(Original lyrics here.)

Rain-Delay Starters #12 & 35

Well, he’ll sign ya when you didn’t play so good,
He’ll sign ya just a-like he said he would.
He’ll sign ya when you're tryin' to go home.
Then he’ll sign ya when you've broken several bones.
But I would not feel bad about your playing time,
Everybody must get signed.

Well, he’ll sign ya when you're walkin' like Ty Cobb.
He’ll sign ya when you're tryin' to keep your job.
He’ll sign ya when you're walkin' to first base.
He’ll sign ya when you're walkin' ‘gainst an ace.
But I would not feel bad about your playing time,
Everybody must get signed.

He’ll sign ya when you're at the bargainin’ table.
He’ll sign ya when you are no longer young or able.
He’ll sign ya without giving up an extra buck.
He’ll sign ya and then he’ll say, "good luck."
Tell ya what, I would not feel bad about your playing time,
Everybody must get signed.

Well, he’ll sign you only if you’re a great bargain.
Then he’ll sign you and you’ll never play again.
He’ll sign you when your last season was below par.
He’ll not re-sign you if you play the damn guitar.
Yes, but I would not feel bad about your playing time,
Everybody must get signed.

Well, he’ll sign you when many saves you’ve blown.
He’ll sign you when you’re walking runners home.
He’ll sign you and then trade you to the Braves.
He’ll extend you when you’ve got one foot in the grave.
But I would not feel bad about your playing time,
Everybody must get signed.