Open Thread: Playoffs - Day Three (cont)
Comments at AN have worked out perfectly. 400 comments on the Rays' game, just in time to open a new thread for the Angels' game, after the Rays put another satisfying win on the board, and are now one game away from advancing to the ALCS.
Red Sox at Angels - 6:37PM
D. Matsuzaka v. E. Santana
Red Sox lead series 1-0
Over the Monster
Halos Heaven
If you aren't a fan of the Angels (and hello, this is AN!), the only way Game One could have been more satisfying would have been to see K-rod giving up a slam to lose the game. But errors in the field and on the bases are almost just as fun, as the Angels are poised to lose their eleventh straight post-season game against the Red Sox, and ninth overall. With a straight series loss, I think we may be able to shed the "Choke-land" moniker over at Halos Heaven; at least we won a lot of playoff games before losing the clinchers. But there is a long way to go; I would say that the despite how good Dice-K has been this year, the pitching matchup favors Santana and the Angels tonight. They are a good team; and they haven't owned the Red Sox this year only to be dispatched so easily in the playoffs...have they?
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I see Brian Anderson wears #32...
think he does that in memory of Ryan?
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by Jennifer on Oct 3, 2008 6:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Was that Ryan's old number?
Cust has it here… I guess Rookie Ry didn’t want to ask Mr. Three True Outcomes for his number.
by whiteshoes40 on Oct 3, 2008 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think he wore 31 in Chicago.
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by Jennifer on Oct 3, 2008 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I want an easy dispatch of the Slegna,
so yes!
by lynnzgal on Oct 3, 2008 6:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Happy Birthday Eck!
They gave him a cake during the pre-game.
by thesteve9x on Oct 3, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I want cake!
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by Jennifer on Oct 3, 2008 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You deserve cake!
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by pam5981 on Oct 3, 2008 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I even shaved my legs this morning.
:(
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by Jennifer on Oct 3, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL...
was that supposed to go here or down in the shaving conversation?
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by pam5981 on Oct 3, 2008 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Here.
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by Jennifer on Oct 3, 2008 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well then you definitely deserve cake because you shaved your legs this morning.
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by pam5981 on Oct 3, 2008 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I sent it by FedEx...
so it might be stuck with Tom Hanks on a desert island. He’ll deliver it in 5 years or so.
by whiteshoes40 on Oct 3, 2008 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You should have sent it to Ryan's house.
I have plenty of free time to stalk him now.
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by Jennifer on Oct 3, 2008 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Eck does pre and postgame for the red sox
makes me sick. esp when they play the A’s and he starts talking trash about the A’s
by oakinboston on Oct 3, 2008 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Way to lose just in time for the next game, ChiSox.
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by pam5981 on Oct 3, 2008 6:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The timing for all these games has worked out surprisingly well.
I would’ve expected some to go over their time slot, but it’s actually been pretty perfect.
by whiteshoes40 on Oct 3, 2008 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wonder what Crazy Suit guy is wearing tonight.
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by Jennifer on Oct 3, 2008 6:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He has pink flowers on his yellow tie.
Who in the world picks out his clothes?!
by whiteshoes40 on Oct 3, 2008 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did I see a striped shirt?
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by Jennifer on Oct 3, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that tie is terrific
not sure about the pocket square though. need a closer look at that.
by oakinboston on Oct 3, 2008 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There he is!
It looks like he killed a leprechaun and took his jacket.
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by Jennifer on Oct 3, 2008 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He should've left the jacket
and taken the pot of gold. Then he could’ve bought some normal clothes.
by whiteshoes40 on Oct 3, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What's the record between TB and Bos this year?
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by pam5981 on Oct 3, 2008 6:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
8-8
Boston 7-2 at Fenway, but 1-6 at the Trop.
by thesteve9x on Oct 3, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What about LAAAAAA?
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by pam5981 on Oct 3, 2008 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Between LA and TB?
6-2 in favor of TB. Angels are 2-1 in LA, and 0-5 at the Trop.
by thesteve9x on Oct 3, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In other words
Home field for the ALCS will be HUGE.
by thesteve9x on Oct 3, 2008 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kotsay's at 1B tonight
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by pam5981 on Oct 3, 2008 6:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Interesting.
I wonder how often he’s played there this year.
by whiteshoes40 on Oct 3, 2008 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
much as I hate the Sux
I took extreme pleasure in seeing the Angels blow Game 1…and would do so again tonight
by OaklandSi on Oct 3, 2008 6:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And no doubt I'll need one after this game.
by lynnzgal on Oct 3, 2008 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Where's 67MARQUEZ when you need him?
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by Jennifer on Oct 3, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
65 delicious degrees? Really, Chip?
What do they taste like? Smog?
by whiteshoes40 on Oct 3, 2008 6:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
"good energy in the crowd...thunder sticks" (announcer)
is that the only way they know how to make noise?
by OaklandSi on Oct 3, 2008 6:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The air is too thick with smog
Can’t just clap with your hands, need something heavier and louder.
by thesteve9x on Oct 3, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Legs?
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by Jennifer on Oct 3, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Legs don't clap like that.
They should just get the booty clap going.
by thesteve9x on Oct 3, 2008 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kevin Youkilis is very ugly.
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by Jennifer on Oct 3, 2008 6:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
but also hits well.
and gladly owns the Angels.
by thesteve9x on Oct 3, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's true...ugly is fine
if you can hit
by OaklandSi on Oct 3, 2008 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know, I kind of like hairy guys like that
by likeiwouldtellyou on Oct 3, 2008 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like me some Kotsay,
with or without the beard.
by lynnzgal on Oct 3, 2008 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did Youkilis grow a huge beard in the last 2 days?
He looks significantly worse than he did the other day.
by whiteshoes40 on Oct 3, 2008 6:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If he would have shaved he could have scored there.
That beard is holding him back. Less aerodynamic.
by thesteve9x on Oct 3, 2008 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't understand.
He shaves his head…. but leaves the beard?
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by Jennifer on Oct 3, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's trying to make up for the lack of Manny.
Bugs gotta go somewhere.
by lynnzgal on Oct 3, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WOW.
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by pam5981 on Oct 3, 2008 6:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh
Screw the slegna
May the Angels have only bad luck in the playoffs and anything bad goes as long as they lose, short of DEATH that is.
by Trainman on Oct 3, 2008 6:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow! I didn't think that was gonna make it out.
Hahaha… Angels fans.
by whiteshoes40 on Oct 3, 2008 6:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
this postseason is like a really awesome dream
A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05
by xbhaskarx on Oct 3, 2008 6:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That's pretty.
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by Jennifer on Oct 3, 2008 6:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm getting an early exit vibe from Santana
by likeiwouldtellyou on Oct 3, 2008 6:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Remember how the White Sox had opportunities like this?
And failed horribly. The Red Sox are doing what the White Sox couldn’t.
by thesteve9x on Oct 3, 2008 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Speaking of hairy,
Kots always looked better without the beard.
by whiteshoes40 on Oct 3, 2008 6:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I hate to say this but
I’m actually rooting for the Red Sox to take down these Angel bitches………….And we all know how much we collectively hate the Red Sox!
Go Kotsay!!!!!
by mrod on Oct 3, 2008 6:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'll root for Boston just this once
but as soon as they get to the ALCS, they are getting no such support.
by thesteve9x on Oct 3, 2008 6:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
gotcha!
Im rooting for Tampa to go to the WS myself!
by mrod on Oct 3, 2008 6:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The Angels are finally regressing to the mean!!!!!
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
by Nico on Oct 3, 2008 6:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What's that smell like?
Angels fans should be used to it.
by thesteve9x on Oct 3, 2008 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
well boy howdy, looks like certain series
are falling into place.. (of course, i said that before, years back, about a team in green)
alaska A (now in Colorado)
by ak_A on Oct 3, 2008 6:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What should I eat for dinner?
I have about $5.
by thesteve9x on Oct 3, 2008 6:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yum rocket?
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by Jennifer on Oct 3, 2008 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Meatball with cheese only.
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by Jennifer on Oct 3, 2008 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm getting on a yum rocket to the moon
BRB
by thesteve9x on Oct 3, 2008 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A six pack of "Infeno Tacos" from Taco Smell
by mrod on Oct 3, 2008 6:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
spicy food doesn't sit well in my stomach
I have the stomach of a 5 year old.
by thesteve9x on Oct 3, 2008 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know what is a waste of money? Those pastas from pizza hut. They cost 30$ for two pans plus breadsticks, but the pans were small and the homemade pasta my mother in law makes actually tastes better, so I wouldn’t get those again.
by likeiwouldtellyou on Oct 3, 2008 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It weirds me out how they measure the pasta in pounds in the ads.
However many pounds of pasta just doesn’t sound appetizing to me.
by whiteshoes40 on Oct 3, 2008 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hahahahahaha
The A's colors are green and gold.
by mikeA on Oct 3, 2008 6:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That was a nice little hop by Pedroia.
Useless, but nice.
by whiteshoes40 on Oct 3, 2008 6:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WTF just happened?
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by Jennifer on Oct 3, 2008 7:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That was Stooges-esque.
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by pam5981 on Oct 3, 2008 7:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
looked like a dangerous advance to third by vlad
thought he learned his lesson
by oakinboston on Oct 3, 2008 7:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Batting with two outs: Now 8-10.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
by Nico on Oct 3, 2008 7:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This game is messy.
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by Jennifer on Oct 3, 2008 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OK, they really do intend to run the Adam and Eve ad on the radio broadcast
If you type TEAM in the Offer Code at checkout, you get 50% off one item.
by Soaker on Oct 3, 2008 7:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
rumor out here is that
he hooks up with a lot of boston university girls.
by oakinboston on Oct 3, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Happiness is
getting home from work and finding the Angels losing.
Yeah, I’m easy/
I'm here to talk about the past.
by 67MARQUEZ on Oct 3, 2008 7:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
But not cheap, I hope
"However, at Elias, I think they keep track of the amount of sunflower seeds spit in a dugout each night." - Brad Ziegler, 8/7/08
by doctorK on Oct 3, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This feeling. Is it schadenfreude?
"largely unanticipated delight in the suffering of another which is cognized as trivial and/or appropriate."
Hmmm…I wouldn’t call this unanticipated…
Children, until we have taught them better, will be perfectly happy with a seasonal round of games in which conkers succeeds hopscotch.
by salb918 on Oct 3, 2008 7:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Not in the least.
I'm here to talk about the past.
by 67MARQUEZ on Oct 3, 2008 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I fully anticipate the joy of watching one of these two teams choke down a steaming pile of shite
"However, at Elias, I think they keep track of the amount of sunflower seeds spit in a dugout each night." - Brad Ziegler, 8/7/08
by doctorK on Oct 3, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's what I like about, doctor
So articulate and endearing all at once.
I'm here to talk about the past.
by 67MARQUEZ on Oct 3, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, anticipated delight is the word I would use.
Children, until we have taught them better, will be perfectly happy with a seasonal round of games in which conkers succeeds hopscotch.
by salb918 on Oct 3, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So conflicted
Let’s go Angels
Let’s go Sawx
fark it
Let’s Go A’s!!!!!!
"However, at Elias, I think they keep track of the amount of sunflower seeds spit in a dugout each night." - Brad Ziegler, 8/7/08
by doctorK on Oct 3, 2008 7:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
I'm here to talk about the past.
by 67MARQUEZ on Oct 3, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm losing interest.
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by Jennifer on Oct 3, 2008 7:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I love Sudoku.
Maybe we can teach Ryan. I have the iPod version.
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by Jennifer on Oct 3, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There's an iPod version?
I guess I’m old-fashioned. Here I sit using paper and a pencil.
And yes, Ryan needs new hobbies. We can mail him audio books and Sudoku, c/o the A’s.
by whiteshoes40 on Oct 3, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey did you
order the champagne facial?
Sorry, I’m late,
I'm here to talk about the past.
by 67MARQUEZ on Oct 3, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't let it happen again.
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by Jennifer on Oct 3, 2008 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Never, ever.
I'm here to talk about the past.
by 67MARQUEZ on Oct 3, 2008 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gotta hit the sack early for work tomorrow, huh?
(real sorry to hear about that, BTW).
Children, until we have taught them better, will be perfectly happy with a seasonal round of games in which conkers succeeds hopscotch.
by salb918 on Oct 3, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah! This postseason is FUN!
So, bring on Bonds! Or, not... then, bring back Langerhans!! -One won lost one
by baseballgirl on Oct 3, 2008 7:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

"However, at Elias, I think they keep track of the amount of sunflower seeds spit in a dugout each night." - Brad Ziegler, 8/7/08
by doctorK on Oct 3, 2008 7:38 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
You think we could get one of those giant bats for BoCro?
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by Jennifer on Oct 3, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He'd still miss the low outside slider
"However, at Elias, I think they keep track of the amount of sunflower seeds spit in a dugout each night." - Brad Ziegler, 8/7/08
by doctorK on Oct 3, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I was gonna say that too.
Too slow (just like Bobby).
by whiteshoes40 on Oct 3, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Uh-oh
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by Jennifer on Oct 3, 2008 7:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hunter Hurt
arguing the play
Andy Bernard does not lose contests. He wins them. Or he quits them. Because they're unfair.
by BigTuna on Oct 3, 2008 7:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
How Milton Bradley of him
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
by Nico on Oct 3, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Beat you? That's Bud Black
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
by Nico on Oct 3, 2008 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Angel player hurts self arguing = hilarious comeuppance for any Angel except Torii.
Children, until we have taught them better, will be perfectly happy with a seasonal round of games in which conkers succeeds hopscotch.
by salb918 on Oct 3, 2008 7:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
all of a sudden
i want a volcano taco
Andy Bernard does not lose contests. He wins them. Or he quits them. Because they're unfair.
by BigTuna on Oct 3, 2008 7:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I want a very large fish sandwich.
A Big Tuna, if you will.
Children, until we have taught them better, will be perfectly happy with a seasonal round of games in which conkers succeeds hopscotch.
by salb918 on Oct 3, 2008 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They should really think about getting the Monkey going again
If nothing else, it’ll antagonize Boston fans. It drove me nuts, anyway.
by Jeremy Belvins on Oct 3, 2008 7:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Uh oh!
Tori Hunter might be seriously hurt…….
by mrod on Oct 3, 2008 7:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
he's still in the game
perhaps only his feelings hurt
Andy Bernard does not lose contests. He wins them. Or he quits them. Because they're unfair.
by BigTuna on Oct 3, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Looks like he lost an i
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
by Nico on Oct 3, 2008 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kots wishes he could stretch like Dale.
by whiteshoes40 on Oct 3, 2008 7:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
why in the name of Ba'al are they playing Kotsay at first?
It was dumb enough when the A’s did it.
It's just something we do. It's not something we like. @('.')@
by monkeyball on Oct 3, 2008 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lowell was scratched
Not sure why they didn’t put Lowrie at third, Youk at first, though.
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by Nico on Oct 3, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I shouldn't have laughed at the replay.
Karma will kill Ryan.
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by Jennifer on Oct 3, 2008 7:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
karma doesn't seem like the killing type
perhaps karma will just dislocate some obscure joint
Andy Bernard does not lose contests. He wins them. Or he quits them. Because they're unfair.
by BigTuna on Oct 3, 2008 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Karma hides my keys
and spills my pepsi
I'm here to talk about the past.
by 67MARQUEZ on Oct 3, 2008 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hehe, bet Torii is thankful to get a flyball from kotsay he doesnt have to dive for.
doesnt seem to work out to well for him in the playoffs if i recall
by oakinboston on Oct 3, 2008 7:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ohhh, good playoff memories.
That’s nice, for a change.
by whiteshoes40 on Oct 3, 2008 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How interesting nobody ever seems to mention him mis-playing a single into an inside-the-park-HR
"However, at Elias, I think they keep track of the amount of sunflower seeds spit in a dugout each night." - Brad Ziegler, 8/7/08
by doctorK on Oct 3, 2008 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They mentioned it on the pre-show....
one of them, anyway. But I had the TV on mute, so I don’t know what they were saying.
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by Jennifer on Oct 3, 2008 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
For a team with a bazillion outfielders,
the Red Sox can’t seem to find a competent right fielder.
Children, until we have taught them better, will be perfectly happy with a seasonal round of games in which conkers succeeds hopscotch.
by salb918 on Oct 3, 2008 7:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ooops, I mean Angels.
Children, until we have taught them better, will be perfectly happy with a seasonal round of games in which conkers succeeds hopscotch.
by salb918 on Oct 3, 2008 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
don't you mean the slegna?
Juan Rivera makes DFA and Cust look good.
"However, at Elias, I think they keep track of the amount of sunflower seeds spit in a dugout each night." - Brad Ziegler, 8/7/08
by doctorK on Oct 3, 2008 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I actually think Rivera is worse than Cust
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by Nico on Oct 3, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
absolutely
Rivera is slow, lazy, clumsy, and indifferent in the field. Cust is merely slow and clumsy (and neither of those as bad as Rivera).
It's just something we do. It's not something we like. @('.')@
by monkeyball on Oct 3, 2008 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah baby
I mean, shite!
ugh
"However, at Elias, I think they keep track of the amount of sunflower seeds spit in a dugout each night." - Brad Ziegler, 8/7/08
by doctorK on Oct 3, 2008 7:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05
by xbhaskarx on Oct 3, 2008 7:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I find this very funny
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by salb918 on Oct 3, 2008 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Free credit report dot com!
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by Jennifer on Oct 3, 2008 7:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Those commercials make my blood pressure go up
by Jeremy Belvins on Oct 3, 2008 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did you see the giant outfield sign?
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by Jennifer on Oct 3, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh god, here comes another FAIL TV promo
TBS – very unfunny
"However, at Elias, I think they keep track of the amount of sunflower seeds spit in a dugout each night." - Brad Ziegler, 8/7/08
by doctorK on Oct 3, 2008 7:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I find impressions to be the lowest form of comedy.
Children, until we have taught them better, will be perfectly happy with a seasonal round of games in which conkers succeeds hopscotch.
by salb918 on Oct 3, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
but the highest form of flattery
Andy Bernard does not lose contests. He wins them. Or he quits them. Because they're unfair.
by BigTuna on Oct 3, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Craig Sager's suit, however, is a form of high comedy.
Yeesh.
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by salb918 on Oct 3, 2008 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My eyeballs may never recover
Kinda like Torii’s knee
"However, at Elias, I think they keep track of the amount of sunflower seeds spit in a dugout each night." - Brad Ziegler, 8/7/08
by doctorK on Oct 3, 2008 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
what about dane cook?
A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05
by xbhaskarx on Oct 3, 2008 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
not a form of comedy
Children, until we have taught them better, will be perfectly happy with a seasonal round of games in which conkers succeeds hopscotch.
by salb918 on Oct 3, 2008 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
failed comedy = tragedy
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
by Nico on Oct 3, 2008 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Haha - I jinxed myself
Should try this every half-inning
"However, at Elias, I think they keep track of the amount of sunflower seeds spit in a dugout each night." - Brad Ziegler, 8/7/08
by doctorK on Oct 3, 2008 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Trying to figure out the color of the stripes on that crazy guy's shirt...
pink and gray? But seriously. Who comes up with this stuff?
by whiteshoes40 on Oct 3, 2008 7:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This is what happens when your name is Howie Kendrick and you play for the
Devils…i mean Slegna

'That's something we do...thirteen hits and not score'-Terrence Long
by DyeLongJustice on Oct 3, 2008 7:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
fail
'That's something we do...thirteen hits and not score'-Terrence Long
by DyeLongJustice on Oct 3, 2008 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Worst. Riverdance. Ever. Torii.
But he came back. And there was much rejoicing.
by Jennifer on Oct 3, 2008 7:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No Dancing With The Stars for you
not yours, Torii
"However, at Elias, I think they keep track of the amount of sunflower seeds spit in a dugout each night." - Brad Ziegler, 8/7/08
by doctorK on Oct 3, 2008 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So, I went to the Halloween store today,
and saw a bunch of the costumes that the A’s rookies wore. I saw Ryan’s and what could have been the wig that he refused to wear. I took a picture of it.
by Kimberly on Oct 3, 2008 7:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
photoshop?
Andy Bernard does not lose contests. He wins them. Or he quits them. Because they're unfair.
by BigTuna on Oct 3, 2008 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
did you just make that?
nice photoshop skillz
A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05
by xbhaskarx on Oct 3, 2008 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh goodness.
I so wish he would’ve worn that.
by whiteshoes40 on Oct 3, 2008 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Manny would* have had that
(* = wouldn’t)
Andy Bernard does not lose contests. He wins them. Or he quits them. Because they're unfair.
by BigTuna on Oct 3, 2008 7:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
"Its going to need a big hit to spark up this offense"
really?
Andy Bernard does not lose contests. He wins them. Or he quits them. Because they're unfair.
by BigTuna on Oct 3, 2008 7:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
too small a sample
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
by Nico on Oct 3, 2008 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
up is up
down is down
black is black
white is white.
don’t get killed at the next zebra crossing.
by MobiusKlein on Oct 3, 2008 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Up is down. Black is white.
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It's just something we do. It's not something we like. @('.')@
by monkeyball on Oct 3, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
dane?

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05
by xbhaskarx on Oct 3, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know what, yegg? I believe you.
It's just something we do. It's not something we like. @('.')@
by monkeyball on Oct 3, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It makes me laugh when people don’t use the ThUnDeRsTiX correctly. Hitting one of them against the bar is not going to make any noise, dumb Angel fan.
by drmmerchk on Oct 3, 2008 7:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
the only proper use of a tHuNDersTiK is to inflate and then insert it ...
It's just something we do. It's not something we like. @('.')@
by monkeyball on Oct 3, 2008 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’d always prefer people don’t use them at all, but I mean, if you’re actually going to use them to make noise and cheer for your team, you might as well actually make some noise with them.
by drmmerchk on Oct 3, 2008 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
im pretty sure mb's suggestion
would make some noise
by oakinboston on Oct 3, 2008 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd suggest where the can put them that would do the most good...
but I’m afraid that might violate the laws of nature.
"However, at Elias, I think they keep track of the amount of sunflower seeds spit in a dugout each night." - Brad Ziegler, 8/7/08
by doctorK on Oct 3, 2008 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mickey Hatcher is an auxiliary member of the Chuck Finley Spoonerism Club
It's just something we do. It's not something we like. @('.')@
by monkeyball on Oct 3, 2008 7:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Torii Hunter at least sounds funny.
Children, until we have taught them better, will be perfectly happy with a seasonal round of games in which conkers succeeds hopscotch.
by salb918 on Oct 3, 2008 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
clutch bunt
It's just something we do. It's not something we like. @('.')@
by monkeyball on Oct 3, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BIG HIT
A single so soft that it couldn’t score the runner from second with two outs.
Children, until we have taught them better, will be perfectly happy with a seasonal round of games in which conkers succeeds hopscotch.
by salb918 on Oct 3, 2008 8:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
damnit
A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05
by xbhaskarx on Oct 3, 2008 8:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
MATSUZAKA
I refuse to first-name any player from a team I despise.
"However, at Elias, I think they keep track of the amount of sunflower seeds spit in a dugout each night." - Brad Ziegler, 8/7/08
by doctorK on Oct 3, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
there are exceptions to that rule
Assjack and dor-K (hey, I never noticed that before …)
It's just something we do. It's not something we like. @('.')@
by monkeyball on Oct 3, 2008 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Properly speaking, those are descriptions rather than names, but I'll give you that
"However, at Elias, I think they keep track of the amount of sunflower seeds spit in a dugout each night." - Brad Ziegler, 8/7/08
by doctorK on Oct 3, 2008 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FAIL
"However, at Elias, I think they keep track of the amount of sunflower seeds spit in a dugout each night." - Brad Ziegler, 8/7/08
by doctorK on Oct 3, 2008 8:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ah, the vaunted GA plate discipline!
It's just something we do. It's not something we like. @('.')@
by monkeyball on Oct 3, 2008 8:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, the guy Car Gon needs to learn from.
Children, until we have taught them better, will be perfectly happy with a seasonal round of games in which conkers succeeds hopscotch.
by salb918 on Oct 3, 2008 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How is Mrs. Monkey doing?
But he came back. And there was much rejoicing.
by Jennifer on Oct 3, 2008 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
very well, all things considered
She’s busy making diapers as I type.
It's just something we do. It's not something we like. @('.')@
by monkeyball on Oct 3, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
... and gold!
(Actually, not quite yet; she’s a {shudder} Red Sox fan.)
It's just something we do. It's not something we like. @('.')@
by monkeyball on Oct 3, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
kidding, right?
I'm here to talk about the past.
by 67MARQUEZ on Oct 3, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
unfortunately, no
It’s the one glaring blemish on her karmic balance sheet.
It's just something we do. It's not something we like. @('.')@
by monkeyball on Oct 3, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If that's the only one
You have a pretty sweet deal goin’
I'm here to talk about the past.
by 67MARQUEZ on Oct 3, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
K!

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05
by xbhaskarx on Oct 3, 2008 8:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
EL OH EL
"However, at Elias, I think they keep track of the amount of sunflower seeds spit in a dugout each night." - Brad Ziegler, 8/7/08
by doctorK on Oct 3, 2008 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
EL EM AY OH
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
by Nico on Oct 3, 2008 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Okay, seriously. I am definitely not in the target audience for this broadcast.
by whiteshoes40 on Oct 3, 2008 8:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm back from my yum rocket to the moon
I didn’t end up getting a yum rocket though, although the burger I had was amazing.
by thesteve9x on Oct 3, 2008 8:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh, and what'd I miss
The place I went didn’t have the game on :(
by thesteve9x on Oct 3, 2008 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Torii Hunter FAIL
Hurt his knee arguing with the 1B ump
"However, at Elias, I think they keep track of the amount of sunflower seeds spit in a dugout each night." - Brad Ziegler, 8/7/08
by doctorK on Oct 3, 2008 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow, I need to rewind and watch that.
by thesteve9x on Oct 3, 2008 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No need
I’m sure they will show the replay at least 15 more times
"However, at Elias, I think they keep track of the amount of sunflower seeds spit in a dugout each night." - Brad Ziegler, 8/7/08
by doctorK on Oct 3, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You missed Torii hunter doing his best Milton Bradley.
But he came back. And there was much rejoicing.
by Jennifer on Oct 3, 2008 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It just took me back to the start of the thread?
What was it?
by thesteve9x on Oct 3, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Chip's getting a little excited.
Voice started cracking.
by whiteshoes40 on Oct 3, 2008 8:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'd love to see John Madden kick that bozo's ass
"However, at Elias, I think they keep track of the amount of sunflower seeds spit in a dugout each night." - Brad Ziegler, 8/7/08
by doctorK on Oct 3, 2008 8:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I like Teixeira and it makes me sad that he’s on the Angels every time I see him :(
by drmmerchk on Oct 3, 2008 8:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Will it be easier to see his as a Yank?
"However, at Elias, I think they keep track of the amount of sunflower seeds spit in a dugout each night." - Brad Ziegler, 8/7/08
by doctorK on Oct 3, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hmm you know I kind of want to say yes.
by drmmerchk on Oct 3, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"He can check his swing with the best of them"
WHAT?! Why is that a good thing?
by thesteve9x on Oct 3, 2008 8:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
How in the name of Ozzie Osbourne did this guy post a sub-3 ERA this season?
"However, at Elias, I think they keep track of the amount of sunflower seeds spit in a dugout each night." - Brad Ziegler, 8/7/08
by doctorK on Oct 3, 2008 8:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Because he walks the bases loaded
and doesn’t let anyone score. It’s absolutely ridiculous.
by thesteve9x on Oct 3, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
“thought it was a little high” yeahh umm it looked to me like he was going to take it no matter where it was.
by drmmerchk on Oct 3, 2008 8:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
hunter went around, that was a K damnit
A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05
by xbhaskarx on Oct 3, 2008 8:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It looked like he didn’t touch the plate but my dad said he did so I guess I’m wrong lol
by drmmerchk on Oct 3, 2008 8:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
lol oh yeah he reached over his leg nevermind
by drmmerchk on Oct 3, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was a great slide
Texeira with the reach-around
"However, at Elias, I think they keep track of the amount of sunflower seeds spit in a dugout each night." - Brad Ziegler, 8/7/08
by doctorK on Oct 3, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hahaha
Tex with the reach around on Varitek.
by thesteve9x on Oct 3, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He couldn't resist Varitek's "C"
"However, at Elias, I think they keep track of the amount of sunflower seeds spit in a dugout each night." - Brad Ziegler, 8/7/08
by doctorK on Oct 3, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
now *that's* when you insert the tHuNdERstik
It's just something we do. It's not something we like. @('.')@
by monkeyball on Oct 3, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm almost surprised they sent Tex there.
That was hell of a slide though.
by thesteve9x on Oct 3, 2008 8:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I love how the announcers were kissing Red Sox/Matsuzaka ass and now that he can’t find the strike zone they’re talking about how often he loses it and how good the Angels are lol
by drmmerchk on Oct 3, 2008 8:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Typical.
I'm here to talk about the past.
by 67MARQUEZ on Oct 3, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's what they do
commentators are the biggest band wagon fans there are.
by thesteve9x on Oct 3, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was a really good nap.
I feel like I’m channeling Jennifer.
If I don't comment on your comment how will you know you are completely wrong? -Rocktopus
by pam5981 on Oct 3, 2008 8:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I on the other hand
should be in bed right now.
I have to be at the shop at 5 tomorrow.
I'm here to talk about the past.
by 67MARQUEZ on Oct 3, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jennifer is an amateur ass-sitter
She’s learning from me though. She’ll be pro soon enough.
by thesteve9x on Oct 3, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"This is when (Matsuzaka) is so tough"
When? When he is sucking?
"However, at Elias, I think they keep track of the amount of sunflower seeds spit in a dugout each night." - Brad Ziegler, 8/7/08
by doctorK on Oct 3, 2008 8:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
translation
“This is the sort of situation he got himself in a lot this season and was frequently inexplicably lucky getting out of.”
It's just something we do. It's not something we like. @('.')@
by monkeyball on Oct 3, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's just the 5th inning?
I’m not going to make it.
But he came back. And there was much rejoicing.
by Jennifer on Oct 3, 2008 8:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm getting out of the house soon.
Other than dinner, I had been in my room all day.
by thesteve9x on Oct 3, 2008 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Me neither.
I might not make it into the 6th.
Who’s warming up?
I'm here to talk about the past.
by 67MARQUEZ on Oct 3, 2008 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Stay strong.
Have some sugar. Caffeine. Drugs. One (or all) should do the trick.
by whiteshoes40 on Oct 3, 2008 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am thirsty.
But he came back. And there was much rejoicing.
by Jennifer on Oct 3, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm having wine.
If I don't comment on your comment how will you know you are completely wrong? -Rocktopus
by pam5981 on Oct 3, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was actually going to have Pepsi...
but you convinced me to have some cheap alcohol instead.
But he came back. And there was much rejoicing.
by Jennifer on Oct 3, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll send you some of my free Pepsi.
Should get there about the same time as the cake.
by whiteshoes40 on Oct 3, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Me either,
road trip to Konocti to see Plant/Krauss tomorrow.
by lynnzgal on Oct 3, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It hurts to watch Vlad run.
But he came back. And there was much rejoicing.
by Jennifer on Oct 3, 2008 8:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think if he got thrown out at third again one or both of my parents would have thrown something through the TV lol
by drmmerchk on Oct 3, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is Vlad running on his own accord in this series?
Who in their right mind would send him on any situation?
by thesteve9x on Oct 3, 2008 8:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
in their right mind? No one.
Scioscia and Ebel would, though.
It's just something we do. It's not something we like. @('.')@
by monkeyball on Oct 3, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
vlad runs like mike sweeny just back from knee surgery
A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05
by xbhaskarx on Oct 3, 2008 8:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
vlad runs like mike sweenyjust back fromduring knee surgery
"However, at Elias, I think they keep track of the amount of sunflower seeds spit in a dugout each night." - Brad Ziegler, 8/7/08
by doctorK on Oct 3, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
... carrying Frank Thomas on one shoulder, and using Jim Mecir's legs
It's just something we do. It's not something we like. @('.')@
by monkeyball on Oct 3, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
looks like a wounded gazelle
Children, until we have taught them better, will be perfectly happy with a seasonal round of games in which conkers succeeds hopscotch.
by salb918 on Oct 3, 2008 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FAIL
"However, at Elias, I think they keep track of the amount of sunflower seeds spit in a dugout each night." - Brad Ziegler, 8/7/08
by doctorK on Oct 3, 2008 8:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
36 pitches, one run.
It’s like he’s pitching against the A’s.
Children, until we have taught them better, will be perfectly happy with a seasonal round of games in which conkers succeeds hopscotch.
by salb918 on Oct 3, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice job at the end, but watching Matsusaka
just reinforces my belief that he is highly overrated. He’s “ok” – as guys among the league’s leaders in walks go, as guys whose pitch count allows them to throw 5 IP go.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
by Nico on Oct 3, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Free credit report dot com!
But he came back. And there was much rejoicing.
by Jennifer on Oct 3, 2008 8:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Whoops.
But he came back. And there was much rejoicing.
by Jennifer on Oct 3, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Torii FAIL!!!!!!
"However, at Elias, I think they keep track of the amount of sunflower seeds spit in a dugout each night." - Brad Ziegler, 8/7/08
by doctorK on Oct 3, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh Torii
thats two now
Andy Bernard does not lose contests. He wins them. Or he quits them. Because they're unfair.
by BigTuna on Oct 3, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Man, Kotsay just owns Hunter in the LDS.
Children, until we have taught them better, will be perfectly happy with a seasonal round of games in which conkers succeeds hopscotch.
by salb918 on Oct 3, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Torii FAIL!
Must be Kotsay. He’s intimidated.
by whiteshoes40 on Oct 3, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FLASHBACKS!
But he came back. And there was much rejoicing.
by Jennifer on Oct 3, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hunter must hate Kotsay by now
Last of the Ninth - Photography Site / jamesvenes.com - Blog
by Flashfire on Oct 3, 2008 8:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I mean… it wasn’t an inside the park HR, but it will do.
by drmmerchk on Oct 3, 2008 8:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What a retarded swing.
Lucky.
Children, until we have taught them better, will be perfectly happy with a seasonal round of games in which conkers succeeds hopscotch.
by salb918 on Oct 3, 2008 8:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
looked like a tennis backhand
"Lefty relievers are like the different Mountain Dew flavors. New ones keep appearing, and people are willing to buy, but in the end most of them suck." - Gallagher's Watermelons
by scatterbrian on Oct 3, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It sickens me how easy it is for me to root for the Red Sox right now.
by drmmerchk on Oct 3, 2008 8:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
viiiiivaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa viagra! WOOOOHOOOO!!
by drmmerchk on Oct 3, 2008 8:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Vivvvvvaaaaaaa Viagra!
But he came back. And there was much rejoicing.
by Jennifer on Oct 3, 2008 8:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
boingggggg
"However, at Elias, I think they keep track of the amount of sunflower seeds spit in a dugout each night." - Brad Ziegler, 8/7/08
by doctorK on Oct 3, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Vivaaaaaaa!
Vivaaaaaaa! Viagraaaaaaa!
by lynnzgal on Oct 3, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
At the doctor:
Me: doctorK, is my heart healthy enough for sex?
doctorK: No.
Me: [drops dead]
by Soaker on Oct 3, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If your heart is healthy enough to watch the A's...
Children, until we have taught them better, will be perfectly happy with a seasonal round of games in which conkers succeeds hopscotch.
by salb918 on Oct 3, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That ball almost stuck in his mask.
But he came back. And there was much rejoicing.
by Jennifer on Oct 3, 2008 8:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sunset Beach
"Lefty relievers are like the different Mountain Dew flavors. New ones keep appearing, and people are willing to buy, but in the end most of them suck." - Gallagher's Watermelons
by scatterbrian on Oct 3, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
your grandma's playing?
"Lefty relievers are like the different Mountain Dew flavors. New ones keep appearing, and people are willing to buy, but in the end most of them suck." - Gallagher's Watermelons
by scatterbrian on Oct 3, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
which one?
"Lefty relievers are like the different Mountain Dew flavors. New ones keep appearing, and people are willing to buy, but in the end most of them suck." - Gallagher's Watermelons
by scatterbrian on Oct 3, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
gotta get little miss specialK to bed
"However, at Elias, I think they keep track of the amount of sunflower seeds spit in a dugout each night." - Brad Ziegler, 8/7/08
by doctorK on Oct 3, 2008 8:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Been working so hard,
I’m punchin my card.
But he came back. And there was much rejoicing.
by Jennifer on Oct 3, 2008 8:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And yet,
there’s still something nice about seeing the Red Sox leave the bases loaded.
by whiteshoes40 on Oct 3, 2008 8:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
grand slam groundout :-(
A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05
by xbhaskarx on Oct 3, 2008 8:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I am so. sick. of commercials for HD TV.
Maybe Fosse ruined it for me, talking about it so much, but now every HD commercial I see bothers me.
by whiteshoes40 on Oct 3, 2008 8:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Anyone else really wish Aybar played for the Pirates?
"God doesn't pay attention to your cute little hypotheticals." -- Jeff from LL
by oblique on Oct 3, 2008 8:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I laughed
Children, until we have taught them better, will be perfectly happy with a seasonal round of games in which conkers succeeds hopscotch.
by salb918 on Oct 3, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're awesome.
"God doesn't pay attention to your cute little hypotheticals." -- Jeff from LL
by oblique on Oct 3, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
IT'S ONLY THE 6TH INNING?!?!
If I don't comment on your comment how will you know you are completely wrong? -Rocktopus
by pam5981 on Oct 3, 2008 9:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Radio announcers were just wondering
what is the average time of game in Japan.
by Soaker on Oct 3, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The answer given was 4 hours 66 minutes.
"God doesn't pay attention to your cute little hypotheticals." -- Jeff from LL
by oblique on Oct 3, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was close.
Horseshoes and hand grenades, though.
by whiteshoes40 on Oct 3, 2008 9:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Better than hand shoes and horse grenades.
"God doesn't pay attention to your cute little hypotheticals." -- Jeff from LL
by oblique on Oct 3, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Better than hand horse and shoe grenades.
by lynnzgal on Oct 3, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Better than green handed horses and shoe grenadine.
I, too, am loopy, apparently…just happy to be following a game thread!
"God doesn't pay attention to your cute little hypotheticals." -- Jeff from LL
by oblique on Oct 3, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hee hee
Made the Angels fans look!
Don't blame me, I voted for Bill King.
by Englishmajor on Oct 3, 2008 9:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
"I know all the players behind that talking baby"
Yep, that’s what I was saying when I saw that commercial.
by whiteshoes40 on Oct 3, 2008 9:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ALMOST THREE HOURS AGO.
If I don't comment on your comment how will you know you are completely wrong? -Rocktopus
by pam5981 on Oct 3, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whoa.
I was trying to look up Merkin Valdez on b-ref, so I typed “Merkin” into my search bar. Unfortunately, it was set to wikipedia instead of b-ref, and I ended up on this page.
Children, until we have taught them better, will be perfectly happy with a seasonal round of games in which conkers succeeds hopscotch.
by salb918 on Oct 3, 2008 9:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
LOL
So…is Merkin Valdez when one of these has a massive, environmentally hazardous spill?
"God doesn't pay attention to your cute little hypotheticals." -- Jeff from LL
by oblique on Oct 3, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Q
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or possibly the year
"However, at Elias, I think they keep track of the amount of sunflower seeds spit in a dugout each night." - Brad Ziegler, 8/7/08
by doctorK on Oct 3, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Scioscia's version of "head and shoulders, knees and toes"...
Seriously, he looks pretty ridiculous doing those signs. Not that he doesn’t look ridiculous in general.
by whiteshoes40 on Oct 3, 2008 9:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Lets get some 123 innings, Red Sox!
by likeiwouldtellyou on Oct 3, 2008 9:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That's a lot of innings
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
by Nico on Oct 3, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Battle of the bullpens.
Everyone will be dead by the time game 3 comes around.
by whiteshoes40 on Oct 3, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
viva!
where do they get all these hot older women?
Children, until we have taught them better, will be perfectly happy with a seasonal round of games in which conkers succeeds hopscotch.
by salb918 on Oct 3, 2008 9:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
MILF Hunter
Not that I would know anything about that
"However, at Elias, I think they keep track of the amount of sunflower seeds spit in a dugout each night." - Brad Ziegler, 8/7/08
by doctorK on Oct 3, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know the AN answer to this one!!
action36.com!!
"God doesn't pay attention to your cute little hypotheticals." -- Jeff from LL
by oblique on Oct 3, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I laughed.
Children, until we have taught them better, will be perfectly happy with a seasonal round of games in which conkers succeeds hopscotch.
by salb918 on Oct 3, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're awesome.
"God doesn't pay attention to your cute little hypotheticals." -- Jeff from LL
by oblique on Oct 3, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol it never gets old (no pun intended)
by drmmerchk on Oct 3, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're awesome.
"God doesn't pay attention to your cute little hypotheticals." -- Jeff from LL
by oblique on Oct 3, 2008 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That song is getting annoying.
Who sings it, anyway?
by whiteshoes40 on Oct 3, 2008 9:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Worst. outfit. ever.
If I don't comment on your comment how will you know you are completely wrong? -Rocktopus
by pam5981 on Oct 3, 2008 9:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Angels don't get to have birthdays.
No cake for you.
by whiteshoes40 on Oct 3, 2008 9:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hassan CHOP
"However, at Elias, I think they keep track of the amount of sunflower seeds spit in a dugout each night." - Brad Ziegler, 8/7/08
by doctorK on Oct 3, 2008 9:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That cartoon would never get made today.
Fortunately, I’ve got a copy and I’ll be showing it to my son in a few years.
Children, until we have taught them better, will be perfectly happy with a seasonal round of games in which conkers succeeds hopscotch.
by salb918 on Oct 3, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Vlad is channeling Manny, with that hair.
by lynnzgal on Oct 3, 2008 9:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well, after all
Manny is a right handed version of Vlad…
"God doesn't pay attention to your cute little hypotheticals." -- Jeff from LL
by oblique on Oct 3, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I laughed.
Seriously, how many people are going to get that joke?
Also, does Vlad to anything except hit singles?
Children, until we have taught them better, will be perfectly happy with a seasonal round of games in which conkers succeeds hopscotch.
by salb918 on Oct 3, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're awesome.
Yeah, I was pretty much expecting the “Vlad’s right handed, dumbass” treatment, but I guess I’m feeling a bit masochistic this evening…
And, no.
"God doesn't pay attention to your cute little hypotheticals." -- Jeff from LL
by oblique on Oct 3, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I got it! [pats self on back]
I don’t remember who originally said it, though. My memory only goes so far.
by whiteshoes40 on Oct 3, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're awesome.
"God doesn't pay attention to your cute little hypotheticals." -- Jeff from LL
by oblique on Oct 3, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So much awesome going around this thread.
It’s pretty awesome.
by whiteshoes40 on Oct 3, 2008 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Found it!
http://www.halosheaven.com/2005/10/31/22539/660
In the diary text itself.
"God doesn't pay attention to your cute little hypotheticals." -- Jeff from LL
by oblique on Oct 3, 2008 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow, it's from 2005?
I thought it was much more recent. How time flies.
by whiteshoes40 on Oct 3, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pretty shocking, really..
"God doesn't pay attention to your cute little hypotheticals." -- Jeff from LL
by oblique on Oct 3, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or should I have said
“Better than manneling Channy?”
"God doesn't pay attention to your cute little hypotheticals." -- Jeff from LL
by oblique on Oct 3, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Torii needs to hit into a triple play
to complete his evening.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
by Nico on Oct 3, 2008 9:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
lol the rally monkey. I will never forget the game I went to earlier this year where a GROWN MAN was in the aisle jumping up and down like a monkey. It was a very serious case of second hand embarrassment.
by drmmerchk on Oct 3, 2008 9:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Better than a mown gran...oh, never mind..
"God doesn't pay attention to your cute little hypotheticals." -- Jeff from LL
by oblique on Oct 3, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pity the don't have 3 Papelbons
because their middle relief is not exactly lights out.
We hope Masterson is though
May the Angels have only bad luck in the playoffs and anything bad goes as long as they lose, short of DEATH that is.
by Trainman on Oct 3, 2008 9:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We can help!!!
{Huston Street tears through paper and appears on stage in a cape, with a huge H across his chest}
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
by Nico on Oct 3, 2008 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
whenever I see the Rally Monkey
I think of the owner from Major League saying “I hate this fcuking song.”
"Lefty relievers are like the different Mountain Dew flavors. New ones keep appearing, and people are willing to buy, but in the end most of them suck." - Gallagher's Watermelons
by scatterbrian on Oct 3, 2008 9:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
KKKendrick
"However, at Elias, I think they keep track of the amount of sunflower seeds spit in a dugout each night." - Brad Ziegler, 8/7/08
by doctorK on Oct 3, 2008 9:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
howie doesn't like walking too much
"Lefty relievers are like the different Mountain Dew flavors. New ones keep appearing, and people are willing to buy, but in the end most of them suck." - Gallagher's Watermelons
by scatterbrian on Oct 3, 2008 9:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
My goodness
Bobby Crosby has stolen Howie Kendrick’s body!!
by Soaker on Oct 3, 2008 9:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
what happened to Kendrick, ultimate contact hitter?
Children, until we have taught them better, will be perfectly happy with a seasonal round of games in which conkers succeeds hopscotch.
by salb918 on Oct 3, 2008 9:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
K-k-k-kendrick's c-c-c-coming to k-k-k-K!!
"God doesn't pay attention to your cute little hypotheticals." -- Jeff from LL
by oblique on Oct 3, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sometimes, when my friends and I go to Angel games, we like to pronounce every Angel player’s name wrong. We call Kendrick “how I can’t hit”. I love when he doesn’t lol My favorite “nickname” though (of guys still on the team) is “can dream or alice”
by drmmerchk on Oct 3, 2008 9:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ugh.
If I don't comment on your comment how will you know you are completely wrong? -Rocktopus
by pam5981 on Oct 3, 2008 9:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Okay, so new thread mojo now?
So, bring on Bonds! Or, not... then, bring back Langerhans!! -One won lost one
by baseballgirl on Oct 3, 2008 9:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm just rooting for 2nd base.
"God doesn't pay attention to your cute little hypotheticals." -- Jeff from LL
by oblique on Oct 3, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sox are gonna need some runs in the 8th...
hope they’re up to it.
Foolsh, the most insane regular poster on AN since oaktoon left - salb
by FoolshGame22 on Oct 3, 2008 9:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
shweet!
"Lefty relievers are like the different Mountain Dew flavors. New ones keep appearing, and people are willing to buy, but in the end most of them suck." - Gallagher's Watermelons
by scatterbrian on Oct 3, 2008 9:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FAIL
"However, at Elias, I think they keep track of the amount of sunflower seeds spit in a dugout each night." - Brad Ziegler, 8/7/08
by doctorK on Oct 3, 2008 9:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
NEW THREAD MOJO
http://www.athleticsnation.com/2008/10/3/627962/open-thread-playoffs-day-t
Screw it; let’s go Red Sox!
So, bring on Bonds! Or, not... then, bring back Langerhans!! -One won lost one
by baseballgirl on Oct 3, 2008 9:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

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