Haiku Friday
by sslinger on Aug 10, 2007 12:34 PM PDT
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With a nod to Secret Asian Man, Haiku Friday is back! We discussed this on AN Day and lots of people encouraged me to do this, so here goes.
Activated late
Shouting loud in the clubhouse
Milton a Padre
Melhuse in Texas
Reunited with Washington
Playing third like Chavvy
A’s season is lost
Disabled list took its toll
AN day to day
Now, AN, contribute away!
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I know I can pitch
But if I'm to win the Cy
I need run support
--Dan Haren
by salb918 on Aug 10, 2007 12:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
AN Day discourse ...
.. Led sslinger to this bad place.
Man, what can't beer do?
by The Dogfather on Aug 10, 2007 12:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
uh
A's fans despair not
The season has been redeemed
We got DaVanon
by andeux on Aug 10, 2007 12:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
more like end of world
by salb918 on Aug 10, 2007 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
the end of the world
I hope there would be tons of
Captain Jacks and Bucks
by GreenNGoldGirl on Aug 10, 2007 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That sounds like a line
From one of William Shakespeare's
Lesser known dramas
by andeux on Aug 10, 2007 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh my goodness!!!
I remember this!!!
Travis Buck is mine
With Barry across the bay
Travis will console
Fueled by desire
I watch from right field bleachers
He captivates me
Let's bubblewrap Croz
Keep him away from Gina
And him him healthy :)
Lacey can't pick plates
Or were they Huston's bad choice?
Either way--uglyyyy
I am not working
I have the AN fever
I blame AN day
:)
(P.S. What is Corn Nation???)
by GreenNGoldGirl on Aug 10, 2007 12:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
"Corn nation" happens when
Royalty ascends the throne.
Thought you'd wanna know.
by The Dogfather on Aug 10, 2007 12:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Corn Nation is what
We become if ethanol
Becomes our fuel source
by salb918 on Aug 10, 2007 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
errata...
Rats! Screwed up line one.
Too many syllables there.
I blame rude grover.
by The Dogfather on Aug 10, 2007 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rats, screwed up line one!
Still not nearly as bad off
as Angel Rat field.
by oaklandSMASH on Aug 10, 2007 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Corn Nation can win
Can take the Big-10 trophy
Callahan is coach
by oaklandSMASH on Aug 10, 2007 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Um...
'Huskers in Big 12
Wolv'rines will crush the Buckeyes
Hail to the Victors
by The Dogfather on Aug 10, 2007 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
here goes:
bases are loaded.
3-1 count. weak grounder to
short. all is quiet.
by scromulus on Aug 10, 2007 1:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Below Seattle,
Best hitter has a girl's name
I think we are screwed.
by TerrenceLongsTaint on Aug 10, 2007 1:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
at least if we had
midgets we would get more walks.
sign eddie gaedel.
by scromulus on Aug 10, 2007 1:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
what was SAM's deal, anyway?
by ArakSOT on Aug 10, 2007 1:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
my deal
too much time on stage
leaves little time for the A's
I miss this website
by secret ASian man on Aug 10, 2007 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was wondering where you were!
I'm so glad to see you lurking and happy to hear you're performing!!! Yeah!!!
by mlleaimee on Aug 10, 2007 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mine
Damn work, damn my job
8 hours of my life gone
I want to go home
by kaweahkaweah on Aug 10, 2007 1:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Outfield job open.
San Diego kid preferred.
Blacks need not apply.
by The Dogfather on Aug 10, 2007 1:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
mine
AN has haters
less patient then the raiders
maybe i was wrong
Its just a blog yo
why did shannon have to go
you already kno
hes not racist ok.
its just a bit weird ok, thats all
if hes white= moneyball
by bballfanr33 on Aug 10, 2007 3:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Not to hate on this post
but 5-7-5 syllables
I'm just a stickler
Don't kill me over here,please
An observation
by oaklandSMASH on Aug 10, 2007 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No big name players,
Like Saltilamacchia.
Just Street, Brown, Buck, Cust.
by The Dogfather on Aug 10, 2007 4:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Haiku Friday works!
Bats have come alive
by sslinger on Aug 10, 2007 5:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Blanton struggling
Despite receiving huge lead.
Bam! Grand Slam Tigers
by PaulThomas on Aug 10, 2007 5:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Team driving me nuts
Only scores when pitching sucks
Look! A pink hippo.
by PaulThomas on Aug 10, 2007 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow
Thames hits a grand slam
"Yeah? I can do the same thing!"
Says Jack fucking Cust
by andeux on Aug 10, 2007 6:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
wha???
Haiku Friday thread?
I have been away too long
Short hair Travis Buck?
by secret ASian man on Aug 10, 2007 7:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Real Haiku
Sixteen to just ten.
Do I know these guys at all?
Buck and Cust destroy.
by sprtsnwyn on Aug 10, 2007 7:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
there is one thing as
cool as a haiku diary:
Apricot's killfile
by rubin sierra on Aug 10, 2007 11:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
diary has two syl-bles
You nit-picking bastards. Why
must you torment me?
by rubin sierra on Aug 10, 2007 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bizarre Love Triangle
Melhuse sadly gone
DiNardo will have to do
To set loins on fire.
by mlleaimee on Aug 10, 2007 11:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Here goes a late entry:
Players pass like clouds
That barely touch Mount Fuji:
Ryan Langerhans
OR:
Players pass like clouds
That barely touch Mount Davis:
Ryan Langerhans
and:
If the shirt says "Cust"
Maybe it isn't so bad
Rooting for laundry
by LAXile on Aug 11, 2007 8:38 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Jack Cust see the ball
Jack Cust hit the ball soooo far
Jack Cust win the game.
by green star oakland on Aug 11, 2007 10:39 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hello.
Joseph Kenndedy
sent out to the waiver wire
Arizona suckers!
by JediLeroy on Aug 11, 2007 1:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Should be Kenneddededdy
by JediLeroy on Aug 11, 2007 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
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