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DLD 09-24-07 The Day The Earth Stood Still

Folks, please let it be known that on this day a very important milestone was reached! This is after all my very first DLD [applause].

To those who might have had a really good DLD ready to go for today,I am sorry. Not only will this DLD suck but it will also prevent you from posting your far superior one, and for this I apologize. It sucks I know, but I think this guy said it best when he said "its survival of the fittest, biatch!"

In case you missed it, Someone's throwing a party and we are not invited. .
Pfft! That party will probably be lame anyway! Not to mention mention this skank will be there, and no one likes her anyway.
Braden loses and sulks

"It sucks a whole lot,"
Braden said, pointing out that he also won only three games in the minors this year. "But it's imperative to try to learn, and any answers you're going to get about yourself and your approach you can get here (in the big leagues)."

and
"I know that (relief) could be in the cards. I was joking around with one of the older guys and he said, 'You know, if you're left-handed and have a heartbeat, you can pitch in the bullpen for a long time.' "

Of course you can! Its a good plan and works. Just ask Joe Kennedy!

On to the important division in baseball. Someone in the Devil...err...Rays camp has an interesting idea for attracting new fans

In order to stay at the bottom of the AL East, the Tampa front office has vowed not to overspend on free agents.  Instead, they will use the revenue sharing dollars to purchase elaborate fireworks displays, put cup-holders in each seat, build a new parking lot, enact signage for the new parking lot, begin tram service for the new parking lot, use disposable uniforms that will only be worn once then burned, and begin lining the first and third baselines and the batter's box with real cocaine instead of chalk.

Hey, I'm willing to approach this with an open mind. Maybe you should too.

Thats all I have....Now Dump My Little Monkeys!

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