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DLD. August Fourteenth. Yeahhhh :)

HAPPY AUGUST FOURTEENTH!!!!!!

Today is the 226th day of the year. Happy birthday to...

Cupid Childs, Paul "Daffy" Dean, some guy named Steve Martin, hot stuff Halle Berry, baseball player Juan Pierre, soccer player Jared Borgetti, and this other dude named Magic Johnson.

In the United States, today is National Creamsicle Day. Forget the diet. Have a Creamsicle :)

Star-divide

Yankees' Rizzuto Dies at 89

Rizzuto, known as "The Scooter," was the oldest living Hall of Famer. He played for the Yankees throughout the 1940s and '50s, won seven World Series titles and played in five All-Star games.

"Phil was a gem, one of the greatest people I ever knew. A dear friend and great teammate," said Hall of Famer Yogi Berra, who frequently visited Rizzuto in his later years.

"He was a heck of a player, too. When I first came up to the Yankees, he was like a big actually, small brother to me. He's meant an awful lot to baseball and the Yankees and has left us with a lot of wonderful memories," he said.

At 5-foot-6, Rizzuto was a flashy player who could always be counted on for a perfect bunt, a nice slide or a diving catch in a lineup better known for its cornerstone sluggers. He played 13 seasons alongside the likes of Joe DiMaggio and Mickey Mantle in a career interrupted by Navy service in World War II.

Man gets mad at ex, castrates cat

EUGENE, Ore. - A man who was frustrated with his ex-girlfriend took his anger out on her cat by castrating it with a box cutter, Eugene police said. erry Caswell, 31, was arrested and charged with multiple counts stemming from the incident.

Caswell was angry at his ex-girlfriend for not coming to his house Friday night. So Caswell drugged her cat "Romeo" with human medication and then castrated it with a box cutter.

Man Tries to Take Crocs, Snakes on Plane

CAIRO, Egypt - It was very nearly a real-life version of "Snakes on a Plane." A man was stopped at Cairo's airport just moments before he boarded a Saudi Arabia-bound plane with carry-on bags filled with live snakes, as well as a few baby crocodiles and chameleons.

Security officials became suspicious of the 22-year-old Saudi man's bags when the X-ray machine at the departure gate gave odd readings. Police said they opened the bags and found a large number of reptiles, including at least one cobra, squirming to escape.

Hey. The 49ers lost.

Teacher Resigns After Porn Star Date.

Woman Finds Skull in Auction Purchase

Travis Buck is a hot-ass psycho.

Meyer wants to prove the wait was worth it

Regarding the Tim Hudson trade, Dan Meyer has something to say.

"I'm still left," he said.

Who can blame Meyer for feeling a little pride for being recalled from Triple-A Sacramento on Monday? Not only did he outlast Juan Cruz and Charles Thomas - the other players acquired in the December 2004 trade that sent Hudson to Atlanta - but he overcame shoulder surgery, rehabbed the entire offseason and posted the third-lowest ERA in the Pacific Coast League.

I don't know about you, but the italics bug the crap outta me.

Anyway, dump. :)

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"I'm still left."

Maybe he meant, "I'm still a lefty."

Stat Wonk Futurist

by salb918 on Aug 14, 2007 10:12 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Go Stockton!

Leads the nation in foreclosure rates!  Yes!

Stockton, California now leads the nation in foreclosures. Of RealtyTrac's top 10 metro areas for foreclosures, four are in Central California.

Duct Tape, what can't it do?

Japanese Biker Unknowingly Loses Leg, Continues Ride

A Japanese biker whose leg was severed below the knee continued his ride, apparently unaware of his loss, Reuters reports.

Ichiro's reaction: His leg live on like beautiful line drive

Signatures? We don't need no stinking signatures.

by jubjub on Aug 14, 2007 10:26 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

pathetic

I love you, k^2. -Poppy*

by kaweahkaweah on Aug 14, 2007 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

isn't that eminem?

8 mile

Signatures? We don't need no stinking signatures.

by jubjub on Aug 14, 2007 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, his name is Kasey G. Kazee

He should sell kazoos at the zoo and krazy glue for a living.

"Woo hoo!" - mikeA

by McFood on Aug 14, 2007 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

is that the guy from the start of Delicatessen?
It's hard to hate someone who helps me pay the rent. ~ mdl @('.')@

by monkeyball on Aug 14, 2007 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

At first I thought it was one of the Sand People

from Star Wars or one of our DLed players undergoing some weird Larry Davis-designed rehabilitation.

I love you, k^2. -Poppy*

by kaweahkaweah on Aug 14, 2007 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Would that be a "Tusken Raider" or are they

different?

"He thinks the lady doth protest too much." -Larry David (or Shakespeare)

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 14, 2007 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

paging salb...
"San Jose A's of Fremont" is gauche

by ArakSOT on Aug 14, 2007 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They're the same.

:P~~~

"They weren't frightened of me, they LOVED me!" ~ McFood, deep in denial

by Poppy on Aug 14, 2007 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Geek.
"Whoa, are you saying... a testosterone-addled Rich Harden, in a fit of misplaced aggression after growing several extra pairs, ran over LAXile?" Poppy

by Jennifer on Aug 14, 2007 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Geekism!!!

Why do you hate Geek people?!?!

I love you, k^2. -Poppy*

by kaweahkaweah on Aug 14, 2007 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He saw My Big Fat Geek Wedding too many times.
The Kendall Shift: 6 infielders and 2 catchers.

by Ozzz on Aug 14, 2007 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Confirmed.

You're all just jealous because you guys aren't part of the "Poppy and salb are nerds" club.

Stat Wonk Futurist

by salb918 on Aug 14, 2007 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Strange

none of the people wore bandages over their faces when I visited Tuscany.

I love you, k^2. -Poppy*

by kaweahkaweah on Aug 14, 2007 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Duct Tape!

Medical purposes!

"Whoa, are you saying... a testosterone-addled Rich Harden, in a fit of misplaced aggression after growing several extra pairs, ran over LAXile?" Poppy

by Jennifer on Aug 14, 2007 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You don't wanna know what they used for...

'protection'.

The Kendall Shift: 6 infielders and 2 catchers.

by Ozzz on Aug 14, 2007 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

Category: How-to and DIY

Stat Wonk Futurist

by salb918 on Aug 14, 2007 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Duct tape rocks...

I'm wrapping an old BMX with duct tape to use as my Burning Man bike this year!

"We are all gods. You can never underestimate the creative potential of a human being. Nor the destructive potential."- Robert Pollard, GbV

by The Pilots Dared Me To Die on Aug 14, 2007 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

remember when MaEl set the franchise record

for consesecutive errorless games? Well, last night, Babe F______ Ruth one-upped him.

Before the game, Oakland second baseman Mark Ellis said that Polanco was one of his favorite players to watch.

To be fair, I was listening to the Tiger's radio team last night, and they were were sure talking Ellie up. In their opinion, the two candidates for 2nd Base GG were both playing.

"San Jose A's of Fremont" is gauche

by ArakSOT on Aug 14, 2007 10:33 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well...

Mark wouldn't say "I'm my favorite player to watch."

I think he meant Polanco is one of his favorites after Grudzielanek and O. Hudson...  :P

"They weren't frightened of me, they LOVED me!" ~ McFood, deep in denial

by Poppy on Aug 14, 2007 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Swisher might say that, though
It's hard to hate someone who helps me pay the rent. ~ mdl @('.')@

by monkeyball on Aug 14, 2007 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not lately.
"Woo hoo!" - mikeA

by McFood on Aug 14, 2007 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

and Ellis tied another franchise record!

Mark Ellis, moved from No. 6 to No. 2 in the lineup, hit a two-run homer in the first inning - his 16th of the season - to tie Davey Lopes (1983) and Jimmy Dykes (1921) for most homers by an A's second baseman.

"San Jose A's of Fremont" is gauche

by ArakSOT on Aug 14, 2007 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just another day at the ballpark.
"They weren't frightened of me, they LOVED me!" ~ McFood, deep in denial

by Poppy on Aug 14, 2007 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Palanco's head

I am sure this has been discussed before but what is up with Palanco's head?
Freaks me out every time I see that dome.

by easyraider on Aug 14, 2007 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

those italics are weird

it's like the A's notes is the celebrity gossip column.  I'm surprised I didn't see "Gavin Newsom had no comment" or something like that.

by mikeA on Aug 14, 2007 10:34 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

they seem so snarky, like anything that's attributed to a player is said with so much attitude.

"Who is Danny and why are we eating his cake?" -Jennifer's mom

by pam5981 on Aug 14, 2007 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What?

Our players have attitude? Oh my gosh.

<snarky>

Stuck on Buck :)

by GreenNGoldGirl on Aug 14, 2007 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Us?

Never.

"Who is Danny and why are we eating his cake?" -Jennifer's mom

by pam5981 on Aug 14, 2007 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

I thought the same thing...

"They weren't frightened of me, they LOVED me!" ~ McFood, deep in denial

by Poppy on Aug 14, 2007 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

A pornstar named Akira?

These new star names just don't have as much "bang for their buck" today.  Peter North, Buck Wild or even Jenna Jameson have much more "pop" IMO.  Porn just ain't what it used to be.

Hey we have either won or split our last 4 series.  I am repeating a post from last night but that is a good thing.

"He thinks the lady doth protest too much." -Larry David (or Shakespeare)

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 14, 2007 11:02 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm not sure if you can make it in this business.
"He thinks the lady doth protest too much." -Larry David (or Shakespeare)

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 14, 2007 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey Ron Jeremy did

And he's nothing to look at, anywhere.  And being a teacher myself, I have to say, how stupid do you have to be?  I just don't buy the Dali exhibit excuse.  

"I want to live and I want to love. I want to catch something that I might be ashamed of." SPM

by mlleaimee on Aug 14, 2007 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Happy Birthday to my Mom today, too :)
"They weren't frightened of me, they LOVED me!" ~ McFood, deep in denial

by Poppy on Aug 14, 2007 11:04 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Tell Poppy Mommy I said happy birthday...

'cause, ya know, elderly ladies love me.

"Woo hoo!" - mikeA

by McFood on Aug 14, 2007 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would say something

but I shall refrain. Happy birthday to Poppy Mommy :)

Stuck on Buck :)

by GreenNGoldGirl on Aug 14, 2007 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, go gag on a Creamsicle.

And I mean that in the nicest possible way.

"Woo hoo!" - mikeA

by McFood on Aug 14, 2007 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

speaking of the Poppies

what's up with this?

"San Jose A's of Fremont" is gauche

by ArakSOT on Aug 14, 2007 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's a good question.

Any way to tell what user ID# it is?

"They weren't frightened of me, they LOVED me!" ~ McFood, deep in denial

by Poppy on Aug 14, 2007 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

5007
"Whoa, are you saying... a testosterone-addled Rich Harden, in a fit of misplaced aggression after growing several extra pairs, ran over LAXile?" Poppy

by Jennifer on Aug 14, 2007 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Weird.

The real Mr. Poppy reads, but I don't think he ever made an account...

How did you find the number?

"They weren't frightened of me, they LOVED me!" ~ McFood, deep in denial

by Poppy on Aug 14, 2007 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm magic.
"Whoa, are you saying... a testosterone-addled Rich Harden, in a fit of misplaced aggression after growing several extra pairs, ran over LAXile?" Poppy

by Jennifer on Aug 14, 2007 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Never mind, I figured it out after I asked.

:P~~~

"They weren't frightened of me, they LOVED me!" ~ McFood, deep in denial

by Poppy on Aug 14, 2007 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damn you!
"Whoa, are you saying... a testosterone-addled Rich Harden, in a fit of misplaced aggression after growing several extra pairs, ran over LAXile?" Poppy

by Jennifer on Aug 14, 2007 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wait....how DID you do it?
"He did a great job. It was hot." -- Bob Geren on Dan Haren

by oblique on Aug 14, 2007 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It took me a while to figure it out

I looked up my first handle ever. It turns out I was #245. I used to be one of those annoying teenagers who posted about nothing. I think I threw up a little in my mouth when I read my diaries and comments.

Yuck.

Stuck on Buck :)

by GreenNGoldGirl on Aug 14, 2007 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

is someone going to tell me?

feeling a little lame, over here

"San Jose A's of Fremont" is gauche

by ArakSOT on Aug 14, 2007 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No.
"Whoa, are you saying... a testosterone-addled Rich Harden, in a fit of misplaced aggression after growing several extra pairs, ran over LAXile?" Poppy

by Jennifer on Aug 14, 2007 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Search

Users

Poppy

click on the names that come up, and their uid# will show in the browser address bar.

"They weren't frightened of me, they LOVED me!" ~ McFood, deep in denial

by Poppy on Aug 14, 2007 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

or if you just want to find yours

put the pointer over the screen-name link and the UID will come up in the browser address bar. It'll save you time.

Stuck on Buck :)

by GreenNGoldGirl on Aug 14, 2007 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Right...if there are comments it's easy..

but in MrPoppy's case there aren't...

I am also feeling a bit lame.

"He did a great job. It was hot." -- Bob Geren on Dan Haren

by oblique on Aug 14, 2007 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Come on!

[/GOB]

Search for the user. Scroll over the name. It comes up on the Status bar.

"Whoa, are you saying... a testosterone-addled Rich Harden, in a fit of misplaced aggression after growing several extra pairs, ran over LAXile?" Poppy

by Jennifer on Aug 14, 2007 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, that too.
"They weren't frightened of me, they LOVED me!" ~ McFood, deep in denial

by Poppy on Aug 14, 2007 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks!
<wears dunce cap for remainder of evening>
"He did a great job. It was hot." -- Bob Geren on Dan Haren

by oblique on Aug 14, 2007 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If the real Mr. Poppy ever wants an account,

I guess he's outta luck.

"They weren't frightened of me, they LOVED me!" ~ McFood, deep in denial

by Poppy on Aug 14, 2007 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

but if My Ploppy wants one...
The Kendall Shift: 6 infielders and 2 catchers.

by Ozzz on Aug 14, 2007 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Come on.

This is downright embarassing. I never realized I wrote like that.

P.S. Eat my shorts!

Stuck on Buck :)

by GreenNGoldGirl on Aug 14, 2007 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

nom nom nom

im in ur pantz eeting ur shortz

Wait.  That came out wrong.  Nevermind.

Stat Wonk Futurist

by salb918 on Aug 14, 2007 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Get a room!
"They weren't frightened of me, they LOVED me!" ~ McFood, deep in denial

by Poppy on Aug 14, 2007 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey!

We discussed this yesterday. Why do I always have to get a room???

Stuck on Buck :)

by GreenNGoldGirl on Aug 14, 2007 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Okay, I take it back.

Go to your room!

"They weren't frightened of me, they LOVED me!" ~ McFood, deep in denial

by Poppy on Aug 14, 2007 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

You be trippin', homes.

Stuck on Buck :)

by GreenNGoldGirl on Aug 14, 2007 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The galme is afoot, yo!

(no typo)

Stat Wonk Futurist

by salb918 on Aug 14, 2007 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OG

whaaaaat?

Stuck on Buck :)

by GreenNGoldGirl on Aug 14, 2007 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

im in ur pantz pooping ur shortz
It's hard to hate someone who helps me pay the rent. ~ mdl @('.')@

by monkeyball on Aug 14, 2007 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1
"Woo hoo!" - mikeA

by McFood on Aug 14, 2007 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

so... Mr. Poppy isn't Mr. Poppy?
"San Jose A's of Fremont" is gauche

by ArakSOT on Aug 14, 2007 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't think so.

Am I going to have to get divorced and marry whoever that is?

"They weren't frightened of me, they LOVED me!" ~ McFood, deep in denial

by Poppy on Aug 14, 2007 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's her secret internet lover.
"Whoa, are you saying... a testosterone-addled Rich Harden, in a fit of misplaced aggression after growing several extra pairs, ran over LAXile?" Poppy

by Jennifer on Aug 14, 2007 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wait

(secret internet) lover or secret (internet lover)?

Stat Wonk Futurist

by salb918 on Aug 14, 2007 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did Atlantic Starr re-release their song

to include a technicality?

"He thinks the lady doth protest too much." -Larry David (or Shakespeare)

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 14, 2007 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not any more.

THANKS, Thunderbutt.

"They weren't frightened of me, they LOVED me!" ~ McFood, deep in denial

by Poppy on Aug 14, 2007 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that explains Mr. Poppy AND Poppyman

girl gets around

"San Jose A's of Fremont" is gauche

by ArakSOT on Aug 14, 2007 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, Poppyman's just a stalker.
"They weren't frightened of me, they LOVED me!" ~ McFood, deep in denial

by Poppy on Aug 14, 2007 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

How dare you call me a s....

Oh...damn.

"He did a great job. It was hot." -- Bob Geren on Dan Haren

by oblique on Aug 14, 2007 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

She has a thing for guys named Poppy.
"Whoa, are you saying... a testosterone-addled Rich Harden, in a fit of misplaced aggression after growing several extra pairs, ran over LAXile?" Poppy

by Jennifer on Aug 14, 2007 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

if there is, I can't find it

There's also a Poppyman. Maybe they're just stalkers.

"San Jose A's of Fremont" is gauche

by ArakSOT on Aug 14, 2007 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tigers ink Porcello

Signing the high school pitcher-- that's right, as in "18 years old, hasn't gone to college" pitcher-- to a 4-year, $7.28 million contract.

I'm not especially interested in the strategy here-- the contract could be a disaster if he gets hurt, or it could be a smashing success. What I find deeply disturbing about this is that it represents the clearest evidence yet of the complete and utter bankruptcy of the slotting system.

Given Selig's known propensity for lying and misrepresentation, I really question whether the "system" even exists in the context of anything other than a public relations gimmick. The degree to which it is routinely violated by certain teams-- and the utter lack of sanctions placed upon those teams-- indicates that the rules are meant to be broken.

Beane had better put together some pretty good teams in the next 5 years or so. Within 10-15 years the amateur draft will have effectively ceased to exist in baseball, and with it the last possible hope for small-market teams to succeed consistently.

by PaulThomas on Aug 14, 2007 11:07 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I wouldn't worry about 10 years out

or even 5 years since, based on my stock portfolio, WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE.

Signatures? We don't need no stinking signatures.

by jubjub on Aug 14, 2007 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

umm...

5 years, 129 days...

After that, we'll be evolved, or de-evolved...

"We are all gods. You can never underestimate the creative potential of a human being. Nor the destructive potential."- Robert Pollard, GbV

by The Pilots Dared Me To Die on Aug 14, 2007 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

12-21-12?

Who is this, Darren Daulton?  Or Geddy Lee?

"Ziggy, did you not know?"

by FreeSeatUpgrade on Aug 14, 2007 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1

We are the priests...of the temples...of syrinx!

Stat Wonk Futurist

by salb918 on Aug 14, 2007 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

MLB needs to include a clause in the future

"collective bargaining agreement" that will include a salary cap similar to the one that exists today for team salaries.  Let the rich teams pay for the lesser teams draft picks once their total spending reaches above a certain level.  

These teams would end up "paying" in more ways than one because how many guys are going to reach the major league level anyway?

"He thinks the lady doth protest too much." -Larry David (or Shakespeare)

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 14, 2007 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The union would neve allow

any sort of salary cap precedent to be set, even for draftees.

"We are all gods. You can never underestimate the creative potential of a human being. Nor the destructive potential."- Robert Pollard, GbV

by The Pilots Dared Me To Die on Aug 14, 2007 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Unless Porcello turns into

Justin Verlander, this contract will be a bust.  If he turns into Verlander, this contract will be just okay.

Stat Wonk Futurist

by salb918 on Aug 14, 2007 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pardon e moi

or however it's spelled...

Why?

I mean, Josh Beckett seemed to work out pretty well for the Marlins...

Remember, his service clock doesn't start until he actually gets called up, even if he's on the 40-man for 2 or 3 years beforehand.

by PaulThomas on Aug 14, 2007 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

C'est

pardonez-moi, monsieur.

Stuck on Buck :)

by GreenNGoldGirl on Aug 14, 2007 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sorry

I took Japanese.

Of course, I also don't know how to say "contract" or "free agent" in Japanese either, much less "arbitration" and "service clock."

by PaulThomas on Aug 14, 2007 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kontorakuto

Saabisu kuroku

He's not going to try to kill you, I'm just going to try to doink you. -Rex Hudler

by JediLeroy on Aug 14, 2007 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ganbare, gaijin suketto!

(do your best, you foreign devil helper!)

"We are all gods. You can never underestimate the creative potential of a human being. Nor the destructive potential."- Robert Pollard, GbV

by The Pilots Dared Me To Die on Aug 14, 2007 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

foreign devil helper?

You mean this guy?

It's hard to hate someone who helps me pay the rent. ~ mdl @('.')@

by monkeyball on Aug 14, 2007 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Even once drafted, even high-level prospects

have a ridiculously high probability of flameout.  So if that happens, this contract sucks.  If he gets hurt, this contract sucks.  If he's not ready in four years, either due to injury or ineffectiveness, this contract sucks.  If he's good, the team can't hide him in the minors to sneak an extra year of service time out of him - and that sucks (but only a little compared to the above points).

A big reason why young pitchers are so good is not only that they are under team control, but they are also cost-controlled.  A major league contract destroys that.  Monetized across only pre-arb or pre-FA players, he is unlikely to be a bargain unless he's one of the top pre-arb, pre-FA players.  And the attrition rate for HS pitchers is high.

Now, given all that, the contract isn't that bad, considering that the Tigers have the money to spend and it's in their best interests to keep draft bonuses high to price out teams like the A's from even the amateur draft.  Furthermore, if he lives up to his promise, then his value monetized across all players (not just pre-arb or pre-FA players) will be quite good.  In the "it's not the bang for your buck but the bang period" school of thought, it's fine.

Stat Wonk Futurist

by salb918 on Aug 14, 2007 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Question ...

Does anyone know, if Porcello, say comes up after 2 years in the minors, plays his rookie and sophomore seasons under this contract, will his third year be at the league minimum or will it go to arbitration?

"It's for your own good. Big strong Devo knows whats best for Poppy" -- Mossback

by devo on Aug 14, 2007 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Assuming he signs a major league deal,

His arby clock starts as soon as he hits the minors, I believe. I could be mistaken.

"Sometimes Joe [Morgan] doesn't like facts to get in the way of his opinions." - Billy Beane

by Roscoe Parrish on Aug 14, 2007 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm not sure.

But I think - think - that the club can just "offer" him a contract like they can any other third-year player (assuming he's not a super-two).  BUT, I believe that the team cannot cut his pay by more than 20%.

Stat Wonk Futurist

by salb918 on Aug 14, 2007 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Beckett seems to have more or less

followed the path I suggested.

His original contract (4 years, $7m) covered the first 2+ (though not enough to qualify for Super 2) of his MLB career.

For his third full year, 2004, his contract was renewed at $1.509m, 86% of $7m/4.

"It's for your own good. Big strong Devo knows whats best for Poppy" -- Mossback

by devo on Aug 14, 2007 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If he turns into Verlander, it will MERELY be OK?

What do you base this on?

On Sunday, Minaya ticked off a list of candidates to join the rotation, and for once this season, none of them was Jose Lima.

by rfloh on Aug 14, 2007 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can't speak for him, but...

..likely the fact that $7m a year is a lot of money, even for a Verlander.

The Kendall Shift: 6 infielders and 2 catchers.

by Ozzz on Aug 14, 2007 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's not 7 a year

It's 7 for 4 years. It's like 1.8 a year.

by PaulThomas on Aug 14, 2007 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

10 movies

that didn't get made. #1 gave me a heart attack.

by mikeA on Aug 14, 2007 11:19 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Will Ferrell pisses excellence. I would have

liked to have seen that one but I'm still holding out for a Robert Goulet movie.

"He thinks the lady doth protest too much." -Larry David (or Shakespeare)

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 14, 2007 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can't access that site from my work PC because

"You cannot access the following Web address:
http://www.cracked.com/index.php?nam...

The site you requested is blocked under the following categories: Provocative Attire"
 
Provocative Freakin' Attire!?!?

Go peddle your soft-core somewheres else, mIkea.

"Woo hoo!" - mikeA

by McFood on Aug 14, 2007 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So how is it, then

that you're able to maintain your addiction to action36.com (per your elderly ladies comment above)?

"Ziggy, did you not know?"

by FreeSeatUpgrade on Aug 14, 2007 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Boo.

Do not diss Fletch, one of the all-time greatest artistic achievements in the history of mankind.

Rendezvous with Rama?  Seriously?  Great book, but would have been an awful movie (the sequels to Rama would, however, have made a viable film franchise).

Stat Wonk Futurist

by salb918 on Aug 14, 2007 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just ask the "Underhills!"
"He thinks the lady doth protest too much." -Larry David (or Shakespeare)

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 14, 2007 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol
Stat Wonk Futurist

by salb918 on Aug 14, 2007 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

this link

cost me oh, 30 minutes of productive work

thanks for nothing

Let's have our Piazza and eat the Cust too - SPWC

by closetasfan on Aug 14, 2007 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why are you a closet A's fan?

Wouldn't it be more prudent to be a hallway A's fan? You'd enjoy yourself a lot more.

Stuck on Buck :)

by GreenNGoldGirl on Aug 14, 2007 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

only one I would have seen

Verhoeven's Crusades mit Arnie would have been amazing.

My Top 5 Unmade Movies:

  1. Cronenberg's American Psycho
  1. Ken Russell's A Clockwork Orange
  1. DePalma's Ambrose Chapel, or his film about the Yablonsky murders, or Fire (his avant-la-lettre Velvet Goldmine rock assassination conspiracy with Travolta in the late '70s)
  1. Verhoeven's Crusades
  1. Gilliam's The Man Who Killed Don Quixote
It's hard to hate someone who helps me pay the rent. ~ mdl @('.')@

by monkeyball on Aug 14, 2007 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Excellent dump, GNGGGNGNG!
He's not going to try to kill you, I'm just going to try to doink you. -Rex Hudler

by JediLeroy on Aug 14, 2007 11:19 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I would thank you by giving you a cyberhug

but I don't know what caused the GNGGGNGNG.

I'll stay on the safe side.

Stuck on Buck :)

by GreenNGoldGirl on Aug 14, 2007 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That makes NO sense.

I'd say try again but you've already ruined the timing.

"Woo hoo!" - mikeA

by McFood on Aug 14, 2007 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It makes perfect sense.

Your brain is just numb from the brainfreeze the Creamsickle just caused.

Stuck on Buck :)

by GreenNGoldGirl on Aug 14, 2007 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yarp.

Anyone else seen "Hot Fuzz"? I can't stop laughing at the "Yarp" part.

"Woo hoo!" - mikeA

by McFood on Aug 14, 2007 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Narp.

:)  great movie!

"Don't be an ass!" --Bill King

by batgirl on Aug 14, 2007 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL
"Woo hoo!" - mikeA

by McFood on Aug 14, 2007 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Creamsickle, shmeamsickle

What happened to the good ol' popsicle? Young whipper snappers and their fancy frozen products these days...

"Sometimes Joe [Morgan] doesn't like facts to get in the way of his opinions." - Billy Beane

by Roscoe Parrish on Aug 14, 2007 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh no.

You've been hanging out with McFood for too long. THE OLD SLANG HAS COME BACK!

Stuck on Buck :)

by GreenNGoldGirl on Aug 14, 2007 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

word up
"San Jose A's of Fremont" is gauche

by ArakSOT on Aug 14, 2007 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

aw, consarnit!
"We are all gods. You can never underestimate the creative potential of a human being. Nor the destructive potential."- Robert Pollard, GbV

by The Pilots Dared Me To Die on Aug 14, 2007 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It hurts my eyes!!

Next thing you know, you'll be sayin' you're all that and a bag of chips, beeotch, and let's bounce.

You be trippin', fool.

Stuck on Buck :)

by GreenNGoldGirl on Aug 14, 2007 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's just how I roll, dog

What you talkin' bout, Willis?

"Sometimes Joe [Morgan] doesn't like facts to get in the way of his opinions." - Billy Beane

by Roscoe Parrish on Aug 14, 2007 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't be such a fart knocker.

I don't wanna go postal on you so quit icing my grill. Homeslice, talk to the hand.

Hella!!!

Stuck on Buck :)

by GreenNGoldGirl on Aug 14, 2007 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Holla at me.

(Yiddishnark: "Challah at me!")

Stat Wonk Futurist

by salb918 on Aug 14, 2007 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bitch Please

You must have a mental disease.

On a side note, I'm watching this soccer game in my class and Everton scores, and I go "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL", temporarily forgetting that I've got 25 pre-pubescent kids sitting there as well as my fellow teacher. I was so busted, and the kids kept laughing.

"Sometimes Joe [Morgan] doesn't like facts to get in the way of his opinions." - Billy Beane

by Roscoe Parrish on Aug 14, 2007 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OMG

I've done that before. I have a tendency to listen to dA's games in class. I also have a tendency to forget that I'm in class while I'm listening. Every once in a while, I'll let out a yell of frustration or joy and everyone just stares.

My teachers wanna open up a can of whoop-ass on me.

Stuck on Buck :)

by GreenNGoldGirl on Aug 14, 2007 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

they'll need to take a number

and wait their turn just like everybody else

"San Jose A's of Fremont" is gauche

by ArakSOT on Aug 14, 2007 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It was worse just now

Spurs just scored, that didn't go over too well with me, and I may have muttered a swear or two under my breath, or maybe a little louder. I have to be more careful.

"Sometimes Joe [Morgan] doesn't like facts to get in the way of his opinions." - Billy Beane

by Roscoe Parrish on Aug 14, 2007 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh you just think

you're the cat's pajamas, don't you? I can talk however I want. I'm too old to be censoring myself. You're so young you couldn't pour piss out of a boot.

All of these archaic phrases are a tribute to my late Grandfather, the great ol' curmudgeon he was.

"Sometimes Joe [Morgan] doesn't like facts to get in the way of his opinions." - Billy Beane

by Roscoe Parrish on Aug 14, 2007 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nothing like the ol' monkeyball poopsicle
He's not going to try to kill you, I'm just going to try to doink you. -Rex Hudler

by JediLeroy on Aug 14, 2007 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Quality Dumping Miss, Here Are Some More

http://www.newsoftheweird.com/archiv...
"In June, a 17-year-old boy survived but was seriously injured when he fell about 75 feet onto some rocks at California's Mount Diablo State Park. He had climbed over a handrail in order to fake a fall so that his pals could capture the plunge on video to put on his MySpace Web page." [San Jose Mercury News, 6-12-07]

"In Forst, Germany, in May, as a 43-year-old man and a 12-year-old boy vied in a spitting-for-distance contest from a second-story balcony, the grown-up, trying for extra momentum, thrust himself forcefully up to the railing, launched his saliva, and accidentally fell to his death." [Der Spiegel, 6-1-07]

"Sometimes Joe [Morgan] doesn't like facts to get in the way of his opinions." - Billy Beane

by Roscoe Parrish on Aug 14, 2007 11:33 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Y Uno Mas, Un Gran Partido Hoy

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/foot...

Let's Go Toffees!

If you feel the need to watch...
http://livefooty.doctor-serv.com/

"Sometimes Joe [Morgan] doesn't like facts to get in the way of his opinions." - Billy Beane

by Roscoe Parrish on Aug 14, 2007 11:36 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Completely Off Topic

But I just found out that I have 3, maybe 4, weeks left of my position here at work. So if anyone knows of a Marketing or Public Relations position available in the mid - south bay, please e-mail me! I will be needing a new job ASAP!

And if you don't know of a position available, but you want to go get drunk, let me know!

"I'm already in Barry's head! He doesn't want to play against ME!" - Kotsay on facing Zito, Fan Fest 2007

by BobbyCrosbysGirl on Aug 14, 2007 11:54 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ugh... :\

Good luck!

"They weren't frightened of me, they LOVED me!" ~ McFood, deep in denial

by Poppy on Aug 14, 2007 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

getting drunk and discussing positions...

this can't be good...

"We are all gods. You can never underestimate the creative potential of a human being. Nor the destructive potential."- Robert Pollard, GbV

by The Pilots Dared Me To Die on Aug 14, 2007 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Congrats to Daric Barton

Hit his first HR since June last night (#7 overall).

18 more and I'll be confident he might turn into a decent player...  

Signatures? We don't need no stinking signatures.

by jubjub on Aug 14, 2007 12:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I hope he turns into Wade Boggs...

and hits .360 with 10 dingers every year.

"We are all gods. You can never underestimate the creative potential of a human being. Nor the destructive potential."- Robert Pollard, GbV

by The Pilots Dared Me To Die on Aug 14, 2007 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Most obscure or obtuse records

From today's Mercury News. I like "most games played in a losing cause".

"Has Kotsay tried using a bat?" - ozzman99

by doctorK on Aug 14, 2007 1:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

In case of revolution, break glass.

Pic via Digg:

[Management Note: This Signature has been Designated For Assignment and will re-appear after clearing waivers.]

by LawDaddy on Aug 14, 2007 1:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Joe K thinks the A's are cheap, too.

Left-hander Joe Kennedy has given up only an unearned run in two relief appearances, his role here.

"My preference is definitely starting. They know that, but I’m not going to come in and cause any ripples," he said. "I like to call myself a utility pitcher."

Kennedy was 3-9 with a 4.37 ERA with Oakland before being claimed off waivers last week, making 16 starts before being taken out of the A’s rotation as he neared performance bonuses.

Kennedy will get $100,000 if he makes 20 starts and another $100,000 if he makes 25 starts. He gets a $50,000 bump for 27 starts and another $50,000 for 30.

Asked if he thought the A’s decision to remove him from the rotation had something to do with that, he simply said, "Do the math."

linkalicious

Stat Wonk Futurist

by salb918 on Aug 14, 2007 1:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I will do the math Joe....

18 ER in 20 2/3 IP in your last 5 starts.  The math says you suck.

Bring back Hammer.

by OaktownPower on Aug 14, 2007 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But math camp has just begun.
"He did a great job. It was hot." -- Bob Geren on Dan Haren

by oblique on Aug 14, 2007 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hooray for math camp!!

<takes out Calc book>

Stuck on Buck :)

by GreenNGoldGirl on Aug 14, 2007 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So, this one time, in math camp...
"He did a great job. It was hot." -- Bob Geren on Dan Haren

by oblique on Aug 14, 2007 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Smile...

it's the second best thing you can do with your lips...

Stuck on Buck :)

by GreenNGoldGirl on Aug 14, 2007 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Does that calc book

have a definition of the "Fell ratio?"

"He did a great job. It was hot." -- Bob Geren on Dan Haren

by oblique on Aug 14, 2007 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hmm..

One of us missed something, but I'm not sure which one.

"He did a great job. It was hot." -- Bob Geren on Dan Haren

by oblique on Aug 14, 2007 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Alright!

Maybe we've moved past making fun of band geeks now!

"Who is Danny and why are we eating his cake?" -Jennifer's mom

by pam5981 on Aug 14, 2007 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

and proud of it!
"Who is Danny and why are we eating his cake?" -Jennifer's mom

by pam5981 on Aug 14, 2007 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm a choir nerd

Choir is better than band. But it's still cool :)

Stuck on Buck :)

by GreenNGoldGirl on Aug 14, 2007 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Haha.

I don't hold allegiances anymore. It's been over 8 years since I was in band. Loved it though! And now finally learning to play guitar.

"Who is Danny and why are we eating his cake?" -Jennifer's mom

by pam5981 on Aug 14, 2007 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, I love playing guitar.

It's one of my favorite things to do. I started playing because Barry plays. It's stupid, but it's gotten to be a hobby of mine. Yet another thing I can thank Barry for.

Stuck on Buck :)

by GreenNGoldGirl on Aug 14, 2007 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And, according to that STD tree you posted,

another thing you can be grateful he didn't give you.

"Woo hoo!" - mikeA

by McFood on Aug 14, 2007 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Choir rocks!

I was a total choir nerd.  That, and we had this song and dance subset of the choir, called the Thor Throats.  That was truly awesome!

"He did a great job. It was hot." -- Bob Geren on Dan Haren

by oblique on Aug 14, 2007 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Thor Throats?

That sounds like Norwegian porn.

"They weren't frightened of me, they LOVED me!" ~ McFood, deep in denial

by Poppy on Aug 14, 2007 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So the A's are cheap, but the D-Backs aren't? He

could make 4 starts for the D-Backs by the end of the year, correct?  They must not think he is good enough for the rotation, or "do the math".

by theblackpearl on Aug 14, 2007 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

GROVERRRRR

Hellooooo? Are you still there?

<listens carefully>
Stuck on Buck :)

by GreenNGoldGirl on Aug 14, 2007 3:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You guys have been shakin' a lot lately.

Why has it been so quiet over on this side?  Hmm.

"They weren't frightened of me, they LOVED me!" ~ McFood, deep in denial

by Poppy on Aug 15, 2007 6:28 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Loaiza says he's ready to go

He appears to have fulfilled the two conditions that Geren publicly named for activating him, namely pitch count and velocity.

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/articl...

Loaiza says he's ready: After throwing 97 pitches Saturday and hitting 92-93 mph on the radar gun, Esteban Loaiza believes he's OK to make his first start of the season for Oakland. The decision has not been made yet, however; Loaiza threw a side session Tuesday and manager Bob Geren wants to make sure he comes out of that feeling good. If Loaiza doesn't go, lefty Dan Meyer would get the slot against Kansas City on Friday.

It will be interesting to see whether he starts Friday's game or not...

by OaklandSi on Aug 15, 2007 9:26 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Meyer

I think they might keep him in AAA for another start just to see what Meyer can do before they send him to the pen.

No offense to Esteban, but at this point in the year the A's need to see what they have to build around/trade for next year; if that means Loaiza has to spend an extra start in AAA that he feels he doesn't need then he should suck it up and take one for the team.

by Threepwood XX on Aug 15, 2007 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

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