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DLD Digest: Shannon Stewart Blows Up Rotting Whale Carcass! (6/7/07)

The second in AN's continuing series for those of you just can't be bothered to read the entire DLD.  Think of it as a mix of Soap

Episode 85: Mary is drinking heavily. Jodie is stuck in a past life as an old Jewish man. A suicidal Chester finds Danny and Annie in bed and decides to kill them first. Sheriff Burt is ambushed. Jessica faces a firing squad.

and Cambridge Scientific Abstracts.  Yesterday's DLD Digest is here.

Star-divide

Secret ASian Man gave us videographic proof that blowing up whales is stupid.  He also (rightly) dissed the SF Chronicle for wrongly claiming that the Analheim Ducks are the first West Coasters to win the Stanely Cup.  green star oakland pondered whether a 2 year old should bring a toy broom to the fourth game of a potential sweep. Poppy rides a broom to the office and Jay Witasick wears a tube top.  The Artist Formerly and Currently Known as Prince celebrates his birthday today, while a German cat has his own webcam.

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Is the DLD Digest a crucial part of your evening?
Yes.
8 votes
No, it is a total and absolute waste of time. Get a frigging life.
11 votes
FIRE LARRY DAVIS OUT OF A CANNON NOW!!!
33 votes

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I can't be bothered to read

these DLD Digests.

Could someone summarize them for me, please?

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 7, 2007 5:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Schilling is an A-hole

...The End

You can keep the PIZZA just leave me the CUST!!

by Amnesiac727 on Jun 7, 2007 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

DLD Digest Digest OTM!
But, you know, if anybody wants to believe that they are the descendants of a primate, they are certainly welcome to do it. @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jun 7, 2007 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Schilling's a bit of a jerk,

but he busted a Questec machine with a bat like Jesus threw the moneychangers out of the temple...  He's cool in my book just for that...

Plus, he calls the call-in shows and blogs with the fans.  If he were on the A's, he'd probably be on AN along with us.  That's pretty cool too.

He says stupid things and his politics are lame, but I'm not voting for him, I'm watching him pitch...

"Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching."- former A's pitcher Satchel Paige

by The Pilots Dared Me To Die on Jun 9, 2007 7:48 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What's Your F'n Problem, AN?

The biggest issue with these digests is that it makes me actually want to read the DLD. Worked yesterday. Probably will work today.

More than just ANtics: http://www.louisgray.com/live/

by louismg on Jun 7, 2007 6:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Load that f'n thing up there!!
See the latest dumbass thing I've done -- camUra

by hunter on Jun 7, 2007 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

< charges the mound >
"it's like an alarm clock, WOOT WOOT!" -Bubb Rubb

by secret ASian man on Jun 7, 2007 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

wait...

jay witasick still wears tube tops? even after being dfa'ed?

"The hard... is what makes it great."

by Jjjsixsix on Jun 7, 2007 7:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Especially since being DFA'ed

Gotta make that money somehow.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Jun 7, 2007 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

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