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Keeeeeeeep on threadin'.

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let’s hope it helps

by OaklandSi on Oct 18, 2008 6:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Kotsay just missed that

Rays better start hittin, because Shields ain’t lookin so good.

I'm a street walkin cheetah with a heart full of napalm.

by FreeSeatUpgrade on Oct 18, 2008 6:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

They're just planning on falling behind by 7 so they can win

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Oct 18, 2008 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

GO RAYS

Boston sucks

"However, at Elias, I think they keep track of the amount of sunflower seeds spit in a dugout each night." - Brad Ziegler, 8/7/08

by doctorK on Oct 18, 2008 6:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Shit. Lost my seat.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Oct 18, 2008 6:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

weak woo. try again..WOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by ilovegregsmith on Oct 18, 2008 6:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

With Price and E. Jackson both available,

Maddon needs to gauge NOW (i.e., the top of the 4th) whether Shields can settle down and if the answer is no pull the trigger proactively.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Oct 18, 2008 6:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

How? Is it like checking the tire pressure?

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Oct 18, 2008 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But will he?

Yes, I’m worried.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Oct 18, 2008 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gameday has 69 pitches, 39 strikes

"However, at Elias, I think they keep track of the amount of sunflower seeds spit in a dugout each night." - Brad Ziegler, 8/7/08

by doctorK on Oct 18, 2008 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wanna give the Rays mojo..they gotta stop running from me when I try though..

by ilovegregsmith on Oct 18, 2008 6:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well if you stopped growling at them

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Oct 18, 2008 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

nice gift from Becks

"optimism 1 pessimism 0" ~Dirk

by 149 on Oct 18, 2008 6:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

do they want someone who looks like joe?

by ilovegregsmith on Oct 18, 2008 6:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Now they're bitching about Bartlett not moving out of the way?

STOP FUCKING OPENLY ROOTING FOR BOSTON YOU ASSHOLES.

by mikev on Oct 18, 2008 6:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You sound upset.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Oct 18, 2008 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

liar.

We're in a team-wide funk. ~Mark Ellis

by #14fan on Oct 18, 2008 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think Zigfan told me to try to avoid these situations.

try writing in lowercase. WE’LL GET THROUGH THIS.

We're in a team-wide funk. ~Mark Ellis

by #14fan on Oct 18, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They were criticized for openly rooting for the Rays earlier in the series

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Oct 18, 2008 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i will openly root for the RAYS!!

by ilovegregsmith on Oct 18, 2008 6:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I wonder if

the new thread killed AN typing mojo?

"optimism 1 pessimism 0" ~Dirk

by 149 on Oct 18, 2008 6:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

True, you're in fine form

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Oct 18, 2008 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

no, several posts mentioned the new thread

we didin’t forget anyone, but they haven’t come along yet

by OaklandSi on Oct 18, 2008 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

was there a link?

We're in a team-wide funk. ~Mark Ellis

by #14fan on Oct 18, 2008 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

MB and Nico

are usually “new thread link free” zones

"optimism 1 pessimism 0" ~Dirk

by 149 on Oct 18, 2008 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not fair - I've been "linking" for months now.

Or drinking.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Oct 18, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

sorry

I’ve been checked out for months. Duly acknowledged (but awaiting visual confirmation).

"optimism 1 pessimism 0" ~Dirk

by 149 on Oct 18, 2008 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It seems like years since I've linked

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Oct 18, 2008 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

C'mon BJ - bridge 'em

"However, at Elias, I think they keep track of the amount of sunflower seeds spit in a dugout each night." - Brad Ziegler, 8/7/08

by doctorK on Oct 18, 2008 6:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

New thread?

Thanks for telling me guys. Funny. Haha.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Oct 18, 2008 6:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

heeeeeeey people are here!

by ilovegregsmith on Oct 18, 2008 6:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

yes, there are people just not as many

I think we have some stragglers.

We're in a team-wide funk. ~Mark Ellis

by #14fan on Oct 18, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow beckett is added to my list of people who need kicked in the teeth

by ilovegregsmith on Oct 18, 2008 6:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Who else is on that list?

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Oct 18, 2008 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

full list…beckett,papelbon,kotsay,pedrioa,tek,youk,masterson,drew…ok, the whole red sox team

by ilovegregsmith on Oct 18, 2008 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kotsay!

I like him more now that he’s not on the A’s

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Oct 18, 2008 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HEY! He plays for the wrong damn team. Anyone who helps the sox…needs kicked. Except lester. I couldn’t kick him.

by ilovegregsmith on Oct 18, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

There's a list?

Cool.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Oct 18, 2008 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This year?

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Oct 18, 2008 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I tried to take a nap

but I think all the red bull i drank last night is keeping me awake still.

by thesteve9x on Oct 18, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay TAMPA. Beckett still needs a kick in the teeth..and Tek..and Papi..and Youk..and that little short balding guy ..pedrioa if thats what people wanna call him

by ilovegregsmith on Oct 18, 2008 6:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

what put what where?

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Oct 18, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

TWDS

"However, at Elias, I think they keep track of the amount of sunflower seeds spit in a dugout each night." - Brad Ziegler, 8/7/08

by doctorK on Oct 18, 2008 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

???????????? What's TWDS?

We're in a team-wide funk. ~Mark Ellis

by #14fan on Oct 18, 2008 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

TWRS

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Oct 18, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's What Dale Said.

And I hate that I know that.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Oct 18, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dale? as in staplehead?

We're in a team-wide funk. ~Mark Ellis

by #14fan on Oct 18, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Uh-huh.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Oct 18, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

and TWRS = that's what Ryan said?

We're in a team-wide funk. ~Mark Ellis

by #14fan on Oct 18, 2008 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Now you got it.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Oct 18, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

N00B

"However, at Elias, I think they keep track of the amount of sunflower seeds spit in a dugout each night." - Brad Ziegler, 8/7/08

by doctorK on Oct 18, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you knew that. why rub it in?

We're in a team-wide funk. ~Mark Ellis

by #14fan on Oct 18, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mikev: HARSH. DoctorK, I don't care.

We're in a team-wide funk. ~Mark Ellis

by #14fan on Oct 18, 2008 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

no, no, not rub it in like that.

rub it in LIKE… THAT.

there’s a difference.

by mikev on Oct 18, 2008 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's CGV worthy.

I’ll refrain.

Get your mind down here in the gutter with me, you’ll get it.

by mikev on Oct 18, 2008 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm scared....

We're in a team-wide funk. ~Mark Ellis

by #14fan on Oct 18, 2008 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Goodness.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Oct 18, 2008 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I knew what you meant.

Probably because I thought the same thing.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Oct 18, 2008 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

still lost, but I think I'll just give it up

at this point and write it down and then attack you about it at AN day 6. Because I need to scroll down and figure out what’s going on in the game.

We're in a team-wide funk. ~Mark Ellis

by #14fan on Oct 18, 2008 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Actually, nothing has happened for the last 10 minutes or so

"However, at Elias, I think they keep track of the amount of sunflower seeds spit in a dugout each night." - Brad Ziegler, 8/7/08

by doctorK on Oct 18, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Because I'm a cruel son of a gun

or something ;)

"However, at Elias, I think they keep track of the amount of sunflower seeds spit in a dugout each night." - Brad Ziegler, 8/7/08

by doctorK on Oct 18, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bottom of the order

chance for Shields to right the ship.

I'm a street walkin cheetah with a heart full of napalm.

by FreeSeatUpgrade on Oct 18, 2008 6:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

No I liked him

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Oct 18, 2008 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

way to go Sheilds!

finally got rid of that crap ump

"optimism 1 pessimism 0" ~Dirk

by 149 on Oct 18, 2008 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What are the umps takling about?

I don’t have any volume.

Children, until we have taught them better, will be perfectly happy with a seasonal round of games in which conkers succeeds hopscotch.

by salb918 on Oct 18, 2008 6:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Cousins is hurt. Must be planning their strategy.

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Oct 18, 2008 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cousins is injured and leaving game

McClellan’s gonna take the plate.

I'm a street walkin cheetah with a heart full of napalm.

by FreeSeatUpgrade on Oct 18, 2008 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cousins hit by foul tip,

not calling balls and strikes anymore.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Oct 18, 2008 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks.

Children, until we have taught them better, will be perfectly happy with a seasonal round of games in which conkers succeeds hopscotch.

by salb918 on Oct 18, 2008 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cousins is not gritty.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Oct 18, 2008 6:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

And Kazmir thinks' he's shitty

May The Red Sox and all their fans get food poisoning and all collectively crap their pants

by Trainman on Oct 18, 2008 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Isn't it a pity

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Oct 18, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

man up Cousins. Damn

by ilovegregsmith on Oct 18, 2008 6:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Alright, time to get into delayed ball/strike call mode

I'm a street walkin cheetah with a heart full of napalm.

by FreeSeatUpgrade on Oct 18, 2008 6:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

His parents are a snail and a turtle

May The Red Sox and all their fans get food poisoning and all collectively crap their pants

by Trainman on Oct 18, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They are faster than my parents

who are underground

May The Red Sox and all their fans get food poisoning and all collectively crap their pants

by Trainman on Oct 18, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why are they hiding?

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Oct 18, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They are shells of their former selves

They may only come out for Halloween

May The Red Sox and all their fans get food poisoning and all collectively crap their pants

by Trainman on Oct 18, 2008 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If I'm managing,

I’d have Price up loosening up to start this inning. I’d still hope to get 5+ out of Shields, but if he struggles again in the 4th you need to be ready to cut your losses before it’s 5-1.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Oct 18, 2008 6:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I agree with that

Price should be ready to go

May The Red Sox and all their fans get food poisoning and all collectively crap their pants

by Trainman on Oct 18, 2008 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I agree

now nobody can accuse us of not mentioning this ahead of time!

by OaklandSi on Oct 18, 2008 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

As starters, Price and Jackson will take a little longer to warm up

So if you want either to be available before it’s too late they need to be up now.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Oct 18, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Injury delay"

Normally, this scares the shite out of me, but then the A’s aren’t playing tonight (dammit) and Larry Davis is nowhere to be seen.

"However, at Elias, I think they keep track of the amount of sunflower seeds spit in a dugout each night." - Brad Ziegler, 8/7/08

by doctorK on Oct 18, 2008 6:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Peavy going to the Astros?

That’s what Miller and Morgan are talking about right now.

"However, at Elias, I think they keep track of the amount of sunflower seeds spit in a dugout each night." - Brad Ziegler, 8/7/08

by doctorK on Oct 18, 2008 6:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

that's what Peavy has said he wants

but no word that Houston wants to make that deal, and has the players that the Padres would want.

by OaklandSi on Oct 18, 2008 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like them both, personally

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Oct 18, 2008 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Confessions of a Dangerous Mind

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Oct 18, 2008 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Agree/

And I’m listening.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Oct 18, 2008 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah, YOU WOULD.

I don’t even know what that means though. Seemed like a proper response.

by mikev on Oct 18, 2008 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm laying down in bed (no TV in the bedroom)

I gave blood earlier today and I started feeling light-headed (more so than normal).

"However, at Elias, I think they keep track of the amount of sunflower seeds spit in a dugout each night." - Brad Ziegler, 8/7/08

by doctorK on Oct 18, 2008 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Darryl? Is that you?

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Oct 18, 2008 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That would probably mean trading away

the little power/young position player potential the A’s have in order to get…more pitching!

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Oct 18, 2008 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol i like a couple AL teams..well 2..I would say I want him on the Yankees but…i dunno about saying that here..i already did though..kinda..here. Damn

by ilovegregsmith on Oct 18, 2008 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'd trade every inch of the A's power to get Peavy

All their speed too

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Oct 18, 2008 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'd throw in their health as well

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Oct 18, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But not the 1968 kits

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Oct 18, 2008 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think Peavy's agent said Peavy would need lots of convincing

($$$) to go to an AL club.

Oakland is not an option…and anyway, if Beane gives up prospects he needs some offense even more.

by OaklandSi on Oct 18, 2008 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He traded Haren for all the good prospects

I don’t see him going after any pitching at all.

We need power, power and more power

May The Red Sox and all their fans get food poisoning and all collectively crap their pants

by Trainman on Oct 18, 2008 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WTF?

But he came back. And there was much rejoicing.

by Jennifer on Oct 18, 2008 6:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wardobe Refunction

"optimism 1 pessimism 0" ~Dirk

by 149 on Oct 18, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Girls were watching

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Oct 18, 2008 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Then girls were probably grossed out

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Oct 18, 2008 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He has pine tar EVERYWHERE

I'm a street walkin cheetah with a heart full of napalm.

by FreeSeatUpgrade on Oct 18, 2008 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He waited till they came to before continuing

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Oct 18, 2008 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But they eventually did?

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Oct 18, 2008 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's what I've heard

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Oct 18, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jacoby

helping women come since 2007
Photobucket

"optimism 1 pessimism 0" ~Dirk

by 149 on Oct 18, 2008 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

mmmmhmmm he is a sexy thing. I like jed more..just cause hes a bit nerdy…Id like to see him go wild hehe

by ilovegregsmith on Oct 18, 2008 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If he's anything like me,

he had to change a few times to make sure his shirt matched his pants, shoes, and mask.

But he came back. And there was much rejoicing.

by Jennifer on Oct 18, 2008 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thank goodness it's all black leather.

But he came back. And there was much rejoicing.

by Jennifer on Oct 18, 2008 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He had a whole delay to do that

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Oct 18, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh no, here we go again

"However, at Elias, I think they keep track of the amount of sunflower seeds spit in a dugout each night." - Brad Ziegler, 8/7/08

by doctorK on Oct 18, 2008 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So you'll just storm out there and push the guy out of his chair

hand him a ball, and make him warm up? This I want to see.

We're in a team-wide funk. ~Mark Ellis

by #14fan on Oct 18, 2008 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Unfortunately TBS is having technical difficulties

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Oct 18, 2008 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

not fair.

We're in a team-wide funk. ~Mark Ellis

by #14fan on Oct 18, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i would and let someone chase me

id run so fast..slap the players on their asses and say GET UP BOYS and keep going!

by ilovegregsmith on Oct 18, 2008 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

How do you slap someone's ass if they're chasing you?

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Oct 18, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Let them catch up

"However, at Elias, I think they keep track of the amount of sunflower seeds spit in a dugout each night." - Brad Ziegler, 8/7/08

by doctorK on Oct 18, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

She doesn't let logic get in her way.

If I don't comment on your comment how will you know you are completely wrong? -Rocktopus

by pam5981 on Oct 18, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The players wouldn't be chasing her

So she’d slap their asses as she’s getting chased by someone else?

by thesteve9x on Oct 18, 2008 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

exactly

security would chase me. not the players. id be running to them to slap em’. YOu are the best steve

by ilovegregsmith on Oct 18, 2008 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

nope

she’d be dreaming

"optimism 1 pessimism 0" ~Dirk

by 149 on Oct 18, 2008 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

no that would be fun for me!

ooh ooooooooooh coooooome on boys. come and get me!

by ilovegregsmith on Oct 18, 2008 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Only one outfield umpire now

Almost a guarantee that any disputed foul-line call will be on the side with no umpire.

"However, at Elias, I think they keep track of the amount of sunflower seeds spit in a dugout each night." - Brad Ziegler, 8/7/08

by doctorK on Oct 18, 2008 6:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He should move to the other side then

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Oct 18, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Put him in CF

That way, he’ll miss the calls on both foul lines.

"However, at Elias, I think they keep track of the amount of sunflower seeds spit in a dugout each night." - Brad Ziegler, 8/7/08

by doctorK on Oct 18, 2008 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Stupid Cereal box

Hopefully you get picked off.

by thesteve9x on Oct 18, 2008 6:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Mmm..

Quesadilla. Not burnt.

I really need to go grocery shopping.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Oct 18, 2008 6:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yummy. Don't forget the shrimp

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Oct 18, 2008 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That sounds tasty.

Cold, spicy shrimp and HOT cocktail sauce.

But he came back. And there was much rejoicing.

by Jennifer on Oct 18, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

On my next shopping list.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Oct 18, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wore my Staplehead shirt today to a craft fair

No one said anything about my shirt, except my mother. “Don’t they have any other colors? Everything you own is green and gold.”

But he came back. And there was much rejoicing.

by Jennifer on Oct 18, 2008 6:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Your mom is cute.

If I don't comment on your comment how will you know you are completely wrong? -Rocktopus

by pam5981 on Oct 18, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not so much.

She purchased a picture at the craft fair. More like a sign, really. Anyway, she bought this sign, decided it really didn’t go with the room… then decided to paint the room RIGHT THEN. She had MAYBE three cups of paint leftover from when she painted something else, so she uses that.

“Since you’re here, can you reach the top for me?”

I then get roped in to painting everything she can’t reach. She’s like, 5’0" with her beehive hair, so I ended up doing most of the work. Not only that, but we run out of paint after I half a wall.

But he came back. And there was much rejoicing.

by Jennifer on Oct 18, 2008 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

nice end to that half of the inning

now Rays hitters need to step it up a notch

by OaklandSi on Oct 18, 2008 6:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Time for a Beckett Implosion

May The Red Sox and all their fans get food poisoning and all collectively crap their pants

by Trainman on Oct 18, 2008 6:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He's been sitting for a long time

I'm a street walkin cheetah with a heart full of napalm.

by FreeSeatUpgrade on Oct 18, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And that would be some fine Absurd Theater

I'm a street walkin cheetah with a heart full of napalm.

by FreeSeatUpgrade on Oct 18, 2008 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dinner time

Mrs doctorK’s famous cheeseburger pie.

"However, at Elias, I think they keep track of the amount of sunflower seeds spit in a dugout each night." - Brad Ziegler, 8/7/08

by doctorK on Oct 18, 2008 6:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That sounds so naughty.

I would actually talk to it as I eat it. “Oh you want to be in my mouth, don’t you? DON’T YOU?”

Um, anyways.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Oct 18, 2008 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is that like cottage pie?

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Oct 18, 2008 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

She says it is a recipe from the back of the bisquick box

"However, at Elias, I think they keep track of the amount of sunflower seeds spit in a dugout each night." - Brad Ziegler, 8/7/08

by doctorK on Oct 18, 2008 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mmmm....

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Oct 18, 2008 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pizza tonight.

I made some sort of soup with pasta in it last night.

But he came back. And there was much rejoicing.

by Jennifer on Oct 18, 2008 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HR? possibly? please????

We're in a team-wide funk. ~Mark Ellis

by #14fan on Oct 18, 2008 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Single. That's like a HR for him.

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Oct 18, 2008 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Grounded?

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Oct 18, 2008 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Blinded?

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Oct 18, 2008 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wounded?

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Oct 18, 2008 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Try brother hogging the TV.

We're in a team-wide funk. ~Mark Ellis

by #14fan on Oct 18, 2008 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Brothered?

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Oct 18, 2008 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can you hog tie him?

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Oct 18, 2008 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

BTW WTF is he watching?

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Oct 18, 2008 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Please tell me it's Frank TV on demand

That would be so effing terrible for you.

by thesteve9x on Oct 18, 2008 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

True story.

I picked up a TV Guide this week because that hot blonde from Fringe is on the cover. Anyway, I thumbing through it when I get to page 22! Fucking Frank TV crap. I can’t get away!

But he came back. And there was much rejoicing.

by Jennifer on Oct 18, 2008 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ummm... Final destination.

About a bunch of people who are destined to die. He’s watching them getting picked off, dying horrible deaths one by one.

We're in a team-wide funk. ~Mark Ellis

by #14fan on Oct 18, 2008 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kind of like the Rays!

{Runs}

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Oct 18, 2008 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is a crazy girl chasing you?

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Oct 18, 2008 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They always do.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Oct 18, 2008 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

DON'T JINX THEM ANYMORE THAN YOU HAVE!!!

and besides, do you really want them to die in horrible fiery explosions? I was thinking you would wish that on the Sux.

We're in a team-wide funk. ~Mark Ellis

by #14fan on Oct 18, 2008 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's an un-jinx, dear.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Oct 18, 2008 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh... right. Can you jinx the Sux now?

We're in a team-wide funk. ~Mark Ellis

by #14fan on Oct 18, 2008 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ichiro-like reach there

"optimism 1 pessimism 0" ~Dirk

by 149 on Oct 18, 2008 6:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I don't know, guys.

If the score stays like this, I don’t see the Rays winning tonight.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Oct 18, 2008 6:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Unless the Sox score negative runs.

But he came back. And there was much rejoicing.

by Jennifer on Oct 18, 2008 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Has that happened?

That would be awesome.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Oct 18, 2008 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

New rules with a new ump.

“You suck! Take away one point!”

But he came back. And there was much rejoicing.

by Jennifer on Oct 18, 2008 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

BE QUIET.

We're in a team-wide funk. ~Mark Ellis

by #14fan on Oct 18, 2008 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol dont think like that. the rays will score more!!!

by ilovegregsmith on Oct 18, 2008 6:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I doubt Varitek could throw out Frank Thomas at this point

even if he had a pitchout.

"However, at Elias, I think they keep track of the amount of sunflower seeds spit in a dugout each night." - Brad Ziegler, 8/7/08

by doctorK on Oct 18, 2008 6:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

to hell with kotsay

by ilovegregsmith on Oct 18, 2008 6:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

to hell with me

{waits}

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Oct 18, 2008 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I've been very very naughty.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Oct 18, 2008 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh yeah?

I know someone that can set you straight.

by thesteve9x on Oct 18, 2008 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

kots.. typical good D

"optimism 1 pessimism 0" ~Dirk

by 149 on Oct 18, 2008 6:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Kotsay you suck

(hey, he’s a Sux now)

by OaklandSi on Oct 18, 2008 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why the hell did Kotsay turn out to be such a good 1B. I'm annoyed.

If I don't comment on your comment how will you know you are completely wrong? -Rocktopus

by pam5981 on Oct 18, 2008 6:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He played there with Fla and SD I think. Great closer too. Hot wife as well.

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Oct 18, 2008 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Floyd, next time run Beckett's ass into the ground

"However, at Elias, I think they keep track of the amount of sunflower seeds spit in a dugout each night." - Brad Ziegler, 8/7/08

by doctorK on Oct 18, 2008 6:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

While ilovegregsmith slaps it

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Oct 18, 2008 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Everything will be okay. I have arrived.

Why does Kotsay do something good every time I show up? Stupid.

by whiteshoes40 on Oct 18, 2008 6:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Where were you in 2007?

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Oct 18, 2008 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So which one is it?

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Oct 18, 2008 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ok..the rays better start winning real soon since you are here!

by ilovegregsmith on Oct 18, 2008 6:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What did the undead Kots do now?

We're in a team-wide funk. ~Mark Ellis

by #14fan on Oct 18, 2008 6:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ranged to his right to make a nice play. Dale would have been proud.

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Oct 18, 2008 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ah mutha Fukah!

TBS you suck!!

"optimism 1 pessimism 0" ~Dirk

by 149 on Oct 18, 2008 7:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Joe Morgan is not.

Damn.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Oct 18, 2008 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey! Nico likes him.

Like Allen Craig.

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Oct 18, 2008 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs