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Haiku Friday

by secret ASian man on Aug 17, 2007 6:49 PM PDT

Logging in from work
Nico's diary greets me
Murphy over Croz?

Long stressful work week
Watching the A's, not so much
Bring on the Royals

Must return to work
Inappropriate net use?
Will I get fired?

Bringing back haikus
feel free to add your own stuff
A's won last Friday

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haiku

i too, bored at work
load gameday, watch for my boss
must try not to yell

Go A's!!

by Phineas Quinn on Aug 17, 2007 6:54 PM PDT reply actions

Angels versus Sox.

Stirring comeback by Boston
Oh my god: I cheered :-(

Stat Wonk Futurist

by salb918 on Aug 17, 2007 7:00 PM PDT reply actions

Called in sick today

Wanting to log on
AN and intertubes fail!

"Who is Danny and why are we eating his cake?" -Jennifer's mom

by pam5981 on Aug 17, 2007 10:49 PM PDT reply actions

Haiku Fridays work
Better when they start sooner.
Cust can't catch for shit.

The meaning of life is not so much 'found,' as it is 'made.' --Opus

by The Dogfather on Aug 18, 2007 10:08 AM PDT reply actions

Jack Cust in right field,
Each ball is an adventure.
TWO Hands, Beginner!

The meaning of life is not so much 'found,' as it is 'made.' --Opus

by The Dogfather on Aug 18, 2007 10:53 AM PDT reply actions

Travis Buck's hamstrings,
Going hard for a triple.
Twanged an off-key note.

The meaning of life is not so much 'found,' as it is 'made.' --Opus

by The Dogfather on Aug 18, 2007 10:59 AM PDT reply actions

Meyer on the mound.
Guess where the ball is going?
'Zuke has not a clue.

alt. line 3:

Outta here? Good guess!

The meaning of life is not so much 'found,' as it is 'made.' --Opus

by The Dogfather on Aug 18, 2007 11:05 AM PDT reply actions

Pardon my Haikus,
They're cheaper than therapy.
Primal scream last night.

The meaning of life is not so much 'found,' as it is 'made.' --Opus

by The Dogfather on Aug 18, 2007 11:11 AM PDT reply actions

Summer vacation
Alas, a short-lived heaven
Back to the old grind

by anomaly_kat on Aug 18, 2007 6:01 PM PDT reply actions

A Haiku on quick fixes

Lend Crosby Cust's bat
Give Cust two Jai Alai gloves
Better already

Green Hulk Fists

by oaklandSMASH on Aug 18, 2007 10:47 PM PDT reply actions

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