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Open Game Thread: Game 113 - A's at Texas (cont.)

So this is turning into a typical Arlington affair that makes bullpens look like the kids falling into the human meat grinder in The Wall.  

Ugh.  LET'S GO A'S!!!!!!!

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Tara Reid - "I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist"

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 6, 2007 9:23 PM PDT   0 recs

So the last shall be first and the first shall

be last.  Sorry I didn't get to meet you on Saturday.

Tara Reid - "I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist"

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 6, 2007 9:26 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Certainly not intentional!

The good news is that there will be more, and I will continue to be just as focused on this team.

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by louismg on Aug 6, 2007 9:30 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I'd like to say we've got lucky 7

But it's been that way for the last 3 hours. Usually, 3 hour dramas like this feature Kevin Kostner or something...

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by louismg on Aug 6, 2007 9:24 PM PDT   0 recs

LOL

People are answering POLO!!!

ROTFL

"He did a great job. It was hot." -- Bob Geren on Dan Haren

by oblique on Aug 6, 2007 9:24 PM PDT   0 recs

If they don't eat their meat, they can't have

any pudding.

Tara Reid - "I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist"

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 6, 2007 9:25 PM PDT   0 recs

How can they have their pudding,

if they don't have any meat?

by danmerqury on Aug 6, 2007 9:26 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Good point, laddy.
Tara Reid - "I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist"

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 6, 2007 9:26 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Rigghhht...Get on with it!
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Aug 6, 2007 9:33 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

ALERT

Bonds at the plate, part IV

by SwisherThresher on Aug 6, 2007 9:27 PM PDT   0 recs

Alert

Bonds up again. The Earth continues to rotate.

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by louismg on Aug 6, 2007 9:27 PM PDT   0 recs

Giants fans are idiots

They boo called balls to Bonds, as it's seen the pitcher is pitching around him, and then they boo the strikes, because the ump is blind? Pick one, morons.

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by louismg on Aug 6, 2007 9:29 PM PDT   0 recs

Hmmm...

So this is turning into a typical Arlington affair that makes bullpens look like the kids falling into the human meat grinder in The Wall.

 

Is that where Saags come from?

Tara Reid - "I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist"

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 6, 2007 9:29 PM PDT   0 recs

Saags!

It's made out of people! People!

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by louismg on Aug 6, 2007 9:31 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Soylent Sags!! Yummy
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Aug 6, 2007 9:33 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

wooo

John Lannan wins again

Bonds down swinging

by SwisherThresher on Aug 6, 2007 9:30 PM PDT   0 recs

wow

lannan's a man. actually challenges the guy.

"Oh, Kielty, he was killing me."

by scutaroknowstheway on Aug 6, 2007 9:30 PM PDT   0 recs

So, anything good happening?
"They weren't frightened of me, they LOVED me!" ~ McFood, deep in denial

by Poppy on Aug 6, 2007 9:31 PM PDT   0 recs

Does a lack of anything bad

constitute something good?

I should never type again.

"He did a great job. It was hot." -- Bob Geren on Dan Haren

by oblique on Aug 6, 2007 9:32 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Only if a bear shits in the woods

and nobody's there to step in it.

"They weren't frightened of me, they LOVED me!" ~ McFood, deep in denial

by Poppy on Aug 6, 2007 9:33 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

So, no.
"They weren't frightened of me, they LOVED me!" ~ McFood, deep in denial

by Poppy on Aug 6, 2007 9:32 PM PDT   0 recs

this game is annoying.

those screaming kids are annoying.

by gotgreen on Aug 6, 2007 9:32 PM PDT   0 recs

LOL

That was pathetic.

"They weren't frightened of me, they LOVED me!" ~ McFood, deep in denial

by Poppy on Aug 6, 2007 9:33 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

RALPH LAUREN!!!
"He did a great job. It was hot." -- Bob Geren on Dan Haren

by oblique on Aug 6, 2007 9:33 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

A couple A's fans were.

And then all the screaming kids yelled POLO! back.

by danmerqury on Aug 6, 2007 9:35 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

KNOW THE RULES Mr. Ranger.
Tara Reid - "I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist"

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 6, 2007 9:35 PM PDT   0 recs

i didn't know that one either

if only i could confess to dmtshooter

Hi ho.

by danh on Aug 6, 2007 9:46 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Defensive incompetence.
"He did a great job. It was hot." -- Bob Geren on Dan Haren

by oblique on Aug 6, 2007 9:35 PM PDT   0 recs

That's 5 K's for Brown over 2!

I really like this guy.

by danmerqury on Aug 6, 2007 9:37 PM PDT   0 recs

Shut up and swing.
"He did a great job. It was hot." -- Bob Geren on Dan Haren

by oblique on Aug 6, 2007 9:37 PM PDT   0 recs

F I L T H Y pitch. Nice job by Brown.
Please score this inning.  Please.
Tara Reid - "I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist"

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 6, 2007 9:37 PM PDT   0 recs

Yeah Gerald...

He's made some bad calls....but that wasn't one of them.  Right down the middle...waist high break.  What more do you want?  Sidddowwwwnnn.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Aug 6, 2007 9:38 PM PDT   0 recs

I've watched close to 3,000 hours of

Denis Leary in the past three days. I've continued tonight. What's going on with the game? Any more pitchers in named after cities in Texas?

"Whoa, are you saying... a testosterone-addled Rich Harden, in a fit of misplaced aggression after growing several extra pairs, ran over LAXile?" Poppy

by Jennifer on Aug 6, 2007 9:41 PM PDT   0 recs

You suck.
Tara Reid - "I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist"

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 6, 2007 9:43 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

"Blow me."

I think that's what Denis would say.

"Whoa, are you saying... a testosterone-addled Rich Harden, in a fit of misplaced aggression after growing several extra pairs, ran over LAXile?" Poppy

by Jennifer on Aug 6, 2007 9:47 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

You are ONE. CLASSY. BROAD.
Tara Reid - "I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist"

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 6, 2007 9:49 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Jimmy Nacogdoches struck out 4.
"They weren't frightened of me, they LOVED me!" ~ McFood, deep in denial

by Poppy on Aug 6, 2007 9:44 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I was really hoping to see
Austin Amarillo pitch.
"Whoa, are you saying... a testosterone-addled Rich Harden, in a fit of misplaced aggression after growing several extra pairs, ran over LAXile?" Poppy

by Jennifer on Aug 6, 2007 9:46 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Next inning.
"They weren't frightened of me, they LOVED me!" ~ McFood, deep in denial

by Poppy on Aug 6, 2007 9:46 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

"Amarillo by Morning" could be a fitting song

to this disaster.  Are we playing in Oakland because it's just as friggin' late?

Tara Reid - "I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist"

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 6, 2007 9:47 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I love that song.
"Whoa, are you saying... a testosterone-addled Rich Harden, in a fit of misplaced aggression after growing several extra pairs, ran over LAXile?" Poppy

by Jennifer on Aug 6, 2007 9:52 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I like "Fishin in the Dark" as far as country

related music.  

Tara Reid - "I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist"

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 6, 2007 9:56 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

That song, too.

Baby get readyyyyyyyyy.... ooooooooohewewwwww!

"Whoa, are you saying... a testosterone-addled Rich Harden, in a fit of misplaced aggression after growing several extra pairs, ran over LAXile?" Poppy

by Jennifer on Aug 6, 2007 9:58 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Hey Poppy! Surely you haven't been to Nacogdoches
Tara Reid - "I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist"

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 6, 2007 9:49 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I surely haven't been to anywhere in Texas.

But I used to work for an industrial health screening company, and we had a client with a factory or something in or near Nacogdoches... so the name kind of stuck with me...

"They weren't frightened of me, they LOVED me!" ~ McFood, deep in denial

by Poppy on Aug 6, 2007 9:51 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Nice job Melhuse.
Tara Reid - "I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist"

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 6, 2007 9:41 PM PDT   0 recs

Very similar creatures.
Tara Reid - "I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist"

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 6, 2007 9:42 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

So that's why...
Bowen was part of the trade.

by RenoTy on Aug 6, 2007 9:42 PM PDT   0 recs

RISP!

With less than 2 outs!

by danmerqury on Aug 6, 2007 9:42 PM PDT   0 recs

And this means.....what??
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Aug 6, 2007 9:43 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

seriously

I don't understand

does not compute

by SwisherThresher on Aug 6, 2007 9:44 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

It means that we have...

RISP with less than two outs!

Tara Reid - "I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist"

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 6, 2007 9:44 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

How wrong you are!!

lol...

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Aug 6, 2007 9:45 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

BOO. BOOOOOOO. You're a bum!
Tara Reid - "I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist"

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 6, 2007 9:46 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

who do we have left in our 'pen?

marshall (eek!) and calero (eek!)??

by gotgreen on Aug 6, 2007 9:43 PM PDT   0 recs

That's it.

Unless we want to do what the Giants did last night and use a starter in relief.

by danmerqury on Aug 6, 2007 9:45 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Zito? (eeek!)

... and all other starting pitchers are in play. We can always send down Braden tomorrow and call up somebody from Sactown.

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by louismg on Aug 6, 2007 9:45 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Saltinemocha's name on his jersey is awesome!
It rounds his whole upper-back.

by RenoTy on Aug 6, 2007 9:45 PM PDT   0 recs

Saltine Mocha?

now available at Starbucks?

by SwisherThresher on Aug 6, 2007 9:47 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

What can I say?
The people demand it.

by RenoTy on Aug 6, 2007 9:48 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Me! Me!
"They weren't frightened of me, they LOVED me!" ~ McFood, deep in denial

by Poppy on Aug 6, 2007 9:47 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Walking Swish to get to Piazza eh. Interesting.

I'd have taken the strikeout/weak pop up myself.

by OldhamA on Aug 6, 2007 9:47 PM PDT   0 recs

Does this actually qualify as

"Bonus baseball"? It feels more like punishment.

by skutch on Aug 6, 2007 9:47 PM PDT   0 recs

Mercy

I leave for a few hours, and look what happens.

WOOHOO - YES! Yay, homerun

by doctorK on Aug 6, 2007 9:47 PM PDT   0 recs

MERCY!

That's how I feel.

"Whoa, are you saying... a testosterone-addled Rich Harden, in a fit of misplaced aggression after growing several extra pairs, ran over LAXile?" Poppy

by Jennifer on Aug 6, 2007 9:50 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Alert
Bonds out of the game. With a 1-1 tie, all the Gnats fans can go home now.
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by louismg on Aug 6, 2007 9:47 PM PDT   0 recs

My favorite matchup

Nats at Gnats

Woohoo, a run.

WOOHOO - YES! Yay, homerun

by doctorK on Aug 6, 2007 9:49 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Yep

Time to dock the kayaks

by SwisherThresher on Aug 6, 2007 9:49 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

PIAZZA!!!

Wow, that was unexpected.

by danmerqury on Aug 6, 2007 9:49 PM PDT   0 recs