be perfectly happy with a seasonal round of games in which conkers succeeds hopscotch.

by salb918 on Oct 3, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Torii FAIL!

Must be Kotsay. He’s intimidated.

by whiteshoes40 on Oct 3, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FLASHBACKS!

But he came back. And there was much rejoicing.

by Jennifer on Oct 3, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I mean… it wasn’t an inside the park HR, but it will do.

by drmmerchk on Oct 3, 2008 8:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What a retarded swing.

Lucky.

Children, until we have taught them better, will be perfectly happy with a seasonal round of games in which conkers succeeds hopscotch.

by salb918 on Oct 3, 2008 8:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

looked like a tennis backhand

"Lefty relievers are like the different Mountain Dew flavors. New ones keep appearing, and people are willing to buy, but in the end most of them suck." - Gallagher's Watermelons

by scatterbrian on Oct 3, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It sickens me how easy it is for me to root for the Red Sox right now.

by drmmerchk on Oct 3, 2008 8:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

viiiiivaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa viagra! WOOOOHOOOO!!

by drmmerchk on Oct 3, 2008 8:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Vivvvvvaaaaaaa Viagra!

But he came back. And there was much rejoicing.

by Jennifer on Oct 3, 2008 8:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

boingggggg

"However, at Elias, I think they keep track of the amount of sunflower seeds spit in a dugout each night." - Brad Ziegler, 8/7/08

by doctorK on Oct 3, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Vivaaaaaaa!

Vivaaaaaaa! Viagraaaaaaa!

by lynnzgal on Oct 3, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

At the doctor:

Me: doctorK, is my heart healthy enough for sex?
doctorK: No.
Me: [drops dead]

by Soaker on Oct 3, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If your heart is healthy enough to watch the A's...

Children, until we have taught them better, will be perfectly happy with a seasonal round of games in which conkers succeeds hopscotch.

by salb918 on Oct 3, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That ball almost stuck in his mask.

But he came back. And there was much rejoicing.

by Jennifer on Oct 3, 2008 8:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sunset Beach

"Lefty relievers are like the different Mountain Dew flavors. New ones keep appearing, and people are willing to buy, but in the end most of them suck." - Gallagher's Watermelons

by scatterbrian on Oct 3, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

your grandma's playing?

"Lefty relievers are like the different Mountain Dew flavors. New ones keep appearing, and people are willing to buy, but in the end most of them suck." - Gallagher's Watermelons

by scatterbrian on Oct 3, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

which one?

"Lefty relievers are like the different Mountain Dew flavors. New ones keep appearing, and people are willing to buy, but in the end most of them suck." - Gallagher's Watermelons

by scatterbrian on Oct 3, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

gotta get little miss specialK to bed

"However, at Elias, I think they keep track of the amount of sunflower seeds spit in a dugout each night." - Brad Ziegler, 8/7/08

by doctorK on Oct 3, 2008 8:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Been working so hard,

I’m punchin my card.

But he came back. And there was much rejoicing.

by Jennifer on Oct 3, 2008 8:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

And yet,

there’s still something nice about seeing the Red Sox leave the bases loaded.

by whiteshoes40 on Oct 3, 2008 8:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

win-win

But he came back. And there was much rejoicing.

by Jennifer on Oct 3, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

grand slam groundout :-(

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Oct 3, 2008 8:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I am so. sick. of commercials for HD TV.

Maybe Fosse ruined it for me, talking about it so much, but now every HD commercial I see bothers me.

by whiteshoes40 on Oct 3, 2008 8:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Anyone else really wish Aybar played for the Pirates?

"God doesn't pay attention to your cute little hypotheticals." -- Jeff from LL

by oblique on Oct 3, 2008 8:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I laughed

Children, until we have taught them better, will be perfectly happy with a seasonal round of games in which conkers succeeds hopscotch.

by salb918 on Oct 3, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You're awesome.

"God doesn't pay attention to your cute little hypotheticals." -- Jeff from LL

by oblique on Oct 3, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

IT'S ONLY THE 6TH INNING?!?!

If I don't comment on your comment how will you know you are completely wrong? -Rocktopus

by pam5981 on Oct 3, 2008 9:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Radio announcers were just wondering

what is the average time of game in Japan.

by Soaker on Oct 3, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The answer given was 4 hours 66 minutes.

"God doesn't pay attention to your cute little hypotheticals." -- Jeff from LL

by oblique on Oct 3, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow that looked like it was way gone

by drmmerchk on Oct 3, 2008 9:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That was close.

Horseshoes and hand grenades, though.

by whiteshoes40 on Oct 3, 2008 9:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Better than hand shoes and horse grenades.

"God doesn't pay attention to your cute little hypotheticals." -- Jeff from LL

by oblique on Oct 3, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Better than green handed horses and shoe grenadine.

I, too, am loopy, apparently…just happy to be following a game thread!

"God doesn't pay attention to your cute little hypotheticals." -- Jeff from LL

by oblique on Oct 3, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hee hee

Made the Angels fans look!

Don't blame me, I voted for Bill King.

by Englishmajor on Oct 3, 2008 9:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

"I know all the players behind that talking baby"

Yep, that’s what I was saying when I saw that commercial.

by whiteshoes40 on Oct 3, 2008 9:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OMG

If I don't comment on your comment how will you know you are completely wrong? -Rocktopus

by pam5981 on Oct 3, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ALMOST THREE HOURS AGO.

If I don't comment on your comment how will you know you are completely wrong? -Rocktopus

by pam5981 on Oct 3, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whoa.

I was trying to look up Merkin Valdez on b-ref, so I typed “Merkin” into my search bar. Unfortunately, it was set to wikipedia instead of b-ref, and I ended up on this page.

Children, until we have taught them better, will be perfectly happy with a seasonal round of games in which conkers succeeds hopscotch.

by salb918 on Oct 3, 2008 9:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL

So…is Merkin Valdez when one of these has a massive, environmentally hazardous spill?

"God doesn't pay attention to your cute little hypotheticals." -- Jeff from LL

by oblique on Oct 3, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh my.

Children, until we have taught them better, will be perfectly happy with a seasonal round of games in which conkers succeeds hopscotch.

by salb918 on Oct 3, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Q
O
T
M

or possibly the year

"However, at Elias, I think they keep track of the amount of sunflower seeds spit in a dugout each night." - Brad Ziegler, 8/7/08

by doctorK on Oct 3, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

wtf...

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Oct 3, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Scioscia's version of "head and shoulders, knees and toes"...

Seriously, he looks pretty ridiculous doing those signs. Not that he doesn’t look ridiculous in general.

by whiteshoes40 on Oct 3, 2008 9:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That's a lot of innings

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Oct 3, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Battle of the bullpens.

Everyone will be dead by the time game 3 comes around.

by whiteshoes40 on Oct 3, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

viva!

where do they get all these hot older women?

Children, until we have taught them better, will be perfectly happy with a seasonal round of games in which conkers succeeds hopscotch.

by salb918 on Oct 3, 2008 9:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

MILF Hunter

Not that I would know anything about that

"However, at Elias, I think they keep track of the amount of sunflower seeds spit in a dugout each night." - Brad Ziegler, 8/7/08

by doctorK on Oct 3, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

VPILF?

Children, until we have taught them better, will be perfectly happy with a seasonal round of games in which conkers succeeds hopscotch.

by salb918 on Oct 3, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know the AN answer to this one!!

action36.com!!

"God doesn't pay attention to your cute little hypotheticals." -- Jeff from LL

by oblique on Oct 3, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I laughed.

Children, until we have taught them better, will be perfectly happy with a seasonal round of games in which conkers succeeds hopscotch.

by salb918 on Oct 3, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You're awesome.

"God doesn't pay attention to your cute little hypotheticals." -- Jeff from LL

by oblique on Oct 3, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol it never gets old (no pun intended)

by drmmerchk on Oct 3, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You're awesome.

"God doesn't pay attention to your cute little hypotheticals." -- Jeff from LL

by oblique on Oct 3, 2008 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha thank you

by drmmerchk on Oct 3, 2008 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

DIABEETUS!

by drmmerchk on Oct 3, 2008 9:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Worst. outfit. ever.

If I don't comment on your comment how will you know you are completely wrong? -Rocktopus

by pam5981 on Oct 3, 2008 9:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hassan CHOP

"However, at Elias, I think they keep track of the amount of sunflower seeds spit in a dugout each night." - Brad Ziegler, 8/7/08

by doctorK on Oct 3, 2008 9:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That cartoon would never get made today.

Fortunately, I’ve got a copy and I’ll be showing it to my son in a few years.

Children, until we have taught them better, will be perfectly happy with a seasonal round of games in which conkers succeeds hopscotch.

by salb918 on Oct 3, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, after all

Manny is a right handed version of Vlad…

"God doesn't pay attention to your cute little hypotheticals." -- Jeff from LL

by oblique on Oct 3, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I laughed.

Seriously, how many people are going to get that joke?

Also, does Vlad to anything except hit singles?

Children, until we have taught them better, will be perfectly happy with a seasonal round of games in which conkers succeeds hopscotch.

by salb918 on Oct 3, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You're awesome.

Yeah, I was pretty much expecting the “Vlad’s right handed, dumbass” treatment, but I guess I’m feeling a bit masochistic this evening…

And, no.

"God doesn't pay attention to your cute little hypotheticals." -- Jeff from LL

by oblique on Oct 3, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I got it! [pats self on back]

I don’t remember who originally said it, though. My memory only goes so far.

by whiteshoes40 on Oct 3, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You're awesome.

"God doesn't pay attention to your cute little hypotheticals." -- Jeff from LL

by oblique on Oct 3, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Found it!

http://www.halosheaven.com/2005/10/31/22539/660

In the diary text itself.

"God doesn't pay attention to your cute little hypotheticals." -- Jeff from LL

by oblique on Oct 3, 2008 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow, it's from 2005?

I thought it was much more recent. How time flies.

by whiteshoes40 on Oct 3, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pretty shocking, really..

"God doesn't pay attention to your cute little hypotheticals." -- Jeff from LL

by oblique on Oct 3, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or should I have said

“Better than manneling Channy?”

"God doesn't pay attention to your cute little hypotheticals." -- Jeff from LL

by oblique on Oct 3, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Torii needs to hit into a triple play

to complete his evening.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Oct 3, 2008 9:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

lol the rally monkey. I will never forget the game I went to earlier this year where a GROWN MAN was in the aisle jumping up and down like a monkey. It was a very serious case of second hand embarrassment.

by drmmerchk on Oct 3, 2008 9:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Better than a mown gran...oh, never mind..

"God doesn't pay attention to your cute little hypotheticals." -- Jeff from LL

by oblique on Oct 3, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pity the don't have 3 Papelbons

because their middle relief is not exactly lights out.

We hope Masterson is though

May the Angels have only bad luck in the playoffs and anything bad goes as long as they lose, short of DEATH that is.

by Trainman on Oct 3, 2008 9:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

We can help!!!

{Huston Street tears through paper and appears on stage in a cape, with a huge H across his chest}

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Oct 3, 2008 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

whenever I see the Rally Monkey

I think of the owner from Major League saying “I hate this fcuking song.”

"Lefty relievers are like the different Mountain Dew flavors. New ones keep appearing, and people are willing to buy, but in the end most of them suck." - Gallagher's Watermelons

by scatterbrian on Oct 3, 2008 9:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

KKKendrick

"However, at Elias, I think they keep track of the amount of sunflower seeds spit in a dugout each night." - Brad Ziegler, 8/7/08

by doctorK on Oct 3, 2008 9:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

howie doesn't like walking too much

"Lefty relievers are like the different Mountain Dew flavors. New ones keep appearing, and people are willing to buy, but in the end most of them suck." - Gallagher's Watermelons

by scatterbrian on Oct 3, 2008 9:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

My goodness

Bobby Crosby has stolen Howie Kendrick’s body!!

by Soaker on Oct 3, 2008 9:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

what happened to Kendrick, ultimate contact hitter?

Children, until we have taught them better, will be perfectly happy with a seasonal round of games in which conkers succeeds hopscotch.

by salb918 on Oct 3, 2008 9:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

K-k-k-kendrick's c-c-c-coming to k-k-k-K!!

"God doesn't pay attention to your cute little hypotheticals." -- Jeff from LL

by oblique on Oct 3, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sometimes, when my friends and I go to Angel games, we like to pronounce every Angel player’s name wrong. We call Kendrick “how I can’t hit”. I love when he doesn’t lol My favorite “nickname” though (of guys still on the team) is “can dream or alice”

by drmmerchk on Oct 3, 2008 9:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

And how is it only the 7th inning?

by drmmerchk on Oct 3, 2008 9:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ugh.

If I don't comment on your comment how will you know you are completely wrong? -Rocktopus

by pam5981 on Oct 3, 2008 9:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Okay, so new thread mojo now?

So, bring on Bonds! Or, not... then, bring back Langerhans!! -One won lost one

by baseballgirl on Oct 3, 2008 9:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm just rooting for 2nd base.

"God doesn't pay attention to your cute little hypotheticals." -- Jeff from LL

by oblique on Oct 3, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sox are gonna need some runs in the 8th...

hope they’re up to it.

Foolsh, the most insane regular poster on AN since oaktoon left - salb

by FoolshGame22 on Oct 3, 2008 9:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

shweet!

"Lefty relievers are like the different Mountain Dew flavors. New ones keep appearing, and people are willing to buy, but in the end most of them suck." - Gallagher's Watermelons

by scatterbrian on Oct 3, 2008 9:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FAIL

"However, at Elias, I think they keep track of the amount of sunflower seeds spit in a dugout each night." - Brad Ziegler, 8/7/08

by doctorK on Oct 3, 2008 9:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

NEW THREAD MOJO

http://www.athleticsnation.com/2008/10/3/627962/open-thread-playoffs-day-t

Screw it; let’s go Red Sox!

So, bring on Bonds! Or, not... then, bring back Langerhans!! -One won lost one

by baseballgirl on Oct 3, 2008 9:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

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