DLD. August Fourteenth. Yeahhhh :)
HAPPY AUGUST FOURTEENTH!!!!!!
Today is the 226th day of the year. Happy birthday to...
Cupid Childs, Paul "Daffy" Dean, some guy named Steve Martin, hot stuff Halle Berry, baseball player Juan Pierre, soccer player Jared Borgetti, and this other dude named Magic Johnson.
In the United States, today is National Creamsicle Day. Forget the diet. Have a Creamsicle :)
Rizzuto, known as "The Scooter," was the oldest living Hall of Famer. He played for the Yankees throughout the 1940s and '50s, won seven World Series titles and played in five All-Star games.
"Phil was a gem, one of the greatest people I ever knew. A dear friend and great teammate," said Hall of Famer Yogi Berra, who frequently visited Rizzuto in his later years.
"He was a heck of a player, too. When I first came up to the Yankees, he was like a big actually, small brother to me. He's meant an awful lot to baseball and the Yankees and has left us with a lot of wonderful memories," he said.
At 5-foot-6, Rizzuto was a flashy player who could always be counted on for a perfect bunt, a nice slide or a diving catch in a lineup better known for its cornerstone sluggers. He played 13 seasons alongside the likes of Joe DiMaggio and Mickey Mantle in a career interrupted by Navy service in World War II.
Man gets mad at ex, castrates cat
EUGENE, Ore. - A man who was frustrated with his ex-girlfriend took his anger out on her cat by castrating it with a box cutter, Eugene police said. erry Caswell, 31, was arrested and charged with multiple counts stemming from the incident.
Caswell was angry at his ex-girlfriend for not coming to his house Friday night. So Caswell drugged her cat "Romeo" with human medication and then castrated it with a box cutter.
Man Tries to Take Crocs, Snakes on Plane
CAIRO, Egypt - It was very nearly a real-life version of "Snakes on a Plane." A man was stopped at Cairo's airport just moments before he boarded a Saudi Arabia-bound plane with carry-on bags filled with live snakes, as well as a few baby crocodiles and chameleons.
Security officials became suspicious of the 22-year-old Saudi man's bags when the X-ray machine at the departure gate gave odd readings. Police said they opened the bags and found a large number of reptiles, including at least one cobra, squirming to escape.
Teacher Resigns After Porn Star Date.
Woman Finds Skull in Auction Purchase
Travis Buck is a hot-ass psycho.
Meyer wants to prove the wait was worth it
Regarding the Tim Hudson trade, Dan Meyer has something to say.
"I'm still left," he said.
Who can blame Meyer for feeling a little pride for being recalled from Triple-A Sacramento on Monday? Not only did he outlast Juan Cruz and Charles Thomas - the other players acquired in the December 2004 trade that sent Hudson to Atlanta - but he overcame shoulder surgery, rehabbed the entire offseason and posted the third-lowest ERA in the Pacific Coast League.
I don't know about you, but the italics bug the crap outta me.
Anyway, dump. :)
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Go Stockton!
Leads the nation in foreclosure rates! Yes!
Stockton, California now leads the nation in foreclosures. Of RealtyTrac's top 10 metro areas for foreclosures, four are in Central California.
Japanese Biker Unknowingly Loses Leg, Continues Ride
A Japanese biker whose leg was severed below the knee continued his ride, apparently unaware of his loss, Reuters reports.
Ichiro's reaction: His leg live on like beautiful line drive
No, his name is Kasey G. Kazee
He should sell kazoos at the zoo and krazy glue for a living.
is that the guy from the start of Delicatessen?
At first I thought it was one of the Sand People
from Star Wars or one of our DLed players undergoing some weird Larry Davis-designed rehabilitation.
by kaweahkaweah on Aug 14, 2007 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions
Would that be a "Tusken Raider" or are they
different?
by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 14, 2007 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Geek.
Geekism!!!
Why do you hate Geek people?!?!
by kaweahkaweah on Aug 14, 2007 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Confirmed.
You're all just jealous because you guys aren't part of the "Poppy and salb are nerds" club.
Strange
none of the people wore bandages over their faces when I visited Tuscany.
by kaweahkaweah on Aug 14, 2007 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Duct Tape!
You don't wanna know what they used for...
'protection'.
Duct tape rocks...
I'm wrapping an old BMX with duct tape to use as my Burning Man bike this year!
by The Pilots Dared Me To Die on Aug 14, 2007 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions
remember when MaEl set the franchise record
for consesecutive errorless games? Well, last night, Babe F______ Ruth one-upped him.
Before the game, Oakland second baseman Mark Ellis said that Polanco was one of his favorite players to watch.
To be fair, I was listening to the Tiger's radio team last night, and they were were sure talking Ellie up. In their opinion, the two candidates for 2nd Base GG were both playing.
Well...
Mark wouldn't say "I'm my favorite player to watch."
I think he meant Polanco is one of his favorites after Grudzielanek and O. Hudson... :P
and Ellis tied another franchise record!
Mark Ellis, moved from No. 6 to No. 2 in the lineup, hit a two-run homer in the first inning - his 16th of the season - to tie Davey Lopes (1983) and Jimmy Dykes (1921) for most homers by an A's second baseman.
Just another day at the ballpark.
Palanco's head
I am sure this has been discussed before but what is up with Palanco's head?
Freaks me out every time I see that dome.
those italics are weird
it's like the A's notes is the celebrity gossip column. I'm surprised I didn't see "Gavin Newsom had no comment" or something like that.
Yeah
they seem so snarky, like anything that's attributed to a player is said with so much attitude.
What?
Our players have attitude? Oh my gosh.
<snarky>
by GreenNGoldGirl on Aug 14, 2007 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions
A pornstar named Akira?
These new star names just don't have as much "bang for their buck" today. Peter North, Buck Wild or even Jenna Jameson have much more "pop" IMO. Porn just ain't what it used to be.
Hey we have either won or split our last 4 series. I am repeating a post from last night but that is a good thing.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 14, 2007 11:02 AM PDT reply actions
Kaweahkaweah has a nice ring to it
by kaweahkaweah on Aug 14, 2007 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm not sure if you can make it in this business.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 14, 2007 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions
Hey Ron Jeremy did
And he's nothing to look at, anywhere. And being a teacher myself, I have to say, how stupid do you have to be? I just don't buy the Dali exhibit excuse.
by mlleaimee on Aug 14, 2007 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Happy Birthday to my Mom today, too :)
Tell Poppy Mommy I said happy birthday...
'cause, ya know, elderly ladies love me.
I would say something
but I shall refrain. Happy birthday to Poppy Mommy :)
by GreenNGoldGirl on Aug 14, 2007 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions
That's a good question.
Any way to tell what user ID# it is?
5007
Weird.
The real Mr. Poppy reads, but I don't think he ever made an account...
How did you find the number?
I'm magic.
Never mind, I figured it out after I asked.
:P~~~
It took me a while to figure it out
I looked up my first handle ever. It turns out I was #245. I used to be one of those annoying teenagers who posted about nothing. I think I threw up a little in my mouth when I read my diaries and comments.
Yuck.
by GreenNGoldGirl on Aug 14, 2007 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Search
Users
Poppy
click on the names that come up, and their uid# will show in the browser address bar.
or if you just want to find yours
put the pointer over the screen-name link and the UID will come up in the browser address bar. It'll save you time.
by GreenNGoldGirl on Aug 14, 2007 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Right...if there are comments it's easy..
but in MrPoppy's case there aren't...
I am also feeling a bit lame.
Come on!
[/GOB]
Search for the user. Scroll over the name. It comes up on the Status bar.
If the real Mr. Poppy ever wants an account,
I guess he's outta luck.
Come on.
This is downright embarassing. I never realized I wrote like that.
P.S. Eat my shorts!
by GreenNGoldGirl on Aug 14, 2007 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey!
We discussed this yesterday. Why do I always have to get a room???
by GreenNGoldGirl on Aug 14, 2007 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Okay, I take it back.
Go to your room!
You ain't my baby's momma!
by GreenNGoldGirl on Aug 14, 2007 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
You be trippin', homes.
by GreenNGoldGirl on Aug 14, 2007 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't think so.
Am I going to have to get divorced and marry whoever that is?
That's her secret internet lover.
Did Atlantic Starr re-release their song
to include a technicality?
by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 14, 2007 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Not any more.
THANKS, Thunderbutt.
No, Poppyman's just a stalker.
She has a thing for guys named Poppy.
if there is, I can't find it
There's also a Poppyman. Maybe they're just stalkers.
Tigers ink Porcello
Signing the high school pitcher-- that's right, as in "18 years old, hasn't gone to college" pitcher-- to a 4-year, $7.28 million contract.
I'm not especially interested in the strategy here-- the contract could be a disaster if he gets hurt, or it could be a smashing success. What I find deeply disturbing about this is that it represents the clearest evidence yet of the complete and utter bankruptcy of the slotting system.
Given Selig's known propensity for lying and misrepresentation, I really question whether the "system" even exists in the context of anything other than a public relations gimmick. The degree to which it is routinely violated by certain teams-- and the utter lack of sanctions placed upon those teams-- indicates that the rules are meant to be broken.
Beane had better put together some pretty good teams in the next 5 years or so. Within 10-15 years the amateur draft will have effectively ceased to exist in baseball, and with it the last possible hope for small-market teams to succeed consistently.
I wouldn't worry about 10 years out
or even 5 years since, based on my stock portfolio, WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE.
umm...
5 years, 129 days...
After that, we'll be evolved, or de-evolved...
by The Pilots Dared Me To Die on Aug 14, 2007 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions
12-21-12?
Who is this, Darren Daulton? Or Geddy Lee?
by FreeSeatUpgrade on Aug 14, 2007 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions
MLB needs to include a clause in the future
"collective bargaining agreement" that will include a salary cap similar to the one that exists today for team salaries. Let the rich teams pay for the lesser teams draft picks once their total spending reaches above a certain level.
These teams would end up "paying" in more ways than one because how many guys are going to reach the major league level anyway?
by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 14, 2007 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions
The union would neve allow
any sort of salary cap precedent to be set, even for draftees.
by The Pilots Dared Me To Die on Aug 14, 2007 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Unless Porcello turns into
Justin Verlander, this contract will be a bust. If he turns into Verlander, this contract will be just okay.
Pardon e moi
or however it's spelled...
Why?
I mean, Josh Beckett seemed to work out pretty well for the Marlins...
Remember, his service clock doesn't start until he actually gets called up, even if he's on the 40-man for 2 or 3 years beforehand.
C'est
pardonez-moi, monsieur.
by GreenNGoldGirl on Aug 14, 2007 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions
Sorry
I took Japanese.
Of course, I also don't know how to say "contract" or "free agent" in Japanese either, much less "arbitration" and "service clock."
Kontorakuto
Saabisu kuroku
Ganbare, gaijin suketto!
(do your best, you foreign devil helper!)
by The Pilots Dared Me To Die on Aug 14, 2007 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions
foreign devil helper?
You mean this guy?
Even once drafted, even high-level prospects
have a ridiculously high probability of flameout. So if that happens, this contract sucks. If he gets hurt, this contract sucks. If he's not ready in four years, either due to injury or ineffectiveness, this contract sucks. If he's good, the team can't hide him in the minors to sneak an extra year of service time out of him - and that sucks (but only a little compared to the above points).
A big reason why young pitchers are so good is not only that they are under team control, but they are also cost-controlled. A major league contract destroys that. Monetized across only pre-arb or pre-FA players, he is unlikely to be a bargain unless he's one of the top pre-arb, pre-FA players. And the attrition rate for HS pitchers is high.
Now, given all that, the contract isn't that bad, considering that the Tigers have the money to spend and it's in their best interests to keep draft bonuses high to price out teams like the A's from even the amateur draft. Furthermore, if he lives up to his promise, then his value monetized across all players (not just pre-arb or pre-FA players) will be quite good. In the "it's not the bang for your buck but the bang period" school of thought, it's fine.
Question ...
Does anyone know, if Porcello, say comes up after 2 years in the minors, plays his rookie and sophomore seasons under this contract, will his third year be at the league minimum or will it go to arbitration?
Assuming he signs a major league deal,
His arby clock starts as soon as he hits the minors, I believe. I could be mistaken.
by Roscoe Parrish on Aug 14, 2007 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm not sure.
But I think - think - that the club can just "offer" him a contract like they can any other third-year player (assuming he's not a super-two). BUT, I believe that the team cannot cut his pay by more than 20%.
Beckett seems to have more or less
followed the path I suggested.
His original contract (4 years, $7m) covered the first 2+ (though not enough to qualify for Super 2) of his MLB career.
For his third full year, 2004, his contract was renewed at $1.509m, 86% of $7m/4.
If he turns into Verlander, it will MERELY be OK?
What do you base this on?
I can't speak for him, but...
..likely the fact that $7m a year is a lot of money, even for a Verlander.
It's not 7 a year
It's 7 for 4 years. It's like 1.8 a year.
Will Ferrell pisses excellence. I would have
liked to have seen that one but I'm still holding out for a Robert Goulet movie.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 14, 2007 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions
I can't access that site from my work PC because
"You cannot access the following Web address:
http://www.cracked.com/index.php?nam...
The site you requested is blocked under the following categories: Provocative Attire"
Provocative Freakin' Attire!?!?
Go peddle your soft-core somewheres else, mIkea.
So how is it, then
that you're able to maintain your addiction to action36.com (per your elderly ladies comment above)?
by FreeSeatUpgrade on Aug 14, 2007 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions
Boo.
Do not diss Fletch, one of the all-time greatest artistic achievements in the history of mankind.
Rendezvous with Rama? Seriously? Great book, but would have been an awful movie (the sequels to Rama would, however, have made a viable film franchise).
Just ask the "Underhills!"
by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 14, 2007 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions
this link
cost me oh, 30 minutes of productive work
thanks for nothing
by closetasfan on Aug 14, 2007 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions
Why are you a closet A's fan?
Wouldn't it be more prudent to be a hallway A's fan? You'd enjoy yourself a lot more.
by GreenNGoldGirl on Aug 14, 2007 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions
only one I would have seen
Verhoeven's Crusades mit Arnie would have been amazing.
My Top 5 Unmade Movies:
- Cronenberg's American Psycho
- Ken Russell's A Clockwork Orange
- DePalma's Ambrose Chapel, or his film about the Yablonsky murders, or Fire (his avant-la-lettre Velvet Goldmine rock assassination conspiracy with Travolta in the late '70s)
- Verhoeven's Crusades
- Gilliam's The Man Who Killed Don Quixote
Excellent dump, GNGGGNGNG!
I would thank you by giving you a cyberhug
but I don't know what caused the GNGGGNGNG.
I'll stay on the safe side.
by GreenNGoldGirl on Aug 14, 2007 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions
Like you'll be doing in about three seconds?
by GreenNGoldGirl on Aug 14, 2007 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions
It makes perfect sense.
Your brain is just numb from the brainfreeze the Creamsickle just caused.
by GreenNGoldGirl on Aug 14, 2007 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions
Wasn't that Robin Williams movie. Did you have
your jaw wired too?
by theblackpearl on Aug 14, 2007 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Creamsickle, shmeamsickle
What happened to the good ol' popsicle? Young whipper snappers and their fancy frozen products these days...
by Roscoe Parrish on Aug 14, 2007 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh no.
You've been hanging out with McFood for too long. THE OLD SLANG HAS COME BACK!
by GreenNGoldGirl on Aug 14, 2007 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions
aw, consarnit!
by The Pilots Dared Me To Die on Aug 14, 2007 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions
It hurts my eyes!!
Next thing you know, you'll be sayin' you're all that and a bag of chips, beeotch, and let's bounce.
You be trippin', fool.
by GreenNGoldGirl on Aug 14, 2007 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions
That's just how I roll, dog
What you talkin' bout, Willis?
by Roscoe Parrish on Aug 14, 2007 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions
Don't be such a fart knocker.
I don't wanna go postal on you so quit icing my grill. Homeslice, talk to the hand.
Hella!!!
by GreenNGoldGirl on Aug 14, 2007 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Bitch Please
You must have a mental disease.
On a side note, I'm watching this soccer game in my class and Everton scores, and I go "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL", temporarily forgetting that I've got 25 pre-pubescent kids sitting there as well as my fellow teacher. I was so busted, and the kids kept laughing.
by Roscoe Parrish on Aug 14, 2007 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions
OMG
I've done that before. I have a tendency to listen to dA's games in class. I also have a tendency to forget that I'm in class while I'm listening. Every once in a while, I'll let out a yell of frustration or joy and everyone just stares.
My teachers wanna open up a can of whoop-ass on me.
by GreenNGoldGirl on Aug 14, 2007 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions
they'll need to take a number
and wait their turn just like everybody else
It was worse just now
Spurs just scored, that didn't go over too well with me, and I may have muttered a swear or two under my breath, or maybe a little louder. I have to be more careful.
by Roscoe Parrish on Aug 14, 2007 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh you just think
you're the cat's pajamas, don't you? I can talk however I want. I'm too old to be censoring myself. You're so young you couldn't pour piss out of a boot.
All of these archaic phrases are a tribute to my late Grandfather, the great ol' curmudgeon he was.
by Roscoe Parrish on Aug 14, 2007 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions
Nothing like the ol' monkeyball poopsicle
Quality Dumping Miss, Here Are Some More
http://www.newsoftheweird.com/archiv...
"In June, a 17-year-old boy survived but was seriously injured when he fell about 75 feet onto some rocks at California's Mount Diablo State Park. He had climbed over a handrail in order to fake a fall so that his pals could capture the plunge on video to put on his MySpace Web page." [San Jose Mercury News, 6-12-07]
"In Forst, Germany, in May, as a 43-year-old man and a 12-year-old boy vied in a spitting-for-distance contest from a second-story balcony, the grown-up, trying for extra momentum, thrust himself forcefully up to the railing, launched his saliva, and accidentally fell to his death." [Der Spiegel, 6-1-07]
by Roscoe Parrish on Aug 14, 2007 11:33 AM PDT reply actions
Y Uno Mas, Un Gran Partido Hoy
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/foot...
Let's Go Toffees!
If you feel the need to watch...
http://livefooty.doctor-serv.com/
by Roscoe Parrish on Aug 14, 2007 11:36 AM PDT reply actions
Completely Off Topic
But I just found out that I have 3, maybe 4, weeks left of my position here at work. So if anyone knows of a Marketing or Public Relations position available in the mid - south bay, please e-mail me! I will be needing a new job ASAP!
And if you don't know of a position available, but you want to go get drunk, let me know!
by BobbyCrosbysGirl on Aug 14, 2007 11:54 AM PDT reply actions
getting drunk and discussing positions...
this can't be good...
by The Pilots Dared Me To Die on Aug 14, 2007 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Congrats to Daric Barton
Hit his first HR since June last night (#7 overall).
18 more and I'll be confident he might turn into a decent player...
I hope he turns into Wade Boggs...
and hits .360 with 10 dingers every year.
by The Pilots Dared Me To Die on Aug 14, 2007 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Most obscure or obtuse records
From today's Mercury News. I like "most games played in a losing cause".
In case of revolution, break glass.
Pic via Digg:
by LawDaddy on Aug 14, 2007 1:29 PM PDT reply actions
Joe K thinks the A's are cheap, too.
Left-hander Joe Kennedy has given up only an unearned run in two relief appearances, his role here.
"My preference is definitely starting. They know that, but I’m not going to come in and cause any ripples," he said. "I like to call myself a utility pitcher."
Kennedy was 3-9 with a 4.37 ERA with Oakland before being claimed off waivers last week, making 16 starts before being taken out of the A’s rotation as he neared performance bonuses.
Kennedy will get $100,000 if he makes 20 starts and another $100,000 if he makes 25 starts. He gets a $50,000 bump for 27 starts and another $50,000 for 30.
Asked if he thought the A’s decision to remove him from the rotation had something to do with that, he simply said, "Do the math."
I will do the math Joe....
18 ER in 20 2/3 IP in your last 5 starts. The math says you suck.
by OaktownPower on Aug 14, 2007 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Hooray for math camp!!
<takes out Calc book>
by GreenNGoldGirl on Aug 14, 2007 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Smile...
it's the second best thing you can do with your lips...
by GreenNGoldGirl on Aug 14, 2007 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Hate the sin, love the sinner.
You know you love me.
by GreenNGoldGirl on Aug 14, 2007 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Does that calc book
have a definition of the "Fell ratio?"
Alright!
Maybe we've moved past making fun of band geeks now!
I'm a choir nerd
Choir is better than band. But it's still cool :)
by GreenNGoldGirl on Aug 14, 2007 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Haha.
I don't hold allegiances anymore. It's been over 8 years since I was in band. Loved it though! And now finally learning to play guitar.
Oh, I love playing guitar.
It's one of my favorite things to do. I started playing because Barry plays. It's stupid, but it's gotten to be a hobby of mine. Yet another thing I can thank Barry for.
by GreenNGoldGirl on Aug 14, 2007 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions
And, according to that STD tree you posted,
another thing you can be grateful he didn't give you.
Choir rocks!
I was a total choir nerd. That, and we had this song and dance subset of the choir, called the Thor Throats. That was truly awesome!
The Thor Throats?
That sounds like Norwegian porn.
So the A's are cheap, but the D-Backs aren't? He
could make 4 starts for the D-Backs by the end of the year, correct? They must not think he is good enough for the rotation, or "do the math".
by theblackpearl on Aug 14, 2007 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions
You guys have been shakin' a lot lately.
Why has it been so quiet over on this side? Hmm.
Loaiza says he's ready to go
He appears to have fulfilled the two conditions that Geren publicly named for activating him, namely pitch count and velocity.
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/articl...
Loaiza says he's ready: After throwing 97 pitches Saturday and hitting 92-93 mph on the radar gun, Esteban Loaiza believes he's OK to make his first start of the season for Oakland. The decision has not been made yet, however; Loaiza threw a side session Tuesday and manager Bob Geren wants to make sure he comes out of that feeling good. If Loaiza doesn't go, lefty Dan Meyer would get the slot against Kansas City on Friday.
It will be interesting to see whether he starts Friday's game or not...
Meyer
I think they might keep him in AAA for another start just to see what Meyer can do before they send him to the pen.
No offense to Esteban, but at this point in the year the A's need to see what they have to build around/trade for next year; if that means Loaiza has to spend an extra start in AAA that he feels he doesn't need then he should suck it up and take one for the team.
by Threepwood XX on Aug 15, 2007 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions

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