A's win! A's Win. Good job Hannahan.

Turns out Donnie Murphy is also hurt. What's the problem? Starts with an "O"..... Read the Chron notes, now with boldface instead of italics if you are still wondering. Also in the Notes, apparently Rich Harden is "throwing 140 feet." That is fairly comical in two senses that I can think of.

Did any of you watch the Angels-Yankees game last night? F-Rod is clearly 100% batshit insane.

Good news on the public health front. Venezualan metabolisms set to improve:

Moved by claims that it will help the metabolism and productivity of his fellow citizens, President Hugo Chávez said clocks would be moved forward by half an hour at the start of 2008. He announced the change on his Sunday television program, accompanied by his highest-ranking science adviser, Héctor Navarro, the minister of science and technology. "This is about the metabolic effect, where the human brain is conditioned by sunlight," Mr. Navarro said in comments reported by Venezuela’s official news agency. Mr. Chávez said he was "certain" that the time change, which would be accompanied by a move to a six-hour workday, would be accepted.

How do some of you think up and stick to themes with these things? Seems pretty hard. Oh well, here it is.