Ellis, Piazza and Stewart were the offense yesterday against the Marineros. Ellis sux0rz at defense, though.
The only blemish on an otherwise sparkling night for Ellis was a second-inning error on a chopper up the middle by Seattle's Adam Jones. The miscue snapped Ellis' 102-game errorless streak, a team record.
Oh, and Rich Harden apparently exists, and the A's hope he'll start a couple games this season.
Doctors say Bills TE Everett will walk out of the hospital.
Another Bill--Belichick--feels real bad about spying on the Jets.
In other football news, a homeless drunk Scot punched Manchester United Manager Alex Ferguson in the crotch.
Reynolds then allegedly chanted "Fergie, Fergie, shut your mouth" - a soccer chant common in Scotland.
Speaking of crotches, here's the aftermath of the High School Musical nudie scandal:
Should anybody care about Vanessa Hudgens' nude picture?
Yes, but only if you're a teenage boy with an Internet connection. I can't imagine how happy this picture made a nation of teenage male High School Musical fans.
Speaking of people who get paid millions to open their mouths, the White Sox extended Ozzie until 2012.
Speaking of crap, Dump.