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Following games at Tampa Bay with final scores of 2-0 and 9-8, it's unclear what it will take to go up in this series that is currently tied one win a piece. Jon Lester, arguably Boston's best starting pitcher, gets the call against Matt Garza, who has the stuff but can be erratic - especially in the fourth inning, which has been his personal Waterloo this season.

First pitch is at 1:37pm PDT. The starting lineups:

Iwamura - 2B
Upton - CF
Pena - 1B
Longoria - 3B
Crawford - LF
Aybar - DH
Navarro - C
Baldelli - RF
Bartlett - SS

Ellsbury - CF
Pedroia - 2B
Ortiz - DH
Youkilis - 3B
Drew - RF
Bay - LF
Kotsay - 1B
Varitek - C
Cora - SS

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GO DEVIL SOX!!!!!

I get to watch today’s game because it’s a holiday – yay for super-hottie Christian Columbus!!!! (Or do we now call it Indignant People’s Day?)

-Cindi

P.S. I should be studying for a retake of my Braids quiz but I think we both know that’s not gonna happen!

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Oct 13, 2008 1:20 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Just like me.

I should be studying for my Journalism test, but it’s not gonna happen!

We're in a team-wide funk. ~Mark Ellis

by #14fan on Oct 13, 2008 1:45 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

a holiday? what's that?

I’m working today….and by “working”, I mean “following playoff baseball instead of answering the phones or responding to emails”

There's no crying in baseball!

by gigglingone on Oct 13, 2008 2:15 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

help us Tampa Bay Rays

you’re our only hope

"The Athletics at Fremont" is soooooooo bad

by ArakSOT on Oct 13, 2008 1:23 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Thunderbutt!

But he came back. And there was much rejoicing.

by Jennifer on Oct 13, 2008 1:24 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Jennifer!

having any fun with the free time?

"The Athletics at Fremont" is soooooooo bad

by ArakSOT on Oct 13, 2008 1:36 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Facials!

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Oct 13, 2008 1:37 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Meh.

I miss not worrying about where money is going to come from or how I’m going to pay my bills. I haven’t put makeup on in over a week. I put pants on today, so that’s a plus. I don’t remember the last time I fixed my hair. I think I visited the end of the internet yesterday. I’ve watched a lot of porn. I’ve cleaned the entire house.

But he came back. And there was much rejoicing.

by Jennifer on Oct 13, 2008 1:41 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So you found your pants, then?

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Oct 13, 2008 1:53 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh, and I did laundry.

It had been two or three weeks since I’d done that. I had to go commando yesterday until I got the first load of laundry done.

But he came back. And there was much rejoicing.

by Jennifer on Oct 13, 2008 1:58 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

{thud}

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Oct 13, 2008 2:06 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Eck looks magical in that sunlight.

But he came back. And there was much rejoicing.

by Jennifer on Oct 13, 2008 1:28 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

See moar pitches Rays.

Carlos and Victor Zambrano have exactly the same number of career postseason wins. Who would have thought?

by Blicks on Oct 13, 2008 1:45 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Little P needs to get plunked.

Carlos and Victor Zambrano have exactly the same number of career postseason wins. Who would have thought?

by Blicks on Oct 13, 2008 1:47 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sit down and shut up, Ortiz.

kthxbye

by whiteshoes40 on Oct 13, 2008 1:50 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

STFD Papi.

Carlos and Victor Zambrano have exactly the same number of career postseason wins. Who would have thought?

by Blicks on Oct 13, 2008 1:51 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I wonder if Youkilis shaves with a hat on.

But he came back. And there was much rejoicing.

by Jennifer on Oct 13, 2008 1:52 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

See, I like it when Red Sox hitters swing at Ball 4.

Carlos and Victor Zambrano have exactly the same number of career postseason wins. Who would have thought?

by Blicks on Oct 13, 2008 1:53 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

THINGS MY FATHER BEAT ME WITH!!!!

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Oct 13, 2008 1:54 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Things under my bed!

But he came back. And there was much rejoicing.

by Jennifer on Oct 13, 2008 1:58 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

THINGS MY PRIEST USED WHEN I WAS TWELVE!

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Oct 13, 2008 2:10 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nice to get the chance to watch this game...

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Oct 13, 2008 2:02 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

WOO!

But he came back. And there was much rejoicing.

by Jennifer on Oct 13, 2008 2:04 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

YES!

Carlos and Victor Zambrano have exactly the same number of career postseason wins. Who would have thought?

by Blicks on Oct 13, 2008 2:04 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Swoonocket, RY

Sounds like RyRy’s birthplace.

But he came back. And there was much rejoicing.

by Jennifer on Oct 13, 2008 2:09 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Swoonrocket

would be even better. Like a RyRy/yumrocket combo.

If I don't comment on your comment how will you know you are completely wrong? -Rocktopus

by pam5981 on Oct 13, 2008 2:14 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

[thunk]

Ow. My mind just hit the gutter so fast, I think I broke my jaw.

But he came back. And there was much rejoicing.

by Jennifer on Oct 13, 2008 2:15 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wow, I didn't realize that thought was gutter.

Apparently that’s where I’ve set up shop for quite some time, now.

by mikev on Oct 13, 2008 2:16 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Your mind was already in the gutter.

Porn and going commando? C’mon.

If I don't comment on your comment how will you know you are completely wrong? -Rocktopus

by pam5981 on Oct 13, 2008 2:17 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I still can't fathom Kotsay at 1B.

Carlos and Victor Zambrano have exactly the same number of career postseason wins. Who would have thought?

by Blicks on Oct 13, 2008 2:09 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That and the Red Sux uniform.

Carlos and Victor Zambrano have exactly the same number of career postseason wins. Who would have thought?

by Blicks on Oct 13, 2008 2:15 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh, Garza *did* come from the Twins.

I had a Matt Garza-Twins association in my head, but I thought I was making it up. Nope, I’m just smart.

by whiteshoes40 on Oct 13, 2008 2:12 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dang it, Kots.

It’s counterintuitive to cheer against you. I don’t like it.

by whiteshoes40 on Oct 13, 2008 2:13 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Screw you, Kots.

So, bring on Bonds! Or, not... then, bring back Langerhans!! -One won lost one

by baseballgirl on Oct 13, 2008 2:14 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Seriously...you're healthy NOW that you're playing for the Evil Empire, Jr.

So, bring on Bonds! Or, not... then, bring back Langerhans!! -One won lost one

by baseballgirl on Oct 13, 2008 2:14 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

oh! me! me!

But he came back. And there was much rejoicing.

by Jennifer on Oct 13, 2008 2:14 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hahaha....

So, bring on Bonds! Or, not... then, bring back Langerhans!! -One won lost one

by baseballgirl on Oct 13, 2008 2:16 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

she's got plenty of time on her hands

If I don't comment on your comment how will you know you are completely wrong? -Rocktopus

by pam5981 on Oct 13, 2008 2:21 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

A's paid 5MM when they traded Kotsay to the Braves.

But Devine owned everybody.

Carlos and Victor Zambrano have exactly the same number of career postseason wins. Who would have thought?

by Blicks on Oct 13, 2008 2:18 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

YES!!!!!

One more!

So, bring on Bonds! Or, not... then, bring back Langerhans!! -One won lost one

by baseballgirl on Oct 13, 2008 2:17 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

“I know they’re the defending World Champs, but they are the whinest team in baseball”

That is the BEST LINE EVER!!!! Classic!!!

So, bring on Bonds! Or, not... then, bring back Langerhans!! -One won lost one

by baseballgirl on Oct 13, 2008 2:18 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It's a tie!

Go Rays.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Oct 13, 2008 2:19 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The Angels are just the spineless crybabies.

The Red Sawx are the whiniest team in BB.

Carlos and Victor Zambrano have exactly the same number of career postseason wins. Who would have thought?

by Blicks on Oct 13, 2008 2:21 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

who said that?

If I don't comment on your comment how will you know you are completely wrong? -Rocktopus

by pam5981 on Oct 13, 2008 2:22 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

God.

But he came back. And there was much rejoicing.

by Jennifer on Oct 13, 2008 2:22 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You're on a roll today.

If I don't comment on your comment how will you know you are completely wrong? -Rocktopus

by pam5981 on Oct 13, 2008 2:24 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The Rays' announcers!

Almost spit out the water I was drinking…

"I know they're the defending World Champs, but they are the whiniest team in baseball" -Rays announcers

by baseballgirl on Oct 13, 2008 2:23 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What does "Quantum of Solace" even mean?

Although I guess plot isn’t really relevant to a Bond movie anyway…

by whiteshoes40 on Oct 13, 2008 2:20 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Very little consolation

Basically a revenge story from the guy who killed his chick in the last film.

In search of a new signature. Say something funny and you may see your comment here!

by DMOAS on Oct 13, 2008 4:11 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

There's the sig I was looking for!

"I know they're the defending World Champs, but they are the whiniest team in baseball" -Rays announcers

by baseballgirl on Oct 13, 2008 2:20 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

YEAH!

"I know they're the defending World Champs, but they are the whiniest team in baseball" -Rays announcers

by baseballgirl on Oct 13, 2008 2:23 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Disclaimer: I DO like Lester; how can you not?

But I despise his team.

"I know they're the defending World Champs, but they are the whiniest team in baseball" -Rays announcers

by baseballgirl on Oct 13, 2008 2:25 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I agree. I adore Lester. I like Jed too. That’s all. I think it’s hard to DISlike Lester. The guy deserves all the credit in the world for everything he has been thru and for coming out of it so strong and so determined. So I do adore him but he plays for those Jerks sooooooo GO RAAAAAAAAYS

by ilovegregsmith on Oct 13, 2008 2:35 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I like Jed.

I want to see him in an A’s uniform, replacing Crosby at SS.

Carlos and Victor Zambrano have exactly the same number of career postseason wins. Who would have thought?

by Blicks on Oct 13, 2008 2:36 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I would loooooooove it! Jed is a real good player. I don’t imagine the Red Sox letting go of him easy..at all. I think they are falling in love with having him and would be lucky to keep him around long term at SS..but I’d love him to wear an A’s uniform

by ilovegregsmith on Oct 13, 2008 2:38 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Same - don't think we can get him but would looooove to

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Oct 13, 2008 2:52 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

YES!

But he came back. And there was much rejoicing.

by Jennifer on Oct 13, 2008 2:25 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH!!!!!!

"I know they're the defending World Champs, but they are the whiniest team in baseball" -Rays announcers

by baseballgirl on Oct 13, 2008 2:26 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

YES YES YES YES YES.

Carlos and Victor Zambrano have exactly the same number of career postseason wins. Who would have thought?

by Blicks on Oct 13, 2008 2:26 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

(I can't cheer for B.J. without thinking my comment...

…is going to come up in some weird google search.

"I know they're the defending World Champs, but they are the whiniest team in baseball" -Rays announcers

by baseballgirl on Oct 13, 2008 2:26 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

BJ, you have officially redeemed yourself for breaking Ziggy's scoreless streak.

You are awesome.

Carlos and Victor Zambrano have exactly the same number of career postseason wins. Who would have thought?

by Blicks on Oct 13, 2008 2:26 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

BJ Upton is on fire.

If I don't comment on your comment how will you know you are completely wrong? -Rocktopus

by pam5981 on Oct 13, 2008 2:27 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

BJ!!!!

Viva Viagra!

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Oct 13, 2008 2:28 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

what a great start!!!!!!! I like anyone who gets a hit for the Rays but I looooooove that Longoria. He is such an amazing player!!! Lets go Rays!

by ilovegregsmith on Oct 13, 2008 2:33 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

His body is so quiet when he swings -

it looks like only his hands/arms are moving.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Oct 13, 2008 2:36 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That’s true. He’s great to watch. He is just sure a pure and natural talent. Any team would be lucky to have him. So much talent

by ilovegregsmith on Oct 13, 2008 2:37 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Know who else hit a homer yesterday?

ME, BAYBEE. ME.

I don’t care if it was a 280ft fence and it was a coed slowpitch game.

by mikev on Oct 13, 2008 2:38 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Woooooooooo congrats!!!! lol

by ilovegregsmith on Oct 13, 2008 2:39 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It was a friggin bomb, too. Like no doubt about it.

It’s a double high fence, so it was a good 320’ shot.

Probably the best swing I’ve ever put on a softball.

by mikev on Oct 13, 2008 2:44 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nice!!! Congrats!

"I know they're the defending World Champs, but they are the whiniest team in baseball" -Rays announcers

by baseballgirl on Oct 13, 2008 2:46 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeah Rays!!!!

Keep it up!! Show no mercy; you can’t; they’re too good!

"I know they're the defending World Champs, but they are the whiniest team in baseball" -Rays announcers

by baseballgirl on Oct 13, 2008 2:34 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No kidding - the Sox have 7 more ABs left

and Garza has a Gallagheresque tendency to implode suddenly.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Oct 13, 2008 2:36 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

exactly…got to keep scoring. The Red Sox can come back…you got to keep building that score up!

by ilovegregsmith on Oct 13, 2008 2:36 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hell. yes.

If I don't comment on your comment how will you know you are completely wrong? -Rocktopus

by pam5981 on Oct 13, 2008 2:37 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That guy behind Craig is PISSED!

But he came back. And there was much rejoicing.

by Jennifer on Oct 13, 2008 2:40 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Did the Coke vendor behind Craig just drop a Coke?

I was too distracted by that, and noticing Craig’s clothes, so I have no idea what Craig just said.

by whiteshoes40 on Oct 13, 2008 2:40 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

See my post.

First, the guy behind Craig was pissed Craig was in his way. Second, the Coke Guy comes along, sets up shop in front of him, then DROPS a Coke in his lap. Finally, the guy has to go after said Coke.

But he came back. And there was much rejoicing.

by Jennifer on Oct 13, 2008 2:42 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Please describe the outfit for those of us who can't see.

If I don't comment on your comment how will you know you are completely wrong? -Rocktopus

by pam5981 on Oct 13, 2008 2:42 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Would that be, anyone who has seen Craig's jacket?

I’ve been blind since the purple one.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Oct 13, 2008 2:53 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Let's see.

There was a navy striped jacket, and a blue? patterned tie of some sort (probably paisley), and lighter blue? pants. Not too bad—but I think my expectations have been lowered.

by whiteshoes40 on Oct 13, 2008 2:53 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yeah…i was distracted by those clothes too. wow

by ilovegregsmith on Oct 13, 2008 2:41 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I would love a plunking of Pedroia.

No ump would think it was intentional.

Carlos and Victor Zambrano have exactly the same number of career postseason wins. Who would have thought?

by Blicks on Oct 13, 2008 2:43 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

id hit him and play it off like “what?! I didn’t mean to hit him! I couldn’t even see the little guy because he was standing too far away!” hes little and annoying if you ask me but pretty good

by ilovegregsmith on Oct 13, 2008 2:46 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Camera guy should have grabbed his ass.

But he came back. And there was much rejoicing.

by Jennifer on Oct 13, 2008 2:48 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No question about it.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Oct 13, 2008 2:53 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

whos ass are we grabbing? evans? if evans..i would

by ilovegregsmith on Oct 13, 2008 2:48 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ok. It’s not all about his ass with me. That ass and face are a bonus..but yeah good try. That guy gives his all at everything. Can’t we have him?!

by ilovegregsmith on Oct 13, 2008 2:49 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

of course. tempation would be too strong and i have no self control over things like that

by ilovegregsmith on Oct 13, 2008 2:51 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yet when we do it with women it's not impulsive,

it’s sexual harrassment worth it.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Oct 13, 2008 2:54 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

depends on what you look like..it might be worth letting it happen lol and i don’t think evan would mind a little bit of that…it would be my way of saying “good game”

by ilovegregsmith on Oct 13, 2008 2:56 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So you think when he falls into the stands,

Evan doesn’t mind a little pinch on the ass? Is it the same with women when they go into the breakroom? Because I need to get back to HR about that.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Oct 13, 2008 3:05 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No, I don’t think evan would mind. I think he’d want to return the favor after the game actually. It would make his day. Job well done. Hey, some ladies like a little pinch on the ass…just have to know who you are dealing with so you don’t take a knee between the legs

by ilovegregsmith on Oct 13, 2008 3:06 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Now you tell me

I’ve been singing soprano all weekend. It’s good, though, that you know, intuitively, that Evan doesn’t mind having his ass squeezed by strangers.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Oct 13, 2008 3:08 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I just get that vibe from watching him on tv. One day I will have to sit close enough to actually pinch his ass and test out my theory. And I don’t mean just any stranger…it a 400lb dude does it..he might be pissed off..but it you got a tall athletic young woman doing it…he will probably like it. I just get that feeling.
Hey, you need to pinch better asses. Not one that belongs to an untight girl who can’t appreciate it ;) lol

by ilovegregsmith on Oct 13, 2008 3:11 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wow. i can’t type today. ignore all my typos

by ilovegregsmith on Oct 13, 2008 3:12 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Maybe just to be on the safe side,

I’ll start out with Longoria and then move on to that flirtatious brunette on the 5th floor.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Oct 13, 2008 3:13 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hey back off longoria. that’s mine to pinch. why don’t you start with the flirtation brunette. i think it will work out fine..go for it. She’ll love it!

by ilovegregsmith on Oct 13, 2008 3:14 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

She's fictional - and my building only has two floors

Sigh. Ass pinching is so complex.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Oct 13, 2008 3:25 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that’s very sad. Maybe you should find someone..that is real. Or buy a blow up doll and practice your pinching on her before moving on to a reaaaaaaaaal girl. It’s not something you master on the first try…it times practice..and people..

by ilovegregsmith on Oct 13, 2008 3:27 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

TAAAAAAKES PRACTICE…ugh with the typing!

by ilovegregsmith on Oct 13, 2008 3:28 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ok. I'm officially getting uncomfortable now.

If I don't comment on your comment how will you know you are completely wrong? -Rocktopus

by pam5981 on Oct 13, 2008 3:28 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I am sorry if anyone is uncomfortable here…maybe you just need a pinch and you will relax…
Baaaaaaaa means you are hitting on a sheep actually

by ilovegregsmith on Oct 13, 2008 3:30 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

who are you talking to?

by ilovegregsmith on Oct 13, 2008 3:31 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You.

You completely missed the sheep reference. It’s ok.

by mikev on Oct 13, 2008 3:32 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

lol damn. you must forgive me. I have gotten very little sleep in…a very long time. Last year of college..the exams are trying to kill me

by ilovegregsmith on Oct 13, 2008 3:33 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

{pinches mikev's ass}

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Oct 13, 2008 3:37 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wow..a pinch and all is forgiven?! Come on over…lets pinch!

by ilovegregsmith on Oct 13, 2008 3:37 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Good. works for me. I am too ;)
wait..do we both get a pinch? that’s important to know!

by ilovegregsmith on Oct 13, 2008 3:41 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hey, if it offends people

I’m all for it!

How do we decide what gets pinched?

by mikev on Oct 13, 2008 3:44 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i love offending people! Alright!! What do you want to pinch? I think you just pinch what you want…sounds fair…

by ilovegregsmith on Oct 13, 2008 3:46 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I am glad we worked this all out. It was so easy too!

by ilovegregsmith on Oct 13, 2008 3:54 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

good..because i like taking

by ilovegregsmith on Oct 13, 2008 3:55 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yes dear works..but you can call me anything you want

by ilovegregsmith on Oct 13, 2008 3:56 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

A "Can-you-please Get-a-room Violation?"

"God doesn't pay attention to your cute little hypotheticals." -- Jeff from LL

by oblique on Oct 13, 2008 3:58 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You're awesome.

But he came back. And there was much rejoicing.

by Jennifer on Oct 13, 2008 4:02 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ah...beat me to it!

"God doesn't pay attention to your cute little hypotheticals." -- Jeff from LL

by oblique on Oct 13, 2008 4:02 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You're awesome!

"God doesn't pay attention to your cute little hypotheticals." -- Jeff from LL

by oblique on Oct 13, 2008 4:02 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

your awesome!!111!!!!

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Oct 13, 2008 4:02 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No, you're doubly awesome

and u haz a awsum.

"God doesn't pay attention to your cute little hypotheticals." -- Jeff from LL

by oblique on Oct 13, 2008 4:04 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Can I just say you are faaaar more entertaining then the people talking to me on yahoo and on myspace at the moment. What should I call you?

by ilovegregsmith on Oct 13, 2008 3:58 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you are so kind..it makes me want to be a giver too. Now I have to think of something good to call you

by ilovegregsmith on Oct 13, 2008 4:00 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

When you think of it, let me know.

this is the awesomest thread ever, BTW.

by mikev on Oct 13, 2008 4:01 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

well you sound like you know what you are doing here and can really “own” it…I think I’ll just call you master…I like being owned

by ilovegregsmith on Oct 13, 2008 4:04 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

How are your feelings on

uh… nevermind, I don’t wanna get in trouble.

by mikev on Oct 13, 2008 4:06 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

atleast you know when to stop yourself. I feel like we should be punished for this convo already!

by ilovegregsmith on Oct 13, 2008 4:08 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I know I've been very, very bad.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Oct 13, 2008 4:10 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Very naughty. Time out for you.

by ilovegregsmith on Oct 13, 2008 4:11 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Usually I don't.

I just don’t wanna get banned.

by mikev on Oct 13, 2008 4:12 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Understandably. I will also try to stay in control. I’d miss it here. And then I would blame it all on you…

by ilovegregsmith on Oct 13, 2008 4:13 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

don’t you for a second doubt what I can accomplish

by ilovegregsmith on Oct 13, 2008 4:17 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

oooooooooooooooooh snap so we got a challenge on our hands! Watch your back

by ilovegregsmith on Oct 13, 2008 4:20 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Watch your front!

So there!

Or.. I will. Just sayin – helpin out and all.

by mikev on Oct 13, 2008 4:21 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Of course. Thanks for the help. Sounded more like a threat if you ask me..a dirty threat at that.

by ilovegregsmith on Oct 13, 2008 4:22 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It could be.

Or it could not be. Really it’s up for interpretation.

Well, it was definitely dirty. I meant the threat part.

by mikev on Oct 13, 2008 4:23 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You are dirty one. I like it. That works well with me! I won’t watch my front…you can

by ilovegregsmith on Oct 13, 2008 4:25 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well for me..the New York Giants game will be on..so I am watching that…raised on NY Sports. Huge Giants fan. and they seem to put them on tv every week just for me!

by ilovegregsmith on Oct 13, 2008 2:50 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No time for game threading today

Just popped in to say

GO RAYS

SUX EAT SHITE AND DIE

"However, at Elias, I think they keep track of the amount of sunflower seeds spit in a dugout each night." - Brad Ziegler, 8/7/08

by doctorK on Oct 13, 2008 2:50 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

so eloquent, that doctorK.

If I don't comment on your comment how will you know you are completely wrong? -Rocktopus

by pam5981 on Oct 13, 2008 2:55 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He was talking to the fern

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Oct 13, 2008 3:05 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Iwamura, mostly due to the positions they play

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Oct 13, 2008 3:05 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Aki.

Positions they play and the contract status.

Carlos and Victor Zambrano have exactly the same number of career postseason wins. Who would have thought?

by Blicks on Oct 13, 2008 3:07 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

baldelli

why do they keep saying he has a “mitochondrial disorder”, almost no one will know what that means.
he has a form of muscular dystrophy.

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Oct 13, 2008 3:07 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

they like sounding smart..and i bet alot of people won’t know what MD is either! I like Rocco..those of us in RI get very few players from the area to “brag” about!

by ilovegregsmith on Oct 13, 2008 3:09 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

But he has a HUGE homerun...

…so forgiven

"I know they're the defending World Champs, but they are the whiniest team in baseball" -Rays announcers

by baseballgirl on Oct 13, 2008 3:19 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Forgiven...when they win.

If I don't comment on your comment how will you know you are completely wrong? -Rocktopus

by pam5981 on Oct 13, 2008 3:21 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

lol exactly. as long as they hold on and win..I will look back without anger on that. If they don’t win…screw him :)

by ilovegregsmith on Oct 13, 2008 3:26 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Too many kids.

Carlos and Victor Zambrano have exactly the same number of career postseason wins. Who would have thought?

by Blicks on Oct 13, 2008 3:40 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Let's Go Rays!

"God doesn't pay attention to your cute little hypotheticals." -- Jeff from LL

by oblique on Oct 13, 2008 3:40 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I wanted the Sux to save him for a close game.

Carlos and Victor Zambrano have exactly the same number of career postseason wins. Who would have thought?

by Blicks on Oct 13, 2008 3:44 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Every Dodger has hit Blanton except Casey Blake

1-21

Manny is 12 for 25 only (1 bomb)
Kent is 5 for 6
Ethier is 4 for 8

In theory Cupcakes should get pounded which I am hoping is the case because I don’t really care for Philly.

May The Red Sox and all their fans get food poisoning and all collectively crap their pants

by Trainman on Oct 13, 2008 4:11 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I wonder if Chip knew who that was

without being prompted.

But he came back. And there was much rejoicing.

by Jennifer on Oct 13, 2008 4:03 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

w00t!

Morgan can almost say Iwamura’s name now!

"God doesn't pay attention to your cute little hypotheticals." -- Jeff from LL

by oblique on Oct 13, 2008 4:04 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Look at that cute little boy,

forced to wear a Red Sox hat by his deluded parents. And they wonder why today’s youth are so messed up.

by whiteshoes40 on Oct 13, 2008 4:07 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That’s true. It’s sad. I nanny for a family..they name their children AFTER Red Sox players.So sad. The newest baby is named Ian BECKETT. ugh.

by ilovegregsmith on Oct 13, 2008 4:08 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That, my friend, is horrid.

Carlos and Victor Zambrano have exactly the same number of career postseason wins. Who would have thought?

by Blicks on Oct 13, 2008 4:10 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Do they have a girl named Pedroia Youkilis Porn?

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Oct 13, 2008 4:11 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Didn't Michael Jackson write a song about her?

"God doesn't pay attention to your cute little hypotheticals." -- Jeff from LL

by oblique on Oct 13, 2008 4:12 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

My cousin's a football fan

Big fan of Dick Butkus. Named his sons Sukhdeep and Anil.

"God doesn't pay attention to your cute little hypotheticals." -- Jeff from LL

by oblique on Oct 13, 2008 4:15 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No Anal?

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Oct 13, 2008 4:18 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

YES!

I missed most of this game, I was so nervous the whole time I was working today. I was ecstatic when I turned on the TV to find the score 5-0.

by thesteve9x on Oct 13, 2008 4:12 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It is horrid. I was in shocke when I heard the babies name. I tried talking them out of it but they wouldn’t listen. They have such cute children too…. They already said their next baby will be named after Jon Lester

by ilovegregsmith on Oct 13, 2008 4:12 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I was already hungry.

And now I want pancakes. Thanks, Geico.

by whiteshoes40 on Oct 13, 2008 4:13 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If Evan Longoria doesn't win ROTY

I’ll lose faith in baseball entirely.

by thesteve9x on Oct 13, 2008 4:17 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'd be amused if Ziggy won it

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Oct 13, 2008 4:19 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Postseason doesn't count

but it’s still a correct statement.

by mikev on Oct 13, 2008 4:20 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Of course it doesn't

but what he did during the regular season is much more impressive than any other rookie.

by thesteve9x on Oct 13, 2008 4:22 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ziggy was very impressive

It’s sad that he didn’t get half as much press time for what he accomplished.

by thesteve9x on Oct 13, 2008 4:26 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Especially with that K-Fraud getting all that press time.

Carlos and Victor Zambrano have exactly the same number of career postseason wins. Who would have thought?

by Blicks on Oct 13, 2008 4:27 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ugh

don’t remind me that joke is even on the mind of baseball writers as a possible MVP candidate.

by thesteve9x on Oct 13, 2008 4:28 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

same here. He’s the best. That throw by Rocco was NOT the best btw

by ilovegregsmith on Oct 13, 2008 4:19 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So you're changing your monicker to iloveevanlongoria?

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Oct 13, 2008 4:21 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

haha :) No. I can’t do that to Greg but..I love Evan. LOVE HIM! Oh..and mikev too lol

by ilovegregsmith on Oct 13, 2008 4:23 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Lol sorry..I mean I would change it..to ilovemikev but i don’t want Greg to be offended…because in my world, he knows how much i love him lol

by ilovegregsmith on Oct 13, 2008 4:27 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What?

Is this the game where all the hitless Red Sox are now able to hit?

by lynnzgal on Oct 13, 2008 4:20 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What the...

I leave the room for one sec and everything goes downhill. Can’t the Rays do anything without me?

by whiteshoes40 on Oct 13, 2008 4:20 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

NO! So don’t leave again!

by ilovegregsmith on Oct 13, 2008 4:21 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wow, the game is still going on?

The fubes in my office area INSIST on Faux News 24/7

by mikev on Oct 13, 2008 4:25 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

fubes?

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Oct 13, 2008 4:26 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It was all I could come up with on short notice.

My head is still a little foggy from the weekend.

by mikev on Oct 13, 2008 4:28 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yeah, fubes? ummm…so are the red sox players considered fubes? is that something REAL bad?

by ilovegregsmith on Oct 13, 2008 4:28 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm not even sure.

Probably something mean, and probably something CGV worthy.

by mikev on Oct 13, 2008 4:30 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Effin' pubes?

But he came back. And there was much rejoicing.

by Jennifer on Oct 13, 2008 4:44 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Potential.

I think it was some weird conglomeration of Effing Noobs, but spelled wrong.

by mikev on Oct 13, 2008 4:45 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

woooooooohoooooo for that! Good game! Couple more innings!!!

by ilovegregsmith on Oct 13, 2008 4:26 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Keep this fubes explination clean..i’d hate us to get in more trouble!

by ilovegregsmith on Oct 13, 2008 4:29 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

lol i don’t know where the fun in that is…I don’t want us to get so much freedom..that they don’t let us back in. They REALLY set us free Lol

by ilovegregsmith on Oct 13, 2008 4:31 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs