DLD 6/20/07 - Rocket in my Pocket Schedule
by McFood on Jun 20, 2007 9:52 AM PDT
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PrintHere's a funny video about super man-whore bitch future no doubt first ballot hall of famer Roger Clemens and his adventures in the future with the head bastardo of the evil empire of the east:
http://funnyordie.com/videos/6562
Remember, folks: If you don't like my dump, go out and make one of your own.
And kids, you stay on school!
And just say no to durgs, I dids.
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is that all you got? I hope Ms. salb has never asked you that.
seriously
not even a game wrap link. can you say noob?
I see you're still USING my dump you hate so much
Dukes is crazy
Elijah Dukes had apparently heard enough. So at 7 a.m., from 1,800 miles away, the troubled Devil Rays outfielder decided to speak up.
...said if he hadn't left her "he'd be in prison because she provoked me." Dukes, who is the father of at least five children by four women, acknowledged sexual relations with a then-17-year-old foster child but denied he is the father of her unborn child. He passionately defended his mother against claims of drug use.
Texas Justice
Texas Crowd Kills Man After Car Hits Kid
Don't mess with Texas and it's children
and he wasn't even the driver!
brrrrrrrr
Or what they do to someone who posts a DLD...
with insufficient linkage.
It's not too late to recommend a perfectly good
dump: yesterday's.
for the record, my 2 year old did laugh
when Clemens started chanting, "Rock-ET, Rock-ET."
Rabies shots are fun
needles the size of howitzers
it was to show how small it was
to take some of his manhood away
It was like beating up a squirrel
Badass squirrel, mascot of fark.com
by The Dogfather on Jun 20, 2007 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions
Generic All-Star Game column
A lack of a single position will likely cost Oakland's Nick Swisher a spot in this game, though he definitely belongs. He has split time almost evenly between the outfield and first base, two places loaded with talent. Players will be hard-pressed to find a spot for him in either place. So it'll be up to Leyland to try to squeeze him in.
Swisher can play; he had a .913 OPS, with 10 homers and 15 doubles, before Tuesday's games. Plus, he's a hoot to have around and, heaven knows, his versatility would help Leyland out.
Can you even imagine Nick Swisher with an audience that large? Good grief.
Jeff Brantley sounds presidential
I wonder what he smells like?
one more link...
Royals Review on Trenton Missouri, the popcorn capitol of the midwest
http://www.royalsreview.com/story/20...
You had it right the first time.
Swish's Wishs
I impulsively just bought tix for Swisher's charity event in Berkeley. http://www.nickswisher.net/index.html
I think Swish set the bar high last time with Zito's charity event. Didn't he take his shirt off for auction? I'm wishing for a topless Joe Blanton.
mmm....
bellybutton!
by The Pilots Dared Me To Die on Jun 20, 2007 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Woo-hoo for Milton
"Shannon Stewart , Jack Cust and Travis Buck and Dan Johnson will receive fewer at-bats if Bradley can stay off the disabled list for a few weeks."
"Travis Buck...will receive fewer at-bats..."
[runs over Jennifer's puppy]
If Bradley comes back, I'd love to see this lneup
LF Buck
RF Bradley
1B Swisher
DH Cust
3B Chavez
2B Ellis
SS Crosby
CF Kotsay
C1 Suzuki
Zito yields first inning GS
ERA stands at 4.78.
Clearly Zito has been off his game
without Kendall behind the plate.
Zito in a nutshell
Double, four-pitch walk, tantalizing strikeout, hit by pitch, 3-0 count --> foul balls --> grand slam.
Yeesh. League-average ERA is 4.23, Zito is hanging around 4.83.
Single, not double
but in the 3rd he has now given up a double and a triple, to give the Brewers the cycle (and another run).
by green star oakland on Jun 20, 2007 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions
too fine, plus wierd stuff
Anyone else noticed a new trend where his excuse of choice is a variation on "there was some wierd stuff going on out there"?
In 3 innings the Brewers have
- singled, doubled tripled, homered
- walked
- hit by pitch
- struck out looking and swinging
- flied out, grounded out
- sac flied
What other at-bat outcomes are there ? I can only think of intentional walk, fielder's choice and reaching on an error.
by green star oakland on Jun 20, 2007 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought of that
but doesn't that expunge the at-bat from the records ?
by green star oakland on Jun 20, 2007 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Anybody want JJ's cuppajoe?
It's still warm.
by The Dogfather on Jun 20, 2007 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Gratuitous plug with tenuous A's link
Oakland magazine has its "Best of ... " issue out, with the A's as the best pro team and Nick Swisher as the best pro athelete.
Swisher also makes the front page of the website, as does my sweetheart's band Loretta Lynch (Local Sounds, way down at the bottom) in conjunction with their recent CD release.
by green star oakland on Jun 20, 2007 11:54 AM PDT reply actions
First class got strained sewage.
No more talk about Adam Dunn
getting traded to the A's...pfft! Obviously he's not Athletics material:
"Fans in the Bay Area will sometimes ask Hatteberg about his prominence in "Moneyball," but he doesn't hear too much about it anymore.
"[Adam] Dunn bought it just to read my chapter and make fun of me," Hatteberg said.
"I wanted to see what the chapter on Hatteberg was all about. I don't think I could read any more of it," Dunn said. "I hated it, too, until I read the part about Hatte's wife [Bitsy] hitting fungoes to him."
Says Hatte:
"I owe a lot to him for giving me the opportunity," Hatteberg said Wednesday morning. "I don't know what I'd be doing. I could be working at a Blockbuster."
Greatest video store employee...ever.
Hmmm..
The minute after Hatteberg retires from baseball, filling out his application for Blockbuster video, he gets a call. "Hey Scott, it's Billy, Van Burkleo's out and you're in."
Billy: Think we should trade for Adam Dunn?
Hatte: Nah, the guy's an idiot. I couldn't get him to change his approach no matter what.
Hmmm...
The minute after Hatteberg retires from baseball, filling out his application for Blockbuster video, he gets a call. "Hey, Scott, it's Billy, Forst got hired by the Rangers and you're in."
Aim higher, my friend. Hatty's a 100 watt lightbulb in a 40 watt world.
by The Pilots Dared Me To Die on Jun 20, 2007 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Every time I see the shift, with miles of open ..
. ... space on the left side of the diamond, I wonder at the arrogance of a guy who'd rather strike out, repeatedly over the past two nights, than just lay the bat on the ball in that generous direction. I somehow don't think he's our kind of guy.
by The Dogfather on Jun 20, 2007 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Didn't work out so well
for Ortiz a couple weeks ago...
Jays/Dodgers
7 different Jays score in the 2nd inning - Frank Thomas twice.
by green star oakland on Jun 20, 2007 5:01 PM PDT reply actions
There are so many players on the DL...
that the DL broke and had to be placed on itself.
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