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DLD 1/9/08 - 50 Car Dump-up

Following the grand tradition of McFood authored DLD's, no baseball related links will be provided.

Katrina victims are making claims for damages they suffered. Three quadrillion is a nice, round number.

Fog and brushfire smoke blanketed a highway in Florida and a 50 car pileup resulted.

A cloned pig whose genes were altered to make it glow fluorescent green has passed on the trait to its young. If only those 50 cars in Florida had had one on board.

Mom sells son's car after finding booze in it. If only the moms of those 50 drivers in Florida had found booze in their cars.

Two men wheeled the corpse of a friend through the streets of New York in an office chair to a check cashing store to try and cash his social security check. Luckily, it didn't cause a 50 car pileup in Florida.

Hunter dies after being shot by his dog. The man had left a loaded shotgun in the back of his pickup truck and his dog stepped on the trigger, causing the gun to fire into the passenger compartment and cause a 50 car pileup in Florida.

University of Antarctica vies for the title of Best Party School in the World. Highlights include a groping Santa, a drunken car chase, a fistfight and 50 snowmobile pileups in Florida.

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