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DLD 7/19/07 Thank the runny, 5-month-old dumps

This is my first attempt at a DLD, but I figured I'd give it a shot since my baby girl brought the A's their first win in a long time. Lenny D had a great start, pitching 7 innings of 3-hit ball. Let's hope we can get some more wins.

Competitive eater Kobayashi finally decided to give up food. Apparently the Coors Light put him over the edge. Yes, that's the Onion. No, it's not real.

"I used to eat because I wanted to, but lately it seems like I only do it because I feel like I have to," added Kobayashi, who claims that he was in the middle of eating his 52nd barbecue chicken wing last week when he realized he no longer possessed the same hunger he did earlier in his career. "I knew it was time to step aside and give others the chance to eat."

After a controversial ending, the Sopranos got a crap-load of Emmy nominations, including Best Copout Ending in a Drama Series.

And Michael Vick is a horrible human being.

That's about all I've got, except for this touching Bio of Vlad the Impaler, who might've been a worse person than Michael Vick. It's touching.

Vlad III Ţepeş has been characterized by some as exceedingly cruel. Impalement was Ţepeş's preferred method of torture and execution. His method of torture was a horse attached to each of the victim's legs as a sharpened stake was gradually forced into the body.

So, yesterday was a proud day; my daughter now fits into her A's onesie. Because of her positive vibe, the A's decided they could finally win a game.

Dump Away!

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