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DLD 6/6/07 - Happy Birthday MaEl!

I figure, I haven't done a birthday diary in months, so I might as well do the DLD on the day of our Favorite Unicorn's Birthday!

Star-divide

So TODAY is Mark Ellis's Birthday!

Chavey is trying to drum up some more votes for the All Star Game. So Get out there and VOTE!!

I Heart DiNardo!

And just cause it is Ellis's Birthday, and I think it is funny... HERE!!

Happy Birthday Ellis!!

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Happy Birthday, PaPaEl!
"San Jose A's of Fremont" validates the Halo's stoopid name

by ArakSOT on Jun 6, 2007 10:14 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

And tonight at the Coliseum ...

Danville's Evan O'Dorney, the 13-year-old who won the Scripps National Spelling Bee last week, will throw out today's first pitch.

He will then promptly surrender his lunch money to the bat boys.  

The meaning of life is not so much 'found,' as it is 'made.' --Opus

by The Dogfather on Jun 6, 2007 10:16 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

that kid was soooooo nerdy and ackward

poor kid, he probably gets beat up by kindergartners

Signatures? We don't need no stinking signatures.

by jubjub on Jun 6, 2007 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bet he could spell 'awkward' though.

:P

It's almost like winning twice when you beat the Angels." -- Milton Bradley

by Elvez on Jun 6, 2007 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He could even spell it 'drawkcab.'
The meaning of life is not so much 'found,' as it is 'made.' --Opus

by The Dogfather on Jun 6, 2007 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

dang!

I was too focused on the kindergartners!  Took my eye off the ball coach.  Will do better next time.

Signatures? We don't need no stinking signatures.

by jubjub on Jun 6, 2007 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You mean "kindergarteners?"
When the lights...go down...in the city...

by senork on Jun 6, 2007 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

nope, kindergartners

google results:

kindergartners - 1,090,000
kindergarteners - 490,000

I believe in the power of free markets and if a million sources say kindergartners, I'm going with them.  

Signatures? We don't need no stinking signatures.

by jubjub on Jun 7, 2007 4:55 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dictionary.com lists both as acceptable
But "kindergartner" is listed as the main spelling. Stupid Germans...
When the lights...go down...in the city...

by senork on Jun 9, 2007 1:48 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'd like to see him give

"Mientkiewicz" a shot.

The game represents... the checkered journey of life. - Milton Bradley

by mikeA on Jun 6, 2007 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

nah

Saltalamacchia

by Zonis on Jun 6, 2007 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Over/Under

on the distance that the ball bounces before the plate?

by braek462 on Jun 6, 2007 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

45 feet?
Signatures? We don't need no stinking signatures.

by jubjub on Jun 6, 2007 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm thinkin' ten feet, but it's tough to measure

Howsabout number of bounces?

And do you suppose he can spell: Eephus?

The meaning of life is not so much 'found,' as it is 'made.' --Opus

by The Dogfather on Jun 6, 2007 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Over/Under No. of Bounces

How does 3 sound?  If it fails to reach the plate the number of bounces will be considered to be infinity.

by braek462 on Jun 6, 2007 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

with those ears

he can cast magic spells on the ball and make it defy gravity

Signatures? We don't need no stinking signatures.

by jubjub on Jun 6, 2007 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Either you were teased as a child, or

you weren't teased enough.  Be nice to the poor kid.

Stat Wonk Futurist

by salb918 on Jun 6, 2007 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Okay, how's this?

The meaning of life is not so much 'found,' as it is 'made.' --Opus

by The Dogfather on Jun 6, 2007 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i do feel bad for him

with the obvious asberger and all..

Signatures? We don't need no stinking signatures.

by jubjub on Jun 6, 2007 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I feel more sorry

That he is home schooled by his mother.

"If I'm an 8 or a 5 on a scale of 1-10, what is Eric Chavez?"-Drunk guy. "A 15" his seat neighbor.

by mlleaimee on Jun 6, 2007 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

at least home schooled kids

don't get filled up with BS public school brainwashing.  They get filled up with their parents' BS brainwashing.

Anyway, don't disrespect the youngster.  He may be our general manager someday.

"Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching."- former A's pitcher Satchel Paige

by The Pilots Dared Me To Die on Jun 6, 2007 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That kid had to eat ass burgers for lunch?

As bad as school cafeteria food is, I guess home scooling ain't all it's cracked up to be.

"AN: We breathe through our noses." -mikeA

by McFood on Jun 6, 2007 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is that the Angus burger Jack in the Box...

has been making fun of?

"AN: We breathe through our noses." -mikeA

by McFood on Jun 6, 2007 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Comon now

I'm sure if one of us was picked to enunciate the first world of the spelling bee all the kids on the spelling bee blogs would be ripping on which ever one of us it was about how we're not home schooled, "good looking", and how we had to take our lunch to school in a paper bag while theirs gets made fresh everyday.

by braek462 on Jun 6, 2007 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

First, I doubt that's true.

Even if it is, it doesn't make it right.

While getting teased is part of the essential childhood experience, I think taking shots at a kid who worked pretty hard to acheive something is pretty lame.

Stat Wonk Futurist

by salb918 on Jun 6, 2007 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Okay, I choose salb for my softball team.
The meaning of life is not so much 'found,' as it is 'made.' --Opus

by The Dogfather on Jun 6, 2007 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'll fight you for him.

Uh... you're still on crutches, right?

"Cycle, whoo hoo! A thing of stochastic beauty, random and meaningless and fun." ~ FSU, 6/4/07

by Poppy on Jun 6, 2007 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nope! Fully bi-pedal, except for that pesky ...

... knuckle-dragging.  

I DO, however, have five months left on my shortbus parking permit.  Wanna be my friend NOW?

/resticks out tongue at Poppy

The meaning of life is not so much 'found,' as it is 'made.' --Opus

by The Dogfather on Jun 6, 2007 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sure, I'll be your friend!

Can I have $10?

"Cycle, whoo hoo! A thing of stochastic beauty, random and meaningless and fun." ~ FSU, 6/4/07

by Poppy on Jun 6, 2007 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sure, Gordon.
The meaning of life is not so much 'found,' as it is 'made.' --Opus

by The Dogfather on Jun 6, 2007 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cripple fight!

"...but we're also always open to hearing about other sandwiches if it can make our lunch better." -- Nico, channeling Billy Beane

by iglew on Jun 6, 2007 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yuo are now officailly in truoble w/ salb.
The meaning of life is not so much 'found,' as it is 'made.' --Opus

by The Dogfather on Jun 6, 2007 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think that's funny.

Yuo is perfectly safe from my wrath.

Stat Wonk Futurist

by salb918 on Jun 6, 2007 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice wrath.

< /Principal Skinner >

But, you know, if anybody wants to believe that they are the descendants of a primate, they are certainly welcome to do it. @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jun 6, 2007 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You shoulda seen me yesterday.

Infield single, advanced to second on error, thrown out at third on fielder's choice.  Also, a ground out.  

Stat Wonk Futurist

by salb918 on Jun 6, 2007 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

did your grounder move the runner over?

it did...

Attaboy, Kendall... I mean Salb...

"Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching."- former A's pitcher Satchel Paige

by The Pilots Dared Me To Die on Jun 6, 2007 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

Actually, it did.  Runners went from first and second to second and third.

Stat Wonk Futurist

by salb918 on Jun 6, 2007 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

just don't choose him for your spelling team

i before e except after c, sal.

But, you know, if anybody wants to believe that they are the descendants of a primate, they are certainly welcome to do it. @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jun 6, 2007 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It IS after c!

Okay, there's an h in between... but it's after c!  ;)

(I lost a 3rd grade spelling bee on "mischievous" -- which the teacher actually pronounced as "mischeevious", but that didn't trip me up, the order of i and e did... boooo...)

"Cycle, whoo hoo! A thing of stochastic beauty, random and meaningless and fun." ~ FSU, 6/4/07

by Poppy on Jun 6, 2007 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The only thing worse than saying "mischeevious"

is saying that you could care less. Or irregardless.

He's not going to try to kill you, I'm just going to try to doink you. -Rex Hudler

by JediLeroy on Jun 6, 2007 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Here's a whole nother thing that's worse.
"Cycle, whoo hoo! A thing of stochastic beauty, random and meaningless and fun." ~ FSU, 6/4/07

by Poppy on Jun 6, 2007 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's worser on Valentimes Day, but bolth are bad.
"AN: We breathe through our noses." -mikeA

by McFood on Jun 6, 2007 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It might could be bad
Actually, no. It used to could.
He's not going to try to kill you, I'm just going to try to doink you. -Rex Hudler

by JediLeroy on Jun 6, 2007 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you should look in the meer
But, you know, if anybody wants to believe that they are the descendants of a primate, they are certainly welcome to do it. @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jun 6, 2007 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hey...

can I axe you a queshin?

"Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching."- former A's pitcher Satchel Paige

by The Pilots Dared Me To Die on Jun 6, 2007 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, go wax your mother, she's in the bitroom.
"AN: We breathe through our noses." -mikeA

by McFood on Jun 6, 2007 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

'long as it has nothing to do with pellows
or melk
He's not going to try to kill you, I'm just going to try to doink you. -Rex Hudler

by JediLeroy on Jun 6, 2007 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow!

My wife and I have a long-standing argument. I say people who say "pellow" and "melk" are batshit insane; she says "pellow" and "melk."  My spelling bee friend (referenced earlier in this thread) also says "pellow" and "melk."  Can you back me up that both my wife and best friend are batshit insane?

Stat Wonk Futurist

by salb918 on Jun 6, 2007 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

she ain't as batshit insane as Mrs Monkeyball

... that is, unless Mrs salb918 "is a Sox fan" too.

But, you know, if anybody wants to believe that they are the descendants of a primate, they are certainly welcome to do it. @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jun 6, 2007 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not batshit insane, just a regional accent

"el" for "il" is a fairly common pattern in some American/English accents. It's most strongly associated with the upper Ohio Valley (eg, Pittsburgh, Cincinnati) and western New York state. In England it's a West Midlands trait. I'm sure there's some sort of demographic logic to the distribution, but those things often get muddled. I think there are pockets of "melk" speakers in the upper Midwest (eg, Wisconsin) as well.

I used to know a wonderful website that mapped the incidence of scores of pronunciation issues, but years ago I lost the URL and I'm not sure it's even still up anymore.  :-(

By the way, "ax" for "ask" has a long long heritage. You can find it in Chaucer. "Ax" is probably the older variant, closer to the original Saxon word.

"...but we're also always open to hearing about other sandwiches if it can make our lunch better." -- Nico, channeling Billy Beane

by iglew on Jun 6, 2007 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dialect survey

I don't know if this is the site you mean, but it's got some pretty fascinating results about regional variations in pronunciation, usage, vocab. It's interesting how much has survived even after a couple generations of homogenization caused by radio, tv, and generally increased mobility.

FWIW, I grew up in the region you mention (western NY state), and "melk" is pretty close to how I pronounced "milk," but I don't remember ever hearing "pellow" for "pillow."

The emperor's new game-calling.

by andeux on Jun 6, 2007 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

new york state
melky?
A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Jun 6, 2007 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

and the award

for most disturbing survey question goes to:
http://cfprod01.imt.uwm.edu/Dept/FLL...

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Jun 6, 2007 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My personal favorite
  1.  realtor (a real estate agent)

    a. 2 syllables ("reel-ter") (44.21%)
    b. 3 syllables (real[]tor, in other words "reel-uh-ter") (32.21%)
    c. 3 syllables (ree-l-ter) (19.70%)
    d. I don't use this word; I use "estate agent" (1.09%)
    e. other (2.79%)

He's not going to try to kill you, I'm just going to try to doink you. -Rex Hudler

by JediLeroy on Jun 6, 2007 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes, that's it!

Cool, thanks!

No "melk" in the survey though....

"...but we're also always open to hearing about other sandwiches if it can make our lunch better." -- Nico, channeling Billy Beane

by iglew on Jun 7, 2007 2:08 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm from the Central Valley

And there is something called a Tulare Twang where there are a lot of e i reversals.  Tularians may be batshit insane because of the chemicals.

"If I'm an 8 or a 5 on a scale of 1-10, what is Eric Chavez?"-Drunk guy. "A 15" his seat neighbor.

by mlleaimee on Jun 6, 2007 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What's she do with clothes, when they're dirty?

Does she...


...warsh 'em?

 

The meaning of life is not so much 'found,' as it is 'made.' --Opus

by The Dogfather on Jun 6, 2007 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's a Bay Area one, right...

My grandmother from Morgan Hill and aunt from Oakland used "warsh..."

They also called almonds "ahminds"

"Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching."- former A's pitcher Satchel Paige

by The Pilots Dared Me To Die on Jun 6, 2007 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My dad's from Kansas

and he warshes everything, even Warshington DC

"Don't be an ass!" --Bill King

by batgirl on Jun 7, 2007 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

At my middle school,

I came in second place to the same girl three years in a row in the spelling bee.  (We're actually best buddies, but she'll still tease me about that damn spelling bee.)

Stat Wonk Futurist

by salb918 on Jun 6, 2007 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you should have thrown lye in her face
Signatures? We don't need no stinking signatures.

by jubjub on Jun 6, 2007 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

QOTM, inappropriate but funny division
But, you know, if anybody wants to believe that they are the descendants of a primate, they are certainly welcome to do it. @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jun 6, 2007 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

QOTM

"While getting teased is part of the essential childhood experience, I think taking shots at a kid who worked pretty hard to acheive something is pretty lame."

I know QOTM is reserved for funnies, but that was awesome.

by Eric in Atlanta on Jun 6, 2007 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We're only teasing him now because it'll be ...

... harder to do when we all work for him.  

The meaning of life is not so much 'found,' as it is 'made.' --Opus

by The Dogfather on Jun 6, 2007 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

< new AN steps on Sal's toes >
But, you know, if anybody wants to believe that they are the descendants of a primate, they are certainly welcome to do it. @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jun 6, 2007 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I told y'all

the kid woud be the GM someday.

"Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching."- former A's pitcher Satchel Paige

by The Pilots Dared Me To Die on Jun 6, 2007 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He still won't

be able to get the ball to home on a fly.

by braek462 on Jun 6, 2007 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not taking shots at his spelling abilities

just his first pitch throwing abilities.

by braek462 on Jun 6, 2007 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, I forgot!

You beat me fourth/fifth grade, didn't you!  I remember the word I lost on: it was "engineer."  Oh man, I had totally forgotten about that.

Stat Wonk Futurist

by salb918 on Jun 6, 2007 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey that kid looks like

The Giants new wunderkind, Lincicum.  And Jay Marshall looks like Lincicum's slightly older brother.

"If I'm an 8 or a 5 on a scale of 1-10, what is Eric Chavez?"-Drunk guy. "A 15" his seat neighbor.

by mlleaimee on Jun 6, 2007 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And they all look older than Huston Street
"AN: We breathe through our noses." -mikeA

by McFood on Jun 6, 2007 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

and their teeth are less shiny
But, you know, if anybody wants to believe that they are the descendants of a primate, they are certainly welcome to do it. @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jun 6, 2007 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

and they've looked less closely

into the way 5A Rent-A-Space does business.

by green star oakland on Jun 6, 2007 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL
"AN: We breathe through our noses." -mikeA

by McFood on Jun 6, 2007 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Speller's first pitch alert:

Just saw the replay on the Channel 2 news:  the kid's throw just short-hopped Swisher the catcher, almost made it on the fly.  Swish didn't even have to get out of his crouch.  His form wasn't so hot, but the results were good.

Said Swish:  "He's 13 years old and he's probably twice as smart as me already."

Watt Funk Staturist

by FreeSeatUpgrade on Jun 6, 2007 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

As my friend remarked to me at the game:

He definitely didn't play Little League.

He threw from the grass in front of the mound, and bounced the ball in front of home plate.

When the lights...go down...in the city...

by senork on Jun 6, 2007 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damn

I took the over.

by braek462 on Jun 7, 2007 7:17 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would have taken it, too ...

... but then I saw the kid juggle four balls behind home plate.  I do think if he'd have been on the mound, then three would have been the right number.  Who wins then?  

Oh, and salb, you'll be relieved and gratified to know that he got a great ovation from the crowd.  

He also showed considerably more emotional maturity under pressure than did big papi.  CWanA!

The meaning of life is not so much 'found,' as it is 'made.' --Opus

by The Dogfather on Jun 7, 2007 7:37 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

how perfect!

there was a  great article about MaEl today in the contra costa times!

"If you like baseball, if you know baseball, how can you not be crazy about Elly?" Red Sox manager Terry Francona said Tuesday. "I wanted to hit him over the forehead with a bat (Monday), but no really, Elly is everything that's right about this game."

"Here's the best way to describe Elly," A's general manager Billy Beane said. "As a GM, you go through the ups and downs through a season, and it's a constant roller coaster. But he's probably one of about three or four guys I've ever had who has never disappointed."

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ELLY!!! =D

by gotgreen on Jun 6, 2007 10:16 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sigh.

Happy birthday, MaEl! Love YOU!

"Kots went yard. With a pink bat. Stud."

by Jennifer on Jun 6, 2007 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Aaaaaaww!!!

"All I really cared about doing was getting home so I could stare at the baby."

"Cycle, whoo hoo! A thing of stochastic beauty, random and meaningless and fun." ~ FSU, 6/4/07

by Poppy on Jun 6, 2007 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oooh,

Sara should set up the cradle just behind home plate when he comes up to bat.

The game represents... the checkered journey of life. - Milton Bradley

by mikeA on Jun 6, 2007 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's what Mrs Byrnes & Tejada should have done
But, you know, if anybody wants to believe that they are the descendants of a primate, they are certainly welcome to do it. @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jun 6, 2007 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Uhhh,

Byrnesie Jr. would be dead now.

The game represents... the checkered journey of life. - Milton Bradley

by mikeA on Jun 6, 2007 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't do that!

just ask Steve Yeager

by Zonis on Jun 6, 2007 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

JT Snow would save him!
"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Jun 6, 2007 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Aw!

He should stop. Like, right now.

"Kots went yard. With a pink bat. Stud."

by Jennifer on Jun 6, 2007 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like baseball, I know baseball, I've played...

baseball, and you, Mark Ellis, are no baseball.

"AN: We breathe through our noses." -mikeA

by McFood on Jun 6, 2007 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So I was at the game with my dad...

and some guy sang the national anthem, at which point my dad opined that it was the "worst he'd ever heard" ( I thought it was fine). Skip ahead a few innings, and the anthem-singer came to the front of our section and started pointing and gesturing in our direction. Then, an 8-year-old girl sitting directly behind us shouted "You were great, daddy!"

The game represents... the checkered journey of life. - Milton Bradley

by mikeA on Jun 6, 2007 10:20 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Christ, what an asshole.
"Kots went yard. With a pink bat. Stud."

by Jennifer on Jun 6, 2007 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Acorn. Tree. Fall far from. Not.
"AN: We breathe through our noses." -mikeA

by McFood on Jun 6, 2007 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Like Yoda speak you
"...but we're also always open to hearing about other sandwiches if it can make our lunch better." -- Nico, channeling Billy Beane

by iglew on Jun 6, 2007 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

didn't realize he only got to since because

it was the kid's dying wish?  bet you feel bad now...

Signatures? We don't need no stinking signatures.

by jubjub on Jun 6, 2007 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I've decided to just be really nice to everyone

from now on.

The game represents... the checkered journey of life. - Milton Bradley

by mikeA on Jun 6, 2007 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Screw you.

Being nice will get you no points.

"Cycle, whoo hoo! A thing of stochastic beauty, random and meaningless and fun." ~ FSU, 6/4/07

by Poppy on Jun 6, 2007 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pssst

ask him for $10, quick.

The emperor's new game-calling.

by andeux on Jun 6, 2007 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

...and the ho-o-o-me...of theee...A's!!
The meaning of life is not so much 'found,' as it is 'made.' --Opus

by The Dogfather on Jun 6, 2007 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Along those same lines, sorta...

I have been to 2 games recently where the people sitting next to me did not stand during the anthem. I thought is was odd at first, but then I realized they have their right to quietly protest something like the anthem.

Then about a week later, same seats, different people, did the same thing!! Is there a new trend going on that I am not aware of?

And honestly, I find it a little rude, personally. But I guess as long as they are quiet and not making a scene about it, then they can do what they want... I just think it is a little strange.

"I'm already in Barry's head! He doesn't want to play against ME!" - Kotsay on facing Zito, Fan Fest 2007

by BobbyCrosbysGirl on Jun 6, 2007 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe there's glue in those seats?
"Cycle, whoo hoo! A thing of stochastic beauty, random and meaningless and fun." ~ FSU, 6/4/07

by Poppy on Jun 6, 2007 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL, seriously. People are looking at me.
"AN: We breathe through our noses." -mikeA

by McFood on Jun 6, 2007 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's not because you're laughing out loud.
"Cycle, whoo hoo! A thing of stochastic beauty, random and meaningless and fun." ~ FSU, 6/4/07

by Poppy on Jun 6, 2007 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

<removes colendar duct taped to head>

They're still looking.

"AN: We breathe through our noses." -mikeA

by McFood on Jun 6, 2007 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's where Chavy's family sits.

They are un-American.... That's where Chavy gets it.

"Kots went yard. With a pink bat. Stud."

by Jennifer on Jun 6, 2007 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OH SNAP!
"AN: We breathe through our noses." -mikeA

by McFood on Jun 6, 2007 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

no, no, no

Chavvy's family refuses to stand for the Mexican anthem.

But, you know, if anybody wants to believe that they are the descendants of a primate, they are certainly welcome to do it. @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jun 6, 2007 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I sometimes don't stand during the anthem.

the people around me will give me dirty looks and I say "I'm Canadian!" and they're like "oh, okay" haha. so really, don't think they're rude! I know when I don't, I'm not doing it to be rude, I promise. :)

"You can't say enough good things about Mark Ellis." - Bob Geren

by Christine on Jun 6, 2007 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would only find them truly rude if

They were talking or being annoying and disrespectful. As long as you are quiet, I can't fault you for not wanting to stand.

"I'm already in Barry's head! He doesn't want to play against ME!" - Kotsay on facing Zito, Fan Fest 2007

by BobbyCrosbysGirl on Jun 6, 2007 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

thanks.

I really don't mean it to be disrespectful and I do stand probably 90% of the time.

"You can't say enough good things about Mark Ellis." - Bob Geren

by Christine on Jun 6, 2007 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Should non-American rise?

Would you rise for the Canadian Anthem @ Toronto?

I would out of respect, but I would not judge someone badly if they did not.

by MobiusKlein on Jun 6, 2007 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who could sit for the Canadian anthem?

its awesome!

That's what grown men do, This ain't my first rodeo. ...

by OAKobsession on Jun 6, 2007 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Canada...

is the greatest nation this world has ever known...

...except for Quebec.

"Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching."- former A's pitcher Satchel Paige

by The Pilots Dared Me To Die on Jun 6, 2007 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

interpret that however you want...

'cause I have a love/hate relationship with Quebec.

She didn't return my calls after our second date, but then she showed up at my house a month later and jumped my bones in the front hallway, then punched me in the teeth and ate all my pop tarts.

"Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching."- former A's pitcher Satchel Paige

by The Pilots Dared Me To Die on Jun 6, 2007 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Too bad that's too long for a sig line.
"AN: We breathe through our noses." -mikeA

by McFood on Jun 6, 2007 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I not only rise but I sing along loudly and badly

I love Canada's national anthem so much I almost know the words. I've never been outsung by a Canadian within earshot(professional anthem singer excepted), they're too nice to sing it like I do.

"AN: We breathe through our noses." -mikeA

by McFood on Jun 6, 2007 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I plan to move to Canada for the anthem.
"Cycle, whoo hoo! A thing of stochastic beauty, random and meaningless and fun." ~ FSU, 6/4/07

by Poppy on Jun 6, 2007 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Give Vancouver a kick in the crotch for me...

when you get there.

"AN: We breathe through our noses." -mikeA

by McFood on Jun 6, 2007 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So do you sing

"True patriot love in all thy sons command", or the more-inclusive revision "True patriot love in all of us command"?

I Want Jack Cust Bobblehead Day!

by Englishmajor on Jun 6, 2007 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's a part I just hum over,

but when it gets to the "glorious and free, OH! Canada, we stand on guard for thee" I'm belting it out like a speeding piano full of cats having a head-on collision with a big rig loaded with atomic bombs!

"AN: We breathe through our noses." -mikeA

by McFood on Jun 6, 2007 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL!
There's no crying in baseball!

by gigglingone on Jun 6, 2007 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

the only reason i know the Canadian anthem

is from going to so many A's games as a kid....see, baseball is highly educational....

I sing the Canadian anthem more often than the american anthem...

There's no crying in baseball!

by gigglingone on Jun 6, 2007 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't have a problem with people sitting

it's their choice to be disrespectful. How would it look for everyone to be standing during our national anthem and then sit when the Canadian anthem is played when the Blue Jays are in town? It's a respect thing.

Now the one thing I do have a problem with is when everyone inside the West Side Club stopped what they were doing when the anthem was played. First, it started with a few, and then everyone followed. People, we are not on a military installation where that is done.

I think religion is a neurological disorder that prevents people from thinking on their own.--B. Maher

by sf drift king on Jun 6, 2007 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

the concession stands too

All of the employees of the concession stands have been told to stop selling during the national anthem. Now, I understand if you are sitting in your seats and can hear the music, but dude, when I'm buying my beer, and can't even tell that the song is playing or where the flag is, give me my beer!! (On the plus side, it allows the foam to go down while they wait, and then they pour more beer....)  :)

There's no crying in baseball!

by gigglingone on Jun 6, 2007 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

true patriots

will vote for Beer in the 2008 election.

"Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching."- former A's pitcher Satchel Paige

by The Pilots Dared Me To Die on Jun 6, 2007 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Olney hearts Haren

It was evident that he was embracing the challenge of replacing what Zito had meant to the Oakland staff.

He has more than met the challenge, so far, leading the AL in ERA (1.70), ranking third in the majors in innings (90), and is tied for first in the majors with Jake Peavy in quality start percentage (0.92). Opponents are hitting .178 against him.

Also mentions Harden could be the closer on his path back.

An ace is born (pay)

Signatures? We don't need no stinking signatures.

by jubjub on Jun 6, 2007 10:26 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Olney is such a girl.

He makes ArakSOT look like Arnold Schwartzenwhatcamefisrtthechickenerortheegger.

"AN: We breathe through our noses." -mikeA

by McFood on Jun 6, 2007 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Story #2:

I saw two (2) cute girls wearing AN hoodies consorting with apparent Sox fans. It was an appalling spectacle that I will not soon forget.

The game represents... the checkered journey of life. - Milton Bradley

by mikeA on Jun 6, 2007 10:29 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

embarassing/appalling corollary

Mrs Monkeyball is a ... Sox fan.

But, you know, if anybody wants to believe that they are the descendants of a primate, they are certainly welcome to do it. @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jun 6, 2007 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ah-HAH!
"San Jose A's of Fremont" validates the Halo's stoopid name

by ArakSOT on Jun 6, 2007 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Geahhh!

The meaning of life is not so much 'found,' as it is 'made.' --Opus

by The Dogfather on Jun 6, 2007 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's one of your wacky puns, right?
The game represents... the checkered journey of life. - Milton Bradley

by mikeA on Jun 6, 2007 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, it's gotta be a euphemism.

Mrs. Monkeyball "is a Sox fan."

"Cycle, whoo hoo! A thing of stochastic beauty, random and meaningless and fun." ~ FSU, 6/4/07

by Poppy on Jun 6, 2007 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

< adds to AN euphemism dictionary >

"Erecting seats above the Green Monster"

But, you know, if anybody wants to believe that they are the descendants of a primate, they are certainly welcome to do it. @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jun 6, 2007 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Reading between the lines between the lines...

Mrs. Monkeyball is (a puppet constructed from a pair of old) SOX (and a paper mache) fan.

"AN: We breathe through our noses." -mikeA

by McFood on Jun 6, 2007 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was

already established over a year ago.

The emperor's new game-calling.

by andeux on Jun 6, 2007 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

<throws lye in own eyes>
"AN: We breathe through our noses." -mikeA

by McFood on Jun 6, 2007 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

who you gonna believe ...

... me, or your lye in eyes?

But, you know, if anybody wants to believe that they are the descendants of a primate, they are certainly welcome to do it. @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jun 6, 2007 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, well not to incite Nico but word is ...

... you're on the lam(b):  Rare Monkey Stolen From Zoo in Brazil

The meaning of life is not so much 'found,' as it is 'made.' --Opus

by The Dogfather on Jun 6, 2007 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hmmm

Workers arriving at the zoo Tuesday morning noticed the male pied tamarin was missing, and found a wrench and a coat left behind in its cage.

Just as i suspected: monkeywrenching!

The emperor's new game-calling.

by andeux on Jun 6, 2007 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Englishmajor apparently likes tamarin sauce
But, you know, if anybody wants to believe that they are the descendants of a primate, they are certainly welcome to do it. @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jun 6, 2007 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh that's just atrocious

(wish I'd thought of it).

Watt Funk Staturist

by FreeSeatUpgrade on Jun 6, 2007 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They say she's a regular Sox machine!

The meaning of life is not so much 'found,' as it is 'made.' --Opus

by The Dogfather on Jun 6, 2007 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I only wish that it were
But, you know, if anybody wants to believe that they are the descendants of a primate, they are certainly welcome to do it. @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jun 6, 2007 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

mrs monkeyball shouldn't be bearing

the monkeyball name.

Stat Wonk Futurist

by salb918 on Jun 6, 2007 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

true, quasi-redemptive anecdote

Mrs Monkeyball at least has the good grace to concede that Curt Schilling is a grade-A Angus burger. She's also not a huge baseball fan, per se, and occasionally blanks on individual player names.

So, the other night, she turns to me and inquires, "What's the name of that asshole on the Red Sox?"

My (smirking) response: "Which one?"

For my pains, I got a steely glare in return. There was no erecting of seats on the Green Monster that night ...

But, you know, if anybody wants to believe that they are the descendants of a primate, they are certainly welcome to do it. @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jun 6, 2007 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is that the same Green Monster

that doth mock the meat it feeds on?

"...but we're also always open to hearing about other sandwiches if it can make our lunch better." -- Nico, channeling Billy Beane

by iglew on Jun 6, 2007 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Today's pregame party spread...

"Cycle, whoo hoo! A thing of stochastic beauty, random and meaningless and fun." ~ FSU, 6/4/07

by Poppy on Jun 6, 2007 10:48 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

(plucks eyes from sockets)
Larry Davis's sigline: Fat Wank Suturist ~monkeyball

by LAXile on Jun 6, 2007 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh god no....

Thundercats, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~

by Zonis on Jun 6, 2007 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

dude...

don't we have an outfielder named Snarf on the disabled list...

or am I thinking of an obscure cartoon show where the characters exhortation is "Snelling..."?

"Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching."- former A's pitcher Satchel Paige

by The Pilots Dared Me To Die on Jun 6, 2007 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

can't be any worse than transformers

we've really run out of movie ideas

Signatures? We don't need no stinking signatures.

by jubjub on Jun 6, 2007 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know what let's do

let's re-make a bunch of old ones

"San Jose A's of Fremont" validates the Halo's stoopid name

by ArakSOT on Jun 6, 2007 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We could always do a sequel of an existing movie

Armageddon 2: Armageddon

He's not going to try to kill you, I'm just going to try to doink you. -Rex Hudler

by JediLeroy on Jun 6, 2007 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Armageddon 2: Deep Impact
Signatures? We don't need no stinking signatures.

by jubjub on Jun 6, 2007 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LMAO
"Cycle, whoo hoo! A thing of stochastic beauty, random and meaningless and fun." ~ FSU, 6/4/07

by Poppy on Jun 6, 2007 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WHAT??!?!
Optimus Prime is the shiz-nit!   Perhaps the Shia LeBouf kid isn't the best choice but...robots kicking @$$    

SWEET!!

I'm a little skeptical about Ed Norton playing the Hulk.....just can't picture it yet.

If we don't talk to strangers, how would any of us make friends?!

by griffisgurl on Jun 7, 2007 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm buying that

i've started my collection of Starwars Potato heads...awaiting the arrival of Artoo Potatoo (R2D2)

debating on Spiderman potato head....but an Optimus Prime one... SWEET JESUS!!

If we don't talk to strangers, how would any of us make friends?!

by griffisgurl on Jun 7, 2007 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm not sure how this won't

be the greatest film ever made.

Stat Wonk Futurist

by salb918 on Jun 6, 2007 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

how is Thundercats different

from Cats - the musical?  more swords?  

Signatures? We don't need no stinking signatures.

by jubjub on Jun 6, 2007 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

More thunder.

Duh.

The emperor's new game-calling.

by andeux on Jun 6, 2007 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

judging from that pic

less orgies

Signatures? We don't need no stinking signatures.

by jubjub on Jun 6, 2007 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'll wait for Thundercatxxx
"AN: We breathe through our noses." -mikeA

by McFood on Jun 6, 2007 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah...

"less orgies" is never good.

"Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching."- former A's pitcher Satchel Paige

by The Pilots Dared Me To Die on Jun 6, 2007 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is ArakSOT in it?
"Cycle, whoo hoo! A thing of stochastic beauty, random and meaningless and fun." ~ FSU, 6/4/07

by Poppy on Jun 6, 2007 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

nope

too much Thunder

"San Jose A's of Fremont" validates the Halo's stoopid name

by ArakSOT on Jun 6, 2007 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hey that reminds me

Blundercats
the animation is changed, but the bloopers are real.

death to myspace!

by malikot on Jun 6, 2007 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Speaking of which

anyone heard any new updates on the Enders Game/Enders Shadow movie?

by Zonis on Jun 6, 2007 11:47 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

yikes

I can't imagine it would close to as good as the books. Save Ender!!

by Bubba on Jun 6, 2007 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Choice comment from

Sox SBNation game thread:
We should not be shut out by the amateurs.

And yet...

Stat Wonk Futurist

by salb918 on Jun 6, 2007 12:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

that's what the A stands for I guess
Signatures? We don't need no stinking signatures.

by jubjub on Jun 6, 2007 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not just Amateurs ...

Amatethletics!

The meaning of life is not so much 'found,' as it is 'made.' --Opus

by The Dogfather on Jun 6, 2007 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that Ortiz

always with the double play ball

"San Jose A's of Fremont" validates the Halo's stoopid name

by ArakSOT on Jun 6, 2007 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rocking A's gear today?

I sure am.

Stat Wonk Futurist

by salb918 on Jun 6, 2007 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

aren't like 1/2 the people at the tute

from NoCal anyways?  
btw - i'm moving back in July - should get together for the september series

Signatures? We don't need no stinking signatures.

by jubjub on Jun 6, 2007 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Definitely.

Meet me on the labor floor at the hospital.  (salb918 jr will either be on the verge of arriving, in the process of arriving, or teaching me about poop during the September series.)

Stat Wonk Futurist

by salb918 on Jun 6, 2007 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought

monkeyball already taught you about poop.

The emperor's new game-calling.

by andeux on Jun 6, 2007 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes

returning to the land of the rising snow for work after being in DC for a year.  

And rents have gone up considerably - boo.

Signatures? We don't need no stinking signatures.

by jubjub on Jun 6, 2007 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you bet

not getting a lot of reaction, though

does anybody else have a winning record against these guys?

"San Jose A's of Fremont" validates the Halo's stoopid name

by ArakSOT on Jun 6, 2007 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

bwaha!

Shut out

GODDAMN IT! This is ridiculous. The freakin' A's?

New team nickname:  The Freakin' A's

"Cycle, whoo hoo! A thing of stochastic beauty, random and meaningless and fun." ~ FSU, 6/4/07

by Poppy on Jun 6, 2007 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Freakin' A!
The meaning of life is not so much 'found,' as it is 'made.' --Opus

by The Dogfather on Jun 6, 2007 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The freakin A's hurt my freakin ears!
Signatures? We don't need no stinking signatures.

by jubjub on Jun 6, 2007 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm sure somebody here said the same thing ..

when we lost how many to KC?  3 of 4, at home?

It is pretty funny tho - shutting out Boston while giving up 7 walks.  Would not have predicted that.

by MobiusKlein on Jun 6, 2007 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Freakin' A's

of Freakin'mont

by braek462 on Jun 6, 2007 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

where's Freakin'SeatUpgrade?
But, you know, if anybody wants to believe that they are the descendants of a primate, they are certainly welcome to do it. @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jun 6, 2007 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm in discussions with Wolffish

for a licensing deal between them and my Upgrade Enterprises LLC for the seat enhancement idea they tried to steal from me.  Of course, mine didn't involve official permission, fees, and smart kiosks and cellphones, but still.

Watt Funk Staturist

by FreeSeatUpgrade on Jun 6, 2007 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just a reminder, when I click on youtube links...

from work, I get a BIG, RED "STOP" sign, and a message that says: "You cannot access the following Web address: yaddayadda@blingbling.com", so screw all y'all.

"AN: We breathe through our noses." -mikeA

by McFood on Jun 6, 2007 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Your job sucks.
"Cycle, whoo hoo! A thing of stochastic beauty, random and meaningless and fun." ~ FSU, 6/4/07

by Poppy on Jun 7, 2007 7:47 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know their team sucks

but how can you not get along with Ron Washington?

Washington acknowledges "conflict" with first baseman Mark Teixeira. He admits to a rocky start to his relationship with catcher Gerald Laird. He speaks matter-of-factly about where the team stands, where he wants it to go and how he wants it to get there.

It may be one-and-done in Texas for our wash.

http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/6...

I think religion is a neurological disorder that prevents people from thinking on their own.--B. Maher

by sf drift king on Jun 6, 2007 12:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

that whole organization has problems

throughout the minor league system, the major league club, and the administration. Wash also inherited practicaly the entire coaching staff.

Complaints about Wash that I've found range from his positiveness to his changing up the lineup and also playing the bench players. Funny, Geren is getting complimented for doing those things.

Seems to me that if they want to blame the new manager for their lousy start it wouldnt' be the first time.

by OaklandSi on Jun 6, 2007 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

positiveness??

what are you basing this stuff on?  any actual facts?

fairly or unfairly, he has NOT been criticized for his "positiveness" in texas, quite the opposite:

The Rangers manager said Tuesday that he has had to learn to hold his tongue when distributing opinions – or at least to deliver those opinions with more tact.

Washington said the change in format has allowed the players to better relate to him. Now, instead of constantly carping or pushing for more, Washington said he is allowing the coaches to get the information through more gently.

"That was my intention from the beginning, but I got carried away," he said.

from the rosenthal article:
With the Rangers, he has been particularly hard on Laird, who is in his first season as a regular. The team's ace, right-hander Kevin Millwood, interceded during one especially tense moment, according to a source, telling Washington, "Gerald's trying. It's the pitchers' fault, too."

he has also been criticized for his game management.

is geren being complemented for fighting with his players?  making bad game decisions?  yeah, that is funny.

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Jun 6, 2007 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It all went sour

once spring training and the so-called honeymoon period ended. They were all high on him then, but now..

This all makes me wonder would these things be happening here if Wash were the manager instead of Geren?

I think religion is a neurological disorder that prevents people from thinking on their own.--B. Maher

by sf drift king on Jun 6, 2007 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

things never go sour in spring training

how many managers get in trouble in the spring?  just larussa because of the DUI.  
the cubs, orioles, rockies, yankees, etc. were all relatively happy with their managers back in march.

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Jun 6, 2007 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

the situations are different

Wash is new to the Rangers organization. Both he and Geren were in the A's organization for years.

There was also some coaching turnover for the A's, and Geren got some input on those hiring decisions. for Wash there was very little turnover.

The organizations, from the owner and GM to the major and minor league clubs, are very different. I would argue that the Texas organization has some serious problems that are really showing up this year in the MLB club.

I suspect that Wash would be doing better as the A's manager than he is presently in Texas, and that Geren would be doing worse as the Rangers' manager, than he is presently in Oakland.

by OaklandSi on Jun 6, 2007 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I agree
I think religion is a neurological disorder that prevents people from thinking on their own.--B. Maher

by sf drift king on Jun 6, 2007 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's true of every manager

managers aren't as important as players, it would be almost impossible to find a manager who would screw things up so badly that the a's would be worse than the rangers.

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Jun 6, 2007 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hmmm ...

... Wash has been really hard on his underperforming catcher?

Boy, could that have been entertaining had Beane promoted him.

But, you know, if anybody wants to believe that they are the descendants of a primate, they are certainly welcome to do it. @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jun 6, 2007 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

not so fast

He wants Laird to take charge of the pitching staff the way veteran catcher Jason Kendall does in Oakland.

maybe wash can convince the rangers to trade laird for kendall?

for wash being a non-moneyball guy, i find it interesting that the big problem he's having is with the lack of patience:

Washington wants his hitters to adopt a more patient, grinding approach, especially when trailing late in games.
In Washington's view, Teixeira and the Rangers' other hitters need to demonstrate more patience at critical junctures.  The Rangers rank fifth in the AL in pitches per plate appearance, but Washington laments their "swing-swing-swing" mentality.

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Jun 6, 2007 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We could always trade Melhuse

to the Rangers and promote Susuki.

I think religion is a neurological disorder that prevents people from thinking on their own.--B. Maher

by sf drift king on Jun 6, 2007 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

NOOOOO!
"If I'm an 8 or a 5 on a scale of 1-10, what is Eric Chavez?"-Drunk guy. "A 15" his seat neighbor.

by mlleaimee on Jun 6, 2007 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

agreed!

Suzuki needs more time in AAA and I don't even want to see him up here until August at the earliest.

Laird is an atrocious pitch caller and can't take charge and be the alpha male of a staff.

"Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching."- former A's pitcher Satchel Paige

by The Pilots Dared Me To Die on Jun 6, 2007 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can Beane trade

Witasick for Wash?

by braek462 on Jun 6, 2007 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Happy Birthday Mark!

Yesterday, I was driving home and decided to take Telegraph instead of Shattuck home (that and I wanted a Coke at Jack in the Crack) and drove past a resturant called Unicorn.  I knew we would win at that moment.  I just have to go by tonight now too!

"If I'm an 8 or a 5 on a scale of 1-10, what is Eric Chavez?"-Drunk guy. "A 15" his seat neighbor.

by mlleaimee on Jun 6, 2007 12:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It's a good restaurant too

Thumbs up on the crab in tamarind sauce.

I Want Jack Cust Bobblehead Day!

by Englishmajor on Jun 6, 2007 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'll have to try it out.

Anything named Unicorn can't be too bad.

"If I'm an 8 or a 5 on a scale of 1-10, what is Eric Chavez?"-Drunk guy. "A 15" his seat neighbor.

by mlleaimee on Jun 6, 2007 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

How's the unicorn steak in dragon sauce?

w/veggies & baby unicorn?

"AN: We breathe through our noses." -mikeA

by McFood on Jun 6, 2007 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tastes like bald eagle and puppies...

but more gamey.

It's almost like winning twice when you beat the Angels." -- Milton Bradley

by Elvez on Jun 6, 2007 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If I order the A's magazine now, will I get

all the issues that have been sent out this year, or will I only get the remaining ones?

"Very nice day in the Oakland A... Oakland A's? What's this stadium called again?" Nick Swisher on TWIB.

by larrysgurl on Jun 6, 2007 12:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Not for sure.

You can order online now, btw.

https://secure.mlb.com/oak/fan_forum...

I used to have a phone number.... let me look for it.

"Kots went yard. With a pink bat. Stud."

by Jennifer on Jun 6, 2007 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thank you! I will try those numbers.
"Very nice day in the Oakland A... Oakland A's? What's this stadium called again?" Nick Swisher on TWIB.

by larrysgurl on Jun 6, 2007 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

tomorrow's player appearances!

right after the day game vs. the bosox - Milton Bradley will sign autographs at Otaez Mexican Restaurant, located at 1619 Webster Street in Alameda.

6-7pm: Nick Swisher and Huston Street will sign autographs at Macy's in the Stoneridge Mall in Pleasanton.

link

by gotgreen on Jun 6, 2007 12:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

GAH!

Why do the players with arm/wrist/elbow issues always the ones with appearances? First Travis Buck, now Huston. Get Huston a body double or something!

"Kots went yard. With a pink bat. Stud."

by Jennifer on Jun 6, 2007 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, that was interesting.

I have about 400 Post-It notes on my board... none of them are labeled.

Address:

Athletics Magazine Subscription
P.O Box 2220
Oakland, CA 94621

Phone numbers:

(510)638-4900
(510)563-2209

(Don't really know where those go.)

You can also contact the editorial department at kkelly at oaklandathletics.com

"Kots went yard. With a pink bat. Stud."

by Jennifer on Jun 6, 2007 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

cool

thanks. I want to meet Milton Bradley. Anyone else going?

I think religion is a neurological disorder that prevents people from thinking on their own.--B. Maher

by sf drift king on Jun 6, 2007 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Doh

Heading up to Norcal this weekend for the interleague series in SF.  And I am staying in Pleasanton (cheap).  Damn, missed them by a couple days.

by easyraider on Jun 6, 2007 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, since it's his birthday

Here again is the picture from space of the barn on Mark Ellis' South Dakota farm:

Watt Funk Staturist

by FreeSeatUpgrade on Jun 6, 2007 12:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OT: Crazy Love

Blind to His Faults

Linda and Burt Pugach, just another bickering couple from Queens. Except for these unavoidable facts: Nearly 50 years ago, after Linda spurned him and became engaged to another man, a jury convicted Burt, a lawyer, of hiring a thug to throw lye in her face.

The attack blinded her and sent him to jail. When he got out 14 years later, Burt proposed again. Linda accepted.

Ahh - true love

Signatures? We don't need no stinking signatures.

by jubjub on Jun 6, 2007 12:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow.

"We're just like anyone else," Burt replies, taking his wife's hand and leading her to the limo.

"Is it a stretch?" Linda asks. She smiles again when her husband assures her that it is.

The limo ain't the only stretch...

"Cycle, whoo hoo! A thing of stochastic beauty, random and meaningless and fun." ~ FSU, 6/4/07

by Poppy on Jun 6, 2007 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

she was probably afraid of what he would do

if she rejected him again.

"Very nice day in the Oakland A... Oakland A's? What's this stadium called again?" Nick Swisher on TWIB.

by larrysgurl on Jun 6, 2007 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

at least they're beating the odds

Signatures? We don't need no stinking signatures.

by jubjub on Jun 6, 2007 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It was really a yugo

but she'll never know.

The emperor's new game-calling.

by andeux on Jun 6, 2007 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you and me both, brother
But, you know, if anybody wants to believe that they are the descendants of a primate, they are certainly welcome to do it. @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jun 6, 2007 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hermano?
Stat Wonk Futurist

by salb918 on Jun 6, 2007 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fratello! That's Italian for brother--

I have no idea how I know that; I took four years of Spanish in high school!

He's not going to try to kill you, I'm just going to try to doink you. -Rex Hudler

by JediLeroy on Jun 6, 2007 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ciao
Signatures? We don't need no stinking signatures.

by jubjub on Jun 6, 2007 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Como?
Oh, you're gonna be in a coma, all right.
He's not going to try to kill you, I'm just going to try to doink you. -Rex Hudler

by JediLeroy on Jun 6, 2007 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Boras vs. MLB on the draft

The Boras Factor

Coonelly provided to SI a list of 18 Boras-only clients who received bonuses between $1 million and $3 million from 1998 to 2003, above the "slot" figure that MLB strongly recommends to teams, and haven't yet returned much on the investment. "There isn't a correlation between overpaying and productivity," Coonelly says. "There is a fairly long track record of clients Scott represented who signed 'above slot' who haven't panned out."

Signatures? We don't need no stinking signatures.

by jubjub on Jun 6, 2007 1:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

oops

from that article:

Weaver got $4 million from Anaheim, which picked after Texas, then won his first nine starts in 2006 and helped Anaheim win the division.

Nothing wrong with Weaver (Jered, of course), but I don't think Anaheim won the division last year.

by colin on Jun 6, 2007 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah they did...

and then they beat the Twins and the Tigers and the Cardinals and won the world series.

Then they dissipated into flashes of light and impregnated all the trees in the rainforest to drop acorns of light all over Brazil.

Anyone got any more mushrooms?  These visuals are killer!

"Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching."- former A's pitcher Satchel Paige

by The Pilots Dared Me To Die on Jun 6, 2007 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Does anyone know

why my diary wasn't accepted? I kept getting in big red letters, "You must enter an Intro for your Diary Entry between 300 and 1150 characters long.".  

I had well over the 300 character minimum.

I think religion is a neurological disorder that prevents people from thinking on their own.--B. Maher

by sf drift king on Jun 6, 2007 1:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

and I noticed

zonis posted a DLD the other day with no intro and just pics and his was accepted.

I think religion is a neurological disorder that prevents people from thinking on their own.--B. Maher

by sf drift king on Jun 6, 2007 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Annoyingly

The character limit in the "Intro" field--300 minimum, 1150 maximum--counts the characters involved in any HTML coding you insert.  So if I want to insert a simple picture, and write <$IMG$SRC$="www.picturesaboutcatswhicharefunnierthantheyoughtobe.com/LOLcats/poppysfavekittylaughs.jpg"$> it counts it as 105 characters rather than one simple photo.

This caused me a lot of fruitless frustration in my Blue Moon DLD, since coding the bluemoon picture itself consumed so many characters that I had to move some of my intro text down into the diary body.

Watt Funk Staturist

by FreeSeatUpgrade on Jun 6, 2007 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You have to put some of it

in the lower field. It was probably over 1150 characters in the first field.

The game represents... the checkered journey of life. - Milton Bradley

by mikeA on Jun 6, 2007 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

did you say something bad about Urban?
Signatures? We don't need no stinking signatures.

by jubjub on Jun 6, 2007 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did you send Nico his goat?

'Cuz that usually works for me.  

The meaning of life is not so much 'found,' as it is 'made.' --Opus

by The Dogfather on Jun 6, 2007 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He certainly gets my goat
"...but we're also always open to hearing about other sandwiches if it can make our lunch better." -- Nico, channeling Billy Beane

by iglew on Jun 6, 2007 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hardware issue...

You need to replace the nut in front of the keyboard.

"AN: We breathe through our noses." -mikeA

by McFood on Jun 6, 2007 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Twins take the lead

5-4 in the 5th, after being 0-4 down and 0/9 at the plate after 3.

by green star oakland on Jun 6, 2007 2:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Go Nicky Punto!
Stat Wonk Futurist

by salb918 on Jun 6, 2007 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Legal requirement...

Mr. Punto, when referred to in writing using both his first and last name, must ALWAYS be referred to as "Little Nicky Punto". Violation of this law is punishable by a sentence of up to 3 years in Boston.

"AN: We breathe through our noses." -mikeA

by McFood on Jun 6, 2007 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LNP is the love child of

Adam Sandler and Darin Erstad (when he was "experimenting" in college).

by green star oakland on Jun 6, 2007 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

well...

if Darin Erstad "experimented" in college, that means we can say that Darin Erstad sucks!

"Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching."- former A's pitcher Satchel Paige

by The Pilots Dared Me To Die on Jun 6, 2007 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That ear-splitting screeching sound you heard...

was AN coming to grinding halt for the 2nd time in 2 days.

Let's not do that again, shall we?

"AN: We breathe through our noses." -mikeA

by McFood on Jun 6, 2007 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I agree

Nick Punto is super hot. ME -OWWw

"If I'm an 8 or a 5 on a scale of 1-10, what is Eric Chavez?"-Drunk guy. "A 15" his seat neighbor.

by mlleaimee on Jun 6, 2007 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kevin Slowey gets out of 1st and third, 1 out...

the kid is showing some gutsy. Just get it to Nathan dammit! Still 6-4 Twins.

Take my love, take my land/ Take me where I cannot stand/I don't care, I'm still free/You can't take the A's from me!

by OaktownRajah on Jun 6, 2007 2:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Kendrick homers...

damn that offense is good...

Take my love, take my land/ Take me where I cannot stand/I don't care, I'm still free/You can't take the A's from me!

by OaktownRajah on Jun 6, 2007 2:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Uh... McFood?

Do you want this damn bobblehead?

"Kots went yard. With a pink bat. Stud."

by Jennifer on Jun 6, 2007 2:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh shite. I can't acess that email from work

I'll respond tonight that yes, I do want it.

"AN: We breathe through our noses." -mikeA

by McFood on Jun 6, 2007 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Your job sucks.
"Cycle, whoo hoo! A thing of stochastic beauty, random and meaningless and fun." ~ FSU, 6/4/07

by Poppy on Jun 7, 2007 7:49 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You've established that.

You're becoming a bit of a stuck record.

Poppy, tired act.

"AN: We breathe through our noses." -mikeA

by McFood on Jun 7, 2007 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Anyone see the new A's commercial yesterday?

It showed a bunch of the walk offs.... awesome.

We all think we're much smarter than we really are...- Huston Street

by iloveoakland on Jun 6, 2007 2:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Thank you Garret Anderson :-)

Down by 1 with 2 outs in the 7th, a new pitcher has just walked his first batter on 5 pitches, so GA swings at the first offering (a 75mph breaking ball) and ends the inning.

by green star oakland on Jun 6, 2007 2:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

what a douche.
The game represents... the checkered journey of life. - Milton Bradley

by mikeA on Jun 6, 2007 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sit down napoli!

What a drama queen...

Take my love, take my land/ Take me where I cannot stand/I don't care, I'm still free/You can't take the A's from me!

by OaktownRajah on Jun 6, 2007 2:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Little man syndrome...

aka known as a Napoli complex.

"AN: We breathe through our noses." -mikeA

by McFood on Jun 6, 2007 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Alrite...

still 6-5 Min. Just 3 more non-Guerrero outs by Nathan and things are looking good for tonite...

Take my love, take my land/ Take me where I cannot stand/I don't care, I'm still free/You can't take the A's from me!

by OaktownRajah on Jun 6, 2007 3:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bartlett makes it 7-5 with his first HR!!`

Peachy!

Take my love, take my land/ Take me where I cannot stand/I don't care, I'm still free/You can't take the A's from me!

by OaktownRajah on Jun 6, 2007 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And the O's have put up a 5-spot

(so far) against the Mariners, taking a 5-4 lead and knocking out Washburn with 3 doubles and 3 singles in the top of the 5th.

by green star oakland on Jun 6, 2007 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

BPro mock drafts

Baseball Prospectus has a couple of different mock drafts up. Kevin Goldstein has us taking a college pitcher from across the bay:

The Athletics are eying a local player, University of San Francisco pitcher Aaron Poreda. While he’s somewhat raw for a college arm, six-foot-five lefties with mid-90s fastballs don’t exactly grow on trees. Poreda comes with some risk, but his ceiling looks higher than that of many pitchers taken ahead of him.

while Bryan Smith guesses it will be another college pitcher from further south:

Oakland Athletics: James Simmons, rhp, UC Riverside

The A’s are probably hoping Kyle Russell falls, given their long-standing association with Augie Garrido. If not, I think they stay in the college ranks and go with a pitcher, probably James Simmons or Brett Cecil. Simmons’ California pedigree and better second half makes the pick easy.

The emperor's new game-calling.

by andeux on Jun 6, 2007 3:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

And Jeff Passan has

Madison Bumgarner being a Dodger, which makes sense really.

by green star oakland on Jun 6, 2007 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Haren is going to be on KNBR any minute now

sometime between 3:30-3:45 pm Pacific time.

they just had Eric Byrnes on...the guy is a scream!

by OaklandSi on Jun 6, 2007 3:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

"Also, could you put your head in this guillotine

real quick to check if it's working right?"

Bud Selig asks Jason Giambi to help George Mitchell's investigation, while simultaneously deferring any decision to discipline Giambi for his "steroids" comments until later.

So, crafty detective Selig tells Giambi to shut up (vis PEDs and the press), then tells him to talk to Mitchell, then decides to wait to hear what Giambi tells Mitchell before meting out any discipline for past offenses JG might confess too.  Very clever, Inspector Clous...Selig.

Could Giambi be stupid enough to fall for this Roadrunner trap?  One hopes that no one's that stupid.

Watt Funk Staturist

by FreeSeatUpgrade on Jun 6, 2007 3:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I think that's a different kind of "help"

... i.e., the Elia Kazan kind of "helping the investigation."

But, you know, if anybody wants to believe that they are the descendants of a primate, they are certainly welcome to do it. @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jun 6, 2007 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

... that Selig's asking for, that is
But, you know, if anybody wants to believe that they are the descendants of a primate, they are certainly welcome to do it. @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jun 6, 2007 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Deeply confused

In the 9th inning of the Twins/Angels game how did Jason Bartlett hit a 1-run homer when he was the 4th batter in the inning - Redmond, Kubel & Punto preceeding him ? Either there were 3 outs by the time he came to the plate, or there was a runner on (or someone had already scored in the inning, but that tends to get noticed).

The online play-by-play simply misses out Kubel, but I'm pretty sure you're not allowed to do that ;-)

by green star oakland on Jun 6, 2007 3:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Confusion over

Cuddyer's 8th inning "flied out to center" has been changed to a double !

by green star oakland on Jun 6, 2007 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

gmail is broken

their algorithm thinks I might be interested in "Toby Keith Goes Acoustic on Second Holiday CD."

The game represents... the checkered journey of life. - Milton Bradley

by mikeA on Jun 6, 2007 4:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Toby rules...

Great in concert.

Bring back Hammer.

by OaktownPower on Jun 6, 2007 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

For mlleaimee re teachers' computers

Here's a link to the case I mentioned last week about the grotesque prosecution of a substitute teacher in Connecticut.  She's been granted a new trial, thank heavens, but was originally found guilty of felony "injury to a minor" charges because the computer in her class (used by many others, obviously, because she's a sub) spewed out pornographic images due to spyware which kids saw.  The spyware infection almost surely took root due to some other adult's doing, not the sub's.  While the school's internet filtering software was intentionally disabled by the school district.

Horrible Kafka-esque case; lots more info at boingboing.net.

Watt Funk Staturist

by FreeSeatUpgrade on Jun 6, 2007 4:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

We need a cat photo for this caption:
UR CHILDRENZ WILL GO KRAZEE IF THEY SEEZ NEKKED BODZ.
"AN: We breathe through our noses." -mikeA

by McFood on Jun 6, 2007 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

But watching Chuckie movies is okay.

"If I'm an 8 or a 5 on a scale of 1-10, what is Eric Chavez?"-Drunk guy. "A 15" his seat neighbor.

by mlleaimee on Jun 6, 2007 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I appreciate your sentiment

but it wasn't run-of-the-mill porn these kids saw, it was Nico's website.

The game represents... the checkered journey of life. - Milton Bradley

by mikeA on Jun 6, 2007 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks

In my district, there is only 3 people working for the computer department.  They basically told us that they don't have the time to check our computers, which may be a bunch of malarkey but whatever.  They just blocked out You Tube about a month ago.  And its a BIG district.  But knowledge is good.

"If I'm an 8 or a 5 on a scale of 1-10, what is Eric Chavez?"-Drunk guy. "A 15" his seat neighbor.

by mlleaimee on Jun 6, 2007 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hope you don't teach grammar....

there is only 3 people

There's no crying in baseball!

by gigglingone on Jun 6, 2007 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Preview for draftniks

Billy Owens of the A's front office, talking with Marty Lurie, just said they're looking at college guys for their top picks, and looking more at the "high school high ceiling types" in the later rounds.

Of course this is probably just the disinformation Beane told him to spread.

Watt Funk Staturist

by FreeSeatUpgrade on Jun 6, 2007 5:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hatty hit his sixth HR of the season. Awww.
"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Jun 6, 2007 6:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

M. El. is soooo hot!

I'll give him a great present....with or without wifey around!!

wink wink

If we don't talk to strangers, how would any of us make friends?!

by griffisgurl on Jun 7, 2007 8:57 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You're not in Toronto, are you?
The meaning of life is not so much 'found,' as it is 'made.' --Opus

by The Dogfather on Jun 7, 2007 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Griffi's not going to be too happy to hear that.
"AN: We breathe through our noses." -mikeA

by McFood on Jun 7, 2007 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nah...no Toronto for me
however i'll be going to the Dodger game on Sat and they're playing the Tor. Blue Jays!!!
If we don't talk to strangers, how would any of us make friends?!

by griffisgurl on Jun 7, 2007 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We should get this to 300

in honor of Crosby's rbi single last night.

The game represents... the checkered journey of life. - Milton Bradley

by mikeA on Jun 7, 2007 10:45 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

is that fair to secretASian man?
"San Jose A's of Fremont" validates the Halo's stoopid name

by ArakSOT on Jun 7, 2007 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Probably not.
"Cycle, whoo hoo! A thing of stochastic beauty, random and meaningless and fun." ~ FSU, 6/4/07

by Poppy on Jun 7, 2007 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Here.

http://athleticsnation.com/story/200...

"Kots went yard. With a pink bat. Stud."

by Jennifer on Jun 7, 2007 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

great

now LAXile is going to have to add a summary of today's DLD to his diary

"San Jose A's of Fremont" validates the Halo's stoopid name

by ArakSOT on Jun 7, 2007 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

pfffff. LAXile.

KITTEH CAN HAS A'S FANTUDE, TOO...

"Cycle, whoo hoo! A thing of stochastic beauty, random and meaningless and fun." ~ FSU, 6/4/07

by Poppy on Jun 7, 2007 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ah -- you're a knitter!

and a critter knitter at that.  I've heard told that only a finely knit magic cloak of green and gold can strip the feline flibbertigibbets of their ghastly powers.  Keep up the good work.

Larry Davis's sigline: Fat Wank Suturist ~monkeyball

by LAXile on Jun 7, 2007 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Alas, I knit not.

And that's not my cat.  And I didn't take that picture, I just grabbed it off CuteOverload.com.  And that website is aptly named, because my work computer mini-crashed while trying to load up the 500 or so images there.

"Cycle, whoo hoo! A thing of stochastic beauty, random and meaningless and fun." ~ FSU, 6/4/07

by Poppy on Jun 7, 2007 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I smell a vicious cycle.

(And now we are back to MaEl and his whale.)

"Kots went yard. With a pink bat. Stud."

by Jennifer on Jun 7, 2007 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ever wish you were Maori?

<cough>

"Cycle, whoo hoo! A thing of stochastic beauty, random and meaningless and fun." ~ FSU, 6/4/07

by Poppy on Jun 7, 2007 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Life's tough.
"Kots went yard. With a pink bat. Stud."

by Jennifer on Jun 7, 2007 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did you say pony?

Link!

Warning: Vile. Disgusting. Don't look at while eating.

http://www.popthatzit.com/file/88-ho...

"Kots went yard. With a pink bat. Stud."

by Jennifer on Jun 7, 2007 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you are pure evil

fortunately, I stopped watching about a third of the way in

"San Jose A's of Fremont" validates the Halo's stoopid name

by ArakSOT on Jun 7, 2007 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What part of

"Vile. Disgusting. Don't look at while eating." did you not understand?

That entire website is death. I got nauseous and light headed.

"Kots went yard. With a pink bat. Stud."

by Jennifer on Jun 7, 2007 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

AHH
i don't want to know...i mean all i did was look at the link of the website and i could guess that it wasn't going to be pleasant.  
If we don't talk to strangers, how would any of us make friends?!

by griffisgurl on Jun 7, 2007 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

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