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Team Meeting: 5 p.m.

According to the Associated Press, following the A's loss yesterday, their fourth in a row, Nick Swisher scrawled "Team Meeting: 5 p.m." on the message board in the clubhouse.

The frustrations many of us have felt during this losing skid, which has seen the A's score only 5 runs over four contests, appear to have reached the players as well, who thus far have only offered the typical platitudes, best exemplified by Dan Johnson's, "The other team is just scoring more runs than we do, so we lose..." (Yahoo!) But, not having a backstage pass to this meeting, and not feeling tongue-in-cheek enough to skewer the process using comic software, the idea that the A's players could assemble together and fix what ails them is an intriguing one. Can you imagine the agenda?

Team Meeting
5:00 p.m. (Review minutes of last meeting, take attendance)
5:05 p.m. (Open forum: Are we really as bad as it seems?)
5:15 p.m. (Addressing the offense)

  • Is there such a thing as clutch?
  • How to stay out of the double play?
  • How to avoid taking third strikes...

5:30 p.m. (Open forum: Larry Davis: Friend or Foe? Steps to avoid him)
5:40 p.m. (Leadership presentation by Jason Kendall. Optional)
5:50 p.m. (Open forum: The role of relief pitchers. Back to basics)
6:00 p.m. (Confidence Builder: Jack Cust presentation)
6:15 p.m. (Confidence Builder: Dan Haren presentation)
6:25 p.m. (Household items: Issues with per diem, living arrangements)
6:30 p.m. (Conclude meeting)

Whether this approximates the discussion or not, it's very interesting, at least to me, that it's Nick Swisher seen calling the meeting. Sometimes seen as the party guy or the most talkative male on the planet, Swisher's not often given credit for his leadership this early in his career. Did he call the meeting, or did one of the vets get him to write it on the board? And will this meeting spur the A's to turn their momentum around?

I'd argue the #1 way they can change their momentum is by putting their ace, Dan Haren on the mound, and luckily for us, that's the plan today. At 4:05 PDT, Haren and the A's take on Cliff Lee and the Indians in the second game of the series. We'll be here for our own meeting of sorts. Bring Kleenex and refreshments.

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I hope they followed it up with a group hug

or some Team Yoga.  

Signatures? We don't need no stinking signatures.

by jubjub on Jun 26, 2007 8:05 AM PDT reply actions  

Or some

Kumbaya?

"Look at this, OK? I want you to remember this face. This is the guy behind the guy behind the guy."

by baseb3383 on Jun 26, 2007 8:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

pain-free spankings ...

... if Crosby's wielding the paddle, he'd swing and miss.

But just because something can be plotted on an X and Y axis does not make it the whole truth. @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jun 26, 2007 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hug it out bitches
Signatures? We don't need no stinking signatures.

by jubjub on Jun 26, 2007 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

The 6:00 slot should read...

This is what happens when you build your team around Jack Cust.

"just a beating heart ... plasma that we'll put into our uniform." Billy Beane

by athleticsBB4life on Jun 26, 2007 8:18 AM PDT reply actions  

This is what happens when you ...

< abandons quoting from The Big Lebowski >

But just because something can be plotted on an X and Y axis does not make it the whole truth. @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jun 26, 2007 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

There's a

CGV exemption for quoting from The Big Lebowski.

My last sig was about Doyle.

by mikeA on Jun 26, 2007 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Team Facials?
"Kots went yard. With a pink bat. Stud."

by Jennifer on Jun 26, 2007 8:19 AM PDT reply actions  

LOL
Don't worry, it's only a safety problem.

by Poppy on Jun 26, 2007 8:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

"biff"?
But just because something can be plotted on an X and Y axis does not make it the whole truth. @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jun 26, 2007 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

6:15...

We're really not that good...have you seen our collective batting average?

"just a beating heart ... plasma that we'll put into our uniform." Billy Beane

by athleticsBB4life on Jun 26, 2007 8:19 AM PDT reply actions  

6:30...

Our bullpen staff doesn't belong in the majors!

"just a beating heart ... plasma that we'll put into our uniform." Billy Beane

by athleticsBB4life on Jun 26, 2007 8:20 AM PDT reply actions  

6:45....

Harden doing his best Mark Prior/Kerry Wood impersonation!

"just a beating heart ... plasma that we'll put into our uniform." Billy Beane

by athleticsBB4life on Jun 26, 2007 8:21 AM PDT reply actions  

7:00

Everyone looks at Kendall and asks, "Why are still playing, sucko?"

I'd like to eat my lunch, but Billy just kicked me out of my office.

by BlameChannel53 on Jun 26, 2007 8:23 AM PDT reply actions  

6:46 - 6:47

Spanish lesson by Eric Chavez

Don't worry, it's only a safety problem.

by Poppy on Jun 26, 2007 8:23 AM PDT reply actions  

6:47- 6:48

Harden details everything he's learned about staying healthy.

I'd like to eat my lunch, but Billy just kicked me out of my office.

by BlameChannel53 on Jun 26, 2007 8:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

7:15...

A's load bases w/ no outs and don't score in the inning!

"just a beating heart ... plasma that we'll put into our uniform." Billy Beane

by athleticsBB4life on Jun 26, 2007 8:25 AM PDT reply actions  

You forgot introductions and icebreakers

They need to learn the new names....

There's no crying in baseball!

by gigglingone on Jun 26, 2007 8:27 AM PDT reply actions  

Why bother?

All the new guys will be on the DL within two days anyway.

I'd like to eat my lunch, but Billy just kicked me out of my office.

by BlameChannel53 on Jun 26, 2007 8:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Especially that guy named Ice,

who they're going to break right after introductions.

Don't worry, it's only a safety problem.

by Poppy on Jun 26, 2007 8:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

and housekeeping...the rest rooms are at the
subject to revision pending next issue and there are too many issues

by ak_A on Jun 26, 2007 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

No raffle?

whichever one of the call ups holds the winning ticket gets to wear number 22.

death to myspace!

by malikot on Jun 26, 2007 8:38 AM PDT reply actions  

Oh!

Door prizes and refreshments!

"Kots went yard. With a pink bat. Stud."

by Jennifer on Jun 26, 2007 8:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

=)

it's nice to see swish stepping up and calling a meeting!

by gotgreen on Jun 26, 2007 8:49 AM PDT reply actions  

Hell yeah, Swish.

I take this as a good sign since "some" of us, including me, believe he is upset that MB was DFA'd.  This is a major sign of his growth.

Here are some recommendations for the meeting:

  1. Tell Chavez to get his crap together.  You aren't defeated until you believe you are defeated.  Oh wait... that is what he believes.
  1. Require players who hit into double plays to spend an evening with face-lick girl.
  1. If you are truly hurt than go on the DL and quit manning up if you are costing the team because it ain't helpin' anyway.
  1. Show Bobby Crosby that there is really only an 12" wide area near the outside of the plate where guys are pitching him.  Prepare him to understand that he will never see a pitch inside this area but to beware that guys may throw it even further away after Strike 2.
  1. Call in the drill sergeant from Full Metal Jacket to rip their asses.  Afterwards have  Donovan McNabb's mom bring our boys some Campbell's Chunky Soup.
  1. BRING BEER BACK TO THE CLUBHOUSE.
"I still believe in 2007!"

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 26, 2007 8:50 AM PDT reply actions  

All good points

I think Swisher should be The Man anyways.  He's got the confidence and the swagger associated with it.  Chavez sure as hell doesn't, and I don't think anyone else does either.

by sprtsnwyn on Jun 26, 2007 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Here here

I think Swish is showing some maturity here.  When the boys get back in town, he should get a standing ovation.  And I'm mad they dumped MB too.  Damn!  Get me a Bud Light.

Jason Kendall is a stinky pile of pooh.

by mlleaimee on Jun 26, 2007 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

6:20 PM

Play through the Uncertainty. . .

about how much salary the A's are going to have pay Milton or Milton's new team

by FanSinceKC on Jun 26, 2007 8:51 AM PDT reply actions  

Mark my words:

After today, the A's will go 62-25 the rest of the season.

"Life is a horizontal fall" -Jean Cocteau

by King Richard on Jun 26, 2007 8:52 AM PDT reply actions  

Oh don't worry.

There's no doubt in my mind.
Last night the ghost of John Jaha crept into my dreams and told me so.

"Life is a horizontal fall" -Jean Cocteau

by King Richard on Jun 26, 2007 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

OMG!!!

John Jaha is day-to day??

When did this happen?

`I firmly believe that in every game, at least one team should be required to wear a legitimate, major league uniform.' - Ken Korach - 8/4/06

by nodaclu on Jun 26, 2007 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

remember...
it's not a bet, Rickeyfan. It's a truism.
"Life is a horizontal fall" -Jean Cocteau

by King Richard on Jun 26, 2007 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's a surprise birthday party

for Jason Kendall!

"Kots went yard. With a pink bat. Stud."

by Jennifer on Jun 26, 2007 9:07 AM PDT reply actions  

Nick Swisher is totally underrated by AN.

he's carrying our offense.

"The future's like, who cares?" ~Eric Chavez

by rebus on Jun 26, 2007 9:14 AM PDT reply actions  

I wouldn't say he's underrated.

There's universal appreciation for Swisher here.

More than just ANtics: http://www.louisgray.com/live/

by louismg on Jun 26, 2007 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, but he's not as lauded as he should be

he's our guy. we probably fear Vlad more than we respect Swish.

"The future's like, who cares?" ~Eric Chavez

by rebus on Jun 26, 2007 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love Swish....

But carrying our offense?  In 23 June games, he has a grand total of 1 HR and 9 RBI and is hitting .241 with an OPS of .688.  He was great in May, but he has been very poor in June.  He may have carried it for a while, but he sure is not carrying anything this month.

A one HR month is not something a guy who carries an offense does.

Bring back Hammer.

by OaktownPower on Jun 26, 2007 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

i should have been clearer

it's more like our offense depends on Swisher, as he's the only guy on our team who's capable of reliably putting up an .850-.900 OPS.

"The future's like, who cares?" ~Eric Chavez

by rebus on Jun 26, 2007 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

That I agree with completely....

The O is VERY dependant on Swish.

Bring back Hammer.

by OaktownPower on Jun 26, 2007 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

<Attendance taken>

<Riot breaks out>

My last sig was about Doyle.

by mikeA on Jun 26, 2007 9:31 AM PDT reply actions  

I found out who's doing the catering

Remember how many baseball fans root for their teams their whole lives without having the slightest hope of the success that we've enjoyed.

by Englishmajor on Jun 26, 2007 10:12 AM PDT reply actions  

I loves me some White Castle

Dad sent us this wonderful gift for Christmas.  It came from the location near him in Colombus, Ohio and arrived in an insulated bag with dry ice.  Wifey and I killed off all 30 in about 2 and a half days.

death to myspace!

by malikot on Jun 26, 2007 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

I guess that means

Buck will be out with a recurrence of his stomach ailment...

by IndianaAsfan on Jun 26, 2007 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

This meeting will last five minutes

I think it will get down to "more basehits, y'all".

That's about what it will take to turn around the losing streak.

Team dynamics are a fascinating subject.  I think the "baseball team" as an organism is more ripe for statistical analysis than all the OBP, RISP, WHIP, and OB/GYN of the individual players.  If Vlad has a great year, but the team does not reach the playoffs, what's it mean? If a team has a $200 million payroll, yet loses more games than it wins, how can it happen?

Individual stats are nice, because we are all "individual".  But team dynamics matter most.

...as a team.

Rename Fremont, CA, to Philadelphia, CA. "Philadelphia Athletics" will sound great.

by One won lost won on Jun 26, 2007 11:23 AM PDT reply actions  

Team dynamics quantification

Not easy.  How do you quantify the spontaneous?  The Miggy jumping out of the dugout to do the windmill?  The Swish-Bradley homerun dance?  

One thing that can be quantified since the Bradley Fiasco, 0 Wins - 4 Losses.

by FanSinceKC on Jun 26, 2007 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Swish needs

a new dance partner.

"The worst day on a ball field is better than the best day in any office." - David Wright

by kkdaz on Jun 26, 2007 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scutaro

He's been watching, wistfully mimicking the dance, alone, for over a year now...

Don't worry, it's only a safety problem.

by Poppy on Jun 26, 2007 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

there's something very poignant about that
"San Jose A's of Fremont" validates the Halo's stoopid name

by ArakSOT on Jun 26, 2007 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe now,

when Swisher hits a home run, he'll just sit on the bench next to Scoot, and they'll quietly nod to each other.

Don't worry, it's only a safety problem.

by Poppy on Jun 26, 2007 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nodding

can pull a muscle.  WATCH OUT!

by FanSinceKC on Jun 26, 2007 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Won-Loss record is the obvious measure
as "0-4 since Bradley", but..indeed, how do you "quantify" a myriad of factors to understand the "science"?

After all, economics just seemed a flurry of "just so" stories, until Adam Smith wrote his "Wealth of Nations", and even that had little statistical ballast.

Keynes came up with his simple equations about savings, consumption, etc to try to explain the workings of a "National Economy".  The results were measureable in terms of "everyone has jobs" or "so many out of work" (kind of a Won Loss ultimate measure) but it took a long time to decide on how to measure all the components that go into "The Economy".

Same with "Team Baseball" and ultimately, a team's W-L record over a season.  I think it has barely been touched.  Every one is concentrating on individual stats, but as if each guy walks up to a pinball game and starts playing, everything outside is deemed "neutral".

Rename Fremont, CA, to Philadelphia, CA. "Philadelphia Athletics" will sound great.

by One won lost won on Jun 26, 2007 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Teamonomics

I've always believed in the intangibles that drive team performance (e.g., spirit); even if they resist quantification.  The A's need passionate players (at least one), just as they need the Regulars (e.g., MaEl).

Do You Know the Way to East Bay A's?

by FanSinceKC on Jun 26, 2007 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's not just basehits

Defense, focus, and all.

And I think Swish has to be the one to call it since he was the most 'tight' with MB from all appearances.  It's hard to focus on the job when folks are leaving & going each day, so I imagine Swish may have a message to take back to Beane as well.

by MobiusKlein on Jun 26, 2007 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

trying hard to come up with

a name for the Post-Milton streak the A's are on. "Curse of the Baby?"

by skutch on Jun 26, 2007 3:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Curse

How about "Curse of the Ill-timed DFA Decision"?  Bradley should have shut up and put up with not being able to play right away.  He should have concentrated on performance the days he played.  Beane shouldn't have DFA'd him after one day back.  MB deserved a few days of play to settle down and produce.  If he couldn't shut up or produce, then a trade or DFA would have made sense.  Bradley is obviously to blame for being a baby, but Beane could have handled this less peremptorily.

Do You Know the Way to East Bay A's?

by FanSinceKC on Jun 26, 2007 4:29 PM PDT reply actions  

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